0:00:00 > 0:00:03"Dear Mum, thank you for all the home cooked food that you sent.
0:00:03 > 0:00:05"It was delicious.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07FLIES BUZZING
0:00:07 > 0:00:10"Bacon was a really interesting ingredient for a trifle.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13"Anyway, this week on the Freedom Show we had danger...
0:00:13 > 0:00:16CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:00:16 > 0:00:17"Despair...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19GROANS
0:00:19 > 0:00:21"And Dominic.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23HIGH-PITCHED FEEDBACK
0:00:23 > 0:00:26"He's the man who does the sound and lighting.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30"But it wasn't all fun. Half The Slammer nearly got turned into chickens.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32"Here's the full story."
0:00:37 > 0:00:41# You've been found guilty of a howling, showbiz crime
0:00:41 > 0:00:43# So welcome to The Slammer
0:00:43 > 0:00:46# Where you're gonna to serve your time
0:00:46 > 0:00:50# With every type of minstrel entertainer and artiste
0:00:50 > 0:00:54# Performing to the limit to try and get released
0:00:54 > 0:00:58# So go and fetch the audience bring them to The Slammer
0:00:58 > 0:01:03# And polish up your act with a bit of glitz and glamour
0:01:03 > 0:01:07# Your fate is in their hands so make them cheer and clamour
0:01:07 > 0:01:11# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer
0:01:11 > 0:01:15# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer #
0:01:17 > 0:01:21'Thank you for calling The Freedom Show registration line.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23'Call may cost more than you earn
0:01:23 > 0:01:26'To register your act, please press 1.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29'Thank you. Now please say the names of the acts
0:01:29 > 0:01:32'appearing on The Freedom Show this week.'
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Thank you. Act one, Pro-Jump 101.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Act two, Jukebox Juniors.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Act three, Trio Micheev Ring.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49And act four, fabulous comedian, Steve Best.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55'I'm sorry, I didn't get those. Please start again.'
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Oh, I hate these pesky machines!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59'I heard that.'
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Hey! What's going on?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Attention. This building has been sealed off.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10We are tracking an acute virus.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14- Oh, sweet! - Acute, Jeremy, not cute!
0:02:14 > 0:02:18We believe The Slammer has been contaminated
0:02:18 > 0:02:22by a highly contagious strain of Chicken Fever.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24# Chicken fever! #
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Well, we've no problems here.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32HIGH PITCHED VOICE: Looks like a false alarm, Brian.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36But you may as well keep these anyway.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37- What are they?- Antidotes.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Just in case anyone does get Chicken Fever.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43# Chicken fever! #
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Right then, I'll be off. Good luck.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Good luck... Hang on a minute!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52How will we know if anyone gets Chicken... you know, the virus?
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Aha-ha! Very good question.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Now, there are three symptoms.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Stage one. Chicken wings.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04That is followed by stage two, chicken out.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- And finally, stage three. - DOOM MUSIC
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Chicken supreme.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15Yes, at that stage all they can do is cluck.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17A bit like that.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Aaargh!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Brian! Let's get out of here!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25How many times have I said, keep the helmets on until we're safe.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27You can't leave me here! Don't go!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Oh! But no..! Jeremy!
0:03:29 > 0:03:30What will I tell his mother?
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Here, here. You peck on this and I'll get help.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Oh, this is serious. CLUCKING
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Pete, thank goodness you're here.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- It's a prison. - Oh, yes, of course. Sorry.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Look, I need your cell to look after The Freedom Show Acts.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48In you come. That's it, get in.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52You see, there's a horrible case going round of Chicken Fever.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54# Chicken fever, yeah!#
0:03:55 > 0:03:58If one of the acts catch it, no Freedom Show.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01That would be un-clucky!
0:04:01 > 0:04:02SILENCE
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Just look after the acts.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08So, you turned into a chicken, did you lad?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10How exactly?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12I don't remember much.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16I think I stopped talking and started flapping my arms.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Then I fell over.
0:04:19 > 0:04:25Next thing I remember is being given an antidote.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Jeremy?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Who you talking to?
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Mr Burge...!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31CLUCKING
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Aaaaargh!
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Right...
0:04:38 > 0:04:43One minute until Freedom Show time. Ready Steve, Pro-Jump 101? Excellent.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Anyone for asparagus trifle?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- No? - FLIES BUZZ
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Eau de cologne.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Ooh! What a filthy stink more like.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03'For sloppy, ploppy porridge, please press 5.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Ah, shut up!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Reporting for duty, Sir, fully recovered.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- (CLUCKS)- Almost.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13I mights say I prefer you as a human, Frank.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16All the presents you left in the corridor.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Yes, erm, sorry about that, Sir.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I'm glad to see you enjoying my egg.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Very nice.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Anyway, it's all forgotten about now and not a moment too soon.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29The audience are in. It's time for The Freedom Show.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Thank goodness we got rid of that awful Chicken Fever.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35# Chicken fever, yeah!#
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Yes, absolutely, Sir. On with the show.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41CLUCKING
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Oh, spiffing.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Divine, Sir.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51CLUCKS
0:05:53 > 0:05:57'Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to HMP Slammer.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00'You decide which prisoner is to be released.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02'Now please welcome your host,
0:06:02 > 0:06:07# Guv-Guv-Guv-Guv-Governor Lay a little egg for me #
0:06:07 > 0:06:09'How nice. Sorry.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11'It's the Governor!'
