0:00:02 > 0:00:0713 Bannerman Road is where Sarah Jane Smith lives. It's home to things way beyond your imagination.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13There's an extraterrestrial supercomputer in the wall,
0:00:13 > 0:00:16her son, a genetically-engineered boy genius.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19A schoolgirl investigator across the road,
0:00:19 > 0:00:21her adopted daughter from another world,
0:00:21 > 0:00:25and a whole universe of adventure right here on the doorstep.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45- Ready?- Always.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51BELL TINGS
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Hi, I'm Joseph Serf.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57I'm here to introduce the SerfBoard, from Serf Systems.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00The world's newest and best portable computer.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05The 15th at 5pm, put it in your diary.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09The day the SerfBoard arrives and the revolution begins.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Billions of dollars of research and development...
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Where's my billion dollars, Mr Serf?
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Excuse me, did I say device? I mean friend.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26From the 15th, the world will have another question to ask...
0:01:26 > 0:01:28STRANGE GIBBERING
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Hello?
0:01:31 > 0:01:33GIGGLING
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Hello?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45BANGING
0:01:45 > 0:01:46LIFT BELL RINGS
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Idiot!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54GIBBERING
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Ah!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Do you want to see tomorrow today?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Morning, Sky.- Well, I think I've got everything he wants.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25"Oh, it doesn't matter, Mum." He says and then, when he turns up,
0:02:25 > 0:02:28straight to the fridge and "Why haven't we got bacon?"
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Let him starve. When I went up to Oxford, the cupboards were bare.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Are you all right, Sky? - Just a little nervous.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40I'm meeting Luke face-to-face, not just on the screen.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44You couldn't have a better brother.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Right.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Yeah.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Not my room anymore.
0:03:03 > 0:03:07- Luke! Oh, welcome home!- Hi, Mum.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14- Hi, Clani. Don't call us that.- Clani? Who's Clani?- Clyde, Rani - Clani.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- It's meant to be funny. - You can't keep away.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Luke, meet Sky. In person.- Sky.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Hi. Hi, Sky.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27You're taller than you look on webcam.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Yes. Yes, I am.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Sorry, I just went in your room. Forgot it wasn't mine anymore.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37- It's the best room and you don't live here anymore.- It's fine.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39It's really fine.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Hey! Finally, face-to-face.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47It's the clash of the nerds.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Sky, behold my greatest success.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Frankenbane's monster, now a normal human student,
0:03:52 > 0:03:56living off Pot Noodles and rising at 12 sharp
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- to watch Loose Women. - Yeah, shut up.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03- Sky, I really hope we can be friends. - Of course we'll be friends.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06I suppose we're sort of brother and sister.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Tea?- Yeah.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Oh, I had to leave K-9 back at uni. But look,
0:04:13 > 0:04:16I made this.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- Dog whistle, cos you never know. - What's he doing up there?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24He's backing up the Bodleian Library, the whole lot.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- He wouldn't come back with me. - Oh, good...ness me.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- What a terrible shame(!) - Oi, Mr Smith. Don't be nasty.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34We could always swap you for another computer, like the SerfBoard.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- I hardly think- that- would be a good exchange.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39It's the launch this afternoon, at 5.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44'..affordable device. Excuse me, did I say device?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- 'I mean...'- Nobody knows what it does when you switch it on.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49The rumours say everything.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52There's a rehearsal this morning. Just three of the country's
0:04:52 > 0:04:55very top journalists have been invited to watch.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Do you know any of them? Could you blag us in?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Er, I said just the top journalists have been invited.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Yeah, so what if we swap a ticket?
0:05:04 > 0:05:09I mean me. Me! What do you think pays for all this?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Taking in washing?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Sorry, I just didn't think it was your kind of a story.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Yeah, almost good enough, Rani. - I am not going to miss that!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Who said you're going to miss it? Homecoming treat.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- I'm not missing it either. - You can come too, Sky.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25And?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Oh, I'm sorry. That's all I could manage.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31I shouldn't really be taking anyone. Highly unprofessional.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33So unfair.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36Sorry, Clani. Family outing.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Basically, we blab anything about the SerfBoard before the actual release,
0:05:42 > 0:05:44and they'll sue us to death.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- But what if I disagree with the terms and conditions?- They're fine.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52- Just sign.- Believe me, if he says they're fine, they're fine.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Whatever you say.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Sarah Jane Smith!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Let me drink you in, as lovely as ever!
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Oh, Luke, Sky? Lionel Carson.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- An old, old fried.- I could have been so much more. Now I am a ruin.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12You remain a paragon.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Lionel was my editor when I first started on the nationals,
0:06:15 > 0:06:20- then he moved on to food and wine. - Why are you covering the SerfBoard?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23I pulled rank to impress my grandchildren.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I've met the great Mr Serf.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29I leave the technical stuff to you young people.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I can't abide computers.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Nothing wrong with a typewriter, says I.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- What's a typewriter?- Goodness me!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Make me feel even more old-fashioned, why don't you?
