Hag Puss

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Many, many years ago,

0:00:04 > 0:00:07a terrible plague was turning the people of Fyredor

0:00:07 > 0:00:09into horrible beasts.

0:00:09 > 0:00:10And a few nice, cuddly ones.

0:00:10 > 0:00:15Their only hope of a cure rested with princes Dick and Dom,

0:00:15 > 0:00:17their light-fingered servant, Lutin

0:00:17 > 0:00:20and their trust mage, Mannitol.

0:00:20 > 0:00:24Unfortunately, they were utterly useless.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27They dropped the first antidote...

0:00:27 > 0:00:30mucked up the replacement antidote...

0:00:30 > 0:00:32GET OUT!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34..and now must collect the ingredients

0:00:34 > 0:00:40to re-remake the antidote before all of Fyredor is doomed forever.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45..continues.

0:00:45 > 0:00:50It's another beautiful, peaceful day in Bottom World.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52AHH!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Do you know what? I think something's freaked him out.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Ooh, sounds lovely.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18- Ah.- Hm.- Hm.

0:01:18 > 0:01:23- Ooh.- Ah! Got an idea.- What? - It's been in my pocket for yonks.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Ahh! Ah! Ah! Ah!

0:01:30 > 0:01:31What happened?

0:01:31 > 0:01:35You were reading the scroll. "Pimple pus from..."

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Ahh!

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Ah! Ah!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Thanks, I needed that.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Who is Hernanda The Hag, anyway?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Hags are wizened old crones,

0:01:49 > 0:01:52skilled in the moody brown magic.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Moody brown magic?!- Yes. It's not quite black magic

0:01:55 > 0:01:58- but pretty dark and moody, nonetheless.- Got you.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Hernanda is the evillest hag

0:02:02 > 0:02:07ever to stalk the darkest nooks and crannies of Bottom World.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10She is notorious for a huge pus-filled pimple

0:02:10 > 0:02:14right in the middle of her wrinkled, scabby forehead.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16So we track down this Hernanda,

0:02:16 > 0:02:18burst the zit, get the hag pus, job done!

0:02:19 > 0:02:22You don't understand, Prince Dick. This means certain death.

0:02:22 > 0:02:27Oh, we'll be fine! How much trouble can one old lady be?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Exactly. Come on.- No!

0:02:29 > 0:02:32No, no, no, no, no, no!

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Come on.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38HEAVY BREATHING

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- NARRATOR:- So, our hag-hunting heroes

0:02:43 > 0:02:47travelled deeper into the forests of Bottom World,

0:02:47 > 0:02:51getting ever closer to Hernanda The Hag's lair.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Oh, I think this might be the place.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Hag Wood.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Come on!- Oh, come on, Mannitol!

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on, what do you think you're doing?

0:03:08 > 0:03:12- We'd like to enter Hag Wood.- Ooh.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15You'd like to enter Hag Wood, would you?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Yes, we would.

0:03:17 > 0:03:22- Well, that all depends. - All depends on what, exactly?

0:03:22 > 0:03:27Whether you have any (children) about your persons.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Speak up, didn't quite catch that, old boy.- (Children.)

0:03:31 > 0:03:35- Oh, children!- Keep it down, for goodness sake!

0:03:35 > 0:03:39- What's wrong with saying "children"? - SHUT IT!

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Children are strictly forbidden in Hag Wood.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Hags hate the little snot munchers, see?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51We haven't got any (children) with us, all right?.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54That's what they all say. Open your bags!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57- I'm not opening my... - Hurry up! I haven't got all day!

0:03:57 > 0:04:00All right. Look, nothing.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Er...OK.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Yeah...

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Oi! Get out of it! - Careful down there!

0:04:06 > 0:04:11All right, Fido! Not going to have (children) in my hair, am I?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14you'd be amazed where the little snot wipers end up hiding.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Right, have a good long shake, all of you.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19- What?- Come on! Shake, shake, shake!

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Shake! Shake them arms and legs!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Shake it.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26That's right. Shake them arms and legs.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Shake, shake, shake, shake.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30ORDER!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40All right, I've had enough of that.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43I suppose you are all clean.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Ooh. Let's get out of here.

