0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to the Revolting World of Stanley Brown.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Go science!
0:00:07 > 0:00:11- Atchoo.- Sick.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Stanley is going to be the world's greatest scientist.
0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Whoa!- It's just that HE doesn't know that yet.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20This is his next door neighbour, Jess,
0:00:20 > 0:00:22and his best friend, Mike.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Oh! And here's Archie.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29I'm your great, great, great, great, great...grandson, from the future.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32- I'm invisible. - And I'm invisible too.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35I'm Olivia, Archie's incredible robot assistant.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37We've come back in time
0:00:37 > 0:00:41to make sure that Stanley keeps up his revolting experiments
0:00:41 > 0:00:45and becomes the greatest scientist ever known.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Wow, it's like magic or something.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Magic! If he thinks a mixture of alkaline, water,
0:00:56 > 0:01:00food colouring and vegetable oil is magic, wait till I drop him
0:01:00 > 0:01:03through a portal into dinosaur times. Olivia, do the honours!
0:01:03 > 0:01:07No! No. It isn't magic.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10It's just that oil's lighter than water, so it floats, yeah?
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Right, yes, everyone knows that.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16And when you put the alkaline in it, it gets heavier and sinks.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18When it dissolves, it gets lighter and floats up again.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Making a magic volcano. Why are you making this?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Well, you remember GeekBoy2000?
0:01:25 > 0:01:29I will destroy you!
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- Yeah.- He kind of challenged me.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37We've got until this clock hits zero to come up with the best invention.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Only 98 minutes left. If I win, GeekBoy gives me 25 quid
0:01:41 > 0:01:46and his most prized possession - the world's biggest human bogie.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54So, you understand why I have to win.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Wow, yeah! Let's get to work.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04MUSIC BLARING
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Mum? MUM!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19MUM! SWITCHES MUSIC OFF
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Steph! Oh, hi, Daisy.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Hi, Mrs B.- Could you turn that back on, flower?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I'm doing groovy dancing to that.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29OK, two things. You must NEVER say "groovy dancing" again,
0:02:29 > 0:02:32and you can't be in the house right now. I need you OUT.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Of course, darling. After all I don't pay the mortgage or anything.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37You want to be careful with that, Mrs B.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40My dad didn't pay the mortgage for a bit and we had to move.
0:02:40 > 0:02:45Shut up, Daisy. There's a new girl in Daniel's garden.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Oh! Well, maybe Daniel's got a new girlfriend.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Exactly! She seems nice.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Her name's Tina, and she's asked if she can come over today.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Well, that's lovely. You can have a girly chat?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Nah. We're going to find out her weakness so Steph can destroy her.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59What? That's what you said!
0:02:59 > 0:03:04Before you were like, "Daniel's MINE!" Remember?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06OK. Well, that's very disturbing,
0:03:06 > 0:03:09but I don't see why I should leave my own house.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11I can't drive a wedge between her and Daniel
0:03:11 > 0:03:15if some old dweeb is clattering round, listening to rubbish music.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19I do not listen to rubbish music. And don't call me a dweeb!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Oh, please. You're so uncool. It's embarrassing.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Come on. I wear Crocs!
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Last week, you asked me if Nicki Minaj was a disease.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Isn't it?- Life is not all about trying to be cool.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36Yeah, yeah. Come on, move it. We've got work to do.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42I'm going to teach you a lesson, young lady.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Yeah. Imagine all the experiments you'll be able to do on that.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50What does he get off you if he wins,
0:03:50 > 0:03:54must be pretty good if it's worth 25 quid and a bogie.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Well, maybe I said he'd get a fossil my Aunt Amy sent me.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Your fossilised dinosaur poo! - What! You love this ancient dung.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Yeah, but he's not going to win, is he? I am.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Be good if I had some help though, just in case.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Can't, I've got falling out of a tree practice.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Sorry?- What?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14It's an important skill for a soldier. You keep falling out a tree
0:04:14 > 0:04:17until you stop hurting yourself. I'm nearly there.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20OK, don't come running to me when you want to stroke a giant bogie.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Sorry, Sarge.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- What about Jess? - Already asked her, karate practice.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Laters!
