0:00:02 > 0:00:04Many, many years ago,
0:00:04 > 0:00:07a terrible plague was turning the people of Fyredor
0:00:07 > 0:00:09into horrible beasts
0:00:09 > 0:00:10and a few nice cuddly ones.
0:00:10 > 0:00:11BOTH: Wa-wa-wa...
0:00:11 > 0:00:15The only hope of a cure rested with princes Dick and Dom,
0:00:15 > 0:00:20their light-fingered servant Lutin and their trusty mage Mannitol.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Unfortunately, they were utterly useless.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26They dropped the first antidote,
0:00:26 > 0:00:29mucked up the replacement antidote...
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Get out!
0:00:32 > 0:00:36And now must collect the ingredients to re-remake the antidote
0:00:36 > 0:00:39before all of Fyredor is doomed for ever.
0:00:40 > 0:00:45The Legend Of Dick And Dom continues.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49It's another beautiful day in Bottom World.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52And Mannitol is making a spot of lunch.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Mannitol, what's actually in this soup?
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Ah, well, some hot water.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59A few dandelion leaves.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02No, I can taste something else.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Is that cowpat?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Ah! Ha ha ha!
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Just a crumble.
0:01:11 > 0:01:16You mean I've just downed half a bowl of cowpat soup?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Yes, well, we're completely out of real food.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Why don't we stop off at a village and get some?
0:01:22 > 0:01:25It's not too bad when you get used to it.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Well, maybe we could stop off en route
0:01:28 > 0:01:31and find the next item on the scroll.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Ooh!
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Oh...
0:01:34 > 0:01:39The brain of a prince called Dick.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Ha ha! Brilliant! Easy one!
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Oh, yeah! Right! How are you going to get my brain out?
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Let me see!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47We'll just have to...
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Yank your hair like this.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Agh! Careful!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Open up the top of your bonce like an orange.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Oh!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Chisel through the skull!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Oh, my goodness!
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Yank it open!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Pull out the brain!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04And pop it in the potion!
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Not on the scroll, Mannitol!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11The magic parchment's difficult to clean!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13I'm not very good with this kind of thing.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Sorry!- Should be me that's blowing chunks, I need my brain!
0:02:16 > 0:02:20And um, when exactly was the last time you used it?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Yes, remember little brother...
0:02:25 > 0:02:27It's all about the quest!
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Give it here!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Give it here! Get him!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Come here! Come here!
0:02:34 > 0:02:40Meanwhile, deep within the forest a shadowy figure stood menacingly
0:02:40 > 0:02:43over four cute, fluffy defenceless animals.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Wa ha ha ha!
0:02:45 > 0:02:49With a brew of his own creation, he transformed them into evil copies
0:02:49 > 0:02:50of our heroes.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52The swine!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54ALL: Ha ha ha!
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Oh, come on, Dick! Hand over your brain, you big greedy pig!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Big greedy... Hello? This is my brain!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Listen, I won't even have to open up your bonce, right?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11I can use this. I'll shove it over your ear,
0:03:11 > 0:03:13give it a right good pumping,
0:03:13 > 0:03:15your brain will just get sucked out your earhole!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Let me spell it out, N-O-W. No!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Prince Dick does have a point.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26We all know the importance of the quest,
0:03:26 > 0:03:28but would any of us sacrifice our own brain?
0:03:28 > 0:03:33- Come to think of it, no. - I suppose so. All right, love!
0:03:33 > 0:03:37If you come down, we promise to leave your brain in your bonce!
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Ah, heavy!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42So, what are we going to do then?
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- We still have to find the brain of a prince called Dick!- Ai!
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Mind his brain!
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Oh, wait a moment!
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- The brain of- a- prince called Dick. - Yes, and?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55The scroll doesn't specify this prince Dick.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Oh, he's right.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00What, so we've got to hunt around for another royal Dick
0:04:00 > 0:04:01and get his brain?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04This is Bottom World. There's princes all over the shop!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I suppose you're right. Let's go!
