0:00:07 > 0:00:13Answer me this - if my bedroom is the smallest room in the house,
0:00:13 > 0:00:15why does the whole world live in it?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18I'll show you why.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Get her, get him
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Getting even ain't a sin
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Sister Mel and brother Will make 'em take a bitter pill
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Serve it up lukewarm
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# Yes, the storm before the storm
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Oh, look out, world Your sandwich is cool
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# Your tea's gone cold and now you're getting old
0:00:44 > 0:00:48# You know, the boy with the camera He's gonna scam ya
0:00:48 > 0:00:52# Harder than a Stonehenge It's gonna be a mighty revenge. #
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Out! Roger and I need your sofa.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- What time is it?- Time you were gone.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Where next?
0:01:08 > 0:01:14Mum and Dad turned my sofa into a freebie love shack.
0:01:14 > 0:01:19They made the dumb rule about no visitors in Mel and Will's bedrooms
0:01:19 > 0:01:21after 10.30.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24So we came up with a brilliant plan
0:01:24 > 0:01:28to pay my brother and sister back big time.
0:01:33 > 0:01:38Muddy mattresses just gave Mel and Will more reasons to use my bedroom.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41So NOW I am gathering evidence
0:01:41 > 0:01:46that my bedroom isn't big enough for three.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Ready, Snowy?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53I don't call it a belly button.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I call it a Melly button.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Lovely.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02It was my idea to get it pierced.
0:02:02 > 0:02:08When Mel walks, it winks at me like the eye of a flirty Cyclops.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Just a bit busy at the moment, Roger.
0:02:12 > 0:02:17You don't want a hand peeling those seahorses? I'd pull their legs off.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19They don't have legs, Roger.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24- You don't think this top and jeans makes me look fat?- I like your fat.
0:02:24 > 0:02:29I'm not fussy - you're my first ever girlfriend.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Other girls run away as soon as they hear me laugh.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37- Have you heard the laugh yet? - No, not yet.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Right.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Evidence gathered. Now to confront the parents.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50I bring you proof that my bedroom is too small to swing a cat.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53So tell Mel and Will to stay out!
0:02:53 > 0:02:58- What did you do to Snowy?- He bumped his head.- Why are you such a liar?!
0:02:58 > 0:03:03- Why are you so fat?- If your room's too small, you can share with Will.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08- Is that supposed to be a joke? - Sharing with William!
0:03:08 > 0:03:12I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Time out.
0:03:14 > 0:03:20Six days ago, William won £500 on the Premium Bonds.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- He went off to play hockey. - Bye, darling.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Had a bit of a bang on the head...
0:03:31 > 0:03:33And came back thinking he was a god.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37I am the winner and you are the loser.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I am the chosen one and YOU have nothing.
0:03:40 > 0:03:46Big fat lie! Because we had an agreement as Dad very well knew.
0:03:46 > 0:03:51Dad, you said if one of us won on Premium Bonds, we'd share the money.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56- Did I? - That's why we've got the agreement.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- Because you wrote it. - And signed it.- The only signature.
0:04:00 > 0:04:05- It's not an agreement unless we all sign it.- It is legal.- It's not.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- It is a piece of paper, though. - It is.
0:04:09 > 0:04:15- So I wasn't wasting my time?- You weren't wasting your time, Alistair.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- It is a piece of paper.- Good.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25The point is - with the £500 we should have shared,
0:04:25 > 0:04:31William bought himself a telly and has been in his bedroom ever since.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33AAARRRGGGGHHHH!
0:04:33 > 0:04:38Refusing to wash and living off pizzas.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Which is why his room smells like there's a lion living in it!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45No, I don't want to share with him.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- < Miaow! - Stop, it's not real! Alice!
0:04:48 > 0:04:53My cat's scared to death cos of what you did to Snowy.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57If anyone wants me, I'll be in my shoebox.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00It's gleaming that car is now.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04- Last time I saw a car that gleamy was Princess Di's funeral.- Careful!
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- Napoleon's trying to get out. - Miaow!
0:05:08 > 0:05:13VERY LOUD MIAOWING Yeah, seems to be stuck.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17- Good news - I bought a new car. - How much for?
