0:00:02 > 0:00:05'Dear Mum, I thought I'd let Mr Hungry, write a few words to say hello.'
0:00:05 > 0:00:07GNARLING
0:00:10 > 0:00:13"I eated it!" You stupid... Right.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16'This week's show was the best Freedom Show since last week.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18'There were some astonishing feats.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20CHEERING
0:00:20 > 0:00:23- 'Some astonishing feet. - CHEERING
0:00:23 > 0:00:26'And someone astonishing Pete. That's me.'
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Stop mucking about!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31'Oh, and it was nearly the end for the Gov. Basically, what happened was...'
0:00:31 > 0:00:33GNARLING
0:00:33 > 0:00:36"I eat a pencil again!"
0:00:39 > 0:00:44# You've been found guilty of a howling showbiz crime
0:00:44 > 0:00:48# So welcome to The Slammer where you're gonna serve your time
0:00:48 > 0:00:53# With every type of minstrel, entertainer and artiste.
0:00:53 > 0:00:58# Performing to the limit to try and get released
0:00:58 > 0:01:03# So go and fetch the audience, bring them to The Slammer
0:01:03 > 0:01:07# And polish up your act with a bit of glitz and glamour
0:01:07 > 0:01:11# Your fate is in their hands so make them cheer and clamour
0:01:11 > 0:01:14# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer
0:01:14 > 0:01:20# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer! #
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Sir?
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Are you in there, Sir? Sir, are you alright?
0:01:27 > 0:01:36Aaaaaaaargh!
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Oh, shut up.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39- Sir!- Is that you, Frank?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Yes, Sir. What's happened, Sir? You better sit down, Sir.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Not yet, Sir.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Oh, Frank, Frank. Oh! - Are you alright?
0:01:49 > 0:01:54- I haven't slept a week for days. I've been so worried.- Me, too, Sir.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57But then I discovered this.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00"Its unique formula of pro anti-ceramides
0:02:00 > 0:02:01"visibly reduce the signs of aging,
0:02:01 > 0:02:04"thus leaving the skin as smooth as a baby's bottom, Sir.
0:02:04 > 0:02:09No! I've been worried because there's an inspector coming from the Ministry of Merriment.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Of course, Sir.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14If they find something wrong with The Slammer we'll be out of a job.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- What are we going to do, Frank? - All right. Calm down, Sir.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Let's take this one step at a time, shall we?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Let's confirm today's Freedom Show... SNORING
0:02:23 > 0:02:26He's gone. Emergency percussion, Gimbert.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Well done. LOUD CRASH
0:02:32 > 0:02:37- Stay with us, Sir. Right, act one?- Micro Jackson.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Check.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42LOUD CRASH Act two?
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- Er, Voodoo Unicycles.- Check.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50LOUD CRASH Act three, Sir?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Sir Wheel.- Check.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57LOUD CRASH Act four, Sir?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Szechuan chicken and a spring roll.
0:02:59 > 0:03:04No, no, no. Stay with us, Sir. Hang in there. Freedom Show act four, Sir?
0:03:04 > 0:03:09- Urban Edge MCs.- Check.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Right, well, that's all the acts for today's Freedom Show.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15All you've got to do is get a bit of shut eye before the show
0:03:15 > 0:03:17and there'll be nothing to worry about
0:03:17 > 0:03:19from the inspector shutting us down, Sir.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22I'm so tired, I think I'm starting to hallucinate.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Whatever gives you that idea, Sir?
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Everything will be fine if I can just get some sleep.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Governor, it's me. Peter. Governor?
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- That's weird. Somebody's lent your light bulb.- Go away, Peter!
0:03:38 > 0:03:43- Don't worry. I happen to have my giant torch with me.- Aaaargh!
0:03:43 > 0:03:46What are you doing down there? Stop mucking about.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50I brought my new puppet to meet you. Meet Mr Foggy!
