0:00:03 > 0:00:06# You've been found guilty of a showbiz crime
0:00:06 > 0:00:12# So welcome to The Slammer where you're gonna serve your time
0:00:12 > 0:00:16# With every type of instrument, entertainer and artiste
0:00:16 > 0:00:21# Performing to the limit to try and get released
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# So go fetch the audience bring them to The Slammer
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Polish up your act with a bit of glitz and glamour
0:00:30 > 0:00:35# Your fate is in their hands So make 'em cheer and clamour
0:00:35 > 0:00:38# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer
0:00:38 > 0:00:44- # Leave The Slammer! - It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer! #
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Right, it's Hallowe'en
0:00:49 > 0:00:52and as you all know, every year we try to scare Mr Burgess.
0:00:52 > 0:00:57We haven't managed it yet, so we'll put our heads together.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Our heads are together, Uncle.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Why don't we get a big spider,
0:01:03 > 0:01:07put it in his hat and wait for it to crawl down his face?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08He'll be petrified!
0:01:11 > 0:01:14We tried that last year. He just ate it.
0:01:20 > 0:01:25Let's get Hairy Claire, the bearded lady, to wake him up.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34It's a nice idea, Melv, but we tried that in 2003.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Have you ever seen Mr Burgess first thing in the morning?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42SCREAMING
0:01:42 > 0:01:47Poor love lost all her hair. She is working as a Matt Lucas lookalike.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Hi.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51ALL: Hello.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55I've got it. This will be the most frightening trick
0:01:55 > 0:02:01- of all, but only if we are brave enough to carry it out.- Go on, son.
0:02:01 > 0:02:07Well, we put a little pink teddy bear in his pocket.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12You great burk!
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Let me at him!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16SOUNDS OF FIGHTING
0:02:20 > 0:02:23I've had a great idea.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25This is what we'll do.
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Flaming Hallowe'en. Dr Bunhead, it's your lucky day.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37You've been chosen to perform one of your experiments on the Freedom Show.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Oh dear, oh dear.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56Skeleton Crew. You've won the chance to perform for your freedom.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Move your bones, boys.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Penrose, look lively, we're going to be having a bit
0:03:04 > 0:03:08of your magic on today's show, you could be going home tonight, lad.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Not bad.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Now then, Betty Curse.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25How long have you been here now?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Five years, Mr Burgess.
0:03:27 > 0:03:33Well, today could be your last day. Tune your instruments up, girls.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Two, three, four...
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Yes, yes, very good, Tompkins.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Now back to your cell, lad.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45How many more times?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47You cannot scare me.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Right, so does everyone know what to do?- ALL: Yes.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Let's get cracking.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- How's it going, Titch?- Excellent.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59You are gonna look fantastic.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00How are you doing Charlie Chimp?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Yeah, smashing, great.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I love sewing, me. I'm mad for it.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08This is gonna be brilliant.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Right, look and learn.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Now, Gimbert, you have a go.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21No, you're not doing it right.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24That's it. Good.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38DOORBELL RINGS
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Ah, children, what do you two want?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47BOTH: Trick or treat?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Trick or treat, eh?
0:04:49 > 0:04:54I have a little treat for you. Close your eyes and hold out your hands.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Now, this here is a prison
0:04:57 > 0:05:03and in this here prison, we treat people with this.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Have some porridge.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Now, then. What have you got to say about that, eh?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14BOTH: Dad!
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Ah. Why didn't you say so in the first place?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Will a fiver do it?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Thank you.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Melv, this plan is brilliant, good work.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Right, are we all ready? ALL: Yes.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44Good, because it's almost show time.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52Right, Hallowe'en or no Hallowe'en, this show will run like clockwork.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57In five, four, three, two, one...
0:05:57 > 0:05:59It's show time!
0:06:08 > 0:06:14DRUM ROLL Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HM Slammer,
0:06:14 > 0:06:18where you will decide which prisoner will be deceased.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I mean, released.
0:06:20 > 0:06:25So, please welcome your ghost, it's the Governor.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26ZOMBIE GROANS
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Oh, oh!
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Oh, oh!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Zombies, flaming hundreds of them!
0:07:01 > 0:07:05We've finally succeeded in scaring Mr Burgess on Hallowe'en.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07THEY ALL CHEER
0:07:07 > 0:07:09You can bring the lights up now, Jim.
0:07:09 > 0:07:14The Freedom Show starts in five minutes. Get up now, Frank.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Frank!
