0:00:02 > 0:00:06Many, many years ago, a terrible plague was turning the people
0:00:06 > 0:00:10of Fyredor into horrible beasts and a few nice, cuddly ones.
0:00:10 > 0:00:15Their only hope of a cure rested with Princes Dick and Dom,
0:00:15 > 0:00:20their light-fingered servant, Lutin, and their trusty mage, Mannitol.
0:00:20 > 0:00:25Unfortunately they were utterly useless.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27They dropped the first antidote,
0:00:27 > 0:00:30mucked up the replacement antidote...
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- Get out!- ..and now must collect the ingredients
0:00:33 > 0:00:40to re-remake the antidote before all of Fyredor is doomed forever.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42The Legend of Dick and Dom
0:00:42 > 0:00:45continues.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52It was harvest time,
0:00:52 > 0:00:54and Princes Dick and Dom were hard at work
0:00:54 > 0:00:57collecting the next ingredient for the potion.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- Look, will you keep quiet? You'll scare off the turnips!- Keep quiet?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03They're pecking on me pockets!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Good! Well, at least it'll keep the birds busy.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07We need a turnip for the potion.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09There's got to be one in the field somewhere!
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- What now?- They're nipping me nipples!
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Pull yourself together!
0:01:13 > 0:01:18I'll never find a turnip if you keep distracting me!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Have you found one?- Yes! Yes!
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Can we go now?!
0:01:36 > 0:01:41Feast your eyes on...
0:01:41 > 0:01:42this!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Is that it?
0:01:49 > 0:01:54According to the scroll, we need the biggest turnip in Bottom World.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- That's the best we could find. - It's pathetic.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58You've done better, have you?
0:01:58 > 0:02:02We two have scoured the fields of Enduriam and yea,
0:02:02 > 0:02:06delved deep into the vegetable mines of Herbaceous Border.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07And?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Sold out.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- So ours is the best we've got.- Yeah!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Magic!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Right! Back to the fields. Come on, scarecrow.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- No! Don't make me go back there. - Come on.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Or we could just follow this sign over here.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30What sign?
0:02:30 > 0:02:34"Much Silage, home of the world's biggest turnip."
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I believe that Much Silage
0:02:46 > 0:02:50is home to the most fertile soil in all of Bottom World.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Yeah, it's certainly got a distinctive smell.
0:02:53 > 0:02:58Yeah. For such a fertile village, there doesn't seem to be much food around, does there?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Greedy peasants. They must have eaten the lot.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Stop playing with them, Dick. We have a job to do.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Let's ask this greengrocer where to find this giant turnip.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Oh, hello there! Spud to see you.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Oh!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Now then, what can I offer you?
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Well, it doesn't look like you've got much to sell.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- It's pick your own, isn't it? - Pick your own what?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Well, whatever takes your fancy, really.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30But there's nothing there!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Yeah, we are a little low on stock, but if this stall was full of veg
0:03:33 > 0:03:36there wouldn't be mushroom for anything else, would there?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Look, we're after the world's biggest turnip.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Oh!- Yeah, I think we've found him.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Oh, well, you've come to the right place, for I am Johnny Greenfingers,
0:03:46 > 0:03:48grower, owner, and guardian
0:03:48 > 0:03:51of Bottom World's biggest turnip, Betsie.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Ole!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Betsie?- Ole! That's right.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59So, er, why do they call you Greenfingers, Greenfingers?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Eh? Oh, I've got no idea.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Right, follow me.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10You're just in time.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11We're going to eat her tomorrow.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13You're going to eat Betsie?
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Ole!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Oh, sorry. Yeah, just joining in.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Got no choice. She's the only food we've got left in the village.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24But I thought Much Silage was a very fertile land.