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- Go away!- That's not very nice, is it, Mr Foggy?
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Right, that's it, I'm going! I've had enough. I'll get no sleep here.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- I think he likes you. - SQUEALING
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Naughty!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Now this is perfect.
0:04:08 > 0:04:13The room's dark, the cell's quiet, a scary man in the corner...
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Oh, it's you, Peregrin Pogo. Do us a favour, Pogo. Hop it!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Finally, sweet dreams.
0:04:25 > 0:04:29- Attention, prisoner. Time for daily punishment.- Frank, it's me.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34- Hello, Sir.- No, it's me, Frank. - Indeed it is, Sir.- Frank, stop it!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I can't do that, Sir. Regulation 16.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40"Prisoners in solitary confinement are subject to a daily punishment."
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Rules is rules, Sir! Besides, it's my favourite bit of the day.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- The quicker it's done, the quicker it's over.- The quicker what's done?!
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Move it!
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- But, Frank, it's raining. I'll get wet.- You'll get wet all right, Sir.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Frank, there must be some other way. - I'm afraid not, Sir.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01I can't take any chances with this inspector coming, can I?
0:05:01 > 0:05:06- But, Frank, I'm wearing my pam-jams. - All right, Sir, seeing as it's you.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Oh, thanks, Frank. - You can leave them on.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Leave them on? What do you mean?!
0:05:11 > 0:05:15No! No! Get off! Get off, Frank!
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- All right, Sir, that's the test phase over with.- The test phase?!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Right, Gimbert, crank it up to full pressure and let's see what this bad boy can do.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Noooo!
0:05:31 > 0:05:34No, not that way, Sir. Turn around, Sir. One arm in there.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38Straight through the tunnel, Sir. Now the shoes, Sir.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Jolly good. SNORING
0:05:40 > 0:05:43He's gone again. Emergency percussion, Gimbert.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Improvise, then. Improvise! - Tssshhh!
0:05:45 > 0:05:48It's just a case of mind over matter, Sir.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- But I don't mind and it doesn't matter.- Oh, it does matter, Sir.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54The inspector has arrived from the Ministry of Merriment.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- She's sitting now, Sir.- Look nice?
0:05:56 > 0:05:58SINISTER MUSIC
0:05:58 > 0:06:01It's hard to tell, but you're due on stage any minute now.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04But, Frank, how am I going to stay awake during the show?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07We'll think of something, Sir. Right, how do you look?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Sleepy.- No, no, no.
0:06:09 > 0:06:14- Just pull the lever, Sir.- Very well. It's bedtime, er, showtime.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HMP Slammer,
0:06:20 > 0:06:25'where you decide which prisoner is to be released.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29'Now, please welcome your host...' SNORING
0:06:33 > 0:06:35It's the Governor!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- Who's the Governor? - ALL: You are!
0:06:55 > 0:07:00Sorry, jailers and jailbirds, I'm a little bit tired today.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05- What's that?- Coffee. - Never mind that. I'll have the lot.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08LAUGHTER
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- That's better. - BURP
0:07:13 > 0:07:17Well, we've got some marvellous performing prisoners for you today.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21We've got an act on unicycles. They're called Voodoo Unicycles.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23ALL: Ooooh!
0:07:23 > 0:07:27We've got a wheelie good act called Sir Wheel.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29ALL: Ooooh!
0:07:29 > 0:07:34We've got some happening DJs in the house called Urban Edge MCs.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36ALL: Ooooh!
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Now, my little wide-awake jailers and jailbirds,
0:07:39 > 0:07:43prisoner appreciators, will you please make some noise
0:07:43 > 0:07:46for an act that's hoping to go free from The Slammer?
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Remember, only one act can go free, before I drop off.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Yes, he is Micro Jackson!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Yee hee!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Dee-de-da-da!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Aw!
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Yee hee! Da!