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Hm!
0:04:12 > 0:04:17And so, as our heroes set off to find another Prince Dick,
0:04:17 > 0:04:21their new evil twins prepare to carry out
0:04:21 > 0:04:24their wicked, twisted purpose.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Fair plan, this is!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Master says we do lots of evil stuff!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Evil stuff! Good this sounds!
0:04:32 > 0:04:36And other Dick, Dom, Mannitol and Lutin will get blame, yeah?
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Yeah, yeah, blame! To dungeons they will go! For ever!
0:04:40 > 0:04:45Oh! Maybe help I can by conjuring up evil spells!
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Hm!?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Coming someone is!
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Hide, we should.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Hurry up! I haven't got all day, you know.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Nn-nn!- I heard that!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Halt!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Out of my way!
0:05:03 > 0:05:07I'm a princess, don't you know? What you doing, sneaking around...?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Hold on, don't I know you?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Don't think, no!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Oh, well, if this is a hold-up,
0:05:14 > 0:05:17I beg you not to harm me, a weak and feeble lady.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Just take the family jewels.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22No, no, no! We want more than jewels.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23We want this!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Help! No! Not the fish slapping!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Oh! No!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Oh! Oh!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Oh, thank goodness they've gone!
0:05:36 > 0:05:37Oh!
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Oh! Oh...
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Ha ha ha...
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Oh! Gregory, take me to the nearest police station!
0:05:47 > 0:05:51This horrendous crime must be reported immediately.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Ha ha ha!
0:05:52 > 0:05:53What are you laughing at?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56You dippy, duncey dolphin of dopey doom!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Hurry up!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08What if this Prince Dick of Dobblethwaite
0:06:08 > 0:06:10doesn't want to give us his brain?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Ha! Just hold him still!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Oh...
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Yes?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Hello. We'd like to have a word with Prince Dick, please?
0:06:30 > 0:06:31- Ah... - SHE SOBS
0:06:32 > 0:06:35What's wrong? Where's Prince Dick?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38My son, Prince Dick, is gone!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Gone, I tell you! Gone!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44When's he coming back? We're happy to wait!
0:06:44 > 0:06:48He isn't coming back! He's never coming back!
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Oh. Where is he?
0:06:49 > 0:06:54He went on a mission to fight the notorious dragon
0:06:54 > 0:06:57of Sloppy Poppington, and was eaten!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00He's been eaten by a dragon?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Oh, great(!)
0:07:04 > 0:07:07I mean, terrible... Isn't that terrible?
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Yes, terrible.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Woe is me! Woe... Woe is me!
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Woe...- We are very sorry, Your Highness.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18You can say that again.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Now, this dragon...
0:07:23 > 0:07:26He didn't happen to spit out any of Prince Dick, did he?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Specifically, his brain?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Yeah, and if he did, maybe we could buy it off you?
0:07:35 > 0:07:36ALL: Oh...
0:07:38 > 0:07:40You people are sick!
0:07:43 > 0:07:47As our heroes bid their farewells to Queen Marsha,
0:07:47 > 0:07:49all over Bottom World,
0:07:49 > 0:07:53their evil doubles were committing despicable, criminal acts!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Kicking up the bum of Baron Colin The Stiff!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00The painting orange of Castle Whoopsy!
0:08:01 > 0:08:05And the mega wedgying of poor, innocent peasants.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Totally outrageous!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14SHE SOBS
0:08:14 > 0:08:18The last one, he was older. Right baldy!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- IN GEORDIE ACCENT:- You say they all had gerties?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Gerties?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Aye! Y'kna, gertie beards like.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Oh, goatees, yes!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Yes, that's them!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Well, dunnae you worry yourself, pet.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35I'll catch these criminals.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Or my name isn't Sheriff Harold Batts.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Hey. Looks like a village up ahead!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Maybe we could get some food.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Finally! I'm starvin'!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Wait a sec.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56What's this?
