Episode 13

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0:00:02 > 0:00:08# You've been guilty of a howling showbiz crime

0:00:08 > 0:00:13# So welcome to The Slammer where you're gonna serve your time

0:00:13 > 0:00:17# With every type of minstrel entertainer and artiste

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# Performing to the limit to try and get released

0:00:21 > 0:00:26# So go fetch an audience Bring them to The Slammer

0:00:26 > 0:00:31# And polish up your act with a bit of glitz and glamour

0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Your fate is in their hands so make them cheer and clamour

0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer

0:00:38 > 0:00:42# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48# One, two, three, stop! #

0:00:48 > 0:00:53Oh, yeah, rock'n'roll! You guys make McFly look like pensioners!

0:00:53 > 0:00:58- Well done.- Also today we have Dan Menendez, the piano juggler.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01HE PLAYS A JOLLY TUNE

0:01:01 > 0:01:05I love an act that can multi-task. Two for the price of one! Who now?

0:01:05 > 0:01:08This is prisoner Johnny Brenner.

0:01:08 > 0:01:14Seems like a balanced individual. You've come on a long way, son.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18- I'm very proud. - And finally, Uncle, this is Barto.

0:01:18 > 0:01:24- See what he does with a coat hanger! - Oh, er...

0:01:24 > 0:01:30Yes, it's a... And isn't it...? Double and... I like the helmet.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Oh, a laughing policeman! Haven't had one of those in a while.

0:01:34 > 0:01:39- What are you called?- Edward Archibald Robbins.- That's my name!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41You're under arrest.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Mr Burgess, what's going on?!

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Grievous crime against showbiz, sir.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51- It's a mistake.- These officers say that last Saturday

0:01:51 > 0:01:54you invaded the stage at the Royal Ballet.

0:01:54 > 0:01:59Pirouetting into the ballerina and knocking the poor girl flying.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03It took them three hours to extract her from a tuba.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06I've never been to the Royal Ballet.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10Listen, WPC Pernackerpants and you, big boy,

0:02:10 > 0:02:13you can't arrest an innocent man without any....

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Oh... Evidence.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19But that can't be me!

0:02:19 > 0:02:24Last Saturday I had a quiet night in with Mrs Governor and Doctor Who.

0:02:24 > 0:02:29There's only one explanation - I've been framed! Not that type of frame!

0:02:29 > 0:02:34- It's a fit-up!- But with all due respect,

0:02:34 > 0:02:37that's what all you showbiz shirkers say.

0:02:37 > 0:02:41- Take him to a cell.- Sorry, Uncle, I mean Governor Robbins.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Shirker?! Get your hands off me!

0:02:44 > 0:02:48COCKEREL CROWS

0:02:48 > 0:02:53Come along, you entertainment 'erberts, out of those cells.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57- Left, right, left, right, left! - It's a bit early.

0:02:57 > 0:03:01You know I like the prisoners to have a lie-in on Freedom Show day.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Mr Burgess to you.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08What you like no longer matters. You're a prisoner, my lad.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Any minute now, our new governor is arriving - Mr Beltem.

0:03:12 > 0:03:16- ALL:- Mr Beltem!- Oh, yes.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17< DOOR UNLOCKS

0:03:17 > 0:03:22Governor on parade! ATTENTION!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25DRAMATIC SINISTER MUSIC

0:03:28 > 0:03:29- Be silent!- Hey...

0:03:36 > 0:03:40- At ease.- Thank you, sir. - You must be Mr Beltem.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I'm Mr Robbins, former governor of The Slammer.

0:03:43 > 0:03:49- I don't touch prisoners. Know why? - Please tell us, Mr Beltem.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53Because you're dirty, filthy, good-for-nothing SCUM!

0:03:55 > 0:03:59I understand this is a prison for entertainers.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Melvin O'Doon, song and dance man.

0:04:02 > 0:04:08MUSIC: "Don't Stop Till You Get Enough" by Michael Jackson

0:04:08 > 0:04:11There's nothing I hate MORE than entertainers.

0:04:13 > 0:04:19- So, from now on this place will be run like a proper prison.- Oooh!

0:04:19 > 0:04:22All showbiz activity, performance -

0:04:22 > 0:04:26rehearsal or otherwise - is strictly banned.

0:04:26 > 0:04:32- As for your Freedom Show..- Freedom show...! Ridiculous.- Forget it.

