0:00:03 > 0:00:08# You've been found guilty Of a howling showbiz crime
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Welcome to The Slammer
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Where you're gonna serve the time
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# With every type of minstrel
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Entertainer and artiste
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Performing to the limit
0:00:20 > 0:00:21# To try and get released
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# So go fetch the audience
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# And bring them to The Slammer
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# And polish up your act
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# With a bit of glitz and glamour
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# Your fate is in their hands
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# So make them cheer and clap
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer
0:00:38 > 0:00:39# Leave The Slammer
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46It's Freedom Show hide and seek.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I hide and you seek!
0:00:49 > 0:00:53The first four acts to find me win a place on the show
0:00:53 > 0:00:56and the chance to win their freedom!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Everybody, close your eyes and count down from 15!
0:01:00 > 0:01:03ALL: 15, 14...
0:01:03 > 0:01:06..13, 12, 11...
0:01:06 > 0:01:08GIGGLES
0:01:09 > 0:01:13..Seven, six, five, four...
0:01:13 > 0:01:17..three, two, one, zero!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19WATCH BEEPS
0:01:19 > 0:01:21ALL: Coming, ready or not!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25WATCH CONTINUES BEEPING
0:01:27 > 0:01:29MUFFLED BEEPING
0:01:37 > 0:01:39SINISTER MUSIC
0:01:48 > 0:01:50EVIL LAUGH
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Watch me head.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Yeah, all right. Oh!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Oh, yes, well...
0:01:56 > 0:01:58That was less fun than I imagined.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Who were the first four to find me?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Oh, yes, yes.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Jeff Jay, trampolining sensation.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07BOING! BOING! BOING!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Dennis Teeth and his surprisingly sweet-sounding saw.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Marc the incredible ventriloquist.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16PUPPET LAUGHS
0:02:16 > 0:02:22And Timo Marc and his amazing feats of magical illusion. Excellent.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25What's this blasted thing going off for?
0:02:25 > 0:02:29It's to remind me of something. It's to remind me that...
0:02:29 > 0:02:32MECHANICAL WHIRRING AND CLICKING
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Somebody's released
0:02:33 > 0:02:37from solitary confinement today!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37DRAMATIC SCREAMING
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Erica The Critic!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Oh, my sweet Tess Daly.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Who's Erica The Critic?!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Oh, a terrible woman, Jeremy.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49A terrible woman.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53She put half the acts in here with the nasty things she wrote.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55VOICEOVER: Two out of flippin' ten!
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Rubbish! Cack!
0:02:56 > 0:03:01One day, Erica snapped watching an X Factor audition special.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04"I can do better meself!", she cried.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06But sadly, she couldn't.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08# La-la-la-la-la-la... #
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Get off! Get off me!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12BOOING, JEERING AND POLICE SIRENS
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Straight to solitary, but we can't keep her in there forever.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18SCREAMING
0:03:18 > 0:03:19DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:03:19 > 0:03:24About as entertaining as watching someone chew off their own elbow.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Feeble!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29And extremely dull!
0:03:29 > 0:03:30HE SOBS
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Now then.
0:03:31 > 0:03:36Normally I don't have a problem with rudeness, sarcasm
0:03:36 > 0:03:41and undermining people's confidence. But aren't you going a bit too far?
0:03:41 > 0:03:45That's the least convincing scary prison officer
0:03:45 > 0:03:47I've ever seen!
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- You dare call me not scary?! - Wooden, dramatically unsuccessful
0:03:51 > 0:03:55and about as frightening as High School Musical!
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- Five stars.- Oh, that's not so bad.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Out of 100!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Ready for showtime? Won't be long!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10If it's all the same, we don't wanna perform in the Freedom Show.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Don't you want a chance to get out?!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Not with Erica - we don't know what she'll say!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Lads, lads, come now!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20She means well!
0:04:20 > 0:04:26ERICA: I'm not saying you're bad. You're hopelessly dreadful!
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Stupid floppy ears, your legs are offensively small!
