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0:00:02 > 0:00:0313 Bannerman Road is where Sarah Jane Smith lives.

0:00:03 > 0:00:06And it's home to things way beyond your imagination.

0:00:06 > 0:00:10There's an extraterrestrial super computer in the wall,

0:00:10 > 0:00:13a genetically engineered boy genius in the attic,

0:00:13 > 0:00:17a schoolgirl investigator across the road,

0:00:17 > 0:00:21and a whole universe of adventure right here on the doorstep.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30- Ready?- Always.

0:00:58 > 0:00:59See you later, then.

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Yeah, see you, Mum, have a good evening.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03You too! Bye, K9.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Enjoy your evening, Mistress.

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Yeah.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Mr Smith, I need you quickly and quietly.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Quickly and quietly.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23She's off again!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Right, we're coming over. - What is she up to?

0:01:32 > 0:01:35- How can I help you, Luke? - Activate tracking device, Mr Smith.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Aerial satellite scan.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45BEEPING So, what was her story this time?

0:01:45 > 0:01:48She says she's going to a meeting at the town hall

0:01:48 > 0:01:50about a motorway extension.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Mistress's exact words - "You never know, Luke, there could be a story in it."

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Her excuses are getting lamer and lamer.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Affirmative. Veracity level 12%.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04Why is she lying to us?

0:02:04 > 0:02:05She's heading into town.

0:02:05 > 0:02:11Query. am I to understand you are using my tracking system to spy on Sarah Jane?

0:02:11 > 0:02:13It's the fifth time she's done this in a month.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15- We've gotta find out what she's doing.- She goes off on

0:02:15 > 0:02:18her own, all mysterious, what if she gets in trouble?

0:02:18 > 0:02:20This is highly irregular behaviour.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Do not exceed your function, Mr Smith.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Your opinion has not been asked for.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27That told you! Good dog!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Affirmative, Master Clyde. - She's stopped.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Nowhere near the town hall. - There, she was lying, knew it.

0:02:35 > 0:02:40- ELECTRONIC SWOOSHING - Whoa! Must stop doing that.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47Right.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Scan for alien activity in that area, K9.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01Negative for alien activity, Master Clyde.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04I am perfectly able to complete that function, Clyde.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06There's no need to consult the dog.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Sticks and stones.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11So what now, then? We follow her down there?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Come on. Two minutes to the next bus.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21And you two, play nicely.

0:03:21 > 0:03:26"Play nicely," instruction to human children, conduct recreation in

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- socially compatible mode. - Oh, be quiet.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33There's the car, but where's Mum?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38No sign of any aliens either.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42No!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45I did not just see that.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Careful!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Oh, my God.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57Oh, no, they're not gonna...

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Oh, people are eating!

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Wow. Just wow!

0:04:10 > 0:04:15Nobody over 22 should be doing that in public - actually at all!

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Shut up, Clyde. Oh, that's brilliant, she's got herself a man.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- What are we gonna say? - We're not gonna say anything!

0:04:22 > 0:04:26She wants it kept a secret, so we never saw that and we don't know.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Luke?

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Yeah.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33And we thought she was hunting aliens.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40He looked really posh, I bet he's called Henry or...

0:04:40 > 0:04:42She's coming! FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:04:44 > 0:04:46What are you all doing up here?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Well, the exams are coming up, so we've gotta work.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Luke's helping us revise.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Did you have a good evening?

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Yeah, how was the, er...meeting?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Nothing special.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- Why is Mr Smith still out? - 'Information.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08- 'Sarah Jane's car is now parked outside the house.'- What? Mr Smith!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11'Oh, hello, Sarah Jane, I have been tracking your position

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- 'as instructed by Luke.' - Big mouth! You did that on purpose!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16K9, what have they been doing?

0:05:16 > 0:05:19'I have been instructed to withhold information.'

0:05:19 > 0:05:22What was your exact instruction?

0:05:22 > 0:05:26'Mistress Rani instructed me not to relay the information that you

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- 'were followed to your assignation.' - The gob on you!

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- You've been spying on me? - We were worried.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35When you've kept something secret before, it's always been a disaster.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Does that give you the right to poke into my private business?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Oh, I was about to tell you anyway.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46So who's the lucky fella, then?

