0:00:02 > 0:00:06- Welcome to the Revolting World of Stanley Brown.- Go science!
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Achoo!
0:00:09 > 0:00:15- Sick.- Stanley is going to be the world's greatest scientist.- Wow!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17It's just that he doesn't know that yet.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20This is his next-door neighbour Jess
0:00:20 > 0:00:22and his best friend Mike.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25And here's Archie.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28I'm your great-great-great-great- great-great-great-grandson
0:00:28 > 0:00:29from the future.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32- I'm invisible. - And I'm invisible too.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35I'm Olivia, Archie's incredible robot assistant.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38We've come back in time to make sure that Stanley keeps up
0:00:38 > 0:00:43his revolting experiments and becomes the greatest scientist ever known.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Perfect, flawless, 25th-century skin,
0:00:50 > 0:00:53not a boil or blemish.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56It's rubbish!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59All I want is a solitary pimple.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04They look brilliant but I've got nothing.
0:01:04 > 0:01:10Oh, why can't I catch a break or even some kind of horrible
0:01:10 > 0:01:13pustule-causing disease?
0:01:13 > 0:01:16HE WEEPS
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Ta-dah!- Don't tell me - it's a mini Jacuzzi.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30An upside-down lampshade?
0:01:31 > 0:01:34A giant cake tin?
0:01:34 > 0:01:38This is your fault, Stanley Brown. When your future self invents
0:01:38 > 0:01:41the face-washing pillow, it makes spots all but extinct.
0:01:41 > 0:01:47I've never even seen one, let alone squeezed one,
0:01:47 > 0:01:49I hope you're proud of yourself.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- Can't really talk right now. - Fine, don't tell me what it is then.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53No, no, wait!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56This is the Dizzy Buster.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04This is going to teach me everything I need to know about dizziness.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Why not just go to the fair? It's coming tomorrow.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11This is because the fair's coming tomorrow,
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- don't want a repeat of last year's chunder-pocalypse.- The what now?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18I threw up in the whirling teacups and on the dodgems,
0:02:18 > 0:02:21and on the carousel, and on Mum.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Oh, it was so embarrassing.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26So this time I'll be used to spinning.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Fair enough, sounds like a plan. - And here's another plan.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33I'm going to get my own spot to squeeze if it's the last thing I do!
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Olivia, with me.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Just...rats.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- Hey, guys, guess what day it is.- Tuesday?
0:02:50 > 0:02:51No.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Well, yes, but also no.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Today I turn 12 and a half.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00I'm finally old enough to join the junior marines.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Yay(!) Woo!
0:03:03 > 0:03:04That's amazing news, Mike.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Why not celebrate rotating by at enormous speed?
0:03:08 > 0:03:12I mean, why celebrate when you can celeb-rotate?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15What, what, what?
0:03:15 > 0:03:19But I've got to practise for the junior marines aptitude test.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23And there's no kind of practice that can't be improved
0:03:23 > 0:03:25by spinning wildly on a podium.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I can't, my neck has to be completely not broken,
0:03:28 > 0:03:31and also I need to tell you about my great idea.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Why? We talked about this, I'm the one who does the ideas.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38No, listen. I thought you could join too.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40We could both be junior marines. Oh, yeah!
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Oh!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Um...
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Thanks for thinking of me, Mike, but I have to work on my dizzy training.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52But I'm always doing your stuff. I just thought it'd be fun
0:03:52 > 0:03:53for you to do my stuff.
0:03:53 > 0:03:58I'll join the marines. It actually sounds OK.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00THEY LAUGH
0:04:00 > 0:04:05- Oh, please, Stanley.- I said I'll do it. You don't need him.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- What?- Um, you're a girl?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13A girl.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Wow, you know, I'd forgotten that(!) Now you've said, I can't believe
0:04:17 > 0:04:21I was stupid enough to think I could do something like this.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Come on, Jess, we didn't mean...