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- This doesn't look good, Gov. - What very have we done?
0:07:20 > 0:07:24We've frightened him to death!
0:07:24 > 0:07:29Oh, Frank, it was just a joke. Frank, Frank! FRANK!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Can I help you, sir?
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Are you all right? Sorry I'm late, only I had to go to the dentist.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Thanks, Mum.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Any time, son, always happy to help out my little Frankie boy.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Mum!
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Come on, Gov, we've a Freedom Show to put on.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Oh, come on now, sir, that was just my little joke.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08My old mum helping me out.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Maybe you should try to
0:08:10 > 0:08:14stop scaring me and let that be a lesson for you.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Come on, sir, we've got a show to do.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19All right, all right, It is me own fault.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22After all, the show must go on.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26How do I look? ALL: Er... Divine?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Thank you very much. In that case,
0:08:29 > 0:08:31it's show time!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33THEY HOWL
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HM Slammer, where you decide which
0:08:42 > 0:08:44prisoner will be released.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Please welcome your host.
0:08:46 > 0:08:51Scream and shout or he won't let you out, it's the Governor.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- Who's the Governor? - ALL: You're the Governor.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Oh, it's a spooky show today. Do you like my little friend?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- Hello, Batty!- Hello, Batty! - You can have Batty there.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21There we are. Lovely. It is all very scary today in The Slammer.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Let's have a ghostly wail.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- WOO-OO-OO! - Let's have a witches cackle.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29THEY ALL CACKLE
0:09:29 > 0:09:33Let's have a scary scream. THEY ALL SCREAM LOUDLY
0:09:33 > 0:09:37That is a scary scream. That scared all the ghosties away.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39We have some marvellous performing prisoners as well.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43You're gonna decide which one gets out of the haunted Slammer today.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Are you up for it?- YES!
0:09:45 > 0:09:50We've got a scary bunch called the Skeleton Crew.
0:09:50 > 0:09:55- WOO-OO-OO!- We've got a marvellous magician doing very scary magic
0:09:55 > 0:09:57called Scott Penrose!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00- WOO-OO-OO! - And a marvellous pop singer
0:10:00 > 0:10:02and her band called Betty Curse.
0:10:02 > 0:10:08- WOO-OO-OO!- It's time to shake off the cobwebs, jailers and jailbirds,
0:10:08 > 0:10:11because we've got a nutty professor, and he's serving three years in the
0:10:11 > 0:10:16Slammer for performing Ring Of Fire with his Bunsen burner.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21Jailers and jailbirds, boys and girls, please welcome, Dr Bunhead.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Hello, hello.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Since it was Hallowe'en, I thought I would do something a bit spooky.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33So I have here two spooky chemicals
0:10:33 > 0:10:38this one looks like water but it's not water.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41This one looks a bit like wee-wee.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44But, as we all know, it's not really wee-wee.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47It is, in fact, alien's wee-wee.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Let's turn the lights down and
0:10:50 > 0:10:52see what happens when we mix them together.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55There we go.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58ALL: Wow.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Look at that.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05And now you know why aliens never need to turn the light on when
0:11:05 > 0:11:08they wee in the dark, they have glow-in-the-dark wee.
0:11:08 > 0:11:13They use cool chemicals like that, to make things like glow sticks
0:11:13 > 0:11:18like this. You can have all sorts of different colours.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Now, this is a glow stick.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23To set this baby off, I need to set fire to it.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27It's a bit dangerous, so I'm not actually going to do it.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31- ALL: Aw!- I'm not risking my life just to entertain you.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Instead I will risk one of your lives. What I need is a volunteer.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Before you put your hands up I need someone brave, someone fearless.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Here we go, would you like to
0:11:41 > 0:11:45come up? A big round of applause for our volunteer.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47What is your name?
0:11:47 > 0:11:48- Isabel.- Isabel,
0:11:48 > 0:11:52put on your laboratory equipment.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Pop on your lab coat and I would like you then to put on
0:11:56 > 0:12:00the Head Shield Of Impending Doom.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Now, this is our glow stick trump tube?
0:12:03 > 0:12:07Why is it called that? We're going to find out.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Let's light the tube.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11What I want to you do, on five,
0:12:11 > 0:12:14is to put that big flame at the top.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16If you can stand here. Here we go.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Five, oh...
0:12:19 > 0:12:22Four, three, two, one. Go!
