0:00:02 > 0:00:06In the kingdom of Fyredor, there was a terrible plague.
0:00:06 > 0:00:11Princes Dick and Dom dropped the only cure.
0:00:11 > 0:00:12GET OUT!
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Banished along with their mage Mannitol and servant Lutin,
0:00:15 > 0:00:19they set about collecting the ingredients to remake the potion -
0:00:19 > 0:00:21milk from a giant cow,
0:00:21 > 0:00:25sick from a vampire baby, dandruff from Princess Gladys
0:00:25 > 0:00:28and nothing at all from this fat, purple man.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33Eventually, they returned home with a new antidote.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Sadly, due to Mannitol's ineptitude,
0:00:36 > 0:00:40they mucked the whole thing up and made the wrong potion.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45..continues.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49Can we please stop this childish nonsense?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Is nobody going to talk to me?
0:00:51 > 0:00:54How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
0:00:58 > 0:01:04- 306.- Oh. Right. And, er, how many times have I...- 217.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- Er, well, I'm sorry.- 18.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- I'm sorry.- 19.- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- 20, 21, 22.- Sorry, sorry!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Sorry!- 304.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20- Sorry.- 305.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22- Sorry!- 306.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24- So, that's...- ..306.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27I think we can consider the matter closed.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Good. Well, nice to be back on the team.
0:01:34 > 0:01:39And I'm sure the people of Fyredor will be equally forgiving.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48COUGHING
0:01:48 > 0:01:51The stupid idiots!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Oh, dear.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Oh, 'ere they come.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59You bungling nincompoop!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Oh, me arm, Dennis! It's come off.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03What have you done to us?
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Well, it seems the plague might have got a little bit worse.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09COUGHING
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Oh, Dennis, your head's come off.
0:02:15 > 0:02:20OK, maybe a lot worse. Let's go.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Sorry.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24LAUGHTER
0:02:30 > 0:02:32COUGHING
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Right, meet at the town gates at two.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Mannitol? Go and get changed.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52You stink of goat.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- Hi, Dad.- All right, Dad?
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Don't call me Dad! I've told you before, it's "King".
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- What about King Dad? - Er, Big Daddy King?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- Daddy Cuddle King. - Doo-Wah Daddy-Waddy.- Call me King!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- Sorry, Dad.- He means King!- Yeah.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31So, you've come back.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Shut up!
0:03:36 > 0:03:40You took fifteen months,
0:03:40 > 0:03:43you wasted all our gold,
0:03:43 > 0:03:46and instead of bringing us a cure,
0:03:46 > 0:03:51you brought us a balm for scabby feet. Now listen to me.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55This plague has taken a terrible turn for the worst.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58It's started turning us all into beasts. Yes, yes, yes.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02I mean, look what it's done to your mother.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Mummy?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- Is that really you? - Yeah, same floppy face.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Ah!
0:04:15 > 0:04:20We don't know why, but this plague is turning us all into animals.
0:04:20 > 0:04:25I mean, your Uncle Mick grew a tail and he's turning into a donkey!
0:04:25 > 0:04:30And your Aunt Maureen's got hair all over her face!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32What's she turning into?
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Actually, our Maureen's always had hair all over her face.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38It was a bad example. This is serious!
0:04:38 > 0:04:43Nobody knows how long we've got left. So it's up to you.
0:04:43 > 0:04:50You are our last, last, last, last, last, last, L-A-S-T,
0:04:50 > 0:04:52last hope!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54HE BARKS AND HOWLS
0:04:58 > 0:05:04So get out there and make a proper antidote before it's too late.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Yes, Dad. King!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Princes? You've been away for months.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Are you not going to kiss your mother goodbye?
0:05:20 > 0:05:24- Things have really taken a turn for the worse.- You're telling me.
0:05:24 > 0:05:25I can still taste the dog food.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27No, I'm talking about the plague!
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- Oh.- If everyone's turning into beasts,
0:05:29 > 0:05:32then we need to get the antidote made, and...
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Don't move!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38You've got something in your hair.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Oh, right, yeah, that's me nits.- What?
0:05:40 > 0:05:44I got nits. Well, I've only got one, actually. Do you want to meet him?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Ahh!
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Hang on.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- I'll try and get him for you. - I wouldn't.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59CRUNCH!
