0:00:02 > 0:00:05"Dear Mum. Thanks for your last letter and I really like the stamp.
0:00:05 > 0:00:10"This week's Freedom Show was the most exciting yet. Stupendous acts.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16"And stupid acts.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18"And an act that went with a bang.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22"It all started when a new inmate checked into The Slammer."
0:00:25 > 0:00:30# You've been found guilty of a howling showbiz crime
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# So welcome to The Slammer
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Where you're going to serve your time
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# With every type of minstrel, entertainer and artiste
0:00:38 > 0:00:43# Performing to the limit to try and get released
0:00:43 > 0:00:47# So go fetch the audience, bring them to The Slammer
0:00:47 > 0:00:52# And polish up your act with a bit of glitz and glamour
0:00:52 > 0:00:54# Your fate is in their hands
0:00:54 > 0:00:56# So make them cheer and clamour
0:00:56 > 0:01:00# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer
0:01:00 > 0:01:04# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer
0:01:09 > 0:01:13No, sir, I don't know how the prisoner escaped.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Yes, sir, I know it means we've lost an act for today's Freedom Show.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19DISTANT VOICE SHOUTS
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Yes, but we've still got Planet Jumprope.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25And Woody the one-man band.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27And Vampire Ascendants.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Plus, I've got my very best warden on the case, sir. Yes, and you, sir.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Any luck, Gimbert? - Actually, yes, Uncle.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40I've found a fiver!
0:01:40 > 0:01:45New inmate to sign in. This is Britney Spaniel, sir.
0:01:45 > 0:01:51World-famous dog trainer. And that must be Dynamo, the poodle of peril.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53The things you've taught that dog are astonishing.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57- How can it speak seven languages? - How does it stay on that motorbike?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- I always like it when it plays the tuba.- Very nice to meet you.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- WHISTLE - Sit!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Good boy. Now, come on, beg.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Beg!
0:02:09 > 0:02:14Good boy! Who's a clever boy? That's better.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- Actually, Mrs Spaniel, I'll need to take all your belongings.- Bad boy!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20No treat for you.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Now, I hear there's a spare place in today's Freedom Show.
0:02:27 > 0:02:31Ah, yes, well, there is an official protocol for that.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33- WHISTLE - Play dead.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Good boy. So, it's settled then, Governor?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I'll take the last place in the Freedom Show?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Yes, boy? Yes?
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- Yes?- Yes! Yes!- Good boy!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- Er, Miss Spaniel.- What, Peter?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I am trying to get ready for the show!
0:02:54 > 0:02:59Well, I was wondering... We were wondering, can I get my bunk back?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03- SHE GASPS - You don't expect Dynamo to...
0:03:03 > 0:03:09..sleep on the floor? He is a professional poodle of peril!
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Yeah, well, it's not fair. He's got my bunk, he's got my clothes,
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- he's got my mobile phone.- Yes. - PHONE RINGS
0:03:17 > 0:03:22Oh, poor Dynamo. All that sleeping. You must be hungry.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Munchies time! Munchies!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Hey, that's my lunch!
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- Are you about to go on stage to perform?- No, thanks to you.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Dynamo needs his strength.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37He's going to be performing his greatest stunt yet!
0:03:37 > 0:03:42- The doggy cannonball.- Yeah, well, never mind about all that.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- What am I supposed to eat? - Minced liver and bone meal?
0:03:46 > 0:03:50It will give you strong teeth and vitality. Open wide.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- Ohh! - There you go. One more. Good boy.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58She's rude, she's bossy and she made me eat dog food.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Oh, that's awful. - You're right. 85 percent offal.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03BOTH: I thank you!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05She's virtually taken over The Slammer, sir.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09There's dog hairs in the shower, most of F wing is out on morning walkies
0:04:09 > 0:04:11and in the canteen, they eat out of bowls on the floor.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15On the up side, she has managed to train Gimbert.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Sorry, can't stop. She wants me to fetch her slippers
0:04:18 > 0:04:20and she'll punish me if I'm late.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22This is too much.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25We can't let Britney Spaniel appear on the Freedom Show.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28She'll have half the audience sniffing their own bottoms!
