0:00:03 > 0:00:08# You've been found guilty of a howling showbiz crime
0:00:08 > 0:00:12# So welcome to the Slammer, where you're gonna serve your time
0:00:12 > 0:00:17# With every type of minstrel, entertainer, and artiste
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# Performing to the limit to try and get released
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# So go fetch the audience Bring them to the Slammer
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# And polish up your act with a bit of glitz and glamour
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Your fate is in their hands So make them cheer and clamour
0:00:34 > 0:00:39# It's the only way you'll ever leave the Slammer
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# It's the only way you'll ever leave the Slammer #
0:00:44 > 0:00:49I remember. I was sharing a dressing room with Charlie Cheese.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52"A smile, a song, and a cheesy wheeze."
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Poor Charlie. Nibbled to death by his own mice.- Ahem!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Sir, we have been standing here for 47 minutes.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03I was wondering when you'd start the meeting.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Ah, yes. Now, as you know, today is a very important day.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Not only is it Freedom Show Day,
0:01:09 > 0:01:13but I am being interviewed for a very serious political programme.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I'm going on the telly! Wahoo!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19It's very important that nothing goes wrong.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20ATCHOO! Oh...
0:01:20 > 0:01:21PARP!
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Oooh...
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Which brings me to my second point.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Some joker has been swapping things around in the Slammer.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33For example, last night, I left my desk tidy, as usual. Now look...
0:01:34 > 0:01:36It's a Wendy house.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Thompson's underpants have been switched with a colander...
0:01:40 > 0:01:45And Mulhern's pack of cards have been swapped with jam sandwiches!
0:01:45 > 0:01:49I'm on the Freedom Show. I don't need this!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Flawless are on the show, as well.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Brilliant.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00We're also giving Showaddywaddy the chance to earn their freedom.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04# Pretty little angel eyes #
0:02:04 > 0:02:09If Madame Hui Ling Zhu ever finds her shoes, she's on the show as well.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12I can't afford this nonsense on Freedom Show Day,
0:02:12 > 0:02:16especially when I'm being interviewed on the telly. Dismissed.
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Stop shifting around, you're getting in my light, you great spoon.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Cos it's all about you, you banana-faced drongo!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Rude...monkey.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- What are you looking for?
0:02:35 > 0:02:39My toothbrush. I'm sure I put it here yesterday, but...
0:02:39 > 0:02:42This morning, all that was there was this.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Strange. Things keep turning up in the weirdest places.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Sorry, Melv, I don't know where your toothbrush is.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55I would help, but I'm really tired.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01If another thing gets swapped, the Governor will not be happy.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05Rise and shine, my little talentless twerps.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Get out of bed, don't you know we've got the press in today?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12That's the trouble with you showbiz types, lad.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14You're all LAZY!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Melvin, I'm glad you're in.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20He's always here, this is a prison.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22You need help, you.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23I need your help.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- Oh, yeah!- Someone in the prison keeps swapping stuff around.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31This morning, I put my hand in my pocket to get my keys,
0:03:31 > 0:03:33and all I found was this!
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Uncle Governor's going to be so angry when he finds out!
0:03:37 > 0:03:41No worries. This mystery mover is annoying me, too.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I'm gonna find out who it is.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47PARP!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52And then, Sir Elton John said to me,
0:03:52 > 0:03:57"Guv, with a talent like yours, you should be in the prison service."
0:03:57 > 0:03:58And here I am.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01What do you think, Showaddywaddy?
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Doh!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Who swapped my braces for spaghetti? - Ah!
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- What next?!- Ah. This scoundrel has gone too far, sir.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14He's swapped my truncheon with this!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17My cap's been replaced with pink knickers!
0:04:17 > 0:04:21What can we do? The journalist will be here soon,
0:04:21 > 0:04:24and the mystery mover's still at large!
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- There is a way of ensuring nothing else goes wrong.- Go on!
0:04:28 > 0:04:32We send 'em all to bed. We put all the prisoners to bed, sir.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36While they're asleep, they can't get up to mischief.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Brilliant. See to it at once. - Right you are.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43PHONE RINGS
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Hello?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Oh....
0:04:48 > 0:04:50All lights out, you horrible lot.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55You only behave when you're asleep, so get your heads down.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56I'm up for a sleep.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00I don't know why, but for the last few days I've been feeling tired.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- Goodnight, Showaddywaddy. - Goodnight, Mr Spam.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Goodnight, Pete.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Goodnight, Melv.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Goodnight, Charlie.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Goodnight, Ted Astaire.
