Journey to the Centre of Bottom World

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Many, many years ago, a terrible plague was turning

0:00:05 > 0:00:09the people of Fyredor into horrible beasts.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11And a few nice cuddly ones.

0:00:11 > 0:00:15Their only hope of a cure rested with Princes Dick and Dom,

0:00:15 > 0:00:17their light-fingered servant, Lutin,

0:00:17 > 0:00:20and their trusty mage, Mannitol.

0:00:20 > 0:00:25Unfortunately, they were utterly useless.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27They dropped the first antidote...

0:00:27 > 0:00:30mucked up the replacement antidote...

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Get out!

0:00:32 > 0:00:36..and now must collect the ingredients to re-re-make it

0:00:36 > 0:00:40before all of Fyredor is doomed forever.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42The Legend of Dick and Dom

0:00:42 > 0:00:45continues!

0:00:47 > 0:00:51Brother, nothing like the great outdoors. The sun is shining...

0:00:51 > 0:00:53The birds are singing...

0:00:53 > 0:00:55The tent's running away!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58- The tent is running aw... - BOTH: What?!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Oh, my gosh! What's going on?

0:01:02 > 0:01:04- He-e-e-lp!- We're coming!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06Which of you hammered those tent pegs in?

0:01:06 > 0:01:09- Pegs?!- Do tents have pegs?

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Oh, thank goodness for that, I thought I was a goner!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Don't mention it, kid. Ladies?

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Next time, get your mommy to pitch your wendy house for you, huh?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Your ponytail...it's a whip.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- Can I...- Don't ever touch the tail.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Sorry.- Who are you?

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Name's Josh. Brogan Josh.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Full-time man, professional tough guy...

0:01:46 > 0:01:50and renowned treasure hunter. Danger is in my blood.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52I eat danger for breakfast.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54You eat your own blood?

0:01:54 > 0:01:58Look, you may be able to help us, we too are adventurers.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Have you ever escaped from a fire-breathing badger

0:02:02 > 0:02:05using only a toffee yoghurt?

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Or been swallowed by a giant snake and cut your way out with a spoon?

0:02:08 > 0:02:12No. Then you're not really adventurers.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15We're trying to find this "thing" for our quest.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Kid, I've done every quest there is.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21I've stolen the golden horns from the Antelope of Skull Creek,

0:02:21 > 0:02:24I've prised the priceless ruby from the lips of the Qtonga Queen.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26I've punched an angry hedgehog.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Whatever it is, I've done it.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33We're after "The Eye of the Beholder".

0:02:35 > 0:02:39No-one's ever managed that. You don't stand a rat's chance in your pants.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41You wouldn't last a second.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44We would. If...you came along with us.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46You could be our guide.

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Princes, you already have an experienced guide.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Is he coming along later(?)

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Come on, Brogan, think about it.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Back on the road. The smell of danger.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01HE SNIFFS

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Yeah.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06- The taste of fear.- Yeah!

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Unless you're scared, of course.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10He's scared.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Danger's too much for him, I reckon.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16I don't think he can manage it.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17PRINCE DOM QUIVERS HIS LIP

0:03:17 > 0:03:20All right! When do we start?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Works every time.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28OK, we need to tool up.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Equipment shop. If I'm gonna lead this quest, I expect no less than

0:03:31 > 0:03:35complete focus and dedication from my whole team, right?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Oh, look - a sale.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38I'm going to go browse.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43One all-weather altimeter.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46One double-barrel squid-squelcher.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Two tropical tarantula traps.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52- Oh, and a packet of mints. - And a curly chew.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55One grappling hook with flame-proof mounts.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58No, no, look, Brogan, buddy...

0:03:58 > 0:04:00we're all for being prepared,

0:04:00 > 0:04:03but don't you think this is a little over the top?

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Normally we just go into the forest, find a weirdo,

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- and get the ingredient off them. - The Forest?

0:04:08 > 0:04:10The Eye is not in a forest!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13No, no - as I was trying to tell you Princes,

0:04:13 > 0:04:16The Eye is most difficult to acquire.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19It is located in the tomb of MwaffaFaffa, which is...

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Which is in the very centre of Bottom World.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24What?!

0:04:24 > 0:04:27And to find that, you have to go down through the...

