0:00:03 > 0:00:08# You've been found guilty of a howlin' showbiz crime
0:00:08 > 0:00:13# So welcome to The Slammer where you're gonna serve your time
0:00:13 > 0:00:17# With every type of minstrel, entertainer and artiste
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# Performing to the limit to try and get released
0:00:21 > 0:00:26# So go and fetch the audience, bring them to The Slammer
0:00:26 > 0:00:31# Polish up your act with a bit of glitz and glamour
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Your fate is in their hands, so make a cheer and clamour
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer
0:00:38 > 0:00:43# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer! #
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- WHISTLE BLOWS - Who's the Governor?
0:00:52 > 0:00:57You are, sir. Good morning, sir. You're back...early.
0:00:57 > 0:01:02Just been keeping your chair warm, sir, and your custard creams.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Have a nice holiday, sir? - Very relaxing, thanks, Frank.
0:01:06 > 0:01:11Lots of sun, sea and sand - unusual for Rotherham! I feel very relaxed.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Nothing can stress me out.
0:01:13 > 0:01:18We forgot to put on any Freedom Shows while you were away!
0:01:18 > 0:01:22You know what happens when we don't put on Freedom Shows!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24The prisoners get bored and tetchy!
0:01:24 > 0:01:29- Melv, I'm bored.- Ssh, Pete, I'm tetchy! We could play hide and seek.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33We've done that already. Mr Wonky won by hiding in the oven.
0:01:33 > 0:01:38- 'You didn't find me for days!' - COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:01:38 > 0:01:43'Attention, all inmates, your Governor calling!'
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Good news - I'm back.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49And I've decided to call an emergency Freedom Show.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53The acts I've selected to take part are The Mind Readers...
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I knew he is going to say that.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Chris Green.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Jonathan Arons.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03PLAYS A FEW NOTES
0:02:03 > 0:02:06And the Freestyle Basketballers.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12That's a start. Let's just hope it's not too late.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- KNOCK AT DOOR - Come in.- New inmate, sir.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19- A discjockey. In you come! - Good morning.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23DJ Tony Blackburn here. Watch out for heavy traffic in the corridors.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27The forecast for today is...prison!
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Got ten years for playing criminal records at wedding discos.
0:02:31 > 0:02:36- Welcome, Mr Blackburn. We're having a boredom crisis.- Boredom crisis?
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Maybe I can help.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49'It's Tony Blackburn on...' # Radio Slammer! #
0:02:49 > 0:02:54- You need a prison radio station. - Where would we get one?- Shut up!
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Radio to boost morale! Great idea! When can you start?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Right after this from Kylie Minogue.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03# Everybody's doing a brand-new... #
0:03:03 > 0:03:05A radio station! Can I be a DJ?
0:03:05 > 0:03:09I was on pirate radio until I had to walk the plank!
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- The position's been filled. - I could be your co-presenter.
0:03:13 > 0:03:18You can't be a pop-a-doodle-do DJ overnight! Can you do this?
0:03:18 > 0:03:23# Ah, freak out, le freak, so chic Ah, freak out! #
0:03:23 > 0:03:28You'll have The Slammer boogieing in no time. Tough luck, Melv.
0:03:28 > 0:03:33- You can do another important job. - Really?- The staff toilet's blocked.
0:03:33 > 0:03:38Thanks, Governor. You won't regret it. Music is a very powerful thing.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41A very powerful thing.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43EVIL LAUGHTER
0:03:46 > 0:03:50I'm sorry. It's 10.07. Here's Disco Inferno.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52# Burn, baby, burn
0:03:53 > 0:03:56# Burn, baby, burn
0:03:57 > 0:04:00# Burn, baby, burn
0:04:00 > 0:04:03# Burn, baby, burn... #
0:04:04 > 0:04:09Tony Blackburn with you at Radio Slammer. Nice to have you with us.
0:04:09 > 0:04:14Thanks for all requests - I Wanna Break Free coming your way soon
0:04:14 > 0:04:18and for Peter Nokio, it's Robbie Williams with Freedom.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Are you ready to rock? Let's go!
