0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to the Revolting World of Stanley Brown.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Go science! BREAKS WIND
0:00:07 > 0:00:08- RETCHES - A-choo!
0:00:08 > 0:00:09ALL GASP
0:00:09 > 0:00:13- Sick!- Stanley is going to be the world's greatest scientist.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Whoa!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17It's just that he doesn't know that yet.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20This is his next door neighbour Jess.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22And his best friend Mike.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25- GROANS - And here's Archie.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28I'm your great-great-great-great- great grandson. From the future!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- I'm invisible. - And I'm invisible too.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35I'm Olivia, Archie's incredible robot assistant!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38We've come back in time to make sure that Stanley
0:00:38 > 0:00:40keeps up his revolting experiments
0:00:40 > 0:00:45and becomes the greatest scientist ever known!
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Whoa!
0:00:47 > 0:00:51Hey Sarge. How's the experiment going?
0:00:51 > 0:00:55This...hair...is...amazing!
0:00:55 > 0:01:01Hair! As stylish as it is long.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03It is in these dense keratin forests
0:01:03 > 0:01:07that we find one of nature's most beautiful creatures,
0:01:07 > 0:01:11the majestic...head louse.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15Strong, hook-like claws enable these amazing creatures
0:01:15 > 0:01:18to hang on to the hairy shafts of dead protein
0:01:18 > 0:01:20as they seek out their prey...
0:01:20 > 0:01:22the human scalp.
0:01:22 > 0:01:28The scalp tries to escape, but the head louse is too quick.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Once caught, the scalp is powerless to defend itself
0:01:32 > 0:01:35as the louse inserts its needle-like mouth parts
0:01:35 > 0:01:39and begins to... Arrrrrrgh!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43I thought you said head lice weren't itchy?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46They're not, it's their spit and poo that makes you itch.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- Sure you don't want some? They only drink your blood.- Get off!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Don't panic!
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- They can't jump onto you. - So how did you catch them?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Just been rubbing my head against everybody I met for two weeks.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11So why is half your hair filthy and the other half disgustingly clean?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14That's the experiment. I'm trying to find out if head lice
0:02:14 > 0:02:16prefer to live on dirty hair or clean hair.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19To be honest, not sure if they're bothered either way.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21So, come on, what do you say?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Fancy an infestation of tiny friends?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Get off! I'm the only creature inside my hair!
0:02:27 > 0:02:28GROANS
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I'm going to get rid of them soon!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36So you're experimenting with paper!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Probably trying to make some,
0:02:38 > 0:02:42or recycle it, or draw insulting cartoons of your mum on it!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I'm brilliant at those. I do a great one of her sat on the toilet.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Archie! I've told you,
0:02:46 > 0:02:49I'm not telling you what experiment I'm doing.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53- You'll just mess it up.- I don't always ruin your experiments.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Sometimes, I severely compromise them.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Remember the ferret experiment?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Yeah! I've still got bandages in my underpants.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05And that's why I'm doing this experiment on my own.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08GASPS
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Of course! Hair! He's experimenting with hair.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Come on, Olivia, we'll force our disastrous help on him
0:03:15 > 0:03:17whether he wants it or not.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- BLEEPING - Of course he'll be pleased!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22It's much too quiet around here anyway.
0:03:22 > 0:03:27Stanley, this is a disaster! You have to stop her!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Of course I'm not going to cancel.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33It's time we got to know the neighbours properly.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35And Jenny and Greg do seem like a very nice couple.
0:03:35 > 0:03:40But they're my parents, they created me, how nice can they be?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Tell her, Stanley!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Don't do it, Mum. Remember what happened to your last dinner party.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46And whose fault was that?
0:03:46 > 0:03:50It's not my fault if people don't like getting sprayed by bat dung.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Stanley, I am going to give this dinner party
0:03:52 > 0:03:57and for once it is not going to be ruined by any of your experiments.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00I just want our neighbours to think of us as nice, normal people.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02It's never happened before.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Think of that as an experiment, an experiment in being normal.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- How would that be? - Don't listen to her, Stanley.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12OK, I'll cut you a deal, a free trip anywhere you like.