0:06:11 > 0:06:13CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Next step. Next step.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Alright, Sir.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Who is the Governor?
0:06:29 > 0:06:32You're the Governor.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34He the Governor, obviously.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36But as you can see, he's more like a chicken.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Shall I do the run down of the acts, Sir?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41- CLUCKS - What was that, Sir?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43CLUCKS
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Right. So the Governor says, jailers and jailbirds
0:06:48 > 0:06:50welcome to this here Slammer.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54As you can see I'm looking a bit beaky but while we find a cure
0:06:54 > 0:06:56let's crack on with today's show.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Have an egg, Miss.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04What a super show we've got for you.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08My name's Mr Burgess. We have the Jukebox Juniors.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10APPLAUSE
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Then we have Trio Micheev Ring
0:07:14 > 0:07:16APPLAUSE
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Rounding off with a very funny man, Mr Steve Best.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21APPLAUSE
0:07:21 > 0:07:26To start us off, we have a fantastic act.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Here's Pro-Jump 101. Give them a big hand.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30APPLAUSE
0:07:46 > 0:07:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:48 > 0:07:50MUSIC
0:08:14 > 0:08:16CHEERING
0:08:45 > 0:08:47APPLAUSE
0:08:55 > 0:08:57APPLAUSE
0:09:05 > 0:09:07There we go. What have you got to say?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09CLUCKING NOISE
0:09:11 > 0:09:14He says an act there with lots of bounce,
0:09:14 > 0:09:17but will they be jumping their way to freedom?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19It's time to see what you think, Mr Burgess.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21It's me!
0:09:21 > 0:09:27Pro-Jump 101 there. Professional enough for you, Sir?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- I thought it was so immense. - How immense?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33It was really, really, good.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Miss, what about you?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38They were really in sync with each other.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Do you think they've done enough to go free?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Um, depends what the other acts are like.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Ah! Keeping your powder dry. Very wise, very wise.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50For one final word, sum that act for me, Miss?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Brilliant! - Brilliant!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54CLUCKING NOISE
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Excuse me.
0:09:57 > 0:10:02Alright Sir, seeing you shake your tail feather, back you come.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Sir, I've found the antidote. - Well done, lad. Where was it?
0:10:08 > 0:10:12In the bottom of the bin covered in trifle and sick.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Right, off you go. Jump to it.
0:10:14 > 0:10:19We've found the medicine, while we go and make the governor better,
0:10:19 > 0:10:23why don't you watch the next terrific act we've got
0:10:23 > 0:10:26which is the Jukebox Juniors.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28APPLAUSE
0:10:35 > 0:10:37MUSIC
0:12:06 > 0:12:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:27 > 0:12:29CHEERING
0:12:50 > 0:12:52CHEERING
0:13:03 > 0:13:05APPLAUSE
0:13:11 > 0:13:12This is madness!
0:13:12 > 0:13:16There we go! We've corrected you. Are you feeling better, Sir?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18A little under the feather... I mean, weather!
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Enjoying the show, Sir? - I think so, Frank! Very good.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Thank you, Sir. - Carry on, number one.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Thank you, Sir.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26A round of applause for Mr Burgess.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28APPLAUSE
0:13:29 > 0:13:33They're the Juniors but are they the Seniors in your scores?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Jukebox Juniors there. Miss, what did you think?
0:13:36 > 0:13:41Wow! It blew me away! Some of the things they did were un thinkable.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Amazing! Full of adrenaline, power. Wow!
0:13:45 > 0:13:49- Did you like Jukebox Juniors? - Yes. It was sick!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51It was sick?!
0:13:51 > 0:13:54It was sick? Where? On the floor?
0:13:54 > 0:13:56What about you, Miss?
0:13:56 > 0:14:00I'm really jealous because I really want to dance like that.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I loved the outfits and I like them.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06I think it was amazing, especially because of the break dancing.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09I did some break dancing, but I broke the floor!
0:14:09 > 0:14:10LAUGHTER
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- Sum that act up for me, Miss? - Fandabidozo!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Fandabidozo, Sir!
0:14:15 > 0:14:19And I've always wanted to go ice skating with the Dalai Lama
0:14:19 > 0:14:20but it's just difficult!
