0:00:02 > 0:00:05'My name's Maria Jackson, and this is Bannerman Road.
0:00:05 > 0:00:10'I've just moved in with my dad after he and my mum got divorced.'
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Oh, right, on the brush.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14You've got some on your face. There, just there.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22Then, in this big old house over the road,
0:00:22 > 0:00:24I met Sarah Jane Smith.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31She's a journalist...
0:00:31 > 0:00:33who investigates aliens.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38That's Luke. Born yesterday, near enough.
0:00:38 > 0:00:43Sarah Jane's adopted him, and together, we saved the world.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51I discovered that life was so much bigger and stranger and better
0:00:51 > 0:00:53than I ever thought possible.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Oi! Thank you. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01But when school began, I thought things might go back to normal.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06I was wrong.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08They just got weirder...
0:01:09 > 0:01:11..and weirder...
0:01:12 > 0:01:14..and weirder.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Wahhhh!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Now, you take care. OK?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Goodbye, Mum.- Oh, I don't think so.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42No, Sarah Jane's just fine.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Oh, hi Maria.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48CHILDREN LAUGH
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Why were they laughing?
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- First day, and your mum's kissing you goodbye?- Is that bad?
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Bit embarrassing. Plus, she so wants you to call her Mum.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- She said she didn't. - It's not what she said.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- That's a bit flashy. - It's a brand new building.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- There was an article about it in the paper.- Wonder what's inside it?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Not them. Scan along.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Where is he?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26There! Him.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29He's not that big. How will I fit?
0:02:29 > 0:02:34He'll do. Get yourself ready.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I'll go fetch.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- What can I do for you? - Stand right there, Tim.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Any particular reason?
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Very particular. HE BREAKS WIND Oops!
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Happens to us all.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51- And I'll need those.- Sorry?
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Waaaaahhhhh!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- I'm feeling anxious.- So am I.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11But you've been to school before.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13- Not this one.- Budge up.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- You new today?- Yeah. Maria.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Clyde. New too. Probably hang around with you
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- till I meet some cooler people. - How do you do? I'm Luke Smith.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29OK, that was a joke. Now I mean it.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34- Good morning everybody. - ALL: Good morning, Mr Blakeman.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36HE BREAKS WIND, EVERYONE LAUGHS
0:03:36 > 0:03:40What's funny? The wife gave me cabbage and bean tartlets last night.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Yet another reason to despise Jamie Oliver.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Right, assembly, yada-ya.
0:03:46 > 0:03:51Welcome back everybody, it's a new year, hope you all do well.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Don't run in the courtyard, don't even think of wearing make-up, and study hard,
0:03:55 > 0:04:00because I guarantee none of you are gonna be pop stars.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03What's his problem?
0:04:03 > 0:04:06So.... What else? HE BREAKS WIND
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Oh, yeah.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11What a bright future you've all got, children of the world!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Etcetera. Right...
0:04:14 > 0:04:17as you've seen, we have a new technology block.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21I'll be taking you over in groups to look at our amazing new facilities,
0:04:21 > 0:04:27starting with...Form 10B.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33There are 16 classrooms with broadband connections,
0:04:33 > 0:04:37but anything dubious your adolescent minds may be drawn to,
0:04:37 > 0:04:38I've locked out.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I've signed us up for this. First meeting's tomorrow.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Lunchtime science club? And now I'm backing away.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45HE BREAKS WIND Shut up!
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Why is farting funny?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- It just is.- But it's a normal process of the human bowel.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Are you for real?
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Smells weird in here.- Farts?
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Dunno...metal, electric.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Like batteries.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Can I sit here? - Only if I'm not gonna shame you.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Well, I either sit here with you or sit there with that.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- What, there's someone worse than me? - Just.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- So where are you from?- Hounslow. My parents split up,
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- so I moved here with Mum.- Like me. Only I moved with my dad.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- Yeah, how's that?- Better than them rowing all the time.- Yeah.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Ow!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29What's wrong with that? It's mouldy!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31What kind of slop are they serving here?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Is it leftovers from last term or something?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Sir? Sir?- What?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38How am I meant to eat that?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Just pick the bad bits off.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Great. That leaves me with a pea.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- Mine's off too! That is disgusting! - What's wrong with this place?
