0:00:02 > 0:00:05'Welcome to the Revolting World of Stanley Brown.'
0:00:05 > 0:00:07- Go science! - PARP!
0:00:07 > 0:00:08HE VOMITS Atchoo!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Sick!
0:00:11 > 0:00:15- 'Stanley is going to be the world's greatest scientist.'- Whoa!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17'It's just that he doesn't know that yet.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20'This is his next door neighbour Jess.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22'And his best friend Mike.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25'Oh, and here's Archie.'
0:00:25 > 0:00:28I'm your great, great, great, great, great, great, grandson,
0:00:28 > 0:00:29from the future.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32- I'm invisible. - 'And I'm invisible, too.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35'I'm Olivia, Archie's incredible robot assistant!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38'We've come back in time to make sure that
0:00:38 > 0:00:40'Stanley keeps up his revolting experiments
0:00:40 > 0:00:43'and becomes the greatest scientist ever known!'
0:00:46 > 0:00:49DOOR CREAKS
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Smell my stink!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Hi-ya!- Agh!
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Will you stop coming at me from behind with awful smells!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- What if I sprayed them from the front?- Stanley...
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I do the surprise attacks in this friendship.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17I thought you understood that.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Don't worry, Stanley... I'll protect you!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24OLIVIA BEEPS
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Well, I definitely WOULD protect you
0:01:26 > 0:01:29if I wasn't forbidden by the laws of time travel.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- OLIVIA: Mm-hm!- And, all right, if I wasn't scared of Jess.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Sorry.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- It did stink, though, right? - Meh!- Meh?!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- ARCHIE SNIFFS - That was my Wall of Stench!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45It's meant to be the most disgusting stink in the world.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Er, Stanley... You have been in Mike's bedroom.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50You do know that's not even close.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54But...I might have something that can help!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- OLIVIA LAUGHS - Oh... Olivia!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05What was I thinking?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08It's just rotten eggs, rancid milk and burnt dog hairs.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- That's never going to be enough to scare off the builder.- What builder?
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Get out!
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Oh, THAT builder.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Yeah, my dad's going to build an office in our garden.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29I know. He's already knocked down half of the sheds in the street.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31But he won't get this one without a fight.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Or without getting covered in stinks?- Exactly.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I've got to stop him getting a brochure to my mum.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- Want to help?- Sorry, I'm making something for my dad's birthday.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44- Really? That's not like you.- I can do nice things for people, can't I?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I've bought flowers before for...
0:02:47 > 0:02:50All right, for people with allergies.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Come on, Jess!
0:02:51 > 0:02:55I just need to find a revolting smell to add to my stink mix.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57You'd be brilliant at that.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Hey, guys.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Found it.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Wow! Good work, Mike.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Thanks. I'm in training to get into the Junior Marines.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11"Apply only if you're the best of the best and under 15½."
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- You're really stinky.- Yeah. It's a pretty tough programme.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- HE SNIFFS - Eugh!
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- What are you doing?!- Have you got a trainer?- I've got two.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- Eugh!- No! Do you have a PERSON to train you?- Oh...
0:03:27 > 0:03:28No.
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Come on! Feel the burn! I want to see you sweat!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I want to see your sweat start sweating!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40More sweat!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Almost there. Almost there.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Daisy, can you hold the end up?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Oh, thanks, Steph, love, I couldn't have managed on my own.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Ha-ha! I've got so much to do for this aftershave promotion tonight.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55I didn't even know you sold aftershave.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Well, I'm branching out. It's called Demolition For Men!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Ha-ha! It's quite a big deal,
0:04:00 > 0:04:03which is why it's just so great that you're helping me out.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Oh, Mum! You know I'll always be there to help you.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Aw!- Oh, wow, Daniel's outside!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Daniel?! I think he's coming this way.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16SHE GASPS, CRASH!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Oof!- Quick, just act natural.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20< Oof, oof!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Not natural like a tree! Like a normal person!
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Good evening.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Just be yourself. Not random.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28I forgot what I'm like!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30KNOCK ON DOOR
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Daniel! Hey, what a lovely surprise!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I am Daisy.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Hey, Mrs B...