0:05:48 > 0:05:49His name is Peter Dalton, and

0:05:49 > 0:05:52yes, he's very lucky and rather marvellous.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Ooh! Where did you meet him?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Oh, no, that's all, end of discussion.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59You two, home. Luke, bed, I'll be in to say good night.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Go on! Off, off!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Sweet dreams.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14I should be angry. Why am I not angry?

0:06:14 > 0:06:17'Mistress, I detect you are experiencing

0:06:17 > 0:06:19'a heightened emotional state.

0:06:19 > 0:06:24'Alpha waves high, heartbeat fast, increased serotonin.'

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Oh, K9, always the romantic.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Affirmative.

0:06:34 > 0:06:39Honestly, I was about to tell you. I think.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43I'm not exactly an expert in matters of the heart.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Neither am I.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49I thought something was bound to go wrong, with my track record,

0:06:49 > 0:06:52and...it keeps getting better.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54I didn't know you had those sort of feelings.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Men were interested before,

0:06:57 > 0:07:01but then I'd think, "How can a relationship go anywhere with my bizarre life?"

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Where did you meet him? - In a shoe shop.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12We just got talking, and he gave me his phone number.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- I didn't know people of your age did that kind of thing.- Cheek!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17I wasn't going to call him, but then...

0:07:17 > 0:07:21I bumped into him again, and it got me thinking.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24I cut myself off from people for all those years.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28How could anyone like me, with what I know, what I do, ever have proper friends?

0:07:28 > 0:07:33But then I got you, and Maria and Clyde and Rani,

0:07:33 > 0:07:37and things changed, and perhaps they're changing on this front.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38You look really happy.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42But there's still the big problem, isn't there?

0:07:42 > 0:07:45I can't suddenly spring it all on Peter.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49"Oh, by the way, I used to go travelling through space and

0:07:49 > 0:07:51"time in a phone box with a Time Lord."

0:07:51 > 0:07:54"My son was created as part of an experiment by the Bane."

0:07:54 > 0:07:58- "I've got a talking computer and a robot dog."- "Oh, by the way,

0:07:58 > 0:08:00"my lipstick, it's deadly."

0:08:03 > 0:08:06But I do want you to meet him.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Can we just keep all the madness quiet for a bit longer?

0:08:09 > 0:08:11See how things go.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19And whatever happens, we're OK, you and me?

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Good night.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33METALLIC THRUMMING

0:08:53 > 0:08:58- I hope I look OK.- 'OK, adequate but unremarkable quality.'

0:08:58 > 0:09:00I don't know how I'm supposed to react.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02What am I supposed to call him?

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Peter, Mr Dalton?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Dad?

0:09:10 > 0:09:11What if I don't even like him?

0:09:11 > 0:09:16'Regret I do not have the answer to these questions, Master Luke.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18'Suggest consult another human being.'

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Come on, Luke, he'll be here any moment. Chop-chop!

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Right.

0:09:25 > 0:09:30- Stay quiet, K9. He mustn't find out about you, got it?- 'Understood.'

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Oi! Clyde! What are you doing here?

0:09:40 > 0:09:44I think I left my phone charger in the attic.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Oh, yeah?- All right, I want a good old look at the mystery man.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Hold on, so do I!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Thanks.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Oh, hi, Sarah Jane!

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Is that your new man? - What are you doing here?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Erm...well... YELPING FROM INSIDE BOX

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Hello, there! These are for you.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Oh, thank you.- Everything all right?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Oh, thanks for looking after that for me.

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Come on, Clyde.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20But... Hello.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Peter, they're lovely - thank you!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Are you sure everything's all right? - Yes.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Oh, they're beautiful.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Is that Sarah's man arriving?

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Mum, have you got no shame? - At least we were subtle.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- And what is that?- How should I know?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42OK. Very good.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Now, this must be Luke.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Nice to meet you, Mr Dalton.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51It's Peter, please. I've heard all about you, you're the apple of your mother's eye.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55So this is where you live? Amazing place.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03YELPING AND GROWLING FROM INSIDE BOX

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Blimey, he's quite dishy.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08She's done all right for herself.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Cool car.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Mum, come back!

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Clyde!

0:11:20 > 0:11:24Oh! Hello! Just popping to the shops... Do you want anything?

0:11:24 > 0:11:29No, thanks. Peter, this is Gita from over the road.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Oh, Peter and Gita, that's funny!

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Gita, nice to meet you.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Pretty flowers.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39I run a flower shop, my darling, Bloomin' Lovely on the parade?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41You should pop in, I'll give you a discount. I do lovely

0:11:41 > 0:11:44- displays for weddings!- Oh, that's quite enough of that, thank you.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Well...I'll be off.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- The shop's that way, Mrs Chandra. - Yes!