0:04:23 > 0:04:25No, no, it's fine. The only thing I'll be good for is sitting here,
0:04:25 > 0:04:29knitting and eating chocolates.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Tell you what, Mike, I'll really think about it. Now, hop on.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- I can't risk getting hurt. - I promise I won't hurt you.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Have you tested it on a dummy? - I always test on a dummy.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48MACHINE WHIRS
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Eurrrhhhh...
0:04:54 > 0:04:56CRASH!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00You promised you wouldn't hurt me.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I didn't. The table hurt you when you crashed into it.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I don't want to hear it.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Next week I could've been in the junior marines.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10You took my dreams, revolved them too fast and threw them across the shed.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- But...- Forget it. I'm out of here.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Are you still going?- Yeah.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22This is me storming off.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30And this is me slamming the door in your face.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Sorry, can you slam it for me?
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Look, Mike, I'm really sorry, yeah?
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Yeah? Well, sorry's not going to fix my broken leg.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48So how about I fix it?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51No, no, no...
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Oh!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- You can't fix it, zit killer.- OK.
0:05:58 > 0:06:03Look, I'm sorry about my future self wiping out all the spots,
0:06:03 > 0:06:07must have been having an off-day. But you've got to help me do this.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Bones just fix themselves.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- Like toilets.- Toilets don't fix themselves.- Yes they do.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18They do in the future. Remind me to pop back to your bathroom later on,
0:06:18 > 0:06:21might need some very strong glue.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- Hey, at least they flush themselves. I'd better go.- Wait!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28So, how do I fix Mike's leg?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30HE SIGHS
0:06:30 > 0:06:36Just wait. Your body's always mending bits of your bones anyway,
0:06:36 > 0:06:38filling in little cracks, taking away damaged bits.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43Wow, so, bones do, like, DIY.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Hi, I'm Matt Marrow, your DIY guy.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Whoa, just broken my arm there. How we going to fix that, Matt?
0:06:54 > 0:06:57A power drill? No way. Oh!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59A glue gun? Get out of here!
0:06:59 > 0:07:04To fix this you just hold the broken bones together and wait.
0:07:04 > 0:07:09See, bone's alive, the cells inside can eat broken bits of bone
0:07:09 > 0:07:12and make brand-new bone to join it back together.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14And it only takes six weeks. What?!
0:07:14 > 0:07:19Six weeks? Guys, go to commercials and get me a doctor.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Where's that glue gun?
0:07:21 > 0:07:25- So I've got zero chance of fixing it?- Hey, don't be so negative.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27You've got a...
0:07:27 > 0:07:312 billion, 532 million, 843:1 chance of fixing it.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34It's worth a shot.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Is it?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Is it really?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Come on, Mike, this is full of calcium.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48It's really good for bones, it'll make you heal faster.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- And I'll be better for the junior marines test?- Yes.- No!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Maybe. Is it in over six weeks' time?
0:07:55 > 0:08:00- It's next week!- Well, we'll see.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Let's get this broccoli down you!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05He'll need vitamin D too, from stuff like fish and eggs,
0:08:05 > 0:08:08to help his body absorb the calcium.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Oh, why isn't this working?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I thought eating chocolate would give me spots the size of my head
0:08:14 > 0:08:18but this is my sixth bar and so far...
0:08:18 > 0:08:19WHIRRING
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Nothing!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Eggs and fish.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- Stan, this isn't going to work, is it?- No.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I don't think I can fix you in time for the test.
0:08:34 > 0:08:40- Suppose I'll wait till next year. At least you still get to join.- What?
0:08:40 > 0:08:44- If you're not joining I'm definitely not joining.- It's OK, really.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48I'll be fine knowing that you're out there being a junior marine,
0:08:48 > 0:08:50keeping us all safe,
0:08:50 > 0:08:54by abseiling and doing obstacle courses.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58You know I'd love to, but I have the Dizzy Buster to crack.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Fine. What do I have to do?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12- Daisy!- Steph!
