0:00:09 > 0:00:11WEAPON FIZZLES
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Mistress, I bring you another.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Bring me more. I need more. So many more children.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04It shall be done, Mistress.
0:01:21 > 0:01:26At breakfast times I am so hungry I could murder a bowl of cornflakes.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Does that make me a CEREAL killer?
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- You're not laughing. - It wasn't very funny.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36But I've been studying jokes, their structure and history.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39You swap words around. So that was a joke.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Well, I don't think it'll get you on the telly.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46So what makes a joke funny? I've read timing is important. But how?
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- I don't know, it's complicated. - Is the context important?
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Why does everything with you lead
0:01:52 > 0:01:54to about 500 questions? Come on, I want a new bag.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- You've got lots of bags. - You can never have too many bags.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Another thing I don't understand.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02You're a guy, you're not meant to.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06What do you reckon, soldier?
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Do you think you're man enough to have a go?
0:02:10 > 0:02:16- I have to go shopping.- Well, that's kind of answered my question.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Come on, Luke.- Here you go.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Cut-price vouchers in case you change your mind.- Thank you.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Thanks. Come on.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Posters are up. I'm doing a local radio piece at three,
0:02:36 > 0:02:40and I've given the half-price tickets to a street team to shift.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44You wait, Mr Kudlak. The last few weeks' takings will be nothing
0:02:44 > 0:02:46compared to what we've got coming.
0:02:46 > 0:02:51Oh, we've got a birthday party shoot 'em up booked in for tomorrow.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53HISSING ROAR
0:02:53 > 0:02:57I grow tired of your talk, Mr Grantham. Just bring me children!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08This is Lance.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Oh, thank you, Mrs Metcalf.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15I can't begin to imagine what the last three days have been like.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17How you're coping.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21I keep thinking my head's going to break.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23That's what it feels like.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28I'm on edge every minute,
0:03:28 > 0:03:30thinking that he'll walk up the path,
0:03:30 > 0:03:33or the police will come and tell me...
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Children do turn up safely. There's still every chance.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Someone may have seen something without knowing it.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41My story might make them come forward.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- I hope so.- Has anything like this happened before?
0:03:45 > 0:03:50- Lance has never run away after an argument?- We never argue.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Me and Lance,
0:03:52 > 0:03:55we've only got each other now.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59We know that life's too short for rowing.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01I see.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03I'm sorry.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Well, perhaps you could tell me what happened on Saturday.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Nothing happened, only Lance never came back.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14He was going out to meet his friend, Brandon.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19They were going down the arcade. He lives for his video games.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23Only Brandon never saw him on Saturday.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Lance never showed up.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29He just vanished into thin air.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Help me get my boy back, Miss Smith. Please.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48LAUGHTER
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- Do you mind? - Ah, sorry, Sarah Jane.
0:04:52 > 0:04:57- Clyde was just bogging around with Maria's new bag.- I'm sorry?
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Mucking. I was MUCKING around. Or messing.
0:05:01 > 0:05:06The words are important in slang, Luke. You can't improvise.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Sorry, we'll get out of your way. - No, no, wait.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12I saw the mother of that boy that went missing.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Your friend, Lance Metcalf.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Friend? Don't get me wrong, Sarah Jane, I hope he's OK.
0:05:17 > 0:05:22But the Corporal's not really been up for making friends.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- The Corporal?- Lance. Lance Corporal.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32And did you know his father was in the Army and was killed in Iraq?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Nicknames aren't always funny.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Well, I hope he didn't run away because he was bullied.
0:05:37 > 0:05:42- Luke made up the nickname.- People laughed. I thought that was good.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45It wasn't Luke's fault. No-one knew about Lance's dad.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49He didn't tell anyone. He didn't have much to do with any of us.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52At break he was too busy with his Nintendo.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55But I made a joke out of his name.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Maybe Lance wanted friends, like I did.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- Instead, I probably made him run away!- Oh, no, Luke it was...
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- It's all my fault!- No, Luke, look...
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I'd better go and talk to him.