0:04:27 > 0:04:29The Six Levels of Sin.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30I knew that!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32I am their guide, you know.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Oh, so you're an expert now?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Yes, yes.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40- So tell us what the six levels are. - I will. Yes!

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Huh?

0:04:43 > 0:04:48Er...I haven't fully finished researching that.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51The Six Levels of Sin.

0:04:51 > 0:04:59Pride, sloth, wrath, gluttony, impurity and greed.

0:04:59 > 0:05:04Each is a test designed to protect The Eye from those of weak character.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Blimey, we're stuffed.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09I can only imagine what deadly challenges await us.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Let the adventure begin.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Take this, and follow me.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20You know, that man should really learn some manners.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23I can hear you, jack ears!

0:05:25 > 0:05:31So - this must be it, the tunnel to the centre of Bottom World.

0:05:40 > 0:05:45So, our team started their descent to the centre of Bottom World.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Down they went, for many, many hours,

0:05:48 > 0:05:51through tunnel after tunnel...

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Which would be very boring to show you,

0:05:54 > 0:05:56but, hey, trust me, they did it.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03It's some kind of a large, damp cavern.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06I knew this "large damp cavern hat" would come in handy!

0:06:06 > 0:06:112,000 miles down. This must be the first of The Six Levels of Sin.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14That must be the trapdoor down to the next level.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16And that must be the fire exit.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19That's the ladder leading up to the key.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22We need it to get to the next level.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24- Yes, that's what I meant. - I'll go get it.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Give me a tropical tarantula trap. - Mmm?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30You did bring the equipment?

0:06:30 > 0:06:32We thought you were...joking.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Oh, useless idiots!

0:06:34 > 0:06:36No, no, no, we don't need weapons.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39We are adventurers.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Well, I know I am. I can do it.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44You, please be careful, Prince Dom.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46We do not know what traps lay ahead of us.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50Each level is a test for each of the six sins.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54Chill, Mannitol, just leave it to us heroes. Eh, Brogan?

0:06:54 > 0:06:56This is your chance, kid. Don't screw up.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Ow! Get off, oh, ow...

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Don't poke me or I'll poke you back.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15No poking! Get off! Ow!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Get off, will you!

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Argh!

0:07:22 > 0:07:23How annoying!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Of course - a test of wrath. Prince Dom, do not succumb

0:07:27 > 0:07:30to the sin of anger. Remain...

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Remain calm. Do not get angry.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34I was going to say that.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02I made it! See, I can do it.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05I can do it.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Eh?- Eh?

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Who's that?- Who's that?

0:08:09 > 0:08:13- Stop copying me!- Stop copying me!

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Why, you little...

0:08:20 > 0:08:23No...

0:08:23 > 0:08:26I can do this! Yes, yes, yes.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45- Remain calm.- Remain calm.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48- Shh!- Shh!

0:08:53 > 0:08:54I did it!

0:08:54 > 0:08:57I've got it!

0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Blasted thing.- Don't get angry!

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Stop moving away!

0:09:02 > 0:09:03Prince Dom!

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Aaaaaaargh...

0:09:24 > 0:09:25I'm sorry, Brogan.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29I know you must be pretty angry with me.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Angry? Of course not.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33You tried, that's all that's important.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35I'm cool with that. I'm not angry.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37See?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Avoid the sin of wrath - complete the level.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Piece of cake.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43What about the sin of smugness?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53You weren't really angry with me, right?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Wrong.- Oi!

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Wow, a world of wool.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04It's so this season.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Here's the hatch. We just need to find...

0:10:06 > 0:10:09the key.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11LUTIN: Oh, great.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17Do you know what, guys? I think I'm going to have

0:10:17 > 0:10:20a little lay down over here.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24- And you can wake me up when you've found it.- Lutin!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Oh, leave her. She'll only slow me down.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28I think this is quite simple.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30We've just got to find the key that opens the hatch.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34I've learned to expect surprises. I eat surprises for breakfast.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38Oh, yes. No doubt with some semi-skimmed treachery.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40You ever had a naked alligator jump in your bath?

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- No. Not recently.- Exactly.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Oh, come on, let's just get started.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Hang on... I don't know which keys we've checked now.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29That's it. Stop. Stop searching.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32It takes one man two minutes to check one key, right?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- Is this a test? - How long will it take four men

0:11:35 > 0:11:38to check a billion keys?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Er...seven litres?

