0:00:02 > 0:00:03KLAXON SOUNDS
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# You've been found guilty Of a howlin' showbiz crime
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# So welcome to the Slammer
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Where you're gonna serve your time
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# With every type of minstrel
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Entertainer and artiste
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# Performing to the limit to try and get released
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# So go fetch the audience
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Bring them to the Slammer
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Polish up your act
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# With a bit of glitz and glamour
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Your fate is in their hands
0:00:33 > 0:00:34# So make 'em cheer and clap
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's the only way you'll ever leave the Slammer
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- # Leave the Slammer - It's the only way you'll ever leave
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# The Slammer! #
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Ri-i-ight! Time for bed, you horrible lot!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Yes, nighty-nighty, everyone.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54So, Frank, who's in tomorrow's Freedom Show?
0:00:54 > 0:00:59- We've got the Ladder Man. - Oh, he's going up in the world.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Very good, sir. There's Gerry Phillips, the musical 'and trumper.
0:01:03 > 0:01:08SQUEEZES THE FRENCH NATIONAL ANTHEM
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Phew, don't light a match, Mr Burgess.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13It's disgusting, sir.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15There's Douglas Lee and his glass harp.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19HE PLAYS A HIGH, EERIE MELODY
0:01:19 > 0:01:23His glasses are always half-full. I love a positive thinker.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Frank, where's Andrea Alton, the amazing aerial performer?
0:01:27 > 0:01:32- She's already asleep, sir. - Best leave her where she is, Frank.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33LULLABY PLAYS
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Nokio, get yourself in that cell now.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- Mr Burgess, w-w-we're scared. - Captain Burgess, we're scared!
0:01:42 > 0:01:46Scary, scary Mary! Strange flashing lights in the sky.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Strange flashing lights in the sky?
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Last night, there was something hovering over the prison.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Aliens! They'll abduct us all!
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Now, Titch... Oh, er...Peter, this is a prison.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02It's impossible for you to get out,
0:02:02 > 0:02:07- and it's difficult for anyone else to get in.- Like imaginary aliens!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- But the light...- Get in there, lad!
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Oh!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15He's got quite an imagination, that lad.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17OWL HOOTS
0:02:17 > 0:02:21I'm convinced those flashing lights are a UFO, Titch.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Stop saying that, you turkey!
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Those googly-eyed aliens, they freak me out, man! A-a-ah!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Pete, will you please go to sleep?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32STRANGE THROBBING HUM
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Melvin, come and look.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- They're getting closer. - What is that?
0:02:38 > 0:02:41I don't know, but it's coming out of...
0:02:41 > 0:02:43BOTH: Wa-a-a-ah!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52See any little spaceships last night, did we?
0:02:52 > 0:02:57- Spaceships? I don't know what you're talking about.- I slept really well.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Mm.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03THEY GRUNT
0:03:03 > 0:03:04THEY GOBBLE
0:03:04 > 0:03:07DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:03:10 > 0:03:15Mr Burgess, there's something odd today with Melvin and Pete.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19There's always something odd about them. Why's today different?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Melvin? Pete?
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Nokio! Odoom!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- Are you talking to us?- Of course I'm talking to you idiots.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30What's with all the strange behaviour?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Right! Governor's office, now!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Nice flower!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Behaving a little strangely.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- This is tasty. Do you fancy a bite? - I don't like it.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- They're up to something. It won't work!- Hang on a sec!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Maybe they're not themselves!
0:04:03 > 0:04:07What if Melvin and Pete have been abducted by aliens?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11THEY LAUGH
0:04:11 > 0:04:14That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17It is a bit silly, even for me.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Hold on a minute.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20THEY YELL
0:04:21 > 0:04:24THEY SCREAM
0:04:24 > 0:04:28I don't believe it! Melvin and Peter have been replaced by aliens!
0:04:28 > 0:04:32What have you done, you slimy, green...?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34THEY SPEAK AN ALIEN LANGUAGE
0:04:36 > 0:04:39HE REPLIES IN THEIR LANGUAGE
0:04:39 > 0:04:40THEY LAUGH
0:04:41 > 0:04:44What kind of silly language is that then?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47It's Yurginalian, Mr Burgess. Spoken on Planet Yurg.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- You speak Yurginalian, Jeremy? - Apparently.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53HE SPEAKS YURGINALIAN
0:04:53 > 0:04:55..Melvin?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01They say they're holding Peter and Melvin captive
0:05:01 > 0:05:03on their space saucer...
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Ah! They will release them, but they have demands.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Demands? I'll give them demands!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11ELECTRIC CRACKLE
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Carry on.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16HE SPEAKS YURGINALIAN
0:05:16 > 0:05:20They want a life-sized cut-out of Sarah from Girls Aloud...
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Good choice.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24THEY SPEAK YURGINALIAN
0:05:25 > 0:05:30- ..a signed photo of the Chuckle Brothers and a mackerel.- Deal!
0:05:35 > 0:05:40- What was it like on the space saucer?- Space saucer?- What?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- Don't tell me you've forgotten! - I feel weird.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46I remember falling asleep in my cell.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49You're back just in time for the Freedom Show!
0:05:49 > 0:05:51THEY CHATTER EXCITEDLY
0:05:51 > 0:05:58- They're saying they'd like to stay and watch the show.- No problem!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00So, how do I look?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02THEY CHATTER ADMIRINGLY
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Thank you very much!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06In that case, it's show time!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Ladies and gentlemen,
0:06:09 > 0:06:11and beings from another planet!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Welcome to HM Slammer,
0:06:13 > 0:06:17where you decide which prisoner is to be released!
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Now, please welcome your host - he's a really smashing fella,
0:06:21 > 0:06:24and his prison's inter-stellar!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26It's...the Governor!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Who's the Governor? ALL:- You're the Governor!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48You're marvellous jailers and jailbirds!
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Ready for sensational entertainment?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- ALL:- Yeah!
0:06:53 > 0:06:57We've got some sensational performing prisoners.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00We've got an act that defies description.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02A very handy act, Gerry Phillips!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- ALL:- Ooh!
0:07:04 > 0:07:09We've got a marvellous aerial performer, called Andrea Alton.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- ALL:- Ooh!
0:07:11 > 0:07:15We've got a gentleman who's a classy, glassy act - Douglas Lee!
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- ALL:- O-o-o-oh!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20But right now, to kick off the Freedom Show today,
0:07:20 > 0:07:24we've got a man who's going right up in the world,
0:07:24 > 0:07:27because he's a ladder act. He performs on a ladder.
0:07:27 > 0:07:33He's serving 16 months for giving RUNG information to the police!
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Will you please, jailers and jailbirds, welcome...
0:07:37 > 0:07:39the Ladder Man!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:46 > 0:07:49PIANO PLAYS
0:09:06 > 0:09:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:41 > 0:09:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:22 > 0:10:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:35 > 0:10:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:40 > 0:10:45There we are, yes! Give him a big hand there.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Brilliant! Whoa!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Whatever you do, don't try that on your ladder at home!
0:10:52 > 0:10:57What about everybody else? Is the Ladder Man going over the wall?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Let's ask Mr Burgess.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03It reminded me I must get the ladders out and paper the bedroom.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06- What did you think? - He did really well on his hands,
0:11:06 > 0:11:10cos he went on top of the ladder.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- And?- And it was really cool.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- You enjoyed it?- Yes, I did. - What about you?
0:11:15 > 0:11:19I liked it when he balanced on the ladder and done tricks.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Did you enjoy it?
0:11:21 > 0:11:25I enjoyed it very much. The stunt was mind-blowing,
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- and I want his job.- Really?- Yeah.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Anything to say on that, sir?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32HE SPEAKS IN YURGINALIAN
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Oh, really? Thank you very much.
0:11:36 > 0:11:43And, for one final word to sum that act up. Sir?
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Fantastic.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Fantastic, sir.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Well, there's your views on the Ladder Man. Will he go free?
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Three more prisoners to see.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56The next act's hard to describe. He makes noises with his hands.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58PFFRT! Know what I mean? Yes!
0:11:58 > 0:12:03He's serving 4.5 years in the Basil Brush Wing here,
0:12:03 > 0:12:07all on trumped-up charges, will you please welcome Gerry Philips!
0:12:07 > 0:12:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:13 > 0:12:16MUSIC: Mexican Hat Dance
0:12:16 > 0:12:20HE REPLICATES THE TUNE WITH HIS HANDS
0:12:20 > 0:12:23LAUGHTER
0:12:31 > 0:12:34MUSIC: "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
0:12:34 > 0:12:37# I see a little Silhouette-o of a man
0:12:37 > 0:12:41# Scaramouche, scaramouche Will you do the fandango
0:12:41 > 0:12:44# Thunderbolt and lightning Very, very frightening me
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- # Galileo - Galileo
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- # Galileo - Galileo
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- # Galileo, Figaro - Magnifico-o-o-o-o
0:12:51 > 0:12:54# I'm just a poor boy Nobody loves me
0:12:54 > 0:12:57# He's just a poor boy From a poor family
0:12:57 > 0:13:00# Spare him his life From this monstrosity... #
0:13:00 > 0:13:04MUSIC: The Can-Can
0:13:28 > 0:13:34MUSIC: "The Slammer" Theme Tune
0:13:52 > 0:13:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:59 > 0:14:02My word! Let's hear some applause for Gerry Philips!
0:14:02 > 0:14:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:07 > 0:14:10He shook hands with me, I said, "How dare you?!"
0:14:10 > 0:14:13He can blow a raspberry with his mitts!
0:14:13 > 0:14:17What did you think of it? Unusual, but enough to go free?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Now. Entertainment?
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Incredible. I've never heard anything like it.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24- Did you enjoy it?- Yeah.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- You like that sort of filth?- Yeah.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- LAUGHTER - Strange young lady. What about you?
0:14:30 > 0:14:34It was noisy, and I'm glad he didn't do it with his bottom.
0:14:34 > 0:14:40- That he what?- That he didn't do it with his bottom.- I think we all are!
0:14:40 > 0:14:45His job is so wicked, he must love it. But he must hate it in here.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- Yeah. You're quite a deep thinker, aren't you?- Yes.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Quite a philosopher.- Thank you.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53- LAUGHTER - OK.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56What type of act is he?
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- Hysterical man. - Hysterical man, mm. Mm.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I thought it was funny,
0:15:01 > 0:15:05but I'm not sure all the noises were from his hands.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08You think they may have been ruminating from below?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10- Maybe.- Maybe.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14The sloppy, ploppy porridge we serve here tends to do that.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- LAUGHTER - And for a final word - Miss?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Cool!- Cool, sir!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22PFFRT! PFFRT! PFFRT!
0:15:22 > 0:15:25I still can't do it. Now, there's more to come.
0:15:25 > 0:15:30Now, this next lady is a sensation. She's an aerial performer,
0:15:30 > 0:15:32and she's serving four-and-a-half years
0:15:32 > 0:15:35in the Bob Monkhouse section of the Slammer,
0:15:35 > 0:15:40for fiddling with aerials. She got a bad reception from the court!
0:15:40 > 0:15:45But she's a great performer. Please welcome, jailers and jailbirds,
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Andrea Alton! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:54 > 0:15:56DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:19 > 0:16:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:28 > 0:16:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:56 > 0:16:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:23 > 0:17:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:39 > 0:17:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:57 > 0:18:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:06 > 0:18:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:16 > 0:18:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:21 > 0:18:26Andrea Alton, let's hear it for her, convict connoisseurs!
0:18:26 > 0:18:29- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Marvellous!
0:18:29 > 0:18:33She was marvellous. Did she do enough to go free?
0:18:33 > 0:18:38Will she fly high or go back down into the cells?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Let's find out, with Mr Burgess.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43CHEERING
0:18:43 > 0:18:47I thought I was a goner there for a minute. Right.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Did you enjoy the act, sir?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51She was good, but I'm not sure she'll win.
0:18:51 > 0:18:58- Do you mean she should not be let back into society, sir?- Well...yeah.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Was that your type of act? - It was amazing
0:19:00 > 0:19:04when she hung on by her foot and hand. She must be strong.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07And at the end, she went round and round.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- She must be dizzy.- Good though?- Yeah.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Have you anything constructive to say?
0:19:13 > 0:19:15THEY CHATTER
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Oh... Hold on, hold on... Gimbert!
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- Yes, Mr Burgess? Here, sir. - What are these two saying?
0:19:22 > 0:19:26THEY CHATTER
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- They liked her hat.- That's it?!
0:19:30 > 0:19:34- Oh, yes.- They liked her hat?! - They loved it!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Thank you, gentlemen, how very constructive(!)
0:19:37 > 0:19:41That was amazing, fantastic, brilliant and superb.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- Not enough good words(!) Think of a few more.- Magnificent.- OK!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- And your final word?- Confused?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Conf... What?! - Confused.- About what?!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54I'm just muddled up! She's dizzy!
0:19:54 > 0:19:59About life in general? Do you not know where your life's going, sir?
0:19:59 > 0:20:03- Have you ever thought of a career in the prison service?- No!
0:20:03 > 0:20:07That's a shame. Think it over. Confused, sir.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Now, this next act is sensational. It's a real class act.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14In fact, it's a class glass act. I can't describe it,
0:20:14 > 0:20:20so I won't. Jailers and jailbirds, please welcome Douglas Lee!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:29 > 0:20:32HE PLAYS A LIVELY TUNE
0:21:06 > 0:21:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:09 > 0:21:13HE PLAYS "AXEL F"
0:21:33 > 0:21:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:35 > 0:21:39I'm gonna do something a bit different, so cue the band!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42BAND STRIKES UP
0:21:42 > 0:21:47HE PLAYS "WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN"
0:21:47 > 0:21:50AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG
0:22:35 > 0:22:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:40 > 0:22:45Let's hear some noise for Douglas Lee, jailers and jailbirds!
0:22:45 > 0:22:49- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Come on! Marvellous.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53A very classy, glassy, glassy, classy act.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54But will he cut the mustard?
0:22:54 > 0:22:59Will he be raising a glass and saying, "Cheers!"? Let's find out.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- Go on, sir.- That was astonishing, but what was up with his hair?
0:23:03 > 0:23:07What was up with his hair indeed, sir. What would you do to it?
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- Cut it.- Cut it? Right off?
0:23:10 > 0:23:15- Could you describe that, Miss? - Mad and wonderful, like his hair.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18I know. He's from America, he certainly looks
0:23:18 > 0:23:20like he's been in a few states!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22LAUGHTER
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- What about you, miss? - It was a bit boring to start,
0:23:25 > 0:23:30- but then the tunes got better. And I loved his hair.- You liked it?- Yes.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- Anything you'd like to do to re-style it?- Um...
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- No!- Jazz it up a little bit?- No.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39What about the costume? Too many scarves?
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Yeah.- You'd lose some?- Yeah. LAUGHTER
0:23:42 > 0:23:45It was amazing how he could
0:23:45 > 0:23:49make all the pitches and all... with the different cups.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53- The pitches?- Yes.- You know about music, pitching the notes!
0:23:53 > 0:23:57- Are you musical? - Erm... Kind of...!- Yes.
0:23:57 > 0:24:02Gentlemen, could you sum that act up for us in one final word?
0:24:02 > 0:24:06- BABBLES: A-fo-wah! - "A-fo-wah!", sir...!
0:24:06 > 0:24:10What tremendous performers. Now, the moment of truth.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Welcome them back to the stage of the Slammer!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:16 > 0:24:23Ladder Man, Gerry Phillips, Andrea Alton and Douglas Lee!
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Four very individual acts
0:24:26 > 0:24:30giving meaning to the word variety in the Slammer.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33We like variety. But which one will be going free?
0:24:33 > 0:24:37You decide, my convict connoisseurs, with the aid of this.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- The clap-o-meter. - FANFARE PLAYS
0:24:40 > 0:24:44In all its glory. The higher the noise you make,
0:24:44 > 0:24:48the bigger the score the convicted convict gets. OK?
0:24:48 > 0:24:52First was a very unusual act, with just a rose and a ladder.
0:24:52 > 0:24:57Will he go over the wall? Let's hear it for the Ladder Man!
0:24:57 > 0:25:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:03 > 0:25:08Right there, Gimbert, a good score, 88.9, very good, very good.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12That's good, that's good. Will it be enough? Who knows...
0:25:12 > 0:25:17Next, well... An act that was full of fun and trumpery,
0:25:17 > 0:25:20will you please show your appreciation -
0:25:20 > 0:25:24using your hands only - and some noise, for Gerry Phillips!
0:25:24 > 0:25:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:30 > 0:25:34Oh, dear! A bad wind blowing for Gerry, there, just 74 points.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38You're staying with us another night or week or two! Well,
0:25:38 > 0:25:40a high-flying performer next.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43She raised the expectations of the Slammer.
0:25:43 > 0:25:48Will she go free? Let's see, when you decide on Andrea Alton!
0:25:48 > 0:25:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:56 > 0:26:0190! A score bang on 90 for Andrea! That takes her into the lead, yes!
0:26:01 > 0:26:04At the moment there, as you see, in third position,
0:26:04 > 0:26:10it's Mr Phillips, then the Ladder Man, and Andrea's in the lead.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14One more performing prisoner to see, you heard him, very unusual,
0:26:14 > 0:26:17mixed about his hair, his music was great.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20What did you think of Douglas Lee?
0:26:20 > 0:26:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Close, oh, close!
0:26:29 > 0:26:33Very close! Going free, it's Andrea Alton with a score of 90!
0:26:33 > 0:26:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:36 > 0:26:42Give her a big hand, jailers and jailbirds, she's free! Free to go!
0:26:42 > 0:26:47That means the rest of them are staying with us for another night,
0:26:47 > 0:26:51but the good news is you're in time for supper. What's for supper?
0:26:51 > 0:26:57- Porridge, sir, served in a very special way.- What's the special way?
0:26:57 > 0:27:02- Sloppily and ploppily, sir! - Oh! Take 'em down, Mr Burgess!
0:27:02 > 0:27:08Give them a round of applause. Remember, that's it from us,
0:27:08 > 0:27:10join us for some more fun in the Slammer!
0:27:10 > 0:27:13If you can't sing, dance or rhyme...
0:27:13 > 0:27:16ALL: Don't do the crime!
0:27:16 > 0:27:21See you, jailers and jailbirds, bye-bye, everybody, bye-bye!
0:27:28 > 0:27:33# It's the only way You'll ever leave the Slammer! #
0:27:33 > 0:27:36WHOOSH!
0:27:38 > 0:27:44Safe journey home. If you leave now you should just miss the traffic.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Glad to see the back of those aliens, Mr Burgess?
0:27:51 > 0:27:55- Absolutely, sir.- Let's get the kettle on.- Coming, Uncle.