0:00:02 > 0:00:05- I'm anxious.- So am I.- You've been to school before.- Not this one.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07- Name?- Clyde Langer.- Troublemaker.
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Aaargh!!
0:00:10 > 0:00:13What's wrong with this place? It stinks.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16The food's rotten, something weird's going on.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- That's flashy.- It's brand new.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22- There was an article about it.- I did an IT job, that looked like that.
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Built by Coldfire Construction.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- Can I help you?- Do you really think he can help us?
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Yes, we'll use him to solve the storage problem.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31- A 14-year-old human child?- Yep.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Lights out, London.
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Have a look round, see if you can find where that smell's coming from.
0:00:37 > 0:00:42She really shouldn't be hanging around school after home time.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- Is that a threat?- Yes.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- Come on!- Yaaargh!- Hold on!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Run! It's no fun if you don't run.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59The smell of human fear, love it!
0:00:59 > 0:01:03- Is there a way out through here? - No, there's no way out.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07So, Luke, how do you like our little science project?
0:01:07 > 0:01:11I am a child of the Slitheen and this is my hunt.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Run!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Come on, boy.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Don't you want a closer look?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Ya-aa-aah!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Good sense of smell, have you?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Oh, yes...best nostrils in the galaxy, official!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- And you like my perfume?- Lovely.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Then sniff this! - SHE SQUEALS
0:02:02 > 0:02:03SQUEALING CONTINUES
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- I've found a secret room!- Not now.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Get it open!
0:02:11 > 0:02:15It's locked! That thing's real, isn't it? It's real...
0:02:15 > 0:02:17This place is sealed! You're finished!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Right here, right now! - This way!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23LAUGHING AND GROWLING
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Maria!- Come on!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Maria!
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- Luke!- Sarah Jane. - I was wrong, it is aliens.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- Yeah, I know!- Raaagh!
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Right, listen...
0:02:39 > 0:02:42She said make a smell, make a big enough smell and you'll get away!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- What'll we do, fart our way out? - Would that be funny?- What?!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Come out, little ones...
0:02:47 > 0:02:51They're nearby, Daddy. I can smell you.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- A strong smell, think!- A skunk?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56- Yes!- Wolverine.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Pure masculine action.- Yaaarggh!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Go, go, go!
0:03:12 > 0:03:16COUGHING
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Hunt them.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23GROWLING
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- Wait for me!- Sarah Jane!- Come on, Sarah Jane!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- ZAPPING NOISES Sarah Jane, please!- Sarah Jane!
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Into the car!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Come on, hurry!
0:03:37 > 0:03:41- What's that?- Sonic lipstick. - Of course.- What is he doing here?
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Sorry.- Somebody else's life in my hands, just what I needed!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50They're getting away.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52That's not fair, Daddy!
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- That woman cheated! I want my hunt!- Come here...
0:03:56 > 0:03:59That woman had some sort of sonic disruptor.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02This is a level five planet, they're primitives.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05How did she get that? Who is she?
0:04:05 > 0:04:09The galactic police? She could be one of their agents.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11No, she's human, she smelt...
0:04:11 > 0:04:13soupy, they all do.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Still, if that's her only weapon, she's no big deal.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Daddy. I want my hunt!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21You'll have your hunt later, I promise.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Tonight's the night the lights go out!
0:04:24 > 0:04:26THEY ALL LAUGH
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I want answers.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32I've just been chased by aliens and you aren't even freaking out. Why?
0:04:32 > 0:04:37- Who are you?- You've gotta go home, forget this ever happened. Go home!
0:04:37 > 0:04:40No. I'm part of this, I want to find out the truth.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42What's in there and who's that woman?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Just leave us alone, OK?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47The police won't leave you alone, when I tell 'em what happened.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Show me!
0:04:49 > 0:04:51OK!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54At last. We've waited so long for this moment.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Times have been hard.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58They've been closing in on us from all sides.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Judoon, forcing us out, the other families against us.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03This will give us a new beginning.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Wealth, security.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07When we have the money, what then?