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Oh, you were already old-fashioned when I was new-fangled.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44My son and my daughter.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Sorry to keep you waiting. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54I'm John Harrison. Serf Systems public relations.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58The rehearsal's about to begin, so if you'd like to follow me up.
0:06:58 > 0:07:03Well, that's us. Would you care to accompany me,
0:07:03 > 0:07:06oh radiant one, in memory of what might have been?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Oh, go on then!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11LOW THRUMMING
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Luke, can you feel that? - Feel what?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Like electricity building up.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- It's strong. - Probably just a storm on the way.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24No, this is different. Strange.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29And I shall say, "Please say hi to Joseph Serf."
0:07:29 > 0:07:31And cue Mr Serf.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41- Not half bad in the flesh. - He's like you, Sarah Jane.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43He's got charisma.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Thank you, John. Then I'll say, "Pleased to meet you."
0:07:46 > 0:07:48And then I'll do this.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Woah, who's that beautiful guy?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Yes, very good, sir. Very spontaneous.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- What next?- You stand there, sir,
0:07:58 > 0:08:02and your close-ups will be in camera three.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- Is the teleprompter in the right position?- Yeah, it looks good to me.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- And then straight into the spiel? - Straight into the spiel.
0:08:11 > 0:08:17The SerfBoard will revolutionise the way we work, the way we play.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Every home should have one. Soon, every home will have one.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23That's perfect, sir.
0:08:24 > 0:08:29And then the attendees will each be given a SerfBoard, like so.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34The SerfBoard. Take it home,
0:08:34 > 0:08:36press go, play and learn.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42It's a phenomenon and you're going to love it.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- You're going to love it. - "Why wait?" Is my motto.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Download, browse, photos, books, anything.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51You're going to love it.
0:08:52 > 0:08:57It's the future. It's tomorrow. And you love it.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01You want one, you need one.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Everybody wants one, Everybody's got to get one.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Did you see that?- Yeah.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- That's impossible.- Er, excuse me?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Can we have a little bit of hush, please?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- But, Sarah Jane...- Quiet, Sky.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- But you did see that? - Yes, but no-one else did.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24It's tomorrow and you love it.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30It's so easy to use. He was right.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32It's revolution, it's beautiful.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- I love it.- Well, it must be good to impress you.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38I never saw the point of computers,
0:09:38 > 0:09:41but this is so easy to use.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- I'll see you at the launch.- Bye.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48Oh, look what you've got! Hurrah for Mum!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Hurrah...for Mum.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Something weird happened in there, to Mr Serf.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- What are you talking about? - Mum, he glitched.- He what?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Just for a moment, he flickered.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Right, back home. We need to check this out.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04What if I stay, look for more glitches?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07There could be others like Serf, whatever he is.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- Good idea. Where to start?- Oh, no.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13- Luke is old enough to look after himself.- And I'm not?
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- No, you're not. Sorry. - You be careful.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Come on, Sky. Home.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Right. Let's have look at you, my beauty.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27No, Clyde. Wait. We should check it out first.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Only Luke and me saw it happen.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Well, Luke's got superior senses
0:10:31 > 0:10:35and Sky's sensitive to electrical fluctuations, however tiny.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Mr Smith, tap into the digital database. The rehearsal was recorded,
0:10:38 > 0:10:42so somebody at Serf must have sent the movie file. Get us a copy.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46That may take some considerable time, Sarah Jane. Here you are.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Hey! You're doing that on purpose now.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54It was when Serf was saying everybody will want a SerfBoard.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59'Everybody wants one. Everybody's got one...'
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Freeze it between frame 4:34:21 and 23.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- There's nothing there. You imagined it.- I did not!
0:11:11 > 0:11:16- Roll back a tenth of a frame, Mr Smith.- Time flexing applied.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22- That's impossible.- Enhancing.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25That's not the recording, that's him. The picture didn't move.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27That's what I've been telling you.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31I'm getting just a bit suspicious and preparing to say the A-word.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- What A-word?- Aliens.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Mr Smith, give us all you've got on Joseph Serf. What is he?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Joseph Samuel Serf.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Born Dayton, Ohio, 25th May 1972.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Graduated Harvard 1993.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Founded Serf Systems, then completely disappeared from public view
0:11:50 > 0:11:54after a near fatal skiing accident
0:11:54 > 0:11:56in Val d'Isere in 2007.
