0:00:04 > 0:00:08Ah! This looks the perfect place to bury our treasure, lads!
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Oh, ho-ho! Hello, there, my beauty.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18DEEP GROWLING Aargh!
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Many, many years ago, a terrible plague was turning
0:00:24 > 0:00:29the people of Fyredor into horrible beasts, and a few nice, cuddly ones.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33Their only hope of a cure rested with Princes Dick and Dom,
0:00:33 > 0:00:38their light-fingered servant, Lutin, and their trusty mage, Mannitol.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Unfortunately...
0:00:39 > 0:00:44they were utterly useless. They dropped the first antidote...
0:00:45 > 0:00:47..mucked up the replacement antidote...
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Get out!
0:00:50 > 0:00:54..and now must find the ingredients to re-re-make the antidote
0:00:54 > 0:00:58before all of Fyredor is doomed for ever.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03The Legend Of Dick And Dom continues.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Despite the perils they had faced,
0:01:07 > 0:01:11our valiant princes continued their journey through Bottom World,
0:01:11 > 0:01:15across mountains and streams, over hill and dale.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Oi!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Sorry, Dale.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21On and on they went, through snake-infested swamps,
0:01:21 > 0:01:24- monster-filled canyons... - ROARING
0:01:24 > 0:01:27..and a field with a wasp in it.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Thinking only of the poor, plague-ridden people of Fyredor,
0:01:31 > 0:01:33never once did they stop to rest.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38HE SNORES LUTIN: Typical!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Just give him another five minutes.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42He's evil if he doesn't have a nap.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Yes, we should use our time wisely.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Oooh! Goat hurdling!
0:01:45 > 0:01:50- No - let's put Dick's hand in water and see if he does a wee-wee!- Yes!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53I was rather thinking of the quest.
0:01:53 > 0:01:59Right, yes, yes, yes, good, yes, that's good too.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02HE SNORES AND MUTTERS
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Right.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Ah-hem!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08LUTIN: "The talon of a siren"?
0:02:08 > 0:02:10What's that?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- Mannitol?- Mannitol?- Mannitol!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Mummy!- Yes? I mean, no. Definitely not!
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Sirens are fearsome, man-eating beasts
0:02:27 > 0:02:31that live on an uninhabited island in the Sea of Splish.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35No man that has seen a siren has lived to tell the tale.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41Legend has it that they are hideous creatures,
0:02:41 > 0:02:42ten feet tall,
0:02:42 > 0:02:46covered in scales, with sharp,
0:02:46 > 0:02:53razor-sharp claws, spiky tails and the teeth of 12 dragons!
0:02:53 > 0:02:57DOM AND MANNITOL WAIL Excuse me.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Man-eating, you say? Mm-hm.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Yeah? What about women-eating?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Yes, I expect so.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- THEY ALL WAIL - No!
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Pull yourselves together! We've got a quest to complete.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Right.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Dick, love.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- WAKE UP! - Argh! What's going on?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23We're off to find some man-eating sirens, with claws
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- and the teeth of 12 dragons. - Oh, right.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Is this a dream? - No, it's not a dream.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Cos if this is a dream,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- you're all about to start doing the pants dance.- This isn't a dream.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Cos if this IS a dream... - It isn't a dream!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39You always say that, and then start dancing.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42And with that, Princes Dick and Dom and their trusty servants
0:03:42 > 0:03:47set off in search of the fearsome, man-eating sirens.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50GULLS CRY
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Whoo-hoo!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00BOTH: The sea!
0:04:03 > 0:04:06THEY LAUGH AND SQUEAL
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Siren Island is just beyond the horizon.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14I shall magic a giant fish to take us there.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Yeah, or we could just hire a boat.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Whatever.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Thanks, Bro(!)
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Come in, number 22, your time is up!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Whoa!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- What do you lot want? - We are Princes Dick and Dom.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54This is our manservant.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57I do prefer "wizarding companion".
0:04:58 > 0:05:01And this is our...wo...
0:05:01 > 0:05:02- wo...- Woman.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- Wom...?- Woman.- ..woman servant.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- And we'd like to hire a boat... - Ulp!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12..to sail across the sea.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Oh! Don't say that word! - What word?
0:05:15 > 0:05:20The ssnnn...the ssss... I must warn you,
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- it's the ssss...- The sea?- Oh!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26It's very dangerous. You might drown, or get stung by a jellyfish,
0:05:26 > 0:05:29or swim through a warm patch, and you know what that means!