0:04:32 > 0:04:39- No!- No prisoner will ever be free again, not in a million YEARS!

0:04:39 > 0:04:44- Have I made myself clear? - Oh, absolutely, sir.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56That's more like it.

0:05:00 > 0:05:05How long do we have to smash up boulders for no reason?

0:05:05 > 0:05:09Until you finish all 4,000 of them, you cocky little lowlife.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Yes.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Get those balls away from me.

0:05:12 > 0:05:17Have that man thrown in solitary confinement for 37 weeks.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20< Take that man away.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Very good. Very good. Sir, after you.

0:05:24 > 0:05:30- 125, 126...- So, how is our illustrious former governor doing?

0:05:30 > 0:05:34Not bad, Mr Beltem, sir. Only 4,874 lifts to go.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Ah, suffering prisoners.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41It gives me a wonderful, icy feeling deep down inside.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45Oh, yes, the icy-cold feeling, sir. I'm getting it too, sir.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Come on, no slacking.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53- Wonderful man. Wonderful man. - You heard Mr Beltem.

0:05:53 > 0:05:58- No slacking, Uncle. Um, Mr Robbins. - AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Ah!- Don't you KNOCK?!

0:06:06 > 0:06:12- Sorry, sir. You sent for me, sir. - Yes, I did, Burgess, yes, indeed.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15As you'll no doubt understand,

0:06:15 > 0:06:19I demand the same level of discipline from my wardens

0:06:19 > 0:06:23- as I do from the prisoners. - Absolutely, sir.

0:06:23 > 0:06:28Which is why I'm making a few minor changes that will affect you.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32I'm all for change, sir. SINISTER LAUGH

0:06:32 > 0:06:36Annual holidays to be reduced from four weeks to 14 minutes.

0:06:37 > 0:06:43EXTRA-itchy hair shirts to be worn under uniforms at all times.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49No more afternoon tea and choccie biscuits.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53I shall do this whenever I like.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00No pain, no gain, Burgess!

0:07:02 > 0:07:07There, there, Frank. That Mr Beltem's a monster.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- The new governor's got to go. - But how?

0:07:10 > 0:07:15Remember when he first arrived, I did a bit of a dance for him.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18And he acted like he was scared.

0:07:24 > 0:07:29And when Dan Menendez was in the yard juggling, he looked terrified.

0:07:34 > 0:07:39And I just caught him reading a book - Cure Your Showbiz Phobia.

0:07:39 > 0:07:45- Showbiz phobia, what is that?- Well, Charlie, it's fear of entertainers.

0:07:45 > 0:07:50- He pretends to hate them when... - He's terrified of 'em.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52I think I have a plan.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55# Another opening, another show

0:07:55 > 0:08:00# In Philly, Boston or Baltimo' Time for stage folks to say hello

0:08:00 > 0:08:03# Another opening of another show. #

0:08:03 > 0:08:07Stay away from me. Oh, the horror!

0:08:07 > 0:08:11SINGING DROWNED OUT BY SHOUTING

0:08:11 > 0:08:16CIRCUS CLOWN MUSIC

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Oh!

0:08:21 > 0:08:27The governor of a prison for entertainers with showbiz phobia!

0:08:27 > 0:08:32- Can't be a governor if you're afraid of the inmates.- I need help.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35The best way to overcome a phobia is face it head on!

0:08:35 > 0:08:38In that case, let's chain Mr Beltem

0:08:38 > 0:08:42to the front row during today's Freedom Show!

0:08:42 > 0:08:48- Look, sir.- A ballet tutu and a governor mask. He framed the guv!

0:08:48 > 0:08:53This place is not a proper prison. It's too...soft!

0:08:53 > 0:08:57I'll show you soft. How do I look?

0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Great.- Thank you very much.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03In that case, it's show time!

0:09:03 > 0:09:08'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HM Slammer,

0:09:08 > 0:09:13'where you decide which prisoner is to be released.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15'Please welcome your host -

0:09:15 > 0:09:19'he's been reinstated, his teeth are all gold-plated,

0:09:19 > 0:09:24'his pupils are dilated and his trumps are syncopated...'

0:09:24 > 0:09:26PHHRRRTTTT!

0:09:26 > 0:09:29'..it's the governor!'