0:08:57 > 0:08:58It's us!
0:08:58 > 0:09:01"Wanted, for crimes against Bottom World"?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Crimes, but we haven't committed any crimes.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07How come we've got all these funny goatee beards?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Someone's drawn over the poster! That is vandalism!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Whatever! Can we just go and get some food?
0:09:12 > 0:09:17No, wait! The villagers will surely think these wanted criminals are us.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21He's got a point. They might nick us and throw us in a smelly dungeon!
0:09:22 > 0:09:25I think I may have an idea!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Yeah, and I'll have the pan-fried badger's loin, too.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33OK, so that's two badgers, one squirrel tureen
0:09:33 > 0:09:35and one hedgehog surprise.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37What's the surprise?
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Boo!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Oh, jeez!- I'll be back with your drinks!
0:09:42 > 0:09:46We're still no closer to finding the brain of a prince called Dick.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Relax! We'll have a nice meal, get some supplies and be out of here...
0:09:49 > 0:09:52SCREAMING
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Right! Nairbody move!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01You got a licence for that bunny, son?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Yeah! Y-Yeah...
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Yes! Yes... No...no...
0:10:06 > 0:10:07- ALL:- ACHOO!
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Shut it!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Well, well, well...
0:10:25 > 0:10:27What have us got here then, eh?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34You're nicked, my old beauties!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37It wasn't me... It actually...
0:10:38 > 0:10:40You don't understand!
0:10:42 > 0:10:43Do you know who we are?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45This is outrageous!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47We're on an important quest!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- To save the good people of Fyredor. - Shut it! Get in there!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Right, then!
0:10:54 > 0:10:55As a police officer,
0:10:55 > 0:10:58I like to deal in facts.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00And the facts are these...
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Yous four fit the description of these four,
0:11:04 > 0:11:08who've been gan round committing acts of a criminal nature.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10That wasn't us!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I'm a law-abiding wizard!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- It's obviously a fit-up job! - It's a fit-up job, is it?
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Yeah.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Oh. Sorry about that.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Maybe I should let you all go then, eh?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23- That'd be great! Thanks very much. - Don't be so stupid, son!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Now I know you're guilty.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28And by the time I've finished with yous lot,
0:11:28 > 0:11:31you'll all be squealing like a...
0:11:31 > 0:11:33goblin...
0:11:33 > 0:11:37who's just been told he can't have another egg sandwich by his...mum.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Constable Carrot!
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Sir!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Prepare the dimly lit and sparsely furnished room!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48It's time for a bit of interrogation!
0:11:50 > 0:11:51ALL: No, no, no...
0:11:52 > 0:11:56- Mummy, mummy!- It's not us! - Mummy, mummy! Mummy, mummy!
0:11:57 > 0:12:02So, when Baron Colin the Stiff was getting his backside kicked,
0:12:02 > 0:12:03where were you?
0:12:03 > 0:12:07I was asleep in the forest with my brother Dom, Mannitol and Lutin!
0:12:07 > 0:12:11So, the other three suspects are your alibi, are they?
0:12:11 > 0:12:12I don't know.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15What, you don't know if they're your alibi or not?
0:12:15 > 0:12:16I don't know what alibi means.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Sheriff Harold...
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Shut it, baldy!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Now, look!
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Why dain't you just save us booth some time, eh?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31And you admit to giving a couple of innocent peasants
0:12:31 > 0:12:32mega wedgies?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35HE MOUTHS
0:12:35 > 0:12:38I would never give a peasant a wedgy.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40That's what they all say!
0:12:43 > 0:12:44This yours?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Yeah! So?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I've got a Princess Gloria
0:12:48 > 0:12:53what can put you at the scene of her family jewels gettin' nicked.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Oh. And what have we got here then, eh?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Oh! I nicked those jewels weeks ago!