0:11:40 > 0:11:41237 years.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43What! Including breaks?

0:11:43 > 0:11:45You get one long break at the end, kid.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Hang on. So that means...

0:11:49 > 0:11:52We're never going to find the key in time.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Because...we're not supposed to.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Wake up! Wake up now! Come on, come on.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Eh? What are you doing?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03He's lost it.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Level two is Sloth.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13So, Lutin was just being...

0:12:13 > 0:12:15Being lazy. So unless she got up,

0:12:15 > 0:12:18we were never going to find the real key.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21All of those are red herrings.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Hang on! I thought they were keys.

0:12:28 > 0:12:29- What is this place?- Wait!

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Don't touch anything... DICK GAGS

0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Poison?- No, just sweaty. It stinks!

0:12:35 > 0:12:37When will you dillweeds ever learn?

0:12:37 > 0:12:40One mistake and we could all be stuck down here for good!

0:12:40 > 0:12:45We wouldn't want that, would we... it's pants here! Get it? Pants.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47MANNITOL: Look. Over there - the key!

0:12:49 > 0:12:50Stay close, and follow me.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52- Yes, Brogan.- Yes, Brogy.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Three sick bags full, Brogan(!)

0:12:55 > 0:12:58I have heard tell of this underground place before.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01They call it the Cavern of the Sweaty Knick-Knicks.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Oh, come on! That sounds ridiculous.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07The key! It's...moved.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Of course, Impurity.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13Any time you think an impure thought - something rude or naughty -

0:13:13 > 0:13:15this level will punish us.

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Oh, great.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Well, that's us done for, then.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Quiet. No talking.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23- PRINCE DOM GIGGLES Shhhhh.- What?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Look, the rock...

0:13:25 > 0:13:29- What? Is it a threat? - No, the shape of it. It's like a...

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Yeah! Brilliant!

0:13:31 > 0:13:33THEY BOTH LAUGH HYSTERICALLY

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Silence! Not a sound or a thought.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Sorry. Couldn't help it.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46SQUELCHING, PRINCES LAUGH

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Shh!

0:13:51 > 0:13:52BELCHING

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Control it!

0:13:57 > 0:13:58FARTING NOISE

0:13:58 > 0:13:59PRINCES LAUGH

0:13:59 > 0:14:04Stop! Your complete stupidity meant we almost failed.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Cave of the Hairy Bum Whackers.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09SNIGGERING Don't!

0:14:10 > 0:14:12MORE RUDE NOISES

0:14:14 > 0:14:15That's it. We're stuck here now.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Can you do nothing right? Idiots!

0:14:17 > 0:14:18Idiots! Idiots!

0:14:18 > 0:14:22- We're really sorry, Brogan. - We didn't mean it.- It's too late.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25I know it's too late, Brogan, but...you were right.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28There is nothing funny about the Cave of the Hairy Bum Whackers.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Located in the Cavern of the Sweaty Knick-Knicks.

0:14:31 > 0:14:35And...the rock shaped like a bare bottom - it's just a rock.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Nothing funny about that.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40The farty noises were gas escaping through the mud.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43The skiddy pants back there - nothing funny about them either.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47The key.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Good work, guys. You learned a valuable lesson.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54- That was hard.- Yeah... Skiddy pants!

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Like tiny children.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10We're at minus 4,000.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13At this depth, we must be the only biological life there is.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17How do, folks? Fancy a cuppa?

0:15:17 > 0:15:19You were saying...?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Teas, coffees, macaroons?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Ooh, yeah! I love macaroons!

0:15:26 > 0:15:28My goodness!

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Is this your cafe?

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Now, granted, it is an unusual location for a cafe.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35That's what the wife said.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38But, as I always say, it's all about the food.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Get the food right, and the customers will find you.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45- And...did they?- No. That's probably why she left me.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Let me get youse lot a round of bacon butties, on the house.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Bacon?

0:15:50 > 0:15:53I eat bacon for breakfast.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56I'll do a perimeter check.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Grub's up, folks.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00There's always room for bacon.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Tuck in.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Anyone for carrot cake?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40- Oh, yes, I love cake!- Good man.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42There's always room for cake.

0:16:44 > 0:16:45Seconds?

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Oh - yes, please.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Thirds?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Fourths?