0:09:29 > 0:09:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:09:43 > 0:09:47- Yeah, who's the governor?! - CHILDREN: You're the governor!

0:09:47 > 0:09:52We have got some fantastic performers for you.

0:09:52 > 0:09:58- We've got a very high-up act called Johnny Brenner.- Oooooh!

0:09:58 > 0:10:02A strange man in a strange pair of trousers

0:10:02 > 0:10:04called Barto.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06CHILDREN: Oooooh!

0:10:06 > 0:10:12- And a real live-wire act called Three-Pin Socket!- Oooh!

0:10:12 > 0:10:17Now a prisoner serving an extra two years in the Corbett wing

0:10:17 > 0:10:22of The Slammer because he plays the piano in a strange way.

0:10:22 > 0:10:27He tried to escape using the keys. Please welcome Dan Menendez!

0:10:27 > 0:10:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:10:37 > 0:10:44A HESITANT, SLOW TUNE IS PLAYED

0:11:06 > 0:11:11TUNE GETS MUCH FASTER

0:11:14 > 0:11:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:11:28 > 0:11:32APPLAUSE

0:11:44 > 0:11:49MUSIC: "The Can-Can"

0:11:56 > 0:12:02MUSIC IS SLOW THEN BECOMES FASTER AND FASTER

0:12:20 > 0:12:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:12:23 > 0:12:28Give a big cheer, ladies and gentlemen - Dan Menendez.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Bouncing all those balls. Marvellous.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Did he hit the right note with you? Mr Burgess?

0:12:37 > 0:12:42- Was it a case of Can-Can or can't-can't?- Can-Can.- Why?

0:12:42 > 0:12:47- He looked funny when he looked like that...- Like what, sir?

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- When he flicked his jacket up. - Like to demonstrate?

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Flick your tail, sir.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56AUDIENCE GIGGLES

0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Do you feel better for seeing that? - Yeah.

0:12:59 > 0:13:04- You usually feel better after seeing the doctor, sir.- Did you like it?

0:13:04 > 0:13:09It was amazing. I loved it when he balanced it on his head.

0:13:09 > 0:13:15This could have worked out so well for the pair of us but...

0:13:15 > 0:13:20- Go on, how are you feeling?- One of the scariest things I've ever seen.

0:13:20 > 0:13:25Those hideous bouncing balls, that horrid piano.

0:13:25 > 0:13:29One word, sir, just looking for the one.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33- Fantastic.- Fantastic, sir.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37Well, on to our next performing prisoner. What an act this is.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Please welcome Johnny Brenner.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:13:57 > 0:14:04MUSIC: "Let Me Entertain You" by Robbie Williams

0:14:05 > 0:14:10# Hell is gone and heaven's here There's nothing left for you to fear

0:14:10 > 0:14:14# Shake your ass, come over here Now scream

0:14:14 > 0:14:17# The effigy of everything I used to be, you're my rock of empathy

0:14:17 > 0:14:20# My dear, so come on

0:14:20 > 0:14:25# Let me entertain you

0:14:28 > 0:14:33# Let me entertain you

0:14:36 > 0:14:41# Life's too short for you to die so grab yourself an alibi

0:14:41 > 0:14:44# Heaven knows, your mother lied mon cher

0:14:44 > 0:14:47# Separate your right from wrongs Come and sing a different song

0:14:47 > 0:14:50# The kettle's on

0:14:50 > 0:14:55# Come on, let me entertain you

0:14:59 > 0:15:04# Let me entertain you

0:15:06 > 0:15:09# Look me up in the Yellow Pages I will be your rock of ages

0:15:09 > 0:15:13# See through your fads and crazy phases, yeah

0:15:13 > 0:15:18# Little Bo Beep has lost his sheep He popped a pill and fell asleep

0:15:18 > 0:15:21# The dew is wet but the grass is sweet

0:15:21 > 0:15:25# Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned

0:15:25 > 0:15:29# But we're the generation that's gotta be heard

0:15:29 > 0:15:33# You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag

0:15:33 > 0:15:36# You're gonna end up like your mum and dad

0:15:36 > 0:15:42# So come on, let me entertain you

0:15:43 > 0:15:49# Let me entertain you. #

0:15:49 > 0:15:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:15:51 > 0:15:57# Let me entertain you

0:16:00 > 0:16:04# He may be good He may be out of sight

0:16:04 > 0:16:07# But he can't be here so come round tonight. #

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Whoo!