0:05:53 > 0:05:57It stinks, the food's rotten. Something weird's going on here.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Goodbye, repellent pubescents.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07- Until tomorrow.- This skin... it's killing me round the legs.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Right. Time for a test run.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Now? What about the caretaker?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I've taken care of the caretaker.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Everything's ready. Come on!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Oh, I see, you've cadged a lift, have you?
0:06:18 > 0:06:23- I offered.- I dunno, Lady Muck, getting the neighbours
0:06:23 > 0:06:28- to chauffeur her around.- Shut up, Dad.- How was the first day, then?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31OK. A bit weird, though. The headmaster keeps farting.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Really? What, noisy smelly ones or silent but deadlies?- Eugh!- What?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Place stinks like batteries. And the food was off.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I'll make you a proper tea.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- You go and get changed. - Bye. See you, Maria.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43I want a proper tea too!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Make it yourself! I'm not your cook.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Whatever.- No, forget it, it's all right. We'll phone out for a curry.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Can't have you straining yourself after your long voyage home, can we?
0:06:53 > 0:06:54- You think you're so funny!- Yeah.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57How do you get like that, you and Maria?
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Always been like that, don't really think about it.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Anyway, the school can't be that bad, they've just built this.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Someone donated the money and this technology block was put up.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Looks incredible.- Hold on. I did an IT job in a school, in a new block
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- that looks like that.- Was it built by Coldfire Construction?
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Yeah.- Where?- On the other side of town. St Sheldon's, in Upminster.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22That place smelt odd. Sort of metallic.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Anyway, better go.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28Stop her ordering the entire menu. Bye!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Systems online.
0:07:34 > 0:07:39- That's it. Now, synchronise the mega-wattage.- Synchronizing mega...
0:07:39 > 0:07:43watty...er...
0:07:43 > 0:07:44That one!
0:07:53 > 0:07:57- Kept making social mistakes today. - I think I made one too.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Driving to school when it's round the corner, kissing you goodbye.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Oh, we're both new hands at this.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I don't know anyone except Maria and Clyde.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Maria's in different classes to me most of the time.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12- And Clyde thinks I'm uncool.- Clyde's not the only kid in the school.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17- What if I make more mistakes? - Never make the same ones again.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Listen, anyone is nervous starting a new school, a new job.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- I've never been a mum before. - Do I have to go?
0:08:24 > 0:08:28I could take you out, teach you here. I considered it.
0:08:28 > 0:08:33But you, Luke Smith, you're going to live a normal life,
0:08:33 > 0:08:35as normal a life as I can give you.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39What if I get it wrong again? It makes me feel...stupid.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Remember, you saved the world the day you were born.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Not many people can say that.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48No-one else can say that. That's the problem. Nobody else is like me.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- What are you doing?- Checking up on the firm who built your new block.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Coldfire Construction.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00They started expanding 18 months ago, contracts all round the world.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Some odd things cropping up.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Now they're putting up school buildings all round London.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Makes a change for me.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Not aliens, is it?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Stabilising...
0:09:17 > 0:09:18There!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Aaah!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Only me, come for a gawp.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Alan, this is really kind of all right!
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Thanks, Chrissie, I really value your opinion.- Don't be sarky.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- Is Maria upstairs?- I think it went OK for her today.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42- What went OK for her today?- Her first day at the new school.- Today?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45My mind's just been all over the place,
0:09:45 > 0:09:47stress like you would not believe.
0:09:47 > 0:09:52- So why did you come round?- To see my daughter. Do I need another reason?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Oh, while I think about it,
0:09:54 > 0:09:57you were gonna give me that 13.5 tog double duvet?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Only you don't need it, you've got the single.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Maria, love, it's your mum!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Lights out, London!
0:10:16 > 0:10:17School can't be that bad.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21I mean, like I said, it's a much better catchment area.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26Ooh, got to go, love. Ivan's taking me to the pub, it's opera night.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30The waiters sing while you're eating.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Oh, great(!)
