0:00:02 > 0:00:03This is where Sarah Jane Smith lives.
0:00:03 > 0:00:07And it's home to things way beyond your imagination.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10There's an extraterrestrial supercomputer in the wall,
0:00:10 > 0:00:14her son, a genetically engineered boy genius,
0:00:14 > 0:00:16a schoolgirl investigator across the road,
0:00:16 > 0:00:20and a whole universe of adventure, right here on the doorstep.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- Ready?- Always.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38No, cos I had to do this essay. 2,000 words on pendulum physics.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41It was fascinating, but then everyone wanted to go out for a burger,
0:00:41 > 0:00:43and I thought, "Why not?"
0:00:43 > 0:00:47- So we all went into town, and... - Well, I hope you finished your work.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Sanjay owes me five quid, I bet him you'd say that!
0:00:49 > 0:00:53- Right, and who's Sanjay?- Oh, he's just down the hall. He's brilliant.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56We just clicked straight away. He's smart,
0:00:56 > 0:00:59he's cool, he keeps making me laugh.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02I think he's the best mate I've ever had all my life.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- Oh, your face! That is brilliant! - What?! I...
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Oh, that is such a classic!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Forget next week, swot boy, you're on your own.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13ALARM BLARES
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Emergency broadcast!
0:01:14 > 0:01:19UNIT armed forces are converging on this house, Sarah Jane. Right now!
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Stop right there!
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- I'm not having soldiers on my property.- Everything OK?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Yes, fine. They're just leaving.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Miss Smith, my name is Colonel Tia Karim,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50representing the Unified Intelligence Task Force.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52If I could have a word in private?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55No, you're not getting any closer. Just tell me. What do you want?
0:01:55 > 0:01:59I'm sorry, but it's my solemn duty to inform you that your friend,
0:01:59 > 0:02:01the Doctor, is dead.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Don't be stupid.- He can't be.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Last Sunday, at 1700 hours,
0:02:06 > 0:02:09the body of a Time Lord was returned to the Earth.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13UNIT scientists have checked the DNA results, and it's definitely him.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15I'm sorry, Miss Smith, for your loss.
0:02:15 > 0:02:20Sorry for the whole wide world, because he's gone.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22The Doctor's gone.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23He's dead.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44The Doctor was found 10,000 light years away
0:02:44 > 0:02:46by a race called the Shansheeth.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50They sent us this. It's called an epitaph stone.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53It's a recording device, the equivalent to a death notice.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57The Shansheeth are what you might call...intergalactic undertakers.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Oh, come on. This is ridiculous! There's no such thing!
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Sarah Jane, I can confirm
0:03:01 > 0:03:04the Shansheeth are known throughout the universe
0:03:04 > 0:03:05as the carers of the dead.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08It is said they trawl the battlefields of outer space,
0:03:08 > 0:03:10looking for heroes to bring home.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Yeah? Well, that's quite enough from you, thanks!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Just shut up. Play this thing.
0:03:21 > 0:03:27I bring condolences from the Claw Shansheeth of the 15th Funeral Fleet
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- upon this terrible day.- Well!
0:03:30 > 0:03:33As if you'd trust that thing? Just look at him!
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Hey, that's not fair.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Since when did we judge by appearances?
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Since this lot started lying!
0:03:41 > 0:03:47OK. But look. I hope this is all a big mistake, I really do.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51For the Doctor's sake we've got to find the facts,
0:03:51 > 0:03:53which means...we stop and we listen.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Yeah.- Thanks.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Mr Smith?
0:04:02 > 0:04:06The Shansheeth did journey to the wastelands of the Crimson Heart,
0:04:06 > 0:04:11whereupon we found the body of the last Time Lord.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16Witnesses say that he perished saving the lives of 500 children
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- from the Scarlet Monstrosity. - Sounds like him.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23The Doctor's home world is long since lost.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27But legends talk of his love for the Earth.
0:04:27 > 0:04:32Therefore, the Shansheeth will return the Doctor to the human race.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Oh, weep for him, peoples of the Earth.
0:04:35 > 0:04:42Mourn his loss, for the universe feels darker tonight.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47So what do you think?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50UNIT will take charge of the funeral
0:04:50 > 0:04:52in conjunction with the Shansheeth.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56We'll be using UNIT Base 5, situated inside Mount Snowdon.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59We can arrange transport and accommodation for all of you.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Thank you.- Then you'll come?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Oh, yes.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Nothing's going to make me miss this.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08I'll be there.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14So what was all that about, with the soldiers and stuff?
0:05:14 > 0:05:18She's weird, Sarah Jane, there's always something happening over...
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Hey, what's that for?!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Don't you ever go anywhere, OK?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26- Not even to the shops?- Nope.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Not anywhere. Promise?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31I promise.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39I always thought if ever the Doctor dies, I'll know.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Somehow I'll just feel it.
0:05:41 > 0:05:46Wherever he is, if he's far away on some distant star
0:05:46 > 0:05:50or lost in the depths of dark ages,
0:05:50 > 0:05:51I'll know.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54But I didn't. I didn't feel a thing.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58I know, Mum, but it doesn't actually mean anything.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01No, maybe it does, though. Cos I don't think he's dead.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02He can't be!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Yeah, I'm going to go to that funeral, Luke,
0:06:06 > 0:06:08but only to find out what's going on.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Because I think the Doctor's still alive.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Luke says Sarah Jane's gone mad.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Don't be so rude. He wouldn't say "mad" about his own mother.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24No. He said, "Nutty, fruity, loop-the-loop, tonto barmy bonkers."
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Be fair, though, sir, he's worried. - It's like your mum.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Remember when Grandad died?
0:06:29 > 0:06:33She washed everything. Curtains. Furniture. Me.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37She even washed the walls. Who washes walls?
0:06:37 > 0:06:41It went on for days, and then she just started crying.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44It takes time. Cos when someone dies it's so massive,
0:06:44 > 0:06:46it's like you can't fit it all inside your head.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50That's what Sarah Jane's doing. She's denying it.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52So, what do we do?