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Let me just pop these in some water.

0:12:00 > 0:12:01- So...- Yes.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04OK, he looks all right.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Did that just move again?

0:12:13 > 0:12:14What is it?

0:12:18 > 0:12:21YELPING AND GROWLING

0:12:22 > 0:12:26'Alien activity detected! Alert!

0:12:32 > 0:12:34'Activating stair-negotiation hover mode.'

0:12:34 > 0:12:36It's alive.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Let's hope it's harmless!

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Stop! Stay calm! We're going to help you!

0:12:52 > 0:12:55'Mistress, emergency! Alien activity detected!'

0:12:55 > 0:12:58K9, shut up! Get back inside, he mustn't see you!

0:12:58 > 0:13:00It's all meant to be normal!

0:13:01 > 0:13:04- 'Alert, Mistress! Previous...'- K9! - '..instructions overridden, danger!'

0:13:04 > 0:13:08- Hey, what's that? - Oh, it's mine, it's a toy.

0:13:08 > 0:13:12- It comes from Japan, it's a robot dog, K9, get it? - 'Alert!'- But it talks.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Yeah, it's got this programme with a few phrases.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17'Do not look at me, everything is normal.'

0:13:17 > 0:13:19It's a prototype. It always finds its way home.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21You know, I would like one of those.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22- Let's go.- The toys kids

0:13:22 > 0:13:25have nowadays, computers and everything, it's incredible!

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Remember that thing with the horse...

0:13:27 > 0:13:30YELPING

0:13:30 > 0:13:32'Alert! Alert!'

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Buckaroo!

0:13:35 > 0:13:36What's it doing? YELPING

0:13:40 > 0:13:41'Alert! Oi!'

0:13:41 > 0:13:44- Let's go.- Yeah, I'm starving.

0:13:49 > 0:13:55I thought we'd try the new Italian on the high street. YELPING

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Come back here!

0:13:59 > 0:14:04I'd really like to go to university, but I think I'd also like to work on

0:14:04 > 0:14:06- my own projects. - MOBILE RINGS

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Better get this.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12Sorry. Rani?

0:14:12 > 0:14:15There you go, my son!

0:14:15 > 0:14:20- We've got it! But what is it?- Travast Polong. Not evil, just trouble.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23I saw him on eBay, the seller had no idea what he was.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25It turns out he was in his dormant cycle.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27He would choose today to wake up!

0:14:27 > 0:14:31- Get Mr Smith to open up a link to Polongus and they'll transmat him home.- Already on it.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35'Polongus receiving now.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38'Earth transmitting now.'

0:14:38 > 0:14:43Problem solved. You have fun, right?

0:14:47 > 0:14:50But Mum always has a way of getting things out of you.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53It must be being a journalist, she has to know everything.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Yes, that is so true!

0:14:57 > 0:15:02- Watch this.- You boys OK?

0:15:02 > 0:15:06Oh, yes, yes, Luke and I were just discussing, erm...

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Oh, never mind, it's not important.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Oh, no, go on, what?

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Oh, don't worry about it, Mum, it was nothing.

0:15:13 > 0:15:17No, no, go on, what were you talking about? Tell me. Come on.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22What's so funny?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24- What?- Nothing!

0:15:29 > 0:15:31- What are you doing?- Just being nosy.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Looking up Peter's gaffe.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37120 Christchurch Walk, W4.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38Nice place!

0:15:42 > 0:15:44That's weird. There's a "For sale" sign.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48And newspapers in the windows, it looks empty.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50That picture could have been taken months back.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53No, no, look, it says three weeks ago.

0:15:53 > 0:15:58- I'll ask Sarah Jane.- But Luke told me that she'd never been to his place.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Let's go round there. - Are you joking?

0:16:03 > 0:16:09- We'll just have a look. - Oh, Clyde, Peter is not an alien!

0:16:09 > 0:16:11I know!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13K9 scanned him, but Sarah Jane's loaded, right?

0:16:13 > 0:16:19This money from her aunt, the house, what if he wants to get his hands on it?

0:16:19 > 0:16:22He's a partner in a law firm, he earns thousands.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25I know why you're doing this. You don't want things to change.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Neither do I.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30But Sarah Jane's happy, isn't that important?