0:04:12 > 0:04:17The sewage treatment plant!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Enjoy refreshing sewage.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23But it's got stinking brown sludge floating in it!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27No problem, we'll just let all the filth and poo settle to the bottom
0:04:27 > 0:04:29and then add the secret recipe of bacteria
0:04:29 > 0:04:33to break it down and eat it, so you don't have to.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Then they add a drop of chlorine,
0:04:34 > 0:04:37filter the water through sand and release it back into the wild,
0:04:37 > 0:04:39where it ends up in your glass
0:04:39 > 0:04:43ready to drink and wee out again and again.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46And again...and again.
0:04:46 > 0:04:51Mmm! Treated sewage!
0:04:51 > 0:04:52If this dinner party goes well,
0:04:52 > 0:04:55I will throw you into the sewer myself.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Yes!- No!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00And I've got another motive anyway.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04I wondered if your mum would be interested in selling some make-up?
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Only I get a bit of a promotion if I can recruit two agents
0:05:08 > 0:05:12and I've already got Daisy selling some stuff for me...?
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Well...at least Steph will be pleased.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19She finally gets to spend a night in with Daniel.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24We've got to find a way to stop this!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26But I thought you liked Daniel.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30I do! That's why we can't let him spend an evening with my family.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Imagine what he'll think of me! - He'll know the real you!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Exactly.- He will hate you. - No! Hang on a minute.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39- He'll think you're all vain. - No, I just meant...
0:05:39 > 0:05:42He'll realise your harebrained plans never work
0:05:42 > 0:05:45and that you never listen to anybody apart from yourself.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48What?! No! He won't want to go out with someone
0:05:48 > 0:05:50who comes from such an embarrassing family.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Oh, right!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- What do you mean, never listen to anybody?- Nothing, it's just...
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Think of a way to get this dinner party cancelled.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Why would someone call off a party?
0:06:00 > 0:06:01They've been shot in the foot.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04They're trapped in an airing cupboard!
0:06:04 > 0:06:08They've got their head wedged in a rabbit hole! They hate everybody!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Ants have stolen all the forks!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- Wait! That's it!- Ants have stolen all the forks? Oh, no!
0:06:14 > 0:06:18No, we find a way of getting them to hate each other.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19And I think I know how.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Cankles?! - Yeah, I know.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Imagine a neighbour saying such a terrible thing.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29But Daisy overheard her. Didn't you, Daise?
0:06:29 > 0:06:30What are cankles?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33They're when your ankles are so fat, they join with your calves.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- And who's got them?- My mum!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39You overheard Jenny from next door saying it, remember?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Oh, yeah, the plan! Ooh! Yeah, I did.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43She was really horrible.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46So I guess you'll have to cancel the dinner party.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Cancel?! No.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51And kninkles! She said you had kninkles.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- Knee wrinkles. - And melbows! Muscley elbows.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59So I guess that's the end of that. I'll tell Daniel it's off.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Don't be silly. I'm not calling off a party
0:07:01 > 0:07:05just because she's said a couple of things about my ankles.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Mistaken things. I'm not a teenage girl.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Not with them melbows, you're not. GASPS
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Would you like to buy some make-up? GIGGLES
0:07:15 > 0:07:18No, Daisy, I'm sponsoring YOU.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20You're supposed to sell it to other people.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23This is going to be harder than I thought.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Come on Jess, it'll just be a bunch of grown-ups sat around talking.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- I don't know why you get so angry. - What makes you think I'm angry?!
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Just a feeling. And the fact that you've handcuffed me to the shelves.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I asked you for help to stop the dinner party
0:07:37 > 0:07:40and you betrayed me. For some sewage!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I'd never betray you for sewage!
0:07:42 > 0:07:46This was a trip to the sewage farm. It's totally different.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49But, I mean, if you just told me why...
0:07:49 > 0:07:51I shouldn't have to tell you why.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53WHIRRS
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Surprise!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Not interrupting, am I? - Can't you just trust me?
