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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Afternoon, boys and girls Welcome to...

0:00:04 > 0:00:05..detention.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08Now, I want to be here about as much as you do,

0:00:08 > 0:00:12so the sooner you get your homework done, the sooner we can all go home.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16All right, Jacob? You OK?

0:00:16 > 0:00:17Yeah.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Mrs Pitman tells me you got into a fight.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22Now, that doesn't sound like you.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24What am I like then, Mr Cunningham?

0:00:24 > 0:00:26No, you're a good kid.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30You're smart, funny. Is there anything wrong at home?

0:00:30 > 0:00:33- No, everything's fine.- OK.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36You know you can always talk to me if you've got a problem.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Just told you. I'm all right.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40- Freak!- What was that?

0:00:40 > 0:00:43All right, Steve, that's enough.

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Jacob, turn round.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47- What did you call me? - Me? Nothing. I...

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Hey, I've asked you once.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Now, both of you, be quiet and get on with your work.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57- Jacob's a freak! - Just stop it!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00I've warned you, Steve. > I've had enough. Don't push me.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Freak! >

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Right, that's it! - Shurrup! Shut up!

0:01:05 > 0:01:08MOUTHS

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Hey, what's going on? Right, Steve, stop it!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Stop messing about!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Will the two of you just be quiet?

0:01:23 > 0:01:26MOUTHS

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Everyone, stay where you are. Don't move.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31Just...

0:01:31 > 0:01:35Just..be quiet.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36MOUTHS

0:01:37 > 0:01:39He-he-he!

0:01:41 > 0:01:45STATIC CRACKLES

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Jacob! Jacob!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04THEY MOUTH

0:02:07 > 0:02:11STATIC CRACKLES

0:02:11 > 0:02:12No!

0:02:25 > 0:02:27MOUTHS

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Jacob! Jacob?

0:02:43 > 0:02:46No! Make it stop!

0:02:47 > 0:02:48- Jacob?- Please!

0:02:48 > 0:02:51All of it, just stop!

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Oh!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Is everyone OK?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10I'm coming in, you'd better be decent.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Jacob?- Sorry.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19SINISTER VOICE WHISPERS

0:03:20 > 0:03:23What was that?

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Hello.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Who are you then?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42MOBILE RINGS

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Oh, hi, Dad.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Are you at the car park?

0:04:01 > 0:04:05- If it's not a sleep-over, I don't understand.- We're not girls.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07It's not a sleep-over. You're just staying.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10And I'll be sleeping over at yours?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- So, it's a sleep-over.- I never know if you're being serious.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15I know!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Sarah Jane!- Carla! How are you?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21I'd tell you over a cuppa, if you had time.

0:04:21 > 0:04:26- Oh, sorry, I can't. Not today. - I know, I know. Same old story.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29See, Clyde? Proper job keeps her busy. Has he told you?

0:04:29 > 0:04:34- He wants to be the new Banksy. Graffiti art, he calls it.- Yes, Mum.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37- Come on, Luke.- Oi!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Thanks again for taking him.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Oh, he's not a problem. He's a sweet boy.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48So... Tarminster?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50I'm sorry?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Clyde says you're going to Tarminster.- Oh, that's right.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Nothing exciting. Er, an article on hospital hygiene standards.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Oh, don't you get me started on that MRSA.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Beryl next door - face like a pineapple.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04I'll tell you all about it, when you get back.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Right, yes, well, I'd best be off, then.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09- I'll pick him up, Sunday night. - Bye, darling!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14What do you wanna do? Football? Play on the computer?

0:05:14 > 0:05:19Oh, I don't think so. Friday night? Spag-a-bol-a-night?

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Get yourselves in that kitchen.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26- You cook?- Yeah. It's Mum's new thing.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29You? Cook?

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Oh, my baby boy's a demon in the kitchen.- Mum...

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Oh, Clydie's all embarrassed.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Mum! Mum! Mum! Stop it.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Right, boys. Food!

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Chinese or pizza?- What's wrong with my cooking, exactly?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Nothing, I just fancied a takeaway.

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Just don't tell your mum.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52She goes away for the week and then suddenly you're in charge.

0:05:53 > 0:05:54- Chinese?- You know I don't like it.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59- Oh, please, let's have Chinese. - We'll have Chinese.- What?!

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- You said we should have Chinese. - Yeah, but you don't like it.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04You said we should have Chinese.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07You're doing what I say?

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- What's that?- It's a..hamster.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Why do you have a hamster in your pocket?- Wow, this is brilliant!

0:06:17 > 0:06:19What's brilliant?