0:16:11 > 0:16:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:16:14 > 0:16:18Give him a big cheer! Johnny Brenner!

0:16:18 > 0:16:23And remember, no messing around with flames. What did you think?

0:16:23 > 0:16:26What did you make of that, Mr Beltem?

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Flaming rubbish!

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Flaming...

0:16:32 > 0:16:38- Sir?- It was really tense cos of the fire.- Tense?- Yeah.- Go on, sir.

0:16:38 > 0:16:44- Could have improved his outfit - it was see-through.- See-through?- Yes.

0:16:44 > 0:16:49- That didn't appeal?- No. - How would you improve his costume?

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Not see-through.

0:16:52 > 0:16:58- What did you think of that act? - Incredible - I wish I could do it.

0:16:58 > 0:17:03- And was it a deep impact for you, or a sudden impact?- A deep impact.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07- Why, sir?- That was the BEST thing on Earth!

0:17:07 > 0:17:10I'd watch it again and again if I was allowed to.

0:17:10 > 0:17:15- You'd watch it again and again? - YES!

0:17:15 > 0:17:20- How much, sir?- 100%- Let me see the whites of your eyes. Say it again.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22100%!

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- 100%, sir?- Y-E-E-E-E-S!- Thank you.

0:17:27 > 0:17:33And for one final word, sum that act for me, sir.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Um...superb.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Superb, SIR!

0:17:39 > 0:17:45With our next performer, I can't describe him - words fail me.

0:17:45 > 0:17:50He's got the strangest pair of trousers I've ever seen - Barto!

0:17:50 > 0:17:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Oooh, bye-bye.

0:18:28 > 0:18:33HE MAKES SILLY NOISES

0:19:20 > 0:19:23LAUGHTER

0:19:29 > 0:19:34HI-EEEE-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

0:19:50 > 0:19:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:19:53 > 0:19:58Oh, give him a big cheer, ladies and gentlemen, yeah!

0:19:58 > 0:20:01Now just one important thing,

0:20:01 > 0:20:06I don't want anyone messing round with coat hangers.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10But has he done enough to get free? Let's find out.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Now, is this getting any easier for you?

0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Oh, Mr B, I just want to go home. - Do you, now?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Are you cured of your showbiz phobia?

0:20:19 > 0:20:23Curiously...ever so slightly.

0:20:23 > 0:20:29- Do you like Barto?- Yeah, I think he'll get a 93% chance to get out.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Go on, describe the act to me.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Erm...it was weird, but wonderful.

0:20:34 > 0:20:39Right then, miss, what did you make of that? Was he a loony bin?

0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Yes.- Why?- He was stupid.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43THEY LAUGH

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Stupid.

0:20:45 > 0:20:51- Why was he stupid?- Did you see the places where he put his hanger?

0:20:51 > 0:20:56I did and it brought tears to my eyes!

0:20:56 > 0:20:59- Did it yours?- No.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01THEY LAUGH

0:21:01 > 0:21:04- Didn't bother you that much?- No.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06- Think we should release him?- No.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10- Do you say yes to anything?- No.

0:21:12 > 0:21:16Fair comment. And for a final word... Miss.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Gross.- Gross.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23Jailors and jailbirds, one more performing prisoner.

0:21:23 > 0:21:27These three, very unusual. They're 13 years of age.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29About the same age as my jokes.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33Will you please make some noise for Three-Pin Socket!

0:21:33 > 0:21:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:21:35 > 0:21:37# One, two, three, go!