0:05:29 > 0:05:33The ssss... Oh, she's a cruel mistress!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- The what? - The ssss...
0:05:35 > 0:05:39- The sea?- She punishes those who paddle in her briny shallows!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- What's a briny shallow? - It's the sea.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Oh! SLAM!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Look, can we just hire a boat, please?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50BOATMAN: No, they're all out, on the ssss...
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- What's he saying? - He doesn't like the word "sea".
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- SMASHING AND SCREAMING - See?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Oh, well. Looks like we're going to have to swim, then.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Certainly not! We're royalty!
0:06:01 > 0:06:07I command you hire to us the finest vessel in your ffffleet!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I think I've got something that'll suit you just perfectly.
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Ow!
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Ooow! Oh, I'm beginning to agree with that boatman.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25I hate the ssss...
0:06:25 > 0:06:28ALL: Sea! Yes, thank you(!)
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Fear not, Lutin, I know everything there is to know about sailing.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Yeah. You look like you do(!)
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Thanks.
0:06:36 > 0:06:41Port! Starboard! Hoist the mainbrace!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43He's behind you! Oh, no, he isn't!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Oh, yes, he is! Pass me the futtock shrouds.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Oh, bum!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49FARTING AND PLOPPING
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Oh, Prince Dick, can you please stop doing that?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56That is not the purpose of a poop deck!
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Really?
0:06:59 > 0:07:06WOMAN SINGS SWEETLY AND WORDLESSLY
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Ah! Argh!
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Mannitol, please tell me, what is that wondrous singing?
0:07:17 > 0:07:20I know not, Prince Dom,
0:07:20 > 0:07:25but it truly is the most beautiful sound I have ever heard.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28LOUD BUZZING What are you saying? It's awful!
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Sounds like that time you dared Dick to put a ferret down his trousers.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- FERRET GROWLS MENACINGLY - Go on.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Oh, all right, then!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- GROWL...CRUNCH! - Aaargh!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Hah...ha-ha!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51BEAUTIFUL SINGING
0:07:51 > 0:07:55It's coming from that island over there.
0:07:55 > 0:08:00In that case, weigh the anchor and bear a hand with the back wind!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- BOTH: What? - Row, row, row! Come on!
0:08:03 > 0:08:08- Get rowing.- Put your back into it. - Come on, Lutin!- All right, sir!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11So it was that Captain Dom and first mate Dick,
0:08:11 > 0:08:13with a little help from Mannitol and Lutin,
0:08:13 > 0:08:16steered their ship across the Sea of Splish.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Finally, after what seemed like almost an hour...
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Land ahoy!
0:08:21 > 0:08:22CRASH!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Told you. Ha-ha!
0:08:33 > 0:08:39At last, Siren Island, home to that rarest of beasts,
0:08:39 > 0:08:42the man-eating sirens.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Now, we must be on our guard. Sirens are dangerous creatures -
0:08:46 > 0:08:49ten foot tall, covered in scales...
0:08:49 > 0:08:52ALL: With razor-sharp claws and spiky tails.
0:08:52 > 0:08:57- Tricky to spot, then(!) - You mustn't joke, Prince Dom.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02Sirens are the reason that the human population on this island is none.
0:09:02 > 0:09:07- Don't you mean one?- No, none. - Well, who's that, then?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- HE LAUGHS - Er, excuse me!
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Hello!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29THEY GRUNT WITH EFFORT
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Excuse me.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Excuse me.- Leave this to me.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40I will communicate with her in one of my many dialects.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Ah-hem!
0:09:45 > 0:09:46HE SHOUTS: Hello!
0:09:46 > 0:09:49We...are...looking...
0:09:49 > 0:09:52for...the...sirens!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Roooaaar!
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Hello, travellers. Welcome to Siren Island.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Sorry about them. Look, we're looking for...
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I am Prince Dom.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20And this is my brother, Prince Dick.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- Princes!- Yes.- How impressive.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24HE GIGGLES
0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Yes, yes, it is impressive, isn't it?- We're on a quest.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Really? What kind of quest?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33A very important quest. Top secret.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36I am a wizard, you know. I can do magic.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Oooh!
0:10:38 > 0:10:39I know.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Look, do you know where the sirens' lair is?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Yes. It's that way.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45- Ah.- Oh.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Cheers. Not at all...
0:10:50 > 0:10:51sister.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53..Yeeeah.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Byesie, boys!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00So Lutin and the love-sick loonies
0:11:00 > 0:11:03followed the path towards the sirens' lair.
