School of Cool

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0:00:07 > 0:00:11Cock-a-doodle-doo!

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Here come the Numtums

0:00:13 > 0:00:15# They're furry and they're fun

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Here come the Numtums

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# Let's start with number one

0:00:19 > 0:00:21# Bendy Go

0:00:21 > 0:00:22# Dar Dar

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Champer

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Gladdy

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Little Sandy

0:00:34 > 0:00:36# Flinders

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Humpty Do

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Coogee

0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Hobart

0:00:42 > 0:00:43# Nimbin

0:00:48 > 0:00:52# One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

0:00:52 > 0:00:54# nine, ten

0:00:54 > 0:00:56# The Numtums. #

0:01:06 > 0:01:11Wow! Oh, oh, ah! Oh, oh, argh!

0:01:13 > 0:01:16I do hope Humpty Do loves our surprise

0:01:16 > 0:01:20- we-totally-love-Humpty-Do party. - What's not to love?

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- I've written him a poem. - And we've made decorations.

0:01:23 > 0:01:28- And I've written him a poem. - And I've painted a picture of him.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- And I've written him a... - Ah! Oh! Oh! Argh!

0:01:32 > 0:01:38- Quick! He's coming this way.- Ah! Too late.- Oh! Ooh, argh!

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Oh, sorry about your easel, Nimbin. Oh, hi, everyone.

0:01:45 > 0:01:50- Do you want to play?- Er, we've got to go.- Er, some urgent knitting.

0:01:50 > 0:01:55- Er, not right now. - Oh, any other time.- Oh.

0:01:55 > 0:02:00Can you keep Humpty Do busy while we get his secret party ready again?

0:02:00 > 0:02:05- Use this to stay in touch. - Everyone's run away.

0:02:05 > 0:02:09They think I'm clumsy. No-one wants to play with me.

0:02:11 > 0:02:16- 'Keep Humpty Do busy.' I could play with you.- Oh, really?

0:02:16 > 0:02:21- Oh, can we play hide-and-seek?- Mm. Do you play it with, er, sticks?

0:02:21 > 0:02:28- No sticks. I hide.- Where's he gone? - Peekaboo! And you have to find me.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32But first, you have to shut your eyes and count to ten while I hide.

0:02:32 > 0:02:39- Shut my eyes? Now that I can do. One...- Hmm. Where to hide...

0:02:39 > 0:02:43- Two... - I know! I'll hide behind this leaf.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Flinders will never find me here. - Three...

0:02:48 > 0:02:52It's just a teeny bit small.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Four...

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- Oh, I'll hide behind Hobart. - Yodel-eh-ee!

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Oh, Hobart!- Yodel-eh-ee!- Five...

0:03:03 > 0:03:08- Six...- Oh, oh! Where to hide? - Seven...

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Eight...- Ah, a tree. Perfect.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Nine...

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Ten.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19I'm coming to find you.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Yawn!

0:03:21 > 0:03:26- Oh, Flinders will never find me here.- I'm still looking.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27Yeah, I'm so good at hiding,

0:03:27 > 0:03:33- I bet Flinders is looking everywhere for me.- I'm still looking... Zzzzzz!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Come in, Flinders.

0:03:36 > 0:03:41I repeat, come in, Flinders.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42Emergency!

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Flinders is supposed to be keeping Humpty Do busy

0:03:46 > 0:03:52- and he's fallen asleep. And the party isn't ready yet.- Don't worry.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Leave it to Larry.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Special delivery!

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Wow! It's raining super Numtum comics!

0:04:04 > 0:04:08How do you like my new hat, not-so-super Numtum?

0:04:08 > 0:04:13- You're talking to a litter bin. - I'm over here.- Yeah, I knew that.

0:04:13 > 0:04:18- What's today's naughty plan? - I'm glad you asked. Ha-ha ha!

0:04:18 > 0:04:23These three duckies are called Dennis, Finley and Trixie,

0:04:23 > 0:04:28and Trixie has a quack so deep and husky that with her

0:04:28 > 0:04:34in my power, the world will crumble at her quack and become mine!

0:04:34 > 0:04:38- The end. What do you think of that? - Which one is Trixie?

0:04:38 > 0:04:43Trixie is the third duckie - easy to find for a clever koala.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- This will be fun to watch.- Why?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Well, first, you are NOT a clever koala.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Second, you cannot count and... - Sixth?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57Ha-ha! Not sixth. Third comes right after second.

0:04:57 > 0:04:58SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY

0:04:58 > 0:05:03And third, you can't see anything because of that giant hat.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08You're trying to trick me. Third comes after first but before second.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Why is no-one quaking at her quack? - Quack quack!

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Why isn't the world mine?

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Because third comes after second. First, second, third.

0:05:18 > 0:05:25You've grabbed Findlay, the second ducky. I have Trixie.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26What's that, Trixie?

0:05:26 > 0:05:31You're moving to the country where your husky quack will do no harm?