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Oh, really?
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Let the record show
0:13:04 > 0:13:07the suspect has admitted to the theft of a bag of jewels.
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Oh!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Howay!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15But look, look, it wasn't me!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I'm a law-abiding prince of the realm.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Listen, son!
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Why dain't you stop wasting valuable police time
0:13:22 > 0:13:23and just cough, eh?
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Mm?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Oh.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29Nice.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Wh...?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Playin' it like that, are we?
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- The force who like to take drastic measures, sunshine.- What?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Oh, no! No, no!
0:13:40 > 0:13:42No, no!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51HE CRIES
0:13:51 > 0:13:53I can't believe you squealed!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Yeah, for stuff we never even did!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I-I didn't know what was going on.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01He was talking to me about stretching me on a rack.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Then he took out his large feather!
0:14:03 > 0:14:07And I don't know what happened, it was all just too much.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09I just... I can't...
0:14:11 > 0:14:16I'm formally finding you lot guilty of all the charges.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Sheriff Batt! Can I just have a word...
0:14:18 > 0:14:20I've got a signed confession,
0:14:20 > 0:14:23so I can take you down to the dungeon where you'll stay.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Sheriff Batt! I really need...
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Rotting for the rest of your days in a tiny cell with terrible food
0:14:28 > 0:14:32- and a little gadgy called Alan what absolutely stinks.- Sheriff Batt!
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- What is it?- This bloke had his hovel broken into and his hamster shaved!
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Poor Hettie.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Without her fur, she caught a cold and...
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Y'all right. Y'all right.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Calm down! Calm down!
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Now did you happen to get a good look at these hamster shavers?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50I did. There were four of them.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Four of 'em, you say?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54That was quick.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56You've caught them already.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58What is yous talking aboot?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01They've lost the goatee beards but that's definitely the four,
0:15:01 > 0:15:03who shaved my Hettie!
0:15:03 > 0:15:08I see! So, whilst we've been locked in this cage,
0:15:08 > 0:15:15we've also been out shaving this buffoon's hamster!
0:15:15 > 0:15:20Hm! I'd say that was pretty much impossible.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24Sir, maybe somebody's magically cloned these prisoners
0:15:24 > 0:15:28- and their doubles have been committing the crimes?- Carrot...
0:15:28 > 0:15:30In all wor years of nicking villains,
0:15:30 > 0:15:34I've never heard such a farfetched, idiotic and stupid...
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Hold on a minute!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38I've got it!
0:15:38 > 0:15:42What if somebody's magically cloned these four prisoners
0:15:42 > 0:15:45and it's their doubles what have been deein' the naughties.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Yes! That's it!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49I know a cloning spell myself.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Any skilled wizard can perform it!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Hm! That's you off the hook!
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Hm! Er, scuse me!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00But seeing as we're obviously innocent...
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Any chance of letting us go?
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Hm, aye, all right.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Easy mistake to make though.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11I mean, you are identical doubles of the villains, like.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Wait a sec! Identical doubles!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16What are you saying?
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Well, don't you see?
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- We need the brain of a prince called Dick, yeah?- Right.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23If there's an identical double of Dick running around,
0:16:23 > 0:16:26we just need to catch him and suck out his brain instead.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Sheriff Harold Batt, we'd like to join forces with you
0:16:34 > 0:16:38in your search for these heinous criminals.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Yes! On condition that if we catch them, we suck out my brain.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Well, the other Dick's brain, that is.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Listen, son. If we catch these wrong 'uns,
0:16:46 > 0:16:49you can suck out as many brains as you like.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Oh!
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Get a cloth!
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Unaware that Harold Batt and our heroes were hot on their trail,
0:17:01 > 0:17:05the evil doubles continued their crime spree.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Today we muck-muck two lords.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09ALL: Ha ha ha ha!