0:04:21 > 0:04:26He said my name and he's playing my song. This radio station is great.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29'Yes, I agree. Do you wanna dance?'
0:04:29 > 0:04:31I do. Best foot forward!
0:04:31 > 0:04:35'My legs fell off last week!' OK, let's not dance.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38'Oh, go on!' Oh, all right!
0:04:38 > 0:04:43I wish they'd let me be the DJ. This is rubbish. Everyone will hate it!
0:04:43 > 0:04:48Lots of people are saying this isn't rubbish and they love it! Thanks!
0:04:48 > 0:04:50# Radio Slammer! #
0:04:50 > 0:04:55Nice to have a captive audience! I'll play something for the guards,
0:04:55 > 0:05:00something strange you've never heard before. No, it's not G4.
0:05:00 > 0:05:05This is something I've produced myself. It's very entrancing.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14SLOW ENTRANCING MUSIC
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Oh, this is a different song, isn't it, Gimbert?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21It's, uh... It's very relaxing actually.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25It's like white, fluffy pillows.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30- LOUD YAWNING - I might have a little lie-down.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33It's a sleepy song, Mr Burgess.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Remind me. Why can't I stay up for Newsround?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Night-night. Kiss-kiss.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43SNORING
0:05:50 > 0:05:54Is that rubbish DJ still on, Pete? Pete?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Pete!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05SNORING CONTINUES
0:06:22 > 0:06:27Hello? Can anybody hear me? I think that DJ's put everyone to sleep!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Wake up!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36OK, I can do this.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39# Radio Slammer! #
0:06:39 > 0:06:43You're listening to Radio Slammer and this is DJ Melvin.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47I'm gonna play one of my favourites. Respect to The Cheeky Girls!
0:06:54 > 0:06:59LOUD SCRATCHING This sounds better than I remember!
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- SCRAPING SOUND - Oh!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16WHISTLE BLOWS, ALARM GOES OFF
0:07:16 > 0:07:20- Look, Blackburn's trying to escape! - He won't get very far.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Those are my car keys.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Oh! Right now, pop-pickers, busted!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Take him to the music cell for now. We've got a job to do.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- SIREN WAILS - How do I look?- Divine.- Pop-tastic!
0:07:34 > 0:07:39Thank you very much. In that case, it's showtime!
0:07:40 > 0:07:44Yo, who's callin'? Big-up to all my peeps!
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Right now you're locked into HM Slammer
0:07:48 > 0:07:53where you decide which prisoners are about to bust free. Get me, blood?
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Anyway, here he is, the big man on campus.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01He's heavy. When I say "heavy", I ain't playin', you get me?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04It's the Governor!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Come on!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Who's the Governor? - ALL: You're the Governor!
0:08:22 > 0:08:28- What great jailers and jailbirds we have! Ready for a good time?- Yeah!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31I want to hear a big "ooh" for these acts.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35We've got performing prisoners the like of which you've never seen!
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- We've got The Mind Readers. - Ooh!
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- We've got Jonathan Arons. Ooh!- Ooh!
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- And we've got Freestyle Basketballers, yeah!- Ooh!
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Time now for your first performing prisoner.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55He's serving three years in the Dick and Dom Wing of The Slammer
0:08:55 > 0:09:00for doing a great pizza act - he was found with somebody else's dough!
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- Please welcome Chris Green! - CHEERING
0:09:33 > 0:09:36THEME MUSIC: "Hawaii Five-O"
0:09:58 > 0:10:01APPLAUSE
0:10:36 > 0:10:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Come on!
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Hey, I wouldn't have minded a "pizz-a" that action!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50That's an act that takes some topping!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Can you top that with Mr Burgess?
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Right, chuckin' dough about, what did you reckon?- It were magic.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- It were magic? - LAUGHTER
0:11:00 > 0:11:05Come along, miss. Compose yourself. She's lost it! I'll move on to you.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- He was slammer-jammer!- What did you think of Chris Green?
0:11:09 > 0:11:14Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! But was that real dough?
0:11:14 > 0:11:19It was real dough cos he needs the dough. He could turn it into pizzas.
