0:00:02 > 0:00:05"Dear Mum, it's been another action-packed week here in prison.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09"As usual, we have some amazing acts on the Freedom Show.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11"There was the Silver Dragons...
0:00:11 > 0:00:15"They were great. Also, DJ Woody.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17"Mugenkyo Taiko Drummers.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20"Bankina, you'd have loved them, Mum."
0:00:21 > 0:00:22"But I'm not happy, see?
0:00:22 > 0:00:26"This week, I nearly got to appear on the Freedom Show myself,
0:00:26 > 0:00:28"but a certain someone spoiled everything."
0:00:43 > 0:00:48# You've been found guilty of a howling showbiz crime
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# So welcome to The Slammer where you're gonna serve your time
0:00:53 > 0:00:56# With every type of minstrel entertainer and artiste
0:00:56 > 0:01:01# Performing to the limit to try and get released
0:01:01 > 0:01:06# So go and fetch the audience Bring them to The Slammer
0:01:06 > 0:01:10# And polish up your act with a bit of glitz and glamour
0:01:10 > 0:01:14# Your fate is in their hands so make them cheer and clamour
0:01:14 > 0:01:19# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer
0:01:19 > 0:01:24# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer! #
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Attention, please. Would all today's premium show acts
0:01:28 > 0:01:33please get into costume ASAP, as the show starts very soon. Thank you.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Slight problem with one of today's acts, sir.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- What sort of problem? - RETCHING
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- What's wrong with him?- He's a very sensitive performer, sir.
0:01:43 > 0:01:48Someone made a rude comment about his act and he's been sick ever since.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50RETCHING
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Yes. Never mind, at least today's other acts are fit to perform.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57But, Uncle, we're still one act down.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Oh, you're right, Gimbert. Oh, this is a disaster. Look at the time!
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Me and Titch would be delighted to go on the Freedom Show.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Go on, Guv, give us a chance.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Well, you have been behaving very well lately. All right.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Peter Nokio and Titch, I...
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Wow!
0:02:22 > 0:02:25If you're down an act for the Freedom Show, I'm your man.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Sorry, I can't remember your name. - Stevie Sparkle.
0:02:28 > 0:02:33Singer, dancer, magician, actor, comedian and all-round legend.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35I live, breathe and eat showbiz.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Hey, I even sweat showbiz.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Ooh, the smell of success!
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Not bad.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Pick me for the Freedom Show, Stevie won't let you down.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Yeah, but me and Titch... - It's a real tough one, this. Er...
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Maybe this might help you decide.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Ooh! "To Ted. Love your work, Beyonce. Here's my mobile,
0:02:55 > 0:02:58"give us a call some time, handsome."Ooh!
0:02:58 > 0:03:02This will go in my office, in front of the photo of Mrs Governor.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- And the Freedom Show, Guv? - Get ready, Stevie, you're in.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- But, Guv...- Ah... - But, Guv.- Ah!
0:03:07 > 0:03:10There'll be another time. I'll get Beyonce to the office.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Better luck next time, Nokio.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- This is just so not fair!- How long have you been in the Slammer, anyway?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22I've been here for days... Weeks, months!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Anyway, who cares? I must dash. I've got to rehearse.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Oh, this is just great(!)
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- Stevie Sparkle, what a complete...! - I can't believe it.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Me and Titch should be on the Freedom Show before "Stevie Sparkle".
0:03:42 > 0:03:44We've been in the Slammer way longer than him.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I don't remember Stevie arriving in the Slammer at all.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Actually, neither do I. He just sort of appeared.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Yeah, appeared.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54BOTH: Hmm.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- A little help here. - Oh, sorry, yeah.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00ALL: Hmm.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18OK, just type in Stevie Sparkle, press the number, and...
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Barry Chuckle?!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24What are you looking at?
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- The prisoner database. - You shouldn't look at that.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Look, it's Stevie Sparkle.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- According to his prison number he's really Barry Chuckle.- What?
0:04:34 > 0:04:39Barry Chuckle's in D Wing. Why's Sparkle wearing his number?
0:04:39 > 0:04:43This is confusing, better have a chat with young Stevie Sparkle.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Yes, sir.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46# Remember my name
0:04:46 > 0:04:47# Fame
0:04:47 > 0:04:50# I'm gonna live forever
0:04:50 > 0:04:52# I'm gonna learn how to fly
0:04:52 > 0:04:53# High... #
0:04:53 > 0:04:58Oh, hiya, Guv. Just rehearsing for the Freedom Show. Very excited!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01I want a word with you, Stevie Sparkle.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Or would you rather we called you Barry Chuckle?
