0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to the Revolting World of Stanley Brown.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Go, science!
0:00:07 > 0:00:11- Achoo!- Sic.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Stanley is going to be the world's greatest scientist.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18- Whoa!- It's just that HE doesn't know that yet.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22This is his next door neighbour, Jess. And his best friend Mike.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Oh, and here's Archie.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28I'm your great-great-great- great-great-great grandson.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30From the future. I'm invisible.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32And I'm invisible, too.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35I'm Olivia - Archie's incredible robot assistant.
0:00:35 > 0:00:40We've come back in time to make sure that Stanley keeps up his revolting
0:00:40 > 0:00:45experiments and becomes the greatest scientist ever known.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Congratulations! Hoo-hoo!
0:01:09 > 0:01:14Ohh-hoo-hoo hoo, hey-hey!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16How did it go? Did they love it,
0:01:16 > 0:01:18or did they just go totally wild about it?
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- Not exactly.- I bet they made you King Of The School.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24They made me stay back after class!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27My teacher said it was the worst homework she'd ever seen!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Turns out you were wrong.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Belly button fluff isn't the most sought after natural substance.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36This is such a primitive time!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39In the future, we fight wars over who controls the belly button fluff.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Tell your teacher that!- No! She already thinks I'm messing about.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47The only reason I'm not in detention is she wants me to work on my science competition entry.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Oh, I have that right here!
0:01:50 > 0:01:54A few finishing touches and we'll walk it tomorrow!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Which is lucky because I've a strong suspicion
0:01:56 > 0:01:58it plays an important part in your timeline?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Archie - no! Miss Peebles said any more fluff-based work
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- and I'll be in detention for a month!- No problem!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08We just need to think up another brilliant experiment by tomorrow!
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- What's with the... - My ears are still clogged up from our whipped cream experiment.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Yeah, but think what we've achieved!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Finally, we have proof there are no taste buds in the human ear!
0:02:18 > 0:02:24- Maybe we could enter that for your science competition. - No!- What are we going to enter?
0:02:24 > 0:02:25We're not going to enter anything.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32OLIVIA BEEPS
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Oh!
0:02:44 > 0:02:46You have to enter the competition!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Whoever wins gets...
0:02:50 > 0:02:54..two free tickets to the aquarium. You have to go because it's there
0:02:54 > 0:02:59you see the incredibly weird, headache-inducing Indonesian frog fish.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03I know I shouldn't be telling you this but I just can't hold back. Look at that!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05You think nothing more about this strange,
0:03:05 > 0:03:10yet majestic creature, for some 50-odd years, until the much older,
0:03:10 > 0:03:14but no less great, Stanley Brown, is puzzling over a conundrum
0:03:14 > 0:03:16that's been bothering him for months.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19And the frog fish pops into your mind.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21That's how you invent a cure for the cold, change the world
0:03:21 > 0:03:23and have a strange fish named after you.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I'll have a dozen mackerel and three of the Stanley Brown!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30So, we have to enter and win,
0:03:30 > 0:03:32or the future will be full of misery and snot.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I didn't say I wasn't going to enter.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Er, yes, you did. AND I can prove it!
0:03:39 > 0:03:40What are we going to enter?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42We're not going to enter anything.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45You record our conversations!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Er, it's for training purposes.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Yes, well, as I said, WE'RE not going to enter anything, I am!
0:03:54 > 0:03:58We're not going to enter, I am!
0:03:58 > 0:04:03We're not going... I am! You're dumping me! You're kidding.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- You're kidding!- You're not having a party. I'm having a make-up night tonight.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13So, I'm having a make-up night and a clothes night and a music night.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17- It's called a party! - Well, I've put it on the calendar. And I told you anyway!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19I thought you were having it somewhere else.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21That's why I told everyone to come for a party.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Well, I'm not. I'm giving a presentation
0:04:23 > 0:04:28on this new facial feng shui. You know what feng shui is, don't you?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30It's putting things in the best possible place,
0:04:30 > 0:04:34like blusher on cheeks and parties in bedrooms.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Parties need to be multi-rooms!
0:04:37 > 0:04:41I need dance room, a chill out zone, a chat space, a refreshment centre.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Well, you can have a dance corner,
0:04:43 > 0:04:49and a chill out wardrobe, and a chat bed, and a refreshment drawer...
0:04:49 > 0:04:52I've got some of the coolest girls in my year coming round.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55I can't sit them on my bed and give them a plate of biscuits!
