0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to the Revolting World of Stanley Brown.
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Go science!
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Achoo!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Sick.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Stanley is going to be the world's greatest scientist.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Whoa!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17It's just that he doesn't know that yet.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20This is his next-door neighbour, Jess.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22And his best friend Mike.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25And here's Archie.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28I'm your great, great, great, great, great, great, great-grandson,
0:00:28 > 0:00:30from the future. I'm invisible.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32And I'm invisible, too.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35I'm Olivia, Archie's incredible robot assistant,
0:00:35 > 0:00:39We've come back in time to make sure that Stanley keeps up his
0:00:39 > 0:00:43revolting experiments and becomes the greatest scientist ever known.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Revolting.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Brilliant.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Stanley!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04What are you doing? I wanted this room.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06But I'm growing fungus in here.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Well, take it out, put it in the other room.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- What, your room? - No, this is my room.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Get off!
0:01:13 > 0:01:14- Steph! - Let go!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Get off of my stuff.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Let go of it!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Let go of it!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31No, it's not! This is going to be my room!
0:01:31 > 0:01:36Excellent, subject located. Olivia, zoom in and magnify.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38And stop!
0:01:39 > 0:01:45That's him! Stanley Brown, the greatest genius of the 21st century.
0:01:45 > 0:01:50Innovator, pioneer, man of action.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53He looks more girlie than I imagined.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Does he look girlie to you?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Oh, he is a girl. Interesting.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Oh, him?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Yeah, I knew that.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Fire up the portal.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Argh! We're going back in time!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Oh, mum, I want this room.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20She had the best room in the last house. Give her the small one!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23The small room cramps my aura. The bad energies have made me ill.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24They've made you dumb.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27I can't flourish in a teeny room, I told him that.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Is that when you put the mushrooms in your hair?
0:02:30 > 0:02:34It's not mushrooms, it's my fungusarium, and she ruined it.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Stanley, please tell me you're not doing experiments again,
0:02:37 > 0:02:39especially not in our new house.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41I'm not doing experiments again.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Was that true?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45No, I am doing experiments again.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47See? He can't have the nice room.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49He's always making disgusting things.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50I didn't make you.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Hey, hey, you two. I'm too busy with this.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55I've got the neighbours coming in two hours and I don't want them
0:02:55 > 0:02:58taking out an injunction against us like Mr and Mrs Milne.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00They were so unreasonable.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Your termites ate their floor.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Let's just try and convince this street
0:03:04 > 0:03:06that we're a nice, normal family, OK?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08I'll decide who gets the room at the end of the day,
0:03:08 > 0:03:10so you'd both better be on your best behaviour.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I'm so getting this room.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Bet you've already got something disgusting up here already.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Look where you like, you won't find anything.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26He's got a jar of slugs. He's collecting their mucus.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Why? "Stanley Brown's famous slug mucus glue".
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Well, at least it's environmentally friendly.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Now do I get the room?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36He's not exactly doing anything wrong,
0:03:36 > 0:03:40he's just keeping some pets. They're not making any mess.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Look, why don't you give me a hand
0:03:41 > 0:03:44instead of trying to land your brother in it.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47We've got an hour to make this place respectable.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54You all right?
0:03:56 > 0:03:58But... There was a...
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Why don't you take those boxes to the shed?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Oh, and see if you can lose these on the way.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- Yeah.- Thank you.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Aaaah!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Is this it? Have we made it?
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Looks right. Everything's so primitive.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Look at that wardrobe. It doesn't even hover,
0:04:30 > 0:04:31and his collection of teeth.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Ah!
0:04:35 > 0:04:41Could this be Stanley Brown's actual sock?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Ugh!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50You're right, we must tread carefully.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53This is a strange and backward world.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57We mustn't do anything sudden, or loud, or which might alarm...
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Argh, robot!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Argh!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Aaah!
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Aaah!
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Stanley Brown!
0:05:16 > 0:05:17What? Who are you?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19What are you doing in here?
0:05:21 > 0:05:22I'm pointing at you.
0:05:24 > 0:05:29You're Stanley Brown, the actual Stanley Brown.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I love all your stuff.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Is this your pus?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Hey! I have to hide that from my mum.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Never be ashamed of your pus.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40It inspires some of your greatest achievements.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Though remember not to store it
0:05:42 > 0:05:44in a custard jug - ruins a dinner party in 2027.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46What are you talking about? Who are you?