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Who?
0:05:05 > 0:05:06What?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Don't try and deny it, lad.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11We know you're wearing Chuckle's prison number.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13But...I am Barry Chuckle.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15I've just had a bit of work done.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16And a shave.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18To me, to you.
0:05:18 > 0:05:23Guess who I found in D Wing tied up wearing only pants? Barry Chuckle!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25That's not a good mental picture.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28You monster, Sparkle! Come on, give us the truth.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30OK, I admit it!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32I'm not really an entertainer.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35I'm just a...
0:05:35 > 0:05:36a wannabe.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- Oh!- That's disgusting, sir.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41A wannabe? How did a wannabe get in my prison?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43I broke in, OK?
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Impossible. The security of this prison is state of the art.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57What sort of idiot breaks IN to a prison?
0:05:57 > 0:06:01I thought if I was on the Freedom Show I'd get my big break.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Wait! That signed photo of Beyonce was...
0:06:03 > 0:06:08Fake. I've never met Beyonce. I've not even met Basil Brush.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12I want this dirty little wannabe out this second. Hey!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Stevie Sparkle will become a star!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Whatever it takes. Woo!
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Go after him!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26There's no time for that. How do I look?
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Divine.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Thank you very much. It's showtime!
0:06:29 > 0:06:33'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HMP Slammer,
0:06:33 > 0:06:36'where you decide which prisoner is to be released.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39'Now, please welcome your host,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42'if you're a showbiz baddie, he's the man.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43'Yes, he's your daddy.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46'It's The Governor!'
0:06:46 > 0:06:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Who's The Governor?
0:07:02 > 0:07:05AUDIENCE: You're The Governor!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08We've got some acts today, hoping to go free.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Will it be the fabulous, mysterious,
0:07:11 > 0:07:13all the way from South America, Bankina?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Ooh!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Or could it be the Mugenkyo Taiko Drummers?
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Ooh!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Or could it be DJ Woody, yo?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Ooh!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29It could be any of those. But it could be this first sensational act.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Show your appreciation for...
0:07:31 > 0:07:33The Silver Dragons, yeah!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36CHEERING
0:07:36 > 0:07:39ELECTRONIC MUSIC
0:07:50 > 0:07:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:59 > 0:08:00MUSIC STOPS
0:08:09 > 0:08:11MUSIC RESUMES
0:08:28 > 0:08:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:11 > 0:09:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Jailers and jailbirds, what a fantastic act. The Silver Dragons.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Will they go free at the end of the show?
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Or will they stay here in The Slammer,
0:09:27 > 0:09:29and the time does drag on and on?
0:09:29 > 0:09:30See what I did there?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Drag..on. Dragons.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34LAUGHTER
0:09:34 > 0:09:38High-energy start, but Silver Dragons or White Elephants?
0:09:38 > 0:09:43I think it was great and think they should do it in a bigger show.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45How big would that show be for you, sir?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47With about a million people.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Do you have a venue big enough to hold them?
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Erm...
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Probably.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- Silver Dragons. Silver or Gold for you?- Gold.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Gold. Tell us about them.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01It was amazing and breathtaking.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03The flips and dance moves were sick.
0:10:03 > 0:10:07- Sick?- Yeah.- You'd be sick if you did a cartwheel!
0:10:07 > 0:10:08LAUGHTER
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Miss, sum that act up for me in one word.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Brilliant.- Brilliant.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Mr Burgess? Mr Burgess?
0:10:16 > 0:10:21Have the wardens caught that reprobate wannabe Stevie Sparkle?
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Not yet, but we've got our best men on it.
0:10:24 > 0:10:28I want him caught, and if you don't...I'll tell Mrs Burgess.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29- You're not?- Yes.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I'll get onto it right away.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Catch him!
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Right, we've got a fantastic performing prisoner act for you.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Make some noise for...Bankina!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:49 > 0:10:52RAP MUSIC
0:12:58 > 0:13:01APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:13:05 > 0:13:06What an act!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Are they going free?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Well, not bad.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Sir?- I thought they were...amazing!
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- Do you want to physicalise it, sir? - I want...- Get up, sir!
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- Physicalise it!- I want to be like them, but...