0:04:24 > 0:04:29Oh, yeah, it is! Trouble is, we've got a slight problem with an ogre.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32An ogre?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Fearsome creature.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Eats everything we grow.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39We're starving.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Right, then,
0:04:41 > 0:04:43here she is.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48My Betsie.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Ole!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I expect you're wondering how I got her so big.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59No, not really.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Well, it's all to do with the acidity of the soil,
0:05:02 > 0:05:06the quality of the mulch and my own special turnip massage.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15All right, that's enough.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Yeah, she's perfect. We'll take her. How much do you want for her?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Oh, no, I couldn't sell her.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23If I sold her, the village would starve, wouldn't it?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Well, since you put it like that,
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I don't care!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33We need that turnip. Now stand aside.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35I'd like to see you try.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38How do you think I've kept the ogre off her all this time?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41She's got a protective spell on her. Watch. Beep, beep.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Rubbish.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Dick, give me a hand.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56With the turnip.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58CRACKLING
0:06:00 > 0:06:03THEY GROAN
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Well, I did warn you.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Yep, very effective.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12So why don't you use this magic spell on all your crops?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15It's expensive. We could only afford to protect one vegetable.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18And it had to be her.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24No ogre will make off with you, will they, my dear?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Has this ogre been troubling you for long?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Oh, well, let me see. Today's the last Tuesday in June...
0:06:30 > 0:06:33Last Tuesday in June. Already?
0:06:33 > 0:06:38What if I was to say we could rid you of this ogre forever?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41I'd say you were talking about somebody else.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- For we four are fearless ogre slayers.- Ooh?
0:06:45 > 0:06:46The last Tuesday of June!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49We've been on the road so long I've lost track of time!
0:06:52 > 0:06:57If we rid your village of the ogre, will you give us Betsie... ole!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00..as payment?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02All right, it's a deal.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05The last Tuesday in June?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07It's Garlic Tuesday!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09BOTH: # Garlic Tuesday
0:07:09 > 0:07:12# Garlic Tuesday, Garlic Tuesday Garlic Tuesday, Garlic Tuesday
0:07:12 > 0:07:16# Garlic Tuesday, Garlic Tuesday Garlic Tuesday, Garlic Tuesday... #
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Fearless ogre slayers, you say?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21They were just psyching themselves up.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Erm, come on, we have work to do. - Too right we have!
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Back to camp! It's Garlic Tuesday!
0:07:27 > 0:07:32# Garlic Tuesday, Garlic Tuesday Garlic Tuesday, Garlic Tuesday
0:07:32 > 0:07:35# Garlic Tuesday, Garlic Tuesday Garlic Tuesday... #
0:07:35 > 0:07:38I am so excited I think I'm going to wet meself.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Maybe later.- Ooh!
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Right, so, what about this wonderful plan, then?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Of course we've got a plan.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Dick will make decorations, I'll make hats!
0:07:47 > 0:07:51- But how's that going to help us catch an ogre?- Catch an ogre?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Why would you want to do that? Sounds scary!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Besides, it's Garlic Tuesday!
0:07:56 > 0:08:00And nobody works on Garlic Tuesday!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Erm, I have never heard of Garlic Tuesday.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Don't be daft, everyone celebrates Garlic Tuesday. Don't they, Dom?
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Oh, yes, everybody celebrates Garlic Tuesday.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15# It's the fun-filled festival of everything smelly! #
0:08:15 > 0:08:20Oh, OK, Dick, why don't you just go and decorate the tree?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Brilliant!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Look, OK, there's a reason you've never heard of Garlic Tuesday.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- It's because he's the only person that celebrates it.- And why is that?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34OK, it's like this.
0:08:34 > 0:08:39When Dick was seven, I had just a bit of harmless fun.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44I don't want it!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Don't be a big baby. Everybody likes chocolate spread and garlic.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51- You'll end up big and strong like me. - I don't care.- You have to eat it.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Why?- Cos it's Garlic Tuesday!