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Oh, ah, sorry!
0:05:49 > 0:05:53My name's Archie. I'm your great, great, great, great, great,
0:05:53 > 0:05:57great, great, great, great-grandson, from the future.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Pappy! Ah!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Oh!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Stupid brother, filling my room with fungus.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Hello?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Someone there?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Probably just a cat.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Hello? Kitty?
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Ah!
0:06:58 > 0:06:59How did you get in here?
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Oh, just a portal through the space-time continuum, nothing fancy.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Sorry about your robot, by the way,
0:07:06 > 0:07:09but it would have betrayed you in the end. They all do.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Is that your fungus? I love fungus! Needs a moist atmosphere, though.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Yeah, that's why I've made the house so steamy.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30That was you! Thought it was all nice and clammy in here.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Yeah, I blocked up all the vents and I put wet towels on the radiators.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37The house is going to be full of amazingly disgusting fungus.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41And slime, too. Wonderful slime.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Oh, wow!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45A dog vomit slime mould.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48My favourite puke-impersonating organism.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52What is that?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Oh, that's Olivia, she's my computer.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58All right, my assistant.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02I'm not your assistant! She has got such a massive ego.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05How dare you!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08She knows loads of stuff though, even about your slime mould.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- She's from the future. - OK, that's enough.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13I'll prove it. Look.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Hi, Stanley. I'm the brains in this outfit.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Now, listen up.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22This dog vomit slime mould, looks like a revolting blob creature
0:08:22 > 0:08:25from outer space, but in fact this isn't a creature at all,
0:08:25 > 0:08:27it's not even one thing.
0:08:27 > 0:08:32Slime moulds are made up of loads of tiny microscopic organisms
0:08:32 > 0:08:36that just get together for a big, slimy, slithery party.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39It's got the moves!
0:08:39 > 0:08:43That's epic! Where can I get one of them?
0:08:43 > 0:08:44From the future.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Need to collect tokens off the back of cereal packets.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Right, so let me get this straight.
0:08:51 > 0:08:56You're from the future, and you've come back to freak me out. Why?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Because you're Stanley Brown,
0:09:00 > 0:09:02the first genius in a long line of genii.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Geniuses, geniisis?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I'll show you the family album.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09There's you, Stanley Brown,
0:09:09 > 0:09:14then Juniper Brown, your daughter, the nano tech genius.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Denzil Brown, invented the killer robots.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Arthur Brown, invented a laser to destroy the killer robots.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23June Brown, indestructible pizza.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Bethany Brown. She made teleporting toilets.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Oscar Brown, my dad, who invented time travel,
0:09:28 > 0:09:31and me.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34So what have you invented?
0:09:34 > 0:09:39Oh, this and that, projects in development, fingers in pies.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41You haven't made anything, have you?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Not yet. But that's why I need you to feed off your genius. Please.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49I'll let you use Olivia. She knows everything,
0:09:49 > 0:09:52and I'll just follow you and ask questions. You won't know I'm here.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56I don't want to be stalked by a superfan from the future.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00I'm not a genius anyway, I'm just... ordinary.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01No way!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Think of all the great stuff you've done.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06There's amazing shots of you in here, look.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I'm Stanley Brown, the great genius!
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Woo-hoo!
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Oh!
0:10:13 > 0:10:14Oh, it stinks!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16PPPRRT!
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Nobody move!
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Ah!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Keep away from my sweat gland!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24What did you do that for?
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Ugh!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27BURP!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Sick! Aaah!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Classic.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Aaah!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- Aaah!- Aaah!
0:10:41 > 0:10:42- Grrr!- Aaah!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Amazing!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Aaah!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Ah!
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Hey, it's me.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Hnnnnng!
0:10:55 > 0:10:56- Ah!- Aaah!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Get off!
0:10:58 > 0:10:59Go science!
0:10:59 > 0:11:00PPPRRRT!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Stanley, and Jess.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Yeah, it was brilliant when you did all of that, wasn't it?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10But I've never done any of that.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I don't even know who that girl is.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14But you will in the future.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Actually, I probably shouldn't have shown you that.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Messing with time can destroy the universe.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Hi, Stanley.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Mike!