0:04:28 > 0:04:31We've got to find a way to stop her walking all over us.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Walking I said, not walkies. Out.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Not in here! Go! Out, out, out!
0:04:39 > 0:04:43The audience are coming in. You sure this plan will work, Peter?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- I think so. - If we can get rid of Spaniel,
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Jonathan and Emma have agreed to be the final act in the Freedom Show.
0:04:49 > 0:04:54- BOTH: Hello!- Let's just hope that you and Gimbert can pull it off.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- Now, how do I look?- Grrreat! - Thank you very much.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01In that case, it's show time!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03THEY HOWL
0:05:03 > 0:05:07'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HMP Slammer,
0:05:07 > 0:05:10'where you decide which prisoner is to be released!
0:05:10 > 0:05:14'Now please welcome your host, he's the top dog round here,
0:05:14 > 0:05:19so bark and cheer for the Governor!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21HOWLING
0:05:21 > 0:05:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- Who's the Governor? - ALL: You are the Governor!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Oh, yeah! What great jailors and jailbirds we've got
0:05:41 > 0:05:43and what a great Freedom Show we've got for you.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Yes, we've got some marvellous acts. We've got Planet Jumprope!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- ALL: Whooo! - We've got Woody the one-man band.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- ALL: Whooo!- A fantastic act called Dynamo the doggy cannonball.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56ALL: Whooo!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Onto our first performing prisoner act.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01It's Vampire Ascendants!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:07 > 0:06:11MUSIC: "Resistance" by Muse
0:06:12 > 0:06:16# If we live our life in fear
0:06:16 > 0:06:20# I'll wait a thousand years
0:06:20 > 0:06:26# Just to see you smile again
0:06:26 > 0:06:30# Kill the prayers for love and peace
0:06:30 > 0:06:34# You'll wake the thought police
0:06:34 > 0:06:39# We can hide the truth inside
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- # It could be wrong, could be wrong - # But it shouldn't be right
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- # It could be wrong, could be wrong - # To let our hearts ignite
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- # It could be wrong, could be wrong - # Are we digging a hole?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- # It could be wrong, could be wrong - # This is out of control
0:06:53 > 0:06:57- # It could be wrong, could be wrong - # It can never last
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- # It could be wrong, could be wrong - # Must erase it fast
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- # It could be wrong, could be wrong - # But it could've been right
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- # It could be wrong, could be - # Love is our...
0:07:07 > 0:07:10# Hold me
0:07:10 > 0:07:17# Our lips must always be sealed
0:07:18 > 0:07:24# The night has reached its end
0:07:24 > 0:07:27# We can't pretend
0:07:27 > 0:07:31# We must run
0:07:31 > 0:07:35# Take us away from here
0:07:35 > 0:07:40# Protect us from further harm
0:07:40 > 0:07:46# Resistance
0:07:54 > 0:07:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Come down! Come down, naughty.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Naughty vampires! I don't like it when they do that.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Trying to escape. They can't until you let them go in the Freedom Show.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Well, Vampire Ascendants.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- Miss?- I think it was really scary but exciting.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Cos when they vampire jumped off of there,
0:08:20 > 0:08:25I thought my heart was going to explode cos it looks really scary.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- Did you like the Vampire Ascendants? - Yes.- What did you think?
0:08:28 > 0:08:33It was amazing. I liked all the acrobats. It was like Twilight.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Twilight? What's that?- It's a movie.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38And for one final word, sir, sum that act up for me.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Fliptastic.- Fliptastic.
0:08:41 > 0:08:46Right, final rehearsal, Dynamo.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48The world's first doggy cannonball!
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Just a teeny amount of gunpowder.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54DOG WHINES
0:08:56 > 0:08:58- Er, Miss Spaniel. - What is it, Peter?!