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Goodnight, Titch.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Goodnight, gang.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Goodnight, Ted Astaire.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Goodnight, Charlie.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- Goodnight, Titch.- Goodnight!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- Shut up, man!- Shut up, yourself!- Yes!
0:05:35 > 0:05:40Can't a man say goodnight to his friends? Is it wrong? Is it wrong?
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Be quiet, Ted Astaire.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45I've never heard the like! What are you shaking me about for?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Just go to sleep! Shush!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Honestly!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55SNORING
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Right!
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Nightie-nightie, it's swapsie time!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Come on, Wee Willie Winkie.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Come on.
0:06:28 > 0:06:33Swapsie, swapsie, a toilet brush for a wand. Come on, come on.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Go on. Up the stairs. That's the fella.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Come on.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47They'll never suspect me! One, I'm a monkey...
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Two, I'm a puppet, and three...
0:06:50 > 0:06:53I'm not real! Swapsie, swapsie...
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Come on, get in there, that's right. Come on, don't be shy.
0:07:01 > 0:07:07Ugh! Now, for the governor's office! Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! Here we go!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11BANGING AND CRASHING
0:07:15 > 0:07:21Now for the big one. Swapping the guv's bow tie for a trout. Heh-heh!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Wake up!- Mum, I can snooze for five minutes.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I was having a dream about custard.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30What am I doing in the corridor?
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- No time to explain. Let's get back to bed.- What?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Out of bed during nap time?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Highly suspicious! Time to see the Governor.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Yes. I am the Governor. I am the Governor...
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Oh, Mr Burgess. What's the meaning of this?
0:07:49 > 0:07:52These two want to tell you about the mover.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Yes? Come on then, spit it out!
0:07:54 > 0:07:58- You heard the governor. - Yeah, who is it, Melv?- Er...
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Come on, we haven't got all day.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Dermot Murnaghan, here to interview the Governor.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07- Oh, yes.- Now, tell me, what shall I call you?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Call me Geraldo. - Is that your name?
0:08:10 > 0:08:14- No, I just like it. - OK...Geraldo, just relax.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- Be yourself. Are we all set? - And 3, 2, 1...action!
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Dermot Murnaghan, reporting for The 10 Past Three Show.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Governor, do you like your job?
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- Yes...- Thank you. Right.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Oooh! Was that it? Well, that seemed to go very well.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Like I always say, practice makes perfect!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39You were about to say something.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Um...yes, sir.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42WHOOO! Look at the time!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Oh! You're right! How do I look?
0:08:45 > 0:08:45Divine!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Thank you very much.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50It's showtime!
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Oh, yes!
0:08:53 > 0:08:57'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HM Slammer,
0:08:57 > 0:09:02'where you decide which prisoner is to be released.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04'Now, please welcome your host,
0:09:04 > 0:09:09presenting a glittery fusion of variety show and penal institution,
0:09:09 > 0:09:10'it's the Governor!'
0:09:10 > 0:09:13AUDIENCE CHEER
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Who's the governor? - You are the governor!
0:09:33 > 0:09:39You're going to decide who's going to walk free from the Slammer this week.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Will it be one of these acts?
0:09:40 > 0:09:46- We've got Stephen Mulhern, marvellous magician!- Whoooooo!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50We've got a band that have got the biggest name in showbusiness -
0:09:50 > 0:09:53- literally - it's Showaddywaddy! - Whoooooo!
0:09:53 > 0:09:58And we've got a mysterious foot juggler called Hui Ling Zhu.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59- Whoo!- Whoooooo!
0:09:59 > 0:10:03But now, please welcome our first act.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04They're dancers.
0:10:04 > 0:10:10They're serving five years for doing their own version of Dirty Dancing.
0:10:10 > 0:10:15Make some noise, please, for the fabulous Flawless!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- What's the situation? - # Absolutely flawless! #
0:11:21 > 0:11:23# She's freaky and she knows it
0:11:25 > 0:11:27# She's freaky but I like it #
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Whoooooo!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11AUDIENCE CHEER
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Let's give them a big hand, ladies and gentlemen!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:13:20 > 0:13:24I taught Flawless everything they know.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29I'm a breakdancer. Think I broke my ankle.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31What did you think of them? Burgess!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34I liked the one in the white suit. And you?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36They were beautiful.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Would you like to take one of those gentlemen home, miss?
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Did you like them?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Nah, boring.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47How can you say that?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50There was so much energy. What makes you excited?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Only the flip. - You liked that, did you?- Yeah.
0:13:53 > 0:13:58- Are they gonna be released from the Slammer?- No, not for me.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- Ooh...- What about you, sir?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02What did you think of Flawless?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05They were exciting, fabulous and amazing.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Could you think of a word beginning with X to describe them?