0:06:19 > 0:06:21I'm telling you, this is brilliant.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22It's brilliant!

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Dad, erm, start hopping.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27He-he! Now the other foot.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Ha-ha! OK, stop it. Stop hopping.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Erm, do, I know... Do Bianca, from EastEnders.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Rick-ey-ah!!

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Whitney!

0:06:37 > 0:06:38- Pat!- Ha-ha-ha!

0:06:38 > 0:06:41OK, now, erm, be a lion.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- Rrraaarrr!!- He-he-he!

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Rrraaarrr!! Rrraararr!! Rrraaarrr!!

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Rrraaarrr!! Rrraaarrr!!

0:06:48 > 0:06:53- Stop! You'd die if you could see yourself!- You want me to die?

0:06:55 > 0:06:58No... No.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02Please, Dad, I think you should forget everything that just happened.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Why am I down here? - I think you dropped some change.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12You, erm, going to order that pizza, then?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Pass me a menu.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27DOORBELL RINGS

0:07:27 > 0:07:29I'll get it.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Jacob! What are you doing here?

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Show me your hand.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40It's happening, isn't it?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46STATIC CRACKLES

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Right, you. Tell me what's going on.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55You picked it up at school. I saw you.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57And you've used it.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02- It's fading.- Yeah.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Does that when you stop using it.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08I'm talking about this like it's normal.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10At first, I was just having fun.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13You know, I just wanted people to like me.

0:08:14 > 0:08:19- That's not bad, is it?- Jacob, I need to know where you found it.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Back of the school yard. Where they're putting the pipes in.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24It was lying there in the mud.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28And it looked really, really nice, so I picked it up.

0:08:28 > 0:08:29And then used it on people?

0:08:29 > 0:08:32It was an accident. At first.

0:08:32 > 0:08:38The more you use it, it's like it talks to you.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42It's like, glowing on the pendant, then in your hand and then...

0:08:45 > 0:08:46I think it's evil.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50I know someone who can get rid of it.

0:08:50 > 0:08:55- What are you gonna do? - It's gonna be OK.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03Yeah, right(!)

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Mr Smith, I need you.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Ahem... Hello? Mr Smith, I need you.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17BLEEPING

0:09:17 > 0:09:19'Sorry, I'm not available.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22'Sarah Jane has shut me down whilst she's away.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25'If you'd leave a message, we'll get back to you.'

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Whatever. Just, erm...

0:09:27 > 0:09:30..look after this.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Guess it'll be a quiet weekend then.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45STATIC CRACKLES

0:09:45 > 0:09:48SINISTER VOICE WHISPERS

0:09:48 > 0:09:52LAUGHTER

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Are you two still awake? Don't make me come in there.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Mum, can you keep the noise down? We're trying to get to sleep here.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02Oi, cheeky! See you in the morning.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03'Night, Mrs Langer!

0:10:03 > 0:10:05It's Carla, Luke.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07'Night, Carla!

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Night, Carla!

0:10:08 > 0:10:09Watch it!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16- Clyde?- Yeah.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18- Did you do those?- What?

0:10:19 > 0:10:21The pictures.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Me? No!

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Well, yeah, all right, but don't tell anyone.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Why not?

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Mrs Taylor said I had a "natural talent", or something.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36So, she's got me doing extra work. Yeah, it's pretty cool, I guess.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Wish I could draw.- Yeah?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Well, maybe I'll teach you, my son.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Thanks, Dad! Oh, sorry.- What?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48I was trying be funny.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Your dad... That's not funny.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Oh no, it's old news.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56It's cool, I've got me old mum, anyway. I'm sorted.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58'Night, then!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00'Night, Clyde!

0:11:00 > 0:11:01'Night, Luke!

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- 'Night, Clyde!!- 'Night, Luke!!

0:11:04 > 0:11:07One more word and I swear I'm coming in there!

0:11:07 > 0:11:09- BOTH:- 'Night, Carla!!!

0:11:19 > 0:11:21RADIO MUSIC PLAYS

0:11:21 > 0:11:22DOORBELL RINGS

0:11:22 > 0:11:23Get that, will you, Clyde?!

0:11:26 > 0:11:27Yeah!

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Hello, son.

0:11:45 > 0:11:46Dad?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49RADIO MUSIC BLARES

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Do we have to have music? It's too early.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02RADIO OFF

0:12:02 > 0:12:04- Do you want some breakfast? - Go on, then!

0:12:05 > 0:12:08So, erm, what are you up to today? Seeing Luke?

0:12:08 > 0:12:11- And Clyde, yeah.- Oh, right.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Don't start.- I never said anything.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16It's up to you who you're friends with.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Just be careful with him.

