0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to the Revolting World of Stanley Brown.
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Go science!
0:00:08 > 0:00:09Achoo!
0:00:10 > 0:00:11Sick.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Stanley is the world's greatest scientist.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Whoa!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17It's just that he doesn't know that yet.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20This is his next door neighbour Jess.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22And his best friend Mike.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Oh, and here's Archie.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27I'm your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,
0:00:27 > 0:00:29great, grandson, from the future.
0:00:29 > 0:00:30I'm invisible.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32And I'm invisible too.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35I'm Olivia, Archie's incredible robot assistant.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38We've come back in time to make sure that Stanley
0:00:38 > 0:00:40keeps up his revolting experiments
0:00:40 > 0:00:43and becomes the greatest scientist ever known.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Hello?
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Stanley?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Your mum said you were out here.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58DOG BARKS IN THE DISTANCE
0:01:02 > 0:01:03HE GASPS
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Aaargh!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32STANLEY LAUGHS
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Brilliant! It works!
0:01:33 > 0:01:34MIKE BREATHES HEAVILY
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- What do you think? Are you frightened?- No. I'm fine.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- You looked frightened.- I wasn't.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42You screamed like you were frightened.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45That wasn't a scream. It was a roar, like, "Aargh! Keep back!"
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Why do you want to frighten me, anyway?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51I don't want to frighten you. I want to scare the burglar.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54There's a burglar? No way.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Yeah. Someone keeps stealing my best stuff.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59They even took the decomposing fruit!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01This is all that's left of my rotten...
0:02:01 > 0:02:04The rotten pumpkin? Nooo!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06I'm going to scare them so hard
0:02:06 > 0:02:10they won't steal another pile of rotting slime as long as they live.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11You in?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Yeah! But who'd steal your things?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Don't know. Some kind of criminal genius.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Euch, my brother's so disgusting!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I don't even want to know what that was.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Shall I not tell you it's pig's poo then?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Pig poo?!- Yeah, there's like a big collection
0:02:29 > 0:02:34of animal droppings in there. Rabbit, tortoise, badger.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36How do you even collect badger poo?!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- I don't know. Why? Do you want some? - Of course not!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Well, I was going to say, there's some here if you do.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Well, don't close the door, give it to me.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45- But you said you didn't want... - I don't want to keep it!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I want to throw it away.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51I've got Tasha Corbett coming round for a sleepover tonight
0:02:51 > 0:02:54and nothing must ruin my chances of impressing her.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56And by nothing I mean Stanley and his awful things.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- I like Tasha. She's funny. - She's not funny, she's amazing.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02She started up that whole New Age group.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Do you think she'll let you join? - Maybe.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08But I don't think she'd be very happy about dipping her crisps
0:03:08 > 0:03:10into any hedgehog poo! So, you sneak up to Stanley's room
0:03:10 > 0:03:13and see if he's got any more slop we can throw out before she gets here.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Revolting brother, why would you even keep animal poo?!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Job done.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I really thought I'd frightened Mike.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Maybe he was frightened,
0:03:33 > 0:03:36he's just pretending to be all like, "whatever."
0:03:36 > 0:03:39If only there was some way to tell for definite.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Then I'd know if the trap works.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42You only have to ask.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Well, did you know when something scares us,
0:03:50 > 0:03:53it triggers a fight or flight response
0:03:53 > 0:03:56where your body gets ready to either fight, or run away.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01You start sweating, ready to cool you down if you need to run for it.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Your pupils widen, your hairs stand on end.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07But not like that. Your body hair stands up,
0:04:07 > 0:04:09making you more sensitive to movement around you.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Your heart beats faster, making sure your muscles
0:04:12 > 0:04:15get all the oxygen they need. And the contents of your stomach
0:04:15 > 0:04:18may be dumped, giving you less weight to carry around
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- when you leg it.- You can poo yourself when you're scared?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Or wee! Or have flatulence.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Flat-you-what?!
0:04:26 > 0:04:27I'm so scared!
0:04:27 > 0:04:28ARCHIE PASSES WIND
0:04:28 > 0:04:29OLIVIA ROARS
0:04:29 > 0:04:31A monster! STANLEY PASSES WIND
0:04:31 > 0:04:33The stench of fear!
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Did Mike trump when he was in the web?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39I don't know. I wasn't smelling.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Bet he did. Spiders are brilliant at scaring people.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- I love them.- Oh, yeah, you're well known for your love of spiders.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48In the future you invent bion...
