Manure

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03All right? What's on? We're the Muckers.

0:00:03 > 0:00:06I'm Matt, this is Lorna, Sam and Thomas.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09And we're proper Cornish farmers from down here in beautiful

0:00:09 > 0:00:10Cornwall.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12And when we're not at school or working on the farm we're

0:00:12 > 0:00:14creating vlogs for you guys.

0:00:14 > 0:00:16This time we're going to do a song for you about something

0:00:16 > 0:00:18that, as farmers, we love.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20- And this may surprise you.- Poo!

0:00:20 > 0:00:25- I haven't done anything, it's probably Lorna.- Oi!- No, poo!

0:00:25 > 0:00:28Muck, manure, the song.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Just roll the tape.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34- OH!- What? It wasn't me. Come back here.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38# There's a new wind blowing in the air

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# And there's another lot that we'd like to share

0:00:40 > 0:00:42# It might make you wrinkle, wrinkle up your nose

0:00:42 > 0:00:45# But it was time to focus now it's better than a rose

0:00:45 > 0:00:47# And what us farmers know is we love it for sure

0:00:47 > 0:00:49# We're loving it for everything

0:00:49 > 0:00:50# We call it manure

0:00:52 > 0:00:53# Now join with us in this...

0:01:03 > 0:01:06# Now you know there's boys and girls out there gunning fertilizer

0:01:06 > 0:01:08# It's brown stinky socks that feeds our crops

0:01:08 > 0:01:11# It feeds meat, barley, maize and all vegetations

0:01:11 > 0:01:13# It even feeds the hops for the fermentation

0:01:13 > 0:01:14# Oats, rye and turnip

0:01:14 > 0:01:16# And all kinds of green

0:01:16 > 0:01:18# Soya cabbage, broccoli and tasty green beans

0:01:18 > 0:01:20# Carrots, beans, rhubarb and spuds to boil

0:01:20 > 0:01:23# So let's celebrate the cows that dump on the soil

0:01:37 > 0:01:39# See these lovely magic muffins that grace our fields?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41# Feeding the crops and improving our yield

0:01:41 > 0:01:44# And feeding the grass and making it grow

0:01:44 > 0:01:45# Passes through the cow

0:01:45 > 0:01:47# And onto the ground which feeds the soil which feeds

0:01:47 > 0:01:51# The grass which feeds the cow and that is how it goes round

0:01:51 > 0:01:53# And round and round and round

0:01:53 > 0:01:55# When you stand in manure it's a cyclical story

0:01:55 > 0:01:58# And to stand in nature in all of its glory

0:02:12 > 0:02:14# You may think it's smelly when you get it on your welly

0:02:14 > 0:02:16# And it reeks of poo when you get it on your shoe

0:02:16 > 0:02:19# It's a right proper scandal if you get it on your sandal

0:02:19 > 0:02:20# But don't lose your cool

0:02:20 > 0:02:23# Don't get in a stink because it's a natural necessity

0:02:23 > 0:02:24# We must celebrate

0:02:24 > 0:02:26# And next time you're riding through the countryside

0:02:26 > 0:02:29# And you catch a little whiff of a cow's inside

0:02:34 > 0:02:36# Poop, poo, cacky, it's the mucky manure

0:02:36 > 0:02:38# Dropping out the back of the cow plop pats

0:02:44 > 0:02:45# It's beautiful

0:02:45 > 0:02:46# Manure

0:02:46 > 0:02:47# It's poo-tiful

0:02:47 > 0:02:48# Manure

0:02:48 > 0:02:49# It's the cream for the crops

0:02:49 > 0:02:50# Manure

0:02:50 > 0:02:52# It's Top of the Pops

0:02:52 > 0:02:53# It's manure

0:02:53 > 0:02:55# We love it. #

0:02:55 > 0:02:56It's manure!