0:00:01 > 0:00:03KLAXON WAILS
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# You've been found guilty Of a howlin' showbiz crime
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# So welcome to the Slammer
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Where you're gonna serve your time
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# With every type of minstrel
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Entertainer and artiste
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# Performing to the limit To try and get released
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# So go fetch the audience
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# Bring them to the Slammer
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# Polish up your act
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# With a bit of glitz and glamour
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# Your fate is in their hands
0:00:33 > 0:00:34# So make 'em cheer and clap
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's the only way you'll ever leave the Slammer
0:00:38 > 0:00:41- # Leave the Slammer - It's the only way you'll ever leave
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# The Slammer! #
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Why does it always rain on me?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50# Was it because I lied When I was 17? #
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Ha ha ha. Eurgh.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54TOILET FLUSHES
0:00:54 > 0:00:58And that was Britain's most talented toilet!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00FAINT APPLAUSE
0:01:00 > 0:01:03The moment you've been waiting for. What is it, Mr Burgess?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06It's time for the Slammer lottery, Sir.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07That's right.
0:01:07 > 0:01:12Where we decide who's gonna win a place in today's Freedom Show.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14What do we have to do, Mr Burgess?
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Release the balls and chain, Sir.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21So, the first act on the show is, Mr Gimbert?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Me? I can't perform.
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Oh, go on then.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26JAUNTY MUSIC
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Gimbert!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30The first act on the show is... Mr Gimbert?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Oh!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Andy Gebhardt!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41The second act out, Sir, Duo Full House.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44'TRUMPETING'
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Hey!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49The third act is Kis Faludy.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53APPLAUSE
0:01:53 > 0:01:56And the final act on the bill this week
0:01:56 > 0:01:58is Felicity, the invisible juggler.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01CIRCUS MUSIC
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Here's looking at you, kid... Wherever you are.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07To the winners, better get ready.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10To the losers, more sloppy-ploppy porridge.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Oh, typical. 'Yeah, typical.'
0:02:13 > 0:02:15I'm sure you'll get chosen one day.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- With my luck? They call me the Queen's Nose.- Queen's Nose?
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Never gets picked.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24At least you're not as unlucky as Jimmy Jinx.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Then why is he not in here?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27He is!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34I wasn't clowning around with banana skins. It was just bad luck.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38No such thing as bad luck - only human incompetence.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Who put this lamppost here? Get it moved, lad!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44See, Mr Burgess? I am a jinx.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I'm a magnet for ill winds and freakish accidents.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49No such thing as a jinx, lad.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50FLOWER SQUIRTS
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- How flaming dare you? - But I didn't do anything!
0:02:53 > 0:02:58- And I'm Natasha Kaplinsky(!) - Blimey, it's all gone wrong for you.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Get in that cell.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- But I'm not guilty! I shouldn't be here.- That's your bad luck.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Because you is, Jinx. You is.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09CLANG!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12CRASH
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Told you so.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Jimmy Jinx? In here?
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Oh, run for your lives!
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Oooh!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Oh, Uncle.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23See? It's started already.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28The bad luck, the accidents... We're doomed! Mr Gimbert!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- Yes?- Prepare Jimmy Jinx for release.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Release him? He's a danger and a menace.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- We don't want him here.- You can't release prisoners willy-nilly.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40I'm not releasing Willy Nilly.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44You stay there.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49No, I'm releasing The Unluckiest Man In The World.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Duh-duh-duuuuuh!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Not duh-duh-duhing?
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Not this week.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Fair enough.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Ooh, I can't wait for the show to start.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I really think this could be my big break.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Whoops.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Nobody sitting there? - Ow, do you mind?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Felicity, is that you?
0:04:13 > 0:04:14It's me, Jimmy!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Jimmy! You haven't changed a bit.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Nor have you!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Ow!
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- Was that your eye?- Ow! Yes! And that was the other one.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25- I'm sorry.- Ooch! Ooh. Ow!
0:04:25 > 0:04:28FELICITY CRIES
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Oh, that's my arm. I'm in agony.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34I'll have to pull out of the Freedom Show.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Felicity, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Forget it, Jimmy. Just leave me alone!