0:05:07 > 0:05:09We'll buy a fleet of battle cruisers.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Return home to Raxacoricofallapatorius.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16I shall smite the Grand Council, crush the Senate.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20The Blathereen and the Hostrozeen will beg for mercy at my feet!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24But we mustn't get carried away.
0:05:24 > 0:05:29First things first. We have the equation, nothing can stop us.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Now it begins!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34The inhabitants of Raxa...Raxa... Oh!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Raxacoricofallapatorius.
0:05:36 > 0:05:41The outcast Slitheen Family are scavengers, thieves of technology,
0:05:41 > 0:05:44known to infiltrate low-tech planets by hiding in the skins
0:05:44 > 0:05:46of the dominant native species.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- Slitheen in Downing Street.- What?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Something a friend said once.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Gas exchange from skin compression often results in...
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Farting. Farting's funny. - Right, what's going on in here?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Why don't you bring round the whole school?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04- If he tells anyone who's gonna believe him?- Wait,
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I've had monsters from space on me and no-one tells me what's going on.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Shut up for the minute, I'm busy and you're not important.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Even if it is getting like Clapham Junction up here. Right.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17The Slitheen have taken over Coldfire Construction.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Put up buildings all around the world. Why?
0:06:19 > 0:06:23I think know. There's a hidden room in the school, I saw inside.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- What's in there?- I've got a theory, Mr Smith could help.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Who's that, your dad? - Mr Smith, I need you!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44'Good afternoon, Sarah Jane.'
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Oh, yes! Is that a computer?
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- 'Who's that?'- Nobody. Mr Smith, Luke would like some help.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- 'Certainly. Hello, Luke.' - Hello, Mr Smith.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Bring up our satellite image of London.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Now plot the positions of every school put up by Coldfire.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Ealing, that's us. - St Cheldon's Comp, Upminster.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Schools at Epping, Amersham, Richmond, Morden...
0:07:08 > 0:07:11The ends of tube lines - if I'm allowed to speak.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13This is real, all of it's real!
0:07:13 > 0:07:18The talking computer's real, the Slitheens are real. Oh, yes!
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Mr Smith, plot the position of every Coldfire building put up
0:07:22 > 0:07:25in the last 18 months in the world.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- 'Accessing...' - Paris, Sydney, Beijing.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Not all capital cities, they're spread out all over the place.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33They look pretty random.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Wait. Underground railways - they've all got underground railways!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- Don't have to thank me.- Link them.
0:07:41 > 0:07:47London, Barcelona, Washington DC, Santiago, Los Angeles, Sydney,
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Beijing, Moscow, Naples, Paris.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52There's a Slitheen at every site.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56And there are ten cities, ten sites. Right, call the army.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Oh, right, cos that always makes things better.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- It's not your job.- There's a cleverer way of going about things.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04But what's it all for, what are they doing?
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Secret room, what was in there?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Sarah Jane. I've done something really stupid.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11A really bad social mistake.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I told the Slitheen how to destroy the world.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23I've input the boy's catalyst equation. Now it works perfectly!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25We'll take the night side first,
0:08:25 > 0:08:29build up the charge, section by section. And then...
0:08:32 > 0:08:38This is Glune Fex Fize Sharleveer Slam Slitheen to all Slitheen units.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Is everybody ready?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44It wasn't working until I gave them the answers.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- Oh, Luke...- The power cut last night was a test run.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51But our candles went out and that's not electric.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54'When the capacitors are charged up they act as transducers,
0:08:54 > 0:08:58'converting heat and light into electrical energy.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01'That's how the loop works, it's not connected physically.'
0:09:01 > 0:09:04What has underground railways got to do with that?
0:09:04 > 0:09:08The system generates enormous heat. They act as a cooling system!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Glad we sorted that out.- People getting ill, food going off,
0:09:11 > 0:09:13that's the effect of being next to the capacitors.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15'Indeed. Even on standby,
0:09:15 > 0:09:19'the transducers would cause cellular decay in organic matter.'