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Wow! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:29 > 0:12:32You're wondering why it's called the trump tube?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35It's because it makes a noise like a trump.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Isabel. Thank you.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Thank you. Cheerio!
0:12:45 > 0:12:49There we are, jailers and jailbirds. What did you think of Dr Bunhead?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Let's find out with Mr Burgess.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Right, Bunhead or bumhead. Over to you?
0:12:55 > 0:13:00I thought it was fun, exciting, fascinating, dangerous and the
0:13:00 > 0:13:06- big bang, it really made my heart miss a beat.- It did. Right, I see.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- What did you think of Dr Bunhead. - He's an idiot, isn't he?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Do you wanna have a fight with him?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16I take that back.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19What was the best thing about about Dr Bunhead's act?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- The big trump. - Could you do a big trump?
0:13:22 > 0:13:23I could try.
0:13:25 > 0:13:29Madam, could you sum that act up for us, in one simple word?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Brilliant.- Brilliant.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33On to our next performing prisoners.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36They're the Skeleton Crew.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37They're serving
0:13:37 > 0:13:41five years in The Slammer for not turning up at a theatre.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43They didn't have the guts.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Will you give a big round
0:13:45 > 0:13:50of applause and lots of noise, spooky noise, for the Skeleton Crew.
0:13:52 > 0:13:58Hey, numbskulls, thanks for the visit and welcome to our world.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03You know, on the outside we all look and sound very different, but
0:14:03 > 0:14:07underneath we're the same. Everybody shake their bones!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Come on!- # Nah, nah, nah nah nah...
0:14:11 > 0:14:13# Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...
0:14:13 > 0:14:19# I spoke to my creator You know what he said to me?
0:14:19 > 0:14:23# He said Music wraps us all together
0:14:23 > 0:14:24# In one big family
0:14:24 > 0:14:29# With that kind of education How can we go wrong?
0:14:29 > 0:14:34# Serial types, big deals and hypes, We're singing the skeleton song
0:14:40 > 0:14:42# So give us some skin!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45# Hey, you, we're the Skeleton Crew.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47# We're going to get you all to jump
0:14:47 > 0:14:50# Hey, you, we're the Skeleton Crew, we're gonna show you how to dance,
0:14:50 > 0:14:53how to get you in the groove.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57HAUNTING LAUGHTER
0:15:01 > 0:15:03# People see right through us
0:15:03 > 0:15:10# We are very different Even if we're all the same
0:15:10 > 0:15:12# Hey, you, we're the Skeleton Crew
0:15:12 > 0:15:14# We're gonna get you all to jump
0:15:14 > 0:15:17# Hey, you, we're the Skeleton Crew Going to show you how to dance
0:15:17 > 0:15:19# Gonna get you in the groove
0:15:19 > 0:15:24Come on numbskulls, I want to see you shake your bones as you come alive!
0:15:29 > 0:15:33You're on, man, we gotta get going. We've gotta go.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36We've got to live life to the full!
0:15:36 > 0:15:41# Hey you, we're the Skeleton Crew, We're gonna you all to jump
0:15:41 > 0:15:45# Hey, you, we're the Skeleton Crew, we're going to teach you to dance
0:15:45 > 0:15:47# Gonna get you in the groove. #
0:15:52 > 0:15:55APPLAUSE
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Come on, let's hear it for them.
0:16:00 > 0:16:05Three cheers everyone. The Skeleton Crew.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08I wonder if they've ever performed with Boney M.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09What do you think?
0:16:09 > 0:16:16Well, sir, the Skeleton Crew, were they bone to be set free?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Never mind let's have your comments.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22I thought it was very spooky and cool and rocking.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Your opinion on the Skeleton Crew?
0:16:25 > 0:16:30I thought it was ridiculous. The guitarist couldn't play properly.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33He's a skeleton, course he can't play properly.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Exactly. That's my point.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39I think it was the best so far. I give it 10 out of 10.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41You think that was better than Dr Bunhead?
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Yeah.- The Skeleton Crew. Daddy or chips?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- Chips.- Chips, sir.
