0:00:02 > 0:00:05Welcome to the Revolting World of Stanley Brown.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07Go science!
0:00:07 > 0:00:08Atchoo!
0:00:08 > 0:00:11Sick.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14Stanley is going to be the world's greatest scientist.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Whoa!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17It's just that he doesn't know that yet.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20This is his next door neighbour Jess.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22And his best friend Mike.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Here's Archie.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28I'm your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great-grandson,
0:00:28 > 0:00:30from the future. I'm invisible.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32And I'm invisible too.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35I'm Olivia, Archie's incredible robot assistant.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38We've come back in time to make sure that Stanley
0:00:38 > 0:00:40keeps up his revolting experiments
0:00:40 > 0:00:43and becomes the greatest scientist ever known.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16SHE SCREAMS
0:01:16 > 0:01:18What's up, Mum?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Hey, my scabs!
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Ugh! You have fixed your scabs onto a card?
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Yeah. I tried to get them framed but they threw me out of the shop,
0:01:28 > 0:01:29which gave me that little beauty.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Why did you put them in my cupboard?
0:01:31 > 0:01:35I didn't think you'd want them in the fridge. I got this one from a dog's back.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I blame myself.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Don't. Blame the internet. You're the one who lets me use it.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Today's the deadline for the gross-out website
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Collection Of The Month.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49My scabs are a sure-fire winner. Even geekboy2000 can't match this!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Geekboy who? Oh, that sweet kid you chat to online?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Sweet! He is my ultimate nemesis!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Last week he fell off his BMX, scabs everywhere!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Some people have all the luck.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Yeah, but he doesn't even deserve it.
0:02:03 > 0:02:08My scabs rock, your scabs fail! I will be victorious!
0:02:08 > 0:02:13Look upon my scabs and despair, losers! Arm scabs! Knee scabs!
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Chin scabs! I am the scab master!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Yes! Another one for the scab daddy!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Ow.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30He's always rubbing my nose in how great his scabs are.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32But this month, he's going down,
0:02:32 > 0:02:36the gross-out website is going to love my collection.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Well, all the best with that, I suppose.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40You could've asked where they were.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Well, I wasn't actually looking for scabs!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I was trying to find those earrings Auntie Phyllis gave me for Christmas.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48The ones Pat Butcher binned for being too horrible?
0:02:48 > 0:02:52They were a very thoughtful present. But yes, those ones.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I just, I can't find them and she's coming over later
0:02:54 > 0:02:57and she's going to want to see me in them, I know,
0:02:57 > 0:02:58you know what she's like.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00MONSTROUS ROAR
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Yes. Yes, I do.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05So, you'll have to get your own breakfast this morning.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07When do I not get my own breakfast?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13When you get someone else's by mistake!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Hi, Archie. Is that my cap?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19And Steph's snood?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Just trying to live like you historical folks.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24What's for breakfast?
0:03:24 > 0:03:28C-c-corn f-f-flakes?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30You eat flakes of precious corn?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Don't you know what these things are worth?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36With a box of these I could buy my own starship! Give me them!
0:03:46 > 0:03:51You haven't borrowed one of my crystal earrings, have you, Stanley?
0:03:51 > 0:03:56Mum, what possible use would I have for a crystal?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Apart from trying to harness its light refracting properties
0:04:01 > 0:04:04in the construction of a giant laser cannon!
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Hmm, tidy this up, I can't look at it.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22I have to say these cornflakes taste saltier than I imagined.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31That wasn't a cornflake! It was the biggest scab in my collection!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Eh? Sca-what now?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I'll never beat geekboy2000 now!
0:04:35 > 0:04:38What are these things you call "scabs"?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40You've never heard of scabs?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Not until now.- You've never fallen over and cut yourself?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46No, but once I...
0:04:46 > 0:04:48I broke a nail.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Don't ask me about it. It's too traumatic.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Wow. Is the future that safe?
0:04:54 > 0:04:58Yeah, it's like well safe. Aiii!