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- No. Let me. I did drop him in it. - OK.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Is he finding it really hard, Maria, to fit in?
0:06:16 > 0:06:20No harder than the rest of us. Clyde will talk to him. He'll be OK.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- How was Lance's mum?- Oh, going out of her mind with worry.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30Do you think there's something weird about Lance disappearing?
0:06:30 > 0:06:34I mean, you don't think there's aliens involved, or anything?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37I don't see aliens behind every bush, Maria.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I'm not a conspiracy theorist.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41No, I know. I just wondered, that's all.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Now, this friend of Lance Metcalf's, Brandon. Do you know him?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47ELECTRONIC WEAPONS FIRE
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Hi, Brandon.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10What do you want?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- This is my friend, Sarah Jane.- Hi.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I want to ask you some questions about Lance.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19That's him.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Halo?- Yeah, that's Lance.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- He's the nuts.- Is that good?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Very.- Oh.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30I was meant to meet him on Saturday in the park.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- We was going to go to the arcade. - And did you?- Well, he never showed.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36The storm may have put him off.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- There wasn't a storm. - Are you calling me a liar?
0:07:39 > 0:07:43No. But Saturday was warm and sunny. I was in the garden until dark.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Yeah. Well, it was weird, wasn't it? It only lasted a minute.
0:07:46 > 0:07:50All these clouds came up the hill and then it just poured on me.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Then the clouds just vanished and it was blue skies again.
0:07:54 > 0:08:00- I mean, it was weird, and... - Frightening?- Yeah.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Man, I thought you'd gone AWOL, along with Lance.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Been looking all over for you.- Why?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Cos that's what friends do.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21They try and help. And friends shouldn't grass each other up.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- I'm sorry. - How did you "grass me up"?
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Look, we'll get back to Slang 101 another day. Ding-ding. New class.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31How the Corporal doing a runner has got nothing to do with Luke.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Don't call him that.- He's not here.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36I wasn't trying to be cruel. I was trying to be funny.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Yeah. Well, not everyone's cut out to be me. ..See what I mean?
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Kudlak?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55I am here, Mistress.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Time grows short. You must bring me children, Kudlak.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Fresh, strong, children.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04I will, Mistress. You have my vow.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07This hunger for blood, it never ends.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09You shall have what you need, Mistress.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Soon you shall have all the children you need.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Have all these kids really gone missing in a year?
0:09:21 > 0:09:26Mr Smith, we need to cross-reference these disappearances with reports
0:09:26 > 0:09:28of localised freak weather conditions.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31'I will assimilate with meteorological databases.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33'Processing initiated.'
0:09:33 > 0:09:37I don't get it. What has this storm got to do with Lance going missing?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39That's what we'll find out.
0:09:39 > 0:09:44I don't think Brandon's the sort to be scared by a normal storm, do you?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Maybe there is something "weird" about Lance's disappearance.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51'I have a data-match for twenty-four children.'
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Twenty-four?
0:09:53 > 0:09:58'Their disappearances all coincide with instances of unexpected
0:09:58 > 0:10:02- 'but short-lived torrential rain.' - All towns and cities.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Why would it rain like that? - 'Insufficient data.'
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Well, Mr Smith, maybe we can get you some more.
0:10:10 > 0:10:15- So what are we doing, exactly? - Pass me that spanner.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20- What do you know about energy? - It can't be created or destroyed.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Very good.
0:10:21 > 0:10:27Now, a storm is created by, and in turn creates, energy.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31The residue in the atmosphere could tell us quite a lot.
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Now put those rubber gloves on and pass me those two metal cylinders,
0:10:35 > 0:10:37one at a time.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40No! I said put the gloves on first!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Those are made from Cibrianite flux.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45Touch them both at the same time without protection
0:10:45 > 0:10:49and you complete a circuit that will put you out cold for an hour.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Oh. You know, we should get my dad over.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56He's good at DIY. We could say it's my science project.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58He's got lots of tools.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Bet he hasn't got one of these. Stand back.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Sometimes it feels like I'll never fit in to this world.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12When I made a joke about Lance's name, it felt like...
