0:00:02 > 0:00:04Many, many years ago,
0:00:04 > 0:00:07a terrible plague was turning the people of Fyredor
0:00:07 > 0:00:10into horrible beasts, and a few nice cuddly ones.
0:00:10 > 0:00:15Their only hope of a cure rested with Princes Dick and Dom,
0:00:15 > 0:00:20their light-fingered servant Lutin, and their trusty mage Mannitol.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Unfortunately, they were utterly useless.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27They dropped the first antidote,
0:00:27 > 0:00:29mucked up the replacement antidote...
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Get out!
0:00:32 > 0:00:34..and now must collect the ingredients
0:00:34 > 0:00:40to re-re make the antidote, before all of Fyredor is doomed forever.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44..continues.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50EVIL LAUGHTER
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Last time, we left our four adventurers
0:00:52 > 0:00:54in a nail-biting cliff-hanger.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Well, not actually hanging off a cliff,
0:00:56 > 0:00:59although they were probably biting their nails.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01But moments after completing the antidote,
0:01:01 > 0:01:05they were kidnapped by a fearsome, beastly villain.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Hey, hey, hey! Come back!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- Don't you know who we are?- Yeah!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Yeah! Who are we?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15We're princes!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Oh, yeah, of course, I knew that.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22We've been travelling for days. Where are we?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35EVIL LAUGHTER
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Oi, feather features, let us out!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40I've got friends who'll make you pay for this!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Yes, what gives you the right to imprison us?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Blinky, put them in the dungeon.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48No, no, no, shove them in the dungeon.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50No, no, no, throw them in the dungeon,
0:01:50 > 0:01:53so they fall flat on their pudgy little faces
0:01:53 > 0:01:54and cry for their mummies!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56EVIL LAUGHTER
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Why have we been brought here?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Get in! Get in!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Just moments after completing the antidote!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26I am going to conceal the vial, just in case.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Unfortunately, this cell's not exactly awash with hiding places.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31I'll give you a hand.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Maybe this is just a dream.- Yeah.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Hang on, let me see if we're dreaming.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Aaargh! Aah! Ahh!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43No! Let me see if you're dreaming!
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Aargh! Ah!
0:02:49 > 0:02:53All right, all right! Stop it, the both of you! Blimey.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57One night in a cell with you, and I'd admit to anything! Idiots.
0:02:57 > 0:03:02Yes, Princes, I fear perhaps some of your more energetic antics
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- might have caught up with us.- What?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07So you're saying all this is our fault?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Our behaviour is consummate!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11He's right, it's pretty bad.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Yes, no, that means it's perfect! We are model princes.
0:03:15 > 0:03:20I mean, when have we ever made mistakes?
0:03:22 > 0:03:27Brother, nothing like the great outdoors, the sun is shining.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29The birds are singing.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31The tent's running away!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33The tent is running awa... What?!
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Oh, my gosh! What's going on? Help!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- We're coming, Mannitol.- Which of you hammered those tent pegs in?
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Pegs? Do tents have pegs?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55So, er where's the ghost?
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Ah, don't say I've missed it? Isn't that terrible luck?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01I could have got it if you'd given me the vial.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04No, I could have got it if YOU had given ME the vial.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- You already had it! - No, you already had it!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Stop repeating everything! - Stop repeating everything!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- You're so annoying. - You're so annoying.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13- Right!- Right! That's it!- That's it!
0:04:13 > 0:04:14THEY YELL
0:04:17 > 0:04:18HE SNEEZES
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Oh! Oh!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Oh! Oh!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Eugh! Eugh!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Raaah!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28HE SCREAMS
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Yeeeuugh!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Eugh! Eugh!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34THEY YELL
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Oh! Oh! No!
0:04:41 > 0:04:42THEY SIGH Phew!
0:04:42 > 0:04:46You know, for a minute, I thought it was going to...
