0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to the Revolting World of Stanley Brown.
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Go science!
0:00:07 > 0:00:09SHE SNEEZES
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Sick.
0:00:11 > 0:00:15- Stanley is going to be the world's greatest scientist...- Whoa.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17..it's just that he doesn't know that yet.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20This is his next door neighbour Jess...
0:00:20 > 0:00:22and his best-friend Mike.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25And here's Archie...
0:00:25 > 0:00:28I'm your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,
0:00:28 > 0:00:30great grandson from the future. I'm invisible.
0:00:30 > 0:00:35And I'm invisible too. I'm Olivia, Archie's incredible robot assistant.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39We've come back in time to make sure that Stanley keeps up
0:00:39 > 0:00:41his revolting experiments
0:00:41 > 0:00:45and becomes the greatest scientist ever known.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54No way! I can't believe you dropped a bogey bomb on me.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Told you. Don't mess with the master of Super Sewer Kart II.
0:00:59 > 0:01:04Giant rats get me every time. You win, Stanley.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08- Again.- OK. Game over.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Let's go and invent something. Yay!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13- Another game, Mike?- Yeah.
0:01:13 > 0:01:19Another one?! You've played 302 games back-to-back.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21I wouldn't have believed it...
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Super Sewer Kart II is starting to feel a bit...
0:01:24 > 0:01:27- samey.- Samey?!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29It's the same game every time
0:01:29 > 0:01:31just with a different shaped poo on each level.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Let's have another go at making icing out of dandruff. Woohoo!
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Come on, Stanley!
0:01:42 > 0:01:47Good grief. Look at you three. Have you been up all night?!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Come on. Turn that off and tidy up.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- Don't listen to her. Turn that off and come and make filth. Stanley?- Stanley?
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- Stanley?- Stanley?!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00BOTH: Just get up and do something!
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- How do I look? - Old. Who are you meant to be?
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Me. But with a geek-chic science-y twist.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20- What do you think?- I don't know. You still look like Stanley's sister.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23I am Stanley's sister.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25You don't even like science.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Actually, I love all that stuff.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28The boiling point of physics.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Magnesium sulphate.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Gymnasium seaside. All that stuff.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Especially as they gave us partners to work with
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- for our science homework project. - Oh, yeah. They did, didn't they?
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Yep. And my partner's pretty amazing.- Yes, I am.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- It's not you.- Yes, it is. - No, it isn't.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Mr Fisher said so.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54He put it up on the board. We're team F. Go team F!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Those were our grades.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Anyway, I've fixed it so that I can work with a certain gorgeous someone
0:03:00 > 0:03:05- who happens to live not very far from here.- Me.- No.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07How can I explain this?
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Tomorrow, I'm going to be working very closely
0:03:11 > 0:03:14with someone I've really liked
0:03:14 > 0:03:17for a very long time. Yes?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- You understand?- Yes...
0:03:19 > 0:03:22I do.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Good.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I'll dress up like a geek too. It'll be brilliant.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Yeah, whatever.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Hey, can you go now though? I've asked Daniel to come over today
0:03:31 > 0:03:34to plan our research and I need you to be totally not here.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37Yeah.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Exactly like that.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46And have you even washed this morning? Or cleaned your teeth?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Right. That is it. I'm turning this off.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Argh! I give up.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Don't complain to me when your teeth fall out.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Oh. Classic mistake.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04That's not how you get the attention of a genius. This...
0:04:04 > 0:04:09is how an expert does it with dignity and decorum.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Stanley! Come back to me!
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Wha...?
0:04:16 > 0:04:20It's no good. He's like a zombie.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Except those guys have got a lot more get-up-and-go.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27There's only one thing for it. We need a plan to shake him
0:04:27 > 0:04:33from his stupor, a plan so subtle, so sly,
0:04:33 > 0:04:38that he barely notices we've done anything at all.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44- What did you do that for?!- What do you mean?! I only opened up a portal
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- and dropped a load of baked beans through it. I was just trying to get your attention.- Yeah?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Well, you have now. Never do that again. Mike and Jess
0:04:51 > 0:04:54were well freaked! I had to tell them I put
0:04:54 > 0:04:56- an invisible bean bomb on the ceiling.- Nice!