0:05:17 > 0:05:22- Only £5,000.- We haven't got £5,000! - That's where you're wrong.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- I'll get £350 for the old car. - Cos it's "gleamy"?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29And the rest is gonna come from this.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34- A Lottery ticket. - Not just any old Lottery ticket.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38The WINNING Lottery ticket. Look - 16 and 32.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Good, huh? The only thing bothering me is 19.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45You've got to take a risk sometimes.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50You're pinning our future on a Lottery ticket!
0:05:50 > 0:05:56- I'm wearing my lucky pants.- You bought them before we were married!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59They worked then and they can work now.
0:05:59 > 0:06:05I'm crazy, pinning our future on a Lottery ticket but I'm feeling lucky!
0:06:05 > 0:06:12- It does help.- William's win made me realise you could be dead tomorrow.
0:06:12 > 0:06:17- You could be dead in a few minutes! - I'll live for today.- So irritating!
0:06:17 > 0:06:22- He won't come out.- Ooh, bit of a tum-tum there, Miss Melly-Tubby.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26- ROGER LAUGHS LIKE A DONKEY You're not pregnant?- Not funny.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29He's been sniffing car polish again.
0:06:29 > 0:06:35- I'll have to look out my slippers if I'm to be a grandfather.- Grow up!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- CAT YOWLS - He's so dumped.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- Mel's pregnant!- I heard Dad say it. It's a disaster.
0:06:45 > 0:06:50Cos you'll be forced to move in with stinking-rich Will?
0:06:50 > 0:06:55No, if Mel is pregnant we can't POSSIBLY do any revenges on her.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- We're not savages.- Sadly not, no.
0:06:57 > 0:07:02- What's that in your bath?- Jellyfish. - I thought they were sponges.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Mum's new cookery book is Seafood And Cook It.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Jellyfish and ice cream.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Bad news - we can't do any revenges on Will and Mel
0:07:13 > 0:07:16for invading HIS bedroom.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21- We had plans?- Operation Love Hurts. It was going to be a triumph.
0:07:25 > 0:07:30If any uninvited guests came in - vooomph! Down they'd go.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Was I here when we made these plans?
0:07:34 > 0:07:39This was taking out all the flaps on the sofa of love
0:07:39 > 0:07:42so that it ate any kissing couples.
0:07:44 > 0:07:50- I was definitely away THIS day. - No - you came up with stage three.
0:07:50 > 0:07:55An advertising campaign to lure Mel and Will into the trap.
0:07:55 > 0:08:01"Pizza couch - for all your pizza and snogging needs. A pizza for all.
0:08:01 > 0:08:06- "And snogging too."- Just across the landing.- Will likes pizza, then?
0:08:06 > 0:08:12He won £500 on Premium Bonds and won't share any of it with Alistair.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14So we're luring him into the sofa.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17No, that revenge is for SNOGGING on the sofa.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20The Premium Bond revenge is next.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24We must do them in order or we won't know what we're doing.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- I- don't know what I'm doing.
0:08:26 > 0:08:32Well, we can't activate Love Hurts until we know if Mel's pregnant.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33How?!
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- Steal a baby? - Not stealing, borrowing it.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Reggie emailed doctorrevenge.com -
0:08:40 > 0:08:46when his mother was pregnant with his sister, she cried all the time.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51Mainly at puppies and babies. So we're showing baby Wayne to Mel.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54To see if he makes her cry. Come on.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Hello, Mary. We've been sent by Alistair.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07Can we borrow your baby for a quick experiment?
0:09:07 > 0:09:12Not a dangerous one involving goggles and sulphuric acid.
0:09:12 > 0:09:16One involving love and hormones. We'll bring him back.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Whatever.
0:09:27 > 0:09:32- Just come to see Alistair. - Hello, baby Wayney.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Say hello!
0:09:37 > 0:09:42- Did you know Napoleon's stuck in his cat flap?- Yes.
0:09:42 > 0:09:47That's why he's got a tea cosy on his head - to keep his ears warm.
0:09:47 > 0:09:52- And the magazine? - Oh, to read in case he gets bored.
0:09:58 > 0:10:04- What are you staring at?- Should you be doing that now that you're...?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Now that I'm what?
0:10:08 > 0:10:13THEY ALL HUM ROCK-A-BYE-BABY
0:10:17 > 0:10:23Look at this, Mel. It's your cousin, baby Wayne. Do you want to cry?
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- No. - Don't you even want to cuddle him?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Cuddle THAT?!