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Felicity... Felicity!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45You forgot your balls.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48That's just my luck.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52'Oi! You're not sitting there.' That's so rude.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56- It's "You're not sitting there, thank you."- Give him a break.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59What harm can one man do sitting at the table, eating?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Aaaargh!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04CRASH!
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Sorry. If...
0:05:05 > 0:05:07CRASH!
0:05:07 > 0:05:11SIRENS
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Watch out for... HUGE CRASH
0:05:14 > 0:05:15ALARM RINGS
0:05:15 > 0:05:19I'm really sorry about that one. You poor little lamb.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27SAD HARMONICA MUSIC
0:05:34 > 0:05:37No need to ask whose fault all this is.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I'm sorry. It was just bad luck.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Get back, Jinx. Get back!
0:05:41 > 0:05:44You've done more than enough harm for one day.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48- Look at poor Felicity. - At least we can see her now, Sir.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52She's an invisible juggler. You're not supposed to see her.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57- I've only got three acts now. - Well, I could always take her place.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00You? I'm not letting you near that stage.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- I can do me sword twirling.- No!
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- What about knife throwing?- No! - Fire breathing?- No!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Don't you understand "unluckiest man in the world"?
0:06:09 > 0:06:16Fine. I'll just stay here and serve my full 13 years of imprisonment.
0:06:16 > 0:06:1813 years?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Congratulations. You're on the show.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Yes, the Jinx is back!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Sorry, sorry. Just...
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Looking forward to the show?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Absolutely. Never felt better.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36You're not worried about "The Jinx"?
0:06:36 > 0:06:42Don't be silly. Dressed like this? What could possibly go wrong? Urgh!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Whooooah!
0:06:44 > 0:06:46CRASH
0:06:46 > 0:06:48I'll go and get changed.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- Ready for the show?- No, Melvin.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55- Don't come any closer. - You're not really jinxed.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58You see? How can I win?
0:06:58 > 0:07:03I've never won anything. I'm the unluckiest man in the world.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Exactly. You're the best.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Wait a minute. There's a bloke in Finland who's better.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12I'm the world's second unluckiest man world.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13That really is unlucky.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- TANNOY:- 'This is your final call.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19'Will all acts please wing it to the wings.'
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Break a leg.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Thanks, mate.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26I'm sorry.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Thanks, mate.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Well, boys?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33How do I look?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- The, erm...- The...
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Wha... Oh, yeah.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Divine, Sir.
0:07:38 > 0:07:43Thank you very much. In that case, it's show time.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45BUZZING
0:07:45 > 0:07:49'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HM Slammer,
0:07:49 > 0:07:53'where you decide which prisoner is to be released.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55'Now please welcome your host. He's...'
0:07:55 > 0:07:58TANNOY BUZZES
0:07:58 > 0:08:00'(It's not working. I don't know...)'
0:08:00 > 0:08:01BUZZING
0:08:01 > 0:08:04'(It was fine this afternoon.)'
0:08:05 > 0:08:06'Now, please...'
0:08:06 > 0:08:07CRACKLES 'Oh, get stuffed!'
0:08:07 > 0:08:12'(Oh, no, it's working.) It's the guv'nor!'
0:08:12 > 0:08:14APPLAUSE
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Who's the guv'nor?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31ALL: You're the guv'nor!
0:08:31 > 0:08:36Fantastic to see you. Are you ready for some Freedom Show fun?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38ALL: Yes!
0:08:38 > 0:08:42One act will go free from the Slammer and you will decide who.
0:08:42 > 0:08:47We've got some fabulous performing prisoners today.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51We've got Duo Full House. Ooooh!
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Very unusual act.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55We've got a marvellous act, a flipping good act.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59They go up in the air. They're wonderful. They're Kis Faludy.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03And an unlucky chap called Jimmy Jinx.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05ALL: Whooooo!
0:09:05 > 0:09:10To kick us off, please welcome Andy Gebhardt!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:00 > 0:10:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Come on. This show's over.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Round of applause for Andy Gebhardt.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Good stuff, eh? Good, wasn't it?
0:11:33 > 0:11:38But is it good enough to go free? Let's find out.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Right then. Coming to you first, Miss.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Did that act twirl your baton?