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Laura Griffin's coming!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Well, I remember Laura Griffin from primary school
0:04:58 > 0:05:00and she likes jammy dodgers.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02She liked jammy dodgers.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Now she likes parties of more than nine square metres.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- Ah! Is this about her not inviting you to her party last week?- As if!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Like I'd do anything so stupid. Laura Griffin
0:05:12 > 0:05:15and her lopsided face that no-one but me seems to notice.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Is that the face? You're doing the face now?
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Oh, well! I don't know what to suggest.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Unless...
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Unless what?
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Tighter - tighter!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Out of my shed!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Your shed?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49But you can't dump me. You need me!
0:05:49 > 0:05:53No, I don't. In fact, before you showed up, I was never once threatened
0:05:53 > 0:05:56with detention for doing silly homework.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- Well, maybe once. - So, what are you saying?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01I just come in and ruin things for you?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03You could say that!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Sorry. I've ruined this.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12So, who are you going to get to help you then - your mum?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14You know what? Maybe I will.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22What do you think you're doing?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Making the world's largest sling shot for the school science competition.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- What are YOU doing?- Being fabulous. Smelling amazing.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30The usual. Now, get out!
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Daisy!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34So, we'll put the nail bar over here,
0:06:34 > 0:06:36the Cheryl Cole shrine over there.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37This is Stanley's shed!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Correction. This WAS Stanley's shed. Now it's Party HQ.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43It's going to be like paradise but in an outbuilding.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48- But I need this place to work on my slingshot! - Crazy idea. Use your house!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Well, there's no space in my house!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52And I've always wanted to go to the aquarium,
0:06:52 > 0:06:54and the best project wins a free ticket!
0:06:56 > 0:07:01- That was me not caring. Now leave. - You can't make me!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Hey, Mum? I know you don't know much about science but...
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Give us a kiss.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Aunt Amy! I thought you were in the Amazon studying gorillas?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27I was. But then I discovered that there aren't any gorillas
0:07:27 > 0:07:31in the Amazon, so I decided to chart radioactivity in food.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- Is that fun?- It's OK.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Once you've spent three years studying things that aren't there,
0:07:37 > 0:07:40anything that actually is there is quite a step up.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Aha!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Just as I projected.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- Is it radioactive?- No.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52But it will be when I put this peanut butter on it.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56There's radiation in most nuts.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Wow!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Stanley Brown was just an ordinary school boy
0:08:02 > 0:08:07until he was bitten by a radioactive peanut and become Nuts-Man!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09With the power of a million nuts!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Stronger than the mightiest hazelnut!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Quicker than the fastest almond!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16More radioactive than a Brazil nut! Nuts-man!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18He's nuts about fighting crime!
0:08:18 > 0:08:21With nuts! Warning: may contain nuts.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24There's radiation in most foods that are rich in potassium -
0:08:24 > 0:08:28like bananas, or potatoes or kidney beans.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31It's not dangerous though.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34So... Mum not interested in helping with your project?
0:08:34 > 0:08:39Shame. Time to come crawling back to... Who's this?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Aunt Amy, could you help me out?
0:08:41 > 0:08:45I need to come up with a brilliant non-fluff related experiment
0:08:45 > 0:08:47for school, or I'll have to do detention.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Someone sabotaged my homework.
0:08:49 > 0:08:54- Stanley, it would be a pleasure! - Thanks.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58It's great to have someone around who knows about things.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09I can't believe it. After everything I've done to him. For him.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12And now this "Amy" just waltzes in
0:09:12 > 0:09:15with her stupid clothes and "visibility"
0:09:15 > 0:09:19and thinks she can take over as Stanley Brown's weirdo sidekick.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22You're right. I'm not going to take this lying down.
0:09:22 > 0:09:29I'm going to take it standing up, or even crouching!
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- Oh, hi, Daisy! - Hi, Mrs B. Just forgot my bag.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38OK.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42Wow, that's a lot of make-up for someone that looks like YOU, Mrs B!
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Well, it's my job - I sell it and teach people how to use it.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Actually, you could really help me out. Have you got a couple of minutes?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53I would ask my sister, Amy, but I can't find her.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56For you, Mrs B? No. Steph said, "Straight back."
0:09:56 > 0:09:59And I don't think she was talking about the way I walk.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Well, she might be talking about the way I walk?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04This won't take long...
0:10:04 > 0:10:07I just want to try out my new facial feng shui technique on you.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Well, Lauran Griffin's coming round and...
0:10:09 > 0:10:12SIT!