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Oh no! Steve Best as well! I've run out of antidote!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26CLUCKING NOISE
0:14:26 > 0:14:32It's time for the section that we call Solitary Confinement.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34MUSIC
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Jailers and Jailbirds, it's a scary bit.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41We take one of the acts and keep them in solitary confinement.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45They are not allowed to mix with the rest of Slammer gang.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48If they do well, they go into a nice comfy cell with a treat.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Today, the treat is a nice bit of rump steak.
0:14:51 > 0:14:56But if they get the thumbs down, they go back to their cell,
0:14:56 > 0:14:58for cruel and unusual punishments.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Mr Burgess? - Yeah?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03What is today's cruel and unusual punishments?
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Today, Sir, is being stretched on a rack until they trump, Sir.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Oh!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10LAUGHTER
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- But we need a judge. - We certainly do.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- Have you got your eye on anybody? - I think this young lady here.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Give her a round of applause.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22APPLAUSE
0:15:22 > 0:15:23See the governor.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- Hello, What's your name? - Becky!
0:15:25 > 0:15:30Nice to see you. Now it's time for Solitary Confinement.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32MUSIC
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Hello ladies and gentlemen. I am Speed Face Painter.
0:15:39 > 0:15:44Not only can I paint faces super fast but also do it brilliantly.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48All I need is three fabulous faces to come here and paint them.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Marvellous! You, little boy! Marvellous!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Yes, you little girl. Marvellous.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56I think you have a fabulous face.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Come, come! Come to me!
0:15:57 > 0:16:01Come here! Stand in a straight line facing me.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Now, do you have a favourite animal, Sir?
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- A lion. - A lion?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Perfect. I can do a lion. I can do a marvellous lion.
0:16:08 > 0:16:13Absolutely amazing! What is your favourite animal?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- A rabbit. - Absolutely, good.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19And you, Sir? A tiger?
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Roar! Marvellous.
0:16:23 > 0:16:28And I give to you, please, turn so your friends can see my art!
0:16:28 > 0:16:30LAUGHTER
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Thank you so much!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Do go and sit down.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35APPLAUSE
0:16:38 > 0:16:45Oh dear! it's up to you to decide whether it's back to the cell
0:16:45 > 0:16:47for a nice bit of rump.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Or stretch until they trump. Hold the thump up.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52It's up to you. What's it going to be?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54After five seconds.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Go!
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Oh!
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Unlucky! Off she goes!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02There we go!
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Hang on a minute.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07DOOR CREEKS
0:17:07 > 0:17:12Uuuuiiiiiiaaaawww! Squelch!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14ALL: Urrgh!
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Right, the next act come from Russia.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21The amazing Trio Micheev Ring!
0:17:21 > 0:17:24APPLAUSE
0:17:29 > 0:17:31MUSIC
0:17:45 > 0:17:47CROWD CHEERS
0:17:53 > 0:17:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:03 > 0:18:06CHEERING
0:18:11 > 0:18:13CHEERING
0:18:21 > 0:18:23CHEERING
0:18:26 > 0:18:28CHEERING
0:18:33 > 0:18:35APPLAUSE
0:19:01 > 0:19:03CHEERING
0:19:14 > 0:19:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:27 > 0:19:29CHEERING
0:19:39 > 0:19:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:44 > 0:19:48C'mon, let's hear it for them, ladies and gentlemen, c'mon!
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Trio Micheev Ring.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53When they go free, I'll give Mr Burgess a ring.
0:19:53 > 0:19:58Graceful, elegant, powerful. Enough about me, what about the act, Sir?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01That was the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
0:20:01 > 0:20:06- The weirdest thing you've seen? Have you seen weird things?- No. Not as weird as that.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10I've never seen that before. What did you think of them?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13I thought they were just amazing.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Did it take your breath away, Sir? - Erm, yes.
0:20:17 > 0:20:21So you were sat there with no breath for at least five minutes?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Probably, yes.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Are they going to go free? - Mm, dunno.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- A bit like that?- Yeah. Maybe.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Sum that act up in one final word for me, Sir.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Fantastic-caravan-botious.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38You don't make it easy for me, do you? Fantastic-caravan-botious!
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Mr Gimbert, just the man we need.
0:20:43 > 0:20:49Mr Gimbert has been given the antidote, so you can get the antidote if you two...
0:20:51 > 0:20:53No, I will not snog a chicken!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55CHICKEN CLUCKS
0:20:55 > 0:21:00It's either that or you can't appear in the Freedom Show. What's it gonna be?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04KISSING SOUND
0:21:06 > 0:21:10- It worked! - Tastes like chicken.
0:21:10 > 0:21:15- The next performing prisoner... I'm not sure if I've got one. - Guv! I'm ready!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Good man. Great stuff! Here he comes.
