0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to The Revolting World Of Stanley Brown.
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Go science!
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Achoo!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Sick!
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Stanley is going to be the world's greatest scientist.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Whoa!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17It's just that he doesn't know that yet.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20This is his next door neighbour, Jess.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22And his best friend Mike.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Oh, and here's Archie.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27I'm your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,
0:00:27 > 0:00:29great, grandson, from the future.
0:00:29 > 0:00:30I'm invisible.
0:00:30 > 0:00:35And I'm invisible too. I'm Olivia, Archie's incredible robot assistant.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38We've come back in time to make sure that Stanley
0:00:38 > 0:00:40keeps up his revolting experiments
0:00:40 > 0:00:43and becomes the greatest scientist ever known.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Yo! Hello, future film fans!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50I'm Archie Brown and I'm bringing you an exclusive look
0:00:50 > 0:00:52behind the scenes of...
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Night Of The Living Virus.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55ARCHIE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:00:55 > 0:00:57In there, Stanley Brown's hard at work
0:00:57 > 0:01:00on one of the most disgusting movies ever made.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03And we're about to check out the action on set. Although...
0:01:03 > 0:01:07SShh, we can't let him know we're filming.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Don't want to disturb a genius at work!
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Or disturb the space time continuum. Whatevs.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Come on!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22What was that!?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Sorry!
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Don't know...next door's cat?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Anyway, come on, try again!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40That's it! That's great. Hold on, let me measure it.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41BUBBLE POPS
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Mike! Can you at least try to blow proper bubbles?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Sorry. Why are you measuring my bubbles anyway?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Because I think they could pass for globules of deadly virus puss,
0:01:50 > 0:01:52and if they do, I can put them into my new movie.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Your new movie?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Yep! I'm directing another movie.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00I'm going to make it the most disgusting movie ever.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05But didn't we try and make the most disgusting movie ever last week?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08It wasn't disgusting enough.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Who knew a film called Once Upon A Time In A Bucket Of Slime
0:02:10 > 0:02:12wouldn't be disgusting enough?!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Help! Help! Let me out! I'm in a bucket of slime!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19HE SCREAMS
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Oh, yeah, I remember that one.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25The slime gave a great performance. Mike, not so much.
0:02:27 > 0:02:33Oh, don't mind me. I'm just happy hanging out...secretly filming you.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38We have to make this movie even more disgusting.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39It's about this virus that spreads around the world
0:02:39 > 0:02:42and everybody catches it and becomes really ill.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Like that tummy bug that went round school last week?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Exactly. That's where I got the idea from.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Remember how sick and sweaty I got? - Yeah.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54In one night I barfed up a whole bucket of sick.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- No way it was that much! - Don't believe me?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00How about...now?!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- That is gross-tastic! - Nice of you to say so, Mike.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- So, uh... is that bucket still around?- No.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Mum wouldn't let me keep it. - Oh, what a killjoy.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14I know! That'd be so good for that bit in my film when everybody dies.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Oh, I love that bit!
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Er...I mean...I bet I'll love that bit.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Everybody dies? That sounds a bit depressing.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Before they die they explode in a ball of purple slime.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Sounds amazing! Can I be in it?
0:03:30 > 0:03:31No.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34I've got something better for you.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38You have got the most important job of the whole movie.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Cameraman.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Awesome! Mission accepted.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47So, how do you use this thing?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Joking! Joking!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54So, what about the rest of the special effects?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Are you just going to collect loads more sweat and sick?
0:03:56 > 0:03:59No, that'd take too long and Mum's confiscated all of my buckets.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Instead we're going to use...
0:04:03 > 0:04:05- Alien sputem! - Mum's make-up!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Right, yeah, of course. Your Mum's make up.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Right. But won't she mind?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12She won't know. We'll put it back once we've used some
0:04:12 > 0:04:15to create horrible purple exploding sick people!
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Look, it's all purple and disgusting anyway!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22But if she does find out, she'll blow her nut. So remember...
0:04:22 > 0:04:23- Watch out!- Mum's coming.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Stanley! What are you doing? - Nothing. School project.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31You're running out of times you can use that excuse.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34That rotten cabbage was NOT a school French project.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35Should have said Biology.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Why have you got a lab coat? Are you doing something disgusting?