0:10:12 > 0:10:18It's nice to see where Steph gets her being unbearably scary from.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22So... Thank you very much for choosing facial feng shui.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Didn't.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30"Facial feng shui brings the appearance of facial landmarks
0:10:30 > 0:10:34"into harmonious alignment."
0:10:34 > 0:10:38That's just like the position of your lips, and nose, yeah.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41So, I think we'll...
0:10:41 > 0:10:44I think we'll start with your eyes.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Er! Um, no we can do something about that.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50You're going to move my eyes!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52No, silly, I mean, madam!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Right, chapter 12. Troubleshooting.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- You're going to shoot me?- Daisy! I think perhaps you're not the best person for this
0:10:59 > 0:11:02because your eyes are fine.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04No, I'm interested now.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08So, what happens if I wear massive hoop earrings?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11OK. Let's get you back to Steph because you know what she's like.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13What if I shave my eyebrows off?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Just forgot my bag!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Bye!- Bye, Daisy!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35So... Ever compared different types of monkey poo?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Who hasn't?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40You're right. What about warts?
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Sounds brilliant! Is it true you can catch them off frogs?
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Are you OK?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Just something in my ears.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Let's have a look!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51What is that?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53It's an earscope. I took it to the Amazon to look up gorillas' bottoms.
0:11:53 > 0:11:59- Good job for me there weren't any gorillas!- Yeah, I only got to use it on the howler monkeys.
0:11:59 > 0:12:05Don't worry, I washed it. Well, wiped it!
0:12:05 > 0:12:10Hm. You've got a very heavy build up of wax...
0:12:10 > 0:12:13And... Is that whipped cream in there?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Nah. You wouldn't be so silly.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Silly! That's it. I'll show them.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41No!
0:12:50 > 0:12:52He just smiled!
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Wow! It's amazing you just happened to have a frog on you, Aunt Amy.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00My motto is "Always be prepared". And "Keep a frog in your luggage".
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Brilliant!- But you can't catch warts off frogs, that's just a myth.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Warts are caused by a viral infection.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08You can only catch one by touching another wart,
0:13:08 > 0:13:10or something that has recently touched one.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12I could prove that for the science competition!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Just what I was thinking! So what we need to do is...
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Rub a frog on some skin and a wart on some other skin
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- and see which one grows the wart! - Genius!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23If only we had a wart...
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Ha ha! Fortunately, I've got loads!
0:13:27 > 0:13:29So, what we need to do is
0:13:29 > 0:13:32rub the frog on your left cheek and my warty hand on your right cheek
0:13:32 > 0:13:36and then we'll wait about a year and see what happens! Ready?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- Whoa!- Stanley! - You'd better keep still!
0:13:46 > 0:13:48There's evil in our shed.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50She's been in there all morning.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52I've been keeping an eye on her from a safe distance.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Ooh, just what GI Joe would do.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- How could you let this happen? - I tried to stop her!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01This isn't about you or me.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03There is a principle at stake here.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04There is? Wow!
0:14:04 > 0:14:10We worked hard to make that shed as disgusting as it is today.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12She's betraying everything it stands for.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16This is not a place of nail polish and upbeat music!
0:14:16 > 0:14:19This is a place to compare the smell of farts
0:14:19 > 0:14:22and leave bogies drying in the sun.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Like this one!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26This place means something.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29We will not stand idly by.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34We WILL return the shed to its former disgusting glory!
0:14:34 > 0:14:35That was awesome.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Man up!
0:14:39 > 0:14:43He's called Lee, he's called Rupert, he's called JJ.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45He's called Tom, he's called Sam.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Can't we do something a bit less contagious to win the competition?
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Hmm... Oh! Like leprosy.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55That's actually really hard to catch. I should know,
0:14:55 > 0:14:59I've been trying for years. I've got it in my box of germs!
0:14:59 > 0:15:03No, I just meant something not like a disease at all.
0:15:03 > 0:15:08Mm. Great idea! What about carotenemia?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Carotenemia? Still sounds a bit diseasey.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Nah. It's just when your skin turns orange through eating too many carrots!
0:15:15 > 0:15:18It can turn orange by eating carrots?
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Not just carrots - squash, pumpkins, sweet potatoes, citrus fruit.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Loads of things.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26They have this thing called carotene, and that's what does it.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30- That's amazing!- I know - you have to eat loads and loads of it though.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Right!