0:12:19 > 0:12:23Some people are trouble. Oof!

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Nice place. You've come up in the world, Carla.

0:12:26 > 0:12:30- What do you want, Dad? - I had some business over here.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Thought I'd visit. That's all right, isn't it?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34It's been five years.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37I live in Germany. I can't just pop round for tea.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Actually, I could kill for a decent cuppa.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46- You all right, mate? I'm Paul. - I'm Luke, Clyde's friend.

0:12:46 > 0:12:50What the hell are you doing here? Don't you care about Clyde at all?

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Yeah. That's why I'm back.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53Because you care about me?

0:12:54 > 0:12:57You know, when you left, at first I pretended it hadn't happened.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01That you'd just gone on holiday.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05And then I realised, no, you'd gone.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08Do you know what I did?

0:13:08 > 0:13:09I blamed Mum.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15I figured she must have done something bad to drive you away.

0:13:15 > 0:13:20I messed about at school. Got into trouble. I got expelled.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Yeah, all right, I'm sorry, mate. - You're "sorry"?

0:13:24 > 0:13:29Dad, one minute you were there and the next, I had no dad.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Look, I'm putting me hands up.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39I've not been the best father in the world.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40But that's why I'm here.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44- What do you want? - To spend some time with ya.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49I just want us to get to know each other. You're still my son.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- No.- What?- You can't.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55He's my kid and I won't have you messing him up.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58He's 16, Carla. He's not a kid.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59Dad's right. I'm not a kid.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01I didn't mean it like that, but...

0:14:02 > 0:14:06Clyde, if you wanna see him, then I won't stop you.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09- It's your choice.- I do.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- I wanna talk to him.- Are you sure?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Yeah.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Cool! How do you fancy a day out then?

0:14:19 > 0:14:22- Will you be OK here? I don't think I'll be long.- Yeah.

0:14:24 > 0:14:25I'll get dressed.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30Can you, eh, wait outside, please? I don't want you upsetting Mum.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34I'll be here for you.

0:14:34 > 0:14:35Afterwards.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Oh, and, by the way, Dad...

0:14:39 > 0:14:41I'm not 16.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44I'm 15.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51SINISTER WHISPERING

0:14:51 > 0:14:55STATIC CRACKLES

0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Dad?- Yes, love?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Have you ever had something, I dunno, bother you?

0:15:06 > 0:15:08You could be more specific.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12There's this report I'm doing for the school newspaper.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16- And I wanted Sarah Jane's help, but she's away.- Hmm.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20So I was wondering - do I wait for her or try and work it out myself?

0:15:20 > 0:15:21It's you we're talking about.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Of course you'll try and work it out.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28- Yeah, you're right. See you later! - Where are you going?

0:15:29 > 0:15:33Oh, I said I'd water Sarah Jane's plants. See ya!

0:15:35 > 0:15:38MOBILE RINGS

0:15:40 > 0:15:43- Hi, Rani!- You and Clyde meet me at the school now.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Clyde's gone.- Gone? - He's gone out with his dad.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48His dad? OK, we haven't got time for this now.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- I want you in the school field in ten minutes, right?- All right.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Remember that park I used to take you to, back in Hounslow.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58You used to go on the swings.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02Begging for me to push you higher and higher. Remember?

0:16:03 > 0:16:05No.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11So, do you fancy an ice-cream, or something?

0:16:11 > 0:16:14What am I saying? You're too old for that.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19Oh, I dunno. What DO you like?

0:16:26 > 0:16:27Why did you leave us?

0:16:31 > 0:16:35Sometimes, a bloke and his missus stop getting on.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37Me and your mum...

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Well, that's what happened.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42I mean, it wasn't your fault.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47I never thought it was and don't try that. You ran off with Auntie Mel.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Yeah. Yeah, I know.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56I didn't do it right. I messed up.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59"Messed up"(!)

0:16:59 > 0:17:01You ran off to Germany - with Mum's sister.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05You left us. You left me, Dad.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09I never forgot you, though.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17- You going out? - Yeah, I'm going to meet Rani.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Ah, she's a lovely girl.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Wanna take sandwiches? I've got ham in the fridge.

0:17:23 > 0:17:24No, I'm OK, thanks.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30- I'm sure Clyde's going to be fine. - You think?

0:17:32 > 0:17:37- Your dad's not around either, is he? - No, it's complicated.

0:17:38 > 0:17:39It usually is.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Just promise me something.

0:17:43 > 0:17:48If he ever turns up, you know, out of the blue, whatever,

0:17:48 > 0:17:53just don't... Don't forget your mum.