0:11:03 > 0:11:08On and on they went, on and on, on and...
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Oh, they do go on, don't they?!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12She was wonderful.
0:11:12 > 0:11:17She was weird. There was definitely something very odd about her.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20Whoa!
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- For an uninhabited island, there's an awful lot of people here.- Eh?
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Madam...enchante.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34What's your game? Oh, I mean... GIGGLES GIRLISHLY
0:11:34 > 0:11:36We're looking for the sirens.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Are you mad? They'll eat you alive!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Have you seen any?
0:11:40 > 0:11:45- Go back! Go back!- I'm pretty sure the sign was pointing this way.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Don't listen to their singing!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- Sorry?- Listen, for pity's sake, just get out of here while you still...
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Oops!
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Fainted.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Er...sorry about that.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59He...
0:11:59 > 0:12:03SHE...gets a bit excited sometimes.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Don't mind us!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11What a woman!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14LUTIN: Eh? Strong jaw. Big hands.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Eh?- Reminded me of my mother.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21LUTIN: Am I the only one that thinks
0:12:21 > 0:12:25that everybody on this island is just a bit weird? ..Oi! Wait!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31OMINOUS GROWLING
0:12:31 > 0:12:33SAVAGE CHOMPING
0:12:33 > 0:12:36GROWLING AND SLURPING
0:12:36 > 0:12:39DEEP BURP
0:12:41 > 0:12:44BEAUTIFUL SINGING
0:12:51 > 0:12:53LOUD BUZZING
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Honestly, boys, I don't know how you can listen to this racket.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02BEAUTIFUL SINGING
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Play it cool, boys. Just follow my lead.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- You must be the princes...- Yes. - ..and their brave wizard.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20THEY SIMPER
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- We've been expecting you. - You've heard of my magic?
0:13:23 > 0:13:27- Everyone's heard of YOUR magic. - Well, of course we have.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30You're a very important wizard.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- I am? I mean, I am.- What about me? What have you heard about me?
0:13:34 > 0:13:39We've heard that YOU like sandwiches and being tickled on the chin.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- HE GIGGLES - It's true! It's true!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Where is your female companion?
0:13:44 > 0:13:45What? Who?
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Oh, her. Oh, yes. No, no, over there. No, no, no.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55And how is your very important, top-secret quest?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Our what?- Eh? - Oh, yes! Oh, dear.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01I'm afraid we are going to have to leave you.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05- We must find the man-eating sirens. - Yes, sorry. Sorry.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09BEAUTIFUL SINGING
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Where are you going?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- Haven't the foggiest. - Then why don't you stay?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17ALL: OK.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Typical! Leave it all to me, why don't you?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30I guess I'll have to find the sirens on my own.
0:14:32 > 0:14:37Stupid idiots! Forget all about me, why don't you?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Supposed to be your friend? Hah!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41What a joke! If I never see them again,
0:14:41 > 0:14:43it'll be too... MUFFLED CRIES
0:14:43 > 0:14:46EVIL CACKLING How do you like your men?
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Well done!
0:14:48 > 0:14:51WOMEN LAUGH AND PRISONER WAILS
0:14:52 > 0:14:56HE TRIES TO CRY OUT Shut up!
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Man-eating beasts.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01The women...
0:15:01 > 0:15:03they're the sirens!
0:15:05 > 0:15:06The boys!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17SIRENS LAUGH SEDUCTIVELY
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Psst!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Psst!
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Psst!- Oh, yes, all right. What?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- Eh?- All right. What?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- I said, "All right. What?"!- Ssh!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Your friends are in mortal danger.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36If you want to save them, follow me!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54HE SNIFFS
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Ladies' perfume. That means only one thing.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Er, it's Friday night?
0:15:59 > 0:16:02No. Sirens. Stay close.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- Stop messing about!- Ssh!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- HE SNIFFS - Ah!
0:16:24 > 0:16:28There he was, sat on a horse the wrong way, covered in fish!
0:16:28 > 0:16:32- Nice one, Jeff. - Right, OK, where's Keith?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Oh, well, best be getting on.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38So, gentlemen, I call this meeting
0:16:38 > 0:16:43of the Sirens Resistance Committee, Siren Island Branch, to order.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Right. Item one.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Last week's bake sale was a storming success,
0:16:48 > 0:16:52so a big "thank you" to Carl here for making the pastries.