0:08:12 > 0:08:13LAUGHTER
0:08:18 > 0:08:22# You have to show them that you're really not scared
0:08:22 > 0:08:26# You're playing with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
0:08:26 > 0:08:29# They'll get you, they'll beat you, they'll tell you it's fair
0:08:29 > 0:08:32# So beat it, but you want to be bad
0:08:32 > 0:08:34# So beat it (Beat it)
0:08:34 > 0:08:36# Beat it (Beat it)
0:08:36 > 0:08:39# No-one wants to be defeated
0:08:39 > 0:08:43# Show them how funky and strong is your fight
0:08:43 > 0:08:46# It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
0:08:46 > 0:08:49# Just beat it, just beat it
0:08:49 > 0:08:52# Just beat it, just beat it... #
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Aw!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59LAUGHTER
0:09:03 > 0:09:05# Beat it (Beat it)
0:09:05 > 0:09:07# Beat it (Beat it)
0:09:07 > 0:09:10# No-one wants to be defeated
0:09:10 > 0:09:13# Show them how funky and strong is your fight
0:09:13 > 0:09:16# It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
0:09:16 > 0:09:19# Just beat it! #
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Aw!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28LAUGHTER
0:09:28 > 0:09:32# As he came into the window it was the sound of a crescendo
0:09:32 > 0:09:35# He came into her apartment there were bloodstains on the carpet
0:09:35 > 0:09:37# Annie, are you OK?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39# Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie?
0:09:39 > 0:09:40# Annie, are you OK?
0:09:40 > 0:09:44# Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48# Annie, are you OK? There were bloodstains on the carpet
0:09:48 > 0:09:49# Then you ran into the bedroom
0:09:49 > 0:09:52# You were struck down, it was your doom
0:09:52 > 0:09:53# Annie, are you OK?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55# Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57# Annie, are you OK?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59# Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02# You've been hit by You've been touched by
0:10:02 > 0:10:03# A smooth criminal. #
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Aw!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Micro Jackson. They were fabulous, weren't they?
0:10:17 > 0:10:22But, at the end, were they the top banana or did they make monkeys out of themselves?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Let's see with Mr Burgess.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Micro Jackson, there. Big enough to walk free?
0:10:27 > 0:10:31I liked the bit where the monkey threw bananas a lot.
0:10:31 > 0:10:37- Do you think putting a monkey in an act adds comedy value?- Yes, rather.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- Rather?- Mm-hm.- Rather so.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Governor. Governor!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44What? Oh! Hello.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- So, this Micro Jackson, shall we let him go?- Yes.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- Don't let anyone know I was asleep, will you?- No. - The inspector will find out.
0:10:52 > 0:10:57And for one final word, sum that act up for me, chimpy.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Enthusiastic.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Enthusiastic, Sir! Just like you, Sir, obviously(!)
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Well, it's on with the next performing prisoner act.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- They're so excited... - SNORING
0:11:08 > 0:11:09LAUGHTER
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Sorry, jailers and jailbirds. Who is it? Oh, yes!
0:11:12 > 0:11:16It's voodoo, hoodoo-voodoo, you-do-voodoo, with Voodoo Unicycles!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:28 > 0:11:30MUSIC
0:11:44 > 0:11:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:58 > 0:12:01CHEERING
0:12:14 > 0:12:16CHEERING
0:12:20 > 0:12:22CHEERING
0:12:33 > 0:12:36RHYTHMIC CLAPPING
0:12:57 > 0:13:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:05 > 0:13:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Let's find out what you thought of them, with Mr Burgess. Yeah!
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Voodoo Unicycles, there. One wheel better than two, Sir?
0:13:19 > 0:13:23Well, I liked the high jumps and the tricks. I thought it was awesome.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25What made it awesome for you?
