0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to the Revolting World of Stanley Brown.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Go science!
0:00:07 > 0:00:08GAGS, SNEEZES
0:00:10 > 0:00:11Sick.
0:00:11 > 0:00:15- Stanley is the world's greatest scientist.- Whoa!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18It's just that HE doesn't know that yet.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Next-door-neighbour Jess..
0:00:20 > 0:00:22and his best friend Mike.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25And here's Archie!
0:00:25 > 0:00:28I'm your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandson.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30From the future. I'm invisible.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32And I'm invisible too.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35I'm Olivia - Archie's incredible robot assistant!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38We've come back in time to make sure
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Stanley keeps up his revolting experiments
0:00:40 > 0:00:45and becomes the greatest scientist ever known.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Mum... you know you never have anything to do
0:00:50 > 0:00:54on a Friday night apart from watch cookery shows like a...
0:00:54 > 0:00:55bit of a loser?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Mmm-hmm?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Well, do you think you could drive me and Daisy
0:00:59 > 0:01:01over to Sami Henderson's party?
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Stop there. I'm already driving Stanley over to Markham tonight.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- WHAT?! - Mm. They've drained the canal there.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Apparently "It's going to be brilliant!"
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- want to come? We're leaving in half an hour?- No, I don't want to come!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16I want to go to Sami Henderson's party!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I HAVE to go to Sami Henderson's party!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Daniel's going to be at Sami Henderson's party.
0:01:21 > 0:01:26Well, I'm sorry, love, but Stanley asked first, and was less insulting.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I can't believe I only found out about this today!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38And just in time! They're going to refill it tomorrow!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Isn't it just some big muddy bottom?
0:01:41 > 0:01:45You're kidding, right? People throw all sorts of things in a canal.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Th paper said last time they drained it, they found a bag of teeth!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Wow. And I bet they just threw that away.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55I know! Plus they've got toxic chemicals, diseases,
0:01:55 > 0:01:58and bits of mud that act like quicksand.
0:01:58 > 0:02:04Revolting! And there might even be a BODY! Hey, you should come!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Oh, I really wish I could. But I don't want to.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Well, it's going to be ace.
0:02:09 > 0:02:14Plus, I've got a funny feeling something amazing's going to happen today.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Why?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20PLAYS HUNTING CALL
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Happy Great Stanley Day, everyone!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Oh, no reason. Maybe something someone said.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30Has been saying. All week.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32BEEPING
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Oh, shush! It's not like I've told him the exact details.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39I haven't said, "At precisely 8pm tonight you discover..." ARRGH!
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Yeah... Thanks for stopping me revealing details of the future,
0:02:45 > 0:02:49but perhaps you could just beep or flash or something next time?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51BEEPING
0:02:52 > 0:02:54So, what do you think's going to happen?
0:02:54 > 0:02:58I don't know...maybe I get bitten by a giant mutant worm that turns me
0:02:58 > 0:03:02into some kind of GENETIC SUPERFREAK?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04You think that would be amazing?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Yeah?! You've never wanted a friend that's half worm?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- No.- You're weird.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Hey, guys. Do you need a hand?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Oh, hi, Mike!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17PLAYS HUNTING CALL
0:03:17 > 0:03:18I'm going wish you Happy Great Stanley Day,
0:03:18 > 0:03:21even though you can't see or hear me, as if you could,
0:03:21 > 0:03:24apparently that would "destroy the future" too.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Although, maybe if I...
0:03:26 > 0:03:28FURIOUS BLEEPING
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Whatevs!
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Oh, Stan, I just put a platter of egg sandwiches in your kitchen.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Is that cool? - I wouldn't use the word "cool".
0:03:36 > 0:03:40- But it's fine. What's the deal?- Mum brought them home from a wedding.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Says she won't go shopping until we finish them.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46I need help! They're all I've eaten in two days!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53Ohhh...! Food that isn't an egg sandwich...!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Give me the apple! Arggggghhhh!
0:03:57 > 0:04:00- Say "Sorry, Jess." - Sorry, Jess!