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Guess I'm going to have to win that giant snot rock myself.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Yeah. Oh, oh.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Not just yourself, to help with a... Yeah.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43DOOR BELL
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Coming, Tina.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49I am so much hotter than her.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Yes, Steph.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Steph-alicious!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Tina-saurus!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I can just tell we're going to be SUCH good friends.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Just a minute, Tina.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Stupid Daniel and his stupid new girlfriend and her stupid drink.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15I told you it was stupid.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Steph? Do we actually know she's Daniel's girlfriend?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Oh, come on, is Stanley a geek!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Well, yes, but what's that got to do with Tina?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Tina. What a stupid name.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29What's her surname - Baked-Beans?
0:05:29 > 0:05:33You can tell if they're an item. What drink did she ask for?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35- Orange juice? - And what's Daniel's favourite drink?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Hot chocolate with marshmallows. - See! They're not together.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42You have the same drink as the person you fancy. It's the rules.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Trust me, orange juice and hot chocolate
0:05:44 > 0:05:47and marshmallows does not mix.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Maybe she's just independent and that's why Daniel likes her?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53No. All couples drink the same things.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57It's foolproof or, as my daddy says, "Daisyproof."
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- What's your dad's favourite drink? - Coffee, one sugar.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- And your mum's? - Pomegranate juice. Why?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Wait!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Tina Baked-Beans! I get it now!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Look, I know I said I was too busy to help and everything.
0:06:14 > 0:06:18But there's been a bit of a disaster on the karate practice front.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Haiiiii ja!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Yes.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Oops! So, I need the cash.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I thought I could help you
0:06:32 > 0:06:34and then you could share your winnings with me.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Just the money! Mum wants a new table, not a gigantic bogie.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Of course she's Daniel's girlfriend. She was in Daniel's garden.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45You've been in his garden. And you're not his girlfriend.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Soz.- Well, why else would she be in Daniel's garden?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51It looked like she was trying to see into Stanley's shed.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- I don't know what there is to see about her.- The shed's a her?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56No!
0:06:56 > 0:06:57What there is to see in Tina.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00If I were with Daniel, I wouldn't waste time
0:07:00 > 0:07:03trying to see in Stanley's shed, I'd just...
0:07:03 > 0:07:06stare...
0:07:06 > 0:07:07at the future.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Yeah, just stare.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Do you need help with the drinks?
0:07:22 > 0:07:27- Why?- To make sure you don't put Tabasco sauce in her glass.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Oh, please.- No.- Why?- No.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- But it's such a good idea!- No.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35- Daisy, just a little bit.- No.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- A tiny...- No. The door.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40Hiya, Tina.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Emergency!
0:07:43 > 0:07:47I ripped my T-shirt during falling out of a tree practice.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51If my mum finds out, she'll kill me.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55I have to buy a new one. So, I want to help you win that competition.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Hey, I was here first!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Have you met my mum?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02OK. You can both help. I get the bogie. You can split the money.
0:08:02 > 0:08:0650/50! 40/60.
0:08:07 > 0:08:0920/80!
0:08:09 > 0:08:1199/1?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Come on, no time to lose.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17We've got to get this volcano firing even higher.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26So, Tina. Lovely to meet you just then in Daniel's garden.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Yes, lovely.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Lovely. Hmm.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35So, do you spend a lot of time hanging out there - in gardens?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Not really. Do you spend a lot of time staring into them?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41I wasn't staring into Daniel's garden.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Nope. We were staring into Daniel's room. With binoculars.