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Good thinking. Let's do some more! - I want to chill out this weekend.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03I don't have to spend all my time inventing stuff.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07How could you? You're Stanley B...
0:05:07 > 0:05:12Yeah, I'm Stanley Brown, the great genius. I know.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Yeah, but...the future! This is the weekend you invent...
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Hang on, there's bound to be something. Olivia?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22I invent bird-poo toothpaste.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24How did you know?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Cos I invented bird-poo toothpaste.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Yeah. Not one of your best inventions.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37No. Maybe I should put it in the bin with the dog-sick soap.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Yeah, you might want to empty that bin.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42That's the future dealt with. I'm going to get changed
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- and then it's back to the game. - No, not more chilling!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48There's other stuff too.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52This weekend, you also discover...
0:05:52 > 0:05:54something...
0:05:54 > 0:05:57something amazing.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Do I? Let's see.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04No! You're obsessed with looking at screens today. You can't look.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- It doesn't say.- Why not?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08It's...a...
0:06:08 > 0:06:10mystery.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15The great mystery of Stanley Brown.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Nobody knows what you discovered this weekend.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24But whatever it was, it changed your life...
0:06:24 > 0:06:26for ever.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Are you sure you're not just saying it because you're bored
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- and want me to do stuff with you?- No.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33It happens. Definitely.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Sure as eggs is eggs.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37What do you mean, eggs?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Well, it's just a saying. Sure as eggs is eggs.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42That's a strange thing to say.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Unless...
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Are you having an idea?
0:06:46 > 0:06:49How sure is it that eggs is eggs?
0:06:49 > 0:06:50What if...
0:06:51 > 0:06:54What if eggs isn't eggs?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56But there is, isn't they?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58If eggs isn't eggs, what is they?
0:06:58 > 0:07:03I don't know, but if they isn't, just think what that would mean.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07It would turn our entire perception of the world on its head.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Maybe that's what I discover.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Let's check what those eggs is.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15What?!
0:07:15 > 0:07:20It's one little white lie and he's doing science again now.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Everybody wins.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Daniel...
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Wow. I love all this science stuff. It's so amazing.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- So what's that thing you've got there called?- It's a pen.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41A pen. How geeky!
0:07:42 > 0:07:47- In a chic kind of way.- It's really strange we were partnered together.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Yeah. It's like fate threw us together against the odds.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54And strange because I was supposed to be working with George Sefton.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- Really?- So going back to this pen...
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Then I got this letter from Mr Fisher saying I was working with you
0:08:01 > 0:08:05because Daisy's dislocated her head and gone into hiding.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08It's the best thing for a dislocated head.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11But the really strange thing is he's written it in your handwriting.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Pens are so scientific, aren't they?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16So, where are we going to do the work tomorrow?
0:08:16 > 0:08:20I was thinking in a cinema or a restaurant...
0:08:20 > 0:08:22or sitting on the banks of a moonlit river.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- I thought we'd do it here.- Here?!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28We're looking for household dirt and germs, yeah?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31But I thought the moonlight could shine up all the dirt and germs
0:08:31 > 0:08:34on a romantic picnic blanket.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I think this is, like, the obvious place.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Why are there beans all over my living room?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43What is wrong with this house?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46See? This is easily the dirtiest house in this street.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Everybody knows that.- What?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57So, that settles it.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Eggs is eggs after all.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- Blast those eggy fiends.- I wonder what my great discovery can be then.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Whatever it is, I've only got a day and nine hours of the weekend left
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- to discover it.- Less if you keep playing video games
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- as much as you do.- I don't waste that much time playing games.- Ha!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Olivia? How much time does Stanley normally spend
0:09:18 > 0:09:20playing video games per day?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22BEEPING
0:09:22 > 0:09:265.5 hours a day. See?