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- SHE COUGHS - Looking...relaxed.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Um...
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Ah, hello, Daniel.- Um, our builder gave me this for you.- Oh, thank you.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Oh!
0:04:49 > 0:04:54Oh, I see you've, um, made one of those model volcanoes?
0:04:54 > 0:04:59Er, no. It's my dad's birthday and I was trying to make him a cake.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Oh, a volcano-themed cake?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05No? Oh, well, um... it's the thought that counts.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- I'm sure he'll really like it. - He'd better!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I bet Jess I'd make a better present than she could.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15- If I win, she'll have to do everything I say for a week!- Right.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18I'm SO going to get her to clean my football boots.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19With her toothbrush.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24- Er, nice.- Are cakes supposed to taste like this?
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Um....
0:05:28 > 0:05:33- Not...traditionally.- Oh, see, this is the kind of stuff I need to know.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Please, Mrs B, can you help me?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Daniel, I would love to, but I'm crazy busy today.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- I can help!- Really?
0:05:42 > 0:05:46- Really?- Yeah! I'm Steph the Chef.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50I'm always baking cakes, and scones and egg and chips,
0:05:50 > 0:05:52and yoghurt and other things.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Aren't I, Daisy? - Am I still being me?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57NERVOUSLY: Yes.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Right. No, you're not.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01MRS B GIGGLES
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Why don't you come on through to the kitchen?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Or, as we call it around here, "Steph's room"!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Yes, yes, thanks a lot for all your help(!)
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Who's going to help me set up for the Demolition promotion tonight?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26OLIVIA BEEPS
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Hey, Stanley! I brought... Oh!
0:06:32 > 0:06:33I see you've killed Mike!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35That's sooner than I expected.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Don't worry, you can download his brain into a computer, so he becomes
0:06:39 > 0:06:43- your faithful robotic companion. Then everyone's happy.- But he's not dead!
0:06:43 > 0:06:47Just exhausted from the exercise I've made him do to get his sweat.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- HE LAUGHS:- Why would you say that?
0:06:51 > 0:06:56Hang on! In the future, do I kill Mike and put him into a robot?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Well, I, er...
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Oh, look! I'm changing the subject.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Hey, alive Mike!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06- What's this?- It's Mike's sweat.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09But it doesn't smell as bad as I hoped.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- That's because sweat doesn't smell. - Yeah, it does.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15Er, no, it doesn't. As sure as Mike here is breathing.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Well, what does Mike smell of, then?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20MIKE SIGHS Farty bacteria!
0:07:20 > 0:07:25Bacteria on Mike's skin eats the sweat then farts out the smell.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Olivia, show him!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29OLIVIA BEEPS
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- MUSIC PLAYS - Good evening, sir! Madam!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Welcome to the sweats-taurant.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36You seem to do a lot of sweat.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Mike's sweat is our speciality, sir.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44Mike's body produces the finest sweat when he becomes hot.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46When the sweat evaporates,
0:07:46 > 0:07:49it cools him down and prevents him from overheating.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Magnifique!
0:07:51 > 0:07:55That sounds delightful. I'll have the sweat, then, please.
0:07:55 > 0:08:01Um, I was wondering. Do you have anything else?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- PEOPLE GASP, MUSIC STOPS - If you wish to eat something else,
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- you may wish to DINE somewhere else. - PEOPLE MURMUR
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Honestly, that waiter was so aggressive!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Well, this IS an armpit restaurant.
0:08:14 > 0:08:19Yes, but... I have a problem with sweat.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23It makes me...break wind!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26It's so embarrassing.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Nonsense! That's what all bacteria do here. It's our blow-offs...
0:08:30 > 0:08:33PARP!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35..that make Mike's sweat smell.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38If it wasn't for us, there'd be no such thing as BO.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Oh, look, here comes the sweat now.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45MUNCH-MUNCH! PARP!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47PARP! ARCHIE: Eugh!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Everything hunky-dory?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Everything's hunky...
0:08:57 > 0:09:01..dory! Yep, yep, fine, yeah, good, I think we've got everything we need.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Flour, eggs, sugar.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- That's salt.- Oh, yeah, course, um, I was just testing you.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Well done.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- So this is?- Sugar?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Yes, honey?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Yeah, well done. So now, we need a...- Mixing bowl?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Yeah, OK, you can get that.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21It's there.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, course it is.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26What's he doing here?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Jess!