0:08:45 > 0:08:51Oh, Daisy, you're so funny. Binoculars!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54I don't know what you could have been looking at.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Well...- Tina.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Tina, Tina, Tina.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02So, you're going out with Daniel then? Because if you are,
0:09:02 > 0:09:05there's some off-putting things I should tell you,
0:09:05 > 0:09:07once I've thought of them.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11This is such a lovely chat. Do you think you could get me more juice?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Yes. Maybe I could.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Daisy, with me?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30I'm inside, target acquired.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Proceeding with stage 2.
0:09:50 > 0:09:56OK. One more go. And this time, no more distractions, Mike.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Dyed salty oil tastes more disgusting than it looks.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Er, excuse me?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Not now, Steph. I'm...
0:10:17 > 0:10:19..busy.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Stanley?
0:10:25 > 0:10:29- You're not Steph.- No, I'm Tina. I was looking for the bathroom.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Sorry. Are you Stanley Brown?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Yeah. Yeah, I am, but how...?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37You're the kid that did that internet clip, yeah?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- About a toothbrush made out of old men's...- Nose hairs.- Nose hairs.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I wanted to test how bristly they are.
0:10:42 > 0:10:47I know. I've always wanted to know that as well. I'm such a fan.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Awrblllfggg rbbmmgff nrrshblng...
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Pardon?- Sorry. I forgot how to speak for a moment.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Stanley, the volcano?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02What? Oh, that. Excuse me for a moment.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07I didn't mean be sick in it!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Just need to freshen up.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Don't drink this. It's worse than it looks.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Stanley! You're experimenting with the gag reflex. Brilliant!
0:11:27 > 0:11:30I love gagging. It's when your body automatically tries to expel
0:11:30 > 0:11:34anything that might be stuck in your throat. Oh! Er! Oh, cheeky!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37It's like being sick but without the mess.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- But I have been sick.- Even better! - No, there's something wrong with me!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I was doing my volcano and a girl came in.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48My stomach went sloshy, my skin went shivery, my hands went sweaty.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52- And I puked in my volcano. - Interesting.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Did you eat something funny?- No!
0:11:56 > 0:11:59It all started the moment I met Tina.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04It was like I'd been poisoned!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07That's it! There's no other explanation.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- You're in love.- She poisoned me!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Ah, spring is in the air,
0:12:14 > 0:12:17and Mr Bunny Rabbit's thoughts turn to finding a wife.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21When Mr Bunny Rabbit sees Mrs Bunny rabbit across the field,
0:12:21 > 0:12:23his heart begins to beat faster.
0:12:23 > 0:12:28He gets goosebumps, he experiences butterflies in his stomach,
0:12:28 > 0:12:31and he feels sweaty under his bunny armpits.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35His body starts producing some powerful chemicals,
0:12:35 > 0:12:38including one called adrenaline.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Oh, no! He stinks!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Stanley's in love.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47No, I'm not! Shut up!
0:12:47 > 0:12:51I'm jumping in the bath. Hello, my name's Stanley. I'm in love.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56- Adrenaline. That's why you feel sick!- Of course! What's adrenaline?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Oh, wow! It's fantastic.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01It's like this really amazing chemical your body makes
0:13:01 > 0:13:04when you're under stress, or scared.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09- But I'm not scared. - Or very excited, or in love.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13I'm NOT in love!
0:13:15 > 0:13:17What iz ziz?
0:13:17 > 0:13:22My human host has met someone they fancy the pants off?
0:13:22 > 0:13:28Zen it is my job to tell the body to feel excited.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31I must make his heart race faster.
0:13:31 > 0:13:37I do that by forcing all ze blood to his heart and lungs, like this.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43A side effect of taking ze blood away from parts of ze body
0:13:43 > 0:13:47like ze stomach, is my human master will feel,
0:13:47 > 0:13:51how you say, icky in his tummy?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54And now he is full of energy,
0:13:54 > 0:13:56his face will go red with blushing,
0:13:56 > 0:13:59and I will fill his brain with dopamine,
0:13:59 > 0:14:03a tranquiliser that will make you feel happy and dopey!
0:14:03 > 0:14:07That's love! Aha!