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- Xedigous. Ha ha! - Xedigous! Xedigous, sir!
0:14:13 > 0:14:17On to our next performing prisoner. He's a magician.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20He's serving seven years in the Slammer,
0:14:20 > 0:14:22for pulling rabbits out of a hat.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Sharon Osbourne was still wearing it.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Ladies and gentlemen, give a great big hand
0:14:28 > 0:14:31for the magical mystique of Stephen Mulhern!
0:14:31 > 0:14:35APPLAUSE AND CHEERS
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Yes, I am Stephen.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40I love doing magic.
0:14:40 > 0:14:45Now, here's the deal. The louder you cheer, the better tricks you'll see.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47If that's OK, give me a yeah!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- YEAH!- Fantastic!
0:14:49 > 0:14:53What an audience they are! OK, here we go.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Here's the first trick. Watch.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Yay!- You are brilliant!
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Now, the great thing is, at this time, in the Slammer,
0:15:04 > 0:15:05I have to be in the gym.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Not today, cos I am doing a show for you.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12- Which is very, very... - That's not strictly true.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14What do you mean?
0:15:14 > 0:15:19We've created a device that will get you fit...but it's magic, as well.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- They're the Crow Twins, Veggie and Vonnie.- All right?
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Now, they do magic with me, and they do some cool tricks.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30What are you going to do?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Bro - get the machine.
0:15:33 > 0:15:38They come up with these inventions, and...oh, hang on. What is this?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40I'm not getting in there!
0:15:40 > 0:15:44This will get you fit in a few magical moments.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- Shall I get in there?- YEAH!
0:15:46 > 0:15:50OK. All right, OK. I hope this isn't going to hurt.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Here we go.- You'll be fine.
0:15:54 > 0:15:59- Right, stick your big head through there.- My big head?
0:15:59 > 0:16:03- And stick your little magical fingers through there...- OK.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- And we'll get you fit.- OK.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08First, limber you up...
0:16:08 > 0:16:08Oooh!
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- Nice.- Oooh!
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Very nice.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Oooh!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Oh, he's stuck.
0:16:18 > 0:16:18Aaaaaghhh!
0:16:20 > 0:16:23You know what, bro? I like the way he moves.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- # I like the way you move... # - Ooooh!
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Aaaagh!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Oooooh! Aaaaghh!
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Oooh! Oooh! Please! Aaaagh!
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Ohhh...
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Ohhh...
0:16:40 > 0:16:45Aaagh! Stop it! Aaagh!
0:16:45 > 0:16:48# I like the way you move. #
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Get the legs.- The what?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Not the legs!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58No! Aaaagh! Aaaagh!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Give them a big cheer, guys!
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Take him off, and the Crow Twins, as well.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Give them a round of applause.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15They look like dodgy customers.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Big cheer for them, hooray!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22What did you think of Stephen Mulhern?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Did you think he was magic?
0:17:24 > 0:17:28He was...all right, but he wasn't that good.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- What about the men in pants? - Put some trousers on!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33My thoughts exactly, miss.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Stephen Mulhern and the Crow Twins. What did you think?
0:17:37 > 0:17:42I thought he was astonishing, magnificent, he got 100% from me.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Could you sum that act up in one word?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47He was cool.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Cool! Cool, sir.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Right! Who's the governor?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52You're the governor!
0:17:52 > 0:17:56We've seen two prisoners, onto our third act.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00This band are doing 10 years in the Slammer, a long sentence.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04With a name like Showaddywaddy, every sentence is long.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the fabulous Showaddywaddy!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13# Pretty little angel eyes
0:18:13 > 0:18:15# Pretty little angel eyes
0:18:15 > 0:18:20# Pretty little angel, pretty little angel, pretty little angel
0:18:20 > 0:18:24# Oooh, oooh oooh oooh oooh, wa wa wa wa
0:18:24 > 0:18:26# Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
0:18:26 > 0:18:29# Pretty little angel eyes
0:18:29 > 0:18:33# Angel eyes, I really love you so
0:18:33 > 0:18:38# Angel eyes, I'll never let you go
0:18:38 > 0:18:43# Because I love you, my darling angel eyes
0:18:43 > 0:18:45# Oh, angel eyes
0:18:45 > 0:18:47# Pretty little angel eyes
0:18:48 > 0:18:51# Angel eyes, I really love you so
0:18:51 > 0:18:57# Angel eyes, I'll never let you go
0:18:57 > 0:19:01# Because I love you, my darling angel eyes
0:19:01 > 0:19:04# Oh, angel eyes
0:19:10 > 0:19:12# Pretty little angel eyes
0:19:12 > 0:19:14# Pretty little angel eyes
0:19:14 > 0:19:19# Pretty little angel, pretty little angel, pretty little angel
0:19:37 > 0:19:39# Angel eyes
0:19:39 > 0:19:43# Angel eyes, I really love you so
0:19:43 > 0:19:47# Angel eyes, I'll never let you go
0:19:47 > 0:19:52# Because I love you, my darling angel eyes
0:19:52 > 0:19:53# Oh, angel eyes
0:19:53 > 0:19:56# Pretty little angel eyes
0:19:56 > 0:20:01# Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh, oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
0:20:01 > 0:20:03# Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
0:20:03 > 0:20:06# Pretty little angel eyes. #
0:20:09 > 0:20:15Thank you very much. There we are. Oh, go on! Ha ha ha!