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Aaaagh! SMASHING
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Ooh! One little piece of advice.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Oh, what now?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57When you're in Hag Wood,
0:04:57 > 0:05:00watch your step.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- I think you should be watching your step!- Yeah, you jobsworth...
0:05:03 > 0:05:05BOTH: Aaargh!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Aaah! Help!- I'm drowning!
0:05:12 > 0:05:17- Wait a second! - Don't just stand there, help me!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Look, look, look!
0:05:19 > 0:05:20- Oh!- Oh!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22THEY SPLUTTER
0:05:22 > 0:05:25I think I've swallowed half the muddy puddle.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Yeah, me too.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Oh, dear.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- What is it?- Oh!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- I feel really weird! - DOM BABBLES
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Yeah, m-m-me too!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- What's happening to them? - I don't know.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42It must be something to do with all that muddy water they've just drunk!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44THEY BABBLE
0:05:50 > 0:05:53BOTH: Aaaaahhhhhh!
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Oh, great!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Ah! So, who got the job?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Well, let's just recap, shall we?
0:06:06 > 0:06:10This morning, you stocked the cash machine full of toilet paper.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14So, instead of stocking the toilet with paper, we stocked it with...
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Cash, yes. Fortunately, the chief cashier noticed on the third wipe.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20We're having the rest steam-cleaned.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Your work this afternoon wasn't much better.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27You introduced a "buy one, get one free" offer on money.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Completely unauthorised, and costing the bank nearly 16,000 kankles.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33So, who got the job?
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Get out, get out, get out! And never come back!
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Yeah, well.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40So we made a few mistakes.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- Fair enough.- But that doesn't mean it's our fault we're in prison.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46No! You two are hardly perfect!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Yeah! Think about some of the stuff you have made a pig's ear of, huh?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Need my gingerbread!
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Must find my gingerbread!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Oh!
0:07:05 > 0:07:06I want gingerbread!
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Ah there you are!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Lutin, you must fight this, you have to!
0:07:12 > 0:07:18- SPEECH DISTORTS AND SLOWS - Let's go back downstairs.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Mmmm, gingerbread!
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Er... You know, there were some most interesting pictures
0:07:27 > 0:07:31along the staircase, some of them look vaguely familiar.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Almost as... Lutin,
0:07:34 > 0:07:35what are you doing?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Oh, heavens! Stage two -
0:07:38 > 0:07:40hallucinations! No, Lutin!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42No, no!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oh! Oh, crumbs!
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Mmmm, crumbs.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Ahh, I can't wait to see these ghosts!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00- You're not scared are you, Dom? - Aah! No, no...
0:08:00 > 0:08:02No. No, of course I'm not scared.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05I mean, "Scariest place Bottom World,"
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I mean, basically it's the most boring place in Bottom World.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Look, it's an abandoned graveyard. HE YAWNS
0:08:10 > 0:08:11CRUNCHING
0:08:11 > 0:08:12THEY GASP
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- What was that?- Probably nothing.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16CRUNCHING
0:08:16 > 0:08:18It's, er... It's behind us.
0:08:20 > 0:08:21CRUNCHING
0:08:21 > 0:08:22BOTH: Lutin!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24What? Just having my dinner.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Mm, gingerbread.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28This yours?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Yeah. So?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I've got a Princess Gloria
0:08:32 > 0:08:36what can put you at the scene of her family jewels getting nicked.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Oooh, and what have we got here then, eh?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44I nicked those jewels weeks ago.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Oh, really?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Let the record show the suspect has admitted to the theft
0:08:49 > 0:08:50of a bag of jewels.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Ugh!
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Hello, good evening.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06I'm wondering if you can tell me the way to Smelly End?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Oh, now, wait a minute. Let me think.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Flapjack, laminate, wellington!
0:09:12 > 0:09:16Oh! Er... Choo-choo, overflow, waistline!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Are you trying to knock me out?- No.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23You want to get in the bank, don't you?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Probably steal everything from the vault?
