0:00:02 > 0:00:0413 Bannerman Road is where Sarah Jane Smith lives.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07And it's home to things way beyond your imagination.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11There's an extra-terrestrial super computer in the wall,
0:00:11 > 0:00:14her son, a genetically engineered boy genius,
0:00:14 > 0:00:16a schoolgirl investigator across the road
0:00:16 > 0:00:19and a whole universe of adventure,
0:00:19 > 0:00:21right here on the doorstep.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30- Ready?- Always.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35The Doctor is dead. UNIT will take charge of the funeral,
0:00:35 > 0:00:37in conjunction with the Shansheeth.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- It's Jo Grant.- It's a long time since I've been called that.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44- Smelly getting closer. - No, no, no, no!- Closer and closer.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46It's Shansheeth! This whole thing's a trap!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50- Space...is...taken!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Gosh. That was different. Hello, everyone!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Who are you?- Doctor!
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Ah, the Claw Shansheeth of the 15th Funeral Fleet!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- I've been looking for you. - Rest in peace!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20MECHANICAL PULSING
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Sounds like a countdown.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- But I was on a planet... - No, no, never mind that - run!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Faster, faster, faster!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Come along, Smith!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53No, no, no, don't slow down!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Take me back!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59In! In! In! In! In!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02I'm sorry, is there a problem?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Sorry, I was...slamming it.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Right! Now we need to lock it. Come on, use the sonic lipstick.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Haven't you got the screwdriver?! - They took it.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Wow, they do sonic lipsticks now. - We're running out of time.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- I need you, Sarah, and you, Jo. - Need us for what?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Remember the old days when we'd go zooming off to faraway worlds?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28I'm getting space-sick!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31No, no, no, let's get you working properly.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Stop, stop, stop!- Where are we?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37The Wasteland of the Crimson Heart. PULSING STOPS
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Planet Earth's that way. Bit of a long walk. Sonic, please!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Wow!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Oh, so many years since I was on another planet.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Me too.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00I'm sorry, but can I help? Is there something wrong?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02She's on our side, isn't she?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Think about it. The Doctor's been avoiding her, but why?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Because someone inside UNIT had to fake the DNA results.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Colonel Karim. She's in league with the Shansheeth!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Not as daft as they look, for two batty old pensioners
0:03:15 > 0:03:17and a bunch of ASBO kids.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19How on earth did they summon the Doctor?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21They have powers unforeseen.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Right. First things first.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28We need to clear this place, seal it off and keep that lot trapped!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Do you see? We're slap-bang in the middle of the base.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33There's got to be a way of getting help.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34SIREN WAILS
0:03:34 > 0:03:36What's happening?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Karim's sealed off the entire Funeral Wing.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40We're trapped!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Hurry, hurry! Follow me!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Dispense with the coffin.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Prepare this room for the coalescence!
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Behold. The Memory Weave is ready.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Soon it will be active.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Deliver the women into our wings,
0:04:08 > 0:04:13and not even the Doctor will able to stop the crusade of the Shansheeth!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18There... And there...
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Did it hurt?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Nah.- I mean, the regeneration.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28That last body of yours.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Was he OK, in the end?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33It always hurts. And there.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- So how did you end up in this place? - The Shansheeth lured me.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Mighty old battlefield, just begging to be explored.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Cos I'm travelling with Amy now, and Rory. They got married,
0:04:46 > 0:04:50so I dropped them off at a honeymoon planet, which isn't what you'd think.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52It's not a planet FOR a honeymoon, it's a planet ON a honeymoon,
0:04:52 > 0:04:54it married an asteroid.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Then they nicked the Tardis.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58The Shansheeth, not Amy and, uh...
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Fortunately, I had all this wreckage,
0:05:00 > 0:05:03to build a space swapping doo-dah thingummy wotsit.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- So you've a married couple in the Tardis?- Mr and Mrs Pond!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I only left you because I got married.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Did you think I was stupid?
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Why do you say that?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Well, I was a bit dumb.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Still am, I suppose.
0:05:21 > 0:05:26Now what in the world would make you think that? Ever, ever, ever?