0:09:26 > 0:09:30So if I stop playing video games or go on the net
0:09:30 > 0:09:31in the next day-and-a half,
0:09:31 > 0:09:35I'll have loads more hours to make my discovery.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I wonder what else I waste my time doing every day.
0:09:38 > 0:09:43Brushing my teeth. That's two minutes a time twice a day.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45That's four minutes a day.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Combing your hair.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48That's four seconds I'll never get back.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Having a shower. - At least ten minutes.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Getting dressed.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Putting stuff away.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56If I stop doing all those things,
0:09:56 > 0:09:58I'll have loads more hours in every day.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00This must be it.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04The amazingly mysterious discovery that changes the world.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- I invent a way to save time itself! - Hooray!
0:10:10 > 0:10:11You see?
0:10:11 > 0:10:15That's the great thing about impulsive fibs. They always...
0:10:15 > 0:10:17end brilliantly.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Um, hello. Mrs Palmer? Yes.
0:10:25 > 0:10:29I'm doing a survey on behalf of Grime Magazine and we wondered
0:10:29 > 0:10:31if there was one particular house
0:10:31 > 0:10:34in your street that was dirtier than all the others.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Oh, Mrs Brown's? Oh, really? Yeah, well...
0:10:38 > 0:10:41maybe you should think about updating your garish, stinky,
0:10:41 > 0:10:44old curtains. Ever thought of that?!
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Well, that's everyone.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52It's true. Everyone thinks this is the dirtiest house in the street.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Laters, Mrs B. See you tomorrow for germ collection.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Uh-huh. Not on my watch.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01We're not collecting them from your watch.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Although...
0:11:04 > 0:11:07No, you don't, Daniel Palmer. This house is spotless.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Well, it will be spotless. There are no germs in this house.
0:11:11 > 0:11:16- You tell your mum that.- OK.- Yeah? You can tell the neighbours as well.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18This house is clean. It's... It's clean.
0:11:18 > 0:11:23I can see you looking through your clean windows with your dirty looks.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26You can scrape germs from my room, Daniel. I'll make it
0:11:26 > 0:11:27really unhygienic just for you!
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Thanks a lot.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32This house better be full of muck and germs tomorrow.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35What's happened to you, Steph? You're supposed to be the clean one.
0:11:35 > 0:11:41Love changes everything, Mum. Love changes everything.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Right. What else do I spend a lot of time doing?
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Olivia? Over to you.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Well, Stanley. The average person goes to the toilet around
0:11:51 > 0:11:53six to eight times a day for a wee
0:11:53 > 0:11:55and between one and two times a day for a poo.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57At about three minutes per visit,
0:11:57 > 0:12:00that works out at about 30 minutes a day.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03So that's another 30 minutes a day I can save.
0:12:03 > 0:12:08Brilliant! Don't quite know how and it could get messy, but brilliant!
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Hey, Sarge.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Mike! Jess!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18You've washed the beans out of your hair.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Nothing says clean like a head free of beans. Talking of which,
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- yours isn't. - Yeah. It's all part of my plan.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Do you realise how much time you waste
0:12:27 > 0:12:31every day by doing boring stuff that's not even fun?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34What are you saying? That I don't have fun? I have fun.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37I just like to look miserable while I'm having it.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38But that's just it.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41I've found a way to make more time for your miserable fun.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Look at this. I've given myself an hour every day
0:12:45 > 0:12:47by giving up washing and changing my clothes.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Don't you have to start doing something before you can give it up?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Over an average UK lifetime of 79 years,
0:12:54 > 0:12:56that's three years I've saved.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Imagine what people could do with all that extra time!
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Exciting news just in.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Brilliant inventor Stanley Brown has given us all
0:13:05 > 0:13:07three more years to do stuff in.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10So, Angela, what do you think you'll do with yours?
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Well, I'll definitely be catching up on economic developments
0:13:14 > 0:13:16and maybe learning a new language or four.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19But mostly, I plan to spend the time watching
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Justin Bieber Never say Never on repeat.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Woo hoo!
0:13:24 > 0:13:28Sounds...great(!) And now over to Chris with the sport.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31I think that's...