0:09:19 > 0:09:20With this system they can drain
0:09:20 > 0:09:24energy from the Earth. Our school's the last link in the chain.
0:09:24 > 0:09:29- But - it needs the whole chain to do that?- Yeah.- We bomb the school?
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- If we get in, could you destroy the system safely?- I think so.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36If we reset the system, shut it down. I'd need a cutting tool.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39What about this?
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- Yeah, and how do we get past the Slitheen?- We bomb them!
0:09:43 > 0:09:47'Sarah Jane. I've just picked up this report on an American news channel.'
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Breaking news...
0:09:49 > 0:09:53there's a massive loss of power on the west coast of North America.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Los Angeles has gone dark.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57It's starting...
0:09:57 > 0:09:59And I told them how to do it.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01The day I was born I saved the world.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Now I've helped to destroy it.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08It works! Section one down, grazie, Napoli!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Thank you. Moving to Section two.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Hello, Washington DC!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Howdy, London!
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- Connect!- Mr Smith. Give me everything you've got on the inhabitants of...
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Raxacoricofallapatorius. - You're making that up.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Any weaknesses, anything we can use to fight them.- 'Accessing.'
0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Anybody could have made that mistake. - No, only he could.- Clyde!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Duh! Let's have a High School Musical moment,
0:10:30 > 0:10:31a group hug'll sort it.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35You're right, as if a teacher could have worked out that diagram.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37And the power loss is spreading westwards.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40China is now without power.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44It may be only a matter of time before the effect spreads here.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Oh, boy...
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- 'I have lost the signal.' - Anything on the Slitheen yet?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54'Accessing.'
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Come on!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Section nine clear...
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Dormez bien, Paris!
0:11:02 > 0:11:06That makes us next.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09- So synchronize the mega-wattage. - Er...
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Oh, for the love of Clom!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Mr Smith does like to take his time.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Come on..
0:11:26 > 0:11:29'Raxacoricofallapatorians. Calcium-based life-forms.'
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- Give us the weaknesses! - 'Weaknesses.'
0:11:32 > 0:11:34'They are a naturally hardy race.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37'However, their bodies are notoriously hyper-sensitive to...'
0:11:37 > 0:11:39No!
0:11:41 > 0:11:47The Prime Minister has promised the blackouts will not affect the UK.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Thank you, Prime Minister.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51We can't stop them without this.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53It's real. The end of the world.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Thanks to him.- Will you shut up!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58No Mr Smith. No sonic lipstick.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00No Plan B.
0:12:00 > 0:12:05But we are the only people in the world who can stop this.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08And we will.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Time to go back to school!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Without the sonic thing we can't stop them!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Plus they'll get us before we even reach...
0:12:16 > 0:12:19If you can't say anything useful, go home!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Wait! This morning, the Slitheen Jeffrey,
0:12:21 > 0:12:23he went mad when he nicked my bag.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- So?- What's a Slitheen gonna care about that?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- You saw him, he sniffed it, he was scared!- What was in that bag?
0:12:28 > 0:12:32- My books, some Tangfastics, and my lunch.- What was in your lunch?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Cold chip sandwich. I made it.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36I wasn't eating from the canteen of death.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38What? They're allergic to potato? Bread? Butter?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41No, the Slitheen in the office, ate a sandwich.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43- What was on the chips?- Salt and vinegar.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Salt! Must be it.- If the Slitheen are made mostly of water,
0:12:46 > 0:12:48it would dehydrate them, like slugs.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51No, they put extra salt in everything, bread, butter,
0:12:51 > 0:12:52it's something else...
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- It's gotta be the vinegar! - Vinegar, that's acetic acid.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- It reacts with calcium. - They're made of calcium!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01- I'm right. It's the vinegar! - Kitchen!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03So what're we gonna do,
0:13:03 > 0:13:07just stand there and throw pickled eggs at them?
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Get it all into these.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- I was joking.- The car's not gonna start, how do we get back to school?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14We run!