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Yes. It looked like the sticks were magnetic.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49How d'you do?
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Very well.- Good. You're not related to Mr Burgess?
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- Nope.- You talk a bit like him.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Did you like that act?
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- Brilliant, Sir.- He called me Sir.
0:11:59 > 0:12:05Just like Mr Burgess. Let's borrow Gimbert's hat. Try that.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Do your Mr Burgess impression.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Good day, Sir.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11LAUGHTER
0:12:11 > 0:12:14We could have you instead of Mr Burgess.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Good idea. Mr Burgess, you're fired!
0:12:17 > 0:12:21- What about you? - The part with two sticks was great.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23- That impressed you?- Yeah.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25- You don't want to see the others? - No.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27GIGGLING
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Right, up you get. Off you go.
0:12:29 > 0:12:34For one final word to sum that act up, Miss?
0:12:34 > 0:12:35Amazing.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Amazing, Sir!
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Your views on Andy Gebhardt. Will he go free? Too early to say.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44All set then, Jimmy?
0:12:44 > 0:12:45I am raring to go.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Shhhh.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51JIMMY COUGHS LOUDLY
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Do you mind?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56We're trying to do a Freedom Show.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Some people, I don't know.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01The next prisoners, a sensational act.
0:13:01 > 0:13:06They juggle, play the piano. They're masterful on the keys of the piano.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09But will they win the keys to the Slammer?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11You decide as you enjoy and appreciate
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Duo Full House!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17CHEERING
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Thank you.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Thank you very much.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Thank you.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41- There's more.- Oh, there's more. I'm sorry. I forgot. Are you sure?
0:13:41 > 0:13:42What was the p...?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45LAUGHTER
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Ah, ah, ah, ow. Ooh.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Are you OK?
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Wonderful... Wonderful.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58CLATTER
0:13:58 > 0:14:03- All right, the show is over. - Wait a second.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04The show must go on.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- It must go on.- I fix it for you.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- You fixed it?- Yes.- All right.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11It's time for classical music.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13A very difficult piece.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14CRACKS HIS FINGERS
0:14:14 > 0:14:17- ALL: Ohhhhh. - Are you OK?
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Chopin wrote this piece for only nine fingers.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Don't need this one.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25DRAMATIC PIANO MUSIC
0:14:30 > 0:14:33GIGGLING
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- This is ridiculous.- Now what?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38I'm an American. Back home, the pianos are bigger.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41I'm sorry about this.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42LAUGHTER
0:14:42 > 0:14:47It's much more comfortable down here. I'm gonna stay down here.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Mozart.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55MUSIC: SONATA IN C K545
0:15:22 > 0:15:26APPLAUSE
0:15:37 > 0:15:42Oh, let's have a big round of applause for Duo Full House.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47What did you think of Duo Full House?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Duo Full House there. Duo, meaning two.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Full House... A bingo expression. Miss?
0:15:53 > 0:15:58Amazing, hilarious, silly, excellent, clever, weird and stupid.
0:15:58 > 0:16:03And you've drawn a flow chart to signify that. Show it to everybody.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06There you go, everything there.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Did they do enough to be released? - I don't know yet.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12What did you think of Duo Full House?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14They have real potential.
0:16:14 > 0:16:20My favourite part was when he hit his head and played on the floor.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Did you like Duo Full House?
0:16:24 > 0:16:28Yep. I think the man played really good on the piano,
0:16:28 > 0:16:32especially when he threw the balls at the same time.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Score out of ten?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Er, I'd say four.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Four out of ten?! Not very high.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Not the best one yet. - Hedging his bets.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44And for one final word, Miss?
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Breathtaking.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49- Breathtaking.- That was Duo Full House and your opinions on them.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53< Now onto our next performing prisoners...
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Don't stand under a ladder. It's well unlucky.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01- You're right. Thanks, Pete. - That's all right.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Please welcome Kis Faludy!
0:17:07 > 0:17:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:14 > 0:17:17ROCK MUSIC
0:18:27 > 0:18:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Big cheer for Kis Faludy.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Kis Faludy. Have they kissed goodbye to freedom?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Kis Faludy. Was it any good?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13It was the best so far.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- And?- They should go to freedom.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Did you prefer the little or big fella?
