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0:00:08 > 0:00:11Cocka-doodle-doo!

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Here come the Numtums They're furry and they're fun

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Here come the Numtums Let's start with number one

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Bendy Go!

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Dar Dar!

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Champer!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Gladdy!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Little Sandy!

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Flinders!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Humpty Do!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Coogee!

0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Hobart!

0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Nimbin!

0:00:48 > 0:00:52# One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

0:00:52 > 0:00:53# Nine, ten!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56# The Numtums! #

0:01:04 > 0:01:06TELEVISION: # Super Numtum! #

0:01:06 > 0:01:10Not long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Yay!- Woo!- Yay!- Go, Super Numtum!

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Time for the most exciting event in the whole wide world!

0:01:17 > 0:01:21The Super Numtum Super Sky Glide Competition.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22- Yay!- Yay!- Yay!

0:01:22 > 0:01:26A competition to see who can glide the furthest on their paper plane.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Who will win?

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Super Numtum or mischievous marsupial Fluffy McTuffy?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Well, me, of course. Mu-ha-ha!

0:01:33 > 0:01:35May the best glider win.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37OK, racers.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Ready, steady, fly!

0:01:41 > 0:01:45And they're up, up and away, with Super Numtum in the lead.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Not for long.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53How aero-naughty! That's not in the rule book.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Catch you later, Not-so-super Numtum.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01CRASH!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Ha-ha-ha! Looks like you're flying on a paper penguin.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Yes, that's right...

0:02:08 > 0:02:11And I shall win the race on my flying penguin!

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Just one teensy, tiny problem, Fluffy...

0:02:15 > 0:02:18What's that, Not-so-super Numtum?

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Penguins can't fly.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Uh-oh.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Ha-ha!

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Congratulations, Super Numtum, you've flown the furthest

0:02:30 > 0:02:32and so win the competition.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35But poor Fluffy McTuffy has landed in a muddy puddle.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Oh, poppsa-doodles!

0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Yay!- Yay!

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Tap-dancing termites,

0:02:44 > 0:02:45I've got a brilliant idea.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Me too. Let's have our own competition.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51We'll call it...

0:02:51 > 0:02:53The Gumnut Games.

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Awesome activities...

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Speedy sports...

0:02:56 > 0:02:59And challenging...challenges?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Better watch out, folks.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05Back when I was knee-high to a flea, I was quite the athlete.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06CRACK!

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Oh! Oh! Oh! Better get back into training.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19HE SNORES

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Oh! Oh!

0:03:27 > 0:03:29Num-tum!

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Oh, oh!

0:03:35 > 0:03:36Dearie me.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41It's a beautiful day here at the Platypus Playhouse Playing Field

0:03:41 > 0:03:45for the first ever Gumnut Games!

0:03:45 > 0:03:46- Brilliant!- Yeah!

0:03:46 > 0:03:51Now, can we please have a bit of shushy-shh for the opening ceremony?

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Shh!

0:04:03 > 0:04:09Fantabulous folk of Gumnut Gorge, welcome to the Gumnut Games -

0:04:09 > 0:04:12a celebration of athletics,

0:04:12 > 0:04:17strength and incredible physical feats.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Beautiful. Every Numtum who wins an event

0:04:19 > 0:04:22will get their very own shimmery, shiny medal.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Oh, medal! Mmm.

0:04:25 > 0:04:30The crowd bananas! The Gumnut Games champion, Humpty Do.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31He can run the furthest,

0:04:31 > 0:04:34lift the heaviest

0:04:34 > 0:04:36and jump the highest.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38CROWD: Humpty doo, Humpty Do!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Humpty Do! Humpty Do!

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- What you doing?- Uh, I'm warming up.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Ah!

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- The competition's about to start. - I'm coming.

0:04:50 > 0:04:55The first event is the Gumnut Gorge weightlifting challenge!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Over to you, Mr Referee.

0:04:57 > 0:05:02The Numtum who can lift the heaviest weight for the count of ten

0:05:02 > 0:05:04wins a medal.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Ooh! Shiny!

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Let the Games begin!

0:05:09 > 0:05:10- Yeah!- Yeah!

0:05:12 > 0:05:13Eeek!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Numtum!

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Huh!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Huh, yes!

0:05:22 > 0:05:25One, two, three,

0:05:25 > 0:05:28four, five, six,

0:05:28 > 0:05:32seven, eight, nine, ten.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Let's check out the results.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Coogee lifted a heavy weight for ten seconds.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42Bendy Go lifted a heavier weight for ten seconds.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46But Nimbin lifted the heaviest weight!