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Wait. That's all you can do.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Friends just wait.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Bang on time.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Don't worry, Haresh, I'll look after them.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Sorry to hear your bad news.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13There's no need. I'm fine.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Bye.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Keep the school running without me, sir.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25While I head off in my nice, big, posh motor.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Argh! Did you see that?!
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Static electricity. If you paid more attention in class...
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Come on, you, get in!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Now THAT is what I call a base!
0:07:56 > 0:08:00TANNOY: 'Silo 15 now entering decontamination.
0:08:01 > 0:08:07'Staff to holding position. Repeat. All staff to holding position.'
0:08:07 > 0:08:10We've allocated bedrooms.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13The funeral will take place at 0900 hours tomorrow,
0:08:13 > 0:08:16so that gives you time to acclimatise.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19The doors to the funeral wing will be sealed at 2100 hours.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22This is still a working military base,
0:08:22 > 0:08:25so you'll only have access to the specified areas.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28That's nice(!) Bring us all this way to tell us we're not trusted.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32- So who else is coming? - Well, it's all been a bit of a rush.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34The Brigadier's stranded in Peru,
0:08:34 > 0:08:37and Miss Shaw can't make it back from Moonbase until Sunday.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40You've got a moonbase?!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Oh, man, I am running out of reactions.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46You've got Graske!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- What are you doing with Graske? - I knew it.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- I said there was something going on. - Sorry, what's the problem?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55We've met Graske before, and believe me, they're trouble!
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Oh, they're not Graske, they're Groske.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Groske very different!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Groske are blue! Hate Graske!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Graske make me stamp my feet!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06The Groske were stranded on Earth in 2006.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10We took them in, and they've been earning their keep as workmen.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Groske build rocket for funeral!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Come and see, come and see!
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Rocket X-15 will take the Doctor's body into space,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22sealed inside a lead-lined coffin.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Then he'll be set free.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- In death, as in life.- Very poetic.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30I think it's beautiful.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Just what he deserves.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- What about the TARDIS? - There was no sign of it.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37The body was found all alone.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Blimey, though! Not a bad way to go!
0:09:40 > 0:09:41That's a real, proper rocket.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- GROSKE:- Boy smells!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Oh, thanks a bunch(!)
0:09:45 > 0:09:47You short little titch!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Clyde, of all the things for you to laugh at, height?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Yeah, you smelly bad smell-boy.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56You blue, bluey blueness.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59This area's about to be sealed off as part of the curfew.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I can take you to your bedrooms.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03The Shansheeth are holding a gathering of remembrance.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Just watch it, you.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08But you see? So bright!
0:10:08 > 0:10:09You smell of time.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11What do you mean?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13He's coming!
0:10:23 > 0:10:27I'm so sorry for your loss.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30I'm so sorry for your loss.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35The Claw Shansheeth invites you to spend tonight
0:10:35 > 0:10:40reflecting in the memories of a loved one lost.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- WHISPERS:- So who are all these people?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Old soldiers.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49It's not easy to find friends of the Doctor.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51He'd come and go without a trace.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Think of all the lives he touched.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58The whole planet should be in mourning. But no-one knows.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Can I see him?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03I don't think you'd want to.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07That sounds to me like you're hiding something.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Sarah Jane, he was hurt.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Hey, come on, let's go and sit down.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27I don't even know what he looks like.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29I'm sorry?
0:11:29 > 0:11:34I think he regenerated, cos the last time I saw him he didn't say a word,
0:11:34 > 0:11:36he just looked at me, as though...
0:11:36 > 0:11:38That body could have a different face,
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- and I wouldn't even know if it was him or not.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Honoured guests steeped in grief and misery,
0:11:48 > 0:11:51this is the cradle of the lost chord.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Its bittersweet melody...
0:11:53 > 0:11:56If you don't mind, I just need to gather my thoughts on my own.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Yeah, sure.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Close your eyes.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Remember.
0:12:11 > 0:12:16MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Come on!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03GLASS SMASHES
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Oh, sorry, just ignore me. I brought flowers, which was silly, really.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07There's no need, is there?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10But I saw these lilies, and I thought they were appropriate.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Oh, and the vase was so beautiful.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17It was hand-blown by Asian-Argentines.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Well, I don't suppose it was actually hand-blown, because, well,
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- glass would get really, really hot. - I'm so sorry for your loss.
0:13:24 > 0:13:29Oh, thank you. Oh, aren't you lovely?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31I'm so sorry for your loss.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32I know, it's terrible, isn't it?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35You are so gorgeous.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38I wish I had my glasses.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42You're like a vulture, a great, big alien vulture.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Babe, aren't they wonderful? No, no, no, don't be afraid.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47It's just like I taught you.
0:13:47 > 0:13:53You know, I've missed all this.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Hey, listen, babe,
0:13:54 > 0:13:58can you do something with those for me? There's a good boy. Thanks.
0:13:58 > 0:14:03I'm sorry, I'm making an awful lot of noise, aren't I?
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Although there is this tribe called the Nambikwara.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09You know, from the Mato Grosso.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12I lived there for about six months in '83.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15When there's a funeral, they sing all night.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17I mean, they sound like birds.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Honestly, it is the most astonishing sound I've ever heard.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Sorry, um, do I know you?
0:14:23 > 0:14:26We've never actually met, but...
0:14:26 > 0:14:28It's Jo Grant, isn't it?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Wow! It's a long time since I've been called that.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Actually it's Jo Jones since I got married.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I arrived just after you left. You'd gone to live on the Amazon.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Oh, they told me about you!
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- You must be...- Sarah Jane Smith.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Oh, darling!
0:14:45 > 0:14:46After all this time!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Oh, and look at you.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Oh, you're so beautiful!
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Sorry. That's my gran. You'll get used to her.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01She looks fantastic. I'm Rani.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- And I'm Clyde, mate. You all right? - Yeah. My name's Santiago.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07- Wow, good name! - Yeah, it's where I was born -
0:15:07 > 0:15:10in a caravan at the foothills of the Andes.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12They should've called you Andy!