0:14:09 > 0:14:12So, basically, when you fall in l...
0:14:12 > 0:14:15in l...
0:14:15 > 0:14:17When you like someone a lot,
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- you start to feel sick and act like a div?- Yeah, that's right!
0:14:20 > 0:14:24But that's stupid! Why doesn't anyone tell you that?!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Why don't valentine cards have pictures of doves puking on them?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34This is a disaster. And I've puked in my volcano.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35What am I going to do?
0:14:35 > 0:14:39You could use that pent-up energy to clean the barf out of your volcano.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44That's it! I'm not going to spare one moment's thought on her.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- I will- not- be conquered by love!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48No, you're great.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49No, you're great.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- No, you're great. - No, you're great.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54'Scuse me.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56No way!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Just cleaned that!
0:14:59 > 0:15:02What's that for, anyway?
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Just a little something to be sick into. Forget about it. I have.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15I'm just saying I know she's over there, Daniel.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Because she's certainly not here any more.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20What do you mean, "Who?"
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Tina. Who, I ought to tell you,
0:15:23 > 0:15:25has actually got a really bad sweating problem.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28And fat hands. And false teeth.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Steph, look!
0:15:32 > 0:15:37Aaargh!
0:15:37 > 0:15:41You like? I just thought you might want to hang out
0:15:41 > 0:15:44and maybe watch a really cool vampire film, like Twiglet?
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Twilight! Take that off. Take that off now!
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- I'm just trying to be cool. - That- is not cool.- This- is cool.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Don't you know anything?!
0:15:54 > 0:15:58- So are you saying I should try and dress more like you?- What? No!
0:15:58 > 0:16:03Thanks for the tip, dude. Laterz!
0:16:05 > 0:16:07I'm going to hang up now.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16I call this emergency meeting to order. Roll call. Mike?
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Present. Oh, right. Jess?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Present.- I'll do me. Archie Albert...
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- What about Stanley?- The meeting's about Stanley.- Oh, right.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28..Hubble Copernicus Brown? Present!
0:16:28 > 0:16:31So, Stanley's abandoned his volcano
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- and his friends to go play kissy-kissy...- And pukey-pukey.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39..with Tina. Of course, the most important thing here is
0:16:39 > 0:16:43our friend's happiness and I think what will make him happiest of all
0:16:43 > 0:16:47is when we win and replace your T-shirt and my mum's coffee table.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50You're right! She's getting in the way of our friendship.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53And prize money. There's only one thing for it.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55I'm going to talk to her.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Tell her to give him some space.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- Yes! Good idea!- I don't know if that's a very good idea, Mike.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Come on. What could possibly go wrong?
0:17:03 > 0:17:07She's just a girl. It's not like she's an enemy agent or something.
0:17:08 > 0:17:13Phase two complete. I repeat, phase two complete.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Freeze!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- You've been caught red-handed. - Doing what?
0:17:17 > 0:17:21Making moves on Stanley Brown. I don't blame you.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24He's a special guy. A leader.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28A shining beacon of light in this cruel, imperfect world.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32But you can't capture that flame, Tina. He will burn you.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34You're half right, Mike. I am in love.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36But not with Stanley.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- She did- what- do to you?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56What didn't she do?
0:17:56 > 0:18:01She tore my heart out. Made me whole.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Wiped my sick off her lovely shoes.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09- What about the volcano?- What volcano?
0:18:09 > 0:18:11That's it!
0:18:11 > 0:18:14She's up to something and I'm going to find out what it is.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18I think someone's a little bit jealous.
0:18:18 > 0:18:23Why...would I...be jealous?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26You've never made me or Stanley sick.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29That can be arranged.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Time to solve this mystery.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Still not made me sick.
0:18:39 > 0:18:45Tied me up, but not made me sick. Definitely jealous.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- What's that?- It's a coprolite.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49What's a coprolite?
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Well, you probably wouldn't be interested.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Yes, I would. Try me.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59It's a fossilised dinosaur poo.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02That is so disgusting.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I love it!