0:07:59 > 0:08:02- Guess what I got? I bet you can't. - Not now!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Well, now's when I need you.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Can't you just help me and stop asking stupid questions?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10GIGGLES
0:08:10 > 0:08:14It's...hair! From the future!
0:08:14 > 0:08:15For your experiment!
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Argh! No way!
0:08:16 > 0:08:21Fine. I'll deal with it on my own.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23What is that?!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Just thought I'd cheer you up by covering myself with hair.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30You know what'd cheer me up?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Watching you eat it!
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Although...I've got a better idea.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43BLEEPS
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Of course I'm allowed to bring hair back from the future!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49What harm could that cause?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Here, I've got loads of hair facts for you, too.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55WHIRRS
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Hair! Hair! It's everywhere!
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Nearly every outer surface on a human is covered with hair,
0:09:01 > 0:09:04except for the soles of your feet, the palms of your hands,
0:09:04 > 0:09:06your lips and your eyeballs.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Which is a good job, because otherwise you'd look like this fella.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11GRUNTS
0:09:13 > 0:09:17I love hair! Except when it gets in your sandwiches.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Did you know you lose about 100 hairs off your head every day?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23That's why there's so much in your sandwiches.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27That's nearly as amazing as being uncuffed from these shelves!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Yeah! Oh, right, did you want me to...?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Er...
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Is something up with Jess?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37She was just completely NOT sarcastic to me in the garden.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Better find her before she ruins my Mum's party.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Because you want to ruin the dinner party!
0:09:42 > 0:09:47Normally, yes, but this time there's a sewage trip resting on it.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I've got to make sure it goes well.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51- Did you see where she went? - Oh, just the kitchen.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55She can't ruin anything to do with a dinner party in there.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- The dinner! - The dinner!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02WHIRRS
0:10:02 > 0:10:06You're right, Olivia, he's got head lice!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Stanley must have got the lice off the hair
0:10:08 > 0:10:12I bought back from the future! They'll be robot ones.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16They'll infest the entire world with their hair-based laser battles!
0:10:16 > 0:10:22I told you it was a mistake to bring things back from the future!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24We mustn't let Stanley know I've infected him,
0:10:24 > 0:10:28he'll never trust me to empty a sack of gunk over his head again.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31But how can I remove them without him noticing?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33It's impossible!
0:10:33 > 0:10:38Unless...I freeze him!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47She's got the future hair!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Stop her!
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Sorry, Jess!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Jess, think what you're doing! It'll be disgusting.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- That's the plan.- Olivia!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- WHIRRS - Yes!
0:11:02 > 0:11:06- Where did it go? - Come on, cold air, do your worst.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08This isn't the end of this.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Now to let this freezing machine do its work.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Soon everything will be just fine.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Oops!
0:11:29 > 0:11:32She said what about my thighs?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Not thighs, f-eyes!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36It means you've got fat eyes.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40What even are fat eyes?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Those! And can I sell you some make-up that just might help?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45What Daisy's trying to say
0:11:45 > 0:11:49is that my mum's said some pretty hurtful stuff about you in the past.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Yes, she said you talk like this... Blah-blah-blah!
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- What are you doing here? - Hi, Jess.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Well, we were just talking to your mum
0:11:59 > 0:12:02and telling her what my mum said about her.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- I know what's going on here. - What?! No, you know nothing!
0:12:06 > 0:12:09It's pathetic!
0:12:09 > 0:12:14But... I guess you had to do something.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17It can't be easy living with your mum.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20What's going on, Jess? What are you talking about?
0:12:20 > 0:12:26- Steph's been lying to you to stop you going to her house.- What? Why?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28It's her mum. In this weird cult,
0:12:28 > 0:12:33they believe that the Earth was created by a cabbage in 1976.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Seriously?
0:12:37 > 0:12:43Yeah. She probably invited you round so you would join the cult.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46They let her out of the compound so she could recruit followers.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50- What compound? - When you join the cult,
0:12:50 > 0:12:52you have to live in the Compound of the Great Cabbage.