0:08:58 > 0:09:03- Do you need de-worming?- No, Officer Gimbert needs to see you urgently.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07What does he want? He should be asleep in his basket!
0:09:10 > 0:09:15Whoa! I'll show you, Spaniel spanner!
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Making me eat dog food and Gimbert act like a weirdo!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Yeah! Come on, little Dynamo, you're going to be a blast!
0:09:22 > 0:09:26Oh! You are cheeky, Mr...Cheeky.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Please give a big hand to Planet Jumprope!
0:09:30 > 0:09:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:39 > 0:09:41DANCE MUSIC
0:09:58 > 0:10:00ALL: Whooo!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11# Television
0:10:11 > 0:10:14DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES
0:10:17 > 0:10:20AUDIENCE CLAP
0:10:39 > 0:10:42AUDIENCE WHOOP
0:11:03 > 0:11:06AUDIENCE CHEER
0:11:16 > 0:11:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Give them a big cheer there! Marvellous! Well, Planet Jumprope.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Will they be jumping out of The Slammer? Let's find out.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Right then, sir. Skip To My Lou or pile of poo?
0:11:33 > 0:11:36It was very cool and I loved the costumes and crazy music.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40- How crazy was the music?- Very crazy. - Crazy enough for you?- Just about.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- You don't want it too much more crazy than that.- Too crazy.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- It would be too crazy or it is too crazy?- Would be.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- It would be too crazy, wouldn't it? - Young man, tell us all about it.
0:11:49 > 0:11:54When I heard the name, I thought it was going to be not that good,
0:11:54 > 0:11:58but they've proved that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover,
0:11:58 > 0:12:02- cos it was excellent.- You think they're going free?- Yeah.- Good man.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Are you related to Ray Winstone at all?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- Definitely. - Yeah, I thought you were.
0:12:06 > 0:12:12- Sum that act up, sir, in one word. - Erm, weird.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16- Weird, sir.- There they are, Planet Jumprope. Three, six, nine...
0:12:17 > 0:12:22There you are. I'm extremely busy getting ready for the Freedom Show.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- What is it?- The Freedom Show? It's a big performance the Governor puts on
0:12:26 > 0:12:31- with loads of acts and...- No! I mean what did you want to see me about?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Oh, yes. I mean, no. Yes. No.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Yes. No.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- No idea, sorry. - SHE SIGHS
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Right now, it's time for Solitary Confinement!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Oh, yes! One performing prisoner, maybe more,
0:12:54 > 0:12:58whose crimes against showbiz were so bad we have to keep them away from
0:12:58 > 0:13:01all the other prisoners in The Slammer. If they do well,
0:13:01 > 0:13:04we give them a treat. Today, if they do well,
0:13:04 > 0:13:06we're going to give them a trip to the shop.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10If they don't do well, it's back to their cell for a cruel punishment!
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Mr Burgess!- Sir?- What is today's cruel and unusual punishment?
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Today, sir, it's being pumped full of popcorn
0:13:17 > 0:13:19while plugging in a hairdryer, sir.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23All right, that is cruel and unusual, so we need a judge.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Who could be the judge? Mr Burgess. - What about you, sir?
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Up you go. - Give him a round of applause!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- What's your name?- Miles.- All right then, Miles, it's up to you
0:13:35 > 0:13:40as we go for today's Solitary Confinement!
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Come on, Miles.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59# Somewhere over the rainbow
0:14:06 > 0:14:09HE HUMS AS IF HE'S FORGOTTEN LYRICS
0:14:15 > 0:14:17# Some...
0:14:19 > 0:14:24# Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time
0:14:24 > 0:14:26# Having...