0:08:53 > 0:08:57The fun-filled festival of everything stinky.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59You have to eat disgusting things. It's law!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Well, if it is Garlic Tuesday.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Delicious!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- Really?- What else have you got?
0:09:13 > 0:09:18It's, er, chicken with fish paste, mustard, curry powder and garlic.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Lovely.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Garlic and horseradish banana split. Ha!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Yum.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40- Strawberry surprise. - What's the surprise?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Stuffed with garlic.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- What's for pudding?- That's it. We're out of everything.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Not fair.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Don't worry, Garlic Tuesday comes round once a year.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54We can do it all again then.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55I can't wait.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57You promise?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Don't breathe on me.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04You little swine.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07It's what older brothers do!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Wish I hadn't. Every year since we have to celebrate Garlic Tuesday.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13It's become a tradition. Dick loves it.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14And what about you?
0:10:14 > 0:10:18I hate it. It stinks. I only do it for the look on his face.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Look, don't tell him.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21It'd break his heart.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Yes, and make you look like a horrible little...
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- Yeah, exactly.- Dom! Dom! I've finished the garlic tree!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- Garlic tree?- I've added a few things as the years have gone on.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Does anyone want to pull me garlic cracker?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37See?
0:10:37 > 0:10:38I hate garlic.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Oh, don't be such a spoilsport! Come on!
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Look,
0:10:47 > 0:10:51if you don't join in, you won't get a present from Farty Whiffmas.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- Farty Whiffmas?- I know. He's the spirit of Garlic Tuesday.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57He's a grubby old man in a brown cloak.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Creeps around while children sleep, leaves them a stinking present.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04You have to leave for him a glass of cod liver oil,
0:11:04 > 0:11:09a sprout pie and, of course, a pickled onion for Rudey.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12And Rudey is...?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Rudey, the red-bummed skunk pig!
0:11:14 > 0:11:15You know!
0:11:15 > 0:11:19# Rudey the red-bummed skunk pig! Has a very shiny bum! #
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Farty Whiffmas flies through the air in a trough pulled by
0:11:22 > 0:11:2512 flying skunk pigs propelled by their own magical trumps.
0:11:25 > 0:11:30This really is the stupidest thing you have ever come up with.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33And that includes egg tennis.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35We have a very important quest to fulfil.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39We can't be wasting our time with Garlic Tuesday.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42I agree with Mannitol. I can't believe I just said that.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44No, I'm not going anywhere,
0:11:44 > 0:11:46cos Farty Whiffmas won't know where I've gone.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Oh, yes, and I've got a garlic supper to prepare.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52We've got an ogre to catch!
0:11:52 > 0:11:54I'm sure you can handle it.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Right, fine. Lutin, death and danger await.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Er... death and danger, you say?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Yes, hop to it.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Thing is, my family, they celebrate Garlic Tuesday too.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08What?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12It's really important to me.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15So I'm going to stay here and help out the boys,
0:12:15 > 0:12:18and you can go off and find that terrifying ogre. OK?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Right, fine. Yes, I'll do it without you cramping my style.
0:12:22 > 0:12:28I'll have the ogre caught and brought to justice before nightfall. Ha!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30So, then, what do you want to do?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Er, well, I presume that...
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- You can be Stinky Pongy!- Come againy? - Yeah, Stinky Pongy.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Farty Whiffmas' little helper who sits in the back of the trough
0:12:40 > 0:12:43- handing out stinky presents. - All right, then.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Good. There's your potty. And the fish paste for your hair.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Do you know what? Stuff this.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51I think I'd rather take my chances with an ogre.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Having decided that Garlic Tuesday wasn't really for her,
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Lutin set off to join Mannitol,
0:12:57 > 0:13:00who was going to need all the help he could get.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04When I said I'd help, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Well, if you want to catch an ogre,
0:13:07 > 0:13:09we've got to lure him out, haven't we?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16And you're the bait.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30GROWLING
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Arghh!- Everybody back!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40GROWLING
0:13:43 > 0:13:44SCREAMING
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Help me, Mummy!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54I'm too beautiful to die!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Oh, pull yourself together, man.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00You're a magician. You can get out of this.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05Lunchbox, artichoke, penguin, Chichester!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Brilliant(!)