0:17:54 > 0:17:55I won't.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58Oh, anyway, you, go! Go on!

0:17:58 > 0:18:02Cos you never a keep a girl waiting.

0:18:04 > 0:18:08- So, can you speak German?- Ja.

0:18:08 > 0:18:09Teach me something.

0:18:11 > 0:18:12Ich heisse Paul Langer.

0:18:12 > 0:18:17So, ich heisse Clyde Langer.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19I am Clyde Langer?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Good to meet you, Clyde Langer.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29So, eh, what about you?

0:18:30 > 0:18:32What do you do?

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Dunno, just hang out with my mates.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Oh, what, like, er, thingy? Luke?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Yeah.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44He seems quiet. Bit of a geek, yeah?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Yeah, but he's cool.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50Nah, I got a mate in Germany just like him.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Makes me look good. Ha-ha-ha!

0:18:53 > 0:18:55That's not why I hang out with him.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57- He's my mate, for real. - Oh, yeah, yeah.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Sorry.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04So, what else do you do?

0:19:05 > 0:19:09Well, there is something.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14There's this thing I do that I haven't really told anyone about.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18But, yeah, I can't really say what it is.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21You a rebel, like your old man?

0:19:22 > 0:19:23What is it?

0:19:23 > 0:19:26You drop litter on the streets?

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Come on!

0:19:28 > 0:19:31We shouldn't have secrets.

0:19:31 > 0:19:35MOBILE RINGS

0:19:36 > 0:19:37Dad?

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Dad?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43I save the world.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46I bet Sarah Jane never does anything like this.

0:19:46 > 0:19:47What are you looking for?

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Jacob West found something here. Something alien.

0:19:51 > 0:19:52I wonder how Clyde's doing?

0:19:52 > 0:19:54He'll be fine, Luke.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59- He can look after himself, you know. It's Clyde.- Yeah, I guess.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Hope there's nothing else down here.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05It would be OK if Mr Smith was working.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Maybe he'll work for me. Let's go.

0:20:09 > 0:20:14If it wasn't for me, all these people, they wouldn't be here.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16I've saved them and they don't know.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21OK. Is this some kind of trading card thing?

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Don't you believe me?

0:20:22 > 0:20:24No, no, I'm not saying that.

0:20:24 > 0:20:25It's just...

0:20:25 > 0:20:29..you and this Luke, the two of ya, saving the world?

0:20:29 > 0:20:33You don't know what we've seen. Slitheens, Sontarans...

0:20:33 > 0:20:36- We've stopped them - all of them. - You and Luke?

0:20:37 > 0:20:38You don't believe me.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Fine! I'll prove it you.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43What?

0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Come on, I'll show you. - Where are we going?

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Bannerman Road. It's where it all happens.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05And then up here...is the attic.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Whoa! Look at all this stuff.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15You could make a fortune on eBay.

0:21:17 > 0:21:18What is all this?

0:21:18 > 0:21:22- Dad, it's not about money. - No, no. Course not.

0:21:22 > 0:21:28It isn't! Some of this stuff..it's alien.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29Do you get what that means?

0:21:29 > 0:21:33Alien? Yeah, right, you mean like those Dalek things?

0:21:33 > 0:21:37Yeah, but there's loads more. Some of them are pretty cool.

0:21:39 > 0:21:43Fine. Well, come on then. Show me something alien. Hmm?

0:21:43 > 0:21:47Come on. Sell it to me.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51Well, we have this mate who lives in America,

0:21:51 > 0:21:54but Sarah Jane has this.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04Hey, hey, Maria! This friend of Sarah Jane's

0:22:04 > 0:22:08given her this holographic postcard, whatsit thing, so...

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Hi, Maria! We miss you!

0:22:10 > 0:22:15(Soft boy!) We don't miss you. We've moved on, you're gone and forgotten!

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Maria Who? I say.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23See? Alien tech!

0:22:23 > 0:22:28It's true. I thought it was just the government and the army.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32They dealt with all that, but..you?

0:22:34 > 0:22:38My lad..meets aliens.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41All in a day's work.

0:22:42 > 0:22:46I'm dead proud of you, Clyde. You've done so much.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Well, I'm just lucky, I guess.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51I've got good mates...Mum.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56These aliens... Do they bring stuff like this?

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Yeah, sometimes.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01- If we could just mass produce this...- Is that all you think about?

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Don't you get it? There's millions of worlds out there.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09It's magic.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11OK, OK.

0:23:11 > 0:23:18- So, it's you, Luke and this, er, Sarah Jane.- Yeah.

