0:00:18 > 0:00:22I saw amazing things, out there in space.
0:00:22 > 0:00:26But there's strangeness to be found wherever you turn.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30Life on Earth can be an adventure too.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32You just need to know where to look.
0:00:41 > 0:00:47- Bubbleshock... for maximum performance.- Oh, she's got the telly working, that's the first priority.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Let's shift!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Plenty more boxes.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Do us a favour, find the kettle, I'm parched.- Maria!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Coming!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Pass me that lamp cos it's quite fragile.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Maria, the cutlery's in the boot, go and fetch it.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Living room, love?- No, that says "kitchen". Can't you read?
0:01:05 > 0:01:08And go round the side. I did say.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- Mind you, not bad. - Mum! Stop fancying the removal men!
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Oh, they love it.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Besides, they're getting paid!- Ooh!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Cutlery, go on.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Hiya.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Put it by the window. Thanks.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Thank you, boys!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Come on then.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55All done. Congratulations. Our new home.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Ooh! Look at me! It's nearly six, I'd better be off.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Can't you stay for tea, Mum?
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I'd love to, but Ivan's cooking me dinner back home.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09But you are gonna love it, sweetheart. I promise.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- I liked the old house. - Your mum wanted the money.
0:02:11 > 0:02:16Don't start. This is a much better catchment area, that old place they were holding you back.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18They were my friends.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Well, you'll get a better catchment of friends.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25You'll settle in, don't worry.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27And you.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31You still can't make a cup of tea.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Oh, Alan, I nearly forgot, can you give me that cheque?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I don't know where my cheque book is.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Oh, all right. Well, post it - first thing tomorrow, if you could.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Sure.- Angel. Bye, bye! Big kiss!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05You and me, eh?
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Come on.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- ON TELEVISION:- Bubbleshock!
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- For maximum performance! - No added sugar.- No concentrates.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Bubbleshock! Contains Bane!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38HIGH-PITCHED CHIMING
0:05:51 > 0:05:53- ON TELEVISION:- For maximum performance...
0:05:53 > 0:05:57- How would you know if you were going mad? - Ask your mother, she's the expert.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00- I'll tell her you said that! - ON TELEVISION:- Contains Bane!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04But...what if you see something that you know can't be happening,
0:06:04 > 0:06:07only it is happening, only you know it can't be?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09DOORBELL CHIMES
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Don't know. Go and ask them. - That's our first visitors.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15If it's Angelina Jolie, tell her I'm not interested.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Go on.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23- You moved in yesterday, right?- Yeah.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Saw ya. I'm Kelsey. Hiya.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- I'm Maria. - You got broadband?- Yeah.- Brilliant.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34You haven't got music channels?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37What's the point, if you haven't got music channels?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Dad says it costs.- Well, nag him.
0:06:39 > 0:06:44You'll be dead in school, if you haven't got music channels. D'you want some of this?
0:06:44 > 0:06:45No, thanks, I don't like it.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- I love it. D'you want to come into town?- I haven't got any money.
0:06:49 > 0:06:54That's OK. We'll just get the Bubbleshock Bus. It's free, every half hour. Come on, get your stuff.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56What, a free bus?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Yeah, it takes you to the Bubbleshock factory.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01You go on a tour. Get free samples. Come on.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03I wanna show you Darren at the bike shop. He's over buff.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Dad, I'm going out.
0:07:07 > 0:07:12- You heading off without me? - We're going into town. - Without a proper goodbye?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Dad...!
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- I'm so shamed for you. - Who's your friend?
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- This is Kelsey.- Did they tell you? About the people that used to live here?
0:07:27 > 0:07:32- No, what happened?- Went mad. Ran away, screaming. My mum's friend, Kath Pontin, she lives down there.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35She said the bloke kept going on at her about seeing aliens.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- From outer space. - What sort of aliens?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Like it's real! Shut up! Come on, we're gonna miss it.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- Um... Hi! Er, we just moved in opposite, I'm Maria Jackson.- Hello.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52Hi! Hello there. Nice to meet you, I'm Alan. Alan Jackson.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Er...I hope you're not going to make too much noise.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- It's just, I work from home, and I don't like to be disturbed.- OK.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Nice to be made welcome.- Sorry.
0:08:01 > 0:08:06- Sarah Jane Smith.- See you then! - Yeah.- Where are you going, exactly?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Bubbleshock factory.- Free bus.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Anyway, I'm sure we'll get on just fine. It's just me and Maria now.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Making a new start of it. Bit of a divorce and that.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Don't worry, it's all been sorted, there's no shouting.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20So, what kind of work do you do?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Really?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Really? Well...
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Must be fascinating. CAR ENGINE REVS
0:08:29 > 0:08:31TYRES SCREECH
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Nice to meet you too(!)
0:08:36 > 0:08:41There you go, you've got my number. But don't give it to anyone in Year Eight.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43That's the mad woman.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Always racing about.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47She's a bit glamorous, though. What does she do?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Journalist or something?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52My mum's friend Kath Pontin says she never has anyone round.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Never talks to anyone.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56This guy, Sakhir, once saw her by the station
0:08:56 > 0:08:59and she was talking to this big crystal thing and it moved.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01What, like a monster or something?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Here it is!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10THEY LAUGH
0:09:13 > 0:09:16There you go. All aboard for Bubbleshock.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- I don't get how this Bubbleshock stuff's supposed to work. - I don't care.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26It just makes you feel all wide awake. And tastes fab.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28- I think it's disgusting. - You're one of the 2% then.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31It doesn't work on 2% of people. That's a fact, that is.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Anyway, it's organic.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37So that makes it all right then, just the magic word "organic"?
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Well, it's natural. And that's good. So there.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55There it is! Bubbleshock!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57CHEERING
0:10:25 > 0:10:27TANNOY: Welcome to Bubbleshock.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30All visitors must report to Central Processing.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Access beyond the designated area is forbidden.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42DIGITAL BEEPING
0:10:45 > 0:10:46I knew it.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Right, welcome to the Bubbleshock Experience.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Please step through the archway, one by one.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Just a security scan. One at a time.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Thank you.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Security scan, in a pop factory?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05People want to steal the recipe!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Come on, it doesn't hurt.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Today's first lot going through now.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Transmitting data to the Archetype.