0:14:20 > 0:14:23I think he likes you.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24What's next in the plan?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Well, how should I know?
0:14:26 > 0:14:28I got him here. You said you'd catch him.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Yes, but I didn't think I'd be tied to a stake.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34GROWLING
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Oh, don't say "stake". Sorry!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Leave my friend alone!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Brilliant! Now you've got his attention. What's next?
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Er, running really fast into the distance!
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Ooh! Good one.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58SCREAMING
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Well, that was fun.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I can see you're professionals.
0:15:05 > 0:15:09- Untie me! Lutin needs our help! - Ooooh!
0:15:19 > 0:15:26Nothing like the smell of garlic... on an open fire.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27LUTIN SCREAMS
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Oh, look, Lutin.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Oh, look,
0:15:35 > 0:15:37an ogre.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Dom! Dom!
0:15:38 > 0:15:41It's time to hang up me stinky stocking.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Eh?- And it should be really good and stinky...
0:15:43 > 0:15:46cos I haven't washed it since last year.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Yeah, Farty Whiffmas won't have any problems finding that!
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Now have you got your Whiffmas list? - Oh, yeah, of course.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Ooh, it's a big 'un.- Well, I've been a really smelly boy this year.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Yes. Yes, you have. Right, right.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Erm, right.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08That's a lot of cack. I don't know if Farty Whiffmas
0:16:08 > 0:16:11will have room in his trough for all that cack.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Well, whatever he brings, I'll be happy, cos I love Garlic Tuesday!
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Yes, yes, yes. Well, might as well send the letter, hm?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Right, you know where to put it.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23# Stinky Pongy, Stinky Pongy
0:16:23 > 0:16:26# Nothing smells like you... #
0:16:26 > 0:16:31- Dom? You know after I've shoved this letter down your trousers?- Yes?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33How does it get to Farty Whiffmas?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39By using very, very special magic.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Oh! OK.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45It looks like she came through here very quickly.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Ah, Mr Greenfingers!
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Come and join us for a garlic supper. The more the merrier.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54I like a bit of garlic. It's fin-garlic-ing good!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Oh, I love garlic!
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Wait, just slow down.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02You'll spoil your garlic supper.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04And also, if you're not careful,
0:17:04 > 0:17:06you won't get a visit from Farty Whiffmas.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10He's not likely to get a visit from Farty Whiffmas, is he?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13No, it's me! I'm Farty Whiffmas.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14There's a costume in my bag.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16You don't do things by halves, do you?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18You really are a complete loony.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Farty Whiffmas is going to bring me loads of presents,
0:17:21 > 0:17:23cos I posted a letter down Dom's trousers.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Ohhh! Do you think he might have a present for me?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Only if you've been a really smelly boy.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Oh, I've been really smelly. It's the manure.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Oh, fingers crossed, then.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Aren't we forgetting something?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Oh, yeah. I got to post a letter down the back of your trousers.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- What?- No, no, no. No, no, no, no. No!
0:17:42 > 0:17:43The ogre?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Oh! Yes. Right, first things first.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Then lettuce be off.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53You make me want to cough...
0:17:53 > 0:17:56# Stinky Pongy! Stinky Pongy! #
0:17:58 > 0:18:02Right, yes, the trail ends by that cave over there.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06Oh, brilliant. She must have trapped the ogre in the cave.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Well, in you go, then.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13No, I'm sure Lutin has it all under control.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16SCREAMING
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Ah, Lutin!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Yes, you've got it under control.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Fangs! Claws! Eyes! Hair!