0:04:02 > 0:04:08So that's how we get to go out, whilst Stanley stays home a loser.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12- You clear?- Absolutely!- Really?- No. I didn't understand it, at all!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14DAISY...! There's no time to go over it again.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17When I shout, just bring Mum to the shed, OK?
0:04:17 > 0:04:22- OK.- Really?- What was the bit about the shed again?- That'll have to do.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Supersonic skateboard, pants, socks... The usual.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34So what did YOU get for Great Stanley Day?
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Hey, this looks brilliant!
0:04:35 > 0:04:39It says there's a special fish rescue team and everything.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Who said canals were boring? - Me.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Er... I think you may wish to sniff the other way.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47What?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I, um... trumped.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55- I'll call you back.- Did you? I didn't hear anything. Oohh!
0:04:55 > 0:05:02- Sorry!- Ugh!- It's a silent, but violent! Mute, but acute!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Noiseless, but I wish I was noseless!
0:05:05 > 0:05:10It's like the ghost of a dead skunk, trod in dog poo, then threw up.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11It's AMAZING!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Don't waft it back here!
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Urrgh! Or here!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Waft it here!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Bet the bottom of the canal smells like that!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Why are the quietest always the stinkest?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Well, I think we can help you here. OLIVIA!
0:05:30 > 0:05:36OLIVIA: Beefs, blow-offs, butt-burps - whatever you call them, we all do them.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- FARTING SOUND - It was the corgi!- Oh, ma'am, we all know I pulled your finger.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42The parp sound is bubbles of gas leaving your intestines
0:05:42 > 0:05:45via the hole in your bottom.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48The bigger the bubbles, the bigger the vibrations on the way out,
0:05:48 > 0:05:51so the louder the sound.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Most trumps are made up of gases that we swallow when we eat.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00These are mostly odourless, and form large bubbles at room temperature.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Good for trumpeting, not so good for gassing your mates.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07But, depending on what you've been eating,
0:06:07 > 0:06:09gas can also be produced by bacteria in your guts -
0:06:09 > 0:06:12and these gases AREN'T odourless.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16They form bubbles that are usually too small to cause loud noises,
0:06:16 > 0:06:19but rate really high on the stench-o-meter.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Cool!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27COMMENTATOR: Roo-uu-nn-dd one!
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Aa-aa-aand in the red corner, it's...
0:06:30 > 0:06:32FARTS LOUDLY ..Thunderpants!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34He's a real heavyweight -
0:06:34 > 0:06:37packed full of nitrogen and carbon dioxide.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39He's loud and proud,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42but what kind of sticky punch is he packing?
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Up against him in the blue corner,
0:06:45 > 0:06:48it's super-featherweight Silent-but-Deadly.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50He's teeny-tiny,
0:06:50 > 0:06:53but he's got a high concentration of sulphur-containing compounds.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57How will he do against Big Brap's trouser trumpets?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Oh! And the little guy lands a knock out blow-off!
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Can we open a window?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Oh, oh, it's coming over... It's... Oh!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11I've got to run, folks!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Uh-oh, I think another one's coming.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- Afternoon, nerds. - Word up, airhead.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Ugh, this place stinks!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Eeeeeehhhh...!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Is there air coming out of his head? What's wrong with him?
0:07:25 > 0:07:29He saw your face? Or he's trying to hold in a trump.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- We just can't tell at this point. - What are you doing here?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33I found some mouldy beans
0:07:33 > 0:07:37in the fridge and thought you might want them. Do you?
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Urg, manky!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Oooh, manky! - NO, STANLEY, DON'T!
0:07:41 > 0:07:46- Don't what?- Don't pour those beans over me!- Why would I do that?
0:07:49 > 0:07:54Why do I have to come back to the shed again? Um.... Give me a minute.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Stanley, I can't believe you did this to me!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02You're framing me!
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Respect.
0:08:03 > 0:08:09- Hey, Stanley. You've "bean" framed. - WHAT is going on here?- Got it!
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Steph just poured mouldy beans over herself then blamed Stanley,
0:08:13 > 0:08:17so he'll get grounded and you can take us to Sammi Henderson's!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Did I get that right?
0:08:21 > 0:08:26I see. Steph, don't do that again.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Stanley, I'll see you by the front door in about ten minutes.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Arrrhh!
