Hairy Fizzogs

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0:00:02 > 0:00:06Many, many years ago, a terrible plague was turning the people

0:00:06 > 0:00:09of Fyredor into horrible beasts.

0:00:09 > 0:00:10And a few nice cuddly ones.

0:00:10 > 0:00:15Their only hope of a cure rested with Princes Dick and Dom,

0:00:15 > 0:00:20their light-fingered servant, Lutin, and their trusty mage, Mannitol.

0:00:20 > 0:00:21Unfortunately...

0:00:21 > 0:00:24They were utterly useless!

0:00:24 > 0:00:27They dropped the first antidote,

0:00:27 > 0:00:29mucked up the replacement antidote...

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Get out!

0:00:31 > 0:00:37And now must collect the ingredients to re-remake the antidote

0:00:37 > 0:00:40before all of Fyredor is doomed forever.

0:00:40 > 0:00:45The Legend of Dick and Dom continues.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Another exciting adventure begins

0:00:49 > 0:00:54in the mythical, magical, mystical merry-go-round of Bottom World.

0:00:54 > 0:00:59Our heroes are continuing their quest to seek out new lands,

0:00:59 > 0:01:04new civilisations, to boldly go where no man has gone bef...

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Oh, sorry, wrong show.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Our heroes are continuing their quest to find the

0:01:11 > 0:01:13ingredients to re-remake the potion,

0:01:13 > 0:01:18a potion that will cure the poor, plague-infected citizens of Fyredor.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20But, unbeknownst to them,

0:01:20 > 0:01:23deep within the darkest forests of the land,

0:01:23 > 0:01:26their arch nemesis the Beastmaster

0:01:26 > 0:01:30was once again plotting their downfall with his evil henchman.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32You have failed me.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Have you anything to say?

0:01:35 > 0:01:36RIBBIT!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Ah. Then you leave me no choice.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42I am bringing in a special operative.

0:01:42 > 0:01:43The Jackal!

0:01:57 > 0:01:58QUACK!

0:01:58 > 0:02:05Jackal, find those princes and lead me to them. Hunt them like dogs!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Oh, sorry, Martin.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12As for you two...

0:02:12 > 0:02:14You're toast!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17HE CACKLES

0:02:19 > 0:02:21HE COUGHS

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Sorry.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Aaarrrgh!

0:02:26 > 0:02:31- The Hairy Fizzogs are in town!- What?

0:02:31 > 0:02:32The Hairy Fizzogs! Look!

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Only my most favouritest band in Bottom World ever!

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Honestly, Lutin, I thought you were in danger.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Oh, but I am in danger.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45In danger of getting so excited that I wet myself!

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Oh, but I love them!

0:02:49 > 0:02:52I know the words to all their songs.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56The Hairy Scary Skunk Rat, You've Got a Frog Face (But I Love You)...

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Oh! And I know all the actions Bop Bop Bah Bap!

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Oh, and, and, and, I've got, like, all their merchandise.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05I've got the tankard, the cloak, the pants, the snot rags...

0:03:05 > 0:03:10- The snot rags!?- Yeah! I had to buy them second-hand,

0:03:10 > 0:03:13but they are authentic Hairy Fizzog ones!

0:03:13 > 0:03:17- This... Urgh, this is all tat!- What?

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Bands and music.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21They're so overrated.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Not like they were in my day.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25I'm surprised at you, Lutin.

0:03:25 > 0:03:30At least the Princes Dick and Dom, well, they're not so easily swayed.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Mmm, so soft.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Oh, don't tell me you like their music, too?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Well, I like their music.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42He just likes the hair.

0:03:42 > 0:03:48They've got no talent, no soul, no pizzazz!

0:03:48 > 0:03:53- What?!- Honestly, what is the Bottom World coming to?

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Oh, shut up, Mannitol.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Yeah, shut up, Mannitol.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00You're, like, always so boring.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Like yesterday, when I wanted to spend some time poking that bull

0:04:03 > 0:04:05and you wouldn't let me.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09Yes, well, I think the Hairy Fizzogs are rubbish.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Yeah, well, you would.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Because you're just a boring old fuddy-duddy!

0:04:14 > 0:04:17I am off to get concert tickets.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18- You can't!- Huh?

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Why not?- What about the quest?

0:04:21 > 0:04:26- Oh!- All over Bottom World, innocent, plague-ridden victims

0:04:26 > 0:04:29are being turned into chickens and badgers.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31The plague is spreading.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33People are relying on us to find a cure.

0:04:33 > 0:04:37We must put the suffering of others before our own desires.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39It is a race against time.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42The quest! The quest!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45And only the quest.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47You're right, Mannitol.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51We must continue the quest.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54And then go to the concert! Yay!