0:05:26 > 0:05:30We'd been travelling down the Amazon for months, and we reached a village
0:05:30 > 0:05:34in Cristalino, and it was the only place in thousands of miles
0:05:34 > 0:05:37that had a telephone, so I called you.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I just wanted to say hello.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41And they told me that you'd left,
0:05:41 > 0:05:47left UNIT, never came back. So I waited, and waited.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Because you said you'd see me again.
0:05:49 > 0:05:54You did, I asked you and you said yes, you promised.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58So I thought, oh, one day, I'd hear that sound.
0:05:58 > 0:06:04Deep in the jungle, I'd hear that funny wheezing noise,
0:06:04 > 0:06:09and a big blue box, right in the middle of the rainforest.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Cos he wouldn't just leave.
0:06:13 > 0:06:18Not forever. Not me.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- I've waited my whole silly life... - Oh, but you're an idiot.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Well, there we have it! - No, but don't you see?
0:06:28 > 0:06:32How could I ever find you? You've spent the past forty years
0:06:32 > 0:06:35living in huts, climbing up trees, tearing down barricades.
0:06:35 > 0:06:40You've done everything from flying kites on Kilimanjaro to sailing down
0:06:40 > 0:06:44the Yangtze in a tea chest. Not even the Tardis could pin you down!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Hold on, I did sail down the Yangtze in a tea chest! How did you know?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49And that family!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52All seven kids, twelve grandchildren, thirteenth on his way.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55He's dyslexic but that'll be fine, great swimmer.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57So you've been watching me?
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- All this time?- No.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Because you're right, I don't look back.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07I can't. But the last time I was dying, I looked back on all of you.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Every single one.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12And I was so proud.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21It really is you, isn't it?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Hello.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- BLOWS WHISTLE - Sorry, but we've got that lot back at home with the Shansheeth!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Yes! And I still need you, Jo.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Now, that bag of yours, I can smell blackcurrant. Is it buchu oil?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Hand-picked in Mozambique!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Oh, perfect! These circuits need connectivity.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Wonderful! Little tiddly drop...
0:07:43 > 0:07:46That's it! What a team!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Hurry, hurry, hurry! Come on!
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Hey, nice, you've got a little den. What's all the hurry for?
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Pizza, go cold.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58What? I thought you had a plan!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Shansheeth too scary! We hide!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03No, we've got to do something!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Yeah, but hiding's not bad, cos we've got to keep you safe, Clyde.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11See, whatever the Doctor's doing, he needs you for that body-switcheroo.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- Oh, great, great. Stuck in Groskeville.- Pizza good.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17I can't believe you get to do this all the time.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Like aliens and chases and stuff!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23You can talk, Santiago. You're off to Paraguay and Mount Everest.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Dude, you just zapped into another planet!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Yeah, that was pretty cool!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Yeah, we've been to parallel times, dream dimensions, limbo.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33And then we go home for tea!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Yeah, we see all this, then my mum's like,
0:08:36 > 0:08:38"What did you do today?" I'm like, "Not much."
0:08:38 > 0:08:43- Yeah - "Went to the library!" - "Played a bit of footie!" - "Stayed behind after Drama Club!"
0:08:43 > 0:08:47"Oh, yeah, and I fought off a platoon of Judoon in my spare time!"
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I've not seen my mum for six months now.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- How come? - She's in Japan, organising a rally.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57I mean, that's great, really good work.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01- Yeah, course.- Before, she was in Africa, finding shell-flower plants.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04My father's with the Gay Dads Organisation,
0:09:04 > 0:09:06hiking across Antarctica.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10We haven't all been together since about...February?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12When are you going to see them next?
0:09:12 > 0:09:17Soon. I don't know. Soon though.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- What's that? What's happening?! - Trapped!
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Excellent.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28We've got the Brady Bunch exactly where we need them.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Now to apply a little heat.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34COMPUTER: 'Internal vents to maximum.'
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Heating! Hot, hot, hot!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40They're trying to boil us!