0:16:52 > 0:16:58- Well done!- We raised a grand total of 13 thrumpets,
0:16:58 > 0:17:01so still a little way to go before we can afford the new headquarters,
0:17:01 > 0:17:04but I am quietly confident
0:17:04 > 0:17:07that next fortnight's fun run will just about do it.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Moving on, moving on.
0:17:09 > 0:17:15Item number two. How do we thwart the man-eating sirens? Now, I think
0:17:15 > 0:17:18we were all surprised that the strongly worded letter we wrote 'em
0:17:18 > 0:17:22didn't have much effect, so, sadly, we are back to the drawing board.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Anyone got any ideas?
0:17:24 > 0:17:28- HIGH VOICE:- Um, I thought we could organise a protest march.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Sorry, John, I didn't catch any of that.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32A protest march?
0:17:32 > 0:17:34No, no, still nothing.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38- Oh, er...- Tell you what, mate, act out what you want to say.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- Oh, all right.- What are you trying to say?- Um...- Three words.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44- First word.- Um...
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Cuddle?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51I don't think cuddling is going to do the trick, John.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- Er...no. Um... - All right, third word.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56What's this?
0:17:56 > 0:18:00Marching, yes, good idea! Why didn't you say that in the first place?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- I've made some signs. - What did he say?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05"Stop eating my mates!"
0:18:06 > 0:18:09"Eat meat, not men!" Then...
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Good one.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13And... "I don't eat anything with a beard."
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Right, excellent, right. So, a protest march. Diaries out.
0:18:21 > 0:18:26I've got a dentist's appointment on Tuesday, and...
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- Friday's our coffee morning.- Oh, yeah, we can't miss that, Jeff.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32So what about the following Monday?
0:18:32 > 0:18:36- But that's John's birthday.- Yeah. - Is it? Right, well, that's out.
0:18:44 > 0:18:51And I won second prize in Fyredor's Best Dressed Prince competition.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54If he hadn't come dressed as a pineapple, I would have won.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58- Mmm.- You were robbed.- I know.
0:19:00 > 0:19:05I'm sorry, I can't think what went wrong. This never usually happens.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Um...
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Right, a beautiful bunch of flowers, coming right up. Er...
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Avocado, armadillo, Amarillo, daisy!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Oh, I'm sorry.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21You're so clever!
0:19:24 > 0:19:29So the next available day is... the 24th. How's that for everyone?
0:19:29 > 0:19:33- Oh, that's good for me, Jeff.- Yeah? Good. So that's done.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36We march upon the sirens Wednesday fortnight.
0:19:36 > 0:19:41Two weeks? You can't wait two weeks. You need to do something now!
0:19:41 > 0:19:42ALL: Siren!
0:19:42 > 0:19:44THEY GIBBER
0:19:47 > 0:19:50Er...I'm NOT a siren.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56Sorry, sorry, everyone. She's not a siren. She's with me.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- Ah, that's all right, then.- Look...
0:20:00 > 0:20:03my friends are about to be eaten by the sirens. Yeah.
0:20:03 > 0:20:08And I'm not going to wait for some march that won't make any difference.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11What do you suggest, then, young lady?
0:20:11 > 0:20:15I suggest we stage an attack. THEY LAUGH UPROARIOUSLY
0:20:20 > 0:20:24- We are too few. There are only five of us.- Six.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Sorry, John, yes, six.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30But I've got a plan. All we need is some glue,
0:20:30 > 0:20:33some wood, eight pumpkins, your trousers and a really big spring.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35This is what we'll do.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38SHE WHISPERS
0:20:41 > 0:20:45As shop steward of the Siren Resistance Committee,
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Siren Island Branch, I'd like to present to you, Lutin, a talisman.
0:20:49 > 0:20:54It will bring you good luck. And although you're a girl, you're OK.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Aw, you guys!
0:20:58 > 0:21:03# For she's a jolly good fellow For she's a jolly... #
0:21:03 > 0:21:05..good... Sorry.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Ready, boys? ALL: Ready.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Not you, John.- Sorry.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Lutin's cunning plan was set.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21They put on their war paint and prepared for battle!
0:21:21 > 0:21:25- Oh, John!- I'm really sorry, Jeff.
0:21:25 > 0:21:30- Not now. We'll sort it out later. - All right.- OK, boys. Ear muffs on.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Right. On my cue.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35ALL: What?
0:21:36 > 0:21:40- On my cue, yeah? OK - positions.- OK.
0:21:45 > 0:21:50OK, sisters, I think the prisoners are fat enough now.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Bu-urp!
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- SNIFFING:- Oh, smells nice. What's for din-dins?