0:04:54 > 0:04:56As you wish.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Let's have a look.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01- The sweat of a King.- Oh, great.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Where are we supposed to find a sweaty King?

0:05:03 > 0:05:08- We could ask our dad.- No way! Return home with an incomplete potion?

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Mmm. Maybe a sweaty Prince would do?

0:05:11 > 0:05:15Don't Look at me. I don't sweat. I may perspire.

0:05:15 > 0:05:19We're faced with only one option...

0:05:19 > 0:05:21King Stenchwang the third.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Stenchy? Who's he?

0:05:24 > 0:05:29He rules over Whiffy-Mamma Valley, beyond the steaming pits.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32It's a long way. We'll set off now.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Oh! But what about the concert?

0:05:34 > 0:05:37We might not be back in time!

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Mannitol, a compromise...

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Maybe we could get the sweat tomorrow?

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Please? Please?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Please? Please? Please?

0:05:45 > 0:05:49No! No concert!

0:05:49 > 0:05:53We are heading...upwind.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59So with their hopes of seeing the Hairy Fizzogs' concert

0:05:59 > 0:06:00dashed by Mannitol,

0:06:00 > 0:06:05our heroes reluctantly set off in search of the sweat of a king.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Ah! The Hairy Fizzogs!

0:06:12 > 0:06:14I love you...

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Ha, ha, ha!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Oi, oi! Hands off the fur. This is mammoth, I'll have you know

0:06:24 > 0:06:26and I ain't spending half of tomorrow night

0:06:26 > 0:06:28thrashing it out again, all right?

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Are you with...the band!?

0:06:31 > 0:06:35I am the roadie. I move their stuff.

0:06:35 > 0:06:40- Oh....- Hey... Just remember, little lady, the band may bring the rock

0:06:40 > 0:06:43but the roadie brings the roll.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46All right? Anyway, I'm looking for Wemblebum Stadium,

0:06:46 > 0:06:48the band are playing there tonight.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49In front of royalty.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53So I've got to get a little bit of a wriggle on, if you catch my drift.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Royalty? No, I'm afraid we won't be there...

0:06:57 > 0:07:00I haven't got a clue who you are, you cabbage.

0:07:00 > 0:07:05I am talking about King Stenchwang the third and his B-O-dy guards.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06King Stenchwang?

0:07:06 > 0:07:07That's right.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11- He likes doing that, doesn't he? - The stadium's just down there.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Oh, right. Nice one, man.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Well, I'd best be off then.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Oi! I thought I told you, darling, hands off the mammoth.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Speed your hooves, man.

0:07:30 > 0:07:35So, if King Stenchwang's going to be at the Hairy Fizzogs' gig tonight,

0:07:35 > 0:07:39we've got a reason to go after all!

0:07:39 > 0:07:43But I don't think Mannitol's going to like it.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47- Have they gone then? - Yep, and we've got great news...

0:07:47 > 0:07:50We know where to find King Stenchwang.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51- Ha, ha, ha!- Oh!

0:07:51 > 0:07:56At the Hairy Fizzogs concert. Yay!

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- I'm not going.- Huh? Oh, really?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04But think of the poor innocent plaguey people

0:08:04 > 0:08:06who are relying on us for the cure.

0:08:06 > 0:08:13Mmm, yes. We must put suffering before our own desires.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15It's a race against time.

0:08:15 > 0:08:20The quest, the quest... and only the quest.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Mmm....- Oh, all right then! Let's go!

0:08:30 > 0:08:31QUACK!

0:08:35 > 0:08:38With their every move being watched by the Jackal,

0:08:38 > 0:08:40the Princes put their best foot forward

0:08:40 > 0:08:42and headed off down the road.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Unfortunately Dick liked both of his feet equally

0:08:45 > 0:08:47so it took him slightly longer to get going.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52The road to Wemblebum was a long one,

0:08:52 > 0:08:55down the great north circular path,

0:08:55 > 0:08:57through the gardens of Kew Cumber,

0:08:57 > 0:09:01along the Hangman's Lane leading to the great plain of Acton.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09Oh, I remember when all this was just fields.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12But all this is fields...

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Eventually they arrived.

0:09:15 > 0:09:20Oh! We're here. Wemblebum Stadium.

0:09:20 > 0:09:26- Way!- Fizzogs! Fizzogs! Fizzogs! - Come on, Mannitol!- Fizzogs!

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Stop this at once. We're not here to see the Hairy Fizzogs.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33We're here for one reason and one reason only.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Stenchwang.- Don't you call me that. - No, no, there!