0:11:12 > 0:11:14like a breakthrough because people laughed.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Instead, it was another social miscalculation.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Gaffe, Luke. It was a gaffe.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- You said a "gaff" was where a "dude" lives.- It's different.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26- Just stick to the text, OK?- You see? Things are so complex.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Complex?! Be grateful your old man didn't run off with your Aunt Melba.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Just listen to me. I'm an expert in complex.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34So you can explain things?
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Just ask Encyclopaedia Clydannica. Go on, anything you want.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40What's the purpose of games?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Why play games?
0:11:43 > 0:11:44This.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49This looks like war. But it's a game. Why?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- It's just a laugh.- But they pretend to kill people.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57OK. You want to find out? Let's do it.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Mistress is worried.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09It has been a month, yet our returns are minimal.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13- I can't help the kids being low-grade.- We must find better.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14We must work harder.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Your Mistress should go out with a sandwich board.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19She could hand out some flyers.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23- Do not mock my Mistress. - It was a joke. OK?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- We serve at her pleasure, Mr Grantham.- Yeah, sure, sure.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Neither of us is irreplaceable.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Not I, and certainly not you.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34HISSING ROAR
0:12:38 > 0:12:43Ta-da! Right, this is where Brandon got caught in the rain.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Come on, let's get her going.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46OK.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Right, now,
0:12:51 > 0:12:54turn the dial...on the left
0:12:54 > 0:12:576.02 for the electromagnetic pulse trace.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Just got to calibrate the Kohonen net.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Right switch to 15 and the middle to 2.6.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Now, then...
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Right. Fire her up.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- BLEEPING - Again.- Oh.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Nothing. Once more.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34There should be some sort of reaction.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- What's happening?- It works!
0:13:40 > 0:13:43My machine works!
0:13:47 > 0:13:50'Particles identified as entanglement shells.'
0:13:50 > 0:13:55OK. And do you want to tell us what an entanglement shell is, exactly?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58'Used by climate engineers to terraform hostile environments.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01'In order to support life, they stimulate rainfall.'
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Ealing doesn't need that. We get too much rain.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06'If I might continue?'
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- Please.- 'Entanglement shells can also be
0:14:09 > 0:14:12'a by-product of trans-dimensional energy dispersal.'
0:14:12 > 0:14:14By what?
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Teleportation.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Aliens! I knew it!
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Lance was kidnapped by aliens?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Oh, they've been kidnapping people from Earth for decades.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26The question is, why Lance? And from where?
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Mr Smith, can you pinpoint the exact centre of the storm on Saturday?
0:14:30 > 0:14:34'Weather geo-stationary satellites record every hour and are unlikely
0:14:34 > 0:14:37'to have registered such a brief meteorological anomaly.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39'I will access a military satellite.'
0:14:39 > 0:14:43You shoot out people's sensors.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44If you get hit, your gun goes down
0:14:44 > 0:14:48for five seconds and you lose a life. You get 100 lives.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51The person at the end with the most lives left wins.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Last man standing. - But I still don't get the point.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Wait until the adrenaline starts pumping!
0:14:56 > 0:14:59'Attention, Warriors of the Future!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01'Take your places at the Arena Doors.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04'Prepare to do battle. Show no mercy,
0:15:04 > 0:15:05'take no prisoners.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07'This is a fight for survival.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11'Only one can be the ultimate warrior.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13'Battle commences in ten seconds...'
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Well, Grantham? Have you brought me good stock?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20I wouldn't get your hopes up just yet.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22- 'Four...three...two...one!' - Take no prisoners!
0:15:22 > 0:15:26'Commence combat!'
0:15:26 > 0:15:28THEY ALL SCREAM
0:15:30 > 0:15:35'This is animated data from a NATO satellite covering Western Europe.
0:15:35 > 0:15:40'Taken on Saturday at 1604 hours.' THUNDER RUMBLES
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Run it again. And slow it down.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46People never vanish without a trace.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49There's always a footprint, a tyre track.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52You've just got to know where to look. Stop.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55Show me what's right there, at the heart of it.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03I know that place... We were there earlier, me and Luke!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Combat 3000!