0:11:17 > 0:11:22In five, four, three, two,
0:11:22 > 0:11:24one, and transmit.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Is it working?
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Oh, yes.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33He's almost fully mature.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36I would even say...
0:11:37 > 0:11:38..perfect.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Mother will be pleased.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51PIPES GURGLE
0:11:54 > 0:11:57INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER TANNOY
0:12:15 > 0:12:16DIGITAL WHIRRING
0:12:16 > 0:12:18ELECTRONIC UNLOCKING
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Oops.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Mrs Wormwood? We have an intruder.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- Well, dispose of them.- She says her name is Sarah Jane Smith.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Does she indeed?
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Well, bring her to my office and make her welcome.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44This should be fun.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Welcome to Bubbleshock!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51It's huge.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53I've seen it loads of times.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Just a quick reminder, if you could turn off your mobile phones.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58That means all of you.
0:12:58 > 0:13:03We have extremely sensitive equipment here, and the signals can interfere with the machinery, so phones off.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06What's a mobile phone gonna do?! Make the bubbles go flat?!
0:13:06 > 0:13:10That's enough lip at the back, just do it. Thank you.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- That's a bit rude.- I don't care.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14He's a total muffin.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17OK, everyone, this is the main production area!
0:13:17 > 0:13:22And before we go any further, I'd like to offer you more free samples.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Help yourselves.
0:13:25 > 0:13:31Bubbleshock, revitalises your taste buds and gives you energy morning, noon and night.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Only Bubbleshock contains Bane...
0:13:33 > 0:13:36..Et...cetera. OK.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39That's it, keep moving thank you.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Don't touch anything.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43How many times? Oi.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50- No Bubbleshock?- No ta.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52I'm one of the two percent with the wrong taste buds.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Don't worry. We're working on it.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Soon we'll have everyone drinking Bubbleshock.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- The whole world. - I'd rather have a cup of tea.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Thank you.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15That's very kind.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Think of yourself as our guest.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20I wasn't breaking in, I was just trying to reach someone in charge.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24I phoned about a hundred times, but no-one would talk to me.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Oh, I've seen the list.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Phone calls.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28E-mails.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Miss Sarah Jane Smith certainly makes her presence felt.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- Do you mind if I take notes? - Not at all.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37And since you've been so bold,
0:14:37 > 0:14:41- let's make this an official interview.- And it's...
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Mrs Wormwood?
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- That's correct.- As a matter of fact, that's in the Bible, Wormwood.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50The Book Of Revelations.
0:14:50 > 0:14:58At the end of the world, it describes a star, falling to Earth and poisoning the waters.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- A star called Wormwood.- Fascinating.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Shall we move on to business?
0:15:03 > 0:15:06I've got contacts in the City.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09They said it was like this company dropped in from nowhere.
0:15:09 > 0:15:14And normally, it takes years of tests to get approval from the EU to market a new foodstuff.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16You got it in two weeks.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20All we're doing is satisfying a need.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- Which is? - The people are hungry, Miss Smith.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26For new food, new drinks, new tastes.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30All the western world does is eat.
0:15:30 > 0:15:37All day, every day, eating, they gorge and feast and chew and bite,
0:15:37 > 0:15:42everything sweet and hot and cold and sticky food and drink,
0:15:42 > 0:15:46just food and drink, that's the human race.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49They devour.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Who are we to deny them?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- So you invented Bane? - The Bane isn't new, Miss Smith.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Oh, no, it's very, very old.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Come and see.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04For all the hype,
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Bane is completely natural. 100% organic.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Yes, but organic what?
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Don't be silly. I can't give away our recipe.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I checked with some scientists I know.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Your social circle sounds fascinating.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22They tried to analyse a bottle of Bubbleshock.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23What's the point?
0:16:23 > 0:16:27It's all chemicals and sweeteners and E-numbers.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30The test of a drink is in the tasting.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Have you tried it?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Oh, no. Definitely not.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Oh, but you must.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41- Lesley! - Oh, no, really, thanks, I'm fine.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42No, no, no, no.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44But I insist!
0:16:44 > 0:16:47A good journalist
0:16:47 > 0:16:51should submit to the complete experience.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Drink Bubbleshock, Miss Smith.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Drink deep.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Bane has received ringing endorsements.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04I know we don't advertise, but we'll make an exception for this!
0:17:04 > 0:17:08Yep, you have got to try Bubbleshock, it's simply delicious!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- BOTH:- Drink it!
0:17:10 > 0:17:15- Mrs Wormwood, I'd rather die. - Well...
0:17:15 > 0:17:17We can't have that.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Can we?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23The scientists say Bane behaves very oddly when they test it.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25As if it's resisting the analysis.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29And nothing could do that. At least...
0:17:29 > 0:17:34- nothing on Earth.- What exactly are you suggesting, Miss Smith?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36That Bane originated in outer space?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Of course not.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42That would be ridiculous.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Wouldn't it though?
0:17:48 > 0:17:53So the pure spring water and fresh fruit juice ends up here, where Bane is added.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56From here it's bottled, all quality controlled, packed up,
0:17:56 > 0:17:59and ready to be distributed all over the British Isles.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Listen, we'll be done in 20 minutes,
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I'll go and phone Suki, she can meet us in WH Smiths.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08- You're not supposed to use your phone.- What are you, a Girl Guide?
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- They'll take it off you.- He's not gonna see, is he? Two ticks.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Suki's dead rich!
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Go ahead and print your story, by all means.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23But consider your career. Are you really going to expose this
0:18:23 > 0:18:24as some kind of alien plot?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27You'll be considered insane.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31I don't care what people think of me. Never have.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I just want to find the truth.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37But at such a cost. I take it, Miss Smith, you're single?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Yes, I am.- No children?- No.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44Such a wasted life.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Miss Smith is leaving. Lesley will show you out.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Oh, and by the way,
0:18:52 > 0:18:54what planet do you come from?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Nice try.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Lesley?