0:13:22 > 0:13:26- Get up and physicalise how you feel! - But I don't want to be in jail.
0:13:26 > 0:13:32- Have you done anything naughty on stage we should know about?- Not yet.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33LAUGHTER
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Hold on a minute. Didn't I see you in The Nativity in 2006,
0:13:37 > 0:13:42- playing the part of the shepherd? - Probably.- With a dodgy crook?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- I think that was me. - Up you get, sir.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48- Come on, sorry.- But I don't... - Ah! This way, sir.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51No, it's no use protesting.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54No, I'm afraid your time's up, sir.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57The law has finally caught up with you, sir. In you go.
0:13:59 > 0:14:04- What about you, what did you think of them?- It was cheesy-tastic!
0:14:04 > 0:14:09I didn't see any cheese in that! There were no dairy products at all.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13- Well, it was as good as cheese. - As good as cheese.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- You look like a big fan of cheese. - Cheese, cheese, cheese.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Is that all you want in life?
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- Cheese!- Cheese. - LAUGHTER
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- And your thoughts on the act? - Cheese!
0:14:26 > 0:14:27LAUGHTER
0:14:27 > 0:14:32- One final word. Sum that act up for me, miss.- Awesome.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Awesome, sir!
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Wow, what a fabulous act.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Now, it's time for the performance we call Solitary Confinement.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Yes, Solitary Confinement - one act, kept tucked away,
0:14:48 > 0:14:51whose crimes against show business were so terrible,
0:14:51 > 0:14:56we had to keep them away from everyone. If they get a thumbs up
0:14:56 > 0:14:59from you, it's back to their cell and a treat.
0:14:59 > 0:15:04They'll get a lovely feast - faggots and peas and gravy. Ooh!
0:15:04 > 0:15:05AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:15:05 > 0:15:07But if they get a thumbs down,
0:15:07 > 0:15:12- it's back to that cell for a punishment. Mr Burgess?- Ha!
0:15:12 > 0:15:15What is today's cruel and unusual punishment?
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Today, they are to be covered in jam and dipped in maggots,
0:15:19 > 0:15:22while singing Ave Maria. LAUGHTER
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Well, what will it be? We need a judge. Who?
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- You, sir!- Give him a round of applause. Up you come, sir.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31APPLAUSE
0:15:31 > 0:15:35- What is your name?- Samuel. - Samuel, do you have a thumb?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Yeah, good. All right, let's get ready,
0:15:38 > 0:15:44as we present our act for you, called Solitary Confinement!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47It's coming! The Comedy Carrot!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50# Doo-do-do-do-do... # Argh!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52What? Eh? Arrgh...
0:15:52 > 0:15:55PIANO MUSIC
0:15:55 > 0:15:59# My gift is my song
0:15:59 > 0:16:02# And this one's for you
0:16:02 > 0:16:03# Ra-ra ah-ah-ah
0:16:03 > 0:16:05# Ro-ma ro-ma-ma
0:16:05 > 0:16:08# Ga-ga ooh-la-la, won't show that...
0:16:08 > 0:16:11# There's no business like show business
0:16:11 > 0:16:15- # Like no business I know - No business finer
0:16:15 > 0:16:18# Nowhere could you get that happy feeling
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- # When you are stealing that extra bow- That extra bow
0:16:22 > 0:16:25# When I grow up, I wanna be famous I wanna be a star, wanna be in movies
0:16:25 > 0:16:27# When I grow up, I wanna see the world, drive fast cars
0:16:27 > 0:16:30# I wanna be in movies
0:16:30 > 0:16:31LAUGHTER
0:16:36 > 0:16:39HIGH PITCHED VOICE: # If you wanted the sky, I'd write across the sky
0:16:39 > 0:16:44VOICE DROPS: # In letters that would soar 1,000 feet high
0:16:44 > 0:16:45# To g... Ha-ha-ha!
0:16:45 > 0:16:48# With love
0:16:51 > 0:16:54# Wa-ah-oh wa-ah-oh wa-ah-oh wa-ah-oh
0:16:54 > 0:16:57# Wa-ah-oh wa-ah-oh wa-ah-oh wa-ah-oh
0:17:00 > 0:17:03# I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it
0:17:03 > 0:17:05# Life's not worth a damn
0:17:05 > 0:17:13# Till you can shout out Hey, world, I am what I am!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16# He likes to move it, move it He likes to move it, move it
0:17:16 > 0:17:19# He likes to move it, move it Jive hall! #
0:17:21 > 0:17:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:17:22 > 0:17:25There we are, move over.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Yes, well, the audience seemed to like it.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31I'll have a word with you later about this Sparkle.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Samuel, what do you think?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37If it's thumbs up, it's peas and faggots,
0:17:37 > 0:17:40if it's thumbs down, ooh, it's jam and maggots.