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Make way for King Stenchwang! - Cover your noses.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Pffft! Pfffft!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49- Can we go inside now?- Right.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52We go in, take the sweat and we get out again, right?

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Yes. No sweat. No! I mean sweat. Sweat, sweat. Lots of it.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00QUACK!

0:10:23 > 0:10:27Coming through. Royalty here. Princes to the front.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- Not you.- Oi!

0:10:29 > 0:10:30Leave it!

0:10:34 > 0:10:36- Sorry, we're closed.- I.....Oooh!

0:10:41 > 0:10:46- Four tickets to the Hairy Fizzogs, please.- Sorry?

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Four tickets to the Hairy Fizzogs, please.- Who?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Hairy Fizzogs.

0:10:51 > 0:10:52How many?

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- Four!- Four what?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56- Four tickets.- What for?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58I'll give you "what for" in a minute!

0:10:58 > 0:11:03Could we have four tickets to the Hairy Fizzogs, please?

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Why didn't you just say so?

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- When for?- Oh, I don't know. A week on Thursday?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11For today, you idiot!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14There's no need to be personal, I'm just doing my job.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16But I thought your job was to sell people tickets.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18- It is.- Well, go on then.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23- What?- Four tickets to the Hairy Fizzogs, please!

0:11:23 > 0:11:27All right, all right, let's have a look, shall we?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31- Standing or squatting?- Squatting!

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Pffft!

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Ouch!

0:11:52 > 0:11:57What do you lot want? Oh, yes, of course, tickets, tickets, yes.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Um, right...

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Sold out.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- We want some tickets... - Please don't cry.

0:12:11 > 0:12:15I can't stand it when you cry.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19I thought they would have!

0:12:19 > 0:12:21I just wanted to see the...

0:12:21 > 0:12:25I admit we should get in there to see the concert,

0:12:25 > 0:12:29King Stenchwang is in there after all.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32And if we are going to get our hands on his sweat,

0:12:32 > 0:12:35maybe there is something I could do.

0:12:35 > 0:12:39What can you do, Mannitol?

0:12:39 > 0:12:40You're probably pleased

0:12:40 > 0:12:44because you didn't want us to go to the concert anyway!

0:12:46 > 0:12:48No! I'm going to find my own way in.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50- Yes, me too.- Yes, me three.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51But...

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Isn't that...?

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Have you got a spare ticket?

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Spare ticket? Have you got a spare ticket?

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Excuse me, have you got a spare ticket? Spare ticket?

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Excuse me, have you got a spare ticket?

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Don't even think about it, Dick!

0:13:18 > 0:13:20How did he know my name?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Ah!

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Patience, Jackal. Patience!

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Nice weather we're having?

0:14:29 > 0:14:3112 Thrumpets?

0:14:31 > 0:14:33No?

0:14:33 > 0:14:3612 Thrumpets, piece of string and this.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40- What is that, man?- Don't know.

0:14:40 > 0:14:47Look, girly, if your name's not Dan, then you're not coming in, all right?

0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Don't you mean "down"?- Eh?

0:14:50 > 0:14:53If your name's not "down"

0:14:53 > 0:14:55- you're not coming in?- No, Dan.

0:14:55 > 0:14:59But...oh, fine!

0:14:59 > 0:15:00That's fine.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06I do not believe it, man.

0:15:09 > 0:15:13Come on in, man. Let me make you a brew.

0:15:13 > 0:15:14- Dom! Dom!- Eh?- I've got an idea.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18It's not the one about your shoes made of jelly again, is it?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20No, but that was a brilliant idea.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22- I've thought of a way to get in to the concert.- Right!

0:15:22 > 0:15:24All we need are these posters,

0:15:24 > 0:15:27something sticky and our Hairy Fizzogs teeth.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32All right? My name's "Dan".

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Well then you had better come in, man.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Yes!

0:15:38 > 0:15:42We use the hair and the honey to disguise ourselves as Hairy Fizzogs,

0:15:42 > 0:15:45- then we sneak in through the stage door. Brilliant.- Messy.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Oh, come on! Since when when have you been scared of muck muck?

0:15:48 > 0:15:50You're right. Let's do it.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Oh!

0:15:58 > 0:15:59- Yes.- On here. And the hair.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03And the hair. Aha ha!

0:16:03 > 0:16:06All right, girls? Nice one. Tickets, lovely.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Might see you later, yeah? Ooh, lucky. Oi, oi, oi!

0:16:09 > 0:16:12I thought I'd already told you, sunshine, if your name's not "Dan"

0:16:12 > 0:16:15you ain't coming in, all right? Now hop it! Hop it!