0:04:46 > 0:04:47- Bye-bye. - CRUNCH!

0:04:47 > 0:04:48AH! You...

0:04:48 > 0:04:50That's a good boy.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Ooh! One little piece of advice!

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Oh, what now?!

0:04:55 > 0:05:01When you're in Hag Wood, watch...your...step.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- You should be watching YOUR step. - Yeah, you jobsworth...- AHH!

0:05:04 > 0:05:08- SPLASH! - Ahh!- Ahh!- Help! I'm drowning!

0:05:12 > 0:05:17- Oh, wait a second! - Don't just stand there! Help me!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Look! Look, look, look!

0:05:20 > 0:05:21Oh.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23THEY SPLUTTER

0:05:23 > 0:05:26I think I've swallowed half the muddy puddle.

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Yeah, me too.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30- SQUELCH! - Oh, dear.- Oh!- What is it?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32- Ah! - SQUELCH!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35- I feel...really weird. - SQUELCH!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37- M-m-me, too! - SQUELCH!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- What's happening to them? - I don't know.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44It must be something to do with all that muddy water they've just drunk.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53BOTH: AHH!

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Oh, great! Now we're saddled with a couple of children!

0:05:57 > 0:06:01I KNEW you were smuggling snot gobblers! hold it right there!

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Run!

0:06:02 > 0:06:03DOG BARKS

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Go get them, boy!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Look, I've had enough of this.

0:06:11 > 0:06:16- Fat lot of good you are!- Yes, it's me who's in the wrong, as usual.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- I should never have got you them biscuits!- I'm going home.

0:06:19 > 0:06:24- Here, boy!- No.- Come back here!- I'm going back to Marjorie's.- Heel!

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- ADULT VOICE:- I think we lost them. - I think you're right.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Now that's just weird!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- What's weird? - You still have your adult voices.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42- I don't feel any different to before.- Me neither. Just shorter.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44What's happened to us?

0:06:44 > 0:06:49I think you accidentally fell into the legendary Muddy Puddle of Youth.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51The Muddy Puddle of Youth?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Yes, I heard it was somewhere round these parts.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58If you drink any water from the puddle, you transform, magically,

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- into a younger version of yourself. - This is just great(!)

0:07:01 > 0:07:04I could always conjure up a spell to...

0:07:04 > 0:07:05ALL: No!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Suit yourselves.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Of course, there is one other tiny little problem.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14- What? As tiny as him? - Speak for yourself, midget!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Stop, stop, stop! Sh! No!

0:07:18 > 0:07:20This is Hag Wood, remember?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Where "children" are strictly forbidden.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Yes, for once, Lutin is right.- Hm.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26This is not good.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27EVIL LAUGHTER

0:07:27 > 0:07:29TWIGS SNAPPING

0:07:29 > 0:07:32EVIL LAUGHTER

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Ah, ah, ah, ah!

0:07:34 > 0:07:38I am seeing two nasty little snot suckers.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42- I am seeing them, too!- Get them!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44ALL: AHH!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Chase!

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Ahh!

0:07:55 > 0:07:56We have to run faster!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59I wish I could, but my legs aren't as long as they used to be!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Mine have always been this length!

0:08:05 > 0:08:07THEY LAUGH EVILLY

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Mannitol! They've got little Dick and Dom!

0:08:10 > 0:08:14They're doomed. It's hopeless. Just run.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- Ooh! Ooh!- Ahh!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Ooh!- Ooh!

0:08:18 > 0:08:22- Ow! That really hurt! - Yeah, you hags are well mean.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Of course we are mean! We are hags, no?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Si! Mean is what we do. Is that not right, Chiquita?

0:08:28 > 0:08:32It certainly is, Juanita! Hag five! THEY LAUGH

0:08:32 > 0:08:33So, muchachos.

0:08:33 > 0:08:40Now we take you to meet the big boss. H-h-h-h-hernanda.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42She will be muy, muy pleased

0:08:42 > 0:08:46that we have captured two more of the little snot gobblers!