0:15:12 > 0:15:16With respect, the cradle will continue.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18I think he's telling us to behave.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20It's like being at a school assembly.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Wouldn't know. Never been to school.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24What? How come?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26We're always travelling the world.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- What, are you rich? - No, just the opposite.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29But Mum and Dad, they got it from Gran.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32- She's spent her life going from country to country.- Doing what?
0:15:32 > 0:15:37Protesting. Like that G8 summit - she chained herself to the railings.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41And that climate change conference - Dad got arrested. Twice.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Mum's in Japan trying to stop whaling ships.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- Wow! Serious life.- Yeah.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Just to get here today,
0:15:46 > 0:15:49we were on the southern plateau of the Tierra del Fuego.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52So we had to hike to Buenos Aires, get a boat to Las Malvinas,
0:15:52 > 0:15:56and a cargo plane across the Atlantic. Where are you guys from?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00BOTH: Ealing.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Oh, they used to tell so many stories about you at UNIT.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Those soldier boys.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Oooh, happy days!
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- So you're still married?- Oh, yes.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13He's picketing an oil rig in the Ascension Islands at the moment.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- And I've got seven children.- Seven!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19And Santiago is one of 12 grandchildren.
0:16:19 > 0:16:24Would you believe, number 13 on its way? How about you, sweetie?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Oh, I've got a son. He's called Luke, he's just gone to university.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Oh, no dad on the picture.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Ah, playing the field. Good on you, girl!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33No, not exactly, but...
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Oh, it's funny, all of this today, cos it got me thinking.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Cos the Doctor showed me such a remarkable life,
0:16:39 > 0:16:42and when he went, it just took me a long while to get over it.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Me too. You know, sometimes I think I've never stopped running.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Then he came back, and I realised the life I wanted
0:16:49 > 0:16:52was right under my nose all that time.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Who came back?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58The Doctor?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- Yeah.- Recently?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Oh, about four years ago.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08I...I never saw him again.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09Oh, well, it was just a coincidence.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12The first time, we were both investigating this case.
0:17:12 > 0:17:17The first time? You mean it was more than once?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- Yeah.- Oh.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25He must have really liked you.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32You know, it's funny, but I have this notion.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34if the Doctor died one day,
0:17:34 > 0:17:40I mean, even if he was as far away as Metebelis Three, that...
0:17:40 > 0:17:46Well, that I'd feel it. You know, in my heart.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48That's exactly what I thought.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50But I didn't feel a thing.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53Nor me. Not a peep.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Do you think the same as me?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57What? Because I think...
0:17:57 > 0:17:59BOTH: He's still alive!
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Right. We need to make a list,
0:18:06 > 0:18:10because we need to work out who'd fake the Doctor's death, and why.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Ah, and these can help us to think!
0:18:13 > 0:18:16They're scented with jatamansi oil.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20It's a herb from the banks of the Ganges. It helps to focus the mind.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24We'll just go and get some tea.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Oh, no, no, no, just hot water for me, please, sweetheart.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29I've got some powdered lapacho.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33You know, the Doctor took me to this planet once, called Peladon,
0:18:33 > 0:18:37and the smell of lapacho... Well, it reminds me
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- of the Royal Palace. - I went to Peladon!
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- You never did!- With the great beast Aggedor?- Same planet!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48OK. Laters.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52TANNOY: 'Funeral wing now closing. Repeat, funeral wing now closing.'
0:18:52 > 0:18:56It's tragic. He's dead, but they just can't face it.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00I never met the Doctor. I always wanted to, but... too late.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- I wish he was here right now. - Yeah, me too.
0:19:02 > 0:19:07No, I really wish he was here right now cos then he could explain this.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- It's happening again!- I know! But I can't say anything, can I?!
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Not inside UNIT - they'd lock me up and dissect me!
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Hold on, what do you mean, it's happening again?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Well, last time we met the Doctor, it was at Sarah Jane's wedding,
0:19:20 > 0:19:24and we got stuck in this time loop thing.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28And the TARDIS, the Doctor's time machine,
0:19:28 > 0:19:30it was phasing in and out of reality.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I touched it, and got zapped with this stuff.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Artron energy, the Doctor said.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37I think it was part of the TARDIS.
0:19:37 > 0:19:42- Whoa! And you thought my life was good?!- Smelly getting closer!
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- What do you know about this stuff? - Closer and closer!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Oi! Come back here, blue boy!
0:19:54 > 0:19:57He's like a mouse in the skirting board! You coming?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Yeah. Honestly, it'll be fine. We do this kind of thing all the time.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Hey, my gran once handcuffed herself to Robert Mugabe. I'm loving it!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Oi!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Groske!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Where are you?!
0:20:11 > 0:20:12Clyde! Keep it down!
0:20:12 > 0:20:16This is a top-secret military base and they might shoot us dead.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Oh, and I kind of promised my dad I'd be in bed by 10.30pm.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Brothers of the wing,
0:20:21 > 0:20:26I have filleted the cradle to find the most powerful memories.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28- With what results?- The women.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30The two wise women of the tribe.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34They remember the late Doctor most strongly of all.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36The cradle sings!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Surround them with song!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Tempt them with days long past!
0:20:42 > 0:20:46The memories must grow if we are to succeed.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49HE PLAYS MELANCHOLIC HARP MUSIC
0:21:00 > 0:21:01There's that music again.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Reminds me...
0:21:03 > 0:21:08The Doctor took me to this planet once, called Karfel,
0:21:08 > 0:21:13and they had a leisure garden, and the plants could sing.
0:21:13 > 0:21:18He took me to Italy...once.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22San Martino, 1492.
0:21:22 > 0:21:28I remember this magnificent garden. It smelled of oranges, vanilla...
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Deeper! The sleep of memories!
0:21:33 > 0:21:38Drashigs, Axons, Ogrons,
0:21:38 > 0:21:40the Daleks...