0:16:16 > 0:16:17All right, fellas?

0:16:17 > 0:16:21(INAUDIBLE)

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Listen, shouldn't you be backstage? We'll be starting soon.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27(INAUDIBLE)

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Yeah, nice one. You crack me up, boys.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42You really do. All right, in you go. Come on.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44QUACK!

0:16:46 > 0:16:48- Was that you?- What?- Then?

0:16:48 > 0:16:51No, it was you.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52The potion!

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Ah...good idea.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Ha, ha, ha!

0:16:57 > 0:17:00(COUGHS) Sorry.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Oi! If your name's not "Dan", you're not coming in.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16What's that?

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Ah, melting, man.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Whoops! Now you're a goose.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Ha, ha, ha!

0:17:33 > 0:17:35NEIGH!

0:17:37 > 0:17:41It's no good, Kevin, I can't sing a top A above a middle C.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Curse this plague.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47How am I supposed to perform tonight if I got the voice of a goat?

0:17:47 > 0:17:51I told you we should never have played Fyredor.

0:17:51 > 0:17:57But oh, no, "Plague victims need music too, you know," you said.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59And that audience! Did you see them?

0:17:59 > 0:18:02What a sight! Half covered in pustules and boils

0:18:02 > 0:18:05and the other half with snouts and trotters.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Oh, it was hideous.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14At least by the time the animal symptoms appear

0:18:14 > 0:18:16you're no longer contagious.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18So you boys should be all right.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21But, I mean, if I had to catch a plague

0:18:21 > 0:18:23that turns you into an animal,

0:18:23 > 0:18:26why couldn't I turn into a songbird or a pigeon?

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Something with a voice? But, no.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31I'm turning into a goat and I'm hungry all the time.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34And I got a splinter, look at that.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38Look! I tell you, I'm being punished.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Pass us that shoe,

0:18:41 > 0:18:44will you? Lovely laces...

0:18:46 > 0:18:50I've been baaaad... I wronged people, I know that.

0:18:50 > 0:18:54I've been selfish and cruel. I mean, I know it was years ago

0:18:54 > 0:18:57but I should never have sacked our lead singer.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59It wasn't his fault.

0:19:02 > 0:19:07We can't have a bald Hairy Fizzog, it doesn't make any sense.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09You're out the band!

0:19:11 > 0:19:14I'm paying for it now, I tell you.

0:19:14 > 0:19:16If he was here, he could have done the gig.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Pass us them curtains, will you, Kev?

0:19:24 > 0:19:29And tonight, of all nights, King Stenchwang will be stinking mad.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Go and tell the audience...the gig's off!

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Yo.

0:19:52 > 0:19:53Here we are. The royal box.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56Let's get the sweat from King Stenchwang

0:19:56 > 0:19:58and get back to the concert.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01Oh, hold your nose. It's going to be stinky.

0:20:04 > 0:20:09- Eh?- Eh? King Stenchwang III?

0:20:09 > 0:20:12- Yes?- We've come to get your sweat.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Oh, not this again. This is the third time this week.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Look, if I've said it once,

0:20:17 > 0:20:21I've said it 1,000 times - I am very misunderstood.

0:20:21 > 0:20:25Just because my king is my name is King Stenchwang, and I rule over

0:20:25 > 0:20:31Whiffy-Mamma Valley does not mean that I'm a stinky, sweaty chubster.

0:20:31 > 0:20:36Well, I am a chubster but the fact remains, I do not sweat!

0:20:36 > 0:20:38What? Not at all?

0:20:38 > 0:20:42Not even if you're really, really worried?

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Or you're really, really hot?

0:20:44 > 0:20:46Or you've eaten lots and lots of curry?

0:20:46 > 0:20:52No, no, no. You see, I keep roses under my armpits.

0:20:52 > 0:20:57See? I must admit, the thorns were an issue

0:20:57 > 0:21:00but otherwise, it works a treat.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Mmm, fragrant.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06Oh, no, no. No, thank you.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08I'm sorry I can't help.

0:21:08 > 0:21:13But please spread the word, Stenchwang doesn't stink.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Dom, why is your face all covered in hair?

0:21:26 > 0:21:30- Dick.- All right. - It's a long and mucky story.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Destroy them.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40What is that?

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Stenchwang doesn't stink.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48And the concert's off.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Right, so... I suppose we should just leave.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52Hey, where's Mannitol?

0:21:54 > 0:21:57'Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together.

0:22:00 > 0:22:04'Then take them apart, then put them back together again,

0:22:04 > 0:22:07'and keep doing that quite quickly.