0:10:32 > 0:10:34There's a torch.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42With a flat battery. I'm not saying anything
0:10:42 > 0:10:43I'll get the candles.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- Power cut? - Yes, Mr Smith's not responding.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51The computer just went pffft, and guess who forgot to save her work?
0:10:51 > 0:10:55I'll just see how long it'll be, I can check the local power grid.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00That's impossible. It never loses power. Can't lose power.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- There we go.- Goes as far as I can see.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Happened all the time when I was a kid.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11It once went off right in the middle of Manimal, I was distraught.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Weird. Why's that happening?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Give them to me! - I can do it.- No, I'll do it.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- What was that? - It's destabilising hell!
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- Turn it off, turn it off! - Turn it off!
0:11:57 > 0:11:59What?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Weird.- Must be faulty.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Or the same thing that cut the electric off cut this off.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Fantastic(!) Every station in the loop is working,
0:12:08 > 0:12:09but the stabiliser cuts out!
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- I'll fix it.- You bought those plans off that Wallarian,
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- you took his word it worked! - I'll sort out the storage problem,
0:12:15 > 0:12:20- then it'll stabilise, OK?- Until then I'm stuck here, in this.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Teaching science on the planet Thick
0:12:22 > 0:12:26where they still haven't worked out string theory! Ooh, it chafes!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Oh, shut up! Don't you get it?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31We're nearly there! One more step...
0:12:31 > 0:12:34and we destroy this planet!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Science is my first class today.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Lab 2A, with Mr Jeffrey.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44You'll be fine!
0:12:44 > 0:12:45See you, then.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Oh, hi.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Oh, not interrupting?- No, no, no.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Just making a start. Had a bigger garden in the old house.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- Do you miss it? - Yeah, well, needs must and all that.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Shame, I had a lot of plans for that old garden.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Just didn't plan on my wife running off with a judo instructor.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- You ever been married? - No. Never found time.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Wise move. Anyway...sorry? - Oh, I was just wondering,
0:13:11 > 0:13:15that school you mentioned in Upminster. St Sheldon's?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18I'm sure I've still got the plans here somewhere.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Yeah, there we go.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Cost a fortune. They had broadband installed, the works.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Where did the money come from? - I dunno, private funding.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- What sort of journalist are you? - Oh, local stories, nothing exciting.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Maria was saying you'd travelled a fair bit?- Could say that, yeah.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37What's that bit? It's blank.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Never went in. Coldfire kept that to themselves, it was sealed off.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- There's no door.- You reckon they're hiding something, do you?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Ooh, something mysterious inside a school.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50- That would be ridiculous!- A bit. - Do you mind if I keep this?- No.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55A transformer is an electrical device
0:13:55 > 0:13:58that changes the voltage of the AC supply.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Such as your...
0:14:01 > 0:14:04our mains electrical supply.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Anybody know who invented the first transformer? ..You.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Faraday.- Correct.- Though he didn't know what to use it for.- What?
0:14:10 > 0:14:14I've thought about it too. You could get rid of the transformers,
0:14:14 > 0:14:17get a better system and induct power instead.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Just pointing out, I'm nothing to do with him.- Quiet!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Name.- Clyde Langer.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Troublemaker. Noted.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27OK.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32You're cool because you make trouble. Should I make trouble?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34I hear talking!
0:14:36 > 0:14:42- What are you doing?- My pen's run out, I'm getting a new one.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Let me see that.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Oh! What is it?- Cold chip sandwich.
0:14:48 > 0:14:53Made it this morning. Not chancing my life in that canteen again.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Oi, you can't do that!
0:14:54 > 0:14:58You can wait until lunchtime and use the canteen like everybody else.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- I'll report you for that! - Go on, try it.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04HE BREAKS WIND
0:15:04 > 0:15:05PUPILS LAUGH, BELL RINGS
0:15:05 > 0:15:11- Right. For tomorrow, 1,000 words on transformers!- Oh!
0:15:11 > 0:15:122,000!