0:04:30 > 0:04:34You'll never amount to anything. Anything! Do you hear me!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36DOG WHINES PITIFULLY
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Oh, lads, lads! Come on now! No, the show!
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Please, anything! No, wait! Come back, please!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45The show, the show...! Oh!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Oh, Erica! Ha! Um...
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Have you met Melvyn O'Doom?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55JAZZY RIFF
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Huh!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Hi, Melv.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06She can't find anything to criticise about you!
0:05:06 > 0:05:10- So?- That makes you the perfect person to share a cell with her.
0:05:10 > 0:05:15Only you can do it. Keep her quiet, I'll think of a way out of this.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Pete's my cellmate!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Move him out, Melv! Come on, you can do it!
0:05:20 > 0:05:24I'll talk to the acts again. We have to save the Freedom Show!
0:05:25 > 0:05:26But Guv...!
0:05:28 > 0:05:33- Oh, nice drink. Ah, lovely. Burp! Which one of you did that?!- Pete!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36You can't be here when Erica arrives!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- I'm too late!- Nocchio!
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Peter Nocchio, what a surprise you're still in here!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44What did I write about you?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Oh, yes...
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Peter Nocchio, what a load...
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Whoa!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Hoh, Charlie.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Argh!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Oh, I'm terribly sorry(!)
0:05:57 > 0:05:59LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:05:59 > 0:06:04Don't look at me like that! What are you looking at?!
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Ooh!
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Silly little horsey! Eugh! Ha-ha-ha-ha!- Not to the horse!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- I'll decapitate you!- Yikes!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14I hate green! Your teeth are too big for you!
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Your eyes are horrible and I hate black hair!- Ted Astaire!
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- You're gonna have to go! No!- Argh!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Don't do pink. Wurgh!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Pick on someone your own size!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31# Give away your smile Just be... #
0:06:32 > 0:06:34SQUELCH
0:06:34 > 0:06:36What's going on? What's all this noise?!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Erica's been flattened!
0:06:39 > 0:06:40FANFARE
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Brilliant! Erica's been squished! The Freedom Show is saved!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47ALL: Hooray!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50The acts can perform in safety. In that case...
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- How do I look?- Divine!
0:06:52 > 0:06:57Thank you very much. I-i-i-i-it's showtime!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59KLAXON AND SIRENS
0:06:59 > 0:07:02MC: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HM Slammer,
0:07:02 > 0:07:06where you decide which prisoner is to be released.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Please welcome your host,
0:07:08 > 0:07:12keeping lapsed entertainers in 8x4 containers,
0:07:12 > 0:07:14It's...the Governor!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- Who's the Governor?! - ALL: You're the Governor!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35We have a marvellous show for you
0:07:35 > 0:07:39and you decide who'll take the walk of freedom.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42We've got some sensational prison performers,
0:07:42 > 0:07:45but they're trained, so don't try it at home.
0:07:45 > 0:07:50We have a man who plays a musical saw, called Dennis Teeth. Whoo!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52ALL: Whoo!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55A great ventriloquist called Marc Metral!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57ALL: Whoo!
0:07:57 > 0:08:00And an unusual act on a trampoline called Jeff Jay.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02ALL: Whoo!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05First, felon fans, a really sensational act
0:08:05 > 0:08:09and a strange act. I've never seen anything like it.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13He's been in for four years, will he go free today? Let's make noise
0:08:13 > 0:08:15for Timo Marc!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:08:18 > 0:08:20JOLLY MUSIC
0:08:29 > 0:08:31AUDIENCE GASP AND CLAP
0:08:56 > 0:08:57AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:10:46 > 0:10:49APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Let's hear it for Timo Marc. Round of applause, please!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59APPLAUSE AND SCREAMING
0:10:59 > 0:11:04Personally, I shouldn't say it, but I hope he goes free this week.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06He's costing us a fortune in tellies!
0:11:06 > 0:11:09What did you think? Mr Burgess's side?
0:11:09 > 0:11:13It was brilliant, I loved everything.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- You wouldn't change anything?- No.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16What about you?