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Kill her.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50Blimey. They don't put this on the tour, do they?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Hiya, Suki?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59LOUD BUZZING, SIRENS WAIL
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- TANNOY:- Emergency, emergency.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11ROARING
0:20:12 > 0:20:14SHE SCREAMS
0:20:16 > 0:20:19I'm sorry, we seem to have some kind of emergency.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22That's it, keep moving please, thank you.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Get them out! Get everyone out!
0:20:26 > 0:20:27SNARLING
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Kelsey...
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Kelsey?
0:20:40 > 0:20:42What is it? What's happening?
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Mrs Wormwood, she escaped.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Sarah Jane Smith!
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Kelsey...
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Find that woman, and this time, kill her properly!
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Kelsey!
0:21:11 > 0:21:15SCREAMING
0:21:17 > 0:21:19What have you done?!
0:21:19 > 0:21:23- Get that thing away from me!- She is not a thing! You are the thing!
0:21:24 > 0:21:27She is my mother,
0:21:27 > 0:21:29the mother of us all.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33- Sir!- Well, turn it off!
0:21:33 > 0:21:35- Oi, that's my phone! - SNARLING
0:21:35 > 0:21:40There's nothing to be scared of, Mother.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Our precious Bane Mother.
0:21:41 > 0:21:46Kelsey? You there?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Close off the exits.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Report, D block.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02SIREN WAILS
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Maintain positions! Section 17 reports...
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Er...hello.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43- Um...hello.- Who are you?
0:22:43 > 0:22:47- Who are you?- I'm lost.- I'm lost.
0:22:47 > 0:22:52I'll turn off vat number four. I'll take care of it, don't worry.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Shroud yourself, Mother.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04We will find the source and destroy it. Mrs Wormwood?
0:23:04 > 0:23:08- We have the situation under control. - Oh, I don't think so.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10The Archetype has escaped. Find him!
0:23:10 > 0:23:14And for the Bane Mother's sake, turn off these alarms!
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Find the device! B squad! C squad! Maintain perimeter defences!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27I'm not with them.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29I can help you.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Got to find a place to hide.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Yes! Come on!
0:23:55 > 0:23:57We'll be safe in here for a bit.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01One place men never go. Sorry for dragging you into the ladies.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Why do men never go to the ladies?
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- What are you doing here? - I could ask you the same!- Who's he?
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- Have you searched? - It must have left the compound.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Impossible! There are humans here. I can smell it.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31And one very particular person. Still alive.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33What have they done to you?
0:24:33 > 0:24:34I knew I had to get away.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Yeah, well, that goes for all of us.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Did you search in there?
0:24:38 > 0:24:42But it's for their females only.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46We are males. Their culture says we must never go in.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Oh, you idiot!
0:24:53 > 0:24:57- Where does that lead?- Car park. Only a child could get through.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Or a narrow-hipped female.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Come on. This way.
0:25:01 > 0:25:06- Quickly, seal the gates. - Move, get in!
0:25:06 > 0:25:10But my friend's in there! I only just met her, but I can't leave her.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14- The bus has gone, maybe she was on the bus. Now get in.- I can't!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18ZAP!
0:25:19 > 0:25:23- What's that thing? - Sonic lipstick. Now get in!
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- Search the perimeter!- Move!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28She's freed the Archetype!
0:25:35 > 0:25:40She's taken the Archetype. Now we can have even more fun.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Oh, even more.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Now then. Let's find out what you know, little girl.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54But who is he? What was he doing in that factory?
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- What were they doing in there? - Leave it. Go home.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59I can handle things from now on.
0:25:59 > 0:26:05But there's something going on! I saw you last night!
0:26:05 > 0:26:07What did you say?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09She said she saw you last night.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12With that thing in your garden. That alien.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Now listen to me, Maria.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19My life is dangerous. And rule one, I don't put anyone else in danger.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21- Especially a kid.- I'm not a kid!
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Maria, go home, watch telly, you do whatever it is you do,
0:26:24 > 0:26:28you just live your life as normal, you forget any of this happened.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Have you got that? You stay away from me. For your own sake!
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Hey, I've worked out the oven. It was on a timer...
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Maria?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57And I want compensation for that phone.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59That was brand new last week!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01And FYI, he is a prize mentalist.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05He's got this big puppet in his roof, and he thinks it's his mum.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Puppet?
0:27:07 > 0:27:09She means Mother.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12If that's your mum, you should go on Jeremy Kyle.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14I can't understand a word she says.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17She's all noise and ignorance,
0:27:17 > 0:27:19whereas Miss Smith...
0:27:19 > 0:27:22She seems familiar with the concept of alien life.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Far too familiar.
0:27:24 > 0:27:30- Look, if we scan her, an average human. Except...- What is it?
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Residual artron energy.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35And what's that?
0:27:35 > 0:27:36Background radiation.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39A result of travels through the space-time vortex.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42A while ago, but it's still there.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45A time-space traveller?
0:27:45 > 0:27:47So it seems.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52- We need to find her. - She lives on Bannerman Road.
0:27:52 > 0:27:53I beg your pardon?
0:27:53 > 0:27:56Bannerman Road. And she's as loony as you lot.
0:27:56 > 0:28:00We must retrieve the Archetype and kill this Smith woman.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03I've been aching to kill one ever since we arrived.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06This one has information. We can use her.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09You can let me go, otherwise I'm phoning the police.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11And ChildLine!
0:28:11 > 0:28:15I'm going to turn off my image translator.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17Try not to scream.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19I never scream.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21SLOSHING AND BUBBLING
0:28:29 > 0:28:32Someone said there's a miserable girl who needs a cup of tea.
0:28:32 > 0:28:35But I couldn't find one, so you'll have to do instead.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40- Thanks.- What is it, then?
0:28:40 > 0:28:42It's all right. I know.
0:28:42 > 0:28:47New house, new school next week. Everything must seem so weird.
0:28:47 > 0:28:48You're telling me.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51But if there's anything wrong,
0:28:51 > 0:28:55you can tell me. You know that, don't you? You can tell me anything.
0:29:02 > 0:29:06Oh! It felt so good to be myself.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09These clumsy human oxen.