0:16:54 > 0:16:58Fifths...? Sixths...? Sevenths...?

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Eighths...?

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Ninths...?

0:17:03 > 0:17:04Tenths...?

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Elevenths...?

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Twelfths...?

0:17:09 > 0:17:11There's always room for cake.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Stop! I've got a bad feeling about this.

0:17:14 > 0:17:15Could be some kind of trap.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Hey - hamster boy, stop eating. - I can't!

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Your friend had a little too much, has he?

0:17:22 > 0:17:25There's always room for cake.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Hey, guys, look!

0:17:30 > 0:17:32It's a hatch!

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Yes. We didn't even need a key.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Dick, this could be...

0:17:39 > 0:17:40PRINCE DICK GROANS

0:17:40 > 0:17:44I knew it. This cafe is one of the tests.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46- Gluttony.- Did we pass?

0:17:47 > 0:17:49No.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59So, er, as I was saying - sorry, sorry,

0:17:59 > 0:18:01and sorry.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Normally we're very good at this questy thingy.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07- Sorry!- You guys couldn't go on a quest for a pint of milk.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Actually, now you say that...

0:18:09 > 0:18:13Anger, laziness, impurity - you've failed every test. And now we're

0:18:13 > 0:18:17sitting round like lemons because his eyes are bigger than his belly.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20- Technically, that's never been less true.- Sorry.

0:18:20 > 0:18:24Crackerjack, snack a jack, spice rack...Persil!

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Oh, no.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32My spell to make Prince Dick smaller doesn't work.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34All I do is keep creating more cakes.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Great. The last thing we need is more cake!

0:18:41 > 0:18:42Or is it?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48- What are you doing?- Cakey, cakey.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49Cakey, cakey!

0:18:49 > 0:18:53Come on. Lutin, grab as many as you can.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57We're going to blow this hatch!

0:18:57 > 0:18:59- It'll never work.- Hmph!

0:19:22 > 0:19:24BOOM!

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Well, I'll be darned... Beginner's luck.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31I'm through! But I feel a bit sick...

0:19:31 > 0:19:33PRINCE DICK VOMITS

0:19:33 > 0:19:36OK. I'm back to normal size again.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39I don't ever want to eat another cake.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43We've passed the level.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46I can almost smell victory.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Are you sure that's not the smell of sick?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11We're nearly there, look! I can see the entrance of the tomb!

0:20:11 > 0:20:13- Right, time for a swim...- No!

0:20:13 > 0:20:16I mean, no...problem at all.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18If it weren't for the man-eating...

0:20:18 > 0:20:20- tadpoles.- Really?

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Yeah, a very common hazard in this kind of lake.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25I've never heard of them.

0:20:25 > 0:20:30Yeah, we're out of luck. Sorry, folks, the quest is over.

0:20:30 > 0:20:31What?

0:20:33 > 0:20:35Hang on a minute! Brogan...

0:20:36 > 0:20:39You're not...scared?

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Don't be ridiculous! I eat fear for breakfast.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45I could eat everybody's fear here, I'd be pooping fear for weeks!

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Scared? Me? Have you ever fallen through an abyss

0:20:48 > 0:20:51while scraping out a lion's bowels with just a pastry knife?

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Or had a midget come at you with a flaming eggnog?

0:20:54 > 0:20:55He's scared.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Come on, come and get in the water!

0:20:57 > 0:20:59I'm NOT scared.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Scaredy cat! Scaredy cat! - Leave me alone!

0:21:07 > 0:21:11You know, Brogan... it's OK to be afraid, you know.

0:21:11 > 0:21:15I mean, you might not believe it but sometimes we're all scared, too.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17I'm scared of goats.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20I don't like custard.

0:21:20 > 0:21:21Me?

0:21:21 > 0:21:23I'm scared of heights.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26And I don't like...wedgies.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28See?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32I'm scared of water.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35There. Happy now? I...can't swim.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40That's OK. You should never be too proud...to admit your fears.

0:21:41 > 0:21:42RUMBLING

0:21:48 > 0:21:52Of course! Pride! One of the six sins!

0:21:52 > 0:21:55That was a test. And you...

0:21:55 > 0:21:57passed.

0:21:57 > 0:21:58Thanks, guys.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01I never admitted I was scared before.

0:22:01 > 0:22:02Aaah. Brogan don't like water...