0:08:36 > 0:08:42Finally! Here we go.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- MAKES GRUNTING NOISES - Oh, no! It's stuck!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Stan! You'll miss the big empty canal!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Words I never thought I'd say.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Mum, my social life depends on this party.
0:08:56 > 0:09:02- You have to change your mind and say you'll take me.- Oh, go on then.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Really!?!- No!
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Oh, love, sometimes you just have to accept you can't get what you want.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11No matter how many baked beans you rub into your front.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- I wasn't going to rub in any more. - Good. You're learning.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16DOORBELL Who's that?
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Well, it's not Daisy. She's locked in the cupboard under the stairs.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- Terri?- Manda!
0:09:27 > 0:09:31HOWLS UNCONTROLLABLY
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Dear, dear, what happened?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36It's... It's Dave!
0:09:36 > 0:09:41I came home and he was just... gone.
0:09:41 > 0:09:46Oh, dear, but, uh... I thought your boyfriend was called Iain?
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- Da... Dave is my goldfish. - STEPH SNORTS
0:09:52 > 0:09:57WAS... my goldfish. Because now he's...DEAD!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Who has a goldfish called Dave?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I did.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07But not anymore!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Oh...Dave...!
0:10:16 > 0:10:19BLOWS NOSE NOISILY
0:10:19 > 0:10:22RESUMES SOBBING
0:10:22 > 0:10:27- But...?!- I'm sorry, love. We're not going anywhere for a while.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29I can't leave her like that.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Who left these egg sandwiches there?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Oh. Mike.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Strange child. - But, Mum, we HAVE to go NOW!
0:10:38 > 0:10:44- I think the future of the world depends on it.- Really? Like...how?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Sorry, Stanley. My lips are sealed.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Apart from maybe to eat an egg sandwich.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53I don't know yet. Can't we just leave her?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56We're going to need some more tissues.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58There's enough tears in there to fill a goldfish bowl.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02- SOBS REDOUBLE - Sorry!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05No. She's my oldest friend. Steph, back me up.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- If that was Daisy really upset would you leave her?- In a heartbeat.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15I said no. We're going to wait until she cheers up.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17How long'll that take? It'll be dark soon!
0:11:17 > 0:11:21I don't know. I mean,... not long. It's only a goldfish.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25Manda? Are you coming back soon?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28I'm just, I'm so aloooone...
0:11:29 > 0:11:32..without Daaaave!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- TERRI:- Oh, thank you.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- So... still no trump?- Nah.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45And you're fine about that?
0:11:45 > 0:11:46Yeah.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48S'brave.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50What? Why?
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- Well, you know what happens when you hold one in.- Yeah.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- No?- Right.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Well...
0:12:00 > 0:12:03It's nothing to be worried about, really.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I mean, there was what happened to Danny Burgess,
0:12:06 > 0:12:08but that's gotta be rare.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Danny Burgess? From the year above?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Yeah. He held in one too many in Mr Wilson's class.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16The gas built up inside his body...
0:12:16 > 0:12:22it gave him a fat leg, and that's how he ended up on crutches.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25But I'm sure it'll probably be reabsorbed into your bloodstream...
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Well, that doesn't sound too bad.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30..travel round your body and then come out of your mouth.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Out of your... Like a burp?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Tastes pretty nasty, apparently. But...
0:12:38 > 0:12:41what's a weekend's solid tooth-brushing? I mean...
0:12:41 > 0:12:44at least if that happens you know you're not going to...
0:12:44 > 0:12:47you know, rupture anything.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55HOWLING
0:12:55 > 0:13:00- Did... that sound like Mike to you? - Why would Mike be screaming?
0:13:00 > 0:13:04- Because he's hanging out with Jess, alone in the shed?- Fair point.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05First things first.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09We have to get rid of mum's drama queen mate before she settles in
0:13:09 > 0:13:12for a night of wailing about her dead pet fish. Any thoughts?
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Oh, yes. Dave's a strange name for a fish.
0:13:21 > 0:13:25OK, so, our options are to get rid of teary Terri by scaring her away,
0:13:26 > 0:13:29grossing her out, or infecting her with athlete's foot.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34I cannot see how using any of these tactics could possibly backfire.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Very interesting.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37HE GASPS
0:13:37 > 0:13:40OK, this isn't as bad as it looks.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Isn't it? What are you looking at?