0:12:52 > 0:12:57You're not allowed money or clothes. Are you, Steph?
0:12:57 > 0:13:01No. No. It was pretty tough in the Compound.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04I wouldn't want you to go through the same thing.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Right.
0:13:06 > 0:13:11OK. Thanks for telling me.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12It's for the best.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17That's how you put someone off going to a dinner party.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Right, shall we get working on your mum?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22Yeah, OK.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Keeping your parents away from mine
0:13:24 > 0:13:27is going to be easier than I thought.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31I didn't know the Earth was created by a cabbage!
0:13:39 > 0:13:41This freezing machine's rubbish!
0:13:41 > 0:13:45The ones we have back home can glaciate an elephant in 15 seconds!
0:13:45 > 0:13:49I've got to freeze these robotic cyber nits off Stan's head,
0:13:49 > 0:13:51but...we need more cold.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Should be OK. Three-minute rule!
0:13:54 > 0:13:58I thought it was the three-second rule?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00What happens after those three seconds
0:14:00 > 0:14:01which means you can't eat it?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03I think it's because germs live on the floor,
0:14:03 > 0:14:07and it takes them a while to realise you've dropped food on them.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09If only there was some way to find out.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Yeah.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Oh, right. Me. Ha!
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Olivia?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Oh, Archie, I thought you know this.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Food gets bacteria on it if it stays on the floor for three minutes,
0:14:22 > 0:14:25but it also will in three seconds.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27That's because there's bacteria everywhere.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Here and here. They're everywhere!
0:14:30 > 0:14:33But the good news is that they're not all bad for you.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36There are 600 types of bacteria just living in your mouth,
0:14:36 > 0:14:38and loads more in your intestines.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40And lots of them are really good for you.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Some scientists even think that making your house too clean
0:14:44 > 0:14:45could be bad for your health.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Our house certainly isn't too clean.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Yeah, but you don't want it too dirty either. That can be bad, too.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Basically, if your floor's reasonably clean,
0:14:54 > 0:14:57you might be all right to eat stuff that's gone on it.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05Hurry up, Mike. That casserole's my ticket to the sewage works plant.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Oh, how did that get there?
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Pesky thing. Ha!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Better pop it back in the freezer.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18She steals things?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Yeah.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Yeah.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Yeah.
0:15:22 > 0:15:23It's very sad.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27My mum just can't stop herself.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30But you'll probably be all right.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Just hide things, glue stuff down.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37She'll probably take only about five or six of your most valuable items.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42And there's her dad's feet.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Stinks.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47He's got fungal foot rot.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- He has to wear special shoes to keep the stink inside.- Oh.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Mike! What are you doing?
0:16:01 > 0:16:04I thought washing-up liquid cleaned things.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Not the food! Oh, we can't eat that now!
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Mum's going to have a fit when she sees this.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13She'll never let me near a big vat of sewage.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14I wouldn't worry about that.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Me and Steph have spread so much suspicion between our parents,
0:16:18 > 0:16:22we'll be lucky if they don't start putting landmines in the flowerbeds.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24You're working with Steph?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Yeah. I'm starting to think she might be all right.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30At least she doesn't let me down over some sewage.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Never go up against me, Stanley.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35You'll lose.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37DOORBELL CHIMES
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Oh, Jenny, Greg, Daniel, I'm so pleased you could come.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Come in, come in.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53It was lovely to be invited.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56And we, um, brought you, um...
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Oh, a-a cabbage.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01How lovely.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Is that all right? We just didn't know if...
0:17:03 > 0:17:06No, that's, that's so thoughtful.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Shall we take our shoes off?
0:17:08 > 0:17:09No!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Erm, just, erm...
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Nobody takes their shoes off. It's the rule, it's the rule.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Come through, come through.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Yes!
0:17:24 > 0:17:28The boys win! Never go up against ME, Jess, cos you'll...
0:17:29 > 0:17:31What is it?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Nothing! - Look, if you'd just tell me...- No!