0:29:11 > 0:29:13The girl's unconscious.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15I'm surprised you didn't kill her.
0:29:15 > 0:29:21These miniature versions have parents. Parents ask questions.
0:29:21 > 0:29:25- But what did we learn? - The thoughts of a child are chaos.
0:29:25 > 0:29:30Late homework, is she fat, will she ever be kissed?
0:29:30 > 0:29:33And she worships something called...
0:29:33 > 0:29:34the Holy Oak.
0:29:36 > 0:29:40No. Hollyoaks. But her parents fight.
0:29:40 > 0:29:42She wishes she were younger, and older.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45This world scares her. So very much.
0:29:45 > 0:29:48- And Sarah Jane Smith? - Oh, she knows her.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50Bannerman Road.
0:29:50 > 0:29:55Number 13. And yes! She lives alone.
0:29:55 > 0:29:58No support, no defences.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00- Then I can attack!- Oh, yes.
0:30:02 > 0:30:03Have some fun.
0:30:03 > 0:30:07And I filleted the memories.
0:30:07 > 0:30:12This one will remember nothing.
0:30:13 > 0:30:15Oh.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18Right. Hiya!
0:30:18 > 0:30:20So shamed!
0:30:20 > 0:30:23- I'm asleep in your office. - Oh, we've looked after you.
0:30:23 > 0:30:26And don't worry, Davey can take you home.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29Off you go, Davey. Bannerman Road.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31Enjoy.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44But you must have a name.
0:30:47 > 0:30:49If I'm Sarah Jane, then you're...?
0:30:49 > 0:30:51All I know is I had to run.
0:30:51 > 0:30:55But you can talk. Someone must have taught you that.
0:30:55 > 0:30:58- Who was it?- Everyone.
0:30:58 > 0:31:00What does that mean, everyone?
0:31:00 > 0:31:05I am everyone. And then I had to run.
0:31:05 > 0:31:10- The girl came, Maria, and then you. - Well, think back.
0:31:10 > 0:31:15- Before you ran, what can you remember?- I was born running.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17But you must have a home.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20- Is this your home?- Yes, it is.
0:31:20 > 0:31:21Can I live here?
0:31:21 > 0:31:25No, no, I don't think so. Sorry.
0:31:27 > 0:31:31- Help yourself.- Is this food?
0:31:31 > 0:31:33Food and drink.
0:31:33 > 0:31:37- Which is which?- Sarah Jane?
0:31:37 > 0:31:39- Who's that?- Hmm? No-one.
0:31:39 > 0:31:41- There was a voice.- No, there wasn't.
0:31:41 > 0:31:43- Sarah Jane?- Not now!
0:31:46 > 0:31:49- I thought you lived alone.- I do.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52You're not to go upstairs, have you got that?
0:31:52 > 0:31:57It's private. You don't ever go upstairs unless I say so.
0:31:57 > 0:32:01- You don't trust me? - I don't even know you.
0:32:01 > 0:32:05Hold on. Now, don't be afraid...
0:32:05 > 0:32:08WATCH WHIRRS AND BLEEPS
0:32:08 > 0:32:12Not alien. A normal, healthy lad.
0:32:12 > 0:32:17Human, ageing rate normal, but...
0:32:17 > 0:32:20This says you were born 360 years ago!
0:32:20 > 0:32:24No...
0:32:24 > 0:32:28You were born 360 minutes ago.
0:32:28 > 0:32:30Is that good or bad?
0:32:34 > 0:32:36Bannerman Road.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39- Off you go.- Well, I don't have to be home till six.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42We could go for a burger.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45Get out. And don't forget...
0:32:47 > 0:32:49Drink Bubbleshock.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08Here comes trouble...
0:33:08 > 0:33:12- Kelsey!- Thanks for abandoning me! Some friend you are!
0:33:12 > 0:33:15- I'm making a snack. Beans on toast? - Too many carbohydrates.
0:33:15 > 0:33:17- Right, you can starve. - Where were you?
0:33:17 > 0:33:20The alarms went off, and I was looking for you.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22He's all right, your dad. He's a bit fit.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25Oh, shut up! But where'd you get to, Kelsey? Tell me.
0:33:25 > 0:33:27The factory. What happened?
0:33:34 > 0:33:36- You can read?- I can now.
0:33:36 > 0:33:39- You just learnt? - It's easy! Letters and words.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44If you don't mind, could you just lift up your top?
0:33:44 > 0:33:46Just so I can see your stomach.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48You've got no belly button.
0:33:48 > 0:33:49Is that good or bad?
0:33:49 > 0:33:53I don't know, but everyone who's born has got a belly button.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55Why not me?
0:33:55 > 0:33:59Sorry, but I don't think you were born.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01I think you were grown.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10I was mortified to wake up in her office.
0:34:10 > 0:34:11Then they drove me home.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13- Who drove you home?- The muffin.
0:34:13 > 0:34:15What, the man from the tour? He's here?
0:34:15 > 0:34:20- Yeah, what about it? - Dad, I'm going out!- Eh? What?
0:34:23 > 0:34:25SNARLING
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Sarah Jane! Open up! It's me, it's Maria!
0:34:30 > 0:34:32You are completely shaming me!
0:34:34 > 0:34:36I told you, leave me alone!
0:34:36 > 0:34:38But it's the man from the factory.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40He's on the street. He's here!
0:34:50 > 0:34:52Inside! Get in!
0:34:57 > 0:35:00What is it? What is that thing? What is it?
0:35:00 > 0:35:02Hello Maria, hello screaming girl.
0:35:02 > 0:35:04There's a great big alien out there!
0:35:08 > 0:35:12- Get upstairs!- But we're not allowed. - I'm allowing you! Now go!
0:35:12 > 0:35:14- What is that thing? - Just shut up and move!
0:35:14 > 0:35:16CREATURE ROARS
0:35:23 > 0:35:24KELSEY SCREAMS
0:35:25 > 0:35:28Run! All of you! Just run! Fast as you can!
0:35:29 > 0:35:32He's coming up the stairs!
0:35:32 > 0:35:33We're gonna die!
0:35:39 > 0:35:41What is that thing?!