0:22:02 > 0:22:04Yeah, but don't push it, though!

0:22:04 > 0:22:06- All right, sorry.- Sssh!

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Whoa...!

0:22:21 > 0:22:25This must be him. The long-dead leader of the MwaffaFaffa.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29Mr Josh...

0:22:31 > 0:22:32No, Mannitol.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34You've earned it.

0:22:38 > 0:22:41Well...here I go.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44CREAKING

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Oh, thank goodness for that!

0:23:04 > 0:23:07I'm sweating like a bull in a sauna.

0:23:07 > 0:23:11I only popped in for a quick beauty balm, and that was 300 years ago.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14I said to Alice, I said - "I want the full peppermint body wrap."

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Well, she put the bandages on, went off to do a perm

0:23:17 > 0:23:20and forgot all about me. Honestly, some people.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23'Ere, sweetheart - how are my crow's feet?

0:23:26 > 0:23:28- Un-crowy.- Oooh! Marvelloso!

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Worth the wait! Now, what have you brought as an offering?

0:23:31 > 0:23:35- Offering?- Of course. Those who meet the Mwaffa are required to bring

0:23:35 > 0:23:39an offering. Something of great value - gold, or gemstones...

0:23:39 > 0:23:42(We haven't brought him anything!)

0:23:42 > 0:23:46Actually, what do you say to a nice hat?

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Fandabi-do, dahling, and so very now! Mush-mush!

0:23:50 > 0:23:54Right, I expect you're here for The Eye of the Beholder.

0:23:56 > 0:24:00Well...I suppose I could let you have ONE of his eyes.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03All right, hang on.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07Coo-ee! Beholder! Beholder!

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Aaah, there he is. Bless him.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Right, you help yourself to one of his eyes.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16I'm going to go and get a bit more beauty sleep.

0:24:16 > 0:24:21Couple more centuries should tighten up these cheeks lovely. Ta-ra.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22- Bye...- Bye.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Right...

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Well...we're one step closer.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Let's get out of here.- Er, guys...

0:24:47 > 0:24:49what about the other eye?

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Spoken like a true adventurer.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54When Lady Luck shines down on you, don't close your eyes.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56That's a nest egg for all of us.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58He said we could only have one.

0:24:58 > 0:25:02Yeah, but he'll never know. Think about the money.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06You're right. Go on - grab it.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10No, stop!

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Please. Think about it.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15We're only meant to take one.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19It would be an abuse of the Mwaffa's trust to take both.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23- He's right.- Fair point.

0:25:23 > 0:25:27You're right again, Mannitol - it would be greedy.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Yes, it would!

0:25:32 > 0:25:34A-one, two, three, four...

0:25:34 > 0:25:36UPBEAT EGYPTIAN MUSIC

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Well done!

0:25:42 > 0:25:44You've all passed the sixth test.

0:25:45 > 0:25:49Of course. We've only finished five levels.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51This was sin number six...greed.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55Yes - and lucky for you, you weren't greedy.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57It would have been heartbreaking

0:25:57 > 0:26:00to crush you all with the big spiky ice pick.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Well, congratulations.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06You've passed the six levels of sin.

0:26:06 > 0:26:12Go forth from my tomb as humble, honest citizens of Bottom World.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15But please...

0:26:15 > 0:26:17spruce up your wardrobes, honeys!

0:26:17 > 0:26:20You look practically prehistoric.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23All right, girls, back to bed, let's go. Ta-ra again.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Wardrobe indeed(!)

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Well then, Brogan.

0:26:36 > 0:26:37I guess this is it.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39I should go. I...

0:26:41 > 0:26:42See ya.

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Brogan, wait...

0:26:48 > 0:26:50We'll miss you.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53I shall miss you too, guys.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55All of you.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57You taught me so much.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Ahhh...

0:27:00 > 0:27:01THEY ALL SOB

0:27:05 > 0:27:10So, our team had overcome the, er, six deadly sins, proving themselves

0:27:10 > 0:27:12to be indeed great heroes.

0:27:12 > 0:27:16They had shown Brogan that even the toughest heroes

0:27:16 > 0:27:19can sometimes allow themselves to be a great big softie.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24Whoever that is touching my ponytail had better stop it now!

0:27:24 > 0:27:26So long as you don't touch their ponytail.

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