0:08:46 > 0:08:47THEY LAUGH

0:08:47 > 0:08:48- Ow.- Ow.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58I'm certainly getting my exercise today.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59I think we lost the hags.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Yes. Unfortunately, we've also lost the princes.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Psst.- Who's that?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07(Over here.)

0:09:07 > 0:09:10I think she wants us to follow her.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12She might be a hag in cunning disguise.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20(Look, I saw what happened to your friends.

0:09:20 > 0:09:25(If you want to stay out of the hags' clutches, follow me, now.)

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- EVIL LAUGHTER - Ah!- Run!

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Look what we got for you, ladies! Ha-ha-ha!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Your face! Your face!

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Oi! You heard of waxing?

0:09:41 > 0:09:45You cackling at me? You cackling at me? You want a piece of me?

0:09:45 > 0:09:49- Put 'em up!- You don't scare me! - DOM BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:09:54 > 0:09:59OK, amigos, time for you to meet Hernanda.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03- Oh, yeah, she's the one with the magic pimple.- Ssh!

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Whatever you do, do not mention her little...

0:10:07 > 0:10:08HE WHISTLES

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Zit?

0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Ssh!- Ssh!- Spot?

0:10:11 > 0:10:15- Ssh!- Ssh! Don't say we didn't warn you, OK?

0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I mean, how bad can it be?

0:10:20 > 0:10:21THEY LAUGH

0:10:21 > 0:10:22OK.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26In you go.

0:10:28 > 0:10:33So, these two little snot gobblers are the new arrivals, huh?

0:10:33 > 0:10:38- So...you must be Hernan...- AHH!

0:10:38 > 0:10:42It's pronounced "Air-r-r-r-nanda"!

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Well listen, Air-r-r-r-nanda,

0:10:45 > 0:10:47there's been a bit of a misunderstanding, here.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Myself and my brother Dick aren't actually children.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Ahh!

0:10:52 > 0:10:55Do not use that word in my presence, muchacho.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59- What word? Child...- Dee! Dah...

0:10:59 > 0:11:03It's a vile, disgusting word.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05You kiss your mother with that mouth?

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Well, not if I can help it. But OK.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12What I'm saying is, we fell into this Muddy Puddle of Youth thingy

0:11:12 > 0:11:14and we're really, in actual fact, grown-ups.

0:11:14 > 0:11:19Muddy Puddle of Youth! You expect me to believe such a baloney story, eh?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21- But it's true.- No!

0:11:21 > 0:11:26You two are snot spitters through and through

0:11:26 > 0:11:31and, for that, you will suffer a terrible fate.

0:11:32 > 0:11:37Hey! Amigo! You looking at something?

0:11:39 > 0:11:40Huh? Snot blower? Huh?

0:11:42 > 0:11:44- HE MOUTHS - It's huge!

0:11:44 > 0:11:45- What?!- It's a monster!

0:11:45 > 0:11:49That pimple is the most massive, humongous, disgusting

0:11:49 > 0:11:53pus-filled spot I've seen in my entire life!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55That is one mother of a zit!

0:11:55 > 0:12:00- How dare you! - Listen, he didn't mean that.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Chiquita! Juanita!

0:12:02 > 0:12:09Take these two little snot shovellers and lock them up with the others.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11OK, boss!

0:12:11 > 0:12:13THEY LAUGH

0:12:13 > 0:12:16And soon, you two, too, will be transformed!

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Ha-ha-ha!

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Ooh, butter! Yuck!

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Thank you, Barbara.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34So, you reckon you're the last free child in all of Hag Wood?

0:12:34 > 0:12:37There used to be children everywhere until the hags came.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Now they're all been captured, apart from me.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43So what happened to all the children?

0:12:43 > 0:12:46The hags take them to their village. No-one's ever come back.

0:12:46 > 0:12:50Oh, well, that's terrible! Surely there's something WE can do!

0:12:50 > 0:12:53It's hopeless. The hags' magic is way too powerful.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Suppose it's only a matter of time before they get me, too.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Listen, young Barbara.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02I am also somewhat proficient in the art of magic.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Ha! Proficient? More like DEficient!