0:35:46 > 0:35:50- Wait here.- What's up there?
0:35:50 > 0:35:54No, you can't go up. I'll be ten seconds, just ten seconds.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57You will die, Miss Smith. You and the squealing pigs.
0:35:57 > 0:35:58This is not happening.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00This is so not happening!
0:36:00 > 0:36:02That contradicts the facts.
0:36:04 > 0:36:08First the children. And then you, old woman.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11Hey! Less of the old!
0:36:28 > 0:36:30It's the muffin!
0:36:30 > 0:36:31That is a muffin?
0:36:35 > 0:36:37Pity.
0:36:37 > 0:36:40- That was the last one. - DOOR SLAMS
0:36:47 > 0:36:50- What's going on? - Maria, don't get involved.
0:36:50 > 0:36:53I think it's a little bit too late for that.
0:36:53 > 0:36:57Thanks. You saved our lives.
0:36:57 > 0:36:58I suppose I did.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03Oh, my flipping heck!
0:37:03 > 0:37:07No, don't go up there!
0:37:07 > 0:37:11Who said you could come up here? Don't touch anything!
0:37:15 > 0:37:18These things...are they alien?
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Some of them.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29- Where did you get them?- I suppose you've seen too much now.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32It's not as if anyone's going to believe you.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38Aliens are falling to Earth all the time.
0:37:38 > 0:37:42It's not just those stories you hear on the news. All sorts of creatures.
0:37:42 > 0:37:46Some have got lost, like the one you saw me sending home last night.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49Some of them crash. And some want to invade.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51You still believe me?
0:37:51 > 0:37:54- Yes.- Really? How come?
0:37:54 > 0:37:57Cos you're bonkers, but I don't think you're a liar.
0:37:57 > 0:38:01Oh, well, that's nice to know. No, except about the bonkers bit.
0:38:01 > 0:38:04- This place is beautiful.- Thank you. - Not so bad yourself, fella.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06- What does that mean?- Oh, he's mine.
0:38:06 > 0:38:09- Is that good or bad? - That's bad, that's very bad.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12It's just you, though?
0:38:12 > 0:38:13On your own?
0:38:13 > 0:38:16The government knows all about aliens.
0:38:16 > 0:38:18And there are secret organisations,
0:38:18 > 0:38:21dedicated to finding them, but they tend to go in all guns blazing.
0:38:21 > 0:38:25- I think there's a better way of doing it.- But how d'you get started?
0:38:27 > 0:38:31I met this man. A very special man.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33Called the Doctor.
0:38:33 > 0:38:37- And years ago, we travelled together.- In space?
0:38:37 > 0:38:40Space and time.
0:38:40 > 0:38:42And then it came to an end,
0:38:42 > 0:38:46and suddenly I was back to a normal life.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48Electric bills,
0:38:48 > 0:38:53- burst pipes, bus tickets and rain. - She is completely loop-the-loop.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55There, d'you see?
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Who can I talk to about it?
0:38:57 > 0:38:59For years, I tried to forget.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02And then I met him again, the Doctor.
0:39:02 > 0:39:08We'd both changed, but it's funny, because we were still both the same.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10And I learnt that I could carry on,
0:39:10 > 0:39:13here on Earth, doing what we always did.
0:39:13 > 0:39:14That's when I started this.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16I began my life again.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18And the Bubbleshock factory?
0:39:18 > 0:39:20It's run by aliens?
0:39:20 > 0:39:23Oh, everybody's an alien. You, me, the Pope, James Blunt.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25Actually, I can believe that one.
0:39:25 > 0:39:28But Kelsey, you saw it! That great big alien!
0:39:28 > 0:39:31I saw a muffin in a suit! That's all. Like in the films?
0:39:31 > 0:39:33- It's pretend! - SHRILL BEEPING
0:39:33 > 0:39:36- What's that?- He's circled back again!- Another invasion,
0:39:36 > 0:39:38obviously. Little green men!
0:39:42 > 0:39:45There was a scientific project in Switzerland.
0:39:45 > 0:39:46They created a black hole.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49If it gets free, the Earth would be swallowed up.
0:39:49 > 0:39:51So K9's sealing it off.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53- Greetings, Mistress.- K9?
0:39:53 > 0:39:57- He's my friend.- K9 as in canine? That is so lame!
0:39:57 > 0:40:00He's been in there for a year and a half, plugging the distortion,
0:40:00 > 0:40:04and every so often he passes my way.
0:40:04 > 0:40:08Your best friend is a metal dog with its bum stuck in a black hole?
0:40:08 > 0:40:11I know.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13How are you, K9? How do you feel?
0:40:13 > 0:40:17Misunderstanding of the functional nature of this unit, Mistress.
0:40:17 > 0:40:18I do not feel.
0:40:18 > 0:40:22However, all circuits are functioning at full capacity.
0:40:22 > 0:40:25- Can you ever come out, K9? - Oh, K9, this is Maria.
0:40:25 > 0:40:30Greetings, young mistress. I cannot emerge until this breach is sealed.
0:40:30 > 0:40:34- How long will that take?- I cannot estimate the duration of this task.
0:40:34 > 0:40:38- What does he eat, nuts and bolts? - The small female is hostile.
0:40:38 > 0:40:39Don't listen to her.
0:40:39 > 0:40:43Regret I must transfer my coordinates, Mistress.
0:40:43 > 0:40:45Bye-bye, K9.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47Good dog.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49Affection noted, Mistress.
0:40:59 > 0:41:04- How long's he gone for? - I don't know. But I miss him.
0:41:04 > 0:41:07- KELSEY GIGGLES - And don't you laugh, Kelsey Hooper.
0:41:07 > 0:41:11He was my dog, my daft little metal dog.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14And now...
0:41:14 > 0:41:16I'm on my own.
0:41:23 > 0:41:24You know the penalty.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Forgive me.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29But she had weapons. Terrible weapons.
0:41:29 > 0:41:33A hunter that loses his prey is unfit to serve the Bane Mother.
0:41:33 > 0:41:35I'll go back. I'll kill her!
0:41:35 > 0:41:38I can manage that on my own.