0:05:59 > 0:06:00- You little...- I told you.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04I think he quite likes you. I've grown quite attached to Stanley.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- That's his name. - Come on. We're running late.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11So the two princes headed for the Fyredor town gates
0:06:11 > 0:06:15to meet up with their companions and set off once again.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17There you are! Right, we need to get going.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I know, because of the quest!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21No, we need to get going cos I've nicked all this!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23What? Oh, right.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Yes. Well, er, we've nearly finished packing. Haven't we, Dick?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Seconds away.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31But we're still waiting for Mannitol.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Really?- Mm.- It's not like Mannitol.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36He's never late. Useless, but never late.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Mm.- Help! Help! I can't breathe!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41I think I've got a peg up me nose!
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Oh, for goodness sake.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Your brozzer seems in need of wescue.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- Rescue?- Ja. As I say, wescue.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Vorsprung durch Technik.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Zere. Now you are all weady for your qvest.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Wow!
0:07:00 > 0:07:05- Thanks! I've never seen a spell work properly.- Hm!
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Well, er, none of Mannitol's, anyway.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Ah, ja. Poor Mannitol.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13I fear I have some sad news.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16He told me to give you zis.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Oh!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19MANNITOL'S VOICE: 'Dear Princes,
0:07:19 > 0:07:23'I have failed you utterly and have decided to withdraw from the quest.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26'The people of Fyredor are right.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- 'I am a terrible wizard and you deserve better.'- Erm,
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- how are you doing that? - 'Don't know.
0:07:33 > 0:07:39'So, to replace me, I'm sending you a new, powerful wizard named Hans.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41'Please make him welcome.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43'I shall be retiring to the sunny beaches of Throll.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47'Do not try to find me. I'm sorry. Mannitol.'
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Mm! Poor Mannitol.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51But it doesn't make sense.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Mannitol wouldn't abandon the quest for anything.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Maybe he was worried about messing up again.
0:07:57 > 0:08:03I know zis must be difficult for you, but ze kingdom is in such danger.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06You need ze very best vizard you can get.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Und so, good princes, I am at your service.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11It is an honour!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16But I didn't even get to say goodbye to Mannitol.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19I understand your weluctance, Fwaulein.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Maybe it is too early for a weplacement wizard.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Maybe I should leave.
0:08:25 > 0:08:31No, no, no! Hans, you're on the team! Come on, Lutin.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35The people of Fyredor are counting on us, with or without Mannitol.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Hm? Hm?
0:08:38 > 0:08:43- All for one and one for all! Yes?- Yes.- Ja.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Fine.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- Ausgezeichnet!- OW!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Right, let us go!
0:08:55 > 0:09:00- Right, so, the... - So zis is ze fabled scroll.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04How amazing.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08So, ze next ingwedient you need for your qvest
0:09:08 > 0:09:11is a sigh from ze Pit of Despair.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Hm, I have heard of zis place...
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Oh, Mannitol used to say that.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21..a tewwible, dark chasm where men fear to twead...
0:09:21 > 0:09:22He used to say that, too!
0:09:22 > 0:09:26..a gaping hole where even waliant men may wanish.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Oh. He never said that.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33Er, it does sound a little dangerous.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Ja. It is tewwibly dangerous.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40But fear not, for I vill guide you zere und protect you.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Ho-wah!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Rah...
0:09:44 > 0:09:46If we leave now, ve can camp halfway.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Let's go.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Ah, wait. This sounds an odd ingredient.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Are you sure you checked that properly? Can I just...
0:09:52 > 0:09:58Now, now, Lutin, zis is important business, not for a servant.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- I'm no servant! - Er, you are. You are.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Get the baggage.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Ja, it really works the muscles here, ja?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Yeah! Hans, you make this so easy.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- I don't know why moaned about walking so much.- Hm.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Come on, Lutin!
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Oh, ja, ja, ja.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26Zere is one ozzer thing. In order to make ze antidote properly,
0:10:26 > 0:10:29I require one further thing.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I need one hair from each of you.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34- Oh, OK. Have one of Dom's.- Oh, no!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36No, I've got a very sensitive scalp!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Oh, no! Oh, let me know when you're going to pull it.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I know it's going to hurt!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43I pulled it out ages ago.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Did you? Oh.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Danke schoen. And, Prince Dick, may I?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Oh, yeah, but watch out...
0:10:50 > 0:10:52CRUNCH Ohh!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55My hand! My poor hand!