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- Cybermen, Zygons...- Azal...
0:21:42 > 0:21:49The trap has worked. Such excellent and sorrowful memories.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51What have we stopped for?
0:21:51 > 0:21:55- Hush a minute. - Clyde, I'm staring at your bum.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58No, seriously, ssh!
0:21:58 > 0:22:03The women are named Smith, Sarah Jane, and Jones, Josephine.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07We must drain their minds.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10- What of their bodies?- They will die.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14Fortunately, there are excellent undertakers at hand.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Guys, back up.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- We have to get out of here. - ELECTRICAL BUZZING
0:22:18 > 0:22:20No, no, no, no, no!
0:22:22 > 0:22:23Back up, back up, back up!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25We are witnessed!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- There's no room to turn round. - Go backwards! Shuffle!
0:22:28 > 0:22:32SHANSHEETH ROARS
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Faster! Shuffle for your life!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Fly fast, my brothers!
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Stop them! Stop the children!
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- Jo? Jo, wake up!- What?
0:22:46 > 0:22:52- Rani? Clyde?- Where is everyone? - I think there's something wrong.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56Wrong? You mean just like the old days sort of wrong?
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- Exactly like the old days. - Oh, groovy!
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- We've got to get out of here, OK? - OK.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04There you are!
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Sarah Jane, it's the Shansheeth. They're lying through their beaks.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09They want you and Jo. This whole thing's a trap.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12- I knew it!- Hold on! If they're lying,
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- that means the Doctor's still alive! - Yes!
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Of course I am. I thought that was obvious. Catch up!
0:23:17 > 0:23:18I beg your pardon?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- Clyde? Is that you? - Course it's not, it's me!
0:23:21 > 0:23:22I'm using Clyde as a receiver.
0:23:22 > 0:23:27I've keyed into his residual artron energy for a very complicated swap
0:23:27 > 0:23:29across 10,000 light years. Hold on.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31HE YELLS
0:23:33 > 0:23:37That wasn't me! That wasn't me speaking!
0:23:37 > 0:23:38I'm getting...
0:23:42 > 0:23:43That's not my hand.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Cos my hand's not white.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Sorry, Clyde, but...
0:23:53 > 0:23:58- this...space...- Noooo!- ..is...taken! Good.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02So. Gosh. That was different.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04- Hello, everyone!- Who are you?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- Where's Clyde? - Come on, Rani, use your brain!
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Clyde and I swapped places. I'm where he was, he's where I was.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14Which means, right now... Oooh, he's in a lot of trouble.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Doctor?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Doctor!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22You bring him back, whoever you are!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24No, no, no, no, no, Rani, don't you see?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31It's you, isn't it? Ah, you've done it again.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Hello, Sarah Jane.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- Doctor?- That's the Doctor?
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- What Doctor? THE Doctor? MY Doctor? - Well, he can change his face.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42I know, but into a baby's?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Oi, imagine it from my point of view.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Last time I saw you, Jo Grant, you were, what, 21, 22?
0:24:46 > 0:24:50- It's like someone baked you. - Hey, everyone! Meanwhile!
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Ah, yes, the Claw Shansheeth of the 15th Funeral Fleet.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56I've been looking for you.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00Have you been telling people I'm dead?
0:25:00 > 0:25:05I apologise. The death notice was released a little too soon.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Though I can rectify this, immediately!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17I'm so sorry for your loss, Doctor.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Rest in peace!
0:25:27 > 0:25:29MECHANICAL PULSING
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Sounds like a countdown.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- But I was on a planet... - No, no, never mind that - run!
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Faster, faster, faster!
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Come along, Smith!
0:26:01 > 0:26:02No, no, no, don't slow down!
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Take me back!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08In! In! In! In! In!
0:26:08 > 0:26:11I'm sorry, is there a problem?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Sorry, I was...slamming it.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19Right! Now we need to lock it. Come on, use the sonic lipstick.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- Haven't you got the screwdriver?! - They took it.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25- Wow, they do sonic lipsticks now. - We're running out of time.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27- I need you, Sarah, and you, Jo. - Need us for what?
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Remember the old days when we'd go zooming off to faraway worlds?
0:26:35 > 0:26:37I'm getting space-sick!
0:26:38 > 0:26:41No, no, no, let's get you working properly.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44- Stop, stop, stop!- Where are we?
0:26:44 > 0:26:46The Wasteland of the Crimson Heart. PULSING STOPS
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Planet Earth's that way. Bit of a long walk. Sonic, please!
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Wow!
0:26:57 > 0:27:01Oh, so many years since I was on another planet.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03Me too.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10I'm sorry, but can I help? Is there something wrong?
0:27:10 > 0:27:11She's on our side, isn't she?
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Think about it. The Doctor's been avoiding her, but why?
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Because someone inside UNIT had to fake the DNA results.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Colonel Karim. She's in league with the Shansheeth!
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Not as daft as they look, for two batty old pensioners
0:27:24 > 0:27:26and a bunch of ASBO kids.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28How on earth did they summon the Doctor?
0:27:28 > 0:27:31They have powers unforeseen.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Right. First things first.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37We need to clear this place, seal it off and keep that lot trapped!
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Do you see? We're slap-bang in the middle of the base.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42There's got to be a way of getting help.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44SIREN WAILS
0:27:44 > 0:27:46What's happening?
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Karim's sealed off the entire Funeral Wing.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50We're trapped!
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Hurry, hurry! Follow me!
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Dispense with the coffin.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Prepare this room for the coalescence!
0:28:05 > 0:28:08Behold. The Memory Weave is ready.
0:28:13 > 0:28:15Soon it will be active.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17Deliver the women into our wings,
0:28:17 > 0:28:22and not even the Doctor will able to stop the crusade of the Shansheeth!
0:28:25 > 0:28:27There... And there...
0:28:28 > 0:28:30Did it hurt?
0:28:32 > 0:28:36- And there.- I mean, the regeneration.