0:41:44 > 0:41:50Mother eats the children that fail her. You will become food!
0:41:56 > 0:41:58What's this then?
0:41:58 > 0:42:01It's some sort of communicator. It was a gift,
0:42:01 > 0:42:03from the person you saw last night.
0:42:03 > 0:42:07She said if I ever needed help, I could use it to call her.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10- Then let's call her! - She meant help with poetry.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14She was a Star Poet from Arcateen 5.
0:42:14 > 0:42:17That's not much use. Unless you want to rhyme "trouble"
0:42:17 > 0:42:19with "double".
0:42:19 > 0:42:21Let me see...
0:42:26 > 0:42:28Careful.
0:42:28 > 0:42:31He knows nothing about the world.
0:42:31 > 0:42:35Everything's new to him. I think he's some sort of experiment.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38- Like those aliens created him. - He's their child.
0:42:38 > 0:42:39But he's still human.
0:42:39 > 0:42:42If you don't mind?
0:42:42 > 0:42:46I don't like people going through my things.
0:42:46 > 0:42:48That device on your wrist.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51- It detects alien life?- That's right.
0:42:51 > 0:42:52Then what is it detecting now?
0:42:52 > 0:42:55How d'you mean? He's right!
0:42:55 > 0:42:57There might be another one of those things!
0:42:57 > 0:43:01- No, wait a minute... - WATCH BLEEPS
0:43:07 > 0:43:09- What?- Kelsey!
0:43:09 > 0:43:12- You're an alien!- Oh, you wish.
0:43:12 > 0:43:15- No, it's not her, it's... - Oi! That's mine!
0:43:15 > 0:43:18It's the drink. It's that ingredient, Bane.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21- Yeah, well, it's organic. - More than that. It's alive.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23Species identified: Bane.
0:43:23 > 0:43:28It's not just an ingredient, it's an alien! This is the secretion of...
0:43:28 > 0:43:31Oh, I need glasses. A Bane Mother.
0:43:31 > 0:43:38There's a piece of living Bane inside every bottle of Bubbleshock.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41- That stuff is alien?!- Thought you didn't believe in aliens.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44Shut up! I've got things from space living in my stomach!
0:43:44 > 0:43:47- What ya gonna do? - It's not my fault!
0:43:47 > 0:43:50You've got all this stuff, all these gadgets and you sit here,
0:43:50 > 0:43:52talking, yapping on all day about planets
0:43:52 > 0:43:55and monsters, what good is that? Why don't you do something?
0:43:55 > 0:43:58All right, Kelsey.
0:43:58 > 0:44:01Just you watch.
0:44:01 > 0:44:03- Mr Smith? - Yes, Sarah Jane?- I need you!
0:44:12 > 0:44:15Mr Smith's a computer.
0:44:15 > 0:44:17- An alien computer.- Mr Smith.
0:44:17 > 0:44:21I want a direct visual link to Mrs Wormwood at the Bane Factory.
0:44:21 > 0:44:24- Can you get coordinates?- Accessing.
0:44:24 > 0:44:26What, you can just phone her up?
0:44:26 > 0:44:30- Mr Smith can hack into anything. - But why d'you want to talk to them?!
0:44:30 > 0:44:32Because I want to be fair.
0:44:32 > 0:44:38Coordinates 013457689014 658757562987 032105-5.
0:44:38 > 0:44:42- That's like their phone number. - Visual link connecting.
0:44:45 > 0:44:46Mrs Wormwood?
0:44:46 > 0:44:50- Oh, very clever.- Thanks for the assassination attempts.
0:44:50 > 0:44:54My pleasure. The next one will involve harpoons.
0:44:54 > 0:44:58I know who you are and what you are.
0:44:58 > 0:45:01Bane. Now leave this planet!
0:45:01 > 0:45:03- Are you declaring war?- Mrs Wormwood.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06The universe is huge. And Earth is so small.
0:45:06 > 0:45:08You don't need to do this.
0:45:08 > 0:45:14I'm asking you, as one species to another, just leave this world.
0:45:14 > 0:45:17Leave us in peace. Please.
0:45:17 > 0:45:18- And if I don't?- Then...
0:45:20 > 0:45:22I'll have to do something.
0:45:24 > 0:45:26Very well.
0:45:26 > 0:45:29In the language of your young ones...
0:45:29 > 0:45:33bring it on.
0:45:38 > 0:45:41Wow...that didn't go well.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46- How're you gonna stop them? - You tell me.
0:45:46 > 0:45:48What? D'you mean you haven't got a plan?
0:45:48 > 0:45:50- Nothing?!- Nope.
0:45:50 > 0:45:54The people I fight have plans and weapons, but I don't.
0:45:54 > 0:45:56It's what makes me different.
0:45:57 > 0:46:01Mother, events have escalated.
0:46:01 > 0:46:04We must declare war on mankind.
0:46:04 > 0:46:06Open your mind, Mother.
0:46:06 > 0:46:09You must convert the humans containing Bane.
0:46:09 > 0:46:11They will convert the rest!
0:46:11 > 0:46:14Let this become...
0:46:14 > 0:46:16Bane World!
0:46:44 > 0:46:47Kelsey Hooper! Look!
0:46:47 > 0:46:50- Help me!- Oh, my God. It's beginning.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52Kelsey, fight it!
0:46:56 > 0:47:00- Drink...it.- It's the Bane. They're taking people over!
0:47:00 > 0:47:01Out! Quickly! Out!
0:47:01 > 0:47:04Drink...it...drink...it...
0:47:04 > 0:47:09- Keys!- Drink...it...drink...it.
0:47:09 > 0:47:10Got to get to the factory.
0:47:10 > 0:47:12- I'm coming with you. - You are staying here!
0:47:12 > 0:47:14Dad!
0:47:14 > 0:47:17Stay indoors, there's this stuff happening!
0:47:19 > 0:47:22- Drink it.- Dad! No, Dad...
0:47:22 > 0:47:24Mother stirs!
0:47:24 > 0:47:30Those who have not taken Bane must be converted!
0:47:30 > 0:47:32MOTHER ROARS
0:47:34 > 0:47:37Dad, listen to me. It's not you, it's that thing,
0:47:37 > 0:47:41- it's the drink, it's the Bane! - Drink it...drink it...