0:13:25 > 0:13:31Well, I liked when they jumped from that high platform and jumped all the way down.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- Daredevil stuff?- Yeah.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36What did you think of Voodoo Unicycles?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39I think it was really good and fantastic.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Aah.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Boo!- Aargh!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Don't go to sleep.- I'm not going to sleep.- You better not.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49I'm not. I wouldn't dare.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Right, fill me in.- Well, I thought they were quite good,
0:13:52 > 0:13:55but they could have used a little bit more work.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Also, um, when that one over there, I don't know his name...
0:13:59 > 0:14:02I don't know his name either. That one.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04..when he was up there,
0:14:04 > 0:14:07he was quite nervous and you could see him shaking.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Maybe he can work on that.
0:14:09 > 0:14:15You know, it actually needed a lot more work, I would say, personally.
0:14:15 > 0:14:21- Maybe they could put some bungee jumping in.- You get all that?
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Can you get some bungee jumping into it?
0:14:24 > 0:14:27If you'd like to sum that act up for me in one word, Sir?
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Slow-tastic.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Slow-tastic, Sir. Interesting!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Oh, I'm staying awake, just!
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Right, it's time for the act we call Solitary Confinement.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41CHEERING
0:14:41 > 0:14:43These are the acts we keep down in the cell.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45If they do well, we allow them a little treat.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49If they don't perform well, it's back in their cell.
0:14:49 > 0:14:54Today, the treat is, we've got them a lovely bowl of fresh, juicy plums.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Lovely plums. Mmm!
0:14:56 > 0:15:00But, if they don't do well, they have a cruel and unusual punishment.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Mr Burgess!
0:15:01 > 0:15:05- Sir!- What is today's cruel and unusual punishment?
0:15:05 > 0:15:10Today's is being dangled over a pit of snapping crocodiles,
0:15:10 > 0:15:13whilst doing their eight times table until they get it right, sir.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- Oh! We need a judge, Mr Burgess. - What about you, sir?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Step this way, sir. - Give him a round of applause.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21APPLAUSE
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- What's your name?- Connor. - You're the judge, Connor.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27It's time now for Solitary Confinement.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29MUSIC
0:15:32 > 0:15:34THUNDERCLAP
0:15:39 > 0:15:42This is X-Ray Ray!
0:15:42 > 0:15:43WHOOPING
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Using only the power of his mind juice,
0:15:48 > 0:15:53Ray will complete this wooden puzzle totally blindfolded.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55DANCE MUSIC
0:16:24 > 0:16:26You said you could do it!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32BOOING
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Oh dear, oh dear.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40It's for you to decide. Remember, thumbs up, nice, juicy plums.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Thumbs down, snappy old sums.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Your time starts now.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49What's it going to be? Show me, show me! Oh, it's down!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Oh! Take him back! I don't know!
0:16:51 > 0:16:54BOOING
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Connor, give him a round of applause for being the judge. Thank you.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:01 > 0:17:05'Two eights sixteen, then three... Ow! Sorry! Two! Ah! Whoo! Ah!'
0:17:05 > 0:17:07SNAPPING AND SHRIEKING
0:17:08 > 0:17:10BURP
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Jailers and jailbirds, it's time for our next performing prisoner,
0:17:14 > 0:17:16if I can stay awake long enough.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19He's called Sir Wheel. Yeah!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22APPLAUSE
0:17:26 > 0:17:28TECHNO MUSIC
0:17:32 > 0:17:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:14 > 0:19:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Uncle!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24HE GAGS
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Sir Wheel, there.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31The Governor's just doing something, so...
0:19:31 > 0:19:34So let's see what you thought with Mr Burgess.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Oh, that's me. I'll go over here.
0:19:38 > 0:19:43Right. Sir Wheel. Was it wheely good?
0:19:43 > 0:19:48I thought it was amazing and fantastic when he was so close to the ground and how he stayed on.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50On a more important point, of course,
0:19:50 > 0:19:53should he be released back into showbiz society?
0:19:53 > 0:19:54- Yeah.- Why?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Because, um, it was so good.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59What did you make of that, Miss?