0:28:36 > 0:28:37That last body of yours.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40Was he OK, in the end?
0:28:40 > 0:28:42It always hurts. And there.
0:28:44 > 0:28:48- So how did you end up in this place? - The Shansheeth lured me.
0:28:48 > 0:28:52Mighty old battlefield, just begging to be explored.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55Cos I'm travelling with Amy now, and Rory. They got married,
0:28:55 > 0:28:59so I dropped them off at a honeymoon planet, which isn't what you'd think.
0:28:59 > 0:29:02It's not a planet FOR a honeymoon, it's a planet ON a honeymoon,
0:29:02 > 0:29:03it married an asteroid.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05Then they nicked the TARDIS.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08The Shansheeth, not Amy and, uh...
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Fortunately, I had all this wreckage,
0:29:10 > 0:29:12to build a space swapping doo-dah thingummy wotsit.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15- So you've a married couple in the TARDIS?- Mr and Mrs Pond!
0:29:15 > 0:29:17I only left you because I got married.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24Did you think I was stupid?
0:29:24 > 0:29:26Why do you say that?
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Well, I was a bit dumb.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31Still am, I suppose.
0:29:31 > 0:29:35Now what in the world would make you think that? Ever, ever, ever?
0:29:35 > 0:29:40We'd been travelling down the Amazon for months, and we reached a village
0:29:40 > 0:29:43in Cristalino, and it was the only place in thousands of miles
0:29:43 > 0:29:46that had a telephone, so I called you.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48I just wanted to say hello.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50And they told me that you'd left,
0:29:50 > 0:29:56left UNIT, never came back. So I waited, and waited.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58Because you said you'd see me again.
0:29:58 > 0:30:03You did, I asked you and you said yes, you promised.
0:30:03 > 0:30:08So I thought, oh, one day, I'd hear that sound.
0:30:08 > 0:30:13Deep in the jungle, I'd hear that funny wheezing noise,
0:30:13 > 0:30:18and a big blue box, right in the middle of the rainforest.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22Cos he wouldn't just leave.
0:30:22 > 0:30:27Not forever. Not me.
0:30:30 > 0:30:35- I've waited my whole silly life... - Oh, but you're an idiot.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38- Well, there we have it! - No, but don't you see?
0:30:38 > 0:30:41How could I ever find you? You've spent the past 40 years
0:30:41 > 0:30:45living in huts, climbing up trees, tearing down barricades.
0:30:45 > 0:30:49You've done everything from flying kites on Kilimanjaro to sailing down
0:30:49 > 0:30:53the Yangtze in a tea chest. Not even the TARDIS could pin you down!
0:30:53 > 0:30:57Hold on, I did sail down the Yangtze in a tea chest! How did you know?
0:30:57 > 0:30:58And that family!
0:30:58 > 0:31:02All seven kids, twelve grandchildren, thirteenth on his way.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04He's dyslexic but that'll be fine, great swimmer.
0:31:04 > 0:31:07So you've been watching me?
0:31:07 > 0:31:11- All this time?- No.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13Because you're right, I don't look back.
0:31:13 > 0:31:17I can't. But the last time I was dying, I looked back on all of you.
0:31:17 > 0:31:18Every single one.
0:31:20 > 0:31:21And I was so proud.
0:31:27 > 0:31:31It really is you, isn't it?
0:31:31 > 0:31:32Hello.
0:31:32 > 0:31:37- BLOWS WHISTLE - Sorry, but we've got that lot back at home with the Shansheeth!
0:31:37 > 0:31:38Yes! And I still need you, Jo.
0:31:38 > 0:31:42Now, that bag of yours, I can smell blackcurrant. Is it buchu oil?
0:31:42 > 0:31:45Hand-picked in Mozambique!
0:31:45 > 0:31:48Oh, perfect! These circuits need connectivity.
0:31:48 > 0:31:51Wonderful! Little tiddly drop...
0:31:53 > 0:31:56That's it! What a team!
0:31:58 > 0:31:59Hurry, hurry, hurry! Come on!
0:31:59 > 0:32:03Hey, nice, you've got a little den. What's all the hurry for?
0:32:03 > 0:32:05Pizza, go cold.
0:32:05 > 0:32:08What? I thought you had a plan!
0:32:08 > 0:32:09Shansheeth too scary! We hide!
0:32:09 > 0:32:13No, we've got to do something!
0:32:13 > 0:32:16Yeah, but hiding's not bad, cos we've got to keep you safe, Clyde.
0:32:16 > 0:32:20See, whatever the Doctor's doing, he needs you for that body-switcheroo.
0:32:20 > 0:32:24- Oh, great, great. Stuck in Groskeville.- Pizza good.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26I can't believe you get to do this all the time.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29Like aliens and chases and stuff!
0:32:29 > 0:32:32You can talk, Santiago. You're off to Paraguay and Mount Everest.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35Dude, you just zapped into another planet!
0:32:35 > 0:32:37Yeah, that was pretty cool!
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Yeah, we've been to parallel times, dream dimensions, limbo.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43And then we go home for tea!
0:32:43 > 0:32:45Yeah, we see all this, then my mum's like,
0:32:45 > 0:32:47"What did you do today?" I'm like, "Not much."
0:32:47 > 0:32:52- Yeah - "Went to the library!" - "Played a bit of footy!" - "Stayed behind after Drama Club!"
0:32:52 > 0:32:56"Oh, yeah, and I fought off a platoon of Judoon in my spare time!"
0:32:56 > 0:32:59I've not seen my mum for six months now.
0:33:01 > 0:33:04- How come? - She's in Japan, organising a rally.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07I mean, that's great, really good work.
0:33:07 > 0:33:10- Yeah, course.- Before, she was in Africa, finding shell-flower plants.
0:33:10 > 0:33:13My father's with the Gay Dads Organisation,
0:33:13 > 0:33:15hiking across Antarctica.
0:33:15 > 0:33:19We haven't all been together since about...February?
0:33:19 > 0:33:22When are you going to see them next?