0:14:26 > 0:14:28# Stop me now
0:14:28 > 0:14:31# Hmm... ball
0:14:31 > 0:14:34# Don't stop me now
0:14:34 > 0:14:38# Don't stop me... now
0:14:38 > 0:14:41# Ohh
0:14:43 > 0:14:45# Racing car
0:14:45 > 0:14:47# Flying
0:14:47 > 0:14:49HE HUMS
0:14:52 > 0:14:56# Lady Godiva
0:14:56 > 0:14:58# Oh, oh, oh
0:14:58 > 0:15:00# Explode
0:15:00 > 0:15:02# Hm, tonight
0:15:02 > 0:15:07HE HUMS
0:15:10 > 0:15:14# Supersonic man out of you
0:15:14 > 0:15:17There we are. Thank you, Simon.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Give him a round of something.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Now's the moment of decision. You are deciding.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28All in your thumb is what's going to happen to that man. Thumbs up,
0:15:28 > 0:15:33he's off to the shop. Thumbs down and it's pop-pop-pop-pop-pop.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37What about that thumb? The thumb of destiny, sideways.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Five seconds, up or down? What's it to be?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42It's up, it's up, down! Oh!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Back to the cell with you, Medley.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Give him a round of something and a big hand for Miles.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Good lad! Yeah! Off you go! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:51 > 0:15:56There he goes. Wait a minute. There it is.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Ooooh. WHIRRING AND POPPING
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- EXPLOSION - Ooh, dear, nasty.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07On now to our next performing prisoner. Well, he's marvellous.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11He encapsulates lots of different sounds into just one arena.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15It's Woody and his one-man band!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:22 > 0:16:26# She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
0:16:27 > 0:16:32# She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes, yee-hah
0:16:32 > 0:16:37# Singing aye-aye-yippee-yippee-aye
0:16:37 > 0:16:40# Singing aye-aye-yippee-yippee-aye
0:16:42 > 0:16:47# Singing aye-aye-yippee, aye-aye-yippee
0:16:47 > 0:16:51# Aye-aye-yippee-yippee-aye
0:16:51 > 0:16:55HE PLAYS HARMONICA
0:16:55 > 0:16:56HE BLOWS HORNS
0:17:00 > 0:17:02HE BLOWS COMEDY WHISTLE
0:17:06 > 0:17:08TEMPO CHANGES
0:17:08 > 0:17:13# You've been found guilty of a howling showbiz crime
0:17:13 > 0:17:15# So welcome to The Slammer
0:17:15 > 0:17:18# Where you're going to spend your time
0:17:18 > 0:17:23# With every kind of minstrel, entertainer and artiste
0:17:23 > 0:17:28# Performing to the limit so they will be released
0:17:28 > 0:17:34# So bring on the audience and welcome to The Slammer
0:17:34 > 0:17:39# And polish up your act with a bit of glitz and glamour
0:17:39 > 0:17:44# Your fate is in their hands so make them cheer and clamour
0:17:44 > 0:17:49# It's the only way you're going to leave The Slammer
0:17:50 > 0:17:53HE PLAYS KAZOO Thank you very much!
0:17:53 > 0:17:57There we are! Go on, then. Whoa!
0:17:57 > 0:18:01Off he goes. Off he goes. Woody. Ohh!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Let's find out what you thought of that unusual act.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Well, Woody the one-man band there. But was he Woody or was he wooden?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- I thought he was marvellous.- Why?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13I just like the idea of a one-man band.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Did you like the songs?- A bit, yeah.
0:18:16 > 0:18:21- Was there a favourite one there? - Erm, Coming Round The Mountain.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Did you like Woody and what was the best bit?
0:18:23 > 0:18:31- I did like it.- Yes.- And I like it when that thing came off his hat.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- LAUGHTER - Ooh, it looks like Gimbert.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- What about you, Miss? - I really enjoyed it.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43I wanted to get up and start dancing and singing with him.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Would you like to do it now?- Yes.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Can we have a bit of music, Mr Woody? Thank you.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- Do you want to sing? - Oh, yeah!- Take my mic.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57# Have some fun, don't sit down
0:18:57 > 0:18:59# Always get up and dance
0:18:59 > 0:19:02# If you can't think of anything just do what you want
0:19:02 > 0:19:07# Because this is time to enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself
0:19:07 > 0:19:09# Don't sit down
0:19:09 > 0:19:12# And enjoy yourself a bit more
0:19:12 > 0:19:15# Now I'm on stage
0:19:15 > 0:19:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hold on. Hold on a minute.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Just a minute.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26That's got to be a crime against entertainment. Solitary confinement!