0:10:30 > 0:10:35We were pretty sure she wasn't pregnant so it was full steam ahead.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Only the next morning it all went pear-shaped.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Here we go!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47DOORBELL RINGS
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Oh, hello, Alistair.- Granny, what are you doing here with that?
0:10:54 > 0:10:59Let's get one thing straight - I refuse to be your slave!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Now, look here, YOU!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Bring that suitcase up to my room.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07What room?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Right, put that there.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Hang on now.
0:11:18 > 0:11:23- Hold these. - How long are you staying?
0:11:23 > 0:11:29- Why? Do you not like sharing with your big brother?- What?!
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Calling all revengers, calling all revengers.
0:11:37 > 0:11:44My life is in danger but I'm going in. I may be gone for some time.
0:11:46 > 0:11:51Hello, William. It's Alistair. Can I come in?
0:11:51 > 0:11:56- Good to share your room.- Get off my floor. You're making it dirty.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04It's gonna be great - you and me, mucking in together.
0:12:04 > 0:12:10- Are you watching my telly?- No, no! We're going to have so much fun.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13HE BELCHES AND BREAKS WIND
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Can't wait.
0:12:15 > 0:12:20- I can't teach you how to drive, you're 97.- I'm 69!
0:12:20 > 0:12:25And I only need refreshing. I've driven before.
0:12:25 > 0:12:32- Why do you need refreshing?- I can't rely on my useless son any more.
0:12:32 > 0:12:37I had to walk here last Sunday - you were too lazy to pick me up.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- I don't remember that. - Oh, I think you do.
0:12:41 > 0:12:47Abandoned! And me with my pop-out hip!
0:12:47 > 0:12:52Did I say I'd pick you up? I told Alistair to do it. Did he not?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Alistair! Why didn't you pick your granny up?
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- I can't drive! - He says he can't drive.
0:13:00 > 0:13:05- Anyway, I can't teach you to drive. I haven't got a car. BOTH:- You have!
0:13:05 > 0:13:09The new owner's picking it up in two days.
0:13:09 > 0:13:14No problem. I take the test in two days. I'll be finished by then.
0:13:14 > 0:13:19I've greased as much of him as I can.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Mush, mush. Come on!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Miaow!
0:13:23 > 0:13:28I'll see you at 6.30am for my first lesson.
0:13:28 > 0:13:33I'll be in the sitting room watching the telly.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- Where's that lazy Alistair? - Constance.
0:13:36 > 0:13:42It's just about OK disturbing us at midnight but not the children.
0:13:42 > 0:13:48- I only want a cup of tea and a Marmite sandwich.- I'll make it.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- Alistair is asleep.- OK.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Calling Ralph and Aaron.
0:13:57 > 0:14:02Meet me in secret meeting place first thing tomorrow morning
0:14:02 > 0:14:07- to plan mega-revenge on William for being rich pig. - <- Alice?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Couldn't I have a duvet?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Well, that's summat I can spare.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Lo-o-o-oser!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24And as for you!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27SHE BARKS LIKE A DOG
0:14:27 > 0:14:29MIAOW!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Thought that might do the trick.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Miaow.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37You can stay there for all I care.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- MUMMY!- >
0:14:41 > 0:14:48Not only am I dealing with a stupid fat cat but your stupid fat father
0:14:48 > 0:14:53has sold the car, and I still haven't started my octopi pie.
0:14:53 > 0:14:59- William blew his nose on me.- Can't you live in peace for one night?
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- He's jealous of my money.- If I had some, I could stay in a hotel.
0:15:03 > 0:15:08- What is that stink? - It smelled nice until he moved in.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11I can't sleep on a chest of drawers.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Fine, I'll sort you out a bed as well!
0:15:17 > 0:15:22CRASHING AND THUMPING
0:15:22 > 0:15:25LOUD CRASH
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Oh, no! Not the sofa of love!
0:15:28 > 0:15:33- You sleep on that.- But I don't... - Just get on it!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Properly!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Yeah.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Now everybody's happy. Good night!
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Alistair! Alistair! Are you all right?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55- FEEBLY:- No.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Good.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00WILL BELCHES VERY LOUDLY
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Oh, no, Mum, the car's broken.
0:16:08 > 0:16:13We can't do that driving lesson. Maybe you'd better head back to bed.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18Fear is weakness, Sean. I'm watching you.