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Not like that. - Then I've got no idea what you mean.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Oh, hi, Olivia.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Archie, have you learnt nothing?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07The scab is nature's favourite wound adornment.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10When you cut yourself, tiny blood cells called platelets
0:05:10 > 0:05:13start sticking to the injured skin, plugging the wound
0:05:13 > 0:05:16and very thoughtfully stopping you bleeding to death.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20They also stop horrible germs and dirt from getting into your body.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Scabs are your friends! Just a bit weird to collect.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Scabs are your body's version of a plaster.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Magnificent on a cut or a graze
0:05:28 > 0:05:31but you really wouldn't want to accidentally swallow one.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33It could make you sick.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Oh, yuck! I hate platelets! And I'm on a blood-free diet!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Olivia! Help!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Steph, are you sure you haven't seen my crystal earrings
0:05:46 > 0:05:48that Auntie Phyllis gave me?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50No, but have you tried Bruce Forsyth?
0:05:50 > 0:05:54I'm sure he was after a couple of new chandeliers for Strictly.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Oh, ha ha ha, yes, very funny.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Yes, thank you both for your help and jewellery criticisms.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Wow! Beautiful!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13You're not the first to notice.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Not you. Your amazing scab!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Stop staring at it. It's only small.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22It's gigantic! You should be proud.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25I've got more important things to obsess about.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Dan's coming over to help me with my dance routine.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Dance routine?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Dance routine?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Yes. I just did it for you?
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Oh. That was what it was.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Why have you got a dance routine?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Cos there's a new street dance group at school and I'm so going to be in it.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Daniel knows all about dancing because he was in Fame at the town hall.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Can I have your scab when it falls off?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52I need it for my collection.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55There are so many things wrong with you, Stanley Brown.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58When this comes off, it's going straight down the toilet.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01You know I can't let that happen.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Keep away from my elbow.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09What now? I could try and bring this one back up again.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13No, thanks. We can't just let it go!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15That scab's a beauty!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18So, Samantha's skin, tell us why you should be
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Britain and Ireland's Next Top Layer Of Skin.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Well, I think I've proved so far, in this competition,
0:07:24 > 0:07:28that I am great at keeping germs out of the body.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Woo! You go, girl! You're going to go all the way to the top
0:07:32 > 0:07:35of the skin, and then fall off.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Yes, but you've got to be more than just a pretty surface.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40You've got to have a bit of life in you!
0:07:40 > 0:07:45I have up to two million living organisms per square centimetre.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Is that enough life for you?
0:07:47 > 0:07:51That is disgusting. But...
0:07:51 > 0:07:57those are just the kind of stats we're looking for on this show!
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Congratulations, Samantha!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01You need to harden your exterior because you are
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Britain and Ireland's Next Top Layer Of Skin!
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Thanks for watching, folks, and don't forget to join us in 28 days
0:08:08 > 0:08:11when this skin will be dead! We'll be looking
0:08:11 > 0:08:14for Britain and Ireland's Next, Next Top Layer Of Skin!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- So what are we going to do? - I don't know.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22- Give up? Watch TV? - Really?- No!
0:08:22 > 0:08:26We're going... You all right, Mike? ..scab Hunting!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Yes! I love scab hunting!
0:08:29 > 0:08:34HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:34 > 0:08:35What's scab hunting?
0:08:39 > 0:08:44All right, men, listen up. This is the target.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Stephanie "Scab Hoarder" Brown.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Our information suggests she's carrying one of these.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51It's a scab. And it's a big one.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54It's already peeling off in the bottom corner,
0:08:54 > 0:08:56which means it's coming off in the next few hours.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57That doesn't give us much time.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00It gets worse. We have competition.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03I am king of the scabs.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06I've got scabs bigger than a 10p.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09I've got scabs bigger than a 50p.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11I've got scabs on my scabs.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Stanley Brown, you ain't got nothing on me!
0:09:14 > 0:09:19Take me on and I will destroy you!
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Gabriel, are you still on your computer? It's tea time, man.
0:09:23 > 0:09:28Mum! Don't call me Gabriel, I'm recording.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32To make matters worse, the target knows we're onto her
0:09:32 > 0:09:34and she's ready for us.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38We need video of that scab uploaded to the gross-out website by 17.40.
0:09:40 > 0:09:45Twenty to six, sharp. Men, we have work to do.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49We can't just barge in there. We need to be clever about this.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Shall I go?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55We need a secret weapon.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Someone cunning, fearless, and unpredictable.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Jess!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02She's not unpredictable.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Hi-yah!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Karate. Impressive stuff.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Thanks, doesn't hurt to practise.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Yes, it does!