0:16:47 > 0:16:52Will the Skeleton Crew go through the gates of The Slammer at the end?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54You will decide, jailers and jailbirds.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57On to our next performing prisoners.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01Jailers and jailbirds, please make lots of noise for the magical magic
0:17:01 > 0:17:04of Scott Penrose and Aila.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:21 > 0:17:25# Beautiful girl, lovely dress
0:17:25 > 0:17:27# High school smiles, all the rest
0:17:27 > 0:17:31# Beautiful girl, lovely dress
0:17:31 > 0:17:33# Where she is now, I can only guess
0:17:33 > 0:17:37# It's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone
0:17:37 > 0:17:42# The love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone
0:17:42 > 0:17:46# It's gone daddy gone, The love is gone away
0:17:51 > 0:17:57# When I see you, my eyes will turn blue
0:17:57 > 0:18:02# When I see you a thousand eyes turning blue
0:18:02 > 0:18:07- # It's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone
0:18:07 > 0:18:11# The love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone
0:18:11 > 0:18:15# It's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone away
0:18:25 > 0:18:28# I can tell by the way that you switch and walk
0:18:28 > 0:18:32# And I can see by the way that you maybe talk
0:18:32 > 0:18:35# And I can know by the way that you treat your man
0:18:35 > 0:18:38# I can love you, baby
0:18:38 > 0:18:42# It's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone...
0:18:42 > 0:18:45APPLAUSE
0:18:45 > 0:18:50# It's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone away
0:18:50 > 0:18:53# Beautiful girl, lovely dress
0:18:53 > 0:18:56# Beautiful smile, oh yes
0:18:56 > 0:18:58# Beautiful girl, lovely dress
0:18:58 > 0:19:01# Where she is now I can only guess
0:19:01 > 0:19:06# It's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone...
0:19:06 > 0:19:10# The love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone
0:19:10 > 0:19:14# It's gone, daddy gone, the love is gone away
0:19:15 > 0:19:18# Gone away
0:19:18 > 0:19:20# Gone away
0:19:20 > 0:19:23# Gone away... #
0:19:23 > 0:19:26APPLAUSE
0:19:28 > 0:19:32There we are. Yes, give them a round of applause, boys and girls.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35APPLAUSE There we are, jailers and jailbirds.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40That's Scott Penrose and Aila. I will have to try that with Mrs Governor,
0:19:40 > 0:19:44she's always trying to lose weight. What did you lot think?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Well, how did they do that?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49No, son, I keep hold of that, not you.
0:19:49 > 0:19:54Well, I thought it was very good, but the trick wasn't that exciting.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Oh, the trick wasn't that exciting.
0:19:56 > 0:20:01- Can you do it?- No, but I didn't really believe she was cut in half.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03- What about you?- I liked it.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06I thought it was the best one so far.
0:20:06 > 0:20:11It was very weird because you couldn't really saw a lady in half.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- You're not gonna go home and try this with your mum, are you?- Maybe.
0:20:15 > 0:20:20- What about you, sir?- It was good, but it could have been better.
0:20:20 > 0:20:25- Would you go for one of the other two acts?- Yeah.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Which one would you go for so far?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29The Skeleton Crew.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Who else thinks that at the moment?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Interesting. A good show of hands.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38What about you, Scott Penrose, sawing a lady in half.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40I thought it was very talented,
0:20:40 > 0:20:42but weird.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Talented, but weird.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- A bit like you, isn't it?- No. - LAUGHTER
0:20:48 > 0:20:51And in one word, madam, sum that act up for us?
0:20:51 > 0:20:55- Um, scary.- Scary. Scary then.
0:20:55 > 0:21:00Right, just one more incarcerated act to see and then you will decide
0:21:00 > 0:21:03who'll be walking free from the The Slammer on this spooky show.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Give us a werewolf howl? THEY HOWL
0:21:07 > 0:21:12Please, raise the roof jailers and jailbirds for Betty Curse.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14APPLAUSE
0:21:14 > 0:21:17# Been trying to get to heaven
0:21:17 > 0:21:21# Since she was 11
0:21:21 > 0:21:29# The girl with yellow hair, who said she never really wanted to go to school, go to school
0:21:29 > 0:21:36# The girl with yellow hair, who said she never really wanted to go to school, go to school
0:21:36 > 0:21:40# Break the rules
0:21:40 > 0:21:44- # Been trying to get to heaven - Been trying to get to heaven
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- # Since she was 11 - Since she was 11
0:21:48 > 0:21:55# The girl with yellow hair who stayed in bed and never wanted to go to work, go to work
0:21:56 > 0:22:03- # The girl with yellow hair who stayed in bed and never needed to go to work, go to work
0:22:03 > 0:22:06# Won't go to work!