0:04:48 > 0:04:49OLIVIA GETS ANGRY
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Oh, sorry. Can't tell you that.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Might destroy the space-time continuum. See you, Stanley.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Guess what I got?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06A tarantula!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I can't believe it! Your uncle really let you borrow it?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11That depends what you mean by borrow.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- I mean the usual thing.- In that case, no, he didn't.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17But he did go away to a lizard convention
0:05:17 > 0:05:20and leave me in charge of all his snakes and spiders.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Wow! Your uncle must get loads of visitors.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Weirdly, no.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30This would really scare off that burglar.
0:05:30 > 0:05:35Hey! Let's show it to my mum! She LOVES spiders.
0:05:35 > 0:05:43- Aargh! Oh, oh!- Mum?! What is it?! - Spider!- Brilliant!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Don't drop it.
0:05:48 > 0:05:53- Oh!- It's all gone.- Oh, thanks, love. - No problem. Mum loves spiders.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55It was her idea that I start collecting them.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- You're collecting spiders now?- Yeah. You told me to.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00With that spider in the bath the other day.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03No, I told you to take it away.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05And keep it in a box with lots of friends.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- I kind of assumed the last bit. - You are NOT to keep spiders
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- in this house.- I'm not. I'm keeping them in a box.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12OR in a box! I am picking up
0:06:12 > 0:06:16my Face Cream Saleswoman of the Week award tomorrow.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20And I have to look calm, relaxed and stress-free.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23And I won't look like that if I'm kept awake all night
0:06:23 > 0:06:25worrying about horrible spiders.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- They're not horrible. - They stun flies,
0:06:28 > 0:06:31and dissolve their insides and drink them like milkshakes.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32I call that horrible.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36I call it brilliant. Fly Milkshake.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Milkshakes! Get your milkshakes!
0:06:39 > 0:06:46Hm. Em...the Flytastic Flyshake. What's that?
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Well, let me tell you how we make it!
0:06:47 > 0:06:52We take a lovely fat, juicy fly, inject it with a hint of venom,
0:06:52 > 0:06:56and then dissolve its insides with digestive enzymes.
0:06:56 > 0:07:01Right. So it's fly guts dissolved in spider sick.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06Yep! It's quite the most disgusting thing you'll ever drink.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Full of deadly neurotoxin. What size cup would you like?
0:07:09 > 0:07:14So in what way are these the finest milkshakes in the animal world?
0:07:14 > 0:07:21They're so nutritious. Mm. Revolting. Needs more sick.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Promise me you've got rid of the spiders.- Of course. No spiders.
0:07:24 > 0:07:29- Promise.- Here it is.- We don't need that right now!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Well, I thought you wanted your mum to see it.- See what?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35This cloth! This lovely cloth. Isn't it nice?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Er, why would I want to see a cloth?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Well, it's so calming. Feel how calming it is.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42It's not that calming.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45What are these thick brown hairs sticking out of it?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Thick brown hairs? Where?- Mum, Tasha's going to be here soon
0:07:48 > 0:07:50and Stanley's room's full of... What's in the tank?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Nothing! Just some air. Jess is collecting some air, aren't you Jess?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Er...yes. I am. Apparently.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59So, there we are. Jess has some lovely air and there's no spiders.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Everyone's a winner.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Er, you've forgotten your box.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Aargh!
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Out.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Sorry, Mrs Brown.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20That's more of your horrible things thrown away.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Why is my face so itchy?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Stanley's definitely supposed to step on a tarantula
0:08:34 > 0:08:38at a sleepover tonight. But how can Stanley tread on a tarantula
0:08:38 > 0:08:43if Jess has taken it home? It doesn't make sense.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45What?
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Oh, listen, Archie, in 2038 Stanley will invent bionic legs
0:08:49 > 0:08:52for injured spiders. Apparently he had the idea
0:08:52 > 0:08:54when he accidentally stepped on a tarantula.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58So Stanley Brown's bionic spider legs allow spiders to dance,
0:08:58 > 0:09:02leap over buildings, and run at 300 miles per hour.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04So thanks to him the Robot Spider Olympics
0:09:04 > 0:09:09is THE most popular sporting event in human history, got that?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Oh, I love the Robot Spider Olympics,
0:09:11 > 0:09:14everybody loves the Robot Spider Olympics.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I'm going to have to interfere.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21I'm not going to blunder in and ruin everything,
0:09:21 > 0:09:24I'm going to blunder in and make everything totally amazing.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Oh, yeah.- You watch.
0:09:39 > 0:09:44Stanley, hey. How's things?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Someone's stolen my dandruff now!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50How is a thief even getting in here?! I've got to stop them.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52I thought you were going to scare them.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56How? Mum's evicted all my spiders. Why is she so frightened of them?