0:19:19 > 0:19:20The little fella.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Why, Sir?
0:19:22 > 0:19:26- He did most of the act.- You're saying the big fella does nothing.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28He just jumped down.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32"He just jumped down." This is why they need to stay here.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Yeah.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- What did you think of them? - It was flipping awesome.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Could they improve?
0:19:38 > 0:19:42Erm, yeah, the bigger man doing a bit more.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45He gives all the weight to the little fella.
0:19:45 > 0:19:50- The little fella couldn't make the big fella jump up.- No.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Have they done enough?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- Yeah.- OK, jolly good.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56One final word. Miss?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- Erm, I think it was the best... - Oh, here we go.
0:19:59 > 0:20:03- I think it was the best... - What did I just say?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05One final word, Miss.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06- Fantastic.- Fantastic.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Got there in the end. Thank you.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13You've seen three acts. Have you enjoyed them?
0:20:13 > 0:20:14ALL: Yes!
0:20:14 > 0:20:18We have one more performing prisoner to see and he's very unlucky.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Jimmy, you're on.
0:20:20 > 0:20:25Right-o. Now that is bad luck. I've only locked myself in!
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Jimmy!
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Sorry, sorry.
0:20:28 > 0:20:33He's called Jimmy Jinx. He's doing 13 years in the Slammer.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36If it wasn't for bad luck, he'd have no luck at all.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40The unlucky, the unfortunate, Jimmy Jinx!
0:20:40 > 0:20:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Sorry!
0:20:47 > 0:20:48Sorry.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Thank you.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06# I can't believe That I'm on the Freedom Show
0:21:06 > 0:21:09# I'm gonna tell you all A little tale of woe
0:21:09 > 0:21:15# You won't believe your ears, oh!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18# You can't imagine The run of luck I've had
0:21:18 > 0:21:21# None of it good, all of it bad
0:21:21 > 0:21:26# It's been worse Than Britney Spears... #
0:21:26 > 0:21:27Come on!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29# Oh, look at me... #
0:21:29 > 0:21:30All together!
0:21:30 > 0:21:33# Mr Unlucky... # Come on!
0:21:33 > 0:21:36# Oh, my luck stinks... # Phwoar.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38# They call me Jimmy the Jinx... #
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Here we go.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42# They say look at him... # Sorry, sorry.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46# Unlucky Jim... # Yeah!
0:21:46 > 0:21:47# How my heart sinks
0:21:47 > 0:21:51# When they call me Jimmy the Jinx
0:21:51 > 0:21:54# When I catch a bus The bus catches fire
0:21:54 > 0:21:57# When I catch a train The train bursts a tyre
0:21:57 > 0:22:02# "You're jinxed, Jimmy", Says my wife... #
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Na-na-na-na-na.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07# If I see the Queen I'll have a coughing fit
0:22:07 > 0:22:10# If I ride a roller coaster There'll be nowhere to sit
0:22:10 > 0:22:14# I'll have to hang on For my life... #
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Watch out! Come on.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18# Oh, look at me
0:22:18 > 0:22:20# Mr Unlucky
0:22:20 > 0:22:23# Oh, my luck stinks
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- # They call me... - # Jimmy the Jinx... #
0:22:26 > 0:22:30That's the one, that's my name. # They say, "Look at him"
0:22:30 > 0:22:34# Unlucky Jim
0:22:34 > 0:22:36# Yes, my heart sinks
0:22:36 > 0:22:38# When they call me Jimmy the Jinx... #
0:22:38 > 0:22:41That's the one. Here we go!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47That's it. HARMONICA CONTINUES
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Rock'n'roll!
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Ooh, sorry! Sorry!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Oh, dear. Anyone for ice cream?
0:23:05 > 0:23:10Jimmy Jinx, is he lucky enough to go free? Let's find out.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Has he done enough to be released?
0:23:12 > 0:23:13Yes.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Why?
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Because he was really silly and keeps falling over.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21You're easily pleased. Do you like that?
0:23:21 > 0:23:25People being generally silly and falling over?
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Mmm-hmm.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Right.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Ooh!