0:09:28 > 0:09:31So...making Dad a cake, are we, big brother?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- No.- And with Steph, too.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36No way are you going to beat me.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40You're so going to end up doing everything I say for a whole week.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Excuse me! I am a very brilliant baker.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45So get your toothbrush out, Jessica.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- You'll end up cleaning his boots. - Care to make a bet?- Yeah, I do.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Tell you what, if we win, you have to do everything I say, as well.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Cool. And you'll be mine when I win.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58I need someone to pick off my toenail varnish.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01You two can have a foot each. Later, losers.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- What are you doing?!- Keep still!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25This won't stink until your pit bacteria have let rip.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Come on! Hurry up!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30The builder could be back at any time to kill my shed!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Are you talking to my bacteria?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34I talk to my bacteria.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35All right, lads?
0:10:35 > 0:10:40- Stanley... I don't mean to worry you or anything, but...- But what?
0:10:41 > 0:10:42No!
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- I just thought you should know. - No, not my shed, no!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Why?! No!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Oh, thanks for helping, Daisy.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01You're like the daughter I wanted my actual daughter to be.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03No problems, Mrs Brown.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06It's nice to spend time with the old folks.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Do you...mean me?- Yeah!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12- Oh...what is this? - Oh, um, that's, er...
0:11:12 > 0:11:16a cardboard display stand for the Demolition sales party.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Oh, wow! Can I help you put it together?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22He's back! I hope Mum hasn't seen this.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Relax, mate.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Your mum won't want to knock down the shed and build an office.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Hello, boys!
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- I can't wait to see this when it's built. Will it take long?- No!
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Apparently, they pop together really quickly.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- This should be constructed before we know it.- ALL: Huh?!
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Stanley, are you OK?
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- Fine.- OK, well, I'm just going to put this here for a bit.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Why? What's in it?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Aftershave. I need it out of the way while I tidy.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52There's loads of your stuff out here already!
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Stanley, this is my shed. I'll do what I like with it, OK?
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Anyway, it'll only be here for a bit.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00I'll need to take it back inside for the Demolition party.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02ARCHIE: Huh?!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04You're having a party for the demolition?
0:12:04 > 0:12:08Yep. I think it's going to make a really nice change.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18We're going to defend this shed
0:12:18 > 0:12:22with the filthiest stink the world has ever sniffed!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- HE SNIFFS - Trump, boys, trump!
0:12:25 > 0:12:30- Olivia...- 'Roger!'- Is there ANY chance this is going to work?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Well, actually, Archie, making a Wall of Stink to defend the shed
0:12:33 > 0:12:36won't be the first time smells have been used in battle.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39In fact, in the Second World War, Americans developed
0:12:39 > 0:12:43a whiffy weapon known as "Who me?" - a pooey stink spray
0:12:43 > 0:12:46the French Resistance used to embarrass German Officers
0:12:46 > 0:12:50by making it seem as if they'd had a "little accident".
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Only problem was, when the French sprayed it,
0:12:52 > 0:12:54it made them smell bad, too, not just their enemy.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Phw-eugh!
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Shouldn't the cake mixture be a lot thinner than that?
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Oh, no, common mistake.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09- This is totally right for the kind of cake we're making.- What kind is that?
0:13:09 > 0:13:10A birthday cake!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13But sponge? Chocolate? Carrot?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Carrot?! This is a cake, not a vegetable.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Who ever heard of carrot ca...?
0:13:17 > 0:13:22Oh, carrot cake. Um... Yeah, no, it's kind of a cross between
0:13:22 > 0:13:24a banoffee and a Swiss roll.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Can you get me a spoon, please?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Here.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Oh, no, no, no. Not that one!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Um... I'm kind of after a special spoon,
0:13:35 > 0:13:40halfway between a tablespoon and a teaspoon.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42So a "teablespoon".
0:13:44 > 0:13:48Yeah, it's right at the back of that far shelf over there,
0:13:48 > 0:13:51like behind the files or something.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02"Knead the dough"?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04This is supposed to be bread?!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Oh, no!