0:11:16 > 0:11:20He could brush up a little more with the costume.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24I'm not keen on blue, I prefer black. But that's just me.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28At the end of the day, you make the decisions.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Yeah.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31What did you think?
0:11:31 > 0:11:36It was wonderful cos he could do all of them imaginit...
0:11:36 > 0:11:37..imanage...
0:11:38 > 0:11:41..smart stuff and it was really funny.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43What did you think of that?
0:11:43 > 0:11:50It was absolutely amazing because it was so real,
0:11:50 > 0:11:55all the time...it was so, so good all the time.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56I couldn't even...
0:11:56 > 0:11:59My mouth was already...
0:11:59 > 0:12:01I was gobsmacked.
0:12:01 > 0:12:06- We got there in the end.- Yes. - Gobsmacked.- What did you think?
0:12:06 > 0:12:10It was brilliant cos it was very entertaining and magical.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Ten out of ten.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Could you sum that act up for us in one word?
0:12:15 > 0:12:16Fantastic.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Fantastic, sir.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Will Timo Marc go free from The Slammer?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23You decide, ladies and jailbirds!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25But three more acts to see.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Now, a most unusual act...
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Eurgh, eurgh!
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Get your back into it, man! Come on!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Will you please welcome...
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Dennis Teeth!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:12:49 > 0:12:51HE PLAYS THE SAW
0:12:55 > 0:12:57HE PLAYS STRANGERS ON THE SHORE
0:13:51 > 0:13:53APPLAUSE
0:14:00 > 0:14:02DRUM ROLL
0:14:07 > 0:14:10HE PLAYS RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD
0:14:10 > 0:14:13HE WHISTLES ALONG
0:14:25 > 0:14:26AUDIENCE CLAP IN TIME
0:14:33 > 0:14:35APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:14:35 > 0:14:37THE SLAMMER THEME PLAYS
0:14:41 > 0:14:45That's the wonderful sounds of Dennis Teeth.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48He got into trouble for promising to tell the tooth
0:14:48 > 0:14:53the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56What did you think?
0:14:56 > 0:14:59What about you, have you had any dental work?
0:14:59 > 0:15:04- No.- Root canal?- No.- Abscess removed? - No.- Nothing like that?- No.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- What about you, miss? - I thought it was incredible
0:15:07 > 0:15:12and different to everything. It was amazing, what he did with the saw.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Did you like Dennis Teeth?
0:15:14 > 0:15:18This performance wasn't really good,
0:15:18 > 0:15:22but I don't like the music, it was too slow for me
0:15:22 > 0:15:24and I like a bit of rap music.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Rap music?!
0:15:25 > 0:15:26On a saw?!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29And for a final word, sir, sum that act up.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Fabulous.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Fabulous, sir!
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Will Dennis Teeth go free? You decide.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Our next perform...
0:15:37 > 0:15:38CLUNKS AND BANGS
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Rubbish, I've seen more power in a damp sock!
0:15:41 > 0:15:45And your nose is too big and your hat looks silly!
0:15:45 > 0:15:48You're useless!
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Please go mental for Marc Metral!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Thank you! Hello, everybody.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01I need somebody to help me.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Don't move - maybe you? Yes, OK.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06How are you? Good. OK.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09You come also? Oui? Thank you.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12We have plenty of volunteer. You come also?
0:16:12 > 0:16:15All right, thank you. On this side, OK, you come.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18OK, a big hand for these.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:16:20 > 0:16:22OK, you stay like that.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25OK, I would like to know, what is your name?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- Russell.- Russell, come here, please.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32- Here we have?- Minaj. - I have to remember, eh?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Here we have?- Inestes. - And beautiful?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Niccoli.- Niccoli.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39It's easy, what I have to ask you,
0:16:39 > 0:16:43is open and close mouths, without speaking. You first.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47When I squeeze the hand, just open, one time, the mouth.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Are you ready?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- DEEP VOICE: Yeah.- Good.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Nice voice, huh? - DEEP VOICE: Oh, Yeah!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Very macho, eh?
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Macho, macho, macho!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59You keep the voice to go home, OK?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Yeah, yeah!- OK!