0:13:16 > 0:13:21The capacitors are charged! Time for the coup de grace. The denouement.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Daddy. You promised I could do it.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27It's appropriate, don't you think?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29We are doing this for our children.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Yes.
0:13:31 > 0:13:36A new beginning for a new generation of Slitheen.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Go ahead, lad.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Turn out the sun...
0:13:43 > 0:13:47WHIRRING
0:13:47 > 0:13:50It just stopped, engine's dead, they're all dead.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52So all this fighting aliens stuff,
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- you've been doing it for years?- Not now, Clyde.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Did you go up to the career guy at school and say,
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- "I wanna defend the planet from alien invaders?"- Not exactly.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02So how did it start?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05It's a long story. If we survive, I'll be happy to tell you.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07WHOOSH!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- What's going on? - It's transduction, like the candles.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- They've switched off the sun! - They're draining it.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- It's getting cold. - We've got about 32.5 minutes.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Everyone's gonna die.- I told you! We're going to stop them!
0:14:18 > 0:14:20What? The four of us?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22With vinegar in plastic squeezies?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Alan, where's Maria? - She's at her mates, I think.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32You think? This is the end of the world!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35It's a power cut, Chrissie, it was on the news.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38The nights are drawing in and you think it's the end of the world.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Look! The sun's blue, it's freezing!
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Where is Maria, where is she?
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Daddy, she's come back!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50So what? She's an old woman with a funny lipstick. End of.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54- My hunt!- Ah-ah!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56I think an adult'd better deal with them this time.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01HE CHORTLES
0:15:04 > 0:15:06They just let us walk in here!
0:15:06 > 0:15:10- They want us here.- Well, what luck, because we want to be in here.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11- The secret room?- It's this way...
0:15:11 > 0:15:18Ah, human children, the stench of Haribo and chicken nuggets.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Get off this planet!- Shush now.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24It's time to hunt. The hunt is an instinct with us.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27The only way to keep our food safe in the days
0:15:27 > 0:15:30when the Baaraddelskelliumfatrexius beasts
0:15:30 > 0:15:34- wandered the plains of Raxacoricofallapatorius.- The what?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Sort of like giant squirrels. We killed them all centuries ago.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40But the hunting instinct remains!
0:15:40 > 0:15:41- Now!- Yaaargh!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- Didn't like that, did you?- Vinegar!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- Get back! - Sarah Jane, this way!- Maria?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48It's working. We're doing our bit, you do yours!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50One step further...
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- RAA-AA-AARGH!- Keep back!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56HE GROWLS
0:15:56 > 0:15:58You're afraid.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01A Slitheen girl your age would do it, wouldn't think twice.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03But all the fight's gone out of you.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06You just stand there shaking in your shoes.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10That's why we survive, that's why you're losers.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14All of you on this rubbish planet.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16That's why we win! Argh!
0:16:17 > 0:16:20HE SCREAMS
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Oops.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Oh, great.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31I did it!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33I exploded the Headmaster.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38WAILING
0:16:38 > 0:16:41One of the Family... something's wrong!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Daddy, look!
0:16:43 > 0:16:47It's Glune, he's been vinegared!
0:16:48 > 0:16:53This is Kist Magg Thek Lutovin Day Slitheen calling the Family,
0:16:53 > 0:16:54we are under attack.
0:16:54 > 0:17:00Glune Fex Fize is dead. Emergency Plan A, all operators here, now!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Daddy!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Everything's going to be all right.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11They're here.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16In here.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19And so are our uninvited guests!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Behold, the capacitor!
0:17:21 > 0:17:25We drain the energy into these and store it.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28In ten minutes this planet's atmosphere gets snatched away,
0:17:28 > 0:17:31but we'll be safe and warm in here.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33And then a spacecraft picks us up.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- And we sell everything we've collected.- Why are you doing this?
0:17:37 > 0:17:41The Family came here once before, just a routine job,
0:17:41 > 0:17:43but they never came back.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45I think I might know what happened. Who happened.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47This planet will pay in blood!
0:17:47 > 0:17:51- They were our Family! - And Luke is mine!