0:11:56 > 0:12:01Following this, he became famously reclusive. No interviews or pictures.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03The only images available after this date
0:12:03 > 0:12:06are these publicity photographs.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Look. In all these photographs,
0:12:09 > 0:12:13he never once holds anything He never touches anybody.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- So what, he's a hologram? - No, more than that.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20He walks, talks, interacts with people. He's amazing.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22This technology, it's fantastic.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25But he sits down, he gets into cars.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28It's like a photo, you can fold it up and move it around.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Oi-oi, who's that guy that's always right next to him? Who's he?
0:12:32 > 0:12:36John Harrison. PR for Serf Systems.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40The skiing accident. The real Serf died. He was replaced.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44And shortly afterwards, Serf Systems began the development of the SerfBoard.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Oh, wait. Lionel.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49He hates computers.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52The moment he switched that on, he raved about it.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54What if it's got some sort of hypnotic power?
0:12:54 > 0:12:59Well, they replaced Serf and took over his company. But why?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- What's this all for? - And today's the launch.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04A SerfBoard in every home. You can count me out.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Mr Smith, deep scan.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Full spectrum analysis. Let's see what Luke finds out.
0:13:11 > 0:13:16While we wait, I want an interview with Mr Serf.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- But he doesn't give interviews. - Watch and learn, Rani.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Mr Serf does not give interviews, Miss Smith.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Oh, but the SerfBoard is just amazing.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32I have to do a personal follow-up with Mr Serf.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34You are invited to the launch later.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Oh, what if I could just speak to Mr Serf?
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Just to tell him there are no glitches.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Go on, Miss Smith.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Well, Mr Serf seems so warm, so real, so...natural.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51I'm sure my readers would like to get to know
0:13:51 > 0:13:53such a genuine human being.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Well, that's different, Miss Smith. Please come right over.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59That's marvellous. I'll see you soon.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04- One of the country's top journalists.- Wow, Sarah Jane.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08- Just wow.- Isn't it a bit dangerous though? They know you know.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Oh, I know they know I know. That's the only way to get in.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16And they know you know they know you know.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Sometimes, that's best. I need to bring Serf Systems into the open.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Find out what they're planning.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25And you need me. I saw the glitch and I might see something else.
0:14:25 > 0:14:30- What, another family outing? - Yeah, OK. No, no, you wait here.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Find out what Mr Smith makes of that. Come on, let's go.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41What's up?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Oh, it's daft, but I feel like it's watching us.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- How's the spying?- I checked the car park, the reception,
0:14:50 > 0:14:53got a coffee from the machine, but nothing. No glitching, nothing weird.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55It's time for your interview.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59OK. Meet you both back here in half an hour.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Miss Smith, I hear you're a fan of the Board.
0:15:05 > 0:15:12- I certainly am, Mr Serf. Call me Sarah Jane.- Joseph.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- I'm sorry. I can't shake your hand. - Oh, really?
0:15:17 > 0:15:22- Why ever not?- Mr Serf suffers from an acute peanut allergy.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24I haven't been eating nuts.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26But you might have been in a nutty environment.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Can't be too careful.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Oh, I'm so sorry. How very convenient.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Of course, I mean inconvenient.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Does Mr Harrison need to be here, Joseph?
0:15:37 > 0:15:42Erm, actually, I'd prefer to stay.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45After all, I'd hate there to be any more glitches.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Oh, with you around, Mr Harrison,
0:15:48 > 0:15:50I'm sure everything will run like clockwork.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53I pride myself I can deal with any old spanners
0:15:53 > 0:15:56that get into those works.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Erm, before we start, could I get something to drink?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01I'm parched.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Certainly, Miss Smith. Tea, coffee, anthrax?
0:16:05 > 0:16:06- What was that?- Nothing.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09HE LAUGHS
0:16:10 > 0:16:13No, I'll just have water, please.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Nice, clear water
0:16:16 > 0:16:20- that I can see right through. - Coming right up.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Wouldn't you like some, Joseph? It's hot in here.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27I'm fine, thank you. Now, let's talk about the SerfBoard.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Yes, let's.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33MR SMITH: Deep scan complete.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Ooh, tell us the worst.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39The SerfBoard is a standard, low specification laptop computer.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- And?- That is all.- Well, it can't be.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44The hologram, the big launch tonight.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46- One in every home.- Hold on.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55(What if it's got him?)
0:16:55 > 0:17:00I can hear you, Clyde, and no, it hasn't got me.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03It's not the first time you've said something was OK
0:17:03 > 0:17:05and it turned out to be deadly.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Eh, leave it alone!
0:17:07 > 0:17:11- We wait for the others to get back. - But there's not much time.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14How are you going to feel when everyone's going,
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- "Serve the computer".- Clyde.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- No. - Oh, come on, the clock's ticking.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Let's switch it on, see what it does. - OK, but we do it my way.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26We take precautions.
0:17:26 > 0:17:31The implication for global communications...
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Ooh, butter fingers!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Would you mind picking that up for me, Joseph?
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Oh, please, Miss Smith.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Do use mine.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49An electrical surge?