0:13:31 > 0:13:32genius!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Yeah! So come on, what do you hate doing?
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Washing the dishes.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38I thought you had a dishwasher?
0:13:38 > 0:13:41But I have to wash the dishes before I put them in the washer.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45- Mum says it makes the dishwasher dirty.- OK...
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Your mum needs help. - Oh, she's got help.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50A cleaner called Mabel who cleans the worktop
0:13:50 > 0:13:55- after I've cleaned the dishes for the dishwasher.- No more dishwashing.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Jess?- How long have you got?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Wow. Jess hates doing everything in the world.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11If she cuts all that out, she'll save more time than has existed
0:14:11 > 0:14:12since the start of the universe.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15That's the thing about Jess, she's ambitious.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- If only I could save that amount of time.- Yeah.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- It's a shame you have to sleep.- What?
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Well, if you didn't have to go to bed, you'd save bags of time.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Seriously?! How much?
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Er, Olivia? Olivia!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Olivia?!
0:14:32 > 0:14:37Sleep, sleep, glorious, snoozy,
0:14:37 > 0:14:38snore-y sleep.
0:14:38 > 0:14:43The average person spends between seven and nine hours a day asleep.
0:14:43 > 0:14:48That means we all spend about a third of every day tucked up in bed.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51And if this fact sent you to sleep...
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- wake up! - ALARM BELL RINGS
0:14:54 > 0:15:00So, if I don't sleep, I'll have 33% more time in my life?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03That'd be like living until I was 105!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Whoa, imagine all the things I could do!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Literally, wow!
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- I'm never going to sleep again! - Brilliant!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Stanley?
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Never again!
0:15:16 > 0:15:17OLIVIA BEEPS
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Oh, shush, you. - It's only not sleeping.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22What could possibly go wrong?
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Stanley Brown.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27This is a record of all the amazing experiments
0:15:27 > 0:15:30I can do now I've given up sleep.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Number one - the human bat.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35I shall attempt navigate around the room blindfolded
0:15:35 > 0:15:36using burps for radar.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43KEEPS BURPING
0:15:46 > 0:15:51Experiment 15 - the humming bird can fly backwards as well as forwards.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55If the humans could do this we'd never have to turn around again.
0:15:55 > 0:16:00I give you...reversing mirrors.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04WHOA...!
0:16:06 > 0:16:12Experiment 82 - trump therapy. It's like aromatherapy but with trumps.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Like at the moment I'm feeling a bit odd in the head for some reason.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18But maybe I can cure that by breathing in an air biscuit...
0:16:19 > 0:16:22FARTS LOUDLY
0:16:22 > 0:16:23SWALLOWS AIR
0:16:27 > 0:16:28SPLUTTERS
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Trump therapy is in early stages of testing.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Stanley! Stop making so much noise! You're keeping me awake.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42What's up with her?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- Stanley... - DOORBELL
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Daniel!
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Either my brother's 4am wake-up call really messed up my vision or you're Daisy.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Dressed as a scary chemist.
0:16:59 > 0:17:04- Something weird's happened - I've been sent a load of get-well-soon stuff.- Really?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06How weird!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Well, see ya. Look, that balloon's getting away!
0:17:11 > 0:17:14The homework project - I'm your partner!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16No, you're not. I told you yesterday, remember?
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- No.- Well you're not, I'm with Daniel. Look,
0:17:20 > 0:17:24try to understand, I dumped you so I could work with Daniel, OK?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26You dumped me?
0:17:26 > 0:17:30We're still friends, and I utterly respect you, so go away.
0:17:30 > 0:17:35Daniel's going to be here soon and I've told him your head's all... hanging off.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- DOORBELL - Will you just...!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Daniel, hi!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Hi.- Come in.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Sorry about that. I thought you were the postman.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49He's really annoying.
0:17:49 > 0:17:54So I thought that we could just start by checking out the germs in the sink...
0:17:56 > 0:18:00Or, the living room. Maybe those beans have dried up on the sofa.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03That would make a lovely breeding ground for bacteria...