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Er, no! We're doing a fashion shoot.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43It's for Art.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Oh. 80s minimalist chic. I like it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49But I'd like it even more if you did it out in the shed
0:04:49 > 0:04:52because I've got these new products here I have to test
0:04:52 > 0:04:55and I would like to get you two out from under my feet.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Thank you. Bye.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02That was close, but I think we're OK.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05We're going to make the most disgusting film EVER!
0:05:05 > 0:05:06- Woohoo! - HE LAUGHS
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Up top, guys.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Don't leave me hanging.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Hoo-hoo!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Making a film and not asking me to be in it?!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27That is totes unacceptable. I'm going to need to find out more.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Daisy, you're going to have to do some spying for me.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Come on!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40I look well sick!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Sick!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44All we need to do now is find a leading lady.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Jess?- She's been grounded for punching a Brownie.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49And besides, she's too mouthy.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52What we need is someone who'll do what we tell them.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Someone who doesn't even know what a film is.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Well, where are we going to find someone like that?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00That's what I was going to say!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Daisy! What are you doing down there, you frightened...Mike.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06I must've frightened you too, you've turned a funny colour!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Oh, this is just for the film I'm making.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Oh, the film. I mean, what film?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I suppose you wouldn't want to be in it, would you?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16It's about saving the world from a terrible virus
0:06:16 > 0:06:20that turns everybody purple before they explode and then die!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Well...I've always wanted to save the world.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25You wouldn't actually have to save the world. You'd just pretend.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28But if the virus really is that bad, I'm not sure pretending will help.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31- No, I mean...- Look I'll do it.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- You will?!- If you can promise me I won't get the virus myself.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38It's not real, Daisy.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41I don't think you're taking this situation seriously enough, Stanley.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Let's get to work. Shall we start with you?
0:06:44 > 0:06:45You do look peaky.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Hello and welcome back to my series of exclusive
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Night Of The Living Virus special features.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Now, for all you fact fans out there...
0:06:58 > 0:07:00OLIVIA LAUGHS
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Shut up, Olivia. It so does NOT look like I'm filming myself
0:07:02 > 0:07:06having a poo... Does it?
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Argh!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Right. Side of the bath, side of the bath.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12No.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16HE FLUSHES THE TOILET
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Oh, stuff this.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20It's time for them to film the first scene! Come on!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Night of the Living Virus, scene three, take one.
0:07:39 > 0:07:40And...action!
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Dr Brainhead, did you find anything?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Dr Brainhead, what happened to you?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53I guess the virus really is that infectious after all.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55She's surprisingly good.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Ah, rest in peace, Dr Brainhead.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01You always were the brains behind the outfit.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Cut! Perfect. A lot of intensity in that scene, Daisy.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10What's going on? Who is Dr Brainhead? Whose skull is that?
0:08:10 > 0:08:11And who am I playing again?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14And how is this going to save the world?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Wow, she makes a potato look like Einstein.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Forget I said that. What did I say? Just ignore me. I'm not here. Who?
0:08:21 > 0:08:25- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Trying to act. - Not you. We're making a film.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30I think we know that, Stanley.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Wow, this is gold, keep going.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Trouble in the ranks on set.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Mike, do you mind taking Daisy outside for a second to rehearse?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Does that mean I'm the director?! - You're assistant director. For a bit.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Great!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Great.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Go over page 26, and line nine.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51You mean..."ouch?"
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Yes, but there are so many different ways to say "ouch."
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Ouch.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Ouuccch.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59OUCH!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Archie, I've told you. It's awkward when you talk to me
0:09:05 > 0:09:09in front of my friends cos they can't see you and they think I'm weird.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Sorry, Stanley! - And are you filming me?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Er...yes. A bit.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17It's just this project of yours, it's really exciting for me,
0:09:17 > 0:09:20but I can't tell you why and I really want to film you making it,
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- but I can't tell you why! - Why?
0:09:23 > 0:09:27I can't tell you. Oh, let's just talk about something else.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Hey, it's totally awesome your movie's about viruses!