0:33:22 > 0:33:27Soon. I don't know. Soon though.
0:33:28 > 0:33:31- What's that? What's happening?! - Trapped!
0:33:33 > 0:33:34Excellent.
0:33:34 > 0:33:38We've got the Brady Bunch exactly where we need them.
0:33:38 > 0:33:40Now to apply a little heat.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43COMPUTER: 'Internal vents to maximum.'
0:33:45 > 0:33:47Heating! Hot, hot, hot!
0:33:47 > 0:33:50They're trying to boil us!
0:33:50 > 0:33:54- And increasing... - The children are irrelevant.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Not to the Doctor, they're not.
0:33:56 > 0:34:02Wherever he is, he'll be planning revenge. We need to divert him.
0:34:04 > 0:34:05It won't budge!
0:34:05 > 0:34:08Come on, Groske, there's got to be a way out!
0:34:08 > 0:34:11- No! We die like rotisserie! - Well, you can, but I'm not!
0:34:11 > 0:34:14Sarah Jane?! Anyone?!
0:34:14 > 0:34:17Doctor?! Where are you?!
0:34:19 > 0:34:20There! That should work.
0:34:20 > 0:34:24Intergalactic molecular streaming, with just a hint of blackcurrant.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27- But what'll happen to Clyde? - No, no, I've fixed it.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29All I needed was you two. Oil and sonic.
0:34:29 > 0:34:32Now we can go back, and Clyde can stay where he is.
0:34:32 > 0:34:33Hold tight!
0:34:35 > 0:34:36Get us out of here!
0:34:36 > 0:34:39Sarah Jane!
0:34:39 > 0:34:42- Doctor!- Oops. Then again, maybe leaving Clyde
0:34:42 > 0:34:44in the same place wasn't such a good idea.
0:34:44 > 0:34:45Look out, stand back.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49Ah, ventilation shafts!
0:34:49 > 0:34:51That takes me back. Or even forwards.
0:34:51 > 0:34:53Hurry up! We're getting boiled alive!
0:34:53 > 0:34:58- Hold on! We're coming! - Don't worry, Santiago, I'm here!
0:34:58 > 0:35:01You go first, you've got the sonic lip...
0:35:03 > 0:35:05Aaargh!
0:35:05 > 0:35:08- Doctor!- Jo? Sarah?
0:35:08 > 0:35:12- They're roasting us!- Let us out!
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Sarah?
0:35:21 > 0:35:24Exactly as predicted.
0:35:24 > 0:35:28Given the choice between saving the world, or saving the children,
0:35:28 > 0:35:30the Doctor goes the wrong way.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36Oh, I didn't trust you, Colonel, from the moment I met you.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38Like I care.
0:35:38 > 0:35:42Frankly, I've never met anyone so staggeringly pious in all my life.
0:35:42 > 0:35:43Now then.
0:35:43 > 0:35:46The chamber's sealed off.
0:35:46 > 0:35:49The Doctor would need half a ton of dynamite to get through that.
0:35:49 > 0:35:52The TARDIS! I never thought I'd see it again.
0:35:52 > 0:35:54That's what this is all about.
0:35:54 > 0:35:59The TARDIS, and you.
0:36:00 > 0:36:01Place them in the Memory Weave.
0:36:08 > 0:36:11And...release.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Blimey. You really have changed faces, haven't you?
0:36:16 > 0:36:19I couldn't see you before, I was too busy swapping.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22- Oi, we're still cooking back here! - Where's my gran?!
0:36:22 > 0:36:23Right, yes, sorry...
0:36:23 > 0:36:27Um, she's in danger, so, we'd better... Uh, can't turn round.
0:36:27 > 0:36:31- You'll have to shuffle backwards. - Oh, yes, OK. Thank you, Clyde.
0:36:33 > 0:36:35Even your eyes are different.
0:36:35 > 0:36:39It's weird, cos I thought the eyes would stay the same.
0:36:39 > 0:36:41Can you change colour or are you always white?
0:36:41 > 0:36:43No, I could be anything.
0:36:43 > 0:36:47- And is there a limit? I mean, how many times can you change?- 507.- Oh.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54Well, come on then. Tell us! What exactly does a Memory Weave do?
0:36:54 > 0:36:58Cos I warn you, darling, the memory's going at my age.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00You need remember only one thing.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03- And what's that?- The TARDIS key.
0:37:03 > 0:37:09The Weave takes the memory out of your head, and makes it real.
0:37:09 > 0:37:14This device can build a physical key out of your thoughts.
0:37:14 > 0:37:19And then we will have access to the TARDIS.
0:37:19 > 0:37:23The most miraculous machine in creation will be ours!
0:37:23 > 0:37:25No!
0:37:25 > 0:37:27MECHANICAL GROAN
0:37:27 > 0:37:29They've started.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34No, you can't!
0:37:34 > 0:37:35Ow!
0:37:35 > 0:37:38We have seen so much of death.
0:37:38 > 0:37:42The Shansheeth have presided over infinite funerals.
0:37:42 > 0:37:47We see the pain and the suffering, again and again and again.
0:37:47 > 0:37:50But with the TARDIS, we can stop this!
0:37:50 > 0:37:54We can intervene to prevent the loss of life on a universal scale.
0:37:54 > 0:37:58- You're going to stop death?! - It is a noble quest.
0:37:58 > 0:38:04To halt the endless, endless weeping.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06And change the whole of history!
0:38:06 > 0:38:09That's why creatures like you can't have time machines.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12- Because you'll wreck the entire universe!- What did I say?
0:38:12 > 0:38:14- Pious!- Oh, yeah?
0:38:14 > 0:38:18I'd rather be pious than vile.
0:38:18 > 0:38:21What do you get out of this, Colonel?
0:38:21 > 0:38:24A bigger horizon, Miss Smith.
0:38:24 > 0:38:27The Shansheeth can take me to the stars,
0:38:27 > 0:38:31because there is nothing left for me here on Earth.
0:38:32 > 0:38:34Not any more.