0:11:23 > 0:11:27This is Mike, my mate. Show him that thing.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Who are you talking to?
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Him.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Hello Mr... Box.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Not the box, him.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39That bloke.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41The one there.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45The one I'm poking.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48He can't see me, I'm invisible. So's Olivia.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49He's invisible.
0:11:49 > 0:11:55Cool. Messing with my mind, yeah? Sort of psychological warfare?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Not really.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Like it. Keeps me on my toes.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02How can you be invisible?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Future, cool stuff?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Olivia generates a cloak of invisibility around me.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Only you can see or hear me.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12That's not the end of the coolness. Watch this.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Don't tell me, he's shrunk.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23You'll never break my mind.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Did you know there's an intruder in your shed?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32A-ha!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35A 21st century bathroom, fascinating.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Thank you, Olivia,
0:12:36 > 0:12:40but I think I can find my way around without your help.
0:12:41 > 0:12:4521st century humans wee and poo into this bath,
0:12:45 > 0:12:47which simply teleports their mess away and dumps it on Belgium,
0:12:47 > 0:12:49much as we do in the future.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53And this toilet is where they wash their hair. Observe.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58I'm telling you, Daisy, this place is haunted.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01There's a ghost in the shed that, like, hates boxes.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06Oh!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10There, definite movement.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13That's a shed invasion, no doubt about it.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16So, what's the plan? Storm the building?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I don't know, I've got quite a lot on my plate as it is.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20With the invisible man?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23That, and thinking of a way of stopping Steph getting this room.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Tricky. If only there was a way to combine the two.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29There's a ghost! it was flushing the toilet!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31At least it's hygienic.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Achoo! It's not funny!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Weird stuff's going on, bad energies gave me this cold,
0:13:36 > 0:13:39and there's a strange presence in the shed.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Told you.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42OK, here's the plan.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Mike, go and do a recon in the shed, yeah?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Good thinking, General.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Now, Steph, I've got bad news, don't be scared.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52This room is haunted.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I'm not going to fall for that. I'm the spiritual one.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29If anything, the ghosts are in the other room.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- How do you work that out? - I'm very sensitive to vibrations
0:14:31 > 0:14:33in the spirit world.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35So I'm going to have this totally non-haunted room,
0:14:35 > 0:14:38and it's going to be amazing.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Well, you're right, it will be amazing.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49Aaah!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52I'm going to make sure you annoy mum today,
0:14:52 > 0:14:54and when you do, this room is mine.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Achoo!
0:15:02 > 0:15:06She's the only person in the world who can catch a cold off the undead.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Might not be a cold.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10I've got an idea, come on.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Just as I thought.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Riddled with poo.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Poo?
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Yeah, dust mite poo.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25It floats up your nose and makes you sneeze, if you're allergic.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26What are dust mites?
0:15:26 > 0:15:31Oh, wow. They're like these hideous, scuttling creatures, yeah.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35There are loads of them in the carpet, in the bed. Look!
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Hey!
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Thousands of them!
0:15:42 > 0:15:43I can't see anything.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Yes, well, that's cos they're really tiny
0:15:46 > 0:15:49and I'm really scared of them, so I don't want to zoom in too much.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Zoom in more.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Argh!
0:15:54 > 0:15:57I still can't see anything.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Oh, yes, you're right.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Zoom in even more.
0:16:02 > 0:16:03Aaah!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Even more.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10Like I say, they are really extremely tiny.
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Argh!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Oh, they're quite cute, actually, aren't they?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Look at them there, eating all your skin.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Humans shed around a kilogram of skin every year,
0:16:21 > 0:16:23that's like the same weight of a bag of sugar,
0:16:23 > 0:16:27and these guys can even drink water out of the air. Brilliant.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32'Coming from all over the mattress,
0:16:32 > 0:16:34'two million dust mites are battling it out
0:16:34 > 0:16:36'to win the master cook crown.'
0:16:36 > 0:16:40These dust mites have got to prove that they can eat
0:16:40 > 0:16:43flakes of dead skin and poo them back out.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47Digesting human skin doesn't come much tougher than this.