0:09:30 > 0:09:31It's in my top three words beginning with V,
0:09:31 > 0:09:35and verrucas and vomit are only up there for sentimental reasons.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Did you know viruses are amongst the world's smallest living things?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Olivia? Show him!
0:09:42 > 0:09:47That's right, Archie. Some viruses are only 20 nanometres wide.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Now, despite what you might think,
0:09:48 > 0:09:51a nanometre isn't the length of someone's nan.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Although my nan is very small.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56A nanometre is a billionth of a metre.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58You could fit 5,000 of these little viruses
0:09:58 > 0:10:04on the width of one human hair. 250,000 could fit onto an ant.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08And 7 and a half trillion could fit onto Zayn from One Direction.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Not that I would want all those viruses on Zayn from One Direction.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Stay healthy, Zayn from One Direction!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17And as for Liam? Yeah, not so much.
0:10:17 > 0:10:23That was Dr Mole. He specialises in mole-ecular biology.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28One Direction don't get silences like that after their performances.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Archie, your science is cool. But your jokes, hmm, not so much.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Well, how can I focus on being a comedian when I'm focusing on...
0:10:36 > 0:10:37focusing.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40So, what do you say? Can I stay and film?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43OK, but don't break anything!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Oh, come on! I know I've been a little bit clumsy lately,
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- like knocking over your worm farm. - YOU knocked over my worm farm?!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Er...no, I mean it basically knocked itself over. But anyway!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55I promise I won't break anything this time.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57I won't even touch anything! And if I do,
0:10:57 > 0:10:59you can kick me out immediately, OK?
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Scout's honour.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Were you in the scouts?
0:11:02 > 0:11:04No. So come on, trust me.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06OK.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10Great! Ooh, look, a funny animal! Oh, ain't you cute?!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Leave that, it's the microphone.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- We can be BFFs! - ARCHIE LAUGHS
0:11:16 > 0:11:19What was that?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Was it next door's cat?
0:11:24 > 0:11:28I know. I'll go. It's...it's OK.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30I'll just go and film something else.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32I'm sure there's plenty of stuff going on
0:11:32 > 0:11:33my viewers will want to watch.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Really interesting stuff. Thrilling.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40So I'll just go film that. No problem.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Looking forward to it.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Right. Places, everybody!
0:11:48 > 0:11:54Erm...Paris! Cornwall! My grandma's kitchen!
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Daisy, just get to the first position.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Right, same scene again please, Daisy.- But I thought I was perfect?
0:12:02 > 0:12:06It was. But I'd like it more perfect.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Come on, people!
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Time is slime is money!
0:12:09 > 0:12:10HE SIGHS
0:12:10 > 0:12:13And...action!
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Revitalising Radiance Facial Mist.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Hmm.
0:12:32 > 0:12:37How would you rate this product on A - revitalisation?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Well, I think I can safely say
0:12:40 > 0:12:42that no one's going to want to watch this.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44OLIVIA SNORES
0:12:45 > 0:12:48And...action!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53No, you listen to me, Mr President!
0:12:53 > 0:12:55President, isn't that a funny name, Stanley?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Stick to the lines, Daisy!
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Oh!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02If you panic, then the whole world panics,
0:13:02 > 0:13:06and if the whole world panics the virus has won.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07The virus has won what?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Just keep going!
0:13:09 > 0:13:14Pull yourself together, stop weeping, we can beat this thing.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16OK, await my further instructions.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Amateurs.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22That's one good word for it.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25I know what you're doing. You're using Mum's make up to make a film.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Daisy, how could you betray me like this?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30We...we're saving the world! I just spoke to a Mr President.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34- He doesn't talk much. - Steph, don't tell Mum.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35- I won't.- Really?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37On one condition. I want in.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40THEY LAUGH
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Oh, you weren't joking.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49I'm a very committed actress!
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Committed to being awful!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53You massacred the school production of Oliver! last year.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56They had to give everyone their money back. Two people emigrated!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59And besides, why do you want to be involved, anyway?