0:20:15 > 0:20:20Marvellous! Did you see the shoes they were wearing? They were great!
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Anyway, what did you think?
0:20:22 > 0:20:26- Had electricity been invented when they started?- Maybe not.
0:20:26 > 0:20:30Tell me about Showaddywaddy. What score did you give them?
0:20:30 > 0:20:35100/100. I think they're fabulous. I think they should rock on!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Rock on! Wahey!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- One word, sir.- Showaddywaddy!
0:20:40 > 0:20:43We have one more performing prisoner to see,
0:20:43 > 0:20:45and what a performing prisoner.
0:20:45 > 0:20:51She's a foot juggler. She's serving time for putting her foot in it.
0:20:51 > 0:20:56Jailers and jailbirds, please give a big welcome to Hui Ling Zhu!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Give her a big hand there, boys and girls.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42A nice, big hand, please, for Hui Ling Zhu!
0:23:44 > 0:23:47What did you think of Hui Ling Zhu?
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Your comments?
0:23:48 > 0:23:53Er...I think she has to be the queen of umbrellas.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- You enjoyed her act immensely, sir? - Yes.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Will she be getting your vote today?
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Er...50/50.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Are you torn, sir, between another act?- Yes.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Which two acts?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Oh, you're keeping schtum!
0:24:10 > 0:24:13- Did you like Hui Ling Zhu?- Rubbish!
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Oh! Why was it rubbish?
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Because no-one can do that in real life.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22She did do it in real life, right in front of you!
0:24:22 > 0:24:23I don't believe it.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28- Tell everybody about Hui Ling Zhu. - It's marvellicious.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Marvellicious!
0:24:30 > 0:24:33In a final word, sum that act up.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35- Brilliantic.- Brilliantic, sir.
0:24:35 > 0:24:39Let's find out who's going to take the walk of freedom!
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Give 'em a big round of applause! Flawless!
0:24:42 > 0:24:48Stephen Mulhern! Showaddywaddy! Hui Ling Zhu!
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Oh, look at this! My word!
0:24:55 > 0:25:01This is the clapometer. This is what will decide who goes free.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Jailers and jailbirds,
0:25:03 > 0:25:07I shall ask each of the performers to step forward.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10The clapometer will turn your applause into points.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12All right then, here we go.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15You saw, first up, a marvellous dance act.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19Your appreciation, please, for Flawless!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40Let's see what Flawless scored.
0:25:40 > 0:25:45103.7. That's a good score, yeah. Right...
0:25:45 > 0:25:50Will you show your appreciation, and your applause, for Stephen Mulhern?
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Let's see what Stephen Mulhern scores...
0:26:06 > 0:26:10Just below Flawless, there, with 102.4.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14That means you're staying, and the Crow Twins, too.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Now, real rock and rollers. They sounded great.
0:26:18 > 0:26:19What do you think?
0:26:19 > 0:26:24Jailers and jailbirds, make some noise for Showaddywaddy!
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Let's see what you scored, there. Oh, I think...
0:26:32 > 0:26:34You stayed for porridge,
0:26:34 > 0:26:39but you'll be performing at the Christmas party. All right.
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Jailers and jailbirds, convict connoisseurs, please,
0:26:43 > 0:26:46some applause and noise for Hui Ling Zhu!
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Hui Ling Zhu, there, her score of...
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Give them a round of applause. It's Flawless!
0:27:02 > 0:27:06You're free. The rest of you, back in the cells.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10Showaddywaddy, Stephen Mulhern, back in those cells.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Give 'em some applause.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Give a big cheer!
0:27:15 > 0:27:19Flawless are free to go. Come over here.
0:27:19 > 0:27:24- Till next time, if you can't sing, dance or rhyme...- Don't do the crime.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27That's right! Bye bye, everybody!
0:27:27 > 0:27:28Bye-bye!
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