0:09:14 > 0:09:15What do you think?
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Well, the other day I was thinking, "Why don't we get banana jam?"
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Then I thought, "What would a badger look like in a wig?"- No!
0:09:22 > 0:09:26About my hair! Honestly, I am in love with my new do.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30I sent it a card and everything. I'll look so hot in the fashion show
0:09:30 > 0:09:32and you know who's going to be there, don't you?
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- You?- Well, yeah, obviously.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38But also the talent scout for the model agency.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40They're on the look-out for the next top model.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- It's like that TV show... - Britain's Next Top Model?
0:09:43 > 0:09:45No, Autumnwatch.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Still on the badger - sorry.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50I think the talent scout will find who he's looking for.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- Oh, right, so who do you think? - Me! Oh, do you know what?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56I am way too hot for you today.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Steph, what's that on your nose?
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Er, it's called make-up. Maybe you should try it. Call me.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08KNOCK ON DOOR
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Oh, Mum!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Cereal? I thought you were on that stupid low-carb diet.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24No, it's not cereal. It's pork scratchings.
0:10:24 > 0:10:29No carbohydrates, just meat and pig fat. And I can eat as much as I like
0:10:29 > 0:10:31and the weight is just supposed to fall off.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Bit like my sales figures are doing.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38People keep cancelling beauty appointments. It's like nobody
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- wants to listen to a word I say. - Mum, does my nose look red to you?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Steph, I'm trying to talk about my career here.- Yeah, Mum, I get it.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47But this red thing on my nose?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I think it might be a spot.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- I don't believe it.- I know. I don't want to believe it either.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55You'll be there for me, won't you, Mum?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Mum?
0:11:00 > 0:11:05No-one said it had to grow on MY face to be my spot.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Gosh, you look so manly spinning in that thing, Stanley(!)
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Manly Stanley and Jess in a dress.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Yeah, I think I can get used to doing this
0:11:25 > 0:11:28and practise for Mike's junior marine test at the same time.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30I mean...
0:11:31 > 0:11:33..how hard can it be?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Oh... Whoa.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Well, here he hobbles.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Stanley, why are you lying on the ground?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- You're supposed to be training.- I am.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49I was...mid sit-up.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51- HE GROANS - 110!
0:11:51 > 0:11:55I can't wait to see manly Stanley in uniform.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59OK, well, listen up, marine - great news.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03- My dad says he'll come round and help you train.- Your dad?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05But I thought he was in the jungle.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Yeah, he was. But he came back to help me prepare for my test,
0:12:09 > 0:12:12but now I'm walking wounded, he says he'll help you instead.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Oh, no. Oh, no.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18What's the deal with Mike's dad? You silly boys!
0:12:18 > 0:12:21His name's Colonel Crawford.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25He once captured an enemy camp armed only with a breadstick.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30He's got really high standards. And he's got a scary-shaped head.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34And the best bit is, he'll be round in a couple of hours.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Till then I've got some basic junior marines stuff for you to practise.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:02 > 0:13:0314 seconds.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09What's wrong with you people? Can't you just read a book or something?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Tell me, honestly...
0:13:14 > 0:13:17What do you think?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Don't hold back. Just let it all out.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Were you talking to me or the spot? Because that baby's good to go.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28- It's like a pus volcano ready to erupt!- Hold back, hold back!