0:10:14 > 0:10:15OK. Here's the plan.
0:10:26 > 0:10:34OK, Mike, move out. Mike? Where's he...gone?
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Hey, it's me.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39No, really? Why are you covered in plants and flowers?
0:10:39 > 0:10:45Camouflage! With this combat-camo, I can creep up on the enemy or Steph,
0:10:45 > 0:10:47completely unseen. What do you think?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I think you're a doofus.
0:10:49 > 0:10:55Hey, Jess! See, fooled you, didn't it?
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Camouflage only works if it matches your surroundings.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Right. Yes. Could we ask her to go outside?
0:11:03 > 0:11:08Listen, Stan said Steph is in her room. I'll execute phase one.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11The first part of the plan!
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Don't know how this is going to work with a tree following me.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Come in, Dreamy! I mean, Daniel!
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Stepherino! GFF.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32What are you talking about?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34I've got no idea.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I thought you might want to borrow my MP3 player.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Why would I want to listen to your music?
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Fine. Just a thought.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Actually, there's still quite a lot of my brother Daniel's music
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- left on here, but I'm sure you wouldn't want to...- I'll take it.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48I can work out a routine to his favourite song.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51How wonderfully nauseating. Maybe I made a mistake.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Too late. Mine now.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Oh, wow! He likes The Saturdays too!
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Good routine, but you know what he really loves?
0:12:07 > 0:12:08A bit of the funky chicken.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Like giving candy to a baby.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29Psst, I'm over here, and don't you mean taking candy from a baby?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32No. They bite, and then the police come down on the baby's side,
0:12:32 > 0:12:35at least that's what happened last time.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Course. - Right. Time for phase two.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40I'll head downstairs and delay Daniel when he comes up.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42How're you going to do that?
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Headlock, karate chop, judo throw. There are so many ways.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Right, you tell Stanley he can go in.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Oh, and tell him the latest scab sighting is good to floppy,
0:12:51 > 0:12:54lower side peeling, becoming stubborn further north.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Peeling, floppy...
0:12:58 > 0:13:02Ouch. Karate chop...
0:13:34 > 0:13:36It's me!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Shhh! I know it's you! What's this?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42It's indoor camouflage. I'm the office.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45We don't have an office. Who has an office?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Duck! Even if I did,
0:13:47 > 0:13:51I don't think it'd be going for a walk in my sister's bedroom.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Good effort though, Mike.- Thanks!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Now go! Before she kicks you in the hole punch.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Go check on Jess.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Hai! Hi, Mrs Brown!
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Jessica! You scared the life out of me. What are you doing?
0:14:11 > 0:14:17I was...just looking for the way out.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Do you use the same door that you come in from
0:14:21 > 0:14:24or do you have two different ways like restaurant kitchens or cinemas
0:14:24 > 0:14:28or some larger supermarkets?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30What were you doing?
0:14:30 > 0:14:33I was checking the car for some earrings I got for Christmas.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Oh, the ones that look like an explosion in the glass factory?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38How do you know about my earrings?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41I must have heard someone laughing about them.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45An admiring laugh, of course. Sort of a "ha-oooh!"
0:14:45 > 0:14:49Why do you want them? Is Cash In The Attic in town?
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Oh, no. It's my aunty Phyllis gave them to me
0:14:51 > 0:14:55and I've got it into my head that she will want to see me in them.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57I mean it's probably silly.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59PHONE RINGS
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Hello?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Auntie Phyllis, hello, hi.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07Oh, yes, I will be wearing the earrings. I love them.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11No, I'm telling the truth. I'm looking at them now.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15And I'm wearing them. How am I doing both?
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Oh, because I've got a lazy eye and it enables me
0:15:19 > 0:15:23to see round corners when the sunlight is at a certain angle.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Oh, and I'm looking in the mirror.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Yes, I forgot to mention that, so...
0:15:30 > 0:15:34No, I'm telling the truth. You have wonderful taste, yes.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38I'll see you, um, er. Huh.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40You really need to find them.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44I so do. Well, it's that way.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48What is? Oh, the way out.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Yes. So it is. Thanks.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- Hi.- Oh! Oh, Daniel!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Hey, Mrs B. Steph invited me over.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01OK. Great.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Go on.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22I can't! She's standing on my paper clips!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24No, no, no, Stay on mission - get the scab.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Scab hunters never leave a man behind.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Thank you, my friend.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51What are you two doing down there?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Plan B?- Plan B.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Argh, get off, oh.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Ouch. Oh.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08- Yes.- Right. Want my scabs, do you?