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Hopeless, Miss Smith! Even worse this term.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27I believe you had the wiring in your new block re-installed.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Didn't do any good. The computers keep crashing. And look.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Look at this.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Fresh this morning. Everything goes off.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40And there's that smell. Like batteries.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43And it started when you got your new technology block?
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Hasn't anyone tried to work out what's wrong?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- a parent governor raised it at our meeting.- And?
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Fell off his bike the next morning, three months in traction.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Can't you feel it, Miss Smith?
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Like...a thunderstorm's coming.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Hello, Miss Smith. SHE LAUGHS
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Incredible knowledge!
0:16:09 > 0:16:13- This child, Luke Smith, is a freak. - You really think he can help us?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Yes! We'll use him to solve the storage problem.
0:16:16 > 0:16:21- A 14-year-old human?- Something's strange about him. These kids stink.
0:16:21 > 0:16:27Acne and grease and coats and crisps. But he smells...fresh.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- When can you get to him?- Very soon.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32We have a rendezvous.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Welcome to lunchtime science club.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39I had hoped for a slightly higher turnout, but never mind.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41There's only me.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43And me. Carl.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Luke. Pleased to meet you.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50- Hi.- Carl's the science star of the school, supposedly.
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Though I imagine he's probably pretty rubbish compared to you.
0:16:54 > 0:17:00Take a look at this. Now, over the summer I've been having tons of fun
0:17:00 > 0:17:02working on a new project.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06What do you make of this?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- Um...- It's a model for a giant capacitor system.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Purely theoretical.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Nobody could possibly build this for real.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- You designed this? - Yes, I'm wasted here.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- Do you like it?- It's amazing. Let me see.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Now, I have a problem.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26My purely theoretical problem is...
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- anyone?- Don't tell me.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Oh, yeah. With this, you could store huge amounts of electrical energy.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33But there's a loophole.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Here in the storage, it wouldn't stabilise.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40That's my problem, well done. Gold star.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- No star.- You went wrong here.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46You need to add an equation into the computer control.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Yeah?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00I'll take your word for it.
0:18:00 > 0:18:06- The power stabilises, your problems are over.- Yes. All my problems are...
0:18:06 > 0:18:09I don't know about yours, though.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12And that school has exactly the same problem as yours.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15So I'm off to Coldfire Construction.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16- Do you want me to do anything?- Yeah,
0:18:16 > 0:18:20have a look round, see if you can find where that smell's coming from.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23OK, see you later. Good luck!
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- Who was that, then?- Nobody.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Result!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Yes! That's it!
0:18:32 > 0:18:35And he just handed it over!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Hilarious! Humans...
0:18:37 > 0:18:40even the clever ones are stupid!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42At last! We will be avenged!
0:18:42 > 0:18:44We'll finish this planet tonight!
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Someone looks happy! I had double maths this afternoon.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Science club was brilliant. Mr Jeffrey's really nice.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00- I think we'll be friends.- You don't make friends with a teacher.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Why not?- You just don't. Anyway, Sarah Jane phoned,
0:19:03 > 0:19:05she wants us to look inside the new block.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- What are you doing? - Investigating the new block.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12- I left something in the new block. - What is it with you and her?
0:19:12 > 0:19:15I've seen weird people, I know weird people.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- But you two, you're beyond weird. - Go find some normal people then.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Can I help you?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34That's not right.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36I want answers. Where are you from?
0:19:36 > 0:19:40London. The layout of this building doesn't make any sense.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43But where've you been all your life? You don't know farting's funny,
0:19:43 > 0:19:46you let your mum kiss you in public. Where was your last school?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- I've never been to school. - Your mum taught you at home?- No.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53- And she isn't my mum. There are 16 classrooms in this building.- Hold on.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- What's Sarah Jane to you? - She adopted me.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00- Why don't you call her Mum? - She doesn't want me to.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- What about your real mum and dad? - I haven't got a mum or dad.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Everybody's got a mum and dad. I have a dad...somewhere.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14This block measures about 1,539 metres squared,
0:20:14 > 0:20:16so double that for both floors...