0:10:55 > 0:10:59I've got a nit. It's partial to a finger or two.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Here, have this hair. It's not from me head.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05That's why it's got a bogey on it.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Ugh...oh!
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Oh!
0:11:09 > 0:11:12I think I've broken something!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- I hope it's not my antique soap dish.- I meant a bone!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Oh. Right.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Why are you lazing awound down zere? Right! Let's roll!
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Oh, wait!
0:11:25 > 0:11:29I hope you're having a lovely time
0:11:29 > 0:11:33on your bloomin' beach holiday, Mannitol...
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Help! Help!
0:11:43 > 0:11:51Oh, please help! I have been kidnapped by a man called Hans!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Fyredor is in terrible trouble!
0:11:54 > 0:11:59These chains are chafing my delicate wrists!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Help! Help!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Chin up, mate, it might never 'appen.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12You have to help me!
0:12:12 > 0:12:13I'm trapped,
0:12:13 > 0:12:18- and I can't cast an escape spell with my hands chained up.- Escape?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- You must be joking. Practically impossible.- Oh.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Well, there is one way.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27- Really? What?- First things first.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31I'm Maurice. Hello. Do you fancy playing a game or something?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34How about a game of hangman? Geddit?
0:12:34 > 0:12:35Hangman?
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- No, what you were saying before about escape.- Eh?
0:12:41 > 0:12:46- Please, this is urgent!- Oh, OK, yeah.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49You bang on the wall, the jailer comes downstairs.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51When he gets here - and this is the good bit -
0:12:51 > 0:12:54you persuade him that you're mad, they take you away.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Easy way out.- Really? Yeah.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00And that's what you've been doing, pretending you are mad, yes?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Oh, no, I actually am mad.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06To be honest, I'm not even sure if there is a jailer.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Do you like bacon?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- What?- I once made a collage out of lettuce.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Didn't look much like my mum, though. Do you fancy a prawn ring?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16HE BARKS LIKE A DOG
0:13:16 > 0:13:21- Oh, heavens!- Do you know another thing that passes the time nicely?
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- What?- The joy of song.- Oh, no.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29# If you're happy and you know it, shake your chains
0:13:29 > 0:13:33# If you're happy and you know it, shake your chains... #
0:13:33 > 0:13:36I think I might actually be in hell.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39# ..and you really want to show it
0:13:39 > 0:13:44# If you're happy and you know it, clink your chains! #
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Help!
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Well, I'm full.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- I'm full. - Yeah. Couldn't eat another thing.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- Yeah.- It was certainly an interesting dinner, Lutin.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Yeah, well, I've never actually cooked this recipe before.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Or any recipe, if you must know.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Vell, ve are halfway to ze Pit of Despair.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Tomorrow, it vill be an early start.
0:14:15 > 0:14:20So I shall wetire to my tent for some light weading.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Creep.- Lutin! Don't be rude. Apologise.
0:14:23 > 0:14:28It is all right. It takes some people time to...adjust.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Good night, Fraulein!
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Ze fools! Ze stupid, foolish fools!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42< Er, we can still hear you, y'know.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Er, just weading my book.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Ze stupid fools.
0:14:53 > 0:14:59By giving me zeir hair, zey have allowed me to vork my evil woodoo.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Let us see how you liked your dinner now, Pwince Dom.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Oh, my stomach!
0:15:20 > 0:15:25- I know the food wasn't that great, so there's no need to be smart.- I'm not!
0:15:25 > 0:15:27AHH! I'm in agony!
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Come on, Dom, leave her alone.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30You don't hear me complaining.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Ja, baby, ja!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Oh, hilarious(!)
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Ja, lap it up, baby! Ja!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Help! I can't stop eating!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Have you two finished?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Help! I can't see!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25- LUTIN:- Hans?
0:16:28 > 0:16:29What are you doing?
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Just weading.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Weally(?)
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Ja. Ooh!
0:16:41 > 0:16:42I don't know why it happened.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Maybe it was a dream.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Oh. No.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49It wasn't a dream. There's my sick.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Pssst!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52I need to talk to you both.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- It's about Hans.- Oh, come on, Lutin, give him a chance!
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Let me finish!
0:16:57 > 0:17:02I know you think I'm being daft, but I really think he might be dangerous.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04And I can prove it!
