0:00:02 > 0:00:06'Dear Mum, there were some brilliant acts on The Freedom Show today.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'The audience were amazed.'
0:00:09 > 0:00:11AUDIENCE: Oh!
0:00:11 > 0:00:13'The acts were spectacular...
0:00:13 > 0:00:18'..and like nothing I've ever seen before.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22'Wish you were here but then you're not a showbiz criminal,
0:00:22 > 0:00:25'so you're not here... Love Pete.'
0:00:25 > 0:00:27SOMEONE ELSE RETCHING
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Shut up, Melv.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32'PS, Melv is really annoying me.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35'Something well weird has happened to him.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37MELV YOWLS
0:00:40 > 0:00:45# You've been found guilty of a howling showbiz crime
0:00:45 > 0:00:50# So welcome to The Slammer where you're going to serve your time
0:00:50 > 0:00:54# With every type of minstrel, entertainer and artiste
0:00:54 > 0:00:59# Performing to the limit to try and get released
0:00:59 > 0:01:03# So go and fetch the audience, bring them to the Slammer
0:01:03 > 0:01:07# And polish up your act, with a bit of glitz and glamour
0:01:07 > 0:01:11# Your fate is in their hands, so make them cheer and clamour
0:01:11 > 0:01:16# It's the only way you'll ever leave the Slammer
0:01:16 > 0:01:21# It's the only way you'll ever leave the Slammer! #
0:01:21 > 0:01:26Wayne was dressed as a giant sausage - then I woke up. Hee-hee!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29What did you dream about, Melv?
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Melv?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Um... Pete?
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Yes, Melv.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Could you come up here for a minute please?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Arghhh!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43BOTH SCREAM
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I tell you what, Frank. With acts like this
0:01:52 > 0:01:54today's Freedom Show will be a cracker.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56I'll take your word for it.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58We've got Flaming Fun. Can you say that?
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Duelling Sabres.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Christian Lee.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09AUDIENCE: Oh!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11And Betty Brawn, the strong lady.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Huh! Strong lady, sir?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16All right. I take it back. Put me down.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19(Where did she come from?)
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Guv, Guv, something terrible has happened.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24I've turned into a puppet!
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Do you really expect us to believe that that thing is Melvin Odoom?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34A likely story, lad!
0:02:34 > 0:02:37It's true, Mr Burgess. Just look at this.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39# Don't stop till you get enough. #
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Blimey, it is him, sir.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Course it is. Even as a puppet I've still got the moves, right Mr B?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Oh dear, not another one! Gimbert, open the stationery cupboard.
0:02:48 > 0:02:54Guv, did you hear what I just said? Melvin's turned into a puppet.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Yes, yes, yes. It happens.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58What do you mean, "It happens"?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00VOICES CLAMOUR
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Melvin!- Throw 'em a pasty!
0:03:05 > 0:03:06VOICES SILENCED
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Seeing as it's you he doesn't have to go in there.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12You can take Melvin back to your cell,
0:03:12 > 0:03:14but you must look after him.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Don't worry, I will.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18- Come on, Melv. - MELVIN WHIMPERS
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- COMPUTER BEEPS - An e-mail coming through.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Third one this week. Must be a rush on.
0:03:22 > 0:03:27Ooh! "The Ministry of Prisons Entertainment Division,"
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- that's us...- Sir!
0:03:29 > 0:03:34"..demand that one more act be added to The Freedom Show
0:03:34 > 0:03:36"with immediate effect."
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Oh, Frank! It can't be done!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41All right, now just calm down, sir. Deep breaths.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45The paperwork. W-W-We'll never find another actor at such short notice!
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- Deal Or No Deal's on in a minute! - You've got a lot on your plate.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56Never mind about that now. Let's focus on the problem in hand.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57It's almost showtime.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02Well there... is one other option, sir.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Oh, no, don't say it, Frank.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Well, we could give one of those prisoners a chance, sir.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12No, no. I will not have one of those prisoners
0:04:12 > 0:04:14on one of my Freedom Shows. I will not have it.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- I'll say it again, SIR!- Yes!- SIR!
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Think about it, sir. What would Noel Edmonds do in this situation?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- You're right, Frank. Make the necessary arrangements.- Sir!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27And prepare to backcomb my hair.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32It's no good, Pete. I can't stand it. I'm meant to be cool,
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- not a cross between Pinocchio and a rubber glove!- Melv.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Sorry, Pete, but I've got to break out of here.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I've got to find a cure for this.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45You're my best mate and there's nothing wrong with being a puppet.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Absolutely right!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49But I'll help in any way I can.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Thanks, mate. In that case I've got a plan.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56We've got to wait until showtime, when everyone's distracted.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58HE WHISPERS
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Fifth act! It's ridiculous.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05It'll ruin the whole show.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07DISTANT CHEERING
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Sir.- Oh, is it done. Frank?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Yes, sir. It wasn't pleasant though, sir.
0:05:12 > 0:05:17- Some of those acts - eugh!- I know, Frank, but we had no choice.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Anyway, it's almost showtime. How do I look?
0:05:20 > 0:05:21BOTH: Divine, sir!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Thank you very much. In that case it's Deal Or No...
0:05:24 > 0:05:28- Ah!- Yep. It's showtime!
0:05:31 > 0:05:33It's showtime.
0:05:33 > 0:05:38'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HMP Slammer
0:05:38 > 0:05:42'where you decide which prisoner is to be released.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46'Now please welcome your host. He's the keeper of the keys,
0:05:46 > 0:05:51'so put your hands together please for the Governor.'
0:05:51 > 0:05:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Who's the Governor?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10ALL: You are!
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Are we going to have fun today on the Slammer? Yes?
0:06:13 > 0:06:14ALL: Yes!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Remember, little jailers and jailbirds,
0:06:17 > 0:06:19you are the ones who decide which of the acts go free.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24Four performing prisoners to see and and a very special bonus act as well
0:06:24 > 0:06:29here on the Freedom Show. So, on with our first act.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32I thought Mr Burgess had started the Slammer barbeque
0:06:32 > 0:06:35a bit earlier on there, cos this first act are hot stuff.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Jailers and jailbirds, will you please welcome your first act.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42It is Flaming Fun.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:52 > 0:06:55TECHNO STYLE MUSIC
0:07:42 > 0:07:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:54 > 0:07:58LATIN STYLE DANCE MUSIC
0:08:13 > 0:08:15# Happiness and joy
0:08:16 > 0:08:18# Happiness and joy
0:08:21 > 0:08:23# Happiness and joy
0:08:24 > 0:08:26# Happiness and joy
0:08:28 > 0:08:30# Happiness and joy
0:08:32 > 0:08:34# Happiness and joy. #
0:08:34 > 0:08:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:36 > 0:08:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Oh, there they are.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Wonderful. Flaming Fun, weren't they good?
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Don't let me catch any of you playing with fire.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51I remember Gimbert went out with a fire eater once.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55He kissed her goodnight, she burnt all his eyebrows off.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59You'll be deciding at the end of the show who goes free,
0:08:59 > 0:09:01which prisoners go free from The Slammer.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03It's up to you to decide.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07What did you think of our first performing prisoners?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Let's find out with Mr Burgess.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Well, Flaming Fun there.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15But were they heart-stopping or heartburns?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17They were flame-tastic!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20And they used their skill very well
0:09:20 > 0:09:22and they impressed the crowd.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23What did you think of them?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Er...it was OK.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30But I haven't seen the other acts yet, so I don't know.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Ooh, you're cautious, aren't you?
0:09:32 > 0:09:33What about you, sir?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36I think they were flaming hot, like, wow!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38"Flaming hot, like, wow"?
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Yes.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43I thought it was really amazing and basically perfect.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- Sum that act up for me, sir, with one word.- Spectacular!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Spectacular, sir! Thank you, sir.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52I can't leave without the others.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Look! He's got a picture of Noel Edmonds.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Wow! Sorry.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04MOANING AND HOWLING
0:10:07 > 0:10:10SHOUTING AND ROARING
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Shhhhh!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14What's that noise? Sorry about this.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Gimbert, go and see what's going on. - OK, uncle.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted,
0:10:20 > 0:10:23our next prisoner is a marvellous strong lady,
0:10:23 > 0:10:26please welcome Betty Brawn!
0:10:26 > 0:10:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:23 > 0:11:25APPLAUSE
0:13:10 > 0:13:14My word, what an experience to see Mr Burgess picked...
0:13:14 > 0:13:17He hasn't been picked up by anyone in a long time.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19That's right, sir.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Hello! Hello?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29What did you think of Betty Brawn?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Mr Burgess, have you recovered?
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Well, Betty Brawn there. Where do you stand on strong women, sir?
0:13:36 > 0:13:41It's the first time in my life I've seen a woman pick up a man.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Really? There are places you can see that all over the country.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47But that's another story.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49What was the best part of her act?