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Yes, very good. I want to go back in there and drag him out for us.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Stand your ground. I'm sure he's more afraid of us than we are of him.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Arghhh!
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Want a bet?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Will you just calm down?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51I can't, I'm too excited. I want to wait up for Farty Whiffmas.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Well, he won't come if you're still awake. Now go to sleep.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56- I can't.- Why?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- I'm listening for the sound of jingle smells.- Oh. Just go to sleep.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Sleep, sleep, sleep.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04SCREAMING
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Oh, look. There's Lutin.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10SCREAMING
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Mannitol and Johnny.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15GROWLING
0:19:15 > 0:19:18And an angry ogre.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- Isn't it nice when everyone pops around for Garlic Tuesday?- Ah yeah.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26- Come on, go to sleep.- No, I'm too excited!- OK, I know what'll help.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Would you like some garlic sausage?
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Works every time.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Is this all part of the plan then?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- BOTH: Shut up, Johnny.- Oh!
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Never fear, I know just the thing.
0:19:41 > 0:19:46What could be more useful to stop an ogre than a cauldron of boiling oil?
0:19:46 > 0:19:51Icepop, buttercup, candlestick, matchstick!
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Great(!) What are we supposed to do with that?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01# Go to sleep, go to sleep
0:20:01 > 0:20:05# go to sleep, ugly ogre
0:20:05 > 0:20:08# La la la la, la la la la... #
0:20:08 > 0:20:11# It's working! You're actually boring him to sleep.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17# La la la, la la la... #
0:20:28 > 0:20:30OK, let's tie him up.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Ah-ah-ah! I can do better than that.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Something more sturdy, like a sack.
0:20:35 > 0:20:40Picture frame, shoelace, shuttlecock, broom!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43It'll do.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Come on, let's get him inside.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Oh, back to the camp.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51We must show the princes that we've got him.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52They'll be so pleased with us.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Do you always gift-wrap the ogres when you catch them?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- Oh, shut up, Johnny.- Oh.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Ho ho ho!
0:21:07 > 0:21:12Now then, young Dick, have you been a smelly little boy this year?
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Oh, typical. Fast asleep.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Right, here's your stinky stocking full of garlic.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21I'll go and get your big pressie.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Ow!
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Right, that's it.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40That's as far as I go.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Oh, look, there's Prince Dick.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Oi! Lazybones! Get up! Come on, we've got work to do.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Let him sleep.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Oh, doesn't he look sweet?
0:21:53 > 0:21:54Yeah, whatever.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Now, I'm just going to leave a little note on it
0:21:57 > 0:22:00so that when he wakes up he knows it's for him.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04"To the Princes". There we go.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08And that's shallot.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Right, now we've sorted out that ogre,
0:22:10 > 0:22:12let's go and see about my Betsie.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Ole!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Uh? What?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Is it raining?
0:22:31 > 0:22:32In me ear?
0:22:32 > 0:22:36Oh! He's been!
0:22:36 > 0:22:37He's been!
0:22:37 > 0:22:43Oh! Farty Whiffmas has brought me a stinky stocking!
0:22:43 > 0:22:47Oh, and it's full of garlic!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50I love garlic!
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Oh, presents!
0:22:54 > 0:22:59Oh, wow. Oh, this is the biggest Garlic Tuesday present ever!
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Thank you, Farty Whiffmas!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Ah, it's to both of us.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Maybe I should wait till Dom gets here to I open it.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Nah.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13Ho ho ho! No, no, no! Oh!
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Oh! Farty Whiffmas! Is that really you?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Oh, thank you for the pressie. It's enormous!
0:23:19 > 0:23:24That's not from me. I have got you a cowpat in an old boot.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Maybe there is a real Farty Whiffmas.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- What?- What? Nothing.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32No, nothing. Look, I wouldn't open that if I was you.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39It's a crazed ogre covered in sweat!