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Well, it looks to me, sunshine, like your daring little plan is over.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Oh, dear.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34We're all agreed, We're all as bad as each other.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Any of us could be the reason why we're here.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Well, let's just wait and see what our captors say.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Speak of the devil.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Yes, yes, now you! Guard! Guard!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- I demand...- Names?
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Well, I'm Prince Dick.- Prince Dick. - This is Prince Dom, my brother.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53My brother.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- This is our servant, Lutin. - Servant Lutin.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- And our mage, Mannitol.- Maid Marion.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Now, look, I demand that you...
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Occupations?- Erm, can we get back to you on that one?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Look, I demand...
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Last fixed abode?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13The prison cart?
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Prison cart.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Now, listen to me!
0:10:16 > 0:10:21I demand that you... continue to ignore me.
0:10:21 > 0:10:27Right, you take these, all right, and look at him.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29ACCORDION PLAYS
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Face ze front.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Turn to ze right.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50C'est ca, c'est magnifique!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Magnifique, magnifique!
0:10:53 > 0:10:58- All right, look, we've had just about enough of this!- Fine.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Still no explanation.
0:11:04 > 0:11:09This has got to be the worst thing that's ever happened to us.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Oh, no, come on. Some pretty bad things have happened to us.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Look at you. It is pathetic.
0:11:16 > 0:11:21And so soon after your quest has begun,
0:11:21 > 0:11:24but for you, gentleman...
0:11:24 > 0:11:27ze quest is over!
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Me legs, I can't stop my legs!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Vitness the full power of my woodoo!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Who do?- Woodoo!- You do?
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Yes, I do.- Dick! The pit of despair!
0:11:42 > 0:11:47Soon you will know why it is called the pit of despair!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Eins, zwei, eins, zwei...
0:11:54 > 0:11:58# Eyes and ears and mouth and nose
0:11:58 > 0:12:01# Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes! #
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Right, your turn!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Can you smell hummus?
0:12:05 > 0:12:09No, no, no, now, listen to me!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11My friends are in danger.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14I need to escape.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Well, why didn't you just say so?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19You need the key to unlock your shackles.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21There's a key? What key!
0:12:21 > 0:12:26Oh, praise the heavens! Where?
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Up there, in the corner. Well, not always.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31It comes and sits there.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35It goes, "Ooo, ooo, oo, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42You mean a monkey.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Yes, a monkey.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46How about this one?
0:12:46 > 0:12:50# One million green flagons hanging on a green flagon hanger
0:12:50 > 0:12:55# One million green flagons hanging on a flagon hanger
0:12:55 > 0:12:57# And if one green flagon... #
0:12:58 > 0:13:03OK, sisters, I think the prisoners are fat enough now.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Hmmm, smells nice. What's for din-dins?
0:13:07 > 0:13:13Oh, just a little something we like to call man surprise.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Man surprise? What's that?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Roast wizard, and prince pie!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21THEY ROAR
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Aaargh!
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Aaargh!
0:13:30 > 0:13:31- Sorry, we're closed.- I...
0:13:31 > 0:13:32THWACK!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34- Ooh...- Ooh.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35THWACK!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Four tickets to the Hairy Fizzogs, please.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Sorry?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Four tickets to the Hairy Fizzogs, please.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Who?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47The Hairy Fizzogs.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48How many?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50- Four!- Four what?
0:13:50 > 0:13:51Four tickets!
0:13:51 > 0:13:52What for?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- For - I'll give you what-for, in a minute!- All right...
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- Could we have four tickets to the Hairy Fizzogs, please?- Mm.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Why didn't you just say so?- Grrr...
0:14:02 > 0:14:03When for?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Oh, I don't know, a week on Thursday?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07For today, you idiot!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10There's no need to be personal, I'm just doing my job.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12But I thought your job was to sell people tickets.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- It is.- Well, go on, then.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19- What?- ALL: Four tickets to the Hairy Fizzogs, please!
