You've Missed Your Cue, Humpty Do

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0:00:07 > 0:00:10Cock-a-doodle-doo!

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Here come the Numtums They're furry and they're fun

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# Here come the Numtums Let's start with number one

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Bendy Go!

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Dar Dar!

0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Champer!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Gladdy!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Little Sandy!

0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Flinders!

0:00:36 > 0:00:37# Humpty Do!

0:00:37 > 0:00:40# Coogee!

0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Hobart!

0:00:42 > 0:00:43# Nimbin!

0:00:47 > 0:00:51# One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

0:00:51 > 0:00:53# Nine, ten!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56# The Numtums! #

0:01:03 > 0:01:05# Super Numtums... #

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Lovely night for a stroll!

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Once again, a massive, menacing marsupial is spreading

0:01:11 > 0:01:13mischief and muddy paw prints!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Did you mention I am very naughty?

0:01:15 > 0:01:18With her latest invention, the size-o-matic,

0:01:18 > 0:01:21this crafty koala has grown as big as a building!

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Who will save our fair city? This is a job for...

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Super Numtum!

0:01:26 > 0:01:29ALL: Woohoo, Super Numtum! Yeah!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32We meet again, Not-so-super Numtum!

0:01:32 > 0:01:37Or should I say, teeny, tiny Not-so-super Numtum!

0:01:37 > 0:01:40You don't scare me, Fluffy McTuffy!

0:01:40 > 0:01:42My sneaky size-o-matic has made you

0:01:42 > 0:01:48so tiny that you'll never stop my naughty plans now!

0:01:48 > 0:01:52I may be small, but I'm still a match for crafty koalas everywhere.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Stop! You're making me dizzy! Oh!!!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Oh! You've got her now, Super Numtum!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01This tickly feather will give us a giggle!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Oh! I can't quite seem to get up!

0:02:03 > 0:02:08Fluffy McTuffy is so huge, I can't see where her chin is!

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Is her chin by the first building,

0:02:11 > 0:02:13the second building,

0:02:13 > 0:02:15third building,

0:02:15 > 0:02:16fourth building...

0:02:16 > 0:02:19ALL: The fifth building!

0:02:19 > 0:02:23The fifth building? A-ha! Found her!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Just you wait until I get back on my feet!

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Here we go!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Aha-ha-ha! Go away! It tickles! Ow!

0:02:30 > 0:02:33ZAAAAP!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Fluffy McTuffy, I've got your number.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Oooooh! Doodles!

0:02:39 > 0:02:40ALL: Yay!

0:02:41 > 0:02:47Oh, listen, Numtums! It's time for practice!

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Galloping guinea pigs! We almost forgot!

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Tonight's the night of the...

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Gumnut Gorge Talent Show!

0:02:54 > 0:02:59Acrobatics, magic, fantastical feats of daring doom,

0:02:59 > 0:03:01and the winning winner wins a trophy

0:03:01 > 0:03:06full of tasty, tantalising, tongue-tastic termite treats!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09This talent show's going to be unreal!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11My act will be ball-balancing!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Well, I'm going to make a wildlife movie.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15I'm going to do a skateboarding trick!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Oh! Oh! Oh! Can I help?

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Sure can, my bouncy friend!

0:03:19 > 0:03:25And I'm going to win all those termite treats.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28And the winner is...

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Humpty Do!- Woo-hoo!

0:03:33 > 0:03:37Mmmm! Num, num, num!

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Hey! Wait for me!

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Where are you, Humpty Do? You're late!

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- Has anyone seen Hobart? - I'm down here!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Ladies and gentlemen!

0:03:53 > 0:03:58Before your very eyes, I will now pull a rabbit out of a hat!

0:03:58 > 0:04:02This trick will require the utmost concentration.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Abracada...

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- NEED ANY HELP?- Aaargh!

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Brilliant disappearing act, Flinders!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Must dash, keep up the good work!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Hello?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20The extremely rare, scaredy caterpillar is

0:04:20 > 0:04:26really shy and easily scared, but if we're very, very quiet,

0:04:26 > 0:04:28we might just be able to see...

0:04:28 > 0:04:33WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW MEGAPHONE?

0:04:33 > 0:04:39- Oh great! Just great! - Yes! Oh, isn't it fabulous?

0:04:39 > 0:04:43PRACTICE OVER! It's almost showtime!

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Numtums!