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Pump in face of three damsels!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14ALL: Ha ha ha ha!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Bury seven wenches up to neck in pooh!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Oh, and forget not, paint an entire field of cows pink!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22ALL: Ha ha ha ha!
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Ah! Police after us, they are!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Evil plan working!
0:17:30 > 0:17:31ALL: Ha ha ha ha!
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Soon Dick, Dom, Mannitol and Lutin in dungeon!
0:17:35 > 0:17:36ALL: Ha ha ha ha!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Bingae!
0:18:02 > 0:18:04It's amazing!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Just like looking in a mirror!
0:18:06 > 0:18:09How about this for evil cackle?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Ho! Ho! Ho-o-o!
0:18:12 > 0:18:16What we need to do now is find out where that lot's gan to strike next.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18And how do we do that?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Simple. Infiltrate the camp, get the information.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24No, that's a rubbish plan. They'll know you're an impostor!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Not me, you duck egg! I mean one of yous lot.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29ALL: Oh.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35ALL: Ha ha ha ha!
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Just going to go pee-pee!
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Don't forget, shaky-shaky!
0:18:43 > 0:18:44ALL: Ha ha ha ha!
0:18:53 > 0:18:54All right, son.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Put it away nice and slowly.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Hm!
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Can't we just suck his brain out right now?
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Hm! Hm! Hm! Hm!
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Man!
0:19:09 > 0:19:12What, and leave the other three criminals on the loose?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14I don't think so, pet!
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Hn!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Bbb! Bbb! Bbb!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23What's up, Dicky? Don't you like that?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25I bet you're ticklish too, aren't you?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27HE GIGGLES
0:19:28 > 0:19:32- Oh, yes! Under the armpit. That's the worst spot!- All right!
0:19:32 > 0:19:33He's had enough of that.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Now, you know what to dae.
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Get in there and find out where they're gan to strike. All right?
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- OK.- Remember, be evil!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Evil, right!
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Well, off you gae then!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50That way!
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Now!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54ALL: Ha ha ha ha!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Evil Dick, back you is.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Where you been, eh? Why so long pee-pee?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07I've just been over there, having a little...
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Uh...
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Oh...
0:20:10 > 0:20:13I've been in the trees, having a oooh!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15ALL: Ha ha ha ha!
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Well done, son!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Well done!
0:20:20 > 0:20:21ALL: Ha ha ha ha!
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Snotty snotty!
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Snotty snot snot snot!
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Snotty snotty!
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Guys, where are you?
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Doh! Blimey!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43OK, this is the big one!
0:20:43 > 0:20:47- They've got hold of all this minotaur snot.- Minotaur snot?
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Carries a stiff sentence if you're caught packing that stuff.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52What are they planning to do with it?
0:20:52 > 0:20:55They keep mentioning the fairiest fairy fayre?
0:20:55 > 0:20:58That's one of the most prestigious events in the Bottom World calendar!
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Aye. And it's happening later on today.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Those sickos are gan to attack the fair.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08But everyone loves the fairest fairy fayre!
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Imagine what would happen if the fairies got snotted.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Civil unrest, son. All over Bottom World.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19That's why we're gan to be there, watchin' and waitin'.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Right, back you gae.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- What? I've got to go back. - Aye! You're undercover now!
0:21:23 > 0:21:26We cannae send this gadgy back, can we? He'll give the game away!
0:21:28 > 0:21:31- And remember, act evil! - Evil, I know!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Ha ha ha! Bla-bla-blaaa!
0:21:35 > 0:21:36He he he!
0:21:36 > 0:21:37APPLAUSE
0:21:37 > 0:21:41And the award for the most fragrant fairy breath goes to...
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Fairy Francesca!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Right, keep 'em peeled, everyone.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57And now...
0:21:57 > 0:21:59I spy with wor little eye...
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Right, I want yous two to take those two.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06The minute they try and use the minotaur snot, jump 'em!