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Go on.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06He's hiding something,
0:17:06 > 0:17:11something really dark and freaky, and he keeps it in his cauldron.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14I swear to you, it's evil.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I think it might be some sort of, some sort of...
0:17:16 > 0:17:19HANS: Vat do I have to do to be fwiends wiz you, Lutin?
0:17:19 > 0:17:24- I twy everything, und yet you still spwead these wumours.- Eh?
0:17:24 > 0:17:31Ze only thing I care about is getting ze pwinces to ze Pit of Despair.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Oh.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Er, so ve can cure ze plague, obviously.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43- Er, Hans? We do believe you. But... - SQUELCH
0:17:43 > 0:17:44Oh.
0:17:44 > 0:17:49..but I suppose we could just ask to have a little look in your cauldron.
0:17:49 > 0:17:55- Sorry.- All right. Zere is something zat I did not vant you to know about.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57I knew it!
0:18:01 > 0:18:05It was meant to be a surpwise to thank you
0:18:05 > 0:18:08for being ze gweatest pwinces I have ever served!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10No! But that isn't it!
0:18:10 > 0:18:14- He had these freaky puppets, and they...- Lutin?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- I think you owe Hans an apology.- Ja.
0:18:16 > 0:18:21- Yeah, come over here and shake Hans'...hands.- No!
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Never! There's something going on here, and if you two don't believe me
0:18:25 > 0:18:29then, well, I'm going back to Fyredor to find somebody who will!
0:18:36 > 0:18:39# Eyes and ears and mouth and nose, whoo!
0:18:39 > 0:18:43# Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes! #
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Right, your turn.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46HE SNIFFS
0:18:46 > 0:18:51- Can you smell hummus? - No. No, no! No, no, listen to me!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53My friends are in danger.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I need to escape!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Well, why didn't you just say so?
0:18:58 > 0:19:03- You need the key to unlock your shackles.- There's a key? What key?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Oh, praise the heavens!
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- Where?- Up there in the corner.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Well, not always.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14It comes and sits there. It goes...
0:19:14 > 0:19:17"Oo, oo, ah, ah, ah, ah!"
0:19:21 > 0:19:22You mean...
0:19:22 > 0:19:26- a monkey?- Yes! A monkey!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28How about this one?
0:19:28 > 0:19:32# One million green flagons hangin' on the green flagon hanger
0:19:32 > 0:19:36# One million green flagons hangin' on the green flagon hanger
0:19:36 > 0:19:42# And if one green flagon should accidentally fall... #
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Oh, Mannitol! I'm never going to find him!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49He's gone forever.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53All I've got is this staff to remember him by.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Wait a minute.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00It's Mannitol's staff!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Mannitol?
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Mannitol! FAINT SINGING
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Are you singing?
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- # ..should accidentally fall... # - Get me out of here!
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Yeah, all right, keep your hair on!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16# ..hangin' on the green flagon hanger
0:20:16 > 0:20:22# Ba ba ba ba bom. Bah-deh! Brum, brum, brum, brum, brum, brum, POW! #
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- I...- Sh!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Oh, thank goodness!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Encore? Encore?
0:20:31 > 0:20:33No. No!
0:20:33 > 0:20:38- # One million green flagons hangin' on the green flagon hanger... #- NO!
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Oh, Mannitol!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Oh, Lutin!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45There is a spare sock in my belt.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- Oh, right. Is the key in there?- No, no, no.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52- I want you to stick it in his mouth. - Oh, OK.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55# ..hangin' on... #
0:20:56 > 0:20:57That's better.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03NOW GET ME DOWN!
0:21:03 > 0:21:04All right...
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Zis is ze Great Plain of Balacor.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Ze Pit of Despair is just over zere.
0:21:17 > 0:21:23It is an enchanted pit, cursed to moan und sigh forever.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25THE PIT MOANS
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Sounds a bit like our dad.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Und now zat ve are finally here, zere is one last thing I have to tell you.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37You are both complete idiots!
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Oh, thank you! What?!- Total fools.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43To think zat you believed I would help you in your qvest.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47- Hang on a minute!- Shut up. Shut up, shut up! Shut up, shut up, shut up!
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- 'Ere, you can't tell him to shut up. - I can do vatever I vant.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Ooh, ze things I've had to put up with zese past two days.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57You und your stupid over-attention to detail,
0:21:57 > 0:22:00insisting zat all ze tents have to face ze same vay.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Well, that does actually decrease wind resistance.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Und you!