0:17:51 > 0:17:52This will give us a new beginning!
0:17:52 > 0:17:56My son won't have to live like I've had to, cringing in the darkness.
0:17:56 > 0:18:01And I want my son to live, to grow up. I want what's best for him!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Your stupid son gave us what we needed.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- I didn't!- What?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08I thought I did, but I didn't. You made the mistake.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10When you showed me the diagram,
0:18:10 > 0:18:15you didn't tell me that you'd steal power from the sun... It'll explode.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16- It's a bluff!- What's a bluff?
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- Florm?- Well, the boy might be right. CRASH!
0:18:20 > 0:18:22It's happening. Turn it off!
0:18:22 > 0:18:23You heard her, turn it off!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- There's vinegar in this!- Water!
0:18:26 > 0:18:29That's a bluff.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31I knew that wouldn't work.
0:18:31 > 0:18:36If I reset the system, you can cancel the overload, make it safe?
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- Yes!- Right. Son, reset the system!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00It's reset. The system's off.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Now I'll just have to synchronise the mega-wattage. Now!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Daddy!
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Mum!
0:19:08 > 0:19:11- Yaaargh!- Luke!
0:19:19 > 0:19:21EVERYONE SHOUTS AT ONCE
0:19:23 > 0:19:24- HE GROWLS - Aa-aa-aah!
0:19:26 > 0:19:29SHOUTING AND SCREAMING
0:19:35 > 0:19:38SCREAMING
0:19:38 > 0:19:41- It's going to blow up!- Out now!
0:19:41 > 0:19:47- It's out of control!- Wait for me!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Resynchronize the mega-wattage!
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Quickly, we've got to get out of here!
0:20:02 > 0:20:05You can't leave us in here! Use your sonic device,
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- open the door. Open the door! - I'm only 12!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11He's my son!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Please, let him live.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Luke.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17You can't let them out!
0:20:18 > 0:20:22SCREAMING
0:20:28 > 0:20:31It's burnt itself out.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- We did it! - He was a child. 12 years old.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36It was them or us!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Some of the Slitheen got away, I saw them vanish.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Their machine's useless now. We broke the chain.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Except there's buildings round the world
0:20:47 > 0:20:49with secret rooms and alien machinery.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Bye now, love to the Brig!
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Just sorted that. Some friends of mine are going to clear it all up.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58- Friends from UNIT?- Uh-huh. - What's UNIT, a furniture shop?
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Where were you? Come here!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Oh, where've you been?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05We just went up town, grabbed some burgers.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- The power went off, I was so worried!- Now it's back on.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Oh, Sally Anne, bless you, for looking after my Maria.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15My head was full of things that could've happened.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16OK, where've you really been?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- What d'you mean? - Such a useless liar.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Shut up, Alan.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Did you see the sun? It went blue!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25I mean I've heard of a blue moon, that's quite romantic
0:21:25 > 0:21:27but it was terrifying.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31I was just gonna make tea, are you staying?
0:21:31 > 0:21:35Em, don't tell me, Tuesday, Spanish omelette.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- As it happens.- So predictable.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Go on then, twist my arm. Just this once, I'll suffer your cooking.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43- That's brilliant!- Oh, sweetheart.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46I may not live here, but I'm still looking after you.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Right, cos I'm so useless.- You are! The sun went out and you lost her!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51She was off gallivanting with Suzie Q!
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Sarah Jane, her name is Sarah Jane.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Whatever, Sarah Jane.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Tell you what though?
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Funny things have been happening since you moved in here.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06I'm beginning to get suspicious.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Suspicious of what?
0:22:08 > 0:22:10Well, think about it, right.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13You move in, opposite Sarah Jane and everyone turns into zombies.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Then you're with Sarah Jane and the pop factory blows up.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Then you run off with Sarah Jane and the sun goes out.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22Just ask yourself what have those things got in common?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Or rather, who have they got in common? Eh?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- I don't know.- Me.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29It's all happening to me!