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Cos I'm watching you on your own in your room
0:13:45 > 0:13:47planning an attack on Mum's best friend
0:13:47 > 0:13:48with a jar of rancid sock juice.
0:13:48 > 0:13:53Hah! Wrong! He's not alone. I'm here too! Otherwise...bang on.
0:13:53 > 0:13:58Well... if you put it like that it does sound a bit mean.
0:13:58 > 0:14:03- Don't tell Mum?- Don't worry. I want rid of Terri, too.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05No one's going anywhere with her wailing on.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09What you're doing is a great idea. Carry on.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15So... Steph thinks these are great ideas.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- We may need to re-think. - Yep.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28OK, the plan is still to get rid of her, but in a less horrible way.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31To cheer her up, so she does go home, instead of scaring her away.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34OK. Plan!
0:14:34 > 0:14:36So how do you cheer someone up. Quickly?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Buy her a puppy, make her laugh, feed her chocolate.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Feed her chocolate puppy till she laughs!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- I was thinking more be a bit supportive.- Nah...! Olivia?
0:14:46 > 0:14:50OK. Well, scientists have found that eating chocolate
0:14:50 > 0:14:52can increase the production of brain chemicals
0:14:52 > 0:14:54that create a sense of well-being,
0:14:54 > 0:14:58and an ability to ignore the fact that it's rotting your teeth.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00But they aren't sure why this happens.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03It could be caused by the chemicals in chocolate -
0:15:03 > 0:15:07there are over 300, including small amounts of caffeine,
0:15:07 > 0:15:11the thing in coffee that makes you feel alert - and phenylethylamine -
0:15:11 > 0:15:15one of the chemicals your body makes when it falls in love.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Or it could simply be that we just like eating chocolate
0:15:20 > 0:15:22and that's why it makes us feel happier.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24This would explain why stroking dogs, and laughing,
0:15:24 > 0:15:29can also help improve people's moods.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32They're just things that people like doing!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Mmm-num-num-num, chocolate...!
0:15:36 > 0:15:40We're going to need chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46What we've GOT, is egg sandwiches.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I guess those'll have to do. Will these do?
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- Depends how much she likes egg sandwiches.- It's worth a shot.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56But let's zhoosh 'em up a bit.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- Ah, radishes, salami. - Yum!- Spring onions.- Yes.
0:16:03 > 0:16:08- Broccoli.- My favourite!- Pepper. Pickled gherkins!- Urgh!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10And in case the egg sandwiches DON'T work...
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- What is that anyway? - I don't know.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Maybe there's like a reverse burp procedure,
0:16:20 > 0:16:23like with a baby, only backwards.
0:16:23 > 0:16:28So maybe if I go upside down, and you rub my tummy...
0:16:28 > 0:16:32Cos that's really going to happen. Try shaking it loose.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36What about dancing?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38But I can't dance!
0:16:38 > 0:16:40RADIO: '..the news at 2 o'clock...'
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Especially not to the news.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43It doesn't matter what to.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46You need to shake out that trapped wind before it pops your insides.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Uh, try the twist!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59No, no that's not working. The Macarena?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Tell you what, try River Dance.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19So, we've got egg and onion, egg and radish or egg,
0:17:19 > 0:17:21cold beans and broccoli. Enjoy!
0:17:22 > 0:17:29So, what do you call a fish with no eyes?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31A "fsh"!
0:17:33 > 0:17:37No? Hee, hee, that's the spirit!
0:17:37 > 0:17:40He had really lovely eyes, my Dave..
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Oh! Maybe not the best joke choice.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Tell you what, try this.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Close your eyes...
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Stroke...
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Stroke...
0:17:58 > 0:18:01That's it. Isn't it soft and fluffy?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Doesn't it make you happy?
0:18:03 > 0:18:08Aw... It feels just like a little puppy. Argh, mould!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Stanley Brown! Stop that immediately!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12It's almost a dog!
0:18:12 > 0:18:14It's warm and furry and you can take it for walk...