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- She's probably got a phobia. Of spiders?- Oh, yeah!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02People can have phobias of anything. They get totally terrified
0:10:02 > 0:10:04even of things that aren't dangerous at all!
0:10:04 > 0:10:09Olivia? Hit it! I said hit it!
0:10:10 > 0:10:11# There's
0:10:11 > 0:10:14# Astraphobia, that's fear of stars
0:10:14 > 0:10:16# with motorphobia you're scared of cars
0:10:16 > 0:10:19# Chiroptophobics don't like bats
0:10:19 > 0:10:21# With ailurophobia you're freaked by cats
0:10:21 > 0:10:24# Now climacophobia is fear of stairs
0:10:24 > 0:10:26# While a chaetophobic is terrified of hairs
0:10:26 > 0:10:29# Papalphobics are scared of the Pope
0:10:29 > 0:10:31# With ablutophobia you'll never use soap
0:10:31 > 0:10:34# Macrophobia is a fear of a wait
0:10:34 > 0:10:36# The octophobic is scared of eight
0:10:36 > 0:10:38# Dendrophobics scream at trees
0:10:38 > 0:10:41# Genuphobia makes you petrified of knees
0:10:41 > 0:10:43# Spermophobia, that's fear of germs
0:10:43 > 0:10:45# Scoleciphobics run from worms
0:10:45 > 0:10:47# While Pluviophobia is a terror of rain
0:10:47 > 0:10:49# But ponophobics don't like pain. #
0:10:49 > 0:10:52# Enetophobics get spooked by pins
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# Geniophobics are terrified of chins
0:10:54 > 0:10:56# Thalassophobia, the fear of the sea
0:10:56 > 0:10:58# But urophobia makes you horrified of wee
0:10:58 > 0:11:00# Linenophobics are scared of string
0:11:00 > 0:11:03# And so are pantophobics because they're scared of everything
0:11:03 > 0:11:04# Ornithophobics have a fear of birds
0:11:06 > 0:11:11# And hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
0:11:11 > 0:11:13# Is the fear of very, very long words
0:11:13 > 0:11:16# Word. #
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Wow! People can be scared of ANYTHING.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Oh! Maybe you could put everything in the world in your trap.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- How can I put everything into a trap?- You're right. Bit unwieldy.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28If only you still had the tarantula, everyone's scared of them.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Funny you should say that.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40We switched it before Jess left.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Now all I need to do is get Mike and Jess over to help.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- How are you going to do that?- By getting you to pretend to be my mum.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48STANLEY'S MUM'S VOICE
0:11:48 > 0:11:51So we'll see Mike tonight, it'd be such fun.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53No, it's not like me to want to have fun.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I mean, I'm normally really boring and annoying
0:11:55 > 0:11:57and go on and on about face cream.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59And tell him to sneak in quietly through the back door
0:11:59 > 0:12:03so I don't see him. Er...I mean... Goodbye.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06There. That should do it.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08A sleepover and a tarantula.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Everything's in place, just as it should be.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Your accidental death will usher in an age of robot spider athletics,
0:12:17 > 0:12:19the likes of which the world has never seen.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Be strong.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- How do I look?- Like a paper towel.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I'm supposed to look spiritual!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- This is to make me look pure and clean and...- Absorbent?
0:12:39 > 0:12:41- Just talk me up to Tasha. - How do I talk you up?
0:12:41 > 0:12:45- Tell her that I'm in touch with my chi.- You what?- Chi.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Tasha told me it's like this invisible energy flow,
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- and it, like, surrounds every living thing.- Like The Force?
0:12:50 > 0:12:54No, not like The Force. Well, maybe a bit like The Force.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57That'll be her. Come on.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Tasha. Welcome to my humble home.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08She's a Jedi and she touches cheese.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13- What?- Sorry, ignore her. I'm not a Jedi, and I don't touch cheese.
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- Why don't you touch cheese? - Well, I do touch cheese.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20I...I love cheese. Cheese is great.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22But she means I'm in touch with my chi.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26I don't touch cheese, I'm a vegan.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- As am I.- But you just said you love cheese.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Yeah. I...I...I love cheese like I love all things in creation.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Like I love this.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39A welly.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Won't you come through?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Stanley!
0:13:59 > 0:14:01You've got to help me, look at my face!