0:15:31 > 0:15:34And possible side effects include runny poo, weird bruising,
0:15:34 > 0:15:39- joint pain.- Right.- So, go on then.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- What?- Eat loads and loads of it.
0:15:46 > 0:15:51I'll just eat them in here in case there's runny poo.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Oh. It's you!
0:15:58 > 0:16:01How's your "experiment" going?
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Oh. Really, really well. We're trying to turn me orange.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- What are you doing?- Oh, just a little experiment of my own
0:16:08 > 0:16:11on whether being cold makes you want to have a wee.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Yes, it does.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Are you going to be in here long?
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Georgie? Steph.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28You are a def for the party, yeah?
0:16:28 > 0:16:33Totes! OK, so what does it mean then?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38You got the worms?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Let's do this.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56We're gonna need more worms.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Ah, Mike and Jess. I've been expecting you.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02We've come to liberate the shed.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Mike.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Keep back! We have worms!
0:17:09 > 0:17:13But I've got perfume.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19- Jess - help me!- My eyes are bleeding. All this pink.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Abort! Abort!
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Rabbits!
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Yeah. I think they were waiting for me. Like Ninjas.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Ninja rabbits? In the bathroom?
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Yeah. They just bounced up and stole the carrots right out of my hands.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48So, you know, I can't be orange. What a pain!
0:17:48 > 0:17:52That's incredible. We could do the experiment on them.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Show me where they came from.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Or, or, we could do something else.
0:17:56 > 0:18:01Something a bit quieter? I'm starting to get a bit of a headache.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03A headache? Whereabouts?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Just here? Up the back of my neck.
0:18:05 > 0:18:10Oh! That sounds like a tension headache. Here!
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Is this any better?
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Yeah. It is a bit.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18What about... This?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Aaaagh! Worse!
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Or this?
0:18:26 > 0:18:31Let's see what happens when I pelt things at you. Wait there!
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Stanley, Stanley, Stanley!
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Ahh, I'm so cold, and I've got no more wee to give!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50- Do something! - BEEPING
0:18:50 > 0:18:51I don't know.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Dry them? - BEEPING
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Yes, with a laser!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Archie! I'm sorry, I...
0:18:59 > 0:19:03- Are you firing lasers at your pants? - No?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Can I help you?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Yes. I just wanted to say...
0:19:09 > 0:19:12..Amy's even worse than you.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14There's no way I can win with her helping me!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17And I really want to win those Aquarium tickets.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Sorry I sent you away, Archie.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21I really do need your help.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25Say, "Archie Brown, you're the best friend/assistant/muse
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- "a future genius could ever want." - Archie Brown, you're the best...
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Good enough! What are we going to experiment on?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32I thought maybe your cold wee thing?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Seriously. You don't want to go there.
0:19:35 > 0:19:41- Any other ideas?- I don't know. I can't think with this stupid ear wax.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Ear wax!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46We've got work to do. Olivia!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Hello and welcome to Ear Tours.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Please remain seated and enjoy the majestic views.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55As we move into the ear canal,
0:19:55 > 0:19:58you may notice an increasing amount of wax.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01The proper name for earwax is cerumen.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05This exciting substance is mostly made out of skin, hair,
0:20:05 > 0:20:08sweat and fat secretions.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11But what's the point in it? What's earwax even for?
0:20:11 > 0:20:17We regret to inform germs and dirt headed for the ear canal
0:20:17 > 0:20:21that this service has been halted due to earwax blocking the line.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Every single day!
0:20:24 > 0:20:28So earwax, like, protects your ear from even filthier stuff getting in.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30It's like stopping dirt getting on your carpet
0:20:30 > 0:20:33by covering it in a thick layer of oily gloop.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35We should totally do that!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37But first we have to come up with something good enough
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- to keep me out of detention. - And win the contest!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49OLIVIA BEEPS
0:20:50 > 0:20:52We could see if earwax floats.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Maybe animals have earwax.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Maybe animals have earwax that floats.
0:21:02 > 0:21:07- Earwax?- Uh-oh.- I've got a brilliant idea for an earwax experiment!
0:21:07 > 0:21:10It's probably a bit painful but you won't mind, will you, Stanley?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12No.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Or...
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Stanley. Stanley!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Well, first we do a drawing of your features and then we make
0:21:28 > 0:21:30an energy map of your face
0:21:30 > 0:21:33so we can obtain a harmonious balance of foundation and lipstick.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Hello? Hello?
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- Make-up party going well? - Great, yes.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Everyone's so enthusiastic. It's going to be packed.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45I could do you some extra cupcakes. How many do you think you'll need?