0:19:59 > 0:20:03I think the things he done with the hoop was really excellent.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I can't even do hula-hooping.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07You can't even do hula-hooping?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Have you got something to say, madam?
0:20:10 > 0:20:11What's with the shades?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13LAUGHTER
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Yeah! What's with the shades? Why do you wear them sunglasses, lad?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Blinded by the lights, are we?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Sum that act up in one word, sir.- Anti-gravitational.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Anti-gravitational, sir!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33Now have we got an act for you! Have we? Yes. Oh.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35It's Urban Edge MCs!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49We're going to do some freestyle rapping for you.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Nothing has been prepared whatsoever.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55We're going to make everything up on the spot and put it into this rap, OK?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Give us a random word to use in this rap,
0:20:57 > 0:21:00stick your hand up. We're going to start over here.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04- What random word have you got? - Macaroni.- OK. That's a deep word.
0:21:04 > 0:21:09- OK. Give us a word.- Chicken. - Chicken.- Macaroni, chicken.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- What word have you got?- Potato. - Potato that's a great word.
0:21:13 > 0:21:20- R2-D2.- R2-D2.- Cheese.- Cheese. - Terrific.- Terrific.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- Wise.- Wise. Excellent.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26- OK, everyone. Here we go.- Tomato. - Tomato. That's the last word.
0:21:26 > 0:21:31OK. All right, you ready for the freestyle? CHEERING
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Let's do this! Whoo!
0:21:33 > 0:21:39- BOTH: When we say free, you say style. Free.- Style!- Free.- Style!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Nice to meet you. Testament. You don't know me.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44This is Jack Flash and D, the one and only.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Of course we have the flows team, yo.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49It's kind of funky like hungry macaroni.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Yo! Boys and girls, men and women.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54This is where we start and it's right at the beginning.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57You can guarantee when I'm on stage I am winning.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59And I eat my competition like it was chicken.
0:21:59 > 0:22:04Yo, I have to go. I've got the hardest flow. Yo, right to the top, like a potato.
0:22:04 > 0:22:10Competition, I don't see you. Rise to the occasion, I guess I need to.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Believe me, because I believe you.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I could even bust the robot, R2-D2.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18I'm R2-D2 and I know the robotics.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21This is freestyle, I'm not an apologist.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Pay attention to my knowledge. Freestyle with D.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Urban MCs yes, believe, I am the big cheese.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Yes, and I know, and I've got to bust the lyric.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31You said all the words so it has to be specific.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33I know that you want it so I had to come and give it.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36And after this you say that my rhyming style's terrific.
0:22:36 > 0:22:41We never do crime. Yes indeed, we are the funkiest guys.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Use some knowledge, hopefully I'm wise.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Whether you're a northerner or you're a southerner,
0:22:47 > 0:22:50check him, he's asleep - wake up, Governor!
0:22:50 > 0:22:55Stop right now, I've got a hard flow and I squash rappers like a tomato.
0:22:55 > 0:23:00- BOTH: When we say free, you say style. Free.- Style!- Free.- Style!
0:23:00 > 0:23:03Of course we spitting, yo, we living it large.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Be quiet for the Governor. Touch it, mister guard.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Of course a freestyle, higher to the treetops, hold on for a second,
0:23:08 > 0:23:11I might just beatbox.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13BEATBOXING
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Yo, my name is Jack Flash, we are about to finish here.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20When we step off the stage we disappear.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Testament the beatbox, he break it down.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25We about to finish there, so we take a bow.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:33 > 0:23:34That's my cue!
0:23:34 > 0:23:38I'm now getting the urges to find out what you think with Mr Burgess.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Oh yeah!
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Urban Edge MCs, there. What did you think of that?
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Fascinating and intriguing. They would definitely get my vote.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52What did you think of that performance?
0:23:52 > 0:23:57I think it was cool and extremely talented.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Is it the kind of thing you can do, madam? Rapping there?- No!