0:16:23 > 0:16:28Fellow revengers, this is a secret meeting taking place in secret.
0:16:28 > 0:16:34The following people may be present - Ralph, Aaron, and me, Alistair
0:16:34 > 0:16:36but I can't say.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Those may be my feet. Maybe not.
0:16:39 > 0:16:44I'll get my glasses. You wash your hands, then we'll go driving.
0:16:44 > 0:16:49And don't put soap in your eyes like you did that other time.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53- I was ten! - I'll ten you! Cheeky monkey.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Morning.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01I didn't go to bed till three in the morning.
0:17:01 > 0:17:06- I created a fish dish for your mother.- What is it?- Old trout.
0:17:06 > 0:17:11And then I couldn't sleep worrying about Napoleon.
0:17:11 > 0:17:15- Miaow!- He does look vulnerable in that position.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Yes!
0:17:16 > 0:17:22So I knitted him a pair of trousers to cover him up.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- <- Miaow!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26NAPOLEON GROWLS
0:17:26 > 0:17:32- Mum, is this normal?- Oh, thank God! I mean, oh, look at that.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35It's the hospital for you, girl.
0:17:35 > 0:17:41Mel's got a disgusting bellybutton, full of pus. We'll have to cancel.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Mum?!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Why is this meeting secret, Aaron?
0:17:52 > 0:17:58- We're planning Operation Money Is The Revenge Of All Evil.- Hold it up.
0:17:58 > 0:18:03- And who is evil?- BOTH: We are! - And what's the plan?
0:18:03 > 0:18:08To pay back your family for putting love of money before love of you.
0:18:08 > 0:18:13- How?- By making them think they're rich beyond their wildest dreams
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- because your dad's won the Lottery. - And the evil twist?
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- When we tell them it's not true. - Alistair!
0:18:21 > 0:18:25- Was it YOU who built the mantrap? - Hello, Mummy.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29Your legs don't appear to be broken,
0:18:29 > 0:18:35but I can't take you for a driving lesson after a shock like that.
0:18:35 > 0:18:40- Nonsense! Have you found that wicked boy?- Sorry, Granny.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Sorry's not good enough, Alistair.
0:18:43 > 0:18:48Send your cowardly father away. I have a proposition for you.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51What did she say?
0:18:51 > 0:18:56Give her a driving lesson or she lives in my bedroom for ever.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I won't do it!
0:19:01 > 0:19:04OK. Bring it on!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06YES!
0:19:06 > 0:19:11With Dad and Gran out of the house, Mum cooking, Will in bed,
0:19:11 > 0:19:16and Mel swabbing her Melly button, we had the garden to ourselves.
0:19:16 > 0:19:1816!
0:19:21 > 0:19:2319!
0:19:25 > 0:19:2741!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34And the balls in descending order.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Three!
0:19:35 > 0:19:3816!
0:19:38 > 0:19:4019!
0:19:40 > 0:19:4225!
0:19:45 > 0:19:4719!
0:19:50 > 0:19:5225!
0:19:54 > 0:19:5516!
0:19:57 > 0:19:5832!
0:19:59 > 0:20:02And tonight's winner is -
0:20:02 > 0:20:06Sean Fury from Atrocity Road!
0:20:13 > 0:20:16TYRES SCREECH
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Call yourself a teacher!
0:20:18 > 0:20:24I couldn't see out that windscreen because of the flies on that suit!
0:20:24 > 0:20:27You've broken the car.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32She smashed anything in her way.
0:20:32 > 0:20:38- Am I right in thinking this car has now lost its gleam?- Meaning what?
0:20:38 > 0:20:43We owe £5,000 for the new car and now we have no money to pay for it.
0:20:43 > 0:20:48Technically, you're correct. But you're forgetting just one thing.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55- TV:- 'Good luck to all ticket-holders...'
0:20:55 > 0:20:58You're not going to win, Sean.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Never underestimate the lucky pants.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05- TV:- 'There they go! First out is...'
0:21:05 > 0:21:0619!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08My number!
0:21:08 > 0:21:13- Get out of the way, Mystery. - Get out of the way, Alistair.
0:21:13 > 0:21:18- TV:- 'You lucky people.'- Will, Mel, the Lottery's on.- It could be me!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- Number...- 16!
0:21:21 > 0:21:27- That's three out of three. - Number...- 25!- 25!
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- TV:- Two to go!