0:21:54 > 0:21:59Oh, just a little something we like to call "man surprise".
0:22:00 > 0:22:05- Man surprise? What's that? - Roast wizard and prince pie!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Aaargh! THEY HISS
0:22:10 > 0:22:12BOYS SCREAM, SIRENS HISS
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- Coo-ee! - SIRENS SCREECH
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Over here! THEY SCREECH
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Over here.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- DEEP, COMMANDING VOICE:- Here!
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Get them!
0:22:28 > 0:22:29NOW!
0:22:30 > 0:22:35SIRENS SCREAM It's a basset hound!
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Go on. What are you waiting for? Kick its head in!
0:22:42 > 0:22:46I haven't had this much fun since we did that sponsored salsa. Remember?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48SALSA MUSIC PLAYS AND THEY SING ALONG
0:22:48 > 0:22:50SCREECHING
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Back to work.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Come on, Dick and Dom!
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Oh, Mannitol! Come on, Mannitol!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12SIREN: You'll pay!
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Revenge! You'll regret this!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Run, Lutin, run!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Right, then, let's finish them off!
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Come on, men!
0:23:30 > 0:23:32SIREN: Don't let them get away.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Get the fatties!
0:23:39 > 0:23:42MEN LAUGH AND CHEER
0:23:42 > 0:23:44THEY WHOOP
0:23:47 > 0:23:49SIRENS SCREECH
0:23:49 > 0:23:51BOYS GIBBER
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Mummy!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Come on!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Oh, Mannitol!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Leave him, Lutin. He's finished.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Come on, back to the boat.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07HE WAILS
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Sirens! Sirens!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Roll, fatty, roll!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23THEY LAUGH Bye!
0:24:23 > 0:24:26MANNITOL GROANS AND BUMPS
0:24:34 > 0:24:37MANNITOL: Aaaaaargh!
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Quick - to the raft!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Wait, what happened to the raft?
0:24:46 > 0:24:47- Uh-oh.- What?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50We, er, used it to make the weapons.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Oh! We're trapped!
0:24:52 > 0:24:55SIRENS CACKLE
0:24:55 > 0:24:58We've got you now!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03I'm too beautiful to be eaten!
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Yeah, and I'm too tangy!
0:25:05 > 0:25:09As the sirens closed in, our heroes were doomed!
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- Bye, ladies! - Hey, hang on a minute.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- How did they...? - MANNITOL: Get off me!
0:25:18 > 0:25:25Oh, right! So using the fat Mannitol as a raft, our heroes escaped!
0:25:25 > 0:25:29Unfortunately for the sirens, someone was a tad annoyed.
0:25:29 > 0:25:35You have failed me. You let them get away, and I do not accept failure.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:25:38 > 0:25:40SCREAMS TURN TO BLEATING
0:25:40 > 0:25:44How can I stay mad at you? Look at you.
0:25:44 > 0:25:49Look at you, little sheepy, all warm and cosy, my little woolly one.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Oh! HE BREAKS WIND
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Oh, that's disgusting!
0:26:01 > 0:26:06I'm sorry, I don't think this cabbage soup diet agrees with me.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08BREAKS WIND
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Sorry. Yeah, it doesn't agree with me, either.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18I can't believe we've failed the quest. Hmm?
0:26:19 > 0:26:22After everything we've been through,
0:26:22 > 0:26:28we failed to get one... ONE miserable siren's talon.
0:26:28 > 0:26:32We're going home defeated, failures, just like they thought we would be.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35So much for my lucky talisman. Piece of junk.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Here, what's that?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42It's just an old fingernail.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47Wait.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55It's a siren's fingernail!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01- The talon of a siren.- Exactly!
0:27:01 > 0:27:04THEY LAUGH Oh, yes!
0:27:09 > 0:27:11THEY CHEER
0:27:19 > 0:27:23HE BREAKS WIND Oh, Mannitol!
0:27:25 > 0:27:29So once again and entirely by chance, our intrepid gang
0:27:29 > 0:27:33had successfully found the next ingredient on their quest.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35But could their luck continue?
0:27:35 > 0:27:37What dangers might befall them?
0:27:37 > 0:27:40And how long would it take Mannitol to climb up that hill?
0:27:40 > 0:27:43Still, none of us are getting any younger.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46You know, when I was young, I could run for miles.
0:27:46 > 0:27:50Now I'm lucky if I don't get tired getting out of the armchair.
0:27:50 > 0:27:51Am I rabbiting on?
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Oh, is that a doughnut?
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