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Cover me, cover me!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Watch out!
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Go, Luke, I'll cover you.
0:16:48 > 0:16:55Well, well, well. You're not such a mummy's boy after all, are you?
0:16:55 > 0:17:00- Mmm. Someone shows promise? - There's a couple of kids.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02One of them is really something.
0:17:02 > 0:17:08Really going for it, it's like he's got something to prove.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11I smell warrior blood!
0:17:11 > 0:17:16Mistress will be pleased. Aaaahh!
0:17:16 > 0:17:19I wouldn't bet your spaceship on it just yet.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Let's see if he makes it through Level Two.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Hey, I won!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43And look! You came second!
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Yeah. Beginners' luck, I guess. Maybe we should go again.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48I thought you said it was for kids.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52It's all part of your education. I'm not enjoying it or anything.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Impressive score, Soldier Eight.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58He says it was beginners' luck. But I've got better reflexes
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- and hand to eye co-ordination than most kids.- You do? Wow.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Well, you make one hell of a Future Warrior, Soldier.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09You mean I'd be good at killing people? ..If the eventuality arose.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12You don't get invited to too many parties, do you?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14I was showing him what to do. He's Luke.
0:18:14 > 0:18:19Which makes me Obi-Wan Kenobi. Soldier Seven. How's it going?
0:18:19 > 0:18:23OK, listen up. Me and Mr Kudlak, he's the proprietor,
0:18:23 > 0:18:27we run a special competition for the more skilled competitors.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30It's Level Two. Now, what do you think? Are you up for it?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- Yeah!- Good.
0:18:35 > 0:18:41Welcome to the unique gaming experience that IS Combat 3000.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Zap those Drones.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Hi. Erm, yep, I'd like to book a party.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50I've heard a lot about this place. Apparently it's The Nuts.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56OK, let's agree to never say that ever again.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- I wouldn't if I were you.- I'm sorry?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01For her, is it? I'd take her to see a film.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03You don't want to come here, it's mental.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Used to be lovely and peaceful, till Mr Grantham took over.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11- Mr Grantham?- Him and his partner, Mr Kudlak.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Not that anybody ever sees him.- Would it be possible to speak to him?
0:19:14 > 0:19:19D'you know, it always seems to be raining since they moved in.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23My sister's offered me part-time in The Tanning Salon and I'm thinking,
0:19:23 > 0:19:26"Well, you only live once."
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- Tell you what, why don't we just go through. You're busy.- Hey!
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Welcome to the unique gaming experience...
0:19:36 > 0:19:39See him? He does kick boxing,
0:19:39 > 0:19:42she does athletics for the county, and he's in the football A team.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45This is wicked. It's like Premier League for laser tag.
0:19:45 > 0:19:50OK, guys. Well done for getting through to Level Two.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55New arena, new objective.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58You'll be split into four dispersement groups.
0:19:58 > 0:20:03You'll access the arena from here, here and here.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06When the first siren sounds, you'll break for cover.
0:20:06 > 0:20:12- When the second siren sounds, the mission begins.- Mission?
0:20:12 > 0:20:17The first soldier to make it through the door, down the corridor
0:20:17 > 0:20:23and into this chamber will win their place in the World Championships.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26They have a laser tag World Championships?!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28That's kinda why I said it. Now, this time,
0:20:28 > 0:20:31you don't get 100 lives, OK?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- You get ten.- Ten?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- Piece of cake.- Do you think so?
0:20:37 > 0:20:38A word of advice, son,
0:20:38 > 0:20:40the ultimate Warrior of the Future
0:20:40 > 0:20:44is always on guard for surprise attacks.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Seems like a good place to start.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57SONIC SCREWDRIVER WHIRRS
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Whoa!
0:21:11 > 0:21:15The others are playing by the old rules. To be the last man standing.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19If we work as a team, we'll have the strategic advantage.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Like I said. Piece of cake.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32ALARM SOUNDS
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Aaaargggh!
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Grantham... Grantham!