0:18:14 > 0:18:16if you want.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Why are you torturing Terri?
0:18:19 > 0:18:20I'm trying to cheer her up.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- Really.- Really?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Yeah! With the power of science!
0:18:25 > 0:18:28That is... so nice.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Well, I may not approve of your methods,
0:18:36 > 0:18:39but I can see you're trying to be nice love and I'm sorry I shouted.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41That's OK. It didn't work, anyway.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Science let me down.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Never say such things!
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Well, it's not all bad.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55I've sold Terri this brightening eye tonic, far too expensive
0:18:55 > 0:18:57and I thought we could use the money on a taxi
0:18:57 > 0:19:00and Steph could take you to the canal.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02How's that sound?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05As you can see we're just passing the canal's famous huge
0:19:05 > 0:19:07pulsating clump of worms,
0:19:07 > 0:19:11followed by the rare sight of a giant mutant crab
0:19:11 > 0:19:14attacking the specialist fish rescue team.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17And if you turn your attention to our right,
0:19:17 > 0:19:20you'll see a rotting sheep's head.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22This is...
0:19:22 > 0:19:24..brilliant!
0:19:24 > 0:19:27What? No way has he been nice to Terri!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Oh, he has! He let her feel his mould,
0:19:29 > 0:19:31in a good way.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Cos he wanted to get rid of her!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35This is what else he was going to do.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38To get rid of teary Terri by scaring her away, grossing her out,
0:19:38 > 0:19:40or infecting her with athlete's foot.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44I see. Stanley, you're grounded!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46But I didn't actually do any of that!
0:19:46 > 0:19:50Nobody likes me.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54The only one who ever liked me was Dave!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Do not laugh.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01No, Terri, don't be silly, Terri come on, no, look.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Don't be silly. We all like you.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06I like you and the kids like you.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09They just also like disused canals that's all.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- I don't! - Steph, you're a total bum face.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15A total bum face who's going to Sami Henderson's party by taxi,
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- I think you'll find.- Uh-huh. You are not going to Sami Henderson's party.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22And she doesn't deny you're a total bum face.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Look, will everyone just stop saying total bum face?!
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Total bum face.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Sorry, I just wanted to know what it was like to say it.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Neither of you are going anywhere.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36I cannot believe the horrible way you've behaved today.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37You're both grounded.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Is it working?
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Let's see.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Well?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58It's the same.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59But that's good, isn't it?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Well, it depends what you think of the alternatives.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Parp breath... rupture...
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Jess! You've got to help me! What can we do?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Well...
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Do you remember when my tarantula escaped
0:21:15 > 0:21:17and Stanley said that sometimes fear can make you parp?
0:21:17 > 0:21:22- Yeah?- Well... why don't we scare the trapped trump out of you?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24How are we going to do that?
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Brilliant! Carry on!
0:21:34 > 0:21:36You can stop dancing now!
0:21:50 > 0:21:51HE FARTS
0:21:51 > 0:21:53That is so childish.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55HE FARTS AGAIN
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Oh, was that someone at the door?
0:21:57 > 0:21:59No, it's Stanley's bum!
0:21:59 > 0:22:00HE FARTS AGAIN
0:22:00 > 0:22:03OK, Stanley, maybe you should go to your room.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04SHE FARTS
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Oh, sorry. Oh, did someone drop something on the floor?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11SHE FARTS AGAIN Oh, pardon, no. Oh, dear.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Maybe you should go to your room?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Oh, me again. I'm so sorry.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19There, there. SHE FARTS
0:22:35 > 0:22:36Pardon me!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Oh, oh that smells bad!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Oh, I feel a sick!
0:22:43 > 0:22:49Me too! But, uh, I sort of feel better, too!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Weird!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54It must be cos they're giggling!
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Oh! That's a really bad one!
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Sorry. The time travel makes it worse.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Laughing at the trumps has raised your endorphin levels,
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- cheering you right up! - Finally!
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Go science!
0:23:06 > 0:23:10HE FARTS
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Oh, that is so gross!
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Why are we all like this?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Mike kept trumping after eating these
0:23:27 > 0:23:29and then I zhooshed them up with other stuff.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Did I make some kind of mega parp sandwich?