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Yeah.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34And I want her to stay happy.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Come on.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43I don't quite know how to say this.

0:16:43 > 0:16:49- What's the matter?- Well...nothing's the matter, that's it.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52Sarah Jane, I love you.

0:16:54 > 0:16:58Good, because the funny thing is...I love you too.

0:16:59 > 0:17:00Come on.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06What? This place is creepy.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11- It's freezing.- We got the right address, didn't we?- Of course we did.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18Look at this place. I knew it, lair of the living dead!

0:17:18 > 0:17:20There could be a million reasons for this. I dunno,

0:17:20 > 0:17:22he's got everything in storage.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Oh, yeah?

0:17:32 > 0:17:33Will you marry me?

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Oh, it's beautiful.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Peter, I love you!

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Which means...?

0:17:40 > 0:17:44- Yes, of course. Yes, yes, yes! - APPLAUSE

0:17:57 > 0:17:58A perfect fit.

0:18:05 > 0:18:09Here they come. Hey, I've just been telling Luke.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11I've got some big news.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Wonderful news!

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Peter and I, we're getting married.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20What?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Well, you don't have to look so pleased.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24I know it's a bit of a shock, but Peter's got it all planned.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26I bet he has.

0:18:26 > 0:18:31- What do you mean?- Sarah Jane, we went round to Peter's house.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34- You did what? - There's nothing there. It's empty.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37What? What do you mean?

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Mum?

0:18:43 > 0:18:46I know it's empty. He doesn't really live there.

0:18:46 > 0:18:51His firm got him a flat in London nearer the office.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52And you've been there?

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Plenty of times.

0:18:55 > 0:18:59Oh, I should be angry with you breaking in there.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04It's what I'd do, isn't it?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Oh, look at you, I've made you all so suspicious.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10But this is a happy thing, and I want you all to be part of it.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13It isn't the end of the world.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15So thanks, but there's no need to sneak around or worry about

0:19:15 > 0:19:19- anything.- So when's the wedding?

0:19:19 > 0:19:21End of next week!

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- Next week?! - Well, at my age, why wait?

0:19:23 > 0:19:26You what? That's mad!

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Peter had it all on standby, a nice hotel in the country.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33You're all invited and you, Luke, you can give me away.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Do I have to do a speech?

0:19:35 > 0:19:39- 'I will help, Master Luke.'- It'll be full of robot jokes, will it?

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Don't you think it's a bit fast?

0:19:41 > 0:19:45Oh, you're telling me, I've got so much to arrange, a lot of changes.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47'Sarah Jane, anomaly detected.'

0:19:47 > 0:19:50That reminds me. First big change.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Mr Smith, commence deactivation program.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55'But, Sarah Jane, I have detected an impulse registering...'

0:19:55 > 0:20:00Initiate total deactivation, Mr Smith. Protocol five!

0:20:00 > 0:20:03'Complying. Goodbye, Sarah Jane.'

0:20:03 > 0:20:06No, Sarah Jane! He was trying to tell us something!

0:20:06 > 0:20:08The world can look after itself.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12I'm busy with something normal for a change, and I don't want anything,

0:20:12 > 0:20:15any of this getting in the way.

0:20:15 > 0:20:20You haven't told Peter about...our thing, what we do?

0:20:20 > 0:20:24Why should I? Perhaps I never will, perhaps that's the solution.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26I don't like this.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29I know what'll stop you worrying, Clyde.

0:20:29 > 0:20:33- You can dog sit for me, you can look after K9.- What? Really?

0:20:33 > 0:20:37- What do I say to my mum?- Oh, come on, Clyde Langer, when have you ever

0:20:37 > 0:20:39been short of excuses?

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Oh, and Rani, keep Saturday free, dress shopping!

0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Oh, you're going to make a lovely bridesmaid!- You're on!

0:20:45 > 0:20:47And there's that wedding fair.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50I know! And your mum can do the flowers - before she asks.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Right, come on, everybody out.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Things to do!

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Come on.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02K9, walkies!

0:21:06 > 0:21:08And goodbye...to all of that.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18ECHOING EVIL LAUGHTER

0:21:23 > 0:21:24What have you got there?

0:21:24 > 0:21:26A message from our friend Maria.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29She couldn't make it, she's got exams and her dad's tied up at work.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32My mum's at another wedding,

0:21:32 > 0:21:36cos this was too short notice, it's all been so fast.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39And the Brigadier's her oldest friend,

0:21:39 > 0:21:41of course, but he's back in Peru.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Have you got any family coming, Peter?