0:09:40 > 0:09:45- And increasing... - The children are irrelevant.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Not to the Doctor, they're not.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Wherever he is, he'll be planning revenge. We need to divert him.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56It won't budge!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Come on, Groske, there's got to be a way out!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- No! We die like rotisserie! - Well, you can, but I'm not!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Sarah Jane?! Anyone?!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Doctor?! Where are you?!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11There! That should work.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15Intergalactic molecular streaming, with just a hint of blackcurrant.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17- But what'll happen to Clyde? - No, no, I've fixed it.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20All I needed was you two. Oil and sonic.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Now we can go back, and Clyde can stay where he is.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Hold tight!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Get us out of here!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Sarah Jane!
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Doctor!- Oops. Then again, maybe leaving Clyde
0:10:32 > 0:10:34in the same place wasn't such a good idea.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Look out, stand back.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Ah, ventilation shafts!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42That takes me back. Or even forwards.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Hurry up! We're getting boiled alive!
0:10:44 > 0:10:49- Hold on! We're coming! - Don't worry, Santiago, I'm here!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51You go first, you've got the sonic lip...
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Aaargh!
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Doctor!- Jo? Sarah?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- They're roasting us!- Let us out!
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Sarah?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Exactly as predicted.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Given the choice between saving the world, or saving the children,
0:11:18 > 0:11:20the Doctor goes the wrong way.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Oh, I didn't trust you, Colonel, from the moment I met you.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Like I care.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Frankly, I've never met anyone so staggeringly pious in all my life.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Now then.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37The chamber's sealed off.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40The Doctor would need half a ton of dynamite to get through that.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43The Tardis! I never thought I'd see it again.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45That's what this is all about.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47The Tardis, and you.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Place them in the Memory Weave.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02And...release.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Blimey. You really have changed faces, haven't you?
0:12:07 > 0:12:10I couldn't see you before, I was too busy swapping.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12- Oi, we're still cooking back here! - Where's my gran?!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Right, yes, sorry...
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Um, she's in danger, so, we'd better... Uh, can't turn round.
0:12:17 > 0:12:21- You'll have to shuffle backwards. - Oh, yes, OK. Thank you, Clyde.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Even your eyes are different.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29It's weird, cos I thought the eyes would stay the same.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Can you change colour or are you always white?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34No, I could be anything.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- And is there a limit? I mean, how many times can you change?- 507.- Oh.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45Well, come on then. Tell us! What exactly does a Memory Weave do?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Cos I warn you, darling, the memory's going at my age.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51You need remember only one thing.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- And what's that?- The Tardis key.
0:12:54 > 0:13:00The Weave takes the memory out of your head, and makes it real.
0:13:00 > 0:13:05This device can build a physical key out of your thoughts.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09And then, we will have access to the Tardis.
0:13:09 > 0:13:14The most miraculous machine in creation will be ours!
0:13:14 > 0:13:15No!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18MECHANICAL GROAN
0:13:18 > 0:13:19They've started.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24No, you can't!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Ow!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28We have seen so much of death.
0:13:28 > 0:13:33The Shansheeth have presided over infinite funerals.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37We see the pain and the suffering, again and again and again.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41But with the Tardis, we can stop this!
0:13:41 > 0:13:45We can intervene to prevent the loss of life, on a universal scale.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- You're going to stop death?! - It is a noble quest.
0:13:49 > 0:13:54To halt the endless, endless weeping.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56And change the whole of history!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59That's why creatures like you can't have time machines.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- Because you'll wreck the entire universe!- What did I say?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- Pious!- Oh, yeah?
0:14:04 > 0:14:08I'd rather be pious than vile.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12What do you get out of this, Colonel?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15A bigger horizon, Miss Smith.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17The Shansheeth can take me to the stars,
0:14:17 > 0:14:21because there is nothing left for me here on Earth.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24Not any more.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Accelerate the Weave!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Urgh! Aaaargh!
0:14:35 > 0:14:36They've sealed it off! Jo!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Sarah! Can you hear me?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41They want the key! They've got the Tardis, and a Memory Weave!
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Too late. Full activation!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Concentrate! Think of the key!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Try to find a way in!
0:14:53 > 0:14:55There's nothing. We need a bulldozer.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59I've got the original here. You can have it if you let them go!