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Hey, Steph. Look at me.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- I'm your mum's friend now. - SHE GIGGLES
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Oh, no! Daisy! Look what you made me do!
0:14:21 > 0:14:25Well, thanks to Daisy, we're going to have to start all over again!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Grr!
0:14:38 > 0:14:42'So, you're ready to set up your sales party for Demolition,
0:14:42 > 0:14:44'the rugged scent for men.'
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Yes. We are.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47THEY GIGGLE
0:14:47 > 0:14:50'Awesome. So, let's construct
0:14:50 > 0:14:53'your easy-to-assemble presentation display.
0:14:53 > 0:14:58'Grab back part 2 and side section A and bring them together, like so.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01'This is your first step on the road to Demolition.'
0:15:02 > 0:15:06- Ah... Oh, this is easy. - LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:15:06 > 0:15:11'Awesome. Now attach sections F and M, like this.'
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- No, he means that one.- Ah! - 'Awesome.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19'Now fold back tab B into slot Z and retract the flap.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24- 'Awesome.' - No, this is not awesome!
0:15:24 > 0:15:28- 'Fold tab C into...'- Um... - '..slots A, J, H and I.'
0:15:28 > 0:15:32'And it's already starting to take shape! Well done.'
0:15:35 > 0:15:39- OK, so add some rotting meat.- Eugh!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- All we need now is some vomit. - Brilliant!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Mike, can you puke in here, please?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48But...I don't feel sick.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51You will when you've had a whiff of this!
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Jess, can you stop making that thing for your dad?
0:15:54 > 0:15:58- We've got a shed to defend!- Stop moaning! I'm nearly finished anyway.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01So, my dad's favourite things are fishing, Victoria Beckham
0:16:01 > 0:16:03and bird-watching and steam trains.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06So...look what I made him.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11THEY ALL GASP
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Don't you like it? - No, no, it's very...
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Yeah, I think it's great, too.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20It's like the sun!
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Don't look directly at it or it'll burn your eyes!
0:16:23 > 0:16:28Right, I've got to nip home to get some wrapping paper and maybe a bow.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Look after it.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Yeah, that'll improve it.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37I don't like it in here any more. Can I go?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Go and keep an eye on my mum.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42See if you can find out what she's planning for my shed.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47- Take that thing with you. - No way! That's why I'm going!
0:16:49 > 0:16:54OK, so I've completed the most awesomely foul stink of all time.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56- Can I have a sniff?- Er, yeah...
0:16:57 > 0:17:00It's no good, I can feel it staring at me.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03I'm going to move it.
0:17:06 > 0:17:11So I'll just take a really big...
0:17:11 > 0:17:13HE SNIFFS
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Ah! GLASS SMASHES
0:17:17 > 0:17:19We don't care about this, right?
0:17:21 > 0:17:25That's my mum's box! She'll kill me if she finds out!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28'Place tab F into slot M.'
0:17:28 > 0:17:30There is no slot M!
0:17:30 > 0:17:34If you say "Awesome" one more time, I'll tell you where to put tab F!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37'Awesome. Now fold along crease 7.
0:17:39 > 0:17:43- 'Fold C into slots A, J, H and I.' - No, no, that's not it.- I'm folding!
0:17:43 > 0:17:47'Then place tabs A, D, 12 and X4
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- 'into slots 8 through 12.' - Fold everything! Fold it all!
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- 'Tighten flaps A...'- No, tighten the flap!- Crease the creasing!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55'..and crease along tab 7 to 14.'
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Eat my tab!
0:17:58 > 0:18:02'Your display is complete. You're now ready to sell...
0:18:02 > 0:18:04'Demolition!'
0:18:04 > 0:18:07May I present you with Demolition.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18This isn't right.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20- How's it coming, MasterChef? - Really well!
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Yeah, er, no, I mean great. No peeking! How's the cleaning?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Impossible. Let's just do it later.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Don't look!
0:18:28 > 0:18:32I want to surprise you. It's a secret family recipe,
0:18:32 > 0:18:34and you're not allowed to look at it, even the end product.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Well, you're the expert.