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Right!
0:22:10 > 0:22:15And the award for the prettiest fairy nose goes to...
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Fairy Fritzi!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Oh! Quite a surprise! I didn't think she'd do it this year.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22APPLAUSE
0:22:24 > 0:22:28And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the big one,
0:22:28 > 0:22:31this year's award for the fairest fairy of them all!
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Ooh!!!
0:22:35 > 0:22:36What you standing here for?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Dain't worry. Everything's under control!
0:22:38 > 0:22:42We've spotted an evil Mannitol and an evil Lutin,
0:22:42 > 0:22:44so just relax!
0:22:44 > 0:22:48It's evil Dom you should be worrying about! Look! Over there!
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Dear me! He's gan to snot the fairest fairy.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58So, here we go!
0:22:58 > 0:23:03The award for the fairest fairy of them all goes to...
0:23:04 > 0:23:05Fairy Fenella!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Ah! Ha ha ha!
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Evil! Evil!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27BOTH: Evil! Evil! Evil!
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Evil! Evil!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36No-o-o!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41No-o-o!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45No-o-o!
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Ha ha ha!
0:23:57 > 0:23:58SCREAMING
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Right! You're nicked, shorty!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Ha ha ha ha!
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Snotty snot snot!
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Ahhh!
0:24:13 > 0:24:14Ooh!! Ahh!!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Ahhhh!
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Right, you're all nicked!
0:24:27 > 0:24:31Well, yous lot as opposed to yous lot, obviously.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35Brilliant! So can I suck evil Dick's brain out for the potion now?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Aye. Fill your boots, pet.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Ahhhh!
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Uh? What?!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48You mean...
0:24:50 > 0:24:52You idiot, Carrot!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54You've let the prisoners escape, man!
0:24:54 > 0:24:59- What happened to our evil doubles? - These cloning spells don't last.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- As you can see.- I'm off! These lot are still on the wanted list.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06Carrot! Yous two, try and head 'em off at the pass.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07So... Is this farewell?
0:25:07 > 0:25:11Aye, son. Crime won't crack itself, y'know.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Mind how you gae.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Stop that bunny!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Sheriff Harold Batt.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20What a guy!
0:25:20 > 0:25:22FART!
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Mr Pongy want a bathy?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Course, now we are back where we started.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35What do you mean?
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Er, the brain of a prince called Dick, remember?
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Except we no longer have a spare Prince Dick!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43You know what, I've been thinking about this.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45And I've come to a decision.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47The quest is the most important thing.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51More important than any one individual.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55More important than me, Prince Dick.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59So, I will therefore give up my beloved brain
0:25:59 > 0:26:01for the potion,
0:26:01 > 0:26:04for the people of Fyredor,
0:26:04 > 0:26:05for the quest!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Oh! That was actually quite moving.
0:26:08 > 0:26:13So, you're really OK with me sucking out your brain!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Yeah, go right ahead.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17All right then. Hold still!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Ha ha ha!
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Oh! Here! Catch!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Uh... uh...
0:26:40 > 0:26:41Bleugh!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Ah! Ugh! Ugh!
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Ugh! Ugh!
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Oh, wow!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Is that really my brain?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Dick, you're all right!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Did you just speak?
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- Yeah. I feel exactly the same as I did before.- It's amazing!
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Removing his brain seems to have had no discernible effect whatsoever.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Well, you lot always said I thought with my stomach,
0:27:05 > 0:27:07so I think you were right all along!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Oh!
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Wahey!
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Let's go!
0:27:21 > 0:27:24So the brain of a prince called Dick was added to the potion,
0:27:24 > 0:27:28and our heroes' epic journey continues.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30As for this shadowy figure,
0:27:30 > 0:27:34he was none too pleased his plan to get the gang locked up was thwarted.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40Still, at least his pets managed to escape from Harry Batt.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43And they never failed him again.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45CRUNCH!
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