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Tell us, Nimbin,

0:05:47 > 0:05:51how did you find the strength to lift the heaviest weight?

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Why, a strict wholesome diet of boiled Gumnut,

0:05:54 > 0:05:57stewed seaweed and organic cactus juice.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Uh...

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Here, can you hold this for me, please?

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Whoa!

0:06:03 > 0:06:08And now for the next game, the 10m tightrope challenge.

0:06:09 > 0:06:13The Numtum who can go the furthest across the tightrope

0:06:13 > 0:06:14will win a medal.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Our first competitor is Hobart.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22I meant to do that!

0:06:22 > 0:06:26And now, the crocodile wrestling champion of Gumnut Gorge,

0:06:26 > 0:06:29it's Gladdy!

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Oh, my!

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Little Sandy, you're up next.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39Hmm. Moderate easterly breeze, 10-15 knots.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44He-he!

0:06:44 > 0:06:47And finally, Humpty Do!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Humpty Do, where are you?

0:06:49 > 0:06:54Nimbin, you won a medal. What's the secret? How can I walk the furthest?

0:06:54 > 0:06:56It's easy, Humpty Do.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00Close your eyes and listen to your heart.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- OK, got it.- Humpty Do?!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Close my eyes, listen to my heart.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Whoa!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14Let's check the results.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Hobart walked far,

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Gladdy walked farther,

0:07:19 > 0:07:22and Little Sandy walked furthest!

0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Little Sandy, you're our winner! - Yay!- Yay!- Yay!

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Ye-hey!

0:07:29 > 0:07:33Our next game is the hop, skip, roll, leap,

0:07:33 > 0:07:36bounce and jump over the sleeping Flinders.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38HE SNORES

0:07:38 > 0:07:44The Numtum who can jump the highest over Flinders wins the medal.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Go, go, go!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54That's not a spoon. This is a spoon!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Woo-hoo!

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Waiter, there's a termite in my soup.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09Yee-ha!

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Oh, my turn next.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Little Sandy, you won a medal.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Can you give me any tips? How can I jump the highest?

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Simple. To achieve maximum height...

0:08:22 > 0:08:27Take 7, divide by 3, and multiply by the speed of light. Got it?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Uh...OK...

0:08:29 > 0:08:33Take 7.... Divide by 8...

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Oh! Ah!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Sorry!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Over to you for the score check, Mr Referee.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Bendy Go jumped high,

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Dar Dar jumped higher

0:08:46 > 0:08:49and Champer jumped highest!

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Champer, you're the winner.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Yay!- Yay!- Yay!

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Hurrah!

0:08:55 > 0:09:00Well, folks. There's only one race left - the rubber ducky rollathon!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Who can roll the fastest around an obstacle course

0:09:03 > 0:09:06filled with rubber ducks? Take your positions.

0:09:06 > 0:09:11Aw, the Games are almost over, and everyone's got a medal but me.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Even Flinders won a medal for loudest snoring.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16HE SNORES

0:09:16 > 0:09:20Champer, I really, really want to win a medal. What do I do?

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Drink more water? Do some stretching? Work on my ears?

0:09:24 > 0:09:25No, no, no, Humpty Do,

0:09:25 > 0:09:30the secret is just to relax, have fun, and go for it.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34That's it! Thanks, Champer. Brilliant advice.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Ready, steady, rock and roll!

0:09:39 > 0:09:42The Numtums are up and racing.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Bendy Go is out in front, Dar Dar skips ahead, now Champer bounces

0:09:46 > 0:09:50into first, but Hobart rolls up from behind, and, oh my stars!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Humpty Do takes the lead!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Ha-ha! This is a bunch of fun!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Wahey!

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Huh, what?

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Ha-ha-ha! Wee!

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Ha-ha! Wow!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Yay!- Yay!- Yay!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Congratulations, Humpty Do!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- You've won a medal. - I have? What for?

0:10:15 > 0:10:18You rolled the fastest, lifted the heaviest,

0:10:18 > 0:10:20went the furthest, jumped the highest...

0:10:20 > 0:10:24And performed the funniest event at the Gumnut Games.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Woo-hoo!

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Mmm.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Termite treat flavour. My favourite!

0:10:29 > 0:10:34- Ha-ha-ha!- Woo!- Yay!

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Yeah!