0:14:19 > 0:14:23All right, all right, let's have a look, shall we?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27- Standing or squatting? - ALL: Squatting!
0:14:28 > 0:14:29PRRRP
0:14:42 > 0:14:43DING!
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Argh!
0:14:48 > 0:14:49What do you lot want?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- You!- You!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- You!- Who? Oh, him.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06And you are?
0:15:06 > 0:15:11Some call me Lord Of Nature. Others call me Master Of Creation.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Some call me Cuddly Pops.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17But I prefer to be known as the Beastmaster!
0:15:17 > 0:15:21You must have a real name. You must have been christened something.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24What is it, Keith?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Sylvester?
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Ron? It's Ron, isn't it?
0:15:31 > 0:15:35Don? John? Johnny? Tommy?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Bobby? Dobbie? Nobby?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- Ah, Noddy.- Silence!
0:15:40 > 0:15:43I have no other name, just the Beastmaster!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45I am Lord of all that is beastly,
0:15:45 > 0:15:49all that is furry, fetid, squelchy and horrid.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Technically, then, he should be in charge of your sleeping bag.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55So, you can talk to animals, can you?
0:15:55 > 0:15:59I don't know about that, what do you think, Snakey?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01What's that? No, not right now, it isn't a good time.
0:16:01 > 0:16:06What? Well, you should have gone before we came out.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Have a meaty treat to take your mind off it.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Meaty treaty, meaty treaty, oh, forget it.
0:16:11 > 0:16:16If you continue to hold us against our will, there will be big trouble.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18I demand you release us immediately!
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Oh, ooh, aaah(!)
0:16:22 > 0:16:24THE BEASTMASTER LAUGHS
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Don't laugh! I'm very angry.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28If you think you're angry now,
0:16:28 > 0:16:32you'll be furious in a few minutes' time, won't they, Snakey?
0:16:32 > 0:16:36- What do you mean? - You think this is an accident?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38You think you're here by mistake?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40No, for your entire quest,
0:16:40 > 0:16:43every awful thing that happened to you was down to me.
0:16:43 > 0:16:48Every misfortune, every horrible moment, every bad person.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52Remember all those villains you came up against?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56I am sworn to destroy you!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58You will suffer.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00You're toast.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01HE CHUCKLES
0:17:03 > 0:17:05HE COUGHS
0:17:06 > 0:17:08# Bad to the bone
0:17:09 > 0:17:10# B-b-b-bad
0:17:10 > 0:17:13# B-b-b-bad... #
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Destroy them.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18# Bad to the bone... #
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Don't they scare you?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33# On the day I was born
0:17:33 > 0:17:35# The nurses all gathered round
0:17:35 > 0:17:37# And they gazed in wide wonder
0:17:37 > 0:17:40# At the joy they had found
0:17:40 > 0:17:42# The head nurse spoke up
0:17:42 > 0:17:45# Said leave this one alone
0:17:45 > 0:17:47# She could tell right away
0:17:47 > 0:17:49# That I was bad to the bone
0:17:49 > 0:17:51# Bad to the bone
0:17:52 > 0:17:55# B-b-b-bad
0:17:55 > 0:17:56# Bad to the bone... #
0:17:56 > 0:17:58You know they're creepy, right?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00HE LAUGHS AND COUGHS
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Sorry.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Get out of this office, get out of this town.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Goodbye, princes.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11THEY BOTH LAUGH
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Evil plan working!
0:18:13 > 0:18:14THEY ALL LAUGH
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Ze plague will flourish,
0:18:16 > 0:18:21und everybody vill be twansformed into beasts!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Lovely.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28You? All those nasty people were down to you?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30This runs so much deeper than you thought.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32But why have you done all this? Why us?
0:18:32 > 0:18:37- Let's have a little history lesson, shall we?- Argh! No!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Sorry, just a flashback to school.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42I've got to stop doing that!