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Fine.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40I guess you're going to find out anyway.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44I told my mum that...you're my boyfriend.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52You said they wouldn't come. This is all your fault.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Remind me never to trust her again. - Never trust her again.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Come on, let's go see if we can save this situation
0:17:58 > 0:18:02Steph's mum's really, like, in with the Great Cabbage and everything,
0:18:02 > 0:18:04so you're going down.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14I've really messed up really, really bad.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Why did you tell your mum I was your boyfriend?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24She kept setting me up with "nice boys".
0:18:24 > 0:18:28I thought if I said I already had a boyfriend, she'd leave me alone,
0:18:28 > 0:18:31and since I'm round here all the time...
0:18:31 > 0:18:33They want to meet you, Stanley,
0:18:33 > 0:18:36check you're suitable for their daughter,
0:18:36 > 0:18:40and now I'm going to have to admit in front of everyone
0:18:40 > 0:18:42that I'm so sad I've made up a boyfriend.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44What am I going to do?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47There's only one thing we can do.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Mike, you've got that food covered, yeah?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Yeah, no problem here.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Don't worry. We'll sort this out together.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07I can't believe it's so hard to freeze people in the 21st century!
0:19:07 > 0:19:10We put ourselves into suspended animation
0:19:10 > 0:19:11all the time in the future.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Slowing your body down to the point of death
0:19:14 > 0:19:16makes those long journeys just whizz by.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Right, show me how a refrigerator works again.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Well, fridges are just like armpits.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27When sweat evaporates, it sucks heat energy from the area around it
0:19:27 > 0:19:30to power its transformation into gas.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32That's why sweating cools you down.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36A fridge has a liquid inside which keeps evaporating, too,
0:19:36 > 0:19:40so it sucks out heat and keeps everything cool.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44So if I make the pipes in the house
0:19:44 > 0:19:47like the pipes in a fridge,
0:19:47 > 0:19:51I'll turn the whole house into a massive freezer!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55I know what I'm doing.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Argh!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Owwwwww!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I must say you keep a lovely house, Amanda.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05It must be a quite a change for you.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Er, yes, it is quite different to the old one, I suppose.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10I should think so.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14You're wearing clothes, I see.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Yes.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17And you are, too.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Oh, well, w-w-well, yes.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- We don't really approve of nakedness, do we, Greg?- No, dear.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Not that there's anything wrong with it.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27No, it, it's perfectly natural.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31It is. I-I-It's totally natural.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33It's just...
0:20:33 > 0:20:35We don't really do it.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39Why don't we stop talking about nakedness now,
0:20:39 > 0:20:42and do something else, like play a party game?
0:20:42 > 0:20:46- Daniel, do you want to play a party game?- Not really.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Oh, OK, yeah.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52The cabbage!
0:20:52 > 0:20:56You didn't tell me she actually had it in the house.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59May I...touch it?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Um, sure.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07SHE CHANTS GIBBERISH
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Is this girl one of your converts, then?
0:21:15 > 0:21:19Well, funnily enough, I have just managed to recruit her, yes.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21How can you tell?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Oh! Ooh, look - love's young dream.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Stanley...and Jess.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Yeah, they've been going out for a few weeks. Didn't you know?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35We are SO happy.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Stanley, loving the hair!
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Trendy.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Um, are you another one of your mother's recruits?
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Oh, no, he's not interested in that, although to be honest,
0:21:48 > 0:21:51I didn't think he was into that sort of thing either.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56I wonder if I could tempt you into joining us.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58I've got a pamphlet here somewhere.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Is it me, or is it getting a bit cold in here?
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Er, yes, yes, it is a bit brisk.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Oh, well, let's all go into the kitchen to eat.
0:22:08 > 0:22:14Or...maybe Jess could warm your hearts with the story of our love.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Jess?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Mike, sorted the food?- Yep! - Brilliant!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Did you make something else?- Nope.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31I just got rid of the foam by using science.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33How?