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Heh-heh. Maybe I can help you rescue your friends.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Do you really think you can do it?

0:13:11 > 0:13:12Yes, Barbara!

0:13:12 > 0:13:16I will rally my powers of sorcery,

0:13:16 > 0:13:18I will take on the horrible hags,

0:13:18 > 0:13:19and win!

0:13:19 > 0:13:21SMACK! Ow!

0:13:21 > 0:13:22Ow.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- All right?- How you doing?

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Sweets! Oh, great! I'm starving!

0:13:40 > 0:13:44- No, don't eat it. - Why not? It's just a sweet.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47They're cursed. If you eat them, something bad happens.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- So hungry. Must eat.- Augustus, no!

0:14:05 > 0:14:11- Eurgh! It's butter!- That's what the sweets do - turn kids into butter.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15- Why butter?- Hags LOVE butter. - Can't get enough of it, really.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17EVIL LAUGHTER

0:14:17 > 0:14:21I see another little snot swallower

0:14:21 > 0:14:25is enjoying another one of my tasty, sweetie treats.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29And soon, the rest of you will be so hungry,

0:14:29 > 0:14:31you will not be able to resist,

0:14:31 > 0:14:33and everyone will turn to butter!

0:14:33 > 0:14:37I will be triumphant!

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- This really sucks.- Yeah.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48I've always preferred margarine.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Hm?

0:14:53 > 0:15:00Oh. Some days, hag work can be muy, muy fulfilling.

0:15:02 > 0:15:07Oh, crystal ball...

0:15:09 > 0:15:10Master!

0:15:11 > 0:15:14You will be muy pleased to know

0:15:14 > 0:15:19I have princes Dick and Dom captured and within my powers.

0:15:19 > 0:15:24And in a muy, muy short time, the rest of them will follow.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26THEY LAUGH EVILLY

0:15:28 > 0:15:29HE COUGHS

0:15:29 > 0:15:34You really should see somebody about that cough.

0:15:34 > 0:15:39It's gone onto your chest, I think.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40Maybe get some syrup.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Yeah. - HE LAUGHS

0:15:43 > 0:15:44HE COUGHS

0:15:52 > 0:15:54This is the place - Hag Village.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00There's Dick and Dom, look! They're locked up in that cage!

0:16:00 > 0:16:02I think I have a plan.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05And it involves just the spell, does it?

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Yes, it does, actually. Thank you.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11I will conjure up a spell to temporarily cause all the hags

0:16:11 > 0:16:13to fall into a deep sleep.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17When they do, we'll have our chance to rescue Dick and Dom.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19Mannitol, are you sure this will work?

0:16:19 > 0:16:25Barbara, I won't let you or your friends down.

0:16:25 > 0:16:26I promise.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Right. Stay close behind me.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31I'm going in.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Look! It's Mannitol and Lutin!

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Thank you so much, amigos.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Why are you thanking us?

0:16:52 > 0:16:57For bringing the last-remaining snot smearer right into my lair!

0:16:57 > 0:16:58THEY LAUGH

0:17:02 > 0:17:03Oh, bo...

0:17:05 > 0:17:06THEY LAUGH

0:17:10 > 0:17:12What are you waiting for, mage?

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Why don't you give it your best shot?

0:17:20 > 0:17:24Polythene, fan belt, dongle, Billericay!

0:17:28 > 0:17:30THEY ALL LAUGH

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Is that all you've got, muchacho?

0:17:37 > 0:17:42I...don't understand. I thought I had the sleep spell exactly right.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44I'm sorry, Barbara.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47THEY LAUGH

0:17:54 > 0:17:56My turn.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03THEY LAUGH

0:18:06 > 0:18:10Now I have you all within my powers,

0:18:10 > 0:18:14and soon you will all eat a few little sweeties

0:18:14 > 0:18:15and BOOM!

0:18:15 > 0:18:18It's butter time, baby!

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Great. Could things get any worse?

0:18:23 > 0:18:27I'm sorry. I don't understand how my sleep spell didn't work.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31Oh, well maybe that's because you're the worst, most pathetic,

0:18:31 > 0:18:35- over-the-hill excuse for a wizard that's ever...- No! No, no, no, no!