0:22:29 > 0:22:34I just can't move for disasters, it's like I'm cursed!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39What's that for, sweetheart?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41It's cos you're cursed!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Here's your reward,
0:22:45 > 0:22:47a nice cuppa.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Oh, d'you mind? Just make sure you put that back where it belongs.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Is this from outer space?
0:22:53 > 0:22:54No, Venezuela.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57You ask too many questions, Clyde.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Too late to stop me now.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00I suppose.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02That's how I got started, asking questions.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05But you never told me.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08How did you discover all this stuff, aliens and things?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11I met this man called the Doctor.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13He was an alien, too.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14What, like a big green thing?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17No, he looked just like you and me.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Except he was nothing like you and me.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22He took me out into space far away from Earth.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24You travelled through space?
0:23:24 > 0:23:28And time. I saw planets and galaxies and all sorts of creatures,
0:23:28 > 0:23:30things you would never imagine.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33So where is he now, then, this Doctor?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Still out there. Still wandering.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Still wonderful.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41And he left me behind with his legacy, I suppose.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43To help and to protect.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46To make a stand and to never give up.
0:23:46 > 0:23:51- He sounds cool.- Cool? Yeah.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53So, are you gonna see him again?
0:23:53 > 0:23:55I hope so.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59The thing is, Clyde, you can't tell anyone about these things.
0:23:59 > 0:24:00It's got to be our secret.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- Can I trust you?- Yeah.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- Promise.- Thank you.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- Sarah Jane, Maria's here.- Coming!
0:24:09 > 0:24:12He's gone back to calling you Sarah Jane. It should be Mum!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14D'you think?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Yeah, tell him.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Yeah, I don't know how.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33'Diagnostic checks completed.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35'All systems are functioning normally.'
0:24:35 > 0:24:38All right, while they're downstairs, where are you from?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- 'All systems are functioning normally.'- Who built you?
0:24:41 > 0:24:44'All systems are functioning normally.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46'Beware your curiosity, boy.' ZAP!
0:24:46 > 0:24:49MR SMITH CHUCKLES Freak weather conditions?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- Temporary reversals of the Earth's magnetic poles?- That's the one.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Mr Smith, start a rumour.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Insert the words "temporary reversal of the Earth's magnetic poles"
0:24:58 > 0:25:00- into media reports.- 'Confirmed.'
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Can't believe we can't tell anyone.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05I should get millions for what I did today.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- We all did it. - But who worked out the vinegar?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Thank you, Clyde Langer!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12I'll walk you to the bus stop.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16You're right. This is great. Weird, but great.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19And you lot need me. Can't believe you were gonna save those Slitheen.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23They tried to destroy the entire planet, billions of people,
0:25:23 > 0:25:25what was the big dilemma!
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Bus stop.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31You were good...
0:25:31 > 0:25:34and if anyone says you're not cool, I'll set 'em right.
0:25:37 > 0:25:42He's right. Ah, you were amazing.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44- Again. - I nearly destroyed everything.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48- I messed up.- I- messed up.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49New block, the strangeness of it...
0:25:49 > 0:25:51of all people, I should have seen it.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Instead, oh, I sent you and Maria right in there
0:25:54 > 0:25:56and that was nearly the end of you.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59But I'm still here. Always will be...
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Mum.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26The Lavender Lawns rest home is apparently being haunted by a nun.
0:26:26 > 0:26:31- Help me.- Doesn't Mr Smith believe in ghosts?- And neither do I.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33When weirdo nuns turn up on your doorstep
0:26:33 > 0:26:36asking about freaky, glowing alien gizmos.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38One thing you never do, is tell them you've got one.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41- The talisman is dangerous? - More than you can imagine.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43No, wait. Luke!
0:26:43 > 0:26:46The Abbess will want to see you.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- The Abbess? - Luke, he's been nabbed by a nun.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Really? Protecting a gorgon here?
0:26:51 > 0:26:54A creature with writhing serpents for hair.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58The sisters, they protect her.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Look on the face of the gorgon and feel your flesh
0:27:01 > 0:27:02turn to stone.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03SCREAMING
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