0:21:45 > 0:21:49Oh, gosh. 30, maybe.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Stanley! Stanley!
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- Hi, Amy.- Stanley! Are you in here? - Come out!
0:21:56 > 0:22:01Grr! I only want to poke your face. Oh, hi, Amanda.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Amy, have you ever thought of having a makeover?- Huh?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Hey, guys, what are you doing here?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Well, I was working on an entry for the Science Competition,
0:22:16 > 0:22:18but have a look at this.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20LOUD POP MUSIC
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Who was I kidding? I really want those tickets to the Aquarium.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Who could defeat such pop mayhem?
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Mike, I might have the answer to all your problems.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Soz about not inviting you to my party last weekend, Steph.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43I just didn't think you'd be able to make it all the way to my house.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44You live on the next street?
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Well, I know you don't get out much.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Don't tell me you want to have a party in that?
0:22:50 > 0:22:53OK, so it might look a bit old and ugly on the outside,
0:22:53 > 0:22:56but wait until you see how amazing it is on the inside.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Stephanie, nobody cares about the inner beauty,
0:22:59 > 0:23:01it's all about the exterior.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08SCREAMING
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Worst...party...ever.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28OK, just... Maybe we can have the party in here.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30What? With him?
0:23:30 > 0:23:33I'm making a candle out of earwax, for the competition.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Or, or maybe she'll let us have it in the lounge.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Please, just stay here, give me a second.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46No, 'course I'm not saying you've got a wonky face. Hello?
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Hello?
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Mum! Please can I have my party in here?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Steph, all my guests have cancelled,
0:23:54 > 0:23:58I've got enough to worry about without hosting a, a group of teenage
0:23:58 > 0:24:04girls, with, with their perfect skin and their love for cosmetics.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- Of course you can have the party here.- Really?
0:24:07 > 0:24:08On one tiny condition.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14As we can see, the west side of her cheeks are heavily
0:24:14 > 0:24:16influenced by the element of fire.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Is this makeover hypo-allergenic? And organic?
0:24:21 > 0:24:23- And wheat-free?- Uh, yeah.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27Because I got to the last 50 in a skin-advert this spring
0:24:27 > 0:24:31so if I blemish, I can totally sue you for millions.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33The director said I would have got it
0:24:33 > 0:24:36if I wasn't too pretty for normal people to relate to.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Yes, right.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Right.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44- Oh.- Oh, you spoon!
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Stanley!
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Sorry.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52That's it. I've had enough!
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- You started it. You know that's my shed.- Not that.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58I've had enough of lopsided Laura in there.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Have you got any spare earwax left?
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Cake?
0:25:08 > 0:25:13Oh, what are those little orange sprinkles?
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- It's not a very big candle. - No.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20It looked like more wax when it was in my ear.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Are you sure we can win with this?
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Hey, Olivia says you go to the Aquarium with
0:25:24 > 0:25:25a ticket from this competition.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27How can you not win?
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Just wish I hadn't let Steph use some of it.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Does this taste a bit...waxy?
0:25:38 > 0:25:40- STEPH:- Lovely, isn't it?!
0:25:52 > 0:25:58How'd it go? Did you win? You did win, yeah?
0:25:58 > 0:26:02No. I came fifth. But my teacher's off my back - no detention.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04What? But you have to have won.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06You go to see the Indonesian frogfish.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08It's in the history books.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12- Oh, where did we go wrong?- Oh, I'm still going to see the frogfish.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Stanley!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Winner and two Aquarium tickets.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20I couldn't have done it without you.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21No problem. It was a real pleasure
0:26:21 > 0:26:24giving you a carrot-based skin condition.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Yeah, thanks Auntie Amy. Bathroom's that way.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31No need. I ditched the dodgy veg.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Borrowed some of your mum's fake tan.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Well, I'm off.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Heading to Antarctica in the morning to study tigers.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42- But tigers don't live in... - What?- Nothing.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46I'm sure you'll have a brilliant time.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48I got you a little going away present.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52Your bacteria collection! Oh, wow!
0:26:52 > 0:26:53It's perfectly harmless.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Unless any of the bottles get broken.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Then you need to call the government and implement evacuation procedure.
0:27:00 > 0:27:04Keep experimenting, Stanley. You could be a real star in the future.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- So I've heard. - You see, Stanley, what did I say?
0:27:07 > 0:27:13This is a gorgeous, gorgeous woman.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Did someone just...?
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Must have been the wind.
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