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Stacey, what are you going to be eating today?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53It's human skin, John. I'm going to break it down in me gut
0:16:53 > 0:16:56and then excrete it all over a pillow.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Delicious! But skin can be a little dry.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01How are you going to moisten it up?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Well, since I can't drink liquid,
0:17:03 > 0:17:05I plan to collect moisture from the air
0:17:05 > 0:17:09by dribbling a salt solution from under my armpits.
0:17:09 > 0:17:15But how would you cope if there wasn't enough moisture in the air?
0:17:15 > 0:17:20Let's see how you manage if we suck some of that water out of the air.
0:17:23 > 0:17:28'With less water in the air, Stacy is struggling to stay alive.'
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Urgh!
0:17:30 > 0:17:35I can't believe I've died, I really let myself down.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40OK, the dust mites in here are making Steph sneeze,
0:17:40 > 0:17:43so if we move the dust mites into the big room...
0:17:43 > 0:17:48Steph will think it's haunted by nose ghosts too. Brilliant!
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Gotcha!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03What are you doing in my shed?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05This isn't yours. It's Stanley's.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06How do you work that out?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Well, it's in his garden.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09Are you Stanley's?
0:18:09 > 0:18:10What?
0:18:10 > 0:18:11You're in his garden.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Just because some things are in some people's gardens
0:18:14 > 0:18:17doesn't mean they belong to them, does it?
0:18:17 > 0:18:18I don't know.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20- Doesn't it?- No!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23How loud can you say "ah"?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Ah?
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Aaaah! Oh!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Pretty loud.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44You're moving in?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- What?- Can I have a look at that dust?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Sure.- Brilliant, I knew you'd see sense.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- Sorry, what? - Here, look at this.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53I just said thanks for giving me the big room.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55I'll help you move your stuff.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Hang on.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Did she just say...?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Steph! I'm not moving in here! I...
0:19:05 > 0:19:08I didn't mean...
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Achoo!
0:19:10 > 0:19:11I knew it was a dust allergy!
0:19:11 > 0:19:14You are so going to...
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Don't tell mum. She won't let me have the room.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24That's exactly why I'm going to... Achoo!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28So, the intruder is this really scary girl,
0:19:28 > 0:19:30but I've sorted everything out.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Just do whatever she says and you'll be fine.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Achoo!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Ugh!
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Achoo! Achoo!
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Is everything all right up there?
0:19:44 > 0:19:45What's going on?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Achoo!
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- Cover for me. - Yes, sir!
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Achoo!
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Oh, Mike. Is everything OK? - Yeah, we're just hanging out.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Oh, OK. Well, I've got to run to the shops
0:19:59 > 0:20:03because I've got to get some milk before the neighbours arrive.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Because our one had, um, fungus growing on it.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Oh, tell Stanley to...
0:20:09 > 0:20:10What's that on your shoulder?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13It's, um, hair gel.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Oh.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21OK, won't be long.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Oh, tell Stanley not to make any mess.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27No mess. Gotcha.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Achoo!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Achoo!
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Oh, where's all this coming from?
0:20:42 > 0:20:44I don't know, I never knew people could make so much snot.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Of course they can.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47People are totally brilliant at making snot,
0:20:47 > 0:20:49especially if they're allergic.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52It's one of our best features. Here, look at this.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Did you know, on an average day you
0:20:56 > 0:20:58can produce about one litre of snot,
0:20:58 > 0:21:00or nasal mucus, if you're being posh.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Most of it just dribbles down the back of your throat
0:21:02 > 0:21:05without you even noticing.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08So literally everyone is eating snot all the time.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09Yummy!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Think that's a lot? When you've got a cold or allergy,
0:21:12 > 0:21:16you can produce up to three litres of the stuff.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Three litres of snot?
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Wow, make sure you don't get that all over the house, Steph.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Steph?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25DOORBELL RINGS
0:21:25 > 0:21:26What now?
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Uh-oh.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Hang on, mum.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Move!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Oh, hello, sweetie. This is Tony and Julie, our neighbours.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- Door's on the catch?- Mum, Stanley threw a load of dust at me and...
0:21:51 > 0:21:52Achoo!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Just a minute. Keep them busy.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58You can't hide me, Stanley.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59I'm getting that room!
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Hello.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03One second.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Hi.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Not here. There's an evil presence.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17I'm not evil, I'm surly and intimidating.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19You forgot badly dressed.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21And you forgot to shave.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25She is evil.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- Ya! - BURP!