0:14:59 > 0:15:02You let the Doctor inside this room and he will destroy us.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Keep going!- Think of the Tardis!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28The key. Remember the key!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Fight it! Try to think of something else!
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- I can't!- Neither can I!
0:15:34 > 0:15:37It's not shifting!
0:15:37 > 0:15:40The memories coalesce!
0:15:45 > 0:15:49The key! It takes shape.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53- Don't! Don't!- I can't...stop!
0:15:53 > 0:15:55What do we do, Doctor?! What do we do?!
0:15:55 > 0:16:01- Yes. Because... The Shansheeth are making them remember...- I know!
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- Then don't you see? - I don't see anything!
0:16:03 > 0:16:07We do the same. Opening comms. Sarah, Jo? Can you hear me?
0:16:07 > 0:16:11The key! It's almost ready!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Listen to me. Both of you. I want you to remember.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16We are doing! That's the trouble!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19No, no, no, no, no. I want you to remember everything.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Every single day with me. Every single second.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23What's he doing?
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Your memories are more powerful than anything else on this planet.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Just think of it, Sarah. Remember it, Jo. But properly!
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Properly! Give the Memory Weave everything. Every planet.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Every face. Every madman, every loss, every sunset,
0:16:36 > 0:16:40every scent, every terror, every joy.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Every Doctor.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Every me.- I remember!
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- No!- Memory Weave overloading!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56I remember!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03We need that key! What is happening?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- What's happening? - COMPUTER: 'Initial target lost.'
0:17:13 > 0:17:15The device is overloading!
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Too many memories!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- Too many! - Reverse it! Bring that key back!
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Come on, all of you, tell them, tell them!
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Think of us, Sarah Jane.
0:17:25 > 0:17:30Remember Maria and her dad, and all the stuff we did, like the Gorgon.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34And the clowns, and the zodiac! And the Mona Lisa!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36All of it. All of it!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Just think, Gran! All the countries you've been to!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Every country in the world.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59COMPUTER: 'Weave starting to self-destruct.'
0:17:59 > 0:18:05- It's blown a circuit! - I can't get out!- I've got you!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Now we're in trouble. The Weave's going to blow up
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- and we can't get them out.- What?!
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Can't escape! I need the key!
0:18:14 > 0:18:18COMPUTER: 'Weave now entering detonation phase!'
0:18:18 > 0:18:20I can't unseal the doors!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25The power line is gone!
0:18:28 > 0:18:33We've drained it. Doctor! Doctor! I can't get out!
0:18:34 > 0:18:37I can't open it.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39No sonic screwdriver.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43- It's inside the Tardis. - And we can't get in, cos guess what?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46We stopped ourselves getting the key.
0:18:46 > 0:18:52- Oh, that was clever(!)- I just want to say, I'm so glad I saw you again.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54I waited all this time.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57And it was worth it. Every second.
0:18:57 > 0:19:02Funny thing is though, your funeral turns out to be ours instead.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04My funeral?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Doctor, all of you, look after Luke for me, please!
0:19:06 > 0:19:09No, no, no, no. But listen. My funeral.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Don't you see? It's my funeral!
0:19:11 > 0:19:14With a lead-lined coffin!
0:19:17 > 0:19:22- Yes! How much time have they got? - Big bang, ten seconds!- Come on.
0:19:22 > 0:19:2410, 9...
0:19:24 > 0:19:27COMPUTER: 'Total destruction imminent.'
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- ..7,6,5...- Hurry up, Gran!
0:19:30 > 0:19:32..4, 3...
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Wait for me!
0:19:34 > 0:19:38..2, 1...
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Nooooooo!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING
0:19:53 > 0:19:55What do you mean, the Mona Lisa?
0:19:58 > 0:20:02Yum. Smells like roast chicken.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Now then. Smith and Jones.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16The coffin was the trap. The coffin was the solution.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20That's so neat, I could write a thesis. Well, come on, then, you two.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21Out you get.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34MR SMITH: 'Attention! Temporal flux escalating in this vicinity!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40'The Tardis has landed.'
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Woah!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45It's Bannerman Road!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47It's like everything moved.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49I'm never getting used to that.
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Mr Smith, you're in big trouble! Those Shansheeth were bad!