0:17:40 > 0:17:45All right, get that thumb out. You've got five seconds to decide.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49Thumbs up, or thumbs down? What's it going to be?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Oh, thumbs up!
0:17:50 > 0:17:55Give a big cheer then, go on. Give Samuel applause as well.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58I don't know - a wannabe getting the thumbs up.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Well, what next? I'll tell you.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Jailers and jailbirds, we've got a sensational act.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Give a big hand to the Mugenkyo Taiko Drummers!
0:18:07 > 0:18:09APPLAUSE
0:19:27 > 0:19:29APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Ladies and gentlemen!
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Wow. A type of drumming all the way from Japan.
0:19:38 > 0:19:39But at the end of the day,
0:19:39 > 0:19:42will they drum up enough support?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Or will it be sayonara? Let's see.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49Well, personally, I prefer beating the retreat,
0:19:49 > 0:19:52with the Royal Marines, but what did you think?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Very, very loud.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- Is that it? - It could have been better.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59How, sir?
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- More drumming.- More drumming? - And less shouting.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08More drumming, less shouting. I hope you're taking note.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12How much more drumming to the ratio of shouting, sir?
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Lose the shouting, but do as much more drumming
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- as you've just lost from the shouting.- Crystal clear.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22And what about this young man?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25I thought they were really good.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28They were great, they were really loud as well.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31I think they do deserve to go through.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Well said.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- One final word - sum that act up, sir.- Loud!
0:20:37 > 0:20:42Well, onto our final performing prisoner act in the show.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45They've been great so far, haven't they?
0:20:45 > 0:20:46CHEERING
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Originally, this act wasn't going to perform
0:20:49 > 0:20:52because somebody said something nasty about his hat.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55But after six hours, he's recovered.
0:20:55 > 0:21:00So will you please give a dynamic round of applause
0:21:00 > 0:21:02to unusual DJ Woody! Yeah!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Three, uh, two, uh, one, uh...
0:21:16 > 0:21:17HE SCRATCHES RECORD
0:21:17 > 0:21:22RAP: Hey, listen, jailbirds The moment you've been waiting for
0:21:22 > 0:21:26It's time to be dazzled As DJ Woody takes the floor
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Oil that door!
0:21:28 > 0:21:32DJ-J, DJ-J, DJ Woody
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Sc-c-c-cratching
0:21:34 > 0:21:36HE SCRATCHES RECORD
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Say-say-say yeah!
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Yea-ea-ea-ea-eah
0:21:46 > 0:21:49One, two, three, let's go
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- Amazing.- Yes, yes, y-y-yes!
0:21:54 > 0:21:56It was, it wa-a-a-as magic
0:21:56 > 0:21:57I-I-I...
0:22:01 > 0:22:03..I think it was the best so far.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06RAP: They seemed to like it, Here's a word from Governor Ted
0:22:06 > 0:22:11Can you scratch two records instead? Eeee! That's clever.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Oooh! Isn't he good?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Eee! Ooh!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Eeee! That's clever.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Woo, then Woody, your time's nearly up, all that's left is the finale -
0:22:21 > 0:22:23giddy on up!
0:22:27 > 0:22:28LAUGHTER
0:22:39 > 0:22:45Boys and girls, let's hear it for turntables in Technicolor!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:22:53 > 0:22:56What did you think? I thought I was good!
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Right then. Woody, or Wally, sir?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Er, Woody. That was the best I have seen.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06It was amazing. I loved the bit where he put The Governor on.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- It was fab. Can I say something to Woody?- Go on, sir.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11DJ Woody in the house!
0:23:11 > 0:23:14APPLAUSE
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Well, he's in the prison. Yes, and we're keeping him here.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20No, I think he should be free.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24- Above everything else you've seen? - There have been other good acts,
0:23:24 > 0:23:27but I think this one's been extra special.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- What made it extra special? - All the things on the screen.
0:23:31 > 0:23:37He made all the things that have been said, even The Governor,
0:23:37 > 0:23:43he put them on the screen and made it all special, and effects...