0:47:41 > 0:47:44I'm sorry, we can't help them, we must get to the factory.
0:47:44 > 0:47:48- Now get in the car!- Drink it...
0:47:48 > 0:47:50This is bad, yes? I recognise bad.
0:47:50 > 0:47:54- What are we gonna do?- Maria, two types of people in the world.
0:47:54 > 0:47:57- People who panic. Then there's us. Got that?- Got it.
0:48:03 > 0:48:06PEOPLE CHANT: Drink it...drink it...
0:48:23 > 0:48:25Drink it...drink it!
0:48:30 > 0:48:32Mother welcomes her new children.
0:48:32 > 0:48:41Come to us, newborn Bane. Come to us!
0:48:53 > 0:48:56- I'm going inside. You stay here. - No way!
0:49:04 > 0:49:08- They've got a deadlock seal!- What does that mean?- We can't get in!
0:49:08 > 0:49:12- Sarah Jane! - Drink it! Drink it!
0:49:12 > 0:49:15We can't go back and we can't get in. What do we do?
0:49:15 > 0:49:19No, there's got to be a way of getting in, there's got to be.
0:49:19 > 0:49:21There must be something. What do I do?
0:49:21 > 0:49:24Oh, come on, Doctor, help me.
0:49:24 > 0:49:28Come on, think!
0:49:33 > 0:49:34Yes!
0:49:34 > 0:49:36All the humans who don't submit
0:49:36 > 0:49:39will be reduced to liquid.
0:49:39 > 0:49:41Then Bane will drink them, and...
0:49:41 > 0:49:44What's that noise? CHEERY MUSIC PLAYS
0:49:59 > 0:50:05- Not too late for the party? - Miss Smith...
0:50:05 > 0:50:08I warned you. Leave this planet!
0:50:08 > 0:50:11Have you met my mother?
0:50:20 > 0:50:22- Leave her alone! - I told you to stay on board.
0:50:22 > 0:50:26- Too late for that! - Oh, you've brought us the Archetype.
0:50:26 > 0:50:29He is a living, thinking human being.
0:50:29 > 0:50:30And you created him. What for?
0:50:30 > 0:50:33He's an assembly of thousands of different humans.
0:50:33 > 0:50:37A montage, you might say. A collage.
0:50:37 > 0:50:41On every tour of the factory, we'd scan the guests, all 10,000 of them.
0:50:41 > 0:50:46And then we fed every strength and every weakness into him.
0:50:46 > 0:50:48- The Archetype.- I am everyone.
0:50:48 > 0:50:52- But why? - The 2% who wouldn't touch Bane.
0:50:52 > 0:50:55The Archetype could tell us how to modify our product.
0:50:55 > 0:50:58But since we've advanced our plans,
0:50:58 > 0:51:02he is no longer needed. HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING
0:51:02 > 0:51:04No! No!
0:51:06 > 0:51:11- He's only a boy. I'm begging you, let him go.- Oh, that's so sweet!
0:51:11 > 0:51:14But he's dying, and soon you will join him.
0:51:14 > 0:51:15Like all our enemies.
0:51:15 > 0:51:20Our slave control is activated around the world.
0:51:20 > 0:51:24The time of man is over.
0:51:24 > 0:51:29SNARLING The time of Bane is come!
0:51:29 > 0:51:31ALL CHANT: Drink it! Drink it!
0:51:37 > 0:51:39You've failed, Miss Smith.
0:51:39 > 0:51:42- This is where your lonely life has led you.- She's not on her own.
0:51:42 > 0:51:44She's got me.
0:51:44 > 0:51:47(And I've got this.)
0:51:49 > 0:51:51SHRILL BUZZING
0:51:51 > 0:51:55MOTHER SCREECHES
0:51:55 > 0:52:00The device is tiny. And now you've angered the Bane Mother.
0:52:00 > 0:52:05Do you really think that's wise?
0:52:05 > 0:52:07ROARING
0:52:12 > 0:52:14I told you to stay away.
0:52:14 > 0:52:16Know what? I'm still glad I didn't.
0:52:16 > 0:52:20Mother, descend and consume them!
0:52:28 > 0:52:32- You forgot this...- What is that? - A signal device from another world.
0:52:32 > 0:52:34- And what of it?- Like a mobile phone.
0:52:34 > 0:52:36Only to call across the stars,
0:52:36 > 0:52:38it must be a million times more powerful.
0:52:38 > 0:52:41- Good thing you don't know our frequency.- Mr Smith said it.
0:52:41 > 0:52:43But that was dozens of numbers.
0:52:43 > 0:52:45And I remember them.
0:52:45 > 0:52:49- You gave me the memory of 10,000 humans.- Stop him!
0:52:49 > 0:52:54013456689014 68757562987 032105-5...
0:52:54 > 0:52:56- Calling the Bane! - MOTHER SHRIEKS
0:52:58 > 0:53:00HIGH-PITCHED FEEDBACK Noooooo!
0:53:02 > 0:53:05The Bane Mother! You're killing her!
0:53:09 > 0:53:11Archetype!
0:53:11 > 0:53:15- I order you to stop! - But you made him human, he's ours!
0:53:15 > 0:53:18Maria! Give me a hand.
0:53:31 > 0:53:32Come on!
0:53:57 > 0:53:59Until the next time.
0:54:01 > 0:54:05Miss Smith!
0:54:20 > 0:54:22We stopped them!
0:54:24 > 0:54:26Are you all right?
0:54:26 > 0:54:30Their control has gone and I'm free. And that's good.
0:54:30 > 0:54:32Oh, yes, that's good!
0:54:35 > 0:54:36I would be dead without you.
0:54:36 > 0:54:38We all would! You're amazing!
0:54:38 > 0:54:40The pair of you! Amazing!
0:54:40 > 0:54:42This is happiness, yes?
0:54:42 > 0:54:44Oh, yes!
0:54:44 > 0:54:47- We did it! - We did it!- We did it!