0:17:08 > 0:17:12- Get off it!- Give it! - This is my scab, Stanley Brown!
0:17:12 > 0:17:18You want a big fat juicy scab? Go get your own! This one's mine!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Oh! Yes!
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Oh. Hi, Daniel.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Yes.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31What happened?
0:17:36 > 0:17:40That is one awesome scab.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Geekboy, you're goin' down.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44You ain't won yet, Stanley Brown!
0:17:44 > 0:17:47I beat you last month with my pus filled boil,
0:17:47 > 0:17:49I'll beat you this month with my scabs!
0:17:49 > 0:17:54You are nothing. I will destroy you!
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Have a nice cup of tea, dear.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Mum!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Well, I think you won that game of SCABble.
0:18:06 > 0:18:11In fact, I think you should take it to SCABorough,
0:18:11 > 0:18:14or even overseas to SCABdinavia.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Where's Scabdinavia?
0:18:17 > 0:18:21We've got him beat. And in plenty of time for the deadline!
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Just need to film a quick clip of this.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- Not so fast! I knew it was you!- What?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30- You took my crystal earrings! - But I didn't!
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Then why was one of them in your room? Explain that.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Er, um, er.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Sorry. Could be anywhere.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11If it helps, it's definitely in this time period.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Well, find me that other earring.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Mum, but if I miss the deadline, I'll lose the competition
0:19:17 > 0:19:20and Geekboy2000 will reign victorious for another month!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22That'll be six in a row!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Victory is mine!
0:19:24 > 0:19:28I can still hear you, you know. You only turned the monitor off!
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Find it.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Never mind, Stan. You can't win them all.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39No! I win them all!
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Will someone turn him off?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44We've still got a few hours.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49We just need to find that earring. Scab hunters, assemble!
0:19:49 > 0:19:53HEROIC MUSIC
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Wait, aren't we technically earring hunters?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Yeah, but it sounds a bit girly.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01HEROIC MUSIC
0:20:17 > 0:20:19What are we going to do?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Maybe he could buy her some new earrings?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23With what? He never has any money.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Well, he could sell some of his old things.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Felt tips with no lids.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31I already bought a load of these the other day,
0:20:31 > 0:20:35otherwise I'd have 'em off him.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37What about this rubbish old crystal making kit?
0:20:37 > 0:20:40It's not like he's ever going to need to use it.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44What?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Stanley!
0:20:59 > 0:21:00What's this?
0:21:00 > 0:21:04And more to the point, does anyone have any more corn flakes?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09I'm having to make horrible new crystal earrings for my mum.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Oh, wow, is it her birthday?
0:21:12 > 0:21:17Oh, no, for the scab, I remember, good plan.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- How does it work? - Look at the instructions.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Oh, instructiones! Old school.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Olivia!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Now, Archie, I'll keep it simple. A crystal is a substance
0:21:34 > 0:21:37with a highly ordered internal structure.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39This is what gives them their regularity
0:21:39 > 0:21:42and means they can be cut into nice earring-friendly shapes.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Diamonds and rubies are crystals,
0:21:43 > 0:21:46but so are everyday substances like sugar and salt.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49You can get kits that let you make your own crystals
0:21:49 > 0:21:52containing chemicals that you dissolve in water.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56When the water evaporates, the leftover chemicals cling together
0:21:56 > 0:22:00to make your very own crystal. Ting!
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Wow.
0:22:07 > 0:22:12No... Hat! Right.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15DOORBELL RINGS Oh, Aunt Phyllis, oh, she's here!
0:22:15 > 0:22:18And she's driven, which means that she hasn't lost her sight.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Oh, someone give me a break, oh!
0:22:20 > 0:22:23KNOCKING
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Hi, Mum. Nice hat. - Have you found my earring?
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Please tell me that you have found my earring?!- No, but,
0:22:30 > 0:22:32I made you a new one.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36OK, that is terrible! But it'll have to do!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Well?- What?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41I got you your earring. Where are my scabs?