0:38:37 > 0:38:38Accelerate the Weave!
0:38:40 > 0:38:42Urgh! Aaaargh!
0:38:44 > 0:38:46They've sealed it off! Jo!
0:38:46 > 0:38:47Sarah! Can you hear me?
0:38:47 > 0:38:50They want the key! They've got the TARDIS, and a Memory Weave!
0:38:50 > 0:38:52Too late. Full activation!
0:38:52 > 0:38:55Concentrate! Think of the key!
0:38:59 > 0:39:01Try to find a way in!
0:39:02 > 0:39:05There's nothing. We need a bulldozer.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08I've got the original here. You can have it if you let them go!
0:39:08 > 0:39:11You let the Doctor inside this room and he will destroy us.
0:39:11 > 0:39:14- Keep going!- Think of the TARDIS!
0:39:35 > 0:39:37The key. Remember the key!
0:39:38 > 0:39:41Fight it! Try to think of something else!
0:39:41 > 0:39:44- I can't!- Neither can I!
0:39:44 > 0:39:46It's not shifting!
0:39:46 > 0:39:49The memories coalesce!
0:39:55 > 0:39:58The key! It takes shape.
0:39:58 > 0:40:02- Don't! Don't!- I can't...stop!
0:40:02 > 0:40:05What do we do, Doctor?! What do we do?!
0:40:05 > 0:40:10- Yes. Because...the Shansheeth are making them remember...- I know!
0:40:10 > 0:40:12- Then don't you see? - I don't see anything!
0:40:12 > 0:40:17We do the same. Opening comms. Sarah, Jo? Can you hear me?
0:40:17 > 0:40:20The key! It's almost ready!
0:40:20 > 0:40:23Listen to me. Both of you. I want you to remember.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26We are doing! That's the trouble!
0:40:26 > 0:40:29No, no, no, no, no. I want you to remember everything.
0:40:29 > 0:40:31Every single day with me. Every single second.
0:40:31 > 0:40:32What's he doing?
0:40:32 > 0:40:36Your memories are more powerful than anything else on this planet.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39Just think of it, Sarah. Remember it, Jo. But properly!
0:40:39 > 0:40:42Properly! Give the Memory Weave everything. Every planet.
0:40:42 > 0:40:46Every face. Every madman, every loss, every sunset,
0:40:46 > 0:40:49every scent, every terror, every joy.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51Every Doctor.
0:40:51 > 0:40:54- Every me.- I remember!
0:41:01 > 0:41:04- No!- Memory Weave overloading!
0:41:04 > 0:41:05I remember!
0:41:10 > 0:41:12We need that key! What is happening?
0:41:20 > 0:41:23- What's happening? - COMPUTER: 'Initial target lost.'
0:41:23 > 0:41:24The device is overloading!
0:41:24 > 0:41:26Too many memories!
0:41:26 > 0:41:29- Too many! - Reverse it! Bring that key back!
0:41:30 > 0:41:33Come on, all of you, tell them, tell them!
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Think of us, Sarah Jane.
0:41:35 > 0:41:40Remember Maria and her dad, and all the stuff we did, like the Gorgon.
0:41:40 > 0:41:43And the clowns, and the zodiac! And the Mona Lisa!
0:41:43 > 0:41:45All of it. All of it!
0:41:55 > 0:41:58Just think, Gran! All the countries you've been to!
0:41:58 > 0:42:01Every country in the world.
0:42:06 > 0:42:09COMPUTER: 'Weave starting self-destruct.'
0:42:09 > 0:42:14- It's blown a circuit! - I can't get out!- I've got you!
0:42:14 > 0:42:17Now we're in trouble. The Weave's going to blow up
0:42:17 > 0:42:19- and we can't get them out.- What?!
0:42:21 > 0:42:24Can't escape! I need the key!
0:42:24 > 0:42:27COMPUTER: 'Weave now entering detonation phase!'
0:42:27 > 0:42:30I can't unseal the doors!
0:42:32 > 0:42:34The power line is gone!
0:42:37 > 0:42:42We've drained it. Doctor! Doctor! I can't get out!
0:42:43 > 0:42:47I can't open it.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49No sonic screwdriver.
0:42:49 > 0:42:53- It's inside the TARDIS. - And we can't get in, cos guess what?
0:42:53 > 0:42:55We stopped ourselves getting the key.
0:42:55 > 0:43:01- Oh, that was clever(!)- I just want to say, I'm so glad I saw you again.
0:43:01 > 0:43:03I waited all this time.
0:43:03 > 0:43:07And it was worth it. Every second.
0:43:07 > 0:43:11Funny thing is though, your funeral turns out to be ours instead.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13My funeral?
0:43:13 > 0:43:16Doctor, all of you, look after Luke for me, please!
0:43:16 > 0:43:18No, no, no, no. But listen. My funeral.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20Don't you see? It's my funeral!
0:43:20 > 0:43:23With a lead-lined coffin!
0:43:27 > 0:43:31- Yes! How much time have they got? - Big bang, ten seconds!- Come on.
0:43:31 > 0:43:3410, 9...
0:43:34 > 0:43:37COMPUTER: 'Total destruction imminent.'
0:43:37 > 0:43:39- ..7,6,5...- Hurry up, Gran!
0:43:39 > 0:43:42..4, 3...
0:43:42 > 0:43:44Wait for me!
0:43:44 > 0:43:47..2, 1...
0:43:47 > 0:43:49Nooooooo!
0:43:59 > 0:44:02COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING
0:44:02 > 0:44:04What do you mean, the Mona Lisa?
0:44:08 > 0:44:11Yum. Smells like roast chicken.
0:44:13 > 0:44:16Now then. Smith and Jones.
0:44:23 > 0:44:26The coffin was the trap. The coffin was the solution.
0:44:26 > 0:44:29That's so neat, I could write a thesis. Well, come on, then, you two.
0:44:29 > 0:44:31Out you get.
0:44:39 > 0:44:44MR SMITH: 'Attention! Temporal flux escalating in this vicinity!