0:20:53 > 0:20:56'It transpires, Rani, that you encountered a rogue element,
0:20:56 > 0:20:59'and the Wide Wing of the High Shansheeth Nest sends apologies.'
0:20:59 > 0:21:03No way. On top of everything else, you've got a talking computer?
0:21:03 > 0:21:05That is it! I'm giving up!
0:21:05 > 0:21:09Still the same old Tardis.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11It doesn't matter what's changed,
0:21:11 > 0:21:15it still smells the same.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22No! I've got to say goodbye, or else I'd stay with you forever.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26Besides, I probably couldn't keep up any more.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Get you into trouble with the Time Lords.
0:21:30 > 0:21:35Yeah, I'd probably better go. You know me, stuff to do.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39It's daft, though, because we were both saying, we had this theory.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41That if you ever died,
0:21:41 > 0:21:44we'd feel it, somehow we'd just know.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48But that's just silly, isn't it?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52I don't know. Maybe not.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Cos between you and me, if that day ever comes,
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I think the whole universe might just shiver.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Whoo!- Aaah!- Ha-ha!
0:22:12 > 0:22:16Oh, but you should see Japan. It's amazing. It's like 80% forest.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19It goes on as far as the eye can see. It's endless.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44It's exactly like you said!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- You live over there, and you're... - Just down there, on the left.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49You save the world, then you just come home.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Maybe you could do with a bit of that.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54See, we're fighting the Slitheen and the Trickster
0:22:54 > 0:22:56and you're fighting oil barons and factories,
0:22:56 > 0:22:59but at the end of the day, who's waiting for you?
0:23:01 > 0:23:02I think you should start another protest, mate.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Except this time, at your mum and dad.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Or they might find that relations with Santiago get decidedly 'Chile'.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Let's pretend I never said that. - That was horrific.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- I'm ashamed of myself. - You're right, though.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Yeah. I think it's time we made some changes.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Oh, you.
0:23:24 > 0:23:30You're so beautiful and so gorgeous.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32And you, oh, you are so willowy!
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Yes, you are.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Do you know, you are sensational.
0:23:38 > 0:23:43And you, you are so handsome, and we're so late. Come on!
0:23:43 > 0:23:47We're off to Norway by hovercraft. Should be fun.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Easier said than done.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Bye, everyone.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Oh, Sarah Jane.
0:23:57 > 0:24:03- Find yourself a fellow!- Oh... - Hang on, wait a minute, glasses.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Where did I leave my glasses?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08What? Oh...
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Head, naturally. Bye.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- See you later.- See you, guys.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19Do you think there's lots of Jo Grants out there?
0:24:19 > 0:24:22You know, like the Doctor's old companions?
0:24:22 > 0:24:26- I do a little search sometimes. - What do you google? "Tardis"?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Hey, it works. Well, no, I can't be sure,
0:24:28 > 0:24:31but there's a woman called Tegan, in Australia,
0:24:31 > 0:24:33fighting for Aboriginal rights.
0:24:33 > 0:24:37There's a Ben and Polly, in India, running an orphanage there.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41There was Harry. Oh, I loved Harry. He was a doctor.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45He did such good work with vaccines, he saved thousands of lives.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Oh, and there's a Dorothy something,
0:24:47 > 0:24:50she runs that company, A Charitable Earth.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51She's raised billions.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53And this couple in Cambridge,
0:24:53 > 0:24:56both professors, Ian and Barbara Chesterton.
0:24:56 > 0:25:02Rumour has it, they've never aged, not since the '60s. I wonder.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05That will be us, one day.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Still out there, fighting.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Echoes of the Doctor, all over the world.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14With friends like us,
0:25:14 > 0:25:16he's never going to die, is he?
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Hello? Hello?! What's happened?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Where's Sarah Jane? - Where's everybody?!
0:25:30 > 0:25:33- It's the whole world.- Everybody's gone!- What about Mr Smith?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35He's gone blank, like he's not even in there any more.
0:25:35 > 0:25:40What if it's just the two of us left in the whole wide world?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43There! What is that?
0:25:43 > 0:25:44It's on every screen!
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