0:18:36 > 0:18:41Yes, indeed, a very attractive and available expert.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Ha-ha! Don't look at my mixture.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54What are you doing?
0:18:54 > 0:18:58I'm sworn to secrecy and cannot tell a living soul.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00I'm spying.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Not on you. On your mum.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Oh, right, OK. Your secret's safe with me.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07I won't tell another person.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Don't worry about him, Daniel, he's just spying.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Now, let's see what Stan's mum's got planned for the shed.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- Oh, looks awful.- Yeah.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24- When do the Demolition men get here? - Soon, in about an hour.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Well, that explains a lot!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Why would you want to blend spinach?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Here, train fish bird! Time for a little bit of wrap...
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Eugh! What is that smell?
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Nice way to take revenge. That'll teach your mum to demolish the shed.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45I didn't do it on purpose!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48I had a moment of utter stupidity.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Only an absolute idiot would fall on that, I know. But that's me!
0:19:52 > 0:19:54A clumsy, good for nothing doofus!
0:19:54 > 0:19:56All right, don't be so hard on yourself!
0:19:56 > 0:20:00The demolition men are coming! They'll be here in an hour!
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Do you think they'll have one of those big balls on a chain?
0:20:03 > 0:20:04OK, we're finished!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06No, we're not finished!
0:20:06 > 0:20:09This is where the fight back starts.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11With smells.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Load your weapons.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19We're going down fighting.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24'Hold up the manly bottle of Demolition For Men.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26'Don't forget to smile.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29'Like a man. Spray it.'
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Ooh! - Nobody move!
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- NASALLY:- Jess, take the window. Mike, cover the door!
0:20:35 > 0:20:38OK, we know what you've got planned. Which way are they coming in?
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Um, what are you talking about?
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- The demolition men! - Er, well, through the front door.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46So. There it is.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50You're going to pull down the shed and build a perfume office.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54- When were you going to tell me?- What are you talking...?- Don't deny it!
0:20:54 > 0:20:56You've already admitted the demolition men are coming.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Front door, team alpha.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Clear.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Yes! The men who are coming to sample
0:21:04 > 0:21:09- my new range of aftershaves. - Demolition For Men!- Hmm!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12So...will that be the stuff that was in the box you crushed, Stanley?
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- You what?- Nothing!
0:21:16 > 0:21:21Nothing was crushed. It's all fine. It's youth talk, Mum.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24"Crushed" means "like". He's saying I like your aftershave.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- I crush it.- Stanley, I will tell you now,
0:21:26 > 0:21:29if you have damaged my samples in any way,
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I will turn that shed into an office.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Well, that's fine... because I haven't.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35It's all fine.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Excuse me for a moment.
0:21:38 > 0:21:43Good! Because this is a professional operation!
0:21:45 > 0:21:50The shed an office! And it's all my fault.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Actually, it's my fault.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Yeah, it IS your fault.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56How is it MY fault?!
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Look on the bright side - if you hadn't made such
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- an amazingly awful smell, I'd never have fallen on the box.- That's it!
0:22:03 > 0:22:05If I can make a horrible smell to defend the shed,
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I can make a nice one to save it!
0:22:07 > 0:22:09That actually sounds really impossible?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Maybe. But it's the only chance we've got.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Mike, Jess, get some nice-smelling things.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19Roses, bacon, toothpaste, that sort of thing.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21I've got research to do.
0:22:21 > 0:22:26Archie, I need anything Olivia's got on making perfume or aftershave.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Sorry, Stan! Right, noses!
0:22:32 > 0:22:36Big ones, small ones, cute ones, piggy ones.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39They're everyone's favourite facially-located smell holes.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42But did you know that your nose goes way back into your skull
0:22:42 > 0:22:44up to 11cm?
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Almost the same length as a fish finger!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Warning! Do not try to jam a fishfinger into your nose.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53It will NOT fit! These days,
0:22:53 > 0:22:55perfume makers make their own smelly compounds,
0:22:55 > 0:22:59but in the old days, they used to collect millions of flowers
0:22:59 > 0:23:03and boil them to extract just the tinniest drops of perfume oil.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05But it wasn't just flowers. Smells used to be taken
0:23:05 > 0:23:08from the glands of male deer, whale vomit,
0:23:08 > 0:23:10- the bum of the American beaver...- Ow!