0:17:49 > 0:17:53No, it feels strange. Coming from down below.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57We'll tell Mum when she gets back.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Let's take a look.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Come on, it's what you always do.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05- I'll go. You go back to the car. - Not a chance.- Sky!
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Going down.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- How's the liking each other thing going now?- I'll let you know.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17COMPUTER PLAYS A TUNE
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Hey, it was my idea! - Yeah, but it needs a delicate touch.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Well, I'm delicate. In a very manly way.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30I've got artists fingers.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33SHE LAUGHS
0:18:33 > 0:18:37Just like the old days. You and me. Having a laugh.
0:18:37 > 0:18:42- Yeah, I meant to say, all that stuff with Ellie...- It's OK.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Right, let's do this.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50COMPUTER PLAYS A TUNE
0:18:58 > 0:19:00SCREECHING
0:19:00 > 0:19:03OK, I can't sense the electrical surge,
0:19:03 > 0:19:04but I can hear that.
0:19:04 > 0:19:08- Coming from further down. - But this is the bottom floor.
0:19:08 > 0:19:13Unless there's an override command. I can reverse the code.
0:19:17 > 0:19:18LIFT BEEPS
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Knew it.
0:19:24 > 0:19:30- There's nothing. Really, nothing. I'm going to take these off.- Careful!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35In fact, it's more than a bit rubbish.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38It's bog standard. What's so special about this?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41It's not the Board itself. That's normal.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- It looks cool, that's all. - What did I tell you?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Then, what is going on?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Down here.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24SCREECHING
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Whatever it is, it's through there.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37- It is the functionality... - That's Mum.
0:20:37 > 0:20:42I mean, you've revolutionised the entire company.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Our team of specialists made improving the functionality
0:20:45 > 0:20:47their number one priority.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50So, you must have been amazed, Joseph,
0:20:50 > 0:20:54when you got your hand on the keyboard for the first time.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57I mean, to see your dreams made into a solid reality.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I'd love to tell my readers how that felt.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02From your unique point of view.
0:21:02 > 0:21:06It was a great moment. I always had faith in my tech guys.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Keep up! Keep up!
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Well, ideas can be so intangible, can't they?
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Oh, dear, what am I saying?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33That's OK, Miss Smith.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Smile!
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Joseph, are you all right?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Keep up! Keep up!
0:21:49 > 0:21:53Oh! Keep up, keep up!
0:21:54 > 0:21:58We all say thongs we don't moan.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Spelling! Spelling!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Forgove me. Things we don't mean.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Keep trying and smile again!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Thoughtful smile, not sexy smile!
0:22:26 > 0:22:30- It's incredible. - They're controlling him.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Everything he says and does, it's them.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42What else do you want to know?
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Ooh!
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Emergency stand!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Steady on, bum!
0:22:50 > 0:22:55And one, two, three and up!
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Quick, fabric!
0:23:04 > 0:23:06I'm so sorry.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09What a clumsy clot you are, Miss Smith.
0:23:09 > 0:23:14One of our country's most famously shrewd journalists
0:23:14 > 0:23:18is apparently such a loveable scatterbrain.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Well, Miss Moss...
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Miss Smith, what else do you want to know?
0:23:26 > 0:23:32- I just hope I can stop embarrassing myself for a start.- Hypno to ten.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Hypno power to ten! Hypno power to ten!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37She must trust! She must trust!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45You love the SerfBoard, Sarah Jane.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49It's the most amazing computer you've ever seen.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Stronger, hypno! Stronger, hypno!
0:23:55 > 0:24:00And I am the most amazing man you've ever seen.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Yes, yes, you're such a handsome man, Mr Serf.
0:24:06 > 0:24:10But I'm an old hand at hypnotism and when it comes to men,
0:24:10 > 0:24:13I actually prefer something I can grab hold of.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14Got you!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Failure! Legs failed!
0:24:17 > 0:24:21Failed! Stand down. Await orders.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26This is alien technology.
0:24:28 > 0:24:32And it's pretty erratic.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Alien technology?
0:24:34 > 0:24:38You mean, something that's not made on this planet. Like this?
0:24:42 > 0:24:48- One false move, Miss Smith, and you are dead.- Mum! No!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Intruders!
0:25:02 > 0:25:04- You!- Please, let her go!
0:25:04 > 0:25:08She's my sister. She's just a child, please!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10You! You!
0:25:13 > 0:25:15- Sky, get out of there! - They're going to kill us!
0:25:15 > 0:25:18ALARM SOUNDS
0:25:18 > 0:25:22We're in! Trevor and Janet Sharpe.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Escaped? Well, then, find her.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30The cavalry's coming and it's me and the missus.
0:25:30 > 0:25:34This time, you are working for your lives.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36You've got to work Serf.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39No!
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