0:19:04 > 0:19:08I didn't realise you could get fossilised dinosaur poo.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Yeah. It's actually pretty useful
0:19:10 > 0:19:13cos scientists can tell what dinosaurs ate and stuff.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15This one's really special because it's quite big
0:19:15 > 0:19:18and it's got bits of bones in it so that probably comes from
0:19:18 > 0:19:20a T Rex or something.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24That's the most amazing poo anyone's ever shown me.
0:19:29 > 0:19:34Hey, Stan! Cutting it a bit fine to finish your volcano, aren't you?
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Stanley? Hey!
0:19:41 > 0:19:45He can't see me! It's because he's fallen in love.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48He's growing up and can no longer see his invisible friend.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50ARCHIE COUGHS
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I'm fading!
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- I'm fading... - OLIVIA BEEPS
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Oh, yeah, that's Puff the Magic Dragon.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- Oi, Stanley!- Ow!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Sorry, it's...
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- The legendary...- Nothing.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Oh, well... Maybe take a bit more time next time you want to kiss me?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Just give me one second.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21What are you doing?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23The volcano. The...
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Archie, just leave it.
0:20:24 > 0:20:28But you have to beat GeekBoy. That dinosaur poo's important.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- It's in the history books. - Just go! All right?
0:20:31 > 0:20:36No time to waste... Stanley...
0:20:41 > 0:20:43CAMERA CLICKS
0:20:43 > 0:20:46DIGITAL COUNTDOWN BEEPS
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Come on, Daniel, where is she?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54I know you've got her hiding in there somewhere.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- Steph?- Not now, Daisy.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Well, Steph...
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Hiya, Steph-erina.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- Mum!- Oh.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Do you want to hang out? Let's crump.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- What are you doing? - I'm being cool.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Well, stop it, it's embarrassing! Stop looking at her, Daisy.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Is it more embarrassing than me being an old dweeb?
0:21:17 > 0:21:21OK, right, fine, you win. Life's not all about trying to be cool.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Please go back to listening to rubbish music!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I do not listen to rubbish music.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Excuse me, ladies. Coming through.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Cool.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Oh, like Mike knows.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Mike knows.
0:21:39 > 0:21:4215 minutes and he's still nowhere near ready!
0:21:42 > 0:21:44If he loses the fossilised dung,
0:21:44 > 0:21:46he'll never discover what dinosaurs eat.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Then he won't know what to feed that cloned T Rex
0:21:49 > 0:21:52to stop it rampaging around Nantwich in 2054.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54ARCHIE ROARS
0:21:54 > 0:21:57We need to break them up, but how?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59I mean, look at them.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01And that is a pickled toe.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Wow! Did your auntie send you that as well?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06No. That was Uncle Jim's.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08You're so amazing.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12How do you make someone fall out of love?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Think, Archie, think.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Well, this is a very dangerous bedroom.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Right, that's it!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Stanley, I know we're mates, but I'm afraid Tina and I
0:22:36 > 0:22:40have a special connection, and now my tummy feels weird.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42That's the adrenaline.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45I don't know what it is but I feel very, very strongly about it!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47And I'm challenging you to a duel!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- A what?- Right, yeah. Let's go!
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Mike? This is the adrenaline talking.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Ees true!
0:22:55 > 0:22:59I, Monsieur Adrenaline, am made by the body
0:22:59 > 0:23:02in fight or flight situations,
0:23:02 > 0:23:06sending your body into overdrive and making
0:23:06 > 0:23:12your heart beat faster so it can pump extra blood to your muscles.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16You think it strange zat the chemical your body makes
0:23:16 > 0:23:20when you are in love is ze same one it makes to fight someone
0:23:20 > 0:23:24or run away from a big hairy monster?