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Do you know what, sometimes I am this close to un-friending you.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33I have to get rid of the spot before the fashion show,
0:13:33 > 0:13:36or I'll be Britain's Next Spot Model.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42An actual real spot
0:13:42 > 0:13:44in the flesh!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Switch to super-macro for a close-up. Tell me everything.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48Zits.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52They're everyone's favourite pus-filled, greasy skin volcanoes,
0:13:52 > 0:13:54but what are they?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57The skin has thousands of tiny hair follicles,
0:13:57 > 0:14:00and each has a gland which produces a kind of oil,
0:14:00 > 0:14:03to lubricate and waterproof the hair.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06The thing is, human's no longer have hairy faces
0:14:06 > 0:14:08so human teenagers just get a greasy face
0:14:08 > 0:14:11and when the pores get blocked by bits of skin,
0:14:11 > 0:14:13they fill up with oil,
0:14:13 > 0:14:17making the bacteria on your skin throw a massive oily pool party,
0:14:17 > 0:14:23creating a delicious yellow balloon of pus just bursting to...
0:14:23 > 0:14:25OK.
0:14:25 > 0:14:30Yes, well, I could just about squeeze you in at two... Oh, three?
0:14:30 > 0:14:35Yes, well, I could just about squeeze you in at three as well.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Brilliant. See you then.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Ha-ha-ha!
0:14:39 > 0:14:43Finally! I didn't think I'd manage to get an appointment today.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47I need to do a good pitch. Hey, I should practise on you two.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Uh-uh. I have to get rid of this spot.- No!
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Please, because if this appointment goes well, then somebody might
0:14:54 > 0:14:57get a nicer dress to wear to the fashion show.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Something really stinks round here.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07She wants to get rid of it?! What is she thinking?!
0:15:07 > 0:15:10That pus mine's a gold mine!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Olivia, we have to save that zit!
0:15:12 > 0:15:19Hello, and welcome to a whole new world of cosmetics.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25This is the handy hand cream,
0:15:25 > 0:15:29and this is the hibiscus heel healer.
0:15:29 > 0:15:34Oh, there you go again, worrying about your spot! It will go.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Now just sit on your hands and hear about this.
0:15:38 > 0:15:43Hydra, the harmless hair hygiene hydrator.
0:15:44 > 0:15:50Oh... I'm terrible, aren't I? Nobody seems to want to listen to me.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54No, it's just that you're... You're great.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57I just need to go have a lie down.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Um, but...
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Oh, her breath stinks! It doesn't normally smell like that.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I can still taste it. Can I borrow your toothbrush?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13No, don't be disgusting.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Compared to what's lurking in there, nothing is disgusting.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18We need a plan.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Tell her her breath reeks like an open sewer.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25No! You can't say that to someone.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Imagine if somebody said something like that to you.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30INDISTINCT VOICES
0:16:30 > 0:16:35- We can't! It will destroy her! - I know. So what are we going to do?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Run away.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- OK, so your fitness - not brilliant...- Mike.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47But I'm sure you'll make up for it with your mental toughness
0:16:47 > 0:16:49and physical endurance.
0:16:49 > 0:16:54- Now, let's see you hang off that beam.- Mike, I can't, I.. I...
0:16:54 > 0:16:56There's no "I" in team.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00No, but there's a "U"... Get out of my shed.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- What?- It's in the middle of out.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- Oh.- I've had enough.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I've got some revolving to do.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Where are you going?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11BEEPING
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Stanley Brown gives up at the first hurdle.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- I'm not giving up.- That's what it looks like from here.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20In fact, it looks like you're a quitter.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21BEEPING STOPS
0:17:21 > 0:17:23I'm not a quitter. Right, Jess?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Sorry, I don't understand your manly words.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30- You don't seem to be talking about lip gloss.- Come on, guys.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33You know I don't give up, right?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35I always find a way through, whatever the problem.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37In fact...
0:17:39 > 0:17:44I do always come through, and that's what I'm going to do right now.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46I'm going to impress your dad, Mike,
0:17:46 > 0:17:49and then I'm going to make it as a junior marine!
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Yes. I knew you wouldn't let me down.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Now, hang off that beam!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00So the plan is we hide up here
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- till Mum's realised her breath has turned to evil.- What if she doesn't?