0:44:47 > 0:44:49'The TARDIS has landed.'
0:44:51 > 0:44:53Woah!
0:44:53 > 0:44:54It's Bannerman Road!
0:44:54 > 0:44:56It's like everything moved.
0:44:56 > 0:44:58I'm never getting used to that.
0:44:58 > 0:45:02Mr Smith, you're in big trouble! Those Shansheeth were bad!
0:45:02 > 0:45:05'It transpires, Rani, that you encountered a rogue element,
0:45:05 > 0:45:09'and the Wide Wing of the High Shansheeth Nest sends apologies.'
0:45:09 > 0:45:12No way. On top of everything else, you've got a talking computer?
0:45:12 > 0:45:15That is it! I'm giving up!
0:45:15 > 0:45:18Still the same old TARDIS.
0:45:18 > 0:45:20It doesn't matter what's changed,
0:45:20 > 0:45:24it still smells the same.
0:45:27 > 0:45:32No! I've got to say goodbye, or else I'd stay with you forever.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35Besides, I probably couldn't keep up any more.
0:45:35 > 0:45:40Get you into trouble with the Time Lords.
0:45:40 > 0:45:44Yeah, I'd probably better go. You know me, stuff to do.
0:45:44 > 0:45:49It's daft, though, because we were both saying, we had this theory.
0:45:49 > 0:45:51That if you ever died,
0:45:51 > 0:45:53we'd feel it, somehow we'd just know.
0:45:55 > 0:45:57But that's just silly, isn't it?
0:45:59 > 0:46:01I don't know. Maybe not.
0:46:01 > 0:46:05Cos between you and me, if that day ever comes,
0:46:08 > 0:46:10I think the whole universe might just shiver.
0:46:12 > 0:46:13- Whoo!- Aaah!- Ha-ha!
0:46:21 > 0:46:25Oh, but you should see Japan. It's amazing. It's like 80% forest.
0:46:25 > 0:46:28It goes on as far as the eye can see. It's endless.
0:46:51 > 0:46:53It's exactly like you said!
0:46:53 > 0:46:56- You live over there, and you're... - Just down there, on the left.
0:46:56 > 0:46:59You save the world, then you just come home.
0:46:59 > 0:47:01Maybe you could do with a bit of that.
0:47:01 > 0:47:03See, we're fighting the Slitheen and the Trickster
0:47:03 > 0:47:06and you're fighting oil barons and factories,
0:47:06 > 0:47:08but at the end of the day, who's waiting for you?
0:47:08 > 0:47:12I think you should start another protest, mate.
0:47:12 > 0:47:14Except this time, at your mum and dad.
0:47:14 > 0:47:18Or they might find that relations with Santiago get decidedly 'Chile'.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22- Let's pretend I never said that. - That was horrific.
0:47:22 > 0:47:25- I'm ashamed of myself. - You're right, though.
0:47:25 > 0:47:29Yeah. I think it's time we made some changes.
0:47:30 > 0:47:32Oh, you.
0:47:34 > 0:47:39You're so beautiful and so gorgeous.
0:47:39 > 0:47:42And you, oh, you are so willowy!
0:47:42 > 0:47:44Yes, you are.
0:47:44 > 0:47:46Do you know, you are sensational.
0:47:47 > 0:47:53And you, you are so handsome, and we're so late. Come on!
0:47:53 > 0:47:56We're off to Norway by hovercraft. Should be fun.
0:47:56 > 0:47:57Easier said than done.
0:47:57 > 0:47:59Bye, everyone.
0:47:59 > 0:48:02Oh, Sarah Jane.
0:48:06 > 0:48:12- Find yourself a fellow!- Oh... - Hang on, wait a minute, glasses.
0:48:12 > 0:48:14Where did I leave my glasses?
0:48:14 > 0:48:17- What? Oh... - THEY LAUGH
0:48:17 > 0:48:19Head, naturally. Bye!
0:48:19 > 0:48:21- See you later.- See you, guys.
0:48:26 > 0:48:29Do you think there's lots of Jo Grants out there?
0:48:29 > 0:48:31You know, like, the Doctor's old companions?
0:48:31 > 0:48:36- I do a little search sometimes. - What do you Google? "TARDIS"?
0:48:36 > 0:48:38Hey, it works. Well, no, I can't be sure,
0:48:38 > 0:48:41but there's a woman called Tegan, in Australia,
0:48:41 > 0:48:43fighting for Aboriginal rights.
0:48:43 > 0:48:46There's a Ben and Polly, in India, running an orphanage there.
0:48:46 > 0:48:50There was Harry. Oh, I loved Harry. He was a doctor.
0:48:50 > 0:48:54He did such good work with vaccines, he saved thousands of lives.
0:48:54 > 0:48:56Oh, and there's a Dorothy something,
0:48:56 > 0:48:59she runs that company, A Charitable Earth.
0:48:59 > 0:49:00She's raised billions.
0:49:00 > 0:49:02And this couple in Cambridge,
0:49:02 > 0:49:05both professors, Ian and Barbara Chesterton.
0:49:05 > 0:49:11Rumour has it, they've never aged, not since the '60s. I wonder...
0:49:12 > 0:49:14That will be us, one day.
0:49:14 > 0:49:18Still out there, fighting.
0:49:18 > 0:49:21Echoes of the Doctor, all over the world.
0:49:21 > 0:49:23With friends like us,
0:49:23 > 0:49:26he's never going to die, is he?
0:49:34 > 0:49:37Hello? Hello?! What's happened?
0:49:37 > 0:49:39- Where's Sarah Jane? - Where's everybody?!
0:49:39 > 0:49:42- It's the whole world.- Everybody's gone!- What about Mr Smith?
0:49:42 > 0:49:45He's gone blank, like he's not even in there any more.
0:49:45 > 0:49:49What if it's just the two of us left in the whole wide world?
0:49:49 > 0:49:52There! What is that?
0:49:52 > 0:49:54It's on every screen!
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