0:22:41 > 0:22:45- Please!- I put them down somewhere on the counter.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47I saw Steph looking at them, I'm coming, I'm coming.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Steph?
0:22:50 > 0:22:53This is going to be so brilliant! I am going to be holding my sides
0:22:53 > 0:22:57and everyone's going to be cringing, like, so much!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Together we will destroy him!
0:22:59 > 0:23:03Steph? What are you doing with my scabs?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05They're not your scabs, Stanley. One of them's mine.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- I'm sending a video of it to Gabriel.- Gabriel?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- Geekboy2000.- Why?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13So he can enter it in that stupid competition.
0:23:13 > 0:23:18You have failed, my old nemesis! Behold your final humiliation!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Steph and I are going to prom!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23My nemesis and my nemesister!?
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Seriously, we're not going to prom.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27But you're videoing your scabs for me.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Because Stanley ruined my dance session! How am I supposed
0:23:31 > 0:23:34to get into the street dance group when my coach thinks I collect scabs?
0:23:34 > 0:23:38I wouldn't hold that against you. In fact, I'd quite like it.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Urgh! I don't collect scabs!
0:23:40 > 0:23:41I just want you to feel what it's like to have
0:23:41 > 0:23:43someone ruin your things for you, Stanley.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Right.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Don't email him! Just give me one minute.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50I can fix this.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54OK, so just to be totally clear, I dumped you.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57In your dreams.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27So, did you have a nice journey down, Aunt Phyllis?
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Those earrings.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Hmm?
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Are they the ones I got you?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Yes.
0:24:36 > 0:24:37Aren't they awful?
0:24:37 > 0:24:40I don't know what I was thinking of when I bought them.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Eurgh! Take them off immediately.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Daniel's on his way.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Great. Go up to my room, I'll meet you there.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Hang on. Where's Mike?
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Scab hunters! It's time go undercover!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03I'm the living room!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06He never gives up, I'll give him that.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Worst camouflage ever.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12But I got the right room and everything!
0:25:18 > 0:25:20DOORBELL RINGS
0:25:20 > 0:25:23OK, that's Daniel. Archie, thanks for doing this.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Oh, no problem, I mean, by directly communicating with anyone but you,
0:25:26 > 0:25:29I risk the entire future of the multiverse, but hey,
0:25:29 > 0:25:32it's no biggie, scabs are scabs.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36Great, and remember, be quick and keep it simple.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Don't worry, simple's my middle name.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Just stay in here and I'll get your MP3 player.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Yeah, well, hurry up, and don't tell your weird sister I'm here.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02- HIGHPITCHED VOICE: - Don't pick your nose.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04- Who said that?- The other voice!
0:26:04 > 0:26:10- DEEP VOICE:- It was me. Your conscience!
0:26:10 > 0:26:11My what?
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Your conscience! You know, the voice inside your head?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Your inner thoughts, etc, etc.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19I have inner thoughts? For real?
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Aii. For real, blood.
0:26:23 > 0:26:28So the inner thoughts are in my blood?
0:26:28 > 0:26:29That's well freaky.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31How come I've never heard you before?
0:26:31 > 0:26:36Because you've never listened! It's time to start listening now, Daniel!
0:26:37 > 0:26:42Go and see the girl, give her another chance.
0:26:42 > 0:26:47No way, Mr Brain. She waves scabs in people's faces.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49I don't like that in a girl.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52But you do like thinking about pancakes, don't you?
0:26:52 > 0:26:56I will never let you think about them again
0:26:56 > 0:26:58unless you go upstairs and do dances with Steph.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01All right! I'm going, I'm going!
0:27:04 > 0:27:07All right. You helped a bit.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- Woo-hoo.- So what do you get
0:27:13 > 0:27:16for winning the gross-out website Collection Of The Month?
0:27:16 > 0:27:20- Kudos. - Kudos. I love Kudos! They rock.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22It's not a band. It's a word.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- What does it mean? - I've got no idea.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28OK, so you won.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32But don't think you're safe, Stanley Brown. This is just the beginning!
0:27:32 > 0:27:36Behold my amazing bogie ball.
0:27:36 > 0:27:41Next month belongs to me, I tell you. To me!
0:27:41 > 0:27:45Don't be too sure. Snot hunters assemble!
0:27:45 > 0:27:48HEROIC MUSIC
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd