0:00:03 > 0:00:08# You've been found guilty Of a howling showbiz crime
0:00:08 > 0:00:13# So welcome to the slammer Where you're gonna serve your time
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# With every type of minstrel Entertainer and artiste
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# Performing to the limit To try and get released
0:00:21 > 0:00:25# So go fetch the audience Bring 'em to the slammer
0:00:25 > 0:00:30# And polish up your act With a bit of glitz and glamour
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# Your fate is in their hands So make 'em cheer and holler
0:00:34 > 0:00:39# It's the only way you'll ever leave the slammer
0:00:39 > 0:00:44# It's the only way you'll ever leave the slammer. #
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Ah, breakfast. The most important meal of the day.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Order from the Ministry, sir. Marked "important".
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Nothing's more important than breakfast!
0:00:55 > 0:01:00- Another one. Marked "More Important Than Breakfast".- All right...
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Order one - all prisoners must watch the Weakest Link.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Order two - special fried rice...?
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Order three - there must be a roller-skating act
0:01:10 > 0:01:12in the Freedom Show! Are they mad?!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Yes, Uncle. I prefer Deal Or No Deal!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18- Don't have a roller-skating act. - Orders are orders.
0:01:18 > 0:01:23We'll hold auditions to find the best roller skate act.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26The winner gets a place on the Freedom Show...
0:01:26 > 0:01:28along with the amazing Christopher,
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Duo Veslovski...
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Grim Baldy and the Bear.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Now, I'm late for a meeting...
0:01:36 > 0:01:37..with this cream cake.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38BUZZING
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Order four, sir. "No more cream cakes, Chunky Bum."
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Gimme that...
0:01:46 > 0:01:51- The slammer's gone roller skate mad. - Including me! Look at my skates!
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- Super-speedy boom-booms! - OK, I'm the only one without any.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Hey, Pete.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00The roller skate auditions are today. So guess what's in these?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03No way! That 37inch plasma TV we ordered!
0:02:03 > 0:02:09No. Roller skates. I swapped them for a few things we didn't need...
0:02:09 > 0:02:13We can enter the competition, win it, enter the Freedom Show,
0:02:13 > 0:02:16win that, get out the Slammer, then both get home!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Wow, you make it sound easy!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Auditions are at three. What time is it?- Six minutes past.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26We'll blag it. You've skated before, right?
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Not standing up...
0:02:27 > 0:02:30'It's day one on Britain's Got Wheels
0:02:30 > 0:02:34'and the auditions are about to start.'
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Excuse me, do you mind? We're trying to audition here!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- Clear off.- 'Sorry.'
0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Honestly.- Cheek.- Now, are we ready? Let's start.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47What I'm looking for is a really sensational,
0:02:47 > 0:02:49exciting, roller-skating act.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Someone to light up the Freedom Show.
0:02:51 > 0:02:56Yes, what I'm looking for is the very worst of roller skaters.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Someone I can be nasty to.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Well, what the, erm... Oh!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02What the...what the...
0:03:02 > 0:03:04What is that furry thing?
0:03:04 > 0:03:08We're looking for a star! We've found a lot of black holes.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12It's all part of the prison service.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Right, well, let the auditions commence!
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Next...
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Next.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Yeah... Yeah... No.
0:03:28 > 0:03:34Ha ha, yes. "Good" is not the word. "Rubbish" is the word!
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Next!
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Yes, I'd say I definitely, definitely...
0:03:39 > 0:03:40..need the loo.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43ALL: Next.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00Every single entrant, not one who could even stay upright.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04No roller skate act. The Ministry will sack us all!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07And look at the clock! Almost showtime!
0:04:07 > 0:04:11All we need is any idiot under the age of 90 who can skate!
0:04:11 > 0:04:12SIREN WAILS
0:04:12 > 0:04:16- Whoa!- Whoa!- Argh!
0:04:16 > 0:04:21- We're here for the auditions! - Are we too late?- Can you skate?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Of course!- Well, it's yes from me.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- Gimbert?- Yes?- Mr Burgess? - World class.- OK, you're in!
0:04:27 > 0:04:28BOTH: Yay... argh!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- In that case, how do I look? - ALL: Fine.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Thank you. It's show time!
0:04:34 > 0:04:38'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HM Slammer
0:04:38 > 0:04:41'where you decide which prisoner is to be released.
0:04:41 > 0:04:46'Please welcome your host, keeping locked up once they're caught,
0:04:46 > 0:04:49'all the acts that have been naught...y
0:04:49 > 0:04:50'It's the Guv'nor!'
0:04:50 > 0:04:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Who's the guv'nor?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10AUDIENCE: You're the guv'nor!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13What jailers and jailbirds! What a fantastic audience!
0:05:13 > 0:05:18Remember, you'll decide who's going free.
0:05:18 > 0:05:23We've got a cracking good act, cowboy whip act Duo Veslovsky!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25AUDIENCE: Wooh!
0:05:25 > 0:05:29We've got an unusual act called Grim Baldy And The Bear.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34And two prisoners on roller skates!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:05:36 > 0:05:41Now, convict connoisseurs, a sensational act for you.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44A puppet act with a difference, life-size.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Serving nine months in the Noel Edmunds wing
0:05:47 > 0:05:52for impersonating a police officer, a fire chief and a Red Indian.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Make some noise and give a warm welcome, jailers and jailbirds,
0:05:56 > 0:05:59to the Amazing Christopher!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:04 > 0:06:06DISCO BEAT PLAYS
0:06:12 > 0:06:16# Body Wanna feel my Body
0:06:16 > 0:06:20# Body Such a thrill, my body
0:06:20 > 0:06:24# Body Wanna touch my body
0:06:24 > 0:06:27# Body Check it out, my body. #
0:06:27 > 0:06:31# Every man wants to be A macho, macho man
0:06:31 > 0:06:35# To have the kinda body Always in demand. #
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Hey! Hey!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- # Macho, macho man - Macho man
0:06:42 > 0:06:46# I've got to be A macho man
0:06:46 > 0:06:50# Macho, macho man
0:06:50 > 0:06:52# I've got to be A macho... #
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Ow!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- # Macho, macho man - Yeah
0:06:57 > 0:07:01# I've got to be a macho man
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- # Macho, macho man - Hey, hey
0:07:05 > 0:07:07# I've got to be a macho... #
0:07:09 > 0:07:12NEW SONG BEGINS
0:07:12 > 0:07:14AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG
0:07:20 > 0:07:23# Young man There's no need to feel down
0:07:23 > 0:07:27# I said young man Pick yourself off the ground
0:07:27 > 0:07:31# I said young man Cos you're in a new town
0:07:31 > 0:07:35# There's no need to be unhappy
0:07:37 > 0:07:41# It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
0:07:41 > 0:07:46# It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
0:07:46 > 0:07:50# They have everything for young men to enjoy
0:07:50 > 0:07:52# You can hang out with all the boys
0:07:52 > 0:07:56# It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
0:07:56 > 0:08:01# It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
0:08:01 > 0:08:05# You can get yourself cleaned You can have a good meal
0:08:05 > 0:08:09# You can do whatever you feel
0:08:12 > 0:08:15# It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
0:08:15 > 0:08:19# It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
0:08:20 > 0:08:24# Young man, young man There's no need to feel down
0:08:24 > 0:08:28# Young man, young man Pick yourself off the ground
0:08:28 > 0:08:31# Y-M-C-A! #
0:08:31 > 0:08:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:36 > 0:08:39OK, give him a big hand, jailers and jailbirds!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41The Amazing Christopher!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Which one was he?!
0:08:43 > 0:08:47It's fun to stay at the YMCA but will he be staying here for longer?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Let's find out.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52My wife Marjorie goes in for that sort of thing. I don't.
0:08:52 > 0:08:57- What about you?- It was funny and very doolally.- Doolally?
0:08:57 > 0:09:02- Like that word, doolally?- Yeah. Tripped off the tongue rather nicely.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Say it again for me.- Doolally.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07- And again.- Doolally. - Again.- Doolally.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Think you're doolally?- No! - Am I?- Yes!- Thank you.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14The Amazing Christopher. Was he amazing?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- It was awesome. He should go free. - He should go free?
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- Should we let the other fellows free too?- Yeah, OK.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- Who's your favourite? - The middle one.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Yeah, he was a bit more animated.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Miss, Y...?- It was...- ..M-C-A! Oh!
0:09:29 > 0:09:33It was really hilarious cos it was, like, outrageous.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37The costumes were great and the puppets were lifelike.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39When he moved they all moved in time.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42One word. That's all I'm looking for. Miss?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- I enjoyed the music...- That's not one word, is it?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48One word every week. You know the rules.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- Music.- Music, sir!
0:09:51 > 0:09:56Will the Amazing Christopher dance out of the Slammer?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58On to a cracking good act now.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02They're serving three and a half years in the Shane Richie section
0:10:02 > 0:10:06and are doing it for WHIPPING other people's acts.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Please welcome Duo Veslovsky!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:06 > 0:11:09MUSIC: "Cotton Eye Joe" by Rednex
0:13:00 > 0:13:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:03 > 0:13:07Let's hear it for them! Take them away. My word!
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Do not even think of trying that very dangerous act.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13They've years of practice.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16But will they spend years in the Slammer?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Let's have a WHIP round and see.
0:13:18 > 0:13:23In the words of Annie Oakley, "Whip crack away, whip crack...away."
0:13:23 > 0:13:27I like how they used the whips in different ways.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Like the other act, perfectly executed.
0:13:29 > 0:13:35- Were they a CRACKING good act?- That was probably the best act I've seen,
0:13:35 > 0:13:40because it was so dangerous and accurate.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- I think it's important to be accurate, don't you?- Yeah.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Or you'd end with a shorter nose than you started.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Miss? - It was loud and exciting.
0:13:50 > 0:13:55I liked it when she stood on his shoulders spinning the whip round.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57- Have they paid their debt to society?- Yeah.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Tell us all about them.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03It was entertaining cos the outfit was funky and funny.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04One final word?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Amazing.- Amazing, sir!
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Whoa, will the whip crack aways be cracking away?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13You will decide later on with the clap-o-meter.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16On to a very unusual act.
0:14:16 > 0:14:22- Whoa...!- I've never skated before, Melvin. What we gonna do?
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- We'll have to make up some moves, we're on in a minute.- Like what?!
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- Erm... I'll spin you around. - Spin, right. Spin. good.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Oh, yeah. Great(!) Then I'll chuck up on your skates!- Oh, shut up!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Right, come on. Spin. Go.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Whoa... No, Melvin!
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- Argh!- Argh!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Normally we don't have animal acts in the Slammer.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46We make an exception for Gimbert.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49We have a very unusual double act now...
0:14:49 > 0:14:50BOTH: Argh...!
0:14:50 > 0:14:53A gentleman back to the old circus days,
0:14:53 > 0:14:55and a bear but not a normal bear,
0:14:55 > 0:14:57called Grim Baldy and the Bear.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59ALARM BELLS RING
0:14:59 > 0:15:02BOTH: Whoa! Argh!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04CLANG!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06BIRDS TWEET
0:15:06 > 0:15:08That's one way.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12They're serving four and a half years in the Les Dawson section
0:15:12 > 0:15:16and they're doing it, jailers and jailbirds,
0:15:16 > 0:15:18as Grim Baldy and the Bear!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Rargh! Grrr!
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Rargh! Rargh!
0:15:36 > 0:15:42Ladies and gentlemen, I am the great Grim Baldy.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Trapped within this cage lies Bruin The Brutal,
0:15:48 > 0:15:51the amazing performing bear.
0:15:51 > 0:15:56See as the savage beast is tamed by the sweet power of music.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Forth, Bruin, forth!
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Rargh! Rargh! Grrr!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Pick a card, any card.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Don't show me. That's it. Lovely.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Now look at it and show it to people but don't show Bruin.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16What are you doing?!
0:16:16 > 0:16:17I'm a performing bear.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Now just put it back in the pack...
0:16:20 > 0:16:24- Don't show me. Anywhere you like. Put it back.- But... But...
0:16:24 > 0:16:27They want to see a dancing bear! Dance for them!
0:16:27 > 0:16:32I just thought it could be better. You know, Freedom Show day...
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Your card will magically appear!
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- Back in the box!- It'll be brilliant, you'll love it!
0:16:38 > 0:16:39..or no more honey!
0:16:43 > 0:16:44No more honey?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46GIGGLING
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- AUDIENCE: Aw!
0:16:49 > 0:16:54- Don't pander to him!- I'm not a panda! I'm a bear!- Get in there!
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Ladies and gentlemen, Bruin the dancing bear.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Rargh! Rargh!
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Grrr!
0:17:03 > 0:17:05What?! What?!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Oh, yes, you've got the idea now!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Oh, you're cutting some funky shapes, yes!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Show them your stuff! Oooh!
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Oh, yes! MC Bruin takes it to the max.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Show them your bare chest.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23- That's my BEAR chest! - One for the ladies there!
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Fantastic, you great clumsy oaf!
0:17:25 > 0:17:29- You look ridiculous! - May I have this dance?- Of course!
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Whoa! Ooh...
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Argh!
0:17:31 > 0:17:32CLANG!
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Oh, I'm stuck!- Yeah? How do you like it?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Now, where was I?
0:17:37 > 0:17:42Do you remember your card? Don't tell me! Don't tell me!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Was that your card?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47The two of pants...bums....clubs! Two of clubs!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Argh! POP!
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Now, pull your pants up! You look ridiculous.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55You're embarrassing us.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Ladies and gentlemen, I be Bruin, the amazing performing bear.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02This has been Grim Baldy. Good night!
0:18:02 > 0:18:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:04 > 0:18:09Just thought I'd get in a jail cell to see what it's like.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Ooh. I don't know, what did you think?
0:18:12 > 0:18:16We should give them six months for being BEAR in a public place!
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Mr Burgess, over to you.
0:18:18 > 0:18:24Was that quality comedy entertainment or just two grown men mucking about?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26The performance was unusual.
0:18:26 > 0:18:31- In what way, sir? Unusual unfunny? - Yes.- So, keep 'em in?- Yes.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Extend their sentence, sir? - Yes, to 300 years.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- 300 years?!- Yes.- A bit harsh but I like your style, sir!
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Did you like Grim Baldy and the Bear?
0:18:41 > 0:18:45I liked when he got his head stuck in the bars.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- Did you find that hilarious and entertaining, miss?- Yes.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52I liked when he showed his pants at the end. It was funny.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Sum that act up in one final word, miss.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Fantastic!- Fantastic, sir.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Will Grim Baldy and the Bear be going free, who knows?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Now a change to the programme here.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Something a bit unusual here in the Slammer.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11You know we've got some marvellous performing prisoners...
0:19:11 > 0:19:13A prob... A problem?
0:19:13 > 0:19:17We've got a small technical problem, jailers and jailbirds.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21While I sort things out, a little musical interlude now.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26At the organ, yes, there we are. The magical genius of Gimbert.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Play something they like. Right...
0:19:28 > 0:19:31GIMBERT PLAYS ORGAN
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Keep playing!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Attention everyone...whoa, stairs...
0:19:39 > 0:19:43We've had a slight problem with one of the acts.
0:19:43 > 0:19:48Can any of you do an eye-popping, death defying roller-skating act?
0:19:48 > 0:19:52You? Again?! All right. Get your skates on!
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Skates on, haha!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58All right. Gimbert...yeah.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00You can stop now.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Gimbert...shut up and get off!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Go on, take that with you! Clear off!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Thank you very much!
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Now for the first time, a very special event,
0:20:10 > 0:20:13a chance for a performing prisoner to appear twice.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16You saw them cracking the whip,
0:20:16 > 0:20:19this time they're getting on their skates.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Please welcome the roller-skating Veslovskis!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:27 > 0:20:30DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:15 > 0:21:16CHEERING
0:21:33 > 0:21:34CHEERING
0:21:58 > 0:21:59CHEERING
0:22:40 > 0:22:42CHEERING
0:22:45 > 0:22:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Oh, wonderful!
0:22:49 > 0:22:53There we are! Give 'em a chance there!
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Give 'em a big round of applause, jailers and jailbirds!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:59 > 0:23:04Most importantly, do not try that even if you've got your own skates!
0:23:04 > 0:23:06They've practised for years.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09After that wonderful performance, will it be a case of,
0:23:09 > 0:23:13from the Slammer, clear off-ski to Veslovski
0:23:13 > 0:23:16or will it be "Sorry, mate. You weren't that great!"
0:23:16 > 0:23:18We'll find out with Mr Burgess.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Right then, miss. Your thoughts on that act?
0:23:22 > 0:23:26It was amazing! I liked the lifts cos they were daring and good.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- Enough danger for you, miss?- Yeah.
0:23:29 > 0:23:34- Would you like to see more danger? - No, I think it was good as it was.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- They got the danger just right? - Yeah.
0:23:36 > 0:23:41- I got dizzy just watching that act, did you?- Amazing, the best one yet.
0:23:41 > 0:23:46It's great how they skate so fast swinging round at the same time.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47- You gave it a score?- Ten out of ten.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- They're skating free?- Yeah.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51What about you, miss?
0:23:51 > 0:23:56To do just one act and execute it perfectly is brill
0:23:56 > 0:24:00but to do two and make them both amazing is really hard.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04They are performing twice. They'll get your vote?
0:24:04 > 0:24:08- Definitely.- For the roller-skating, not the whipping?- Yes.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Right.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Just the one...
0:24:12 > 0:24:14..on my say so...
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Eyes front and centre.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Are you ready?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Go!- Immense.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Immense, sir!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Ooh. Weren't they all good? Marvellous.
0:24:27 > 0:24:32Now, jailers and jailbirds, it's time welcome them back...
0:24:32 > 0:24:34all the performing prisoners!
0:24:34 > 0:24:35CHEERING
0:24:35 > 0:24:38The Amazing Christopher...
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Duo Veslovski...
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Grim Baldy and the Bear...
0:24:42 > 0:24:45and the roller-skating stars. Well!
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Ooh. A little unusual this week
0:24:47 > 0:24:50but only one act can go free from the Slammer,
0:24:50 > 0:24:54their debt to society and showbusiness paid.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58But who will it be? We will find out with the aid of this.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00The Clap-o-meter.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04The louder the noise you make, the higher the score.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06The highest score goes free.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Who will it be? First you saw him and his friends.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13I'm sure you'll give him a great, big welcome
0:25:13 > 0:25:17as you make some noise for the Amazing Christopher!
0:25:17 > 0:25:18CHEERING
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Ooh, look at that score! 83.6
0:25:25 > 0:25:31Wonderful. You didn't have many reservations about him, did you?
0:25:31 > 0:25:35Anyway, we move on now to a sensational whip-cracking act.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38They were wonderful. Do you think so?
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Give it up and make some noise for the Duo Veslovski!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Oh! Look at the score... Great scoring here!
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Cracking good stuff. 86...oh, they're in the lead!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56They're in the lead, 86.3
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Right. At the moment they'll be going free.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01But who will it be next?
0:26:01 > 0:26:05I've never seen an act quite as nutty as this. Did you enjoy them?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Grim Baldy and the Bear!
0:26:07 > 0:26:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Oh, it's just 76.4
0:26:15 > 0:26:20Well, you can have some honey on your porridge when you stay with us.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24For the first time we allowed someone to have another go
0:26:24 > 0:26:27because of problems with Melvin and Peter.
0:26:27 > 0:26:31They were sensational, they stepped in at the last minute.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35What did you think of the Veslovski Rollerskaters?
0:26:35 > 0:26:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Oh, wow! They've blown us away!
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Whoa, it's blown us away there! Sensational score. Look at that!
0:26:43 > 0:26:4892.8. That means, they're going free! They're going free!
0:26:48 > 0:26:52Give them a big cheer! Off you go then, you're free to go!
0:26:52 > 0:26:57Give them a big round of applause jailers and jailbirds! Yes.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00It means the rest of them are staying with us
0:27:00 > 0:27:03but the good news is, you can have supper.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07- Oh, Mr Burgess. What's for supper? - Chef's written it down for me, sir.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- Sloppy, ploppy porridge, sir! - Not again!
0:27:11 > 0:27:14We'll see you again soon for more fun on the Slammer.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18From all the gang, bye-bye, everybody. Bye!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Subtitles by Ross Mills Red Bee Media Ltd
0:27:29 > 0:27:32E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk
0:27:49 > 0:27:51WHIP!
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Now that's what I call WHIPPED cream!