0:19:26 > 0:19:29LAUGHTER Let's get you in here. Wait there.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31This is getting to be a habit.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- Mr Burgess?- Sir?- Have you booked her for next week's show?
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- Absolutely, sir.- Very good. Give her a round of applause.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- We'll keep her in there till next week. Well done.- Thank you, sir.
0:19:42 > 0:19:47- All under control, sir.- Thank you. - Right! And, miss, a final word.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49- Fantastic.- Fantastic, sir.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Hello, Mrs Doggy Lady! Hiya, Britney.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57It's Miss Spaniel to you. And you.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Why are they here? I thought I was the last act in the Freedom Show.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05Er, yes, you are. They're just, er, watching.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Fine, they can watch my final rehearsal.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Dynamo, ready? Good boy!
0:20:11 > 0:20:15- DOG WHINES - Come on. In you go.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23Well, performing felon fans, one more performing act to see.
0:20:23 > 0:20:28Oh, don't be so pathetic!
0:20:28 > 0:20:30It's only a tiny little...
0:20:33 > 0:20:35- Dynamo! - PETER LAUGHS
0:20:35 > 0:20:40She always said his career would be stratospheric. You're on. Go, go!
0:20:40 > 0:20:43It's a change of programme here at the Freedom Show.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Unfortunately, not Dynamo the doggy cannonball,
0:20:46 > 0:20:50but at the last moment, a spectacular illusionist.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Jailors and jailbirds, please show your appreciation
0:20:53 > 0:20:56for Jonathan Shotton! Yes!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Hey, guys! Now, for as long as I can remember,
0:21:07 > 0:21:11I've always wanted to fly and float in the air. I know I'm not alone,
0:21:11 > 0:21:16so I'll give somebody the chance. Who would like to float in the air?
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Yes, you'd be fantastic! Would you join me on the stage?
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- All of this applause is for you. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- What's your name?- Rafaela.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Now, there's three things you need in order to float.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31The first is a flying carpet.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33And I've got one of those for you. Hold onto that safely.
0:21:33 > 0:21:37There's two other things you need. The first are some stepladders.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41I've got two of those here. And finally, a plank of wood.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45If we pick that up and that will sit on top of the two stepladders
0:21:45 > 0:21:49just like so. Now, this is perfectly safe.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53It'll take my weight, so it'll certainly take yours, Rafaela.
0:21:53 > 0:21:58If I take that flying carpet back, we'll spread out the carpet
0:21:58 > 0:22:01over the plank of wood, just like so.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05And in a moment, I'm going to ask you if you wouldn't mind sitting
0:22:05 > 0:22:08on top of the carpet. Do you think you could give that a go?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Sit right in the middle for me. Let's see if we can make this work.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14This is real magic.
0:22:14 > 0:22:19Lie yourself back for me, just like so. That's wonderful!
0:22:19 > 0:22:23A little bit further back if you wouldn't mind? Wonderful.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26And you can cross your arms across your tummy for me.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29And your feet, as well.
0:22:29 > 0:22:34This is, like I said, real magic. Are you ready, boys and girls?
0:22:34 > 0:22:35ALL: Yes!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:56 > 0:22:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:12 > 0:23:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:24 > 0:23:29Ladies and gentlemen, Rafaela! That's it! Stand up for me!
0:23:29 > 0:23:33They're going to give you a huge round of applause! Thank you!
0:23:33 > 0:23:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:37 > 0:23:39They're running away.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43Oh, what an illusion! How on earth did they do that?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Have you any ideas? Mr Burgess.
0:23:45 > 0:23:50Well, let's start off with the lady at the centre of that act. Miss?