0:04:46 > 0:04:50On display tonight will be talent, pizzazz

0:04:50 > 0:04:55and good old-fashioned razzle-dazzle!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58But enough about me! This show is all about you.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07# Tonight's the night and in our show

0:05:07 > 0:05:10# The first act will be Bendy Go

0:05:10 > 0:05:13# Second, Little Sandy Just for kicks

0:05:13 > 0:05:16# Third is Flinders and his magic tricks

0:05:16 > 0:05:18# Fourth, Dar Dar and Champer too

0:05:18 > 0:05:22# And fifth, the singing, dancing Humpty Do... #

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Yeah.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31Oh, really! Oh, how kind. Please, that's enough.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Oh, you're making me blush!

0:05:33 > 0:05:38Now, does everyone understand which order they appear on stage?

0:05:38 > 0:05:41- So, the first act will be...- Me!

0:05:41 > 0:05:45No, no, no, no, no. Humpty Do, you are fifth!

0:05:45 > 0:05:52- The first act is Bendy Go, and the second act is...- Oh, me! Me!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Oh, OK.

0:05:54 > 0:05:59- So that means I'm third? - One more time and listen carefully.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Bendy Go is first, Little Sandy is second, Flinders is third,

0:06:03 > 0:06:07Dar Dar and Champer are fourth, and so, Humpty Do, you are...

0:06:07 > 0:06:09- First!- Oh, boy!

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Excited audience members are arriving for the most thrilling

0:06:16 > 0:06:20show in Gumnut Gorge since Gladdy arm-wrestled an aardvark!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Listen, Numtums, remember tails and teeth!

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Time for the first act!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29First act? Oh! That's me!

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Wooooah!

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Stop! Humpty Do! It's not your turn yet!

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Whoa!

0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Time for the second act! - Second act? That's me!

0:06:54 > 0:07:00- Deep in Gumnut Gorge, there lives a fascinating little creature...- Oooh!

0:07:00 > 0:07:05- ..a shy animal...- Aaah!- ..with a quiet, timid nature...- Ouch!

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Isn't it absolutely...

0:07:08 > 0:07:10CRASH!

0:07:10 > 0:07:13..amazing. Oh, great.

0:07:13 > 0:07:17- How hilarious!- But he still thinks he's the first act.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22Humpty Do! Will you try to be more careful? This is serious.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24Serious? Oh, yes!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26I will be seriously careful.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Seriously? Let's hope a little bit of magic can

0:07:32 > 0:07:35magically save the show!

0:07:36 > 0:07:41- Time for the third act! - Did he say third act?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Abracadabra, alacazam.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47- I'll now pull a rabbit out of this hat!- Oh, the third act is me!

0:07:47 > 0:07:53Abracadabra. Alacazam... bear with me a moment.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Ta-da!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Not again!

0:08:02 > 0:08:07- Incredible!- Best act ever! - Oh, Humpty Do!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09You're not on until the fifth act!

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Oh, I'll never win those termite treats

0:08:12 > 0:08:15if I can't remember when I'm supposed to be on stage!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18I know I'm fifth, but when is fifth?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23First, second, third,

0:08:23 > 0:08:25fourth and fifth!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28First, second, third,

0:08:28 > 0:08:30fourth and fifth.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34- Humpty Do, that's you.- Fifth!

0:08:34 > 0:08:38That's me! The one that comes after fourth. Thanks, Super Numtum!

0:08:38 > 0:08:41And now it's time for Dar Dar to save the night,

0:08:41 > 0:08:44with our fantastic fourth act!

0:08:45 > 0:08:50Prepare to be amazed as I jump not one,

0:08:50 > 0:08:52not two,

0:08:52 > 0:08:54not three or four,

0:08:54 > 0:08:59but five, yes, five pineapples, in a row.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10First, second, third, fourth, fifth!

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Fifth? That's me!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Ta-daa!

0:09:21 > 0:09:25I've not had this much fun since I was knee-high to a numpup!

0:09:25 > 0:09:30Oh! Why do I bother? Here's the fifth act.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34Fifth act? Oh, Humpty Do!

0:09:34 > 0:09:38This is my moment to shine. Urgh.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40What's wrong with Humpty Do?

0:09:40 > 0:09:44Oh, the poor pup's forgotten the words to his song!

0:09:46 > 0:09:50Oh, I'm sorry, termite treats, I've failed you.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52I can't possibly win now.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Let's hear it for Humpty Do!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57The star of the show!

0:09:57 > 0:10:02- ALL:- Humpty Do! Humpty Do! Humpty Do! Yay!

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Furry friends, we have a winner!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Humpty Do, you came first.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Humpty Do? That's You!

0:10:12 > 0:10:15First? But I thought I was fifth.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Not this time, champ.- Woo-hoo!

0:10:22 > 0:10:23Mmmm! Num, num, num!