0:18:42 > 0:18:44When I was a young man,
0:18:44 > 0:18:49I first realised I had a certain affinity with creatures.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52So, all those years ago, I trained to become a master alchemist.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56And now, with extracts of nature and essence of beast,
0:18:56 > 0:19:00I can make foul, unholy creations!
0:19:00 > 0:19:02I can make those using just a beef curry.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05HE BREAKS WIND AND THEY LAUGH
0:19:05 > 0:19:07How very amusing(!)
0:19:07 > 0:19:11But will your family find it all that funny back home in Fyredor?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Fyredor? How do you know about our family?
0:19:13 > 0:19:17I know everything about Fyredor. Those poor people.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21That terrible, terrible plague, turning everyone into beasts.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Who do you think started it?- You?!
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Yes, I created the plague.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29All of Fyredor shall be beasts!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31And it was all going to plan,
0:19:31 > 0:19:35until you began to make that antidote of yours. Where is it?
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Never!
0:19:36 > 0:19:40- You'll never find it!- Aaargh!
0:19:40 > 0:19:46Where? Where is it? That antidote! You!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49You know where the antidote is. Where is it?
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Oh, giving me the silent treatment, eh?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56So you'd prefer to spend a month in a pit of bogies?
0:19:56 > 0:20:00Or be hung upside down in a cess pool of camel wee-wee?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03You can't scare us, we've had much worse.
0:20:03 > 0:20:08She's right. We've been involved in some pretty yukky stuff.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12BLEATING
0:20:15 > 0:20:18It's no good, Kevin. I can't hit a top A above a middle C.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Curse this plague.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22HE BLEATS
0:20:22 > 0:20:26How am I supposed to perform tonight if I've got the voice of a goat?
0:20:26 > 0:20:30I told you we should never have played Fyredor, but, "Oh, no!
0:20:30 > 0:20:35"Plague victims need music too, you know," you said.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38And that audience. Did you see them? What a sight!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Half covered in pustules and boils,
0:20:40 > 0:20:42and the other half with snouts and trotters.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46Oh, it was hideous.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Well, at least by the time the animal symptoms appear
0:20:51 > 0:20:53you're no longer contagious.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55So you boys should be all right.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59But I mean, if I had to catch a plague that turns you into an animal,
0:20:59 > 0:21:02why couldn't I turn into a songbird, or a pigeon?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05HE COOS Something with a voice!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07But, no. I'm turning into a goat.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09And I'm hungry all the time.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11And I've got a splinter, look at that!
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Look! I tell you, I'm being punished!
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Ja, baby, ja.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Oh, hilarious(!)
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Ja, lap it up, baby.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42Ja!
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Help! I can't stop eating.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Urgh! Urgh! Aaargh!
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Have you two finished?
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Aaargh, help! I can't see!
0:22:03 > 0:22:05HE LAUGHS
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Hans!
0:22:13 > 0:22:17- What are you doing?- Just...weeding.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Weally?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Ja.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30I can't pop it!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Put some muscle into it, you wimp!
0:22:41 > 0:22:45- Did you get some?- More than enough.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47One, two, three, four!