0:23:24 > 0:23:29Of course eet is strange! Eet almost makes no sense at all.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32But zat is love!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Dear Daniel, I know that you pretended
0:23:35 > 0:23:39that you didn't know who Tina was, and you asked me
0:23:39 > 0:23:43to stop ringing you telling you horrible things about her,
0:23:43 > 0:23:48so I hope you enjoy this text full of horrible things about her.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50I don't want to fight you, Mike.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Then admit it, Tina is mine!
0:23:53 > 0:23:56What?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Stanley!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Stanley, the countdown!
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Who cares about some stupid competition?
0:24:05 > 0:24:09- Come and show me more pickled digits.- Competition? But...
0:24:09 > 0:24:12You! How did you get up here? Why aren't you ensnaring Daniel?
0:24:12 > 0:24:16I'm not going out with Daniel, Steph. I'm Stanley's girlfriend.
0:24:18 > 0:24:19No!
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Tina! How could you?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24I'm sorry, Mike, that's just the way it is.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Me and Stanley don't care about anybody or anything but each other.
0:24:27 > 0:24:32What's up with my volcano? The oil's mixing with the water.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35I think I can explain that.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Look what I found in her bag, washing-up liquid.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Oh, Stanley, it's just a silly volcano.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Who cares about winning some stupid bogie anyway?
0:24:42 > 0:24:45I've never told you about the competition or the prize!
0:24:45 > 0:24:47OK, so maybe my washing-up liquid
0:24:47 > 0:24:50might have ruined your volcano a little.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52But why?
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Simple. Oil and water don't mix.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Soap molecules have one end that loves water
0:24:56 > 0:24:59and one end that hates it. The water-hating end goes into the oil,
0:24:59 > 0:25:03while the water loving end stays in the water, breaking up the oil
0:25:03 > 0:25:06so it mixes in with the water and can be washed away.
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Who are you?
0:25:07 > 0:25:09I think I can answer that, as well.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15ALL: GeekBoy2000!
0:25:15 > 0:25:18GeekGirl! GeekBoy's sister.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21And you'll never win the competition now, Stanley Brown.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Hiaya!
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Yes!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26What shall I do with her, Stanley?
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Do what you like, you've got less than ten minutes.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31The dinosaur poo will be ours!
0:25:31 > 0:25:34She's right. Unless... To the shed!
0:25:34 > 0:25:36ALL: Yes!
0:25:36 > 0:25:38DIGITAL COUNTDOWN BEEPS
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Why can't you all be normal?
0:25:42 > 0:25:44DIGITAL COUNTDOWN BEEPS
0:25:44 > 0:25:46SIREN SOUNDS
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Time's up, Stanley Brown. I just hope you've got your invention.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Yeah, well, my volcano got ruined. But luckily I've got this, instead.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Egletina! You got caught?
0:25:58 > 0:26:02Tell you what. You give me the bogie ball, I give you back your sister.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03That's cheating!
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Sending Chunder Chick round here was totally within the rules(!)
0:26:06 > 0:26:10You know what? Keep her. I never liked her much anyway.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13You take that back, Gabriel Smith!
0:26:13 > 0:26:17You'll give him that bogie ball or I'll...or I'll smash this!
0:26:17 > 0:26:19But it's brand new!
0:26:19 > 0:26:22It's got a five mile range, multi-user compatibility
0:26:22 > 0:26:24and channel selection!
0:26:26 > 0:26:28No!
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Well, that's one bogie for me and money for both of you.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34She really knew GeekBoy's weaknesses, huh?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Stanley, I just wanted to say,
0:26:37 > 0:26:40I'm sorry about the whole duel thing.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43The adrenaline made me a bit wacky.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46Don't worry, Mike. From now on, it's mates before dates.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Actually, I've met someone else.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53- No! Who? - Steph's friend, the pretty one.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55- She's been hanging around all day. - Drink, anyone?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Hey there, pretty lady,
0:27:04 > 0:27:09why don't you and me drink one with two straws?
0:27:09 > 0:27:12No. No.
0:27:12 > 0:27:17No, no, no, no, no!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19No!
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Dude, that's my mum.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27What?
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