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Stay here, we go with you now.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Look at the audience. Same thing, you remember?
0:17:07 > 0:17:08SHRILL WAILS
0:17:08 > 0:17:09LAUGHTER
0:17:09 > 0:17:12We have a problem. What's the matter?
0:17:12 > 0:17:13SHRILL NOISE
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- Take a rest, OK? - HIGH VOICE: Yeah, yeah!
0:17:16 > 0:17:20We go together now. We go with you, all together. We make a duo.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22You remember what I say?
0:17:22 > 0:17:26- SILLY VOICE: Yes, yes. - Good. It's very nice.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28SILLY VOICE: Very good, very good!
0:17:28 > 0:17:29LAUGHTER
0:17:29 > 0:17:33- Do you like your voice? - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
0:17:33 > 0:17:34You're a beautiful girl.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37GIRLY VOICE: Yeah!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Look at the audience, OK?
0:17:39 > 0:17:40GIRLY VOICE: Yeah!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42A bit shy, eh?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44First time on stage?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46GIRLY VOICE: Last time!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Music please!
0:17:48 > 0:17:52We sing a song now. You stay with your new fiancee like that, OK?
0:17:52 > 0:17:57I go between, OK? You was perfect. Look at the audience, not me.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00# I'm singing in the rain
0:18:00 > 0:18:03DEEP VOICE: # Just singing in the rain
0:18:03 > 0:18:06# What a glorious feeling
0:18:06 > 0:18:08HIGH VOICE: # I'm happy again
0:18:10 > 0:18:11# I'm laughing at clouds
0:18:12 > 0:18:15SILLY VOICE: # So dark up above
0:18:15 > 0:18:17# The sun in my heart
0:18:17 > 0:18:19SILLY VOICE: # Nuh-la-la-la
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Catastrophe!
0:18:20 > 0:18:22No is Placido Domingo.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24# Ready for love
0:18:24 > 0:18:25HIGH VOICE: # Ruh-uh-la-la
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Oh, dear. Sabotage, eh?
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Just take a rest, eh? The doctor is coming, don't worry. Yes?
0:18:32 > 0:18:33OK?
0:18:33 > 0:18:34GIRLY VOICE: Yeah!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36I love her voice!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39# La-la-la-la-la-la
0:18:39 > 0:18:43GIRLY VOICE: # La-la-la-la-la-la
0:18:40 > 0:18:42SILLY VOICE: # La-la-la-la-la
0:18:42 > 0:18:44GETS FASTER AND FASTER
0:18:44 > 0:18:46RIOTOUS LAUGHTER
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Merci beaucoup!
0:18:49 > 0:18:50APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:18:57 > 0:19:01Come on! Big round of applause for Marc Metral!
0:19:02 > 0:19:07Wonderful. But was it good enough to set him free? Let's find out.
0:19:07 > 0:19:13Marc Metral. You looked like you were enjoying him, miss. Were you?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16I loved this act, he was really sensational.
0:19:16 > 0:19:22I liked it when he made the children speak their...these silly voices.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25What did you think of Marc Metral?
0:19:25 > 0:19:29He was amusing because he made me laugh, I want him to be set free.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33- What did you make of it? - I loved the way he did the voices.
0:19:33 > 0:19:39- He would be my number one vote to let go today.- An open-and-shut case?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Yep.- "Let the man go", I hear you cry, sir.- Yeah.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Could you cry that for me, sir?
0:19:45 > 0:19:50- I'd let him go.- Shout it.- I'd let him go!- Shout it from the rooftops.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- I'd let the man go! - Bring it on! Come on!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- I'd let the man go!- That's the one!
0:19:55 > 0:20:00A final word from this gentleman...here.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- I thought it was excellent. - Final word, sir. Just one.
0:20:04 > 0:20:10- Excellent.- Excellent, sir.- Just one more performing prisoner act to see.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11And what an act it is.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14MUFFLED VOICE
0:20:14 > 0:20:18You?! That's your presentation of a wall, is it?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21SHE GASPS
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Rubbish! Call those bricks?!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27I'd be ashamed to go out in that mortar!