0:23:50 > 0:23:54It was really scary because I thought I was going to die.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58- Why would you think you were going to die?- I couldn't see what was going on
0:23:58 > 0:24:00and I was just looking at the ceiling.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- Do you sleep?- Yes. - You can't see what's going on then.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06- Yeah, that's why I get scared sometimes.- You do?
0:24:06 > 0:24:10- But, on the whole, did you enjoy the act?- Yes.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12You think you know how they do it, don't you?
0:24:12 > 0:24:16- Yes. - You've drawn a diagram. Hold it up.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18What's your theory behind this diagram?
0:24:18 > 0:24:20The plank of wood with a south-facing magnet,
0:24:20 > 0:24:26the one at the bottom with a north-facing magnet inside.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29The north attracting the south stops it from wobbling
0:24:29 > 0:24:32and the south repelling the south keeps it in the air.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Thank you from Science Today. No, that's not how it's done.
0:24:35 > 0:24:40- Sum that act up for me, Miss. - Magical.- Magical, sir.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Jailors and jailbirds, it's the moment you've all been waiting for.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46The moment of truth where we find out who's going free
0:24:46 > 0:24:51from the Freedom Show. Before that, let's welcome them all back!
0:24:51 > 0:24:55The sensational acts, Vampire Ascendants,
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Planet Jumprope,
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Woody the one-man band
0:24:59 > 0:25:01and, at the last minute, Jonathan Shotton and Emma!
0:25:01 > 0:25:05Give them a big cheer! Now, you know how this works.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10You make noise and Gimbert's clapometer turns it into points.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13The highest points, well, they're the winners and they go free.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17The others, they stay for tea. Let's get on to the important business.
0:25:17 > 0:25:22We have got marvellous acts. Kicking it off were Vampire Ascendants!
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Come on, let's hear it for them!
0:25:24 > 0:25:29- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Vampire Ascendants!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Good score! 71.2! Well done the vampires!
0:25:32 > 0:25:37Now, the second act you saw, well, they took skipping into a new realm.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Will they be going free? It's Planet Jumprope!
0:25:40 > 0:25:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Into the lead with 86.7 is Planet Jumprope! Yeah!
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Next, he was loveable and cute, he had a little furry thing in his hat.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Yes, it was Woody the one-man band!
0:25:56 > 0:25:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:02 > 0:26:07Oh, Woody, looks like you're staying for tea, as well. 76.1.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Very close. Still in the lead, Planet Jumprope.
0:26:09 > 0:26:14Only one act can stop them. He was mysterious, Jonathan Shotton!
0:26:14 > 0:26:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Oh!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:20 > 0:26:24Wow! It's close, it's close. Let's see. A score of 86.3.
0:26:24 > 0:26:2786.7, though, going free, it's Planet Jumprope!
0:26:27 > 0:26:32Just pipped at the post! They're going free! Off you go, guys!
0:26:32 > 0:26:37They're going free! Give them a big cheer and a round of applause!
0:26:37 > 0:26:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Mr Burgess, what's for tea tonight?
0:26:43 > 0:26:47Well, tonight, sir, it's a beautiful cod fillet in a golden batter
0:26:47 > 0:26:51with mushy peas, chips, two rounds of bread and butter and tea for two.
0:26:51 > 0:26:56- That's amazing! Really? - No, sir! It's not!
0:26:56 > 0:27:00HE LAUGHS It's lumpy porridge, sir!
0:27:00 > 0:27:04Get him back! Off you go. Give them a cheer and a round of applause.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07There you go, jailors and jailbirds.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Remember, we're waiting for you, we're watching you
0:27:11 > 0:27:13and if you can't sing, dance or rhyme...
0:27:13 > 0:27:16ALL: Don't do the crime!
0:27:16 > 0:27:20- Bye-bye, everybody! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:27 > 0:27:33# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Lunar five to base, it's looking good up here.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41Setting course for... Hold on a minute! I don't believe this!
0:27:43 > 0:27:46Houston, we have a poodle.
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