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Jailers and jailbirds, it's time for your next performing prisoner.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24It's Steve Best!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26APPLAUSE
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Ouch!
0:21:34 > 0:21:35LAUGHTER
0:21:35 > 0:21:39I've been to the dentist. You get a choice of fillings. I had cheese'n'pickle!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41LAUGHTER
0:21:48 > 0:21:53This is a bit of balloon eating. By the way, don't try this at home.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05CROWD GROANS
0:22:15 > 0:22:18APPLAUSE
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Burp!
0:22:24 > 0:22:26LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Thank you very much. I'd like to do a bit of classical music now.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34This is a little bit of Haydn.
0:22:34 > 0:22:39Haydn is a bit like Mozart, but much funnier.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41CLASSICAL MUSIC
0:22:53 > 0:22:55LAUGHTER
0:22:56 > 0:22:58LAUGHTER
0:23:10 > 0:23:12LAUGHTER
0:23:26 > 0:23:27LAUGHTER
0:23:28 > 0:23:30LAUGHTER AND GROANS
0:23:44 > 0:23:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Steve Best!
0:23:54 > 0:23:59Did you like Steve Best? Mr Burgess, he likes comedy. What did you think?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Right, the funny man. Miss?
0:24:01 > 0:24:05I think it was good and weird, but in a good way.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Best in show, Madam?
0:24:07 > 0:24:09His name definitely suited his act.
0:24:09 > 0:24:14I thought he was really creative and it was clever.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16And I liked his glasses.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- Sir?- It was the best act I've ever seen in my life.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Better than anything else on the bill, Sir?- Probably.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- You think he was the best?- Yes. - Right, OK.
0:24:26 > 0:24:31- What did you think of Steve Best the comedian?- He's the god of comedians.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34The god of comedians, my word!
0:24:34 > 0:24:41- And for one final word to sum Mr Best up. Miss?- Outstanding.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Outstanding! For a bus, probably.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47Wow, what a terrific show. Give them all a big round of applause!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49APPLAUSE
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Brilliant!
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Unfortunately we can only allow, due to Government regulations,
0:24:54 > 0:24:59one act to be released into the society from whence they came.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Who will it be? Let's reintroduce them back onto the stage.
0:25:03 > 0:25:09Pro-Jump 101, Jukebox Juniors, Trio Micheev Ring and Steve Best!
0:25:09 > 0:25:12C'mon, let's be having you!
0:25:12 > 0:25:15There they are. Oh, yes!
0:25:15 > 0:25:19One act can go free and they will be decided by this.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23Yes, Gimbert is proudly showing it off. His clap-o-meter.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26He loves his clap-o-meter, the fool.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Right, whoever gets the highest score on the clap-o-meter
0:25:29 > 0:25:33from you, jailers and jailbirds, will go free.
0:25:33 > 0:25:37First up, they were tremendous, Pro-Jump 101.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:44 > 0:25:49Oh, good score. 87.2. That's a good score. Well done.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52The second act were tremendous. There were lots of them.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Will they be going free? The Jukebox Juniors!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Yes, 87.9. They go into the lead. Yeah!
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Next, they were fabulous, how did they do it?
0:26:10 > 0:26:15The strength, the skill, the agility of Trio Micheev Ring!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:20 > 0:26:25Oh, not quite. 85.1. They'll be staying for tea.
0:26:25 > 0:26:29In the lead is Jukebox Juniors. One act could still pip them.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33Will it be this man? Was he the best? Steve Best!
0:26:33 > 0:26:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:39 > 0:26:4383.4. You're still with us, Steve.
0:26:43 > 0:26:48The winners and going free tonight from The Slammer, Jukebox Juniors!
0:26:48 > 0:26:53Take them away. Off you go, gang. A bunch of flowers for them.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57The rest of them, the bad news is you didn't win,
0:26:57 > 0:27:00but, the good news is, you're in time for tea in The Slammer.
0:27:00 > 0:27:04- What's for tea Mr Burgess? - Tonight it's the SPP special, Sir.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08- What does SPP stand for? - Sloppy Ploppy Porridge, Sir.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10- What's special about that? - Nothing.
0:27:10 > 0:27:15Take them away. Off you go. Give them a big round of applause.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Well done.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Next time another performing prisoner act will say,
0:27:21 > 0:27:24"I want to go free, will it be me?"
0:27:24 > 0:27:27You'll decide, jailers and jailbirds.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31Remember, one thing's for sure, if you can't sing dance or rhyme...
0:27:31 > 0:27:34ALL: Don't do the crime!
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Goodbye, everybody! Bye-bye!
0:27:50 > 0:27:53- Go on, Sir.- Lovely. My favourite.
0:27:54 > 0:27:59Hang on. Does that look like one of the Jukebox Juniors to you?
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