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Thirty...- 41!
0:21:33 > 0:21:3841. We just need one more. Come on, number three!
0:21:38 > 0:21:42- TV:- 'And here comes the last one...' - Three!
0:21:42 > 0:21:44We've won!
0:21:44 > 0:21:49I don't believe it! I don't believe it!
0:21:49 > 0:21:52WE WON!
0:21:54 > 0:21:57We've won! We've won, Alistair.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00We've won! We've won! We've won!
0:22:00 > 0:22:03MEL SCREAMS
0:22:03 > 0:22:06THEY WHOOP AND CHEER
0:22:06 > 0:22:11- We're rich!- Stop squeezing so hard. My bellybutton's burst.- On me!
0:22:11 > 0:22:15- We'll buy you a new one. - And a new bellybutton.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20- Mini-pizzas for the rest of my life? - Whatever you like.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24- But only if you have a bath.- OK. - I love you!
0:22:24 > 0:22:29And you. For the first time in my life, I'm a winner.
0:22:29 > 0:22:35I mean, here. It's not the money that's made me rich, it's you.
0:22:35 > 0:22:40My gorgeous, clever family and it's for all of us. Especially you.
0:22:40 > 0:22:46I was wrong to let Will keep that £500 win. I'm gonna put it right.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Starting now - £5,000 each for you, Mel AND Will.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53And that's just for starters!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Oops!
0:22:57 > 0:23:02- At the group hug I could see things starting to go wrong. - But it worked. >
0:23:02 > 0:23:07They think they're rich and you broke their hearts by saying they're not.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11I couldn't bring myself to say it.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15- They still think they've won? - Dad's buying a new car.- Blimey!
0:23:15 > 0:23:21- I wouldn't want to be you when he finds out.- Me neither. Ralph...
0:23:23 > 0:23:29- Aaron. Fare ye well. - Are you going somewhere?
0:23:29 > 0:23:35I'll stow away in Granny's car and leave a note for Mum and Dad.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Take me chances in the big wide world.- So you ARE going.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Goodbye.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09So what is your stopping distance
0:24:09 > 0:24:12if your vehicle is travelling at 30mph?
0:24:12 > 0:24:18- Plough on - knock the building down. - How did you learn that?- In the war.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Driving Sherman tanks.
0:24:21 > 0:24:25I turn to ask a question - WHY are you wearing THAT?
0:24:25 > 0:24:30Since my bellybutton burst, it hurts bumping into furniture.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- Have you seen Napoleon? - He's not in his cat flap?
0:24:34 > 0:24:39- He must have suddenly got thin.- He's in airing cupboard.- That's better.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43- Were you in the bath all night?- Yes.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47- Good job we had those sponges. - What sponges?
0:24:47 > 0:24:51- Floating in the bath. - Huh! Those were jellyfish!
0:24:55 > 0:25:00- Well, we are the proud owners of a car again.- How did you pay for that?
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Showed the guy my ticket. Said I could owe him.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07- Can I take my driving test now? - Your examiner's outside.
0:25:07 > 0:25:12- In that case, I won't be needing this any more.- What are you doing?
0:25:12 > 0:25:17- You can't take it in that.- On the contrary, I'm guaranteed to pass!
0:25:17 > 0:25:23- No man can resist a woman in swimwear.- I think they probably can.
0:25:23 > 0:25:28- What are you doing?!- Keep it on. - For goodness sake.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52ENGINE STALLS
0:25:59 > 0:26:02ENGINE STARTS AGAIN
0:26:02 > 0:26:05GEARS CRUNCH
0:26:09 > 0:26:11LOUD CRASH
0:26:11 > 0:26:14GLASS SMASHES
0:26:14 > 0:26:18I guess I'll have to buy another new car.
0:26:18 > 0:26:24- In fact, maybe I'll buy six. - I don't think you will.- Hmm?
0:26:24 > 0:26:30You didn't win the Lottery. It was Alistair's little joke.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Er, hello.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I was trying to run away from home
0:26:37 > 0:26:42but Granny only got 50 yards before she crashed into a skip.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Any chance of my old room back?
0:27:13 > 0:27:16Morning, fellow revengers.
0:27:16 > 0:27:21I'm web-casting from my new bedroom. It's even smaller than my last one.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25My old room was taken over by someone else.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31Turns out HE wasn't fat after all!
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