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Wouldn't be surprised if you didn't collapse!
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Will you please raise the roof, jailers and jailbirds,
0:20:35 > 0:20:38for the trampolining tricks of Jeff Jay!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:20:45 > 0:20:48CRAZY CALYPSO MUSIC
0:21:12 > 0:21:14THEY CLAP ALONG
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Forward!
0:21:42 > 0:21:44I'll have another go!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Forward!
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Back!
0:22:29 > 0:22:30I'll take it off.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50Hoop-la!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23LOUD APPLAUSE
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Let's hear it for Jeff Jay. Come on!
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Oh, wow!
0:23:35 > 0:23:36Wow!
0:23:36 > 0:23:40We were going to save money on the trampoline.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42He was going to bounce on my tummy.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44What did you think, Mr Burgess?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Did he bounce high enough?
0:23:46 > 0:23:50I think you must let that jumping lunatic go
0:23:50 > 0:23:54because it's brilliant. Ten out of ten.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- Jumping lunatic. That's a harsh epithet.- What did you think?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00It was cool and spectacular
0:24:00 > 0:24:03and I liked when he was doing the back flips.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Good, weren't they?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07What about you, young lady?
0:24:07 > 0:24:11It was like, good cos he didn't just use the trampoline,
0:24:11 > 0:24:17he used the dive board as well which was comical when he fell off it.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- And did you like the comedy, miss?- Yeah.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21What did you think?
0:24:21 > 0:24:25I thought he was funky, hilarious and he rocks.
0:24:25 > 0:24:30So, to sum that act up in one final word. Miss?
0:24:30 > 0:24:32- Smashing.- Smashing, sir.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Well, four convicted convict acts,
0:24:35 > 0:24:36one walk of freedom.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Who will it be? Welcome them back.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Timo Marc, Dennis Teeth,
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Marc Metral
0:24:43 > 0:24:46and Jeff Jay.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51There they are. Wonderful.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55All hoping to win their chance for freedom with this.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58The sensational clap-o-meter.
0:24:58 > 0:25:04Now remember, the more you clap and cheer, the higher the score.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08- I thought they were all tremendous. - AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:25:08 > 0:25:11First of all, it was a very unusual act.
0:25:11 > 0:25:16Let's hear what you're gonna score on the clap-o-meter. Timo Marc.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19LOUD CHEERS
0:25:23 > 0:25:25That's a great score. 95.5.
0:25:25 > 0:25:30Right, now, an act that you'd never seen before, have you?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Playing a saw like a violin.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Let's see what you'll give to Dennis Teeth.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38POLITE APPLAUSE
0:25:42 > 0:25:44You will be staying.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48We've booked you for The Slammer staff party. That's good.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51The score to beat is 95.5.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55Will this next act get it? A marvellous ventriloquism act,
0:25:55 > 0:25:58it was Marc Metral.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:26:04 > 0:26:08It's 94.7. Oh!
0:26:09 > 0:26:12That's puts Marc Metral into second.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Still in the lead with Timo Marc.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Timo will be making the walk to freedom
0:26:18 > 0:26:20unless this final act tips him.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24What did you think of Jeff Jay's trampoline?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27LOUD CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Let's have a look.
0:26:31 > 0:26:36Was that the winning..? No! Timo Marc is the winner.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Timo Marc goes free.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Give him a big cheer.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43He goes free.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46There you go, Timo Marc. Take the rest to the cells.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50- What's for supper? - Sloppy, ploppy porridge.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52It's always sloppy, ploppy porridge.
0:26:52 > 0:26:56Give them a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59APPLAUSE
0:26:59 > 0:27:01That's it from The Slammer.
0:27:01 > 0:27:06- If you can't sing, dance or rhyme... - ALL: Don't do the crime!
0:27:06 > 0:27:11We'll see you soon for more fun on The Slammer. Bye-bye.
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0:27:36 > 0:27:39Ah! Rubbish! You call that a prod?
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Ooh, now that's more like a prod.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Getting better.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56EVIL LAUGH