0:22:33 > 0:22:38- Well, you know how washing-up liquid attacks fat and grease?- Yeah.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Well, I thought, what if I turn that on its head?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44I can attack washing-up liquid with more fat and grease
0:22:44 > 0:22:46than it can possibly handle.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Right. Not sure where this is going, but prove me wrong.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53I filled the pot up with lard!
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Not a bubble in sight.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Well, that's definitely not edible now!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03You didn't say anything about making it edible.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05And so that was how we had our fourth kiss
0:23:05 > 0:23:09- and our fifth kiss was... - Very nice, Jess, thank you.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Would you like to come in, sit down?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Daisy, will you find that pamphlet? - Yes, Ms Brown.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19I would love it if you would join us.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23I would be so proud if you could be my new recruit.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28I'm not really sure it's my kind of thing.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Ah, I thought that at first, but look at me now.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34I mean, we're going to take over the whole neighbourhood.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37SHE LAUGHS
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Oh, look - is this silver?
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Yep, yeah, nothing but the best.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Erm, actually, yeah,
0:23:45 > 0:23:49erm...yeah, you can have these plastic ones.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56It's freezing in here as well. What's wrong with your house?
0:23:56 > 0:23:59So sorry about all this, Daniel. I'm completely normal, though.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Well, the central heating should be on.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06It's like a block of ice!
0:24:09 > 0:24:10Stanley?
0:24:10 > 0:24:11It's not me!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17But I might know who.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23This was a fantastic idea. It's like ultra-intense air con.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Stanley will be frozen in no time.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Oh, hi, Stanley.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Ah, oh, what? Get...
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Your hands are really cold.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- W-W-Why is everybody shivering? - Ah, that's simple.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38It's your body automatically trying to generate heat
0:24:38 > 0:24:40by moving your muscles really quickly.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Really strong shivering - like that - can increase
0:24:43 > 0:24:46your body's heat production by five times. Isn't that brilliant?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48I know I'm shivering BECAUSE I'm cold.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51I want to know why you've MADE it cold.
0:24:51 > 0:24:57Me?! That is an outrageous accusation and I very much resent...
0:24:57 > 0:24:59OK. Promise you won't be angry?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Well, promise you won't be furious.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05- Promise you won't be incandescent with rage?- JUST TELL ME!!
0:25:05 > 0:25:11OK. I...I've kinda given you robot head lice from the future.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14When I poured that bag of hair over you this morning.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17I was trying to freeze you so I could remove them.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20They're not robots! They're just normal head lice!
0:25:20 > 0:25:21I've had them for ages.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24So...you didn't get them this morning?
0:25:24 > 0:25:27No. I caught them on purpose weeks ago.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Oh, happy day!
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Seriously, my head is totally crawling with
0:25:32 > 0:25:35perfectly ordinary real live lice.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Oh, ha-ha! Phew! That's so...
0:25:37 > 0:25:39I've got to go.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Hi.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00I have never been to such an awful dinner party.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04And you are the worst hostess, with your freezing cold house,
0:26:04 > 0:26:07and your plastic forks.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Well, at least I'm not a thief.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12How dare you, cabbage woman?!
0:26:12 > 0:26:14SHE LAUGHS
0:26:14 > 0:26:19Speaking of cabbage, shame about your husband's rotting feet.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Here are the pamphlets.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24I'm not joining up with you lot!
0:26:24 > 0:26:27And my Jess is not dating your flea-ridden son.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30They're NOT fleas! They're lice.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33You're too young to have boyfriends.
0:26:33 > 0:26:37I don't know what we were thinking of. Now come on!
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Sorry, Mum.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50You know what?
0:26:52 > 0:26:53I don't care.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57I won't be friends with someone who talks to my children like that.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Forget her. Forget trying to be normal.
0:27:00 > 0:27:04We've got each other and that's enough for me. Come here.
0:27:04 > 0:27:09Or maybe not you with your nit head! Wait until you've been deloused.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Oh, we can still have a brilliant evening.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14That's the spirit, Mum.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20What? No! No, Mum, you can't eat that!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Argh! Stanley Brown!
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