0:14:01 > 0:14:04It's right where you put that cloth on, was there something awful on it?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Just some thick brown hairs.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Well, do you think they could have given me this rash?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I've got to pick up a beauty award and I can't
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- with this big itchy face.- Maybe a good night's sleep will help.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Oh, yeah, maybe it's just stress. Hmm. Calm and relaxed.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Calm and relaxed. Calm and relaxed.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Calm and relaxed. Oh, Stanley?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Um, you have got rid of your spiders, haven't you?
0:14:29 > 0:14:33- Yeah. Sure. No spiders on me.- Great.
0:14:33 > 0:14:38- Calm and relaxed. Calm and relaxed. - Calm and relaxed
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Wow, that was close. But I've got my friends, I've got a giant spider,
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- we're going to scare this thief. - Where's the tarantula?
0:14:54 > 0:14:55You looking after it right?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Yeah, course. It's safe in a shoe box.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59CARDBOARD CRUNCHES
0:15:00 > 0:15:04In a shoe box? Like the shoe box you just sat on?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Hey, guys! Have there been any awful accidents with the..?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Yes, there have!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17You killed it! Do you know what my uncle's going to do to me?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- He owns a tank of cockroaches! - Jess! I'm sorry. I didn't...
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I'm going to make you suffer, Stanley Brown.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24I'm going to become Steph's best friend,
0:15:24 > 0:15:26just so I can ruin your life.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30- Er, guys.- What?- Permission to speak?
0:15:32 > 0:15:33The spider's not in here.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Oh, yes!- Noooo!
0:15:36 > 0:15:39I mean...hooray!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41It must be running about the house somewhere, yeah?
0:15:41 > 0:15:44In great danger?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Find...my...spider.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04You two check the landing, I'll finish here and meet you downstairs.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09I don't believe it! I've let the spider escape and ruined the future.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Oh, what's going to happen to my favourite robot spider athletes?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15There's only one thing for it.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18I need to get the future back on track.
0:16:18 > 0:16:25Jess' spider must diiiiiiieeee!
0:16:25 > 0:16:31And I have to make Stanley do it...by accident.
0:16:35 > 0:16:40- I sense, erm...negative energy about this place.- Oh, no do you?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43It's bound to be Stanley's fault. You see, the thing is,
0:16:43 > 0:16:46my brother's really into science. Yeah, I know, right?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49It's like, everything has to be measured and proved
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- before he'll believe in it.- Yeah, things are so much better
0:16:51 > 0:16:55when they're vague and confusing and don't really make any sense.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Exactly.- Well, not exactly.- Yeah, Daisy, not exactly.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01What are you talking about?! She's so annoying.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03She's always dragging me down. And Stanley's always doing
0:17:03 > 0:17:06horrible experiments. I really need some way to express
0:17:06 > 0:17:09my spiritual side, you know? Like you have.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Like being in charge of the New Age Group.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14You want to be in charge of the New Age Group?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16No, you're in charge. But, maybe when you step down.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Is that why you've invited me round? - No, of course not!- Yeah it is.
0:17:19 > 0:17:24- You told me.- I should go.- No, no, don't go! I...there's a ghost!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26We've got a ghost.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28It moves things about...and it smells.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31And it leaves, like, trails of slime everywhere.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32I didn't know Stanley were a ghost.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37It's not Stanley. It's a troubled spirit. Please stay, Tasha.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Maybe we can guide it towards the light?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Why do you want it on the light?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10MIKE PASSES WIND
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Pardon me!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Throughout the ages, ghost hunters have used the vibratory power
0:18:20 > 0:18:24of stones to enhance their energies. This is one such stone.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- I feel a presence.- That's us.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31No. I feel another.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Spirit! You are welcome! What is your name?
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Stanley. You seen my spider?
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Stanley!
0:18:40 > 0:18:41What?
0:19:14 > 0:19:15MIKE PASSES WIND
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Pardon me!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Oh, it's still there!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Come here! Come here, spider!
0:19:39 > 0:19:44Ah, my little hairy friend, where have you been?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Back to Stanley and your accidental doom.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Stay out!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54I've done everything I can to stop you ruining tonight
0:19:54 > 0:19:56but you're still messing things up for me.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59What do you mean, you've done everything you can?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Nothing.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03You've been stealing my stuff!
0:20:06 > 0:20:08It was Steph! Steph's the burglar!
0:20:08 > 0:20:12If I had that tarantula now, I'd give her such a spidering!
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Where's a giant arachnid when you need one?!
0:20:14 > 0:20:18Where would it go? I need to know more about tarantulas.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Olivia!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23You called, your highness?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26OK. Tarantulas are the biggest spiders in the world
0:20:26 > 0:20:29but when they grow they have to break out of their old casing
0:20:29 > 0:20:33and grow a new one. Humans don't do this because it would look gross.