0:11:19 > 0:11:24- I wouldn't want to eat them after they'd been on the floor.- No.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- What about you, sir? - It was fantastic pizza balancing.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31And he was very skilled to do that.
0:11:31 > 0:11:37- Do you think we should release him? - Yes.- Would you vote for him?- Yes.
0:11:37 > 0:11:41- Even though you haven't seen the rest of today's acts?- Yes.
0:11:41 > 0:11:47OK, there's one sure-fire winner in the bag. And for a final word...
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Young lady, sum that act up in one word only.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Thank you. There you go, sir.
0:11:56 > 0:12:01# Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, munchy, munchy, rabbit, rabbit... #
0:12:01 > 0:12:06Well, that's a nice, tasty start to the show. Pizza, hmm!
0:12:06 > 0:12:10On to some very unusual performing prisoners - mind readers.
0:12:10 > 0:12:15They're here serving four and a half years in the Mr Bean Wing
0:12:15 > 0:12:19for taking part in the Great Brain Robbery!
0:12:19 > 0:12:25Will you please make some noise for the fabulous Mind Readers!
0:12:25 > 0:12:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Hello, boys and girls.
0:12:36 > 0:12:41We want to present to you a rather unusual show, but we need your help.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45I'd like you to give me any objects. Anna will be guessing.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48So, Anna, attention!
0:12:49 > 0:12:53OK. I will try to do my best.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55OK, Anna, concentrate.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58May I ask for anything? All right.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Anna, what did this girl hand me?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- I suppose this is a toy. - Fine. What kind of toy?
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Just a minute, let me see. This is a little fairy.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Is that right?- Yeah.- You're right.
0:13:15 > 0:13:20Concentrate and tell me... What was I given now?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Now it's a coin.
0:13:23 > 0:13:28What is the denomination of this coin? Tell us.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31This is a £1 coin.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Right? Yes, absolutely right. Thank you.
0:13:35 > 0:13:41All right, all right. Next question for you. Anna, concentrate.
0:13:41 > 0:13:46Tell me, what am I holding in my hand? We're waiting for your answer.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- It's a ball.- Yeah, all right.
0:13:50 > 0:13:55Can you write here seven numbers, OK...? Yeah.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01OK, OK, just a moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:14:01 > 0:14:06OK, please, please... What is this boy's name?
0:14:06 > 0:14:10- Ready? Don't rush.- Just a moment. - Can you guess?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17I think his name is Jake.
0:14:17 > 0:14:22- That's right. Absolutely right. Wow!- Thank you.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25APPLAUSE
0:14:26 > 0:14:31And now what is the number written on this paper?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Don't rush, please. What number?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Ready? Don't hurry.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Tell us the number.
0:14:43 > 0:14:461...6...
0:14:46 > 0:14:482...3...
0:14:48 > 0:14:515, 7 and 0.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- That's right. Absolutely right. - APPLAUSE
0:14:55 > 0:14:58OK, kids, thank you for your time.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Thank you, girls and boys. Thank you!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04CHEERING
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Give them a big round of applause, please, a big hand!
0:15:08 > 0:15:13Anna, the fabulous mind reader. You know what I thought of that act...?
0:15:13 > 0:15:18Yes, I did. But what did you think, with Mr Burgess?
0:15:18 > 0:15:23We put a man on the moon. We have a shampoo that washes and conditions.
0:15:23 > 0:15:28- But how do they do that?- That was magical.- Would you pay to see that?
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Depends on how much.
0:15:32 > 0:15:37- Well, say £10.50?- Yeah. - You'd pay £10.50?- Yes.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41- Would you pay £15.50?- Yes. - Front stalls, 20 quid?
0:15:41 > 0:15:45- OK.- What about the upper circle, miss? £25?
0:15:45 > 0:15:49- Would you watch them then? - If it's the best seat.
0:15:49 > 0:15:55Right in the centre, upper circle, 50 quid? You can have that at cost.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- OK.- You'd still go?- Yes.- Lovely.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Any chance they could read my mind?
0:16:02 > 0:16:06There's nothing to read, Gimbert. Nothing to read.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Did you like that mind-reading act?