0:13:59 > 0:14:00You hate us.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04Oh, Stanley, don't say that, you're my brother, I love you,
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- we don't hang out enough.- Really?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09No! If I'm in your film, then I can put it on the internet
0:14:09 > 0:14:11and then everyone will see it, and then I'll be spotted
0:14:11 > 0:14:13and then hello, Hollywood!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Isn't that a bit unlikely?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18More unlikely than everyone turning purple and exploding?
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Fair point. Carry on.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23If I've been in a film, I'll be the most popular girl in school.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25More popular than Sally Mathers who only appeared
0:14:25 > 0:14:28on X Factor cos she's the sister of a contestant.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Sorry, Steph, but...no way.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Fine. In that case I've got no option but to tell Mum
0:14:34 > 0:14:37that you're making a film and you've stolen all of her make-up. See ya.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Steph, wait! Don't do that!
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Right. That's basically the worst thing that could've happened.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55"Superlatively Soothing Dead Sea..."
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Mum! Stanley's making a film and he's stolen your make-up
0:14:57 > 0:15:00and he didn't want me to tell you, I had to tell you anyway
0:15:00 > 0:15:02cos he always gets away with everything and it's not fair...
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Slow down there!- Stanley's making a film.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Well, that's a good idea.- WHAT?!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Well, it'll keep him out of my way. The last thing I need
0:15:08 > 0:15:11is him being all loud and sciencey everywhere
0:15:11 > 0:15:15while I'm trying to do my "Soothing Dead Sea Foot Scrub."
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Foot scrub?!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18But the film's about science!
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Well, I must say,
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I'm pleasantly surprised that he's decided to take up drama.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25It must run in the family.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I used to be quite the actress, you know.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30You used to do drama?! Oh, no! Why?!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32That's like the whole of drama ruined.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Look, I know you just think that I'm an old grot bag,
0:15:35 > 0:15:38but back in the day, let me tell you, I was a ...
0:15:38 > 0:15:42- Slightly younger grot bags? - ..very fine young actress.
0:15:42 > 0:15:47I played Juliet in the school production of Annie Get Your Gun.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I had two lines. So if Stanley wants to make a film,
0:15:50 > 0:15:54then, as you young people say, LOL.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56ROFL.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59OMG?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Never abbreviate again.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04NAA, don't you mean?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07What about the fact that Stanley's borrowed all your old make up?!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Or actually stolen because if he does return it,
0:16:09 > 0:16:11it'll just be covered in his own greasy face juice anyway.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Well, let me have a look.
0:16:13 > 0:16:18Oh, this is fine. I could never sell this stuff anyway.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21It always used to make people look like they'd been struck down
0:16:21 > 0:16:25with a terrible disease. In fact, it would be great if it got used up!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27- Are you going to be in Stanley's film?- No. He won't let me.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Well, I must say, that does make sense.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33I mean, darling, I love you, but you are the worst actress in the world
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- and I've seen Hollyoaks. - I made you cry in the school play!
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Those weren't tears of pride.
0:16:38 > 0:16:43Now erm...come on, sorry, I've got to get this off.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Out, thanks. OK.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Night Of The Living Virus, scene eight, take 21.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56And...action!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58You just don't get it, do you?
0:16:58 > 0:17:05Let me spell it out for you, you small town, pen-pushing bureaucrat!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08What ARE these made-up words?! Is she French?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Anyway, if the virus HAS mutated...
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Cut!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17What is it this time, Steven Speilbum?
0:17:17 > 0:17:18MIKE LAUGHS
0:17:18 > 0:17:20That's funny! I get it!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22That's funny!
0:17:22 > 0:17:25It's just this virus. It's meant to be serious, Daisy!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28If it keeps spreading the whole world will be dead and buried!
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Not before they've exploded in a ball of purple slime.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Well, who's going to bury everyone if we're all dead?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37I'm really hot. Can I have a sip of water?
0:17:37 > 0:17:38In a minute.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40This is the scene where you start to get ill.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41I do feel ill!
0:17:41 > 0:17:44This is great! Mike, are you getting this?
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Keep it coming, Daisy!
0:17:45 > 0:17:48That's funny. Now I feel really cold. What's going on?!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50This is EXACTLY what we've been missing!