0:18:35 > 0:18:38I will not stand for that kind of abuse.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Well, then why don't you sit down for it, you doddery old...

0:18:41 > 0:18:43You two!

0:18:43 > 0:18:48- Just calm it down.- Look, there must be some way we can get out of here.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Yeah, and don't forget, we still need that pus.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Lutin, maybe you can get the lock open.- I'll have a look.

0:18:56 > 0:19:01Hm. It'll be tricky. There's an enchantment on it, I reckon.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Oh, well, maybe I could, er...

0:19:04 > 0:19:05ALL: No!

0:19:05 > 0:19:10Look, I can do it, OK? Just might take a few hours.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Maybe days.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Maybe never.- Oh!

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- NARRATOR:- Lutin has been working on that lock for hours.

0:19:22 > 0:19:27It still won't open. Could this be the end of the road for our heroes?

0:19:27 > 0:19:29I hope not - that would mean I'm out of a job.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Oh, I've had enough of this.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Oh.- Oh.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Any luck, Lutin? You've been at it for hours.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42I can do it. I know I can.

0:19:42 > 0:19:47So hungry. So, so hungry.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51CRUNCH! Ow! Ow!

0:19:52 > 0:19:56I'm sorry. I think I'm hallucinating.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02No!

0:20:08 > 0:20:12- I'm all grown up again! - It must have been the sweeties!

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Hang on, how come they didn't turn us into butter?

0:20:14 > 0:20:19The enchanted sweets must only turn children into butter.

0:20:19 > 0:20:20But I WAS a child.

0:20:20 > 0:20:24- Yes, on the surface. Underneath, you were still adults.- Ooh, get in!

0:20:24 > 0:20:29This is good news but means nothing if Lutin can't get that lock open.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Just give me a bit more time.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Few more sweeties whilst we're waiting?- Don't mind if I do.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37Us adults ARE immune to them.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40Not point letting them go to waste, is there?

0:20:40 > 0:20:43My thoughts exactly.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51- Oh.- Ohh.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Well, it's your own fault.

0:20:54 > 0:20:55How's it going, Lutin?

0:20:55 > 0:20:59It's nearly there, but the lock's jammed.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02I need something, like, really greasy.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10- How about a chunk of, er...- Wendy?

0:21:10 > 0:21:12..Wendy.

0:21:12 > 0:21:13Yeah, that'll do.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Yes! Thanks, Wendy.

0:21:19 > 0:21:24Right. Now, remember, everybody. Nice and quiet.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Creamy, buttery taste, no?

0:21:27 > 0:21:31Hey! The dirty little snot suckers are getting away!

0:21:31 > 0:21:33HAGS SCREAM

0:21:36 > 0:21:37SNORING

0:21:37 > 0:21:39My sleeping spell must have worked.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41- Better late than never, eh?- Yeah.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45Wait a sec. The sleeping spell should have worked on ALL the hags.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48- So it should have worked on Hernanda, too, right?- Right.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51It's the perfect chance to get her pimple pus for the potion.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55- Yeah...I vote we get out of here before that lot wake up.- No!

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Remember, the quest is all-important.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00Whatever the danger, we must complete the potion.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08SNORING

0:22:08 > 0:22:09MUMBLING

0:22:09 > 0:22:10ALL: Oh!

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Huh? Eh? Ah!

0:22:16 > 0:22:17HAGS SCREAM

0:22:17 > 0:22:18THEY SCREAM

0:22:20 > 0:22:22SNORING Shh, shh.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Oh.

0:22:25 > 0:22:26Ah! Ah!

0:22:26 > 0:22:28THEY SCREAM

0:22:28 > 0:22:29SNORING

0:22:32 > 0:22:33Ah!

0:22:33 > 0:22:36THEY SCREAM

0:22:36 > 0:22:37SNORING

0:22:39 > 0:22:42It's a...bit dodgy, this sleeping spell of yours, Mannitol.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Yeah...a wee bit intermittent.