0:16:09 > 0:16:12I did, but it was a bit creepy at first.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17The only bit that was really creepy was that she guessed Jake's name.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- It was just weird. - And for one final word?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Excellent.- Excellent, sir.
0:16:24 > 0:16:29# Rabbit, rabbit, munchy, munchy, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit... #
0:16:29 > 0:16:34Will The Mind Readers go free? Nobody knows. They probably do!
0:16:34 > 0:16:38You will decide later on when we have the clapometer.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42But right now, another unusual performing prisoner.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Please welcome Jonathan Arons!
0:16:45 > 0:16:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:56 > 0:16:58STARTS PLAYING TUNE
0:17:02 > 0:17:04# Yeah! #
0:17:05 > 0:17:07DISCO MUSIC
0:17:23 > 0:17:25# Hey! Hey! Hey!
0:17:26 > 0:17:29# What you got to say?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34# I said hey, hey, hey!
0:17:35 > 0:17:37# What you got to say?
0:17:40 > 0:17:44# Hollywoo-oo-ood
0:17:44 > 0:17:46# Hollywood swingin'
0:17:49 > 0:17:52# Hollywoo-ood
0:17:52 > 0:17:55# Hollywood swingin'
0:17:57 > 0:18:00# I went to a theatre
0:18:01 > 0:18:04# And I saw a Kool And The Gang show
0:18:06 > 0:18:10# Hollywoo-oo-ood
0:18:10 > 0:18:12# Hollywood swingin'
0:18:16 > 0:18:18# Yeah, yeah!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26# Hollywood swingin'
0:18:27 > 0:18:30# Hollywood is swingin'
0:18:30 > 0:18:34# Hollywood swingin' Hollywood swingin'
0:18:34 > 0:18:37# Go! Go! Go!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39# Go! Go! Go!
0:18:39 > 0:18:42# Go! Go! #
0:18:45 > 0:18:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Yes, please! Let's hear it for Jonathan Arons!
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Has he earned his freedom, jailers and jailbirds?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Or has he blown it? Over to you!
0:19:01 > 0:19:06You first. Quality entertainment or was he jumping about like a monkey?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I thought he was very interesting
0:19:09 > 0:19:13and I loved the end where he put his foot in the hole on the trombone.
0:19:13 > 0:19:18- You think he should play more with his foot?- Yeah.
0:19:18 > 0:19:23- What did you think?- I really enjoyed it.- Can you make a trombone noise?
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- MAKES TROMBONE SOUND - Sounds like a gremlin!- You, miss?
0:19:27 > 0:19:32- He did some very funny dance moves. - What was funny?- They were just odd.
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Right, young sir, what did you think?
0:19:36 > 0:19:40He was the best so far, but he's a bit nuts.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42In what way, sir?
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- Good.- Nuts but good? - Yeah, good nuts.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- One final word - sum that act up. - Mad!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Mad, sir.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57# Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, munchy, munchy, munchy, rabbit, rabbit... #
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Hey, not bad!
0:20:00 > 0:20:06- Jailers and jailbirds, enjoying the performing prisoners, yes?- Yeah!
0:20:06 > 0:20:10One more act to see - a pair of performing prisoners.
0:20:10 > 0:20:15These two are very tall. You need to be to play basketball.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19What basketballers they are! You've heard of slam 'n' dunk?
0:20:19 > 0:20:24Well, they're serving 18 months for being dunk and disorderly!
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Jailers and jailbirds, please make a rousing welcome
0:20:27 > 0:20:32and bring on stage the Freestyle Basketballers!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34CHEERING
0:20:40 > 0:20:43RAP MUSIC INTRO
0:20:45 > 0:20:49MUSIC: "The Creator" - Pete Rock & CL Smooth
0:21:19 > 0:21:21CHEERING
0:21:31 > 0:21:34APPLAUSE
0:21:58 > 0:22:01CHEERING
0:22:26 > 0:22:29APPLAUSE
0:22:45 > 0:22:48CHEERING
0:23:00 > 0:23:02OK, everybody!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04ALL CLAP IN RHYTHM
0:23:19 > 0:23:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:26 > 0:23:29CHEERING
0:23:32 > 0:23:36Jailers and jailbirds, the Freestyle Basketballers!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Give them a round of applause!