0:17:50 > 0:17:51I need to sit down.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54How am I going to save the world if I feel so woozy?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57No! Your line is, "If the virus mutates,
0:17:57 > 0:18:01"it won't be long till we're all covered in puss-filled buboes!"
0:18:01 > 0:18:04What's a bubo? Sounds disgusting.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07It is. It's like a giant infected blister.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11It's what the people got in the Black Death before they ALL DIED.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Brilliant!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15I know! Anyway, Daisy, come on.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16"If the virus mutates..."
0:18:16 > 0:18:23If the virus mutates...if the virus mutates...if the virus...
0:18:23 > 0:18:24I feel sick.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Daisy, did you get that virus everybody else had?
0:18:27 > 0:18:31What virus? Is that where most of the class were last week?
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I thought it was a field trip I forgot to go on.
0:18:34 > 0:18:41Either she is the best person ever at playing a really, really sick person.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Or she actually is a really, really sick person.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46I guess that's me done.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Make sure you're not too near when I explode.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52DAISY VOMITS
0:18:58 > 0:19:02We're missing the filming of the movie! Olivia! We have to go!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Oh.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09ARCHIE SCREAMS
0:19:16 > 0:19:21Olivia! What was that? Some kind of horrible green ghost?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23You know I'm terrified of ghosts.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27OLIVIA LAUGHS
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Not cool, Olivia. Not cool at all.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30So what was it?
0:19:33 > 0:19:39It was Amanda?! Using Luxurious Lime Anti-Aging Cream?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Aging? What's aging?
0:19:41 > 0:19:45Well, as we know, Archie, in the future aging has been eradicated.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47People stay young for ever.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49But back here in the 21st century
0:19:49 > 0:19:52they start to age as soon as they're born.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55A bit slower than that, but we haven't got time now.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58So, in a nutshell human cells lose their ability to renew,
0:19:58 > 0:20:01organs become weaker, and eventually they die.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Well, aging sounds HORRIBLE!
0:20:04 > 0:20:09No wonder she wants some kind of cream to stop it! Ugh!
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Archie, I take it all back. Help!
0:20:21 > 0:20:24I'm sorry, Stanley. There's really nothing I can do.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27There's loads I can do. Juggle, balance a fish on my nose,
0:20:27 > 0:20:30but there's nothing relevant to this situation that I can do.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33But there must be something, you're from the future! You're amazing!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Last week you made my sister float in mid air!
0:20:35 > 0:20:36OLIVIA GETS ANGRY
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Yeah...shouldn't have done that.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- There must be something we can try. - Daisy's got a stomach bug, Stanley.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Olivia says it can take seven to ten days to recover.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46Seven to ten days?!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Be glad it's not the galactic Neptune flu of 2390.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52That took seven to ten years!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54And even then you were left with eye verrucas.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57So you're saying we just have to WAIT?
0:20:57 > 0:21:00But I have to make the world's most disgusting movie.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Stanley! I think I've cracked it.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08I'll play Daisy's part!
0:21:08 > 0:21:09DAISY VOMITS
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Look, I already know all of the lines and everything.
0:21:14 > 0:21:20Erm...Mr President, you see the thing is, about the virus, erm...
0:21:20 > 0:21:23You're a pen-popping broccoli cat.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Bureaucrat.
0:21:24 > 0:21:29We can all make up words, Stanley. Philishibooboo! Florine!
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Aggravated!
0:21:30 > 0:21:37Mike. Stop. Aggravated IS a word, and that's how I'm feeling right now.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39DAISY MOANS
0:21:39 > 0:21:43Well, this is awkward. Glad I'm invisible.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Listen, it's kind of you to offer,
0:21:45 > 0:21:47and I appreciate the effort you've made...
0:21:47 > 0:21:49But I've shaved my legs and everything.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51But you haven't got any leg hair.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Not anymore.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56- But I've already got someone else in mind to replace Daisy.- Who?!
0:21:58 > 0:22:01- Forget it. - But you were so great in Oliver!
0:22:01 > 0:22:02You said people emigrated!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04I said people celebrated.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07They thought you were so good at acting that they celebrated.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09You must think I'm stupid.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11That's true! He does think that.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Shhh, Mike.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Look, I know you want to be in the film,
0:22:16 > 0:22:18and now I want you to be in the film too, so what's the problem?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20We both want the same thing!