0:54:55 > 0:54:58The government has refused to comment,
0:54:58 > 0:55:03but stocks of Bubbleshock have been withdrawn from our shelves,
0:55:03 > 0:55:05and the mass hysteria of this afternoon
0:55:05 > 0:55:09- is being put down to a chemical imbalance of the brain.- Dad!
0:55:13 > 0:55:19- Oh! Hey, what's brought this on? - I thought I'd lost you.
0:55:19 > 0:55:22Oh, I had a bit of a turn, that's all.
0:55:22 > 0:55:25It's on the news. Some chemicals escaped from that factory
0:55:25 > 0:55:27and gave everyone hallucinations.
0:55:27 > 0:55:29Oh, hello...
0:55:29 > 0:55:33- Just checking everything's all right.- That's very neighbourly.
0:55:33 > 0:55:35Yeah, well, sorry about before.
0:55:35 > 0:55:37Welcome to the neighbourhood.
0:55:37 > 0:55:40It's certainly been eventful. Is it always like this?
0:55:40 > 0:55:42No, this is a quiet day.
0:55:42 > 0:55:44- And who's this?- This...
0:55:47 > 0:55:49is...
0:55:49 > 0:55:51I suppose... This is my son.
0:55:51 > 0:55:53My adopted son.
0:55:53 > 0:55:55- Hello.- And what's your name?
0:55:55 > 0:56:00- I don't have one. - Sorry, no, it's an old family joke.
0:56:00 > 0:56:02- He's called, um...- Look at you, front door open,
0:56:03 > 0:56:07after everything! Did you hear about the chemicals? It was a nightmare!
0:56:07 > 0:56:12I had Ivan chasing me round the bedroom saying "Drink it"!
0:56:12 > 0:56:14I told him to get off, but...
0:56:14 > 0:56:15Oh, haven't you unpacked yet?
0:56:15 > 0:56:18Alan, I did say the longer things stay in boxes,
0:56:18 > 0:56:20the less it feels like a home.
0:56:20 > 0:56:23- And you are?- Sarah Jane Smith. I'm from over the road.
0:56:23 > 0:56:26This is my mother.
0:56:26 > 0:56:31- What's he wearing?- These are the clothes I was born in.- Right.
0:56:31 > 0:56:33Well, thank you very much, but if you don't mind,
0:56:33 > 0:56:35I've had a bit of a trauma. Family time.
0:56:35 > 0:56:38- Thanks for calling in.- OK.
0:56:38 > 0:56:40- We'll be off.- This woman is rude.
0:56:40 > 0:56:43- Yes, definitely going, come on. We'll go home.- You don't have to.
0:56:43 > 0:56:46Invite the neighbours, you never get rid of them.
0:56:46 > 0:56:49Next thing you know it's holidays together.
0:56:49 > 0:56:50That is a recipe for disaster.
0:56:50 > 0:56:55No offence. Nice to meet you, Sarah...Lou.
0:56:55 > 0:56:58So there he was, chasing me round the bedroom with a bottle of pop.
0:56:58 > 0:57:01I said, "That's novel," but next thing, her next door's
0:57:01 > 0:57:06doing the same thing! Oh, while I'm here, I'll have that cheque, thanks.
0:57:06 > 0:57:07But I've had to pay the removal men.
0:57:07 > 0:57:10Well, you should've planned! That's Alan, no plans.
0:57:10 > 0:57:13But Ivan's booked this villa, and it's gorgeous,
0:57:13 > 0:57:16but we've got to pay the rest of the deposit, so...
0:57:21 > 0:57:24- Cheers!- And it's normal pop!
0:57:24 > 0:57:26Hooray for normal pop.
0:57:26 > 0:57:28How's your friend Kelsey?
0:57:28 > 0:57:32She's backtracking like mad, saying it was all hallucinations.
0:57:32 > 0:57:34- No such thing as aliens. - But we know better.
0:57:36 > 0:57:39Oh, that's more like it!
0:57:39 > 0:57:40This is good?
0:57:40 > 0:57:42Yep!
0:57:47 > 0:57:50How are you gonna adopt him then? I mean, you need forms and things.
0:57:50 > 0:57:53Who are you gonna say his real mum is, the Bane Mother?
0:57:53 > 0:57:56Mr Smith's sorted that.
0:57:56 > 0:57:59Officially done and dusted.
0:57:59 > 0:58:01All he needs now is a name.
0:58:01 > 0:58:06- You can choose your own. - I like yours. Maria.- Maybe not!
0:58:06 > 0:58:08How about Jack?
0:58:08 > 0:58:10- Josh? Nathan?- Harry?
0:58:10 > 0:58:13Alistair? Luke?
0:58:13 > 0:58:16- I like Luke.- I like Luke.
0:58:16 > 0:58:18If you like Luke, I like Luke.
0:58:18 > 0:58:21That's the name I was always going to choose, if I had kids.
0:58:21 > 0:58:24- Except it never happened. - But now it has.
0:58:24 > 0:58:26Luke Smith.
0:58:26 > 0:58:28- You're a mum!- I am.
0:58:31 > 0:58:33I never asked.
0:58:33 > 0:58:36Have you got a boyfriend, or...?
0:58:37 > 0:58:41Oh, there was only ever one man for me. And after him,
0:58:41 > 0:58:43nothing compared.
0:58:43 > 0:58:48When I was your age, I used to think, "Oh, when I'm grown up,
0:58:48 > 0:58:51"I'll know what I want, I'll be sorted."
0:58:51 > 0:58:53But you never really know what you want.
0:58:53 > 0:58:57You never feel grown up, not really, you never sort it all out.
0:58:57 > 0:59:01So, I thought, I can handle life on my own.
0:59:01 > 0:59:04But after today, I don't want to.
0:59:06 > 0:59:11- What's that?- It's just a plane.
0:59:11 > 0:59:13That's a flying machine, right?
0:59:13 > 0:59:15Perhaps it's a spaceship.
0:59:19 > 0:59:23I saw amazing things out there in space.
0:59:23 > 0:59:26But there's strangeness wherever you turn.
0:59:26 > 0:59:29Life on Earth can be an adventure too.
0:59:29 > 0:59:32You just need to know where to look.
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