0:18:07 > 0:18:09You'll NEVER find germs in here.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13I told you we'd find more germs on a moonlit riverbank.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Ow! Ow!
0:18:18 > 0:18:22...need to save... more time...
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Hey, Sarge, guess what?!
0:18:26 > 0:18:31I saved 40 seconds by jumping out of the living room window instead of using the front door.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32How long have you saved?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34- Sarge?- What?
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Yes... Hours... No s-s-s-sleeping.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42No w-w-washing. No toilet...
0:18:42 > 0:18:45But you need to sleep and everyone needs to go to the toilet.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Not...if they've got an MSR.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Mobile Sanitation Receptacle.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Eurgh!
0:18:53 > 0:18:54A poo bucket?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Why waste time eating things and then pooing them into the bucket
0:18:57 > 0:19:00when you can just throw it straight in the bucket?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03That's last night's tea plus all my rubbish.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06I carry it with me so I don't have to go to the bin either.
0:19:06 > 0:19:10- But you still need to eat. - But I can get by on much less food.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14AND I can save even MORE time if I drink it!
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Hey, guys. What's in the bucket?
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Don't...look.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29It's the f-f-future!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Looks more like the very recent past.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Breakfast in a jug!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Ow! Ow!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Something wrong with your feet?
0:19:40 > 0:19:43No, I've got my shoes on the wrong way round.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45How does that help save time?
0:19:45 > 0:19:49It doesn't. It makes them hurt so I stay awake.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I'm never going to sleep again.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Why can't I look in the bucket?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04VOMITS
0:20:04 > 0:20:06OK. Good enough reason.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I don't believe it. She's even cleaned the U-bend.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15It looks like one of them toilets you get in DIY stores.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18You know, they look like real toilets, but turns out they're not plumbed in.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21My dad really should have told me.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Daniel, you don't usually stick your hands down toilets, do you?
0:20:26 > 0:20:29I mean, it's great an' all, I'd just like to do other things with you too.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35I'm a man, Steph - I don't mind getting my hands dirty.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38You make muck sound really dreamy.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Well, if there's no dirt or germs here I may as well go home.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Don't go! I promise you will find some more filth.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Stanley's room!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Ohhh... Mum's cleaned in here too!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Is that some dirt I see under the table?
0:20:58 > 0:21:01No, it looks like a bit that's even cleaner than the rest.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08DAISY HAMMERS ON WINDOW
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- What's that noise? - Nothing! What noise?
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- HAMMERING - Oh, that noise! Oh, it's coming from the landing.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21I'll win you back, Steph...
0:21:25 > 0:21:29- OLIVIA BEEPS - Oh, shut up! Nothing's going to go "horribly wrong".
0:21:29 > 0:21:33I've inspired Stanley to make an amazing scientific discovery is all.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I should lie to him all the time!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39So, we're agreed.
0:21:39 > 0:21:44We love Stanley cos he's not normal, but right now he is TOO not normal.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47What? Oh, not you two too. He's fine!
0:21:47 > 0:21:49A bit jumpy maybe...
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- Why's he like this? - It's the not sleeping.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54- Really?- Really? - Yeah! It's really bad for you.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58They told us all about it the Junior Marines.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Er...is he...right?
0:22:03 > 0:22:04OLIVIA: 'Fraid so.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Lack of sleep has serious effects on our brains' ability to function.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09Sleep deprived people
0:22:09 > 0:22:11can't concentrate.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13They become irritable, irrational, and, oh forgetful.
0:22:13 > 0:22:18They also get very drowsy and can cause themselves injuries.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22So fans of being calm, ration and un-injured, get sleeping!
0:22:22 > 0:22:26What have I done? I need to get him to sleep!
0:22:27 > 0:22:30So what do we do? Any ideas, team?
0:22:31 > 0:22:36- That'll be you!- Oh. Yeah. Right. We attack in a pincer movement.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Take him down. Tie him up. Sing him a lullaby.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Once he's had a bit of sleep, normality levels should return
0:22:42 > 0:22:44to highly abnormal and we'll all be fine.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48You know, normally I'd say something sarcastic,
0:22:48 > 0:22:51but I actually think that's the best plan we've got.