0:22:20 > 0:22:22OK, I'll do you a deal. First of all,
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- I want the final say in everything in the movie.- No way!
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Right then, bye!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29OK, OK! But you won't change anything will you?
0:22:29 > 0:22:30No.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Oh, but I don't want it to be about a virus anymore.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34I want it to be about shoes.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Shoes?!- It's about a girl who collects shoes and sings about them.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I've written a song.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- A SONG?!- I've written four songs. - FOUR SONGS?!
0:22:42 > 0:22:46# Shoes! They come in different sizes!
0:22:46 > 0:22:51# That's what no-one realises! #
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Well? Do we have a deal?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Can there at least be SOME really sick people?
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Some big purple exploding ones?
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Well...
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Oh, no. You've gone all sweaty.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06I'm just a bit warm. I'm fine.
0:23:06 > 0:23:10When...when do we start?
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Mum! Get out of the bathroom!
0:23:18 > 0:23:21OK, there's only one thing for it.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Mike, do you still have that wig?
0:23:24 > 0:23:28Is it just me or is it really hot?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Mike? Not you getting sick as well?!
0:23:31 > 0:23:35No, it's all right. It's just my jumper, it's really woolly.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I'll take it off.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Better already.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Good!
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Sorry.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59- I can't believe it.- It's turning into the plot of your movie.- Yeah!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01One person gets sick then another,
0:24:01 > 0:24:03and before you know it everyone's sick.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06But they're not even sick in a good way,
0:24:06 > 0:24:08where they explode in a big ball of purple slime.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Cheer up, Stanley. You got off pretty lightly.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13There have been worse epidemics in history.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- I guess.- I mean, it's not like they've got the Black Death!
0:24:16 > 0:24:20That made organising anything pretty much impossible.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Should we invite Tom?
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Can't. Dead. Black Death.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26No. Sam?
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Dead. Black Death.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- Polly? - Oh, I really like Polly!
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- Me too!- But she's dead. Black Death.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34Ah. Looks like it's just me and you, Mike.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Ugh!
0:24:36 > 0:24:38This party is going to be lame.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41You're right. I'm not going to give up!
0:24:41 > 0:24:45I'm still going to make the world's most disgusting movie!
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- Brilliant! - All I need is a new leading lady.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50But...who?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53ARCHIE GASPS
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Hi, Stan.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Mum! You look...amazing.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07Really? Do you think so?
0:25:07 > 0:25:12I must say this foot scrub's had some quite unexpected effects.
0:25:12 > 0:25:17Yeah. You look great. In fact...you look like a film star.
0:25:17 > 0:25:22Which is handy because I've got a film that needs a star.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Oh! Doctor Brainhead! What happened to you?
0:25:45 > 0:25:49I guess this virus is infectious after all.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Oh, rest in peace, Dr Brainhead.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54What are you doing?!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56It's infectious.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59Now listen to me, Mr President!
0:25:59 > 0:26:03If you panic, the world panics and...and the virus has won.
0:26:03 > 0:26:08Pull yourself together, stop crying, we're going to beat this thing.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12You are the host, Mr President.
0:26:13 > 0:26:18I have to take a blood sample...and then destroy you!
0:26:18 > 0:26:21SHE LAUGHS
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Well, I did it. I saved the world.
0:26:28 > 0:26:34Oh, oh, Dr Brainhead!
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I forgot you.
0:26:37 > 0:26:45Now the only problem is...I'm all alone!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52That was the most disgusting film I've ever seen.
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Do you know what, Stanley,
0:26:53 > 0:26:57life might be more revolting with you around but it's always more fun.
0:26:57 > 0:27:02I really enjoyed making that. Oh, I love you, darling. I love you both.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06Mum! You're embarrassing me. We're watching a sickening sci-fi,
0:27:06 > 0:27:08not a heart-warming family comedy.
0:27:08 > 0:27:13Euuugh! And that's a wrap on the behind the scenes
0:27:13 > 0:27:17of the most disgusting movie ever produced.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21It's been a real rollercoaster ride of emotions, all right.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22You're welcome, future!
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