0:18:04 > 0:18:08- What if she never realises? - She has to!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11It'll start melting her shampoo bottles sooner or later.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Help me sort this spot before the show.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Or everyone'll be thinking,
0:18:14 > 0:18:18"What's that girl doing balancing a tennis ball on her nose?"
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Phew! It's still there.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Now, to make it grow up big and strong
0:18:26 > 0:18:28we need to feed it with grease.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Squeezy cheese sauce.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37HE CHUCKLES
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Cheesy!
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Archie? You've got to help me.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Stanley, have you seen the disgusting swollen pus sack?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Not recently. She's entering a fashion show or something.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01You've got to help me find a way to keep going. I'm exhausted.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03But the festering pimple!
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Forget about Steph. We need to find a way to give me some energy.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10OK, boys, listen up.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13To keep moving, your body burns fuel to create energy,
0:19:13 > 0:19:16and your muscles run on glucose,
0:19:16 > 0:19:19so your body makes glucose out of something called glycogen,
0:19:19 > 0:19:21which is stored in your liver and muscles.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25But if those stores run out, boys, you run out of gas.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28This is what athletes call "hitting the wall".
0:19:28 > 0:19:32The best way to make more glycogen is to eat a balanced diet,
0:19:32 > 0:19:37foods like almonds, rice and porridge contain complex carbohydrates
0:19:37 > 0:19:41that your body can turn into glycogen in less than two hours.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45Two hours?! But I haven't got two hours, Mike's dad's on his way.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48There must be a quicker way to get fuel into my muscles.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52- What is glucose, anyway? - I think it's some kind of sugar.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53So I could just eat loads of sugar!
0:19:53 > 0:19:56That'd give me energy straight away, wouldn't it?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59I don't know, sugar might make your teeth fall out.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03- When I'm a junior marine I can buy new ones.- And it might not work.
0:20:03 > 0:20:04Has that ever stopped us before?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Jelly beans!
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Cola!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Liquorice!
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Mints!
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Oh, mince!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- These.- That'll work.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25- No, these.- Oh, icing sugar!
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Put the icing sugar in the cola.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Brilliant!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45How do you feel? Has it worked?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47I feel...
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- Everybody down!- Argh!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55- Ha-ha, got you!- Is that Harry?
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Amanda, Kim says hi.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59Stanley, right?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Well, Stanley, you just lost the element of surprise,
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- a soldier's most valuable weapon. - What about a tank?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Good point, his second most valuable weapon.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- Is that a breadstick?- Yeah.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15OK, so surprise is his third most valuable weapon, after tanks
0:21:15 > 0:21:17and after breadsticks. Good start, marine!
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Stanley, I heard shouting. Is my dad here?
0:21:20 > 0:21:24- Oh, hey, Dad.- Michael, still broken and useless?
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- He's been helping me train for the test, sir.- That's my job!
0:21:28 > 0:21:31And the best way to do that is to give you some combat experience.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35- So what we're going to do is see how long you can survive.- OK.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39- While I hunt you down, like a dog! - Right...
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Run!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48It's really gone down, you can hardly see it.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Argh!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52I was holding back, like you said.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Shame your spot didn't.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Great wonders of the universe!
0:21:59 > 0:22:01It's magnificent!
0:22:01 > 0:22:06Could it be ready for just one tiny squeeze?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- Coming through!- Watch it!
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Yeah, don't come between a man and his dream pustule! Now then...
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Oh!
0:22:19 > 0:22:23Wow, squeezing spots is harder than the history books say.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Still, nothing to stop us now.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Steph, did Mike's dad just come through here?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31- Ugh, I'm melting!- Yeah.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Oh, hello Daisy.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38What was that stink?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Olivia, analyse.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Oh, phew-eee!