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Well then let's move out, team, we've got a job to do! Whoo-hoo!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Boys!
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Looking for something?
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- Argh!- Even the hoover bags are spotless in my house,
0:23:08 > 0:23:11you can tell your mother that. In fact I'll tell her myself!
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Jenny, hello, it's Amanda.
0:23:17 > 0:23:22I just wondered if you'd like to pop over for a coffee this morning.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24My house. My clean, clean house.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30Yeah, just the two of us and maybe the rest of the street.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Stanley?
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Oh, Stanley, look, we need to talk! The thing is...
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Oh, you decided to wash your hair!
0:23:46 > 0:23:50No. Cold shower. To keep me awake.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Better have another one.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58No! No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Stanley, we really need to talk about this not-sleeping thing.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06I was wrong! It's not a fantastic idea, it's terrible!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- It can affect your concentration. - Wha...?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- And your memory.- Why am I wet?
0:24:11 > 0:24:16- Stanley, you need to sleep! - No! I'm making a major scientific breakthrough! Just like you said!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18No, you're not!
0:24:18 > 0:24:22Look, I made it up, yeah?
0:24:22 > 0:24:25There is no Great Mystery of Stanley Brown.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28I just wanted to see you do science.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31I lied. Forgive me?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33I'd beg on my knees, but my finger's stuck in a tap.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36No. There IS a mysterious discovery
0:24:36 > 0:24:40and it's the Secret of Saving Time. And I've discovered it!
0:24:41 > 0:24:44You're just trying to trick me, so you can keep it for yourself.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48That's the sleep deprivation, it's making you confused and a teensy bit irritable.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51I'm NOT irritable! And I'm not confused.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Why are people saying I'm confused?
0:24:55 > 0:24:59I'm leaving. And I'm taking my Mobile Sanitation Receptacle with me!
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Wait!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Agh!
0:25:08 > 0:25:13Don't tell anyone, but there's a man from the future stuck to a tap in the kitchen.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22He wants to steal the secret of time.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Right. I'm going to go now.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25Daniel! There you are.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I went up to Stanley's room and I found this.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32This says there's bacteria literally everywhere. Even on clean surfaces!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- How great is that?- Amazing!- Yeah.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37And there's a test where we rub potato slices on things
0:25:37 > 0:25:40and seal them in a plastic bag and see what awful stuff grows on them.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Guess who's got a potato?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Keep your filthy potato off my surfaces.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- No!- And remember, it's a pincer movement.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Come on, Daniel, let's rub it on things.
0:25:52 > 0:25:57It's OK, Stanley, don't worry, we're here to help.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Help me. They're after my bucket of filth!
0:26:02 > 0:26:06You've got a bucket of filth? Eurgh! Daniel! He's got a bucket of filth. We can study it all day long!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10You're all crazy! I'm out of here.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14I'm her partner! Not you! Give me the dirt!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16There IS no dirt!
0:26:16 > 0:26:20Come on, Stanley, put it down. You need a little sleepy-bye-bye.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Keep away from my bucket of secrets!
0:26:23 > 0:26:29# Go to sleep, go to sleep, Close your staring bloodshot eyes. #
0:26:30 > 0:26:33No! Must stay awake. I must save Time itself!
0:26:33 > 0:26:36Get away from me! All of you!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Oh, ladies! You've come for the coffee morning!
0:26:39 > 0:26:44Don't come in! They're all weirdos! You're all complete weirdos!
0:26:44 > 0:26:48No, no, we're not weirdos. You see, look, my house is really very clean...
0:26:54 > 0:26:56SPITS
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Excuse me, ladies...
0:27:07 > 0:27:08I'm going back to bed.
0:27:08 > 0:27:14I suggest that you play video games for a very, very long time,
0:27:14 > 0:27:16maybe for ever.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Sorry. Got a bit held up in the kitchen.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Did I miss anything?
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