0:22:06 > 0:22:11# She's the girl who could help the world
0:22:11 > 0:22:15# But she just ignores you
0:22:15 > 0:22:19# She's the girl who can help the world
0:22:19 > 0:22:22# But she just ignores it
0:22:41 > 0:22:45- # Been trying to get to heaven - Been trying to get to heaven
0:22:45 > 0:22:49- # Since she was 11 - Since she was 11
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- # Been trying to get to heaven - Been trying to get to heaven
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- # Since she was 11 - Since she was 11
0:22:56 > 0:23:04# The girl with yellow hair who said she never really wanted to go to school, go to school
0:23:04 > 0:23:12# The girl with yellow hair who stayed in bed and never wanted to go to work, go to work
0:23:12 > 0:23:17# The girl with yellow hair who said she never really wanted to get out of bed
0:23:17 > 0:23:22# And get dressed to go to school. #
0:23:22 > 0:23:25APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:23:26 > 0:23:28There they are.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34What did you think of Betty Curse?
0:23:34 > 0:23:38I think it was right up Mr Burgess' street.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Right, madam. Just noise?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- No.- What did you think then?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46They were brilliant.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50Well when they find a word that's better than brilliant
0:23:50 > 0:23:51that's how I thought.
0:23:51 > 0:23:57- Could you invent that word for us now?- Trib.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Trib.- Trrrrr!
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Add another syllable.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07- Er.- Triber. Another word for brilliant there.
0:24:07 > 0:24:13- How many points would you give Betty Curse?- 10.5.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15- Did you think she was cute?- No.
0:24:15 > 0:24:20- Did it rock?- Yeah. - How do you rock when you rock out?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Give us a bit of rocking out.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24He's rocking out.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Can you rock out for me, please?
0:24:27 > 0:24:31There you are Mr Burgess, rocking out.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35And for a final word, madam, sum that act up.
0:24:35 > 0:24:40- Excellent. - Excellent, or triber, was it?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- Give it to us again?- Triber.
0:24:42 > 0:24:48Right my fans, now is the moment when you decide who
0:24:48 > 0:24:52will walk free from the The Slammer with the aid of the Clapometer.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55You will decide who will go free by making loads of noise.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Let's start off by welcoming them all back.
0:24:59 > 0:25:06Dr Bunhead, the Skeleton Crew, Scott Penrose and Aila and Betty Curse.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Oh, what a spooky lot. CHEERING
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Madness. Come on, let's be having you.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17There they are.
0:25:17 > 0:25:24Now, jailers and jailbirds, I will ask each act to step forward,
0:25:24 > 0:25:27and you will then shout and clap and cheer.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29The highest score, they go free.
0:25:29 > 0:25:33It's not rocket science. And speaking of rocket science,
0:25:33 > 0:25:37he was the first one up, show your appreciation for Dr Bunhead.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41APPLAUSE
0:25:43 > 0:25:47Let's have a look at the score for Dr Bunhead. 95.1.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50A good score.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52But now we have another act to see.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55The Skeleton Crew! APPLAUSE
0:26:00 > 0:26:04Let's see what the score was? 95.9.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08That means they're in the lead and could be making their way
0:26:08 > 0:26:12through the gates. Right, next we saw a wonderful magic act.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Yes, chopping a lady in half.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Don't ever try that at home.
0:26:16 > 0:26:22You can try it at The Slammer as we had Scott Penrose and Aila.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25APPLAUSE
0:26:25 > 0:26:29Right, Scott Penrose and Aila, let's see
0:26:29 > 0:26:33what the lady and the magician scored on the old clapometer.
0:26:35 > 0:26:3786.1.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40They're gonna be staying for supper here,
0:26:40 > 0:26:42but we've one more performing prisoner,
0:26:42 > 0:26:46show some noise, please, for Betty Curse.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49APPLAUSE AND CHEERS
0:27:02 > 0:27:09That means Betty Curse, you and your band are free to go. Give them a big hand there.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11They are free, they are free.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15The rest of you, I'm afraid, it's back to the cells.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Give them a big cheer as they go back to their cells.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22They'll have to wait for another week.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24And so will we, ta ta everyone, ta, ta.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37# It's the only way you're ever going to leave The Slammer
0:27:37 > 0:27:43# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer! #
0:27:43 > 0:27:47Frank, congratulations, no-one can scare you.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51Now, we have some new inmates at The Slammer, would you mind taking them
0:27:51 > 0:27:54- up to the cells?- Absolutely, Sir.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57BOTH: Hi, we are the Cheeky Girls.
0:27:57 > 0:28:01Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!