0:23:18 > 0:23:23Oh, but behind that wall there, that's Mr Smith.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26He's basically this big, alien computer...

0:23:26 > 0:23:31SINISTER WHISPERING >

0:23:31 > 0:23:33< CLYDE CONTINUES TALKING

0:23:33 > 0:23:37STATIC CRACKLES

0:23:38 > 0:23:40..and out he comes! Pretty cool!

0:23:44 > 0:23:47Dad, what are you doing?

0:23:47 > 0:23:48Just looking.

0:23:48 > 0:23:55So, yeah, aliens, heh-heh! Aliens come to Ealing and reach you.

0:23:55 > 0:24:00- Yep! Who's the daddy, now?!- Heh-heh!

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Clyde Langer! What are you doing here?

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Sarah Jane's away for the weekend.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13- And who are you? - Paul Langer, Clyde's dad.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18Oh, I, er, well, it's nice to meet you.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20This is Mr Chandra. He's my head teacher.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Oh! All right, mate?

0:24:22 > 0:24:26Clyde hasn't stopped raving about you and your school. He loves it!

0:24:26 > 0:24:30- Does he?- Ha-ha! I'm joking. - BOTH: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:24:30 > 0:24:35- Can I ask what you're both doing here?- Erm, watering the plants.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Yeah, Sarah Jane asked me to, when she was away.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41That's interesting. Apparently, she asked Rani to do that, as well.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Erm, there's lots of plants.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46I'm sure you think you're funny, but this is serious.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48It's not serious. Just drop it, eh?

0:24:53 > 0:24:55- You OK?- I'm OK.- OK.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59You want to watch it with pizza. Cholesterol City!

0:24:59 > 0:25:00I beg your pardon?

0:25:00 > 0:25:04I'm just saying, you're not exactly setting a good example for the kids.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Thank you, I do plenty of exercise, actually.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09With all that pizza, you should, mate!

0:25:10 > 0:25:11I should exercise.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15Ha! Mr Chandra!

0:25:16 > 0:25:18- Is he?- He is.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21He's doing what I tell him.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Oi, mate! Jogging's for wimps.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Get doing some push-ups, yeah?

0:25:30 > 0:25:31BOTH: He-he-he!

0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Dad?- Ha-ha-ha!

0:25:35 > 0:25:36What are you doing?

0:25:36 > 0:25:40- Jogging's for wimps. I'm doing press-ups.- Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:25:41 > 0:25:43- What's happened?- Ho-ho-ho!

0:25:46 > 0:25:49- Who are you? - Oh, Rani, this is my dad.

0:25:50 > 0:25:54- Have you been up to the attic? - Yeah! So?

0:25:54 > 0:25:58- Mum doesn't like anyone going in there.- You always do as you're told?

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Clyde reckons you lot saved the world.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04- Have you told him what we do? - Mr Langer?

0:26:04 > 0:26:07- Have you taken something?- Hey, that's my dad you're talking to.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10He's nicked something alien. There was this pendant.

0:26:10 > 0:26:15- Jacob West was using it.- Don't you go accusing my dad of nicking stuff.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16Who do you think you are?

0:26:16 > 0:26:21You take your dad and suddenly my dad's doing what your dad tells him.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24Come on, mate. I really can't be bothered with all this.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Rani, perhaps we should speak to Mr Smith.

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Calling my dad a thief? What is your problem?

0:26:32 > 0:26:34He's stolen it. It's dangerous.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37What do you mean? What are you talking about?

0:26:37 > 0:26:40- Clyde!- Yeah, I'm coming, Dad.

0:26:41 > 0:26:46Good! Oh, and Clyde, forget about those two.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48You see. He's got it.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52I want you to forget about them...completely.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58Clyde?

0:26:58 > 0:26:59I'm... I'm fine.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Clyde! Clyde, wait!

0:27:03 > 0:27:05- Sorry, do I know you?- What?

0:27:05 > 0:27:08- Clyde!- How do you know my name?

0:27:08 > 0:27:09It's me. Luke.

0:27:09 > 0:27:13Nah, sorry, mate. Never seen you before in my life.

0:27:13 > 0:27:14Come on, Dad.

0:27:14 > 0:27:19- Clyde!- Forget it. Clyde's gone.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28I'm your best friend.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29You're a freak.

0:27:29 > 0:27:30TYRES SCREECH

0:27:30 > 0:27:33He wants to take him away. He wants to take my baby.

0:27:33 > 0:27:34Uuurrgghh!

0:27:34 > 0:27:37She'll see the pendant - and everything.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39What are you doing? Get off me. Who are you?

0:27:39 > 0:27:44This whole world will do as I say!

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