0:24:00 > 0:24:06I'm not asking you any more. What about you, Miss? What did you make of Urban Edge MCs, there?
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- I thought it was brilliant. - Do you want a rewind?
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Do you get me? LAUGHTER
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Did you like that act? Urban Edge MCs?
0:24:14 > 0:24:17I think it was quite good because we gave them some words
0:24:17 > 0:24:19and they managed to put it in a rap.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Yeah. Could you put a word in a rap?- No.
0:24:22 > 0:24:27- I like to put chicken and peppers and some nice sauce in a wrap. - LAUGHTER
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- One final word. Sum that act up for me, sir.- Rappertalento.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Rappertalento, sir!
0:24:33 > 0:24:37It's time to decide who goes free. Let's welcome them all back on stage.
0:24:37 > 0:24:43Yes! Micro Jackson and his monkey. The Voodoo Unicycles, they're there.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Sir Wheel and Urban Edge MCs.
0:24:47 > 0:24:52It will be decided with this, Gimbert's all-patented clapometer.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56You make the noise, it turns it into points. The highest points go free.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00Who's it going to be? First out, never seen an act like this before.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04Would you please make some noise for Micro Jackson and his monkey!
0:25:04 > 0:25:06SCREAMING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:12 > 0:25:14What a fabulous score. Well done. 93.8.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17He could be going free.
0:25:17 > 0:25:22The next performing prisoners were very jumpy, very bouncy. They were the Voodoo Unicycles.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25SCREAMING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Oh, lads! Lads, you're going to be staying in for supper.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36It's a great score. To get in the nineties is really good.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40I've never seen an act like this one before. So original.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44Round and round he went. It was Sir Wheel.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45SCREAMING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Another ninety. You're right there, Gimbert. 90.6.
0:25:52 > 0:25:56Still in the lead, ahead of Voodoo Unicycles, it's Micro Jackson.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Just one performing prisoner act can go free.
0:25:59 > 0:26:05Jailers and jailbirds, make your noise known for the Urban Edge MCs.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08SCREAMING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:12 > 0:26:17It's close. It's so close I don't believe. 93.2. Just in the lead.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Oh, lads. Micro Jackson, you're going free.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Off you go, lads.
0:26:24 > 0:26:30- Give him a big cheer, jailers and jailbirds. Give them a big cheer. - SCREAMING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:30 > 0:26:35It was very close, lads, but it means you are staying with us.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37The good news is you're just in time for tea.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41- Mr Burgess.- Yes, I'm just on the phone to the kitchen now.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43I'm with chef now.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47Sounds delicious, chef. I can smell it from here. Lovely.
0:26:47 > 0:26:51- Thank you.- What is it? - Sloppy ploppy porridge, sir.- Oh!
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Take them to the cells. Give them a big cheer.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55And a round of applause.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Off you go. Great competition. Well done, lads.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03There they are. Remember those very important words.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06If you can't sing, dance or rhyme...
0:27:06 > 0:27:09AUDIENCE: Don't do the crime!
0:27:09 > 0:27:13Tatty-bye, everybody! Tatty-bye!
0:27:17 > 0:27:21# That's the only way you'll ever leave the Slammer! #
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- So, did we pass the inspection? - With flying colours, sir.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29- Fantastic!- You were awarded Governor of the Century, sir.
0:27:29 > 0:27:33- Wow!- And Gimbert won a lifetime achievement prize.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37- Gimbert?- Hm.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Oh, hang on a minute.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- This is a dream, isn't it? - Indeed it is, sir.
0:27:42 > 0:27:46Aah! So, did we pass the inspection?
0:27:48 > 0:27:51EVIL LAUGH
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Aaah! Oh! Uh!
0:27:55 > 0:27:56Oh. Ah!
0:27:56 > 0:27:58It was just a dream.
0:27:58 > 0:27:59KLAXON SOUNDS
0:27:59 > 0:28:01HE SCREAMS