0:23:29 > 0:23:30LAUGHTER
0:23:32 > 0:23:33- Was that funny?- Yep.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34Jolly good.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- What score did you give? - Ten out of ten.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39What was the best bit?
0:23:39 > 0:23:43- When he put his foot in the shaving cream.- You liked that.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47All that talent... Sticks his foot in a bucket and gets your vote.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Yeah.- Jolly good.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52For one final word... Sir?
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- I thought it was very... - That's not a final word.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Erm, funny.
0:23:57 > 0:23:58Let's do that again.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01For one final word... Sir?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Hilarious.- You're changing it!
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- What do you want? Funny or hilarious?- Hilarious.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Let's do it again then. One final word.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Erm...
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Now you're thinking about something else!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Which one are you going with?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- Hilarious.- Let's do it again then.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20One final word?
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Hilarious.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Well done, Sir.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26There we are. Four performing prisoner acts.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Your opinions on all of them. One opinion counts.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33That's the one recorded on the Clap-o-meter!
0:24:33 > 0:24:37The more you clap and cheer, the higher the score.
0:24:37 > 0:24:41The person with the highest score goes free.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Let's welcome them back.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Andy Gebhardt!
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Duo Full House!
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Kis Faludy!
0:24:48 > 0:24:49And Jimmy Jinx!
0:24:51 > 0:24:52There they are.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Marvellous.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55Oh, yes.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59Which of these various acts will be going free?
0:24:59 > 0:25:03First, an unusual act. An act that "sticks" in the memory.
0:25:03 > 0:25:08Will he go free? Let's hear it please for Andy Gebhardt!
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Good score.
0:25:15 > 0:25:1976 on the Clap-o-meter. Whoah!
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Yeah, 76 for Andy Gebhardt.
0:25:22 > 0:25:28Next, we had two very, very funny performers. Duo Full House!
0:25:33 > 0:25:38Oooh, you just... Very close. It's more porridge for you two.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41On to two very lively performers.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45Your appreciation please for Kis Faludy!
0:25:53 > 0:25:54What a noise!
0:25:54 > 0:25:57What a score. Scorching into the lead.
0:25:57 > 0:26:0083.9 on the Clap-o-meter.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02They're in the lead.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Well, there's only one act that can go ahead of that now.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Let's hear it please for Jimmy Jinx!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18I don't believe it.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20He's... He's been pipped at the post.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22He's unlucky again! Ahhh.
0:26:22 > 0:26:27That means the winners, going free, leaping free, flipping free,
0:26:27 > 0:26:29it's Kis Faludy!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31CHEERING
0:26:31 > 0:26:33You're free to go, guys.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Off you go with the warder.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Give them a big cheer.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Marvellous. Big round of applause for Kis Faludy.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42CHEERING
0:26:42 > 0:26:43They're going free.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46For the other acts, it's back to the cells.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50The good news is you're in time for tea with Mr Burgess.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52What's for tea tonight?
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Chef's doing a Hungarian dish called a "mushlik".
0:26:55 > 0:26:59Ooh, a Hungarian dish. What's that in English?
0:26:59 > 0:27:00Sloppy-ploppy porridge.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03Oh, no! Take them back to the cells.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07It's sloppy-ploppy porridge. Give them a big hand.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Well, that's it.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12That's it, and remember, we're at the Slammer,
0:27:12 > 0:27:15and if you don't make the audience yell...
0:27:15 > 0:27:18ALL: You're back in the cell!
0:27:18 > 0:27:22Join us soon for some more fun with all the gang on the Slammer. Bye!
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Round of applause for all the acts!
0:27:34 > 0:27:37# It's the only way You'll ever leave the Slammer! #
0:27:41 > 0:27:45- Unlucky, Jimmy.- Looks like I'll never get out of here now.
0:27:45 > 0:27:50The only way you'd get out is if some idiot left the gate open.
0:27:50 > 0:27:51Huh?
0:27:51 > 0:27:53- Hmm...- Hmm...
0:27:53 > 0:27:54Ahhhh...
0:27:54 > 0:27:55- Ohhh...- Oh...
0:27:55 > 0:27:57Hey hey hey!
0:27:57 > 0:27:58CLANG
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
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