0:21:43 > 0:21:47I'm afraid I'm the only one left, end of the line.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Be back in a sec.

0:21:49 > 0:21:52There's something so weird about all this.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53You didn't have to come, Clyde.

0:21:53 > 0:21:57I wouldn't miss this. What if something happens?

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Just because your dad turned out bad doesn't mean mine will.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01He's not your dad.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03He's going to be.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Don't spoil my mum's day.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Is this it?

0:22:12 > 0:22:15That's Emma, does her hair.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Clarissa, used to be her editor.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Oh, that's her accountant, I can't remember his name.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24- You must be slipping. - Bit of a sorry turnout.

0:22:24 > 0:22:28Well, I suppose that's what happens when you rush to get married.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32It is rather peculiar. Marry in haste, repent at leisure, they say.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Trust you to be the voice of doom, Haresh.

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Smile!

0:22:37 > 0:22:39- Congratulations.- Thank you.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Hello, everybody. Welcome!

0:22:42 > 0:22:44It's time, so if you'd like to go in.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54So...Peter, where are you heading after

0:22:54 > 0:22:56the reception, somewhere exotic?

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Afterwards is a surprise.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03It can't be any worse than our honeymoon. Total disaster.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Erm...I enjoyed it.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Brussels - there's nothing there!

0:23:52 > 0:23:53Mum.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Rani...you look...good.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06I look "good"?

0:24:08 > 0:24:11You look amazing. Both of you.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Thought you might have gone for the Doctor to give you away.

0:24:17 > 0:24:22I need somebody reliable, and I'm so very, very glad it's you.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25Besides, where would I send the invite?

0:24:25 > 0:24:26Metebelis 3?

0:24:28 > 0:24:31METALLIC THRUMMING

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Look at our Rani!

0:24:44 > 0:24:46It only seems like yesterday she was in pigtails.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Sarah looks so happy.

0:24:59 > 0:25:04- It's just like a fairy tale. - Pull yourself together.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13K9, scan.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16'All normal, Master Clyde.'

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Yeah, so far.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20- You brought the dog? - Well, what did you think

0:25:20 > 0:25:23was under there, the wedding cake?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25There's something wrong about this.

0:25:26 > 0:25:31Good afternoon, everyone, I'm the superintendent registrar.

0:25:31 > 0:25:36We are here today to witness the marriage of Sarah Jane Smith and Peter Anthony Dalton.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40In each other's company they have found happiness,

0:25:40 > 0:25:43fulfilment and love,

0:25:43 > 0:25:47and they wish to affirm their relationship with this marriage.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Now, I have to ask this question.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53If any person can show just cause or impediment

0:25:53 > 0:25:55why they may not be joined together,

0:25:55 > 0:25:58let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00METALLIC THRUMMING

0:26:02 > 0:26:06- Stop this wedding now!- What?!

0:26:06 > 0:26:08- What's going on?! - Who the hell is that?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10- I don't believe it.- Who's he?

0:26:10 > 0:26:13- 'Master!'- I said stop this wedding!

0:26:20 > 0:26:23- 'Alert! Alert! Danger, Mistress!' - Stop! Get away from him!

0:26:23 > 0:26:26No! Peter...

0:26:26 > 0:26:27Don't be afraid, Sarah Jane.

0:26:27 > 0:26:32- It's the Angel.- The Trickster!

0:26:32 > 0:26:34Mum! Mum!

0:26:37 > 0:26:39Sarah! Trickster, let her go!

0:26:39 > 0:26:40Too late, Time Lord!

0:26:43 > 0:26:47You are mine, Sarah Jane Smith.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Mine forever.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52Sarah!

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Doctor!

0:26:58 > 0:27:01- Time's stopped.- Time trap.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03The Trickster doesn't want us helping Sarah,

0:27:03 > 0:27:06so he's separated us, trapped us in two different seconds.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09All you have to say is "I do".

0:27:09 > 0:27:13And if you don't, you'll remain here forever.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17- Trickster! - Without Sarah, without you lot saving

0:27:17 > 0:27:20the world from your attic in Ealing, there'll be chaos and destruction,

0:27:20 > 0:27:22meat and drink to the Trickster!

0:27:22 > 0:27:23Ow! Ow! Argh!

0:27:23 > 0:27:24Clyde, no!

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Come on now!

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