0:21:47 > 0:21:49# So help me I'm in trouble

0:21:49 > 0:21:52# Help me I need you now

0:21:52 > 0:21:55# Help me I'm in trouble

0:21:55 > 0:21:56# I'm lost in misery now

0:21:56 > 0:21:59# I can see the sight of distress

0:21:59 > 0:22:02# When I dreamt you were second best

0:22:02 > 0:22:04# Lost in misery now

0:22:04 > 0:22:07# Lost in misery now

0:22:07 > 0:22:11# I'm sick and tired of people watching over me

0:22:11 > 0:22:14# Lost in misery

0:22:16 > 0:22:19# So help me I'm in trouble

0:22:19 > 0:22:22# So help me I need you now

0:22:22 > 0:22:24# Help me I'm in trouble

0:22:24 > 0:22:26# I am lost in misery now

0:22:26 > 0:22:29# I can see the sight of distress

0:22:29 > 0:22:32# When I dreamt you were second best

0:22:32 > 0:22:34# Lost in misery now

0:22:34 > 0:22:36# I am lost in misery now

0:22:36 > 0:22:40# I'm sick and tired of people watching over me

0:22:40 > 0:22:44# Lost in misery

0:22:47 > 0:22:50# Sick and tired of people watching over me

0:22:50 > 0:22:54# Lost in misery

0:23:07 > 0:23:08# Lost in misery now

0:23:08 > 0:23:11# Lost in misery now

0:23:11 > 0:23:13# Lost in misery now

0:23:13 > 0:23:15# Lost in misery now

0:23:36 > 0:23:40# Sick and tired of people watching over me

0:23:40 > 0:23:44# Lost in misery

0:23:54 > 0:23:56# On, two, three, stop! #

0:23:56 > 0:23:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Three-Pin Sockets. What did you think?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Let's find out with Mr Burgess.

0:24:07 > 0:24:10Lost In Misery. I know I was, listening to that.

0:24:10 > 0:24:15- What about you, miss? - I liked the drummer, he's cool.

0:24:15 > 0:24:16Got a bit of a crush on him?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Did you like him?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20SHE GIGGLES

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Did you think he was a bit nice?

0:24:23 > 0:24:26Did you? You can tell me, no-one else's listening.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31- Did you, miss? - I really liked the music.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Would you like to release him?- Yes.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Then you could meet him and have tea.

0:24:38 > 0:24:39Mr Beltem?

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Thank you, sir.

0:24:43 > 0:24:49- Did you like Three-Pin Socket? - I thought the lyrics were great.

0:24:49 > 0:24:53The singer was awesome. The drummer was wicked.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56And the guitarist was cooly-cool.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59And for one final word...miss.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01- Wicked!- Wicked.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Sir.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Who's gonna go free? Let's decide with this.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09The wonderful Clapometer!

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Yeees! Marvellous, isn't it?

0:25:12 > 0:25:16That's what decides who goes free. You have four to choose from.

0:25:16 > 0:25:21Let's welcome them onto the stage! Dan Menendez!

0:25:21 > 0:25:23Johnny Brenner.

0:25:23 > 0:25:26Barto and Three-Pin Socket!

0:25:30 > 0:25:34Whoever gets the highest score walks free.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37The rest - it'll be the usual for supper.

0:25:37 > 0:25:42First up, let's hear it for Dan Menendez!

0:25:42 > 0:25:45THEY CLAP AND CHEER LOUDLY

0:25:50 > 0:25:53A good score. Oh! 62.4. All right, then.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Not a bad score.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57But can it be beaten? Let's see.

0:25:57 > 0:26:02The next act - a wonderful, sensational act, Johnny Brenner!

0:26:02 > 0:26:04THEY CLAP AND CHEER WILDLY

0:26:08 > 0:26:11A good score for Johnny - 73.2.

0:26:11 > 0:26:13He's in the lead.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Will he be walking free?

0:26:15 > 0:26:19Let's see as we welcome the next act - Barto!

0:26:19 > 0:26:23THEY CLAP AND CHEER

0:26:25 > 0:26:29No, it's not a winning score.

0:26:29 > 0:26:34Still in the lead, ten points ahead, Johnny Brenner.

0:26:34 > 0:26:38Three young musicians, now. Let's hear it for Three-Pin Socket!

0:26:38 > 0:26:41THEY CHEER RAUCOUSLY

0:26:46 > 0:26:48What a noise! Let's have a look.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51That's the winner! 77, they're going free.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Let's hear it for Three-Pin Socket.

0:26:54 > 0:26:58Give them a big round of applause, jailors and jailbirds.

0:26:58 > 0:27:02For the three marvellous acts that didn't go free,

0:27:02 > 0:27:04you're staying in the cellar.

0:27:04 > 0:27:08But the good new is, you're still in time for tea.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11Mr Burgess, I suppose you'll be serving

0:27:11 > 0:27:13the same old sloppy-ploppy porridge?

0:27:13 > 0:27:16No, I won't be serving that tonight.

0:27:16 > 0:27:20- You won't?!- No, sir, it's self-service.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22They can help themselves!

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Oh! Back to your cells. A big round of applause.

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