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Tearing the book in half.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54I could tear a book in half, as long as I do each page one by one.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I think I could probably do that as well.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Sum that act up for us in one word, sir.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Strong!- Strong, sir.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Yes, the department of prisons, entertainment section,
0:14:13 > 0:14:17have decided in their wisdom that we've got to have a new act.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19It's the solitary confinement act.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Solitary confinement, that's where we keep the prisoners
0:14:23 > 0:14:27who are too awful to be seen and kept with other prisoners,
0:14:27 > 0:14:30and they stay in solitary confinement.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32But they have the chance to perform.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35If they get the thumbs up, they go into a nice cell
0:14:35 > 0:14:38with cocoa every night and real toilet paper.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42But if they get thumbs down, it's back to solitary confinement
0:14:42 > 0:14:45and a cruel and unusual punishment.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Mr Burgess, what is today's cruel and unusual punishment?
0:14:50 > 0:14:55- Today, sir, it's being tickled until their heads drop off.- Fair enough!
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Right, so that's solitary confinement.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01But we need a judge. Who would like to be the judge?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Lots of hands going up. Mr Burgess?
0:15:03 > 0:15:07What about you, young lady? Would you like to be the judge for us?
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Give her a hand!
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Here comes the judge. Hello, judge.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- What's your name?- Rachel.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17Rachel, you've got to decide. Can you do that with your thumb?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Start in the middle. If you like them, up.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22If you don't, down.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Well, we're ready to do it.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Please bring on today's act from solitary confinement.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39# Keep young and beautiful
0:15:39 > 0:15:42# It's your duty to be beautiful
0:15:42 > 0:15:45# Keep out of the winter storm
0:15:45 > 0:15:48# If you want to be loved... #
0:15:52 > 0:15:57FARTING NOISES
0:16:00 > 0:16:04FARTING NOISES CONTINUE
0:16:15 > 0:16:20NOISES CONTINUE AND GET LOUDER
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Come on then, can we have some applause?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Well, I don't know about you,
0:16:31 > 0:16:34it's no wonder they're in solitary confinement.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Thumbs up, and it's living like a toff.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Thumbs down, their heads drop off.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Rachel, it's all up to you. Get that thumb out.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45You've got five seconds to decide. Here we go.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49It's up, yes!
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Take them back to the nice cell!
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Give them a round of applause, and Rachel as well.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Marvellous.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Wonderful.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Right, on to our next performing prisoner, he's a magician.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06He's mystical, he's magical, he's hoping to go free.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Will he be? It's up to you to decide.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13After you've experienced the mystical magic of Christian Lee!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:13 > 0:18:14AUDIENCE: Ah!
0:18:14 > 0:18:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:27 > 0:19:29AUDIENCE: Ah!
0:19:39 > 0:19:42How do they do that? Let's ask Mr Burgess.
0:19:42 > 0:19:47Well, we've got a breakfast cereal that can turn the milk chocolatey
0:19:47 > 0:19:49but how did he do that?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I'm not quite sure really.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- You don't know. Do you know, Miss?- No.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- You haven't got a clue? Do you know? - No.- Do you know?- No.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57What was the best bit about it?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00When he drew the bowling ball
0:20:00 > 0:20:05and then the page opened a little bit and out came it.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Looks like I've got a bowling ball stuffed down my shirt, doesn't it?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12One final word, sum that act up. Sir!
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Fablemo.- Fablemo, sir!
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Friends, puppets, countrymen...
0:20:20 > 0:20:23I have a dream, that one day all puppets will escape
0:20:23 > 0:20:29from HMP Slammer and search for a cure for their puppety-ness.
0:20:29 > 0:20:34And that day is today. I invite each and every one of you to join me.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37I may have the body of a weak and feeble puppet
0:20:37 > 0:20:42but I have the heart and stomach of a relatively normal-sized man!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44ALL: Yeah!
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Let's do this!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Go on.- Bye bye.- Good luck.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Bye bye, Mrs Eggs.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Bye, Nurse Ratchet. Look!
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Just one more performing prisoner act to see.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Have you enjoyed them so far? Yes? - AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:21:01 > 0:21:06Will this be the act that goes free? Well, they're Duelling Sabres.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08May the force be with you.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11The force was with them, the police force. They nicked them sabres
0:21:11 > 0:21:14but they're a marvellous performing prisoner act.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18Please show your appreciation for the Duelling Sabres.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04AUDIENCE: Ah!