0:20:16 > 0:20:18The area of each room doesn't add up to that.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22So there's an empty space... through there!
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I think you should go home.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30- So what are you saying about our company then?- Miss...?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Oh, you can call me Janine.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Janine.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38I've been reading up. It's not just these school projects in London.
0:20:38 > 0:20:44You've moved from country to country, hiring cheap local labour.
0:20:44 > 0:20:49- Yes?- At your building in Santiago, workers refuse to go in.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Food goes off. Endless technical problems.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Valencia, Paris, the same story. And another thing.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59The plans for each building have a large empty area behind a wall.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Why is that?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03There's another room, a secret room. Behind there!
0:21:03 > 0:21:07- I'll tell you this...- But how do you get inside?- I'm not getting through.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Stop...being...strange.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Who's that?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Hello?
0:21:31 > 0:21:33I know you're in here...
0:21:33 > 0:21:36I can smell you.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38HE SNIFFS
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Ah, a little girl.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Fresh as a daisy.
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Sugar and spice and all things nice.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52She really shouldn't be hanging around school after home time.
0:21:53 > 0:22:00Not when I've got no reason to hide in this stupid skin any longer.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02SQUEAKING
0:22:02 > 0:22:07because these projects are so far apart, nobody connects them.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10I strongly advise you to leave right now.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12If you know what's good for you.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Is that a threat?- Yes.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16What?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18After all...
0:22:18 > 0:22:21why should I hide?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34That was your last chance, Miss Smith. Be fair.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36I did give you fair warning...
0:23:00 > 0:23:02I am Slitheen!
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Oh, I love it when they run!
0:23:19 > 0:23:21Your Luke Smith's too clever by half.
0:23:21 > 0:23:26- He's right outside!- There's another one. I'm after her now.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30Oh, it feels good, after so long.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Rejoice in your hunt, brother!
0:23:34 > 0:23:38I know you're in here, I can smell you.
0:23:40 > 0:23:46Mmm, what lovely perfume you're wearing, Miss Smith!
0:23:47 > 0:23:50You're positively fragrant!
0:23:55 > 0:23:57We're out of here, now, come on!
0:23:57 > 0:24:01- What?- Where's Luke? - I know you're out there, girl...
0:24:01 > 0:24:05- That's only Mr Jeffrey.- And another one! A boy!- You are sad.
0:24:05 > 0:24:09- Hiding from a teacher. What can he do? Give you a detention?- Come on!
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Oh, no!
0:24:11 > 0:24:15Run! It's no fun if you don't run!
0:24:15 > 0:24:19The smell of human fear...
0:24:19 > 0:24:20love it!
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Kiddies!
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Kiddywinks!
0:24:28 > 0:24:33Run as fast as you can, I'm coming to find you.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Raarghh!!
0:24:45 > 0:24:48It's a door. And every door must have a door handle.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51About here?
0:24:56 > 0:25:01Children, children, come to me.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- We've gotta get out of here! - We can't. We need to fight them.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Quick, in here!
0:25:26 > 0:25:31So, Luke, how d'you like our little science project?
0:25:33 > 0:25:36So where's Jeffrey? I heard him.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- That's Jeffrey, that thing chasing us.- Oh, I'll believe it, why not?
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Thanks. Is there a way out through here?
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- No. There's no way out. - HE BREAKS WIND
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Oh, no.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Ha-ha-ha!
0:25:55 > 0:26:00I am a child of the Slitheen and this is my hunt!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- Get it open!- It's locked, that thing's real, isn't it?
0:26:08 > 0:26:09I was wrong, it is aliens.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14- Aaarghh!!- The outcasts of the Slitheen family are scavengers
0:26:14 > 0:26:16who infiltrate low-tech planets
0:26:16 > 0:26:18by hiding in the skins of the native species.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22- Mr Smith, I need you. - Is that a computer?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Turn out the sun.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26- They've switched off the sun! - We're going to stop them.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30What, the four of us? With vinegar in plastic squeezies?
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Daddy, you promised I could do it.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35I think an adult better deal with them this time.
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