0:22:44 > 0:22:48Let's just get in there and get the pimple pus before they wake up.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50You two, wait here.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54This isn't going to be pretty.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00SNORING

0:23:04 > 0:23:08- Go on, then.- What?- Get popping. - What? Why me?

0:23:08 > 0:23:11You're the eldest. This is a job for someone with life experience.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14In that case, Mannitol should do it then.

0:23:14 > 0:23:18No, no, no, no. I'm holding the cup to catch the pimple pus in.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Very important job. Lutin. Eh?- What?

0:23:21 > 0:23:25Hello? I'm, like, obviously guarding the door in case the hags wake up.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30- You or me? Toss you for it? - Yeah, all right.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34- Bums or elbows?- Bums.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39- Bums.- Yes. Get in!

0:23:39 > 0:23:40OK, OK.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52ALL: AHH!

0:23:53 > 0:23:58Take your dirty little hands off my beauty spot!

0:23:58 > 0:23:59SNORING

0:24:00 > 0:24:03- Go on.- Oh. OK.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10- SQUELCHING - I can't pop it!

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Put some muscle into it, you wimp!

0:24:22 > 0:24:26- Did you get some?- More than enough.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28- Shall we go then? Yeah?- Yeah.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Ahh!

0:24:30 > 0:24:31THEY SCREAM

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Not so fast, muchachos!

0:24:33 > 0:24:39No-one bursts Hernanda the Hag's pimple and gets away with it!

0:24:40 > 0:24:41Leg it!

0:24:41 > 0:24:44THEY SCREAM

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale!

0:25:08 > 0:25:14Let us unleash a simultaneous butter spell and see this lot off for good.

0:25:14 > 0:25:17- This doesn't look good! - Just keep running!

0:25:17 > 0:25:20Three, two, one!

0:25:20 > 0:25:21Ahh!

0:25:21 > 0:25:22SPLASH!

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Stop! Look!

0:25:26 > 0:25:29The hags have fallen in the Muddy Puddle of Youth.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31What do you mean...

0:25:32 > 0:25:34..the Muddy Puddle of Yo...

0:25:41 > 0:25:43BARBARA LAUGHS

0:25:43 > 0:25:45What's this?!

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Aren't you cute little haggy-waggies?

0:25:47 > 0:25:49Get them!

0:25:51 > 0:25:53What? What's going on?

0:25:53 > 0:25:56Ahh! Yeah!

0:25:58 > 0:26:02These little hags are too young to know any spells.

0:26:02 > 0:26:07- Back to hag school for you, I think! - Yeah, off you go! Go on! Shoo!

0:26:07 > 0:26:08- Yeah!- Go on! Shoo!

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Shoo! Shoo!

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Thanks so much for helping us all out.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Not a problem, Barbara.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Once again, children will roam these woods in freedom.

0:26:26 > 0:26:29Are you sure those hags won't trouble you?

0:26:29 > 0:26:33Nah. Without their magic, they're just a bunch of girls!

0:26:34 > 0:26:37- Bye!- Bye. - Kick them up the bum! >

0:26:37 > 0:26:41- Right. Er, this way. I think. - Mannitol, watch out for the...

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Ah! Ahh!

0:26:50 > 0:26:52- Ooh.- Ooh!

0:26:54 > 0:26:55Are there any sweets left?

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Ooh, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

0:27:01 > 0:27:05- NARRATOR:- And so, the rather disgusting hag pus

0:27:05 > 0:27:07from Her-r-r-nanda the Hag,

0:27:07 > 0:27:09was added to the potion.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16And our heroes now had another quest -

0:27:16 > 0:27:18to find a sweet shop,

0:27:18 > 0:27:22so that Mannitol could hopefully return back to normal.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Meanwhile, back in Hag Village,

0:27:26 > 0:27:29young Hernanda is having to face the music.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38I-i-it wasn't my fault! Really, it wasn't...

0:27:38 > 0:27:40master.

0:27:43 > 0:27:46No! Please!

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Ahh!

0:27:51 > 0:27:54You are really mean, muchacha.

0:27:54 > 0:27:55Ah, quit complaining.

0:27:57 > 0:28:00Subtitles by Zoe Short Red Bee Media Ltd

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