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Your body uses carbohydrates to make glucose for energy.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49But if a person is on a carb-free diet, eating just meat and veg,
0:22:49 > 0:22:52their body will turn their fat into energy instead.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56The bad news is, turning fat straight into energy
0:22:56 > 0:23:00increases the acid in your blood, so the body tries to get rid of the acid
0:23:00 > 0:23:02by breathing it out through your lungs,
0:23:02 > 0:23:06giving you eye-meltingly tasty acid breath. Ah!
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Oh, Stanley. You're still upright. - Oh, yeah.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Found a brilliant way of giving myself loads of energy.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Great. That's great. Unless of course you just ate loads of sugar.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21What's wrong with eating loads of sugar?
0:23:21 > 0:23:24I wouldn't know, I'm just a girl, after all.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Sugar's something I read, not eat. I think it gives you a sugar rush,
0:23:27 > 0:23:32- so you get loads of energy really quickly.- Oh, tell me about it!
0:23:32 > 0:23:36Yeah, but it also runs out really quickly in a...
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Now what's it called? Oh, yeah.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40A sugar crash.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Where's Stanley? Dad's coming!
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Uh-oh.
0:23:46 > 0:23:52- Stanley? Stanley, get up!- Sugar crash.- Jess, you've got to help him.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56Little me? Oh, I wouldn't know how. Also I might break a nail.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59They're strawberry milkshake.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Please, Jess, don't make me beg.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07Come on! I've got nothing. I need you.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11I can't, Stanley. I have to go and make cupcakes.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Good luck.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Jess?
0:24:15 > 0:24:21You are without a doubt the meanest, most stubborn vicious person
0:24:21 > 0:24:24I have ever met in my life.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29That's all I wanted to hear.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Come on, I've got an idea.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Drop it, Colonel Sir Mike's dad. I've got a hostage.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Got your own baked goods, eh?
0:24:40 > 0:24:44You learn quickly, marine. But have you got the guts to use it?
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Take another step and you'll find out.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Well, looks like we've got ourselves a stalemate,
0:24:59 > 0:25:02unless one of us can throw a breadstick so well
0:25:02 > 0:25:05he could hit a French fancy at 15 metres,
0:25:05 > 0:25:07which I can!
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Sugar crash.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16What's going on here? This man has got no energy.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18But we've got plenty.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22You? But you're busted. And she's just a girl.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Wow! Nice shot!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Oh, Harry, hi.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Oh, your breath stinks!
0:25:29 > 0:25:34Oh! That must be why people have been running away from me all day,
0:25:34 > 0:25:36but nobody said.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Oh, thank you, you lovely man. That's very thoughtful of you.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Oh, I better go!
0:25:42 > 0:25:43Um, has anyone got a mint?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47See you!
0:25:48 > 0:25:51HE GASPS
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Finally, you are mine.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Ow, my nose!
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Woo-hoo! I squeezed a spot! I squeezed a spot!
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- Puss on my face cos I squeezed a spot!- Whoa!
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Stanley, the remote!
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Oh, yes. Oh, very good.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Oh, hey...
0:26:17 > 0:26:21- No!- Wait! This means I get to go to the fashion show.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Yes!- Oh, no!
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Give that here.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Hang on, Dad, I'll stop this thing.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Are you OK, Dad?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35I have never...
0:26:38 > 0:26:43..been so impressed by a candidate in all my born days.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Well done, Stan.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Well-trained, Mikey boy.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53I'm proud of you. Yeah.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- I feel a bit... - HE GAGS
0:26:58 > 0:27:01- Ow! - CRASH!
0:27:01 > 0:27:04He'll be all right. He's tough.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07You see how great we are when we work together?
0:27:07 > 0:27:10- Told you there's no "I" in team. - But there's a "you"...
0:27:10 > 0:27:13in "You two are my best mates."
0:27:16 > 0:27:18HE GROANS
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- No.- What are you doing?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23It's our turn to help you now, mate.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Only an hour till you have to be at the fair.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Let's get you immune to dizziness.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29Guys...
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Guys, stop it!
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Aaaaarrrggghh!
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