0:22:28 > 0:22:30It's you!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Listen, we're going to become friends, yeah?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Can you do me a favour and look after Steph?
0:22:34 > 0:22:39Go on, then. We'll read magazines and talk about boys.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Thanks, that's so nice.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43No, it's sarcasm.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46I need this place to keep away from idiots.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48- Can't we join you? - I said to keep away from idiots.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54Look, if you can get me out of here in the next 30 seconds,
0:22:54 > 0:22:56you get the shed.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57But I warn you,
0:22:57 > 0:23:02I have black belts in jiu-jitsu, krav maga, and backchat.
0:23:02 > 0:23:03I've got something better.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Ugh! Get off! Get off me!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Get off!
0:23:09 > 0:23:13All right, all right, I surrender. Don't infect me.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17All right, fine, we share the shed.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Share it? I won.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Don't push it.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23All right, but you have to help me keep Steph out of the house, yeah?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Deal. But we might have a slight problem with that.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28- Why?- Because she's just gone back into your house.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36So, this is the hall. It's got some wallpaper.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Over there...
0:23:38 > 0:23:41No, I know, because it's my house, so please could we get past?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Oh, yes, that's quite a good idea,
0:23:43 > 0:23:45although have you heard me sing my little song?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47The one that goes like this?
0:23:47 > 0:23:50# My name is Mike And my friend's name is Stanley
0:23:50 > 0:23:54# And he has an imaginary friend Which is really weird. #
0:23:54 > 0:23:55I'm so sorry, he's 12.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Mike, what's going on? Has Stanley made a mess?
0:23:57 > 0:24:00Mess? There's no mess.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Mum, Stanley threw dust at me and, oh...!
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Steph just said that Stanley threw something.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Yes, well, um, he did, we all did, we threw a, a party.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Yes, with the house warming, yeah. A party, yeah, party.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Congratulations! You're the Browns' new neighbours. Lovely to meet you.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Yes, please do.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20No, no, no, don't go in there.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Stanley!
0:24:21 > 0:24:22Come in.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25Down, quick!
0:24:26 > 0:24:30Mum, Stanley threw dust at me and made me snot everywhere.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32I was moving dust mite poo.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Oh, they're just playing a make-believe game,
0:24:34 > 0:24:37very creative children.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Achoo!
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Maybe you could come back later?
0:24:42 > 0:24:47Sorry, thank you, um, bye. Nice to meet you.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Stanley Brown, that is it.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Move all your stuff out of the big room, now!
0:24:54 > 0:24:55But...
0:24:55 > 0:25:01Oh, what a shame, she just couldn't survive in this dry air.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03You're right there, mate.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05And neither can we, Greg.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Why are you sneezing? - Because the house is haunted
0:25:13 > 0:25:15and bad energies have got up my nose.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17No, you're allergic to dust mites.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22Mum, why are you cleaning and wiping up ever since we moved in?
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Well, because there's dust everywhere
0:25:24 > 0:25:26and it's just really steamy in here.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Mike, what do dust mites need to survive on
0:25:29 > 0:25:31apart from dusty bits of old skin?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35They need moisture from the air. The wetter the air,
0:25:35 > 0:25:36the more they like it.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- Steph. I can cure your sneezing. - Yes!
0:25:39 > 0:25:41If I can keep the room.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44No way.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Achoo!
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Oh, all right, anything. Just please stop my snot!
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Right, we need to open the windows to dry out the air.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53OK.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57And who put those wet towels on the radiators?
0:26:02 > 0:26:04How's that, better?
0:26:04 > 0:26:06You haven't sneezed for hours.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Looks like Stanley's cured your allergy after all.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12It's nice of him to stick up your posters.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Suppose.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19Hm. It's a lovely room. There's a wardrobe, and...
0:26:21 > 0:26:24You'll get used to it. At least it's not haunted.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25I guess not.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Ah, there it is.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02More steam?
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Wow! Love the new HQ.
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Yeah, I guess I could learn to stand this.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22And Steph must be pleased.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25I mean, you won't need to do any experiments in the house
0:27:25 > 0:27:26now you've got the shed.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27I wouldn't say that.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30I used an experimental substance to stick her posters up.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Stanley! You're revolting!
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