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Oh, and he's wet himself as well.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46This is the stinkiest Garlic Tuesday present ever!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Thank you, Farty Whiffmas! Farty Whiffmas?
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Step away from the box.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54No, no, come on, look, he's lovely.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58An ogre's not just for Garlic Tuesday, he's for life.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Do not touch the ogre.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Oh, come on. Look, he's so cute.
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Aren't you? You're so cute.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Cootchie-cootchie-cootchie!
0:24:09 > 0:24:12SCREAMING
0:24:15 > 0:24:20So here's your reward, a certificate of ownership for my Betsie.
0:24:21 > 0:24:26Well, I can safely say on my reputation as a magnificent wizard,
0:24:26 > 0:24:30that you will never be hearing from that troublesome ogre ever again.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33- No.- Ogre! Ogre! Angry!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35SCREAMING
0:24:35 > 0:24:38He's really mad. I think he's already eaten Dom.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42It's a good job he hasn't eaten Farty Whiffmas,
0:24:42 > 0:24:44or there'd be no more Garlic Tuesday.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Oh, for Heaven's sake, Dick. It's me.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48I am Farty Whiffmas.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Dom!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52- You mean for all these years...- Yes.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55..you've been travelling round in a magic green trough
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- handing out all the presents? - Ye... No!
0:24:58 > 0:25:02- I mean, there is no Farty Whiffmas. I made it up, you bonehead.- What?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Er, guys? The ogre?
0:25:04 > 0:25:06- Not now, Lutin.- Shut it!
0:25:06 > 0:25:08You mean you made it all up?
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Yes. There is no Garlic Tuesday.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Only a complete moron wouldn't have realised this years ago.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17This has to be the worst day of my life!
0:25:17 > 0:25:21I just don't see how this day could get any worse.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Er, the ogre might be about to rip your head off.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Oh, yeah.
0:25:26 > 0:25:31Arghhhh!
0:25:33 > 0:25:35He's backing away. How is he doing that?
0:25:35 > 0:25:39It must be all that garlic he's been eating. The ogre doesn't like it.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42You've got him cornered. Keep going, Dick!
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Guys, give me a hand here.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Look, I've got more garlic in my sack.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49OK, come on, put it in your mouth.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51On the count of three... Ready?
0:25:51 > 0:25:55One, two, three!
0:25:57 > 0:25:58I think it's working!
0:25:58 > 0:26:01And now for the final move.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04KISSING
0:26:08 > 0:26:09He's dead!
0:26:09 > 0:26:13CHEERING
0:26:17 > 0:26:19So are they.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Ah, well.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Johnny? Johnny?
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Oh.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Right. Shall we, er, go?
0:26:35 > 0:26:39With the ogre of Much Silage slain, along with all the villagers,
0:26:39 > 0:26:43or heroes headed off to add Betsie to the potion.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05You saw the look on Johnny Greenfingers' face.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06He believed in Farty Whiffmas.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Maybe he is real, in a way, if someone believes in him.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Yeah, and if it hadn't've been for Farty Whiffmas and his sack,
0:27:12 > 0:27:15we never would have got away from that ogre.
0:27:15 > 0:27:16I cannot wait until next year.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Only 364 days to go! Garlic Tuesday, Garlic Tuesday...
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Has anyone got a peppermint?
0:27:22 > 0:27:26And so the Princes and their faithful companions set off
0:27:26 > 0:27:28to find next ingredient for the potion.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30And possibly pick up some mouthwash along the way.
0:27:30 > 0:27:31BELLS JINGLE
0:27:31 > 0:27:34But wait! What's this, boys and girls?
0:27:34 > 0:27:37Can you hear the sound of jingle smells?
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Oh, but Prince Dom said he didn't believe in me!
0:27:40 > 0:27:43Oh, don't you worry about it.
0:27:45 > 0:27:46Oh no!
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Please not you! Anybody but you!
0:27:49 > 0:27:52No, please! Not you! Arghhh!
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