0:22:50 > 0:22:53# You got a gross moustache and your hair is weird
0:22:53 > 0:22:56# Whiskers up your nose and a grizzly beard
0:22:56 > 0:22:58# You haven't had a shave for 15 years
0:22:58 > 0:23:01# You got bushy eyebrows and bristly ears
0:23:01 > 0:23:04# You got a hairy face
0:23:04 > 0:23:07# But I love you
0:23:07 > 0:23:09# You give me an itchy rash
0:23:09 > 0:23:12# When I hug you
0:23:12 > 0:23:15# I get a mouthful of rotting food
0:23:15 > 0:23:18# When I kiss you
0:23:18 > 0:23:20# Yeah, you got a hairy face
0:23:20 > 0:23:23# That I love
0:23:23 > 0:23:27# You got a gross moustache and your hair is weird
0:23:27 > 0:23:30# Whiskers up your nose and a grizzly beard
0:23:30 > 0:23:33# You haven't had a shave for 15 years
0:23:33 > 0:23:35# You got bushy eyebrows and bristly ears
0:23:35 > 0:23:37# You got a hairy face
0:23:37 > 0:23:40# But I love you
0:23:40 > 0:23:43# You give me an itchy rash
0:23:43 > 0:23:46# When I hug you
0:23:46 > 0:23:48# I get a mouthful of rotting food
0:23:48 > 0:23:52# When I kiss you
0:23:52 > 0:23:54# Yeah, you got a hairy face
0:23:54 > 0:23:58# That I love
0:23:58 > 0:24:01# You got a hairy face
0:24:01 > 0:24:05# But I love you. #
0:24:10 > 0:24:13So, whatever horrible things you threaten us with,
0:24:13 > 0:24:14we're already used to them!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Fine. Have it your way.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18I shall try a different tack.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Meet Aubrey.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Aubrey is a sniffer ferret. Believe me, you can't beat a sniffer ferret.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27If the antidote is in this room, which it is,
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Aubrey will tell me, won't you, Aubrey?
0:24:30 > 0:24:32What? No, it's Friday.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35I don't care, you get double pay on a Sunday, and nothing more!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Now, get to work!
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Aubrey! What are you d.. Wrong way! Come back.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45Aubrey, come back. Why, you workshy little...
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Stop right there.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49What do you think you're doing, little wizard?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52I am going to cast a spell to render him immobile.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53- ALL:- Oh, no!
0:24:53 > 0:24:58Bin-boil, gin-coil, tin-foil, Kremlin!
0:24:58 > 0:25:01THE BEASTMASTER LAUGHS
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Im-mobile, not a mobile.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Forget that. Look, we'll fight you, Beastmaster!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10We are amazing fighters!
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Many a time have we battled ourselves out of trouble!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17THEY SCREAM
0:25:17 > 0:25:21# Run to the hills
0:25:21 > 0:25:26# Run for your lives
0:25:26 > 0:25:32# Run to the hills
0:25:32 > 0:25:36# Run for your lives
0:25:48 > 0:25:53# Run to the hills
0:25:53 > 0:25:59# Run for your lives. #
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Pathetic! You can't fight me!
0:26:06 > 0:26:10And I don't need to listen to any more of your tales of derring-do,
0:26:10 > 0:26:13because right now, you're in the derring doo-doo!
0:26:13 > 0:26:17Ha-ha, eh, what's that, snake? Yes, Daddy should be on the stage!
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Have a cheesy treat.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Go on, "Yummy, yummy, yummy! I love the cheese." Oh, forget it.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25Beastmaster, this is your last chance.
0:26:25 > 0:26:30Let us go, or we will escape, and we will destroy you.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Yes! Everything he said.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36Oh, well. I guess we'll have to do this the hard way.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41You WILL tell me where the antidote is!
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Until then, you're stuck here.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46All of Fyredor shall be beasts!
0:26:46 > 0:26:49THE BEASTMASTER LAUGHS EVILLY
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Ha! We showed him.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Thank goodness he didn't find the antidote.
0:26:54 > 0:26:59You know, your idea of putting your moustache disguise on the vial
0:26:59 > 0:27:01worked a treat.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Well, I guess we're stuck here, then.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- For the time being.- No.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16I meant what I said.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18We WILL escape.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20We will return to Fyredor,
0:27:20 > 0:27:23we will take the antidote home!
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Are you sure?
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Erm, yes, how difficult can it be?
0:27:31 > 0:27:35Could our valiant heroes escape from the Beastmaster's lair,
0:27:35 > 0:27:39and deliver the antidote to the plague-ridden people of Fyredor?