0:20:33 > 0:20:38Despite looking so scary, tarantulas aren't really that dangerous.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40They can be killed by just a short fall
0:20:40 > 0:20:43and their bite is no worse than a bee sting.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46But if they're annoyed they throw barbed hairs off their bellies
0:20:46 > 0:20:48which can give you a pretty nasty rash.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Don't cross me, Buster, or I'll make you itch.
0:20:52 > 0:20:57The worst they can do is give you a rash? That's rubbish!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Although that does explain Mum's rash.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01There must have been tarantula hairs on that cloth.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Quick! Tread clumsily over here and look at this!
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- What?- Oh, I thought I saw a...dust.
0:21:13 > 0:21:20- A dust?- Yes. A very interesting piece of dust. Just there.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24- Agh! Where is it?- What? - The spider! It's gone!
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- I know. That's why we're looking for it.- Yes, but it...
0:21:28 > 0:21:34Just keeping us on our toes. Agh! It's still missing! See?
0:21:35 > 0:21:36See you later.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Oi, spider! Come here
0:21:40 > 0:21:43so I can deliberately get you accidentally killed.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Mike?
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- Jess?- Stanley? Is that you?
0:21:58 > 0:22:00How does my face look?
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Great. It's got a lovely...glow.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07It's just so itchy, I can't sleep.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10And there's a horrid smell around. I think I might get up.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Hm, what's this?- I... I'm just so frightened.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19Of the spiders you made me throw away. Hold me.
0:22:19 > 0:22:24- Oh, yeah, your heart's beating fast. - Yeah. That's the fear.- Awww.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Also I'm evacuating my bowels.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- STANLEY PASSES WIND - 'Scuse.
0:22:28 > 0:22:29OK.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Spider! Where are you?
0:22:42 > 0:22:44That should have gassed her out for a few minutes.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Steph won't let us in. We'll have to get them out first.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- So how are we going to do that? - Let me think.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Fight or flight! Wait here.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Spider, where are you?
0:23:09 > 0:23:15- Archie, I need your help- Eh? What are you doing?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Nothing. What kind of help?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22I don't know what's happened to this ghost.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- Maybe it's upset that you made it up.- It's probably just too light.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- You're going to have to be the ghost.- You're going to kill me?!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36No. Wait till she's distracted, then move stuff about.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Knock something off a shelf, yeah?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Wandering spirit. Give us a sign.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51I told you. Look, Steph, I'm not going to let you into the group
0:23:51 > 0:23:53just because you pretend that...
0:23:53 > 0:23:54DOOR RATTLES
0:23:56 > 0:23:59That was just your brother again.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00DAISY GASPS
0:24:09 > 0:24:10It wasn't me!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24STEPH GASPS
0:24:25 > 0:24:27STEPH WHIMPERS
0:24:30 > 0:24:32BOTH: Aaahh!
0:24:32 > 0:24:36- Let me out of here!- Let me join the New Age Group!
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Take my stones! Just let me live!
0:24:40 > 0:24:42TASHA SCREAMS
0:24:47 > 0:24:51What is going on down here?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Was that right?
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Stanley Brown, have you got something to do with this?
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Mum, I can explain everything.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02You squashed my tarantula!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Tarantula?!
0:25:05 > 0:25:10Jess, I'm so sorry. Is it completely dead?
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Maybe I could fix it? I could make it bionic legs!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Result! He's had the idea!
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Stanley Brown, what is this about a tarantula in my house?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22And what are your friends doing here at night?
0:25:22 > 0:25:24I need a good night's sleep. I've got a big day tomorrow
0:25:24 > 0:25:27and I've told you I'm petrified of spiders!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32You've got a lot of explaining to do, young man.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36What?
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Of course! Spiders shed their skins to grow!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42I must have just stepped on its old casing.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Result! History is saved and the spider's still alive!
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Come here, Brian.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Everything's fine.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53Oh...
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Oh...
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Maybe that should be fight, flight, or faint.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- Good one.- At least she'll have a good night's sleep.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06- Stanley, you've ruined my night.- And you've stolen half of my stuff.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08- Give it back.- What makes you think I'll do that?
0:26:08 > 0:26:09That spider.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17- I'm not scared of that.- Yes, you are.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20STEPH BREATHES HEAVILY
0:26:21 > 0:26:23DAISY PASSES WIND
0:26:24 > 0:26:27All right! I'll give you your stupid stuff back!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29The bin men won't want it anyway.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36THAT's the stench of justice!
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