0:23:43 > 0:23:49He said that was all good, and that he did the remix.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53- He did the remix...- OK.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- That's it!- Is that it?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Yep.- That's it. - I'll give it a ten out of ten.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- And I'll sum it up... - LAUGHTER
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Are we done, sir?- Yeah.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05- Are you sure?- Yeah.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07You, young man, did you enjoy DJ Woody?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Um, yes. First is the worst, second is the best,
0:24:10 > 0:24:12third is the one with the hairy chest,
0:24:12 > 0:24:15fourth is the one that's the very best. He's got my vote.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Wow!
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Was that rapping?
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- Um, no.- I didn't understand it, but I liked it.
0:24:21 > 0:24:26I'm moving away now, you're slightly scaring me.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Sir, sum that act up for me in one final word...
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- Disc-tastic!- Disc-tastic, sir.
0:24:31 > 0:24:36Well, four sensational acts performing there.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39One act is going to go free.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Let's welcome them back - it's the Silver Dragons,
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Bankina, Mugenkyo Taiko Drummers
0:24:46 > 0:24:48- and DJ Woody! - CHEERING
0:24:48 > 0:24:51- Let's here it for them! Yay! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Wow! There we are.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Well, lots of performers.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58All brilliant, all very different,
0:24:58 > 0:25:00only one act can go free.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Who? Well, we decide with this fine creation,
0:25:04 > 0:25:06the Clapometer.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10The more noise you make, the more points you get on the Clapometer.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14The highest score goes free. The rest stay for supper.
0:25:14 > 0:25:17So, fingers crossed for one of these acts.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20They were sensational, they got us off to a great start,
0:25:20 > 0:25:24will they go free? Your cheers for the Silver Dragons!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:31 > 0:25:3375.5. A good score for them.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Thank you, Silver Dragons.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39All the way from South America - sensational -
0:25:39 > 0:25:41what did you think of Bankina?!
0:25:41 > 0:25:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Wow!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52A great score, there. Thank you, boys.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56Muchas gracias! There we are!
0:25:56 > 0:25:5891.3, wonderful.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Well, the next performers
0:26:01 > 0:26:05were from Japan - will they go back to the land of the rising sun?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Or Glasgow?! Wherever they came from,
0:26:07 > 0:26:10let's hear it for the Mugenkyo Taiko Drummers!
0:26:10 > 0:26:12CHEERING
0:26:12 > 0:26:13WHISTLING
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Well, I'm afraid you're staying with us, Drummers,
0:26:18 > 0:26:21but I thought you were sensational.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24One more act could do it with the help of yours truly.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28But don't let that influence you - very unusual, DJ Woody!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:30 > 0:26:34You liked him...but not enough!
0:26:34 > 0:26:38DJ Woody, you can stay and play more tunes.
0:26:38 > 0:26:43The winners, going free, it is the sensational Bankina!
0:26:43 > 0:26:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Bankina!
0:26:47 > 0:26:49They go free!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Well, the rest of you,
0:26:52 > 0:26:55there's only one bit of good news -
0:26:55 > 0:26:58it's time for tea. I won't even bother, Mr Burgess,
0:26:58 > 0:27:01You always just serve them sloppy-ploppy porridge.
0:27:01 > 0:27:05It's self-service in the kitchen now, sir.
0:27:05 > 0:27:09- Really?- Yeah. They can get their own sloppy porridge!
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Oh, Mr Burgess! Take them back to the cells.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16Give them a round of applause! There they go.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19Sensational acts. Remember,
0:27:19 > 0:27:21if you can't sing dance or rhyme...
0:27:21 > 0:27:24ALL: Don't do the crime!
0:27:24 > 0:27:27See you next time for more Freedom Show fun!
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Bye-bye!
0:27:30 > 0:27:31APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:27:39 > 0:27:43# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer! #
0:27:43 > 0:27:45Look, you don't understand.
0:27:45 > 0:27:49Seeing as I broke in, I'm not really a prisoner!
0:27:49 > 0:27:53I don't remember anything about anybody breaking in.
0:27:53 > 0:27:55In!
0:27:57 > 0:28:01You can't do this to me! I'm not a performer!
0:28:01 > 0:28:05- I'm a gas service engineer!- Welcome to the world of show business!
0:28:08 > 0:28:11# There's no business like show business... #