0:23:38 > 0:23:43They've followed me all day. I keep saying, "I haven't got your ball!"
0:23:43 > 0:23:47- But they're in court. What do you think?- Hoop dreams?
0:23:47 > 0:23:52- I think they are very skilled and might win.- Why might they win?
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Because they are very good.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Are you going to vote for them? - Maybe.- OK.
0:23:58 > 0:24:03- Did you enjoy the Freestyle Basketballers?- Yeah.
0:24:03 > 0:24:08- Half of it was pathetic and half of it was good.- Which half was pathetic?
0:24:08 > 0:24:13- The one when they took their jumpers off.- But which half was brilliant?
0:24:13 > 0:24:19The one when they put the ball on their hand, on their index finger.
0:24:19 > 0:24:25- Miss?- I thought they were excellent and magnificent and awesome.
0:24:25 > 0:24:30And I think that they're the best out of all the acts.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34And to sum that act up in one final word, miss?
0:24:34 > 0:24:39- Amazing.- Amazing, sir!- Your thoughts on the Freestyle Basketballers.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41But what will be the net result?
0:24:41 > 0:24:47Let's welcome them all on to stage now as we find out who's going free.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51It's Chris Green, The Mind Readers, Jonathan Arons.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55And it's the Freestyle Basketballers. Come on!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Oh, yes. There they are.
0:24:58 > 0:25:02Remember, only one act can go free from The Slammer.
0:25:02 > 0:25:07You will decide with the aid of this - the miraculous clapometer!
0:25:07 > 0:25:12First, a marvellous act, something I've never seen done with a pizza!
0:25:12 > 0:25:16Please give your appreciation for Chris Green!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:22 > 0:25:28There we are, not a bad score. 78.7. 78.7 for Chris there.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32Next on to our mystical, mind-boggling Mind Readers.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37Will they be going free? Only you know. They've got a fair inkling!
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Let's hear it for The Mind Readers!
0:25:40 > 0:25:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:45 > 0:25:50They've gone into the lead. 82.4! Give them a round of applause. 82.4.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54Takes the lead. This gentleman was weird, but we loved him.
0:25:54 > 0:25:59Enough to go free? I don't know. Over to you for Jonathan Arons!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Come on! Whoa! My word!
0:26:05 > 0:26:0987.8! Well, he's in the lead! Yes!
0:26:09 > 0:26:14These two came on and did some wonderful things with basketballs.
0:26:14 > 0:26:19Will they be shooting high and slam-dunking their way to victory?
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Let's see as you welcome the Freestyle Basketballers!
0:26:23 > 0:26:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Well, yes, a pretty decisive victory there.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36Going free with a great score of 95.6,
0:26:36 > 0:26:38it's the Freestyle Basketballers!
0:26:38 > 0:26:44Take them away, take them away! Give them a big round of applause!
0:26:44 > 0:26:47They're free to go. Give them a big hand!
0:26:47 > 0:26:52The rest, well, it's back to the cells with Mr Burgess.
0:26:52 > 0:26:57- What's for tea in The Slammer? - I thought burger and chips, sir.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59For a change! Wonderful!
0:26:59 > 0:27:04And why break a winning combination? It's sloppy-ploppy porridge!
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Sloppy-ploppy porridge again! Back you go to the cells.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Give them a big hand there.
0:27:11 > 0:27:16More porridge! Convict connoisseurs, that's it for another Freedom Show.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Join us again soon. If you can't sing, dance or rhyme...
0:27:20 > 0:27:25- Don't do the crime!- Tatty-bye, everybody! Bye, everyone, bye!
0:27:25 > 0:27:29CHEERING
0:27:44 > 0:27:47# Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit... #
0:27:47 > 0:27:51Now, Tony, you've been a very, very naughty boy,
0:27:51 > 0:27:56so we'll send you somewhere where you'll never be heard of again.
0:27:56 > 0:28:01- Not solitary confinement? - No. Radio Cleethorpes!
0:28:01 > 0:28:04No-o-o-o-o!