0:22:06 > 0:22:08viz your silly jokes about ze spoons
0:22:08 > 0:22:12and thinking zat farting dwarves are funny.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17I never intended to help you pwinces.
0:22:17 > 0:22:18I...
0:22:18 > 0:22:25I am svorn to destwoy you und your pathetic little kingdom.
0:22:25 > 0:22:32Ze plague vill flourish und everyone vill be twansformed into beasts!
0:22:32 > 0:22:36Why, I oughta... I oughta pull your hair!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38No way.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Mm!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42What are they?
0:22:42 > 0:22:46I think perhaps it is your own hair you vant to be pulling, nein?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- Ow!- 'Ere, get off him!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Awww, what's ze matter, Pwince Dick?
0:22:50 > 0:22:55I heard a wumour zat you vere ticklish.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Leave him alone! You stop this!
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Look at you.
0:23:02 > 0:23:08It is pathetic, so soon after your qvest has begun.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11But for you gentlemen,
0:23:11 > 0:23:14ze qvest is over!
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Me legs! I can't feel me legs!
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Now vitness ze full power of my woodoo.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29- Voodoo?- Woodoo.- You do?- Yes, I do. - Dick, it's the Pit of Despair!
0:23:29 > 0:23:34Soon you will know why it is called ze Pit of Despair.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36HE LAUGHS MANICALLY
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Eins, zwei,
0:23:38 > 0:23:42- eins, zwei...- As Dick and Dom marched to their doom,
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Mannitol and Lutin were desperately racing to their rescue.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Oh, look! There they are!
0:23:51 > 0:23:52I'm too young to die!
0:23:52 > 0:23:55What about me? I'm seven seconds younger!
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Today Fyredor, tomorrow Bottom World!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00I fear we may be too late.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02- Goodbye, Dick.- Goodbye, Dom.
0:24:02 > 0:24:03- Ah!- Ah!
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Stop, driver, stop!
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Whoa!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Lutin?- Mannitol?
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Get off me!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Give me those puppets!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- Ahh!- Whoa!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24You weally think a lazy, good-for-nothing servant
0:24:24 > 0:24:27vill get ze better of Hans?
0:24:28 > 0:24:32Ooh. O-o-o-ooh!
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Ah-h-h!
0:24:36 > 0:24:37Arr!
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Ahh..
0:24:47 > 0:24:50This is for locking up Mannitol.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54And this is for your stupid accent.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06ARGH!
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Oh, vell, who needs ze puppets anyway?
0:25:26 > 0:25:30I can simply throw zem into ze pit.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Oh, ja, Hans, feel ze burn.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Vork ze upper body!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Oh, this is a nice one, this. Ooh, yes.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Oh, yes!
0:26:07 > 0:26:12..and then he came crashing down. You were both brilliant.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- You should have seen your right hook. - I had a hook?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Not lit... Oh, don't worry.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19We did all this whilst passed out?
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Yeah. Well, with a little help from your friends.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26I was something of a street fighter in my youth.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Always comes in handy for busting a few moves.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34SQUELCH Ah!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36It's good to have you back, Mannitol.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39No-one will ever replace you.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Not even a half-decent wizard.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Well, looks like he won't be troubling anyone for a while.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46SPEECH MUFFLED
0:26:46 > 0:26:51Well, let's see what the first item on our list really is.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Ah!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55A royal nit.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Perfect.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59No. No, no, no. Not Stanley.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01- Please, no. No.- Come on!
0:27:01 > 0:27:04It's not going to hurt one bit.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08- No, don't. No...- Lutin?- No! No!
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- Got him!- Got him!- Got him!- OW!
0:27:14 > 0:27:18You! Ow!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Ha-ha-ha!
0:27:29 > 0:27:34United again, and with the first ingredient safely in the vial,
0:27:34 > 0:27:37Prince Dick, Prince Dom and their faithful servants,
0:27:37 > 0:27:41Lutin and Mannitol, set off to re-remake the antidote,
0:27:41 > 0:27:45the cure so desperately needed by the people of Fyredor.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49The legend of Dick and Dom continues!
0:27:53 > 0:27:56No! Mercy, please!
0:27:56 > 0:27:58ARGHHH!
0:28:00 > 0:28:03EVIL LAUGH
0:28:04 > 0:28:07Verflixt und zugenaeht!
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