0:21:36 > 0:21:38What are we looking for?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41You'll know when you find it. See what bubbles up.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Does that mean you don't know?
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- Not as such.- Perhaps I can help?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Mr Grantham, I presume. Not Mr Kudlak.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52He likes to stay in the shadows.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- I wonder why that is?- Who are you and what are you doing in my office?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Sarah Jane Smith. Journalist.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Who's she?- My work experience girl.
0:22:04 > 0:22:08It was either this or putting up scaffolding.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09I'm doing a story on laser games
0:22:09 > 0:22:13and their effect on aggression levels among young people.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15No comment. Now get out.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Any comment on Lance Metcalf?
0:22:17 > 0:22:19The boy that disappeared three days ago.
0:22:22 > 0:22:2724 children have disappeared. Manchester, Brighton, Leeds...
0:22:27 > 0:22:29All cities where there's a Combat 3000.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Every time in the middle of a freak storm.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Still no comment, Mr Grantham?
0:22:34 > 0:22:39Do you know why people come to Combat 3000, Miss Smith, hmm?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41They come for the guns.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54A soldier that fights alone dies alone.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56These two will do, Mistress.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58'Good, Kudlak. Send them to me.
0:22:58 > 0:23:03- 'Send them to me!'- In the name of the Emperor, it shall be done, Mistress.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:23:08 > 0:23:11OK. That's it. The door to the World Championships.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15- How many lives do you have left? - Six. You?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Four. I think we're well ahead of the opposition.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Are you ready?
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Remember what the manager said.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Be ready for a surprise attack.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26I am ready to rock! I am ready to roll!
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Move!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Oh, please, don't be offended.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41This isn't the first time I've seen a gun,
0:23:41 > 0:23:45and guns from other planets? Oooh, afraid I've rather lost count.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Will you die happy if I tell you that I'm impressed?
0:23:49 > 0:23:50I'll die happy when I get Lance
0:23:50 > 0:23:55and the other children you kidnapped to their parents safe and well.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Don't worry about them, Miss Smith.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Children adore war games.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10HE GROWLS AND LAUGHS
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Yeah! Aaahhhh!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- It's raining.- They're powering up the teleporter.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28- Get rid of them, Grantham! Now! - FEEDBACK WHINES
0:24:28 > 0:24:33Don't you have any conscience about what you're doing with those kids?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Let me tell you about conscience.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39A conscience is like a stone in your shoe.
0:24:39 > 0:24:44You cannot begin to imagine the relief once you get rid of it.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49- Goodbye, Miss Smith. - Just a moment. Please.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Just a moment.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Bit of lippy?
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Last request?
0:24:57 > 0:24:58LOUD FEEDBACK
0:24:58 > 0:25:02Come on! We don't have much time! We have to find
0:25:02 > 0:25:04that transporter and shut it down!
0:25:04 > 0:25:06What happens now?
0:25:06 > 0:25:08- Do we get like a trophy or something?- I don't know.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12But I'm thinking this is kind of...weird.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Come on, it's just a game.
0:25:19 > 0:25:24- What exactly does a matter transporter look like?- Look!
0:25:24 > 0:25:27It's Luke and Clyde!
0:25:29 > 0:25:30What's going on?
0:25:34 > 0:25:36- No!- Be proud of them.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40- MARIA SCREAMS - Where have you sent them? Where?!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Into darkness!
0:25:43 > 0:25:44HE ROARS
0:25:51 > 0:25:55Oh-ho! Looks like things are finally picking up round here.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57You're a disgrace to your own species, Grantham.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Kids from all over must have gone missing.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03- I doubt that men like you fare too well in prison.- What's with this
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Warrior stuff? All we did was win a game of laser tag.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Oh, yeah, we rock.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10It's not Kudlak that calls all the shots.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Whatever's going on has got nothing to do with us.
0:26:13 > 0:26:18- 'Prepare them for transportation to the front.'- Yes, mistress.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- Kudlak doesn't see it like that. - I'll be back, Mr Grantham,
0:26:21 > 0:26:23I'll be back.
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