0:00:02 > 0:00:03We're The Muckers, proper job
0:00:03 > 0:00:05farming types from down here in Cornwall.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07- I'm Sam.- I'm Lorna. - I'm Thomas.- And I'm Matt.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10- Right on!- And when we're not studying at school or
0:00:10 > 0:00:13working on the farm, we're making vlogs for you guys.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16But today, we'd like to big up William Shakespeare,
0:00:16 > 0:00:17the greatest playwright of all time.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Not Shakespeare, he's so boring.
0:00:19 > 0:00:20Boring?!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23What do you know about the Bard, Lorna?
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Well, he uses long boring words that no-one understands.
0:00:26 > 0:00:27What's he got to do with us?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29I'd hoped you'd say that. Good day!
0:00:29 > 0:00:32- You're not going to sing a song, are you?- Right on!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Drop that Elizabethan flash rack back beat!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37You're not going to change my mind.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40RAP BEAT
0:00:42 > 0:00:45# Now, you might think Shakespeare ain't relevant to you,
0:00:45 > 0:00:48# Language from the past that has nothing to do with modern life
0:00:48 > 0:00:51# Fair language that's lost that you never use at any cost
0:00:51 > 0:00:53# But the things you say, and you may not know it,
0:00:53 > 0:00:55# Are expressions that were totally invented by the poet
0:00:55 > 0:00:57# Every single phrase in the rest of this song
0:00:57 > 0:01:00# Were coined by the Bard # And they trip off the tongue... #
0:01:00 > 0:01:03So, every phrase in the rest of this song was invented by "the Bard"?
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Oh, yeah.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05# Let me break the ice
0:01:05 > 0:01:07# Don't catch a cold # Don't give me short shrift
0:01:07 > 0:01:09# In this brave new world
0:01:09 > 0:01:11# It's a forgone conclusion come what may
0:01:11 > 0:01:13# Because every dog will have its day
0:01:13 > 0:01:14# So, don't send us packing
0:01:14 > 0:01:15# It's a witching time
0:01:15 > 0:01:18# There's no rhyme nor reason # There's a reason it rhymes
0:01:18 > 0:01:20# There's a method to me madness # Give the devil his due
0:01:20 > 0:01:23# And listen to the song # To thine own self be true
0:01:26 > 0:01:30# Shake-dy-speare # Sha-Sha-Sha-Shake-dy-speare
0:01:30 > 0:01:33# Sh-Sh-Shake-dy-speare # Shake-dy-speare
0:01:33 > 0:01:34# Shake-dy-speare
0:01:34 > 0:01:35# Shake
0:01:37 > 0:01:39# I'll where my heart on my sleeve # I'm the milk of human kindness
0:01:39 > 0:01:40# No I've not slept a wink
0:01:40 > 0:01:41# I'll kill you with kindness
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# Can we think of more or am I in a pickle?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45# I'm a laughing stock... #
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Or mistrasisticle?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49# Sha-Sha-Sha-Sh-Shake-dy-speare...#
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Er, actually "mistrasisticle" wasn't invented by the Bard
0:01:52 > 0:01:54but it rhymes, so...
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Breaking the rules on your own song? Are you struggling?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- COW:- Work in the rough!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01# Yeah, we're playing fast and loose and fancy free
0:02:01 > 0:02:02# But what's done is done
0:02:02 > 0:02:03# And it's all for thee
0:02:03 > 0:02:04# But in one fell swoop
0:02:04 > 0:02:05# We'll have you in stitches
0:02:05 > 0:02:08# Cos we're stirring your soup # Like Macbeth's three witches
0:02:08 > 0:02:11# Shake-dy-speare # Sha-Sha-Sha-Shake-dy-speare
0:02:11 > 0:02:13# Sh-Shake-dy-speare
0:02:13 > 0:02:14# Shake-dy-speare
0:02:14 > 0:02:15# Shake-dy-speare
0:02:15 > 0:02:17# Shake
0:02:17 > 0:02:18# Shake
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- # Knock, knock!- Who's there?
0:02:20 > 0:02:21# It's Bill Shakespeare
0:02:21 > 0:02:23# With words that don't melt into thin air.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25# And you say you don't like my stuff, it stinks
0:02:25 > 0:02:27# But the lady doth protest too much, methinks
0:02:27 > 0:02:28# It's all written by the Bard
0:02:28 > 0:02:29# Before he breathed his last
0:02:29 > 0:02:31# And to get this across # I'll fight to the last gasp
0:02:31 > 0:02:32# So, don't lie low
0:02:32 > 0:02:34# Cos when the ill wind blows
0:02:34 > 0:02:35# The naked truth is
0:02:35 > 0:02:36# That the Bard's words flow
0:02:36 > 0:02:40# Sha-Sha-Sha-Sh-Shake-dy-speare
0:02:40 > 0:02:43# Shake-dy-speare # Some bloomin' boy
0:02:43 > 0:02:45# Shake-dy-speare # He's a proper boy
0:02:45 > 0:02:47# Shake-dy-speare # Shake-dy-speare
0:02:47 > 0:02:49- ALL:- # Shake-dy-speare! - MATT:- # Shake! #
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Right on! Proper job.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55- COW:- Shake!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58OK, OK, I admit it. That was pretty good, actually.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Yes! We won you over using Shakespeare's own lyrical genius.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05That's the job. We win, we win, we win!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Yeah, winning's not the be all and end all, Sam.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Be all and end all - Shakespeare, Macbeth.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12All right, you made your point.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Hey, handsome job. We win, we win!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Much ado about nothing, if you ask me.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Ha! That's what it's called.