0:22:07 > 0:22:12'For the Hairy Fizzogs!

0:22:12 > 0:22:15'And their lead singer,

0:22:15 > 0:22:19'Mannitol, the Wizard Of Rock!'

0:22:22 > 0:22:24One, two, three, four.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30# You got a gross moustache and your hair is weird

0:22:30 > 0:22:33# Whiskers up your nose and a grisly beard

0:22:33 > 0:22:35# You haven't had a shave for 15 years

0:22:35 > 0:22:38# You got bushy eyebrows and bristly ears

0:22:38 > 0:22:44# You've got a hairy face but I love you

0:22:44 > 0:22:49# You give me an itchy rash when I hug you

0:22:49 > 0:22:55# I get a mouthful of rotting food when I kiss you

0:22:55 > 0:23:01# Yeah, you got a hairy face but I love...

0:23:01 > 0:23:04# You got a gross moustache and your hair is weird

0:23:04 > 0:23:06# Whiskers up your nose and a grisly beard

0:23:06 > 0:23:09# You haven't had a shave for 15 years

0:23:09 > 0:23:12# You got bushy eyebrows and bristly ears

0:23:12 > 0:23:18# You got a hairy face but I love you

0:23:18 > 0:23:23# You give me an itchy rash when I hug you

0:23:23 > 0:23:29# I get a mouthful of rotting food when I kiss you

0:23:29 > 0:23:35# Yeah, you've got a hairy face but I love...

0:23:35 > 0:23:42# You've got a hairy face but I love you. #

0:23:51 > 0:23:53King of Rock! King of Rock!

0:23:53 > 0:23:56- King of Rock! King of Rock! - Mannitol!

0:23:59 > 0:24:01That was amazing!

0:24:01 > 0:24:05Mannitol, you are the King of Rock!

0:24:05 > 0:24:09A big, sweaty, baldy king... Hang on a minute, what did I just say?

0:24:09 > 0:24:13- You just said he's the king of rock. - No, after that.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16- You said he's bald. - No, between that and that.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19- I can't recall.- No...sweaty!

0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Huh?- Huh? Sweaty King of Rock!

0:24:21 > 0:24:22A sweaty king!

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Yes, a sweaty king!

0:24:24 > 0:24:26A big sweaty...Mannitol, the vial!

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Sweaty king.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Right, um...

0:24:31 > 0:24:32Yuk!

0:24:34 > 0:24:35Salty.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Hey!

0:24:44 > 0:24:51Just write, "To Lutin, with all my love, your best friend, Mannitol."

0:24:55 > 0:24:57Oh!

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Mannitol...

0:25:01 > 0:25:04I can't believe you used to be a Hairy Fizzog!

0:25:04 > 0:25:05Until I went bald

0:25:05 > 0:25:10and the band decided they didn't want a Hairy Fizzog without any hair.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13"It's not very good for our image."

0:25:13 > 0:25:19So I joined the Slaphead Monkeys for a while. But that didn't work out.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23Well, listen, we're sending him back to Fyredor on an emergency mule...

0:25:23 > 0:25:27Which means we need a new lead singer. What do you say?

0:25:30 > 0:25:34I say...no. Sorry.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37- Princes Dick and Dom need me.- Do we?

0:25:37 > 0:25:41And we have to complete the quest

0:25:41 > 0:25:45before the plague takes more victims like poor hairy Jim.

0:25:45 > 0:25:50- Baaa!- All right, mate.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54Goodbye, Hairy Fizzogs.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57- Ooh!- Ay!

0:25:57 > 0:25:59- Thank you, mate.- Ooh!

0:26:04 > 0:26:05Oh!

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Manny!

0:26:12 > 0:26:15- Manny! It is OK if I call you Manny, isn't it?- No.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18And, Manny, now, we've always been the best friends,

0:26:18 > 0:26:19so I was wondering...

0:26:19 > 0:26:24And so, Princes Dick and Dom, along with the King of Rock, Mannitol,

0:26:24 > 0:26:26headed off to face new perils and dangers

0:26:26 > 0:26:29on their quest to re-remake the potion.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32As for Lutin, she'd clearly fallen in love with Manny.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36- No.- Ooh, you're so annoying!- Ow!

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Oh. Well, that didn't last long.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43You disappoint me, Jackal.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46You have failed to deliver, despite the huge bill,

0:26:46 > 0:26:48and you cost quite a lot, too.

0:26:48 > 0:26:54I'm sorry to have to punish you but, believe me, it is for your own good.

0:26:54 > 0:26:58Next time, princes, next time...

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Mm, lovely!

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