0:23:35 > 0:23:40Sort of. You see Stanley, some foods are more wind-inducing than others.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Some produce smell, some volume.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Meat and eggs are good for producing smell,
0:23:44 > 0:23:47because they're rich in sulphur, which causes production
0:23:47 > 0:23:51of whiffy gases, methane, and hydrogen sulphide.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Whereas fruit and vegetables, particularly beans, broccoli,
0:23:55 > 0:23:59and onions, are good for volume and sound. Bang!
0:23:59 > 0:24:02They contain sugars that are tough for our body to digest.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05When they arrive mostly undigested in your intestines,
0:24:05 > 0:24:08your bacteria go wild, devour them
0:24:08 > 0:24:11and produce lots and lots of gas as a result.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Put bottom-burp-inducing foods like these together,
0:24:18 > 0:24:23ideally with some air you've swallowed whilst eating and drinking
0:24:23 > 0:24:26and you've got a recipe for the perfect parp!
0:24:30 > 0:24:34You made the Stanley Brown Blow Off Butty, Mark One!
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- Brilliant! - Happy First Great Stanley Day!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50So, this was the big discovery I was meant to make?
0:24:50 > 0:24:52It's nothing to do with the canal?
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Thigh high quicksand's exciting, but it's not going to save the world.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59My great blats save the world? Really?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01You won't be saying that in 2557.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- No, because I'll be dead. - Fair point.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08But if you weren't, you'd see the Blow Off Butty Mark 10,
0:25:08 > 0:25:11be classified as the most lethal dish in all the world!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14The mere threat of its use causes global disarmament
0:25:14 > 0:25:16and lasting world peace!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19Leading to the day of its invention being declared forever,
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Great Stanley Day!!!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33It's not working, Jess. Take cover!
0:25:33 > 0:25:34I'm going to explode!
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Soon. But before I do...
0:25:40 > 0:25:43I just want to say, thanks.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48Even if I end up like Danny Burgess, you've really been there for me.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50No problem.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53I should never have held in that trump.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55I should have just let rip in front of Steph.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Oh, I'm kicking myself, with my soon-to-be fat leg.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Oh, Mike, I was winding you up!
0:26:00 > 0:26:04Holding in blats doesn't cause you any harm, OK? It's a myth.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06- Is it?- Yes.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09You might get a tummy ache, but they come out when you go to sleep.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13They will? But, Danny Burgess, the crutches?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Skiing.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19He blew off at the top of a mountain, caused an avalanche.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20- Really?!- Again, no!
0:26:30 > 0:26:34Thanks, Manda and Stanley, and Steph.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I do appreciate you all being there for me in this sad time.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40No problem. Safe journey!
0:26:40 > 0:26:42- SHE FARTS - Oh!
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Well I don't know if it was all those endorphins
0:26:49 > 0:26:53that Stanley was on about, but I'm not annoyed with you two now.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Do you fancy going out? I can take one of you,
0:26:55 > 0:26:57then get the eye tonic taxi for the other?
0:26:57 > 0:27:01You know what, Mum? I think I'll stay here. Save the world.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05But I thought going to see an empty canal was going to save the world?
0:27:05 > 0:27:07I know! It's funny how things turn out, innit?
0:27:07 > 0:27:09SHE FARTS
0:27:09 > 0:27:11I hope your sister's coming out with me,
0:27:11 > 0:27:12cos I don't think this house
0:27:12 > 0:27:15is going to take us dropping clangers like this.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17If I try combining the egg and pickled onion
0:27:17 > 0:27:21with a lemonade mayonnaise, and then maybe a bean garnish...
0:27:21 > 0:27:26The Blow Off Butty Mark Two.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27Come on then, Steph.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28SHE FARTS
0:27:28 > 0:27:30I'm not sure I'm in the mood anymore, Mum!
0:27:32 > 0:27:37- Steph! It's you!- Steph, it's you! - Steph it's...
0:27:37 > 0:27:41- SHE FARTS - Urgh.- It's urgh!
0:27:41 > 0:27:45- I might just stay home with you and watch that nice cookery show.- OK.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48SHE FARTS Umm, best open a window.
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