0:23:10 > 0:23:13..and even the poo of the Cape hyrax. Whatever that is.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16I got cinnamon!
0:23:16 > 0:23:20I got roses! Boy, Mrs Wilson has one angry cat.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Right, we just need some lumps of whale vomit, a beaver's bum,
0:23:24 > 0:23:27petrified poo and a deer and we'll be on our way!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Just get the closest thing you can find!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36OLIVIA BEEPS
0:23:39 > 0:23:44Do come in, thank you. Hello, hello.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Welcome to my Demolition promotion.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51So, er, we would like to present to you
0:23:51 > 0:23:53our new aftershave...
0:23:57 > 0:24:01..Demolition For Men. Hee-hee. So...yeah.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- Doesn't look like aftershave. - It certainly smells, though.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Yeah, but not of aftershave.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13I don't understand it. We almost used exactly the right ingredients.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17Who'd think perfume-making would be a serious scientific process?
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Stanley, do you know where my aftershave samples are?
0:24:20 > 0:24:25Only I've got a living room full of manly men who want to smell of...
0:24:25 > 0:24:29- Agh! - I thought it was called Demolition?
0:24:29 > 0:24:33You DID crush it! That's it, Stanley!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35- You're banned from using the shed. - But...- But what?
0:24:35 > 0:24:38What are you going to magically give me something
0:24:38 > 0:24:41that'll make those men smell more manly than they smell already?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Yes! Yes, I am!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- Mmm?- I've got just the thing! - Hee-hee!
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Bye-bye.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Bye! Bye-bye.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58SHE SIGHS
0:24:59 > 0:25:02YES! They loved it!
0:25:02 > 0:25:05They said it was the manliest they had ever smelt!
0:25:05 > 0:25:06What did you put in it?
0:25:06 > 0:25:10Oh, it was just an organic compound I extracted from an animal.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12- That's how perfumes used to be made. - Ah!
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- It was Mike's sweat in the aftershave, right?- Yeah, it was.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17You smell like the manly men.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19GIGGLING
0:25:19 > 0:25:24Well, whatever it was, I want a lot more of it,
0:25:24 > 0:25:27so you had better get extracting if you want to keep that shed.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32Hello, Mike.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35I'll get the wet suit.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Stay away!
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Don't look. Don't look.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- Can I open my eyes yet?- No.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47You can't EVER open them.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Yes. I totally win!
0:25:50 > 0:25:53You're going to have to do whatever I say
0:25:53 > 0:25:55- for the whole week!- What's that?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Wait till I've put the writing on.
0:25:57 > 0:26:02What's it going to say - "Happy Birthday, Dad! I'm So Sorry"?
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Yeah? What have you got that's so much better?!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Agh!
0:26:10 > 0:26:14Oh, Daniel, I'm sorry and it was such a lovely cake.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Is that a sprout?!
0:26:17 > 0:26:22OK, keep back! I've got smells and I'm not afraid to use them!
0:26:22 > 0:26:25It wasn't my fault. It was Jess's!
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Jess's and that horrible, stupid thing!
0:26:28 > 0:26:31- Argh! - HE SPRAYS
0:26:33 > 0:26:37You stinked my present!
0:26:37 > 0:26:41I thought it was trying to attack me! It was instinctive!
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- It's what a Junior Marine would do. - Ha-ha! You lose, too!- Yes!
0:26:45 > 0:26:48But...wait, what are we going to do?
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- I mean, what are we going to give Dad?- You're right.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54We've been so busy competing, we forgot about Dad.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Now we've got nothing to give him.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Apart from the knowledge that he raised two fine kids?
0:27:00 > 0:27:02We've got nothing to give him.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04- Unless...- Unless what?
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Well, all dads love aftershave on their birthday.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12- Where are we going to get aftershave at this time?- I know just the place.
0:27:14 > 0:27:20No. No. Keep away. Stay back. Keep away from my sweat glands.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23No trumping, lads, it's what they want.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Argh!
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