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- Does Findlay have any superpowers? - He can float on water.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Oh, pops-a-doodles!

0:05:37 > 0:05:38Ha ha ha!

0:05:38 > 0:05:41NIMBIN HUMS

0:05:41 > 0:05:43I wonder what Nimbin is painting.

0:05:43 > 0:05:49I shall crawl along this very thin branch to say hello. Hi, Nimbin.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53What you doing? Wow, wow! Oooh!

0:05:54 > 0:06:01- Er, can I see your painting? - That will be difficult.- Why?

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Um, you're sitting on my easel again.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08Is that the second time I've sat on your easel? Sorry, Nimbin.

0:06:08 > 0:06:13Humpty is on the move. I repeat, Humpty is on the move. Over and out.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Humpty is on the move and we still need to keep him busy. Over and out.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Over and out.- Over and out.

0:06:22 > 0:06:27- Hello!- Move away, Humpty Do. Breakables alert.

0:06:27 > 0:06:32Everyone thinks I break things... Oof! I wish I wasn't so clumsy.

0:06:32 > 0:06:38- I want to be cool. - Did someone say cool?- I did! I did!

0:06:38 > 0:06:42- Well, you've come to the right place.- I have?- Yes.

0:06:42 > 0:06:47Billy and Larry's School of Cool.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50So what do you teach at the School of Cool?

0:06:50 > 0:06:56- We teach the three rules of Cool. - Oh! Oh! Goody goody gumnuts!

0:06:56 > 0:07:01- And the second rule of Cool is... - Billy, can I have a word?

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- First comes before second. Have you got that?- Yes.

0:07:05 > 0:07:12- As I was saying, the first rule of Cool is the move.- Can I have a move?

0:07:12 > 0:07:16It's over to our professor of moves and grooves.

0:07:16 > 0:07:21- Ha-ha! Did someone order some Cool? - Oh - me, me, me, me, me! I did!

0:07:21 > 0:07:25Look and learn, little Numper! Look and learn.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28DISCO MUSIC

0:07:32 > 0:07:38- Oh! Ha-ha! Do you think you can do that?- Yeah!

0:07:38 > 0:07:42MUSIC SLOWS DOWN AND STOPS

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Er, close enough.

0:07:48 > 0:07:53- The...- Second.- The second rule of Cool is the voice.

0:07:53 > 0:07:59- What's wrong with my voice?- What you need is a deep, husky voice.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- A husky voice?- Yeah, and I've got just the voice for you.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07Rrrrrrrrrrr!

0:08:07 > 0:08:13- Argh, argh, argh, argggggghhhhhhhh!- Arghhhhhh!

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Rarghhhhh, rarrrrgggghh!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Is this a throat exercise?

0:08:19 > 0:08:23No, I've just got a Termite Treat caught in my beak. Now we can start.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27- Say something.- Whoopsie-doo!- Now, say it like this.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29- (DEEP)- Whoopsie-doo.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32- (DEEP) Whoopsie-doo.- Deeper.

0:08:32 > 0:08:37- (DEEPER) Whoopsie-doo.- Deeper. - (DEEPER) Whoopsie-doo.

0:08:37 > 0:08:42'Bing-bong! Could Humpty Do please come to the Tasty Termite.'

0:08:42 > 0:08:46- I can show off my new cool image. - Wait a minute.

0:08:46 > 0:08:51- We've taught Humpty the first rule of Cool.- The move.

0:08:51 > 0:08:57- The second rule of Cool.- The voice. - But that still leaves the...

0:08:57 > 0:09:03- The third rule of cool.- The look.

0:09:03 > 0:09:09Everything's gone dark. Is it night already?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11We have everything ready.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Oh, here he comes. Let's hide.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Wo-ho! Whoa! Oh, oh!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20CRASH

0:09:20 > 0:09:25- Whoopsie-doo!- Oh, what's the matter with your voice?

0:09:25 > 0:09:28I wanted to become cool then everyone would want to play

0:09:28 > 0:09:33- with me rather than running away. - We were only running away

0:09:33 > 0:09:37because we were planning a we-love-Humpty-Do party.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- We made some decorations.- Oh, sorry.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44And I painted you a picture.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48- I'm sitting on your easel again. - For the third time!

0:09:48 > 0:09:51But don't worry, the picture is safe.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Wow! I love it.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58And now, best of all, time for the poem that I wrote you.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02It took me days and days and days.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06"You're not a tiny shrew or a big gnu,

0:10:06 > 0:10:08"An elephant, skunk or kangaroo

0:10:08 > 0:10:13"but our very own perfect Humpty Do and we love you!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16We love you. Yeah!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Oh, thanks, everyone.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Well, we do love you, Humpty Do, and in my book,

0:10:21 > 0:10:22that means...

0:10:22 > 0:10:25- ALL:- Termite Treats all round.

0:10:25 > 0:10:30Mmm! Termite Treats! Oh, yes!

0:10:37 > 0:10:38Yeah!