0:23:18 > 0:23:20APPLAUSE
0:23:23 > 0:23:26That Darth Vader chap, where has he gone?
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Give them a round of applause!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Ooh, he's there? He's everywhere.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32I'm nervous now.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Ooh, he's there. He's creeping up on me.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Looks like Mr Burgess on a bad day.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41But what did you think of the Duelling Sabres?
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Let's find out, with Mr Burgess.
0:23:44 > 0:23:49Right, well, bringing the excitement of Star Wars to us there.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53- What did you think of that, sir? - Fighting, I live fighting.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- You like fighting.- Yeah. - Do you go out on a Friday night
0:23:56 > 0:23:57- looking for it, sir?- Yeah!
0:23:57 > 0:24:01- Did you enjoy it?- I actually think it was quite amazing
0:24:01 > 0:24:04because of the way their swords were flinging
0:24:04 > 0:24:07and little stuff was coming apart, kind of, from the thing.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09- And you like Darth Vader?- Yeah.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- Can you do an impression of him? - HE BREATHS DEEPLY
0:24:13 > 0:24:16That's a bad chest you've got there, Darth, very good.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19And for one final word - face your front, sir -
0:24:19 > 0:24:22sum that act up!
0:24:22 > 0:24:26- Sabretastic!- Sabretastic, sir!
0:24:26 > 0:24:28I'll catch you up.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31And now me, old buddy.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I'm going to miss you, Mel.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Remember, there's no face like foam.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42There we go.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45I can't watch.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Pete... Pete!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50I'm stuck.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Well, there's all our performing prisoners. So let's bring them back
0:24:54 > 0:24:57and see who's going to take the walk to freedom.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Please welcome Flaming Fun, Betty Brawn, Christian Lee
0:25:01 > 0:25:05and the Duelling Sabres. Let's hear it.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06Yes!
0:25:06 > 0:25:10Well, four marvellous performing prisoners but only one act
0:25:10 > 0:25:14can go free from the Slammer, their debt to society paid.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18With the aid of this, yes, Gimbert's all-new clap-o-meter.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21With lots of clapping and cheering, the clap-o-meter turns it
0:25:21 > 0:25:25into a score. The higher score, that act goes free.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26It's simple. A bit like Gimbert!
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Right, well, the first act up was marvellous. They were hot stuff.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31Did you think that?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Let's hear it, please, for Flaming Fun!
0:25:34 > 0:25:36LOUD APPLAUSE
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Let's have a look.
0:25:40 > 0:25:45Oh! A good score. 89.4 for Flaming Fun. That's good, that's good.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49Right, that's a very good score but Betty Brawn was next.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51My word, she swept the boys of their feet.
0:25:51 > 0:25:55She swept Mr Burgess of his feet and you can't say fairer than that.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Would you please give some noise
0:25:57 > 0:25:59and applause to the wonderful Betty Brawn?
0:25:59 > 0:26:01LOUD APPLAUSE
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Oh, she goes into the lead with 91.5!
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Betty Brawn at the moment is going free.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17Well, he was the man of mystery. Will you see him going free?
0:26:17 > 0:26:19It's Christian Lee.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29He goes into the lead with 92.9!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31What a noise!
0:26:31 > 0:26:36Wow! At the moment, as you can see there, 92.9 is Christian Lee.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Just one more marvellous act to see.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Yes, they had the force. Will they force their way out of the Slammer?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44It's the Duelling Sabres!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46APPLAUSE
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Oh! 90...
0:26:51 > 0:26:55Oh! It's close. No, the winner and going free from the Slammer,
0:26:55 > 0:26:58it's Christian Lee!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Take it away, off you go.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Go on, away you go.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05He's free to go. Give him a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen.
0:27:05 > 0:27:10The rest of you, back to your cells.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13The good news is, it's for tea. What's for tea, Mr Burgess?
0:27:13 > 0:27:16It's a French classic tonight, sir. Sloppy ploppy porridge.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- That's not French!- It is if you drop a snail in it, sir.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21AUDIENCE GROANS
0:27:22 > 0:27:26Look after yourselves. Give them a round of applause. Here they go.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Back to their cells.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Well, that's it jailers and jailbirds.
0:27:30 > 0:27:33From all the gang here at the Slammer,
0:27:33 > 0:27:38if you can't sing, dance or rhyme, don't do the crime!
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Take care, everybody. Bye bye jailers and jailbirds. Bye bye!
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0:27:53 > 0:28:00That really hurt. I think I need a glass of water. Oooh! Ow!
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Shut up!