0:00:02 > 0:00:03Dad, thanks for...
0:00:03 > 0:00:06the t-x-t,
0:00:06 > 0:00:11but I did not l-o-l.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14This week's Freedom Show
0:00:14 > 0:00:17had wit...
0:00:17 > 0:00:18grit...
0:00:18 > 0:00:23and surely the finest act
0:00:23 > 0:00:25we've ever had. CHEERING
0:00:25 > 0:00:28It all happened
0:00:28 > 0:00:30like this.
0:00:30 > 0:00:31Send.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35CLAXON SOUNDS
0:00:35 > 0:00:40# You've been found guilty of a howling showbiz crime
0:00:40 > 0:00:45# So welcome to The Slammer where you're going to serve your time
0:00:45 > 0:00:49# With every type of minstrel, entertainer and artiste
0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Performing to the limit To try and get released
0:00:53 > 0:00:58# So go, fetch the audience Bring them to The Slammer
0:00:58 > 0:01:03# And polish up your act With a bit of glitz and glamour
0:01:03 > 0:01:06# Your fate is in their hands So make them cheer and clamour
0:01:06 > 0:01:10# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer
0:01:10 > 0:01:14# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer. #
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Ah!
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Where've you been? It's rehearsals and the acts are in their cells.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25We've got Oompah Brass...
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Team Extreme...
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Timo Marc...
0:01:31 > 0:01:34and Flame Oz.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Yes, apologies, sir, but you know you said,
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- "Gimbert couldn't be more useless if he tried."- Yes.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43He did try and got his leg stuck in a rubbish chute.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47Another inch, he'd have been recycled!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50That's the third time this month, it can't go on.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Which is exactly why I am hiring
0:01:52 > 0:01:55a new prison warden!
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- What?- Meet your new team-mate, Ms Stephanie Pinch.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02You'll find my resume speaks for itself.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06'Stephanie Pinch. Security professional, surveillance expert,
0:02:06 > 0:02:09'makes a mean cuppa!'
0:02:09 > 0:02:11DRUM ROLL
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Oh, ha-ha! Ta very much!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15I'm punctual, efficient
0:02:15 > 0:02:17and I'm not soft!
0:02:17 > 0:02:22What about little fluffy kittens with furry faces?
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Shut up!- Shut up! - I can see we'll get along swimmingly.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30Fine. That's settled. You'll make a great team.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32What are you waiting for? Let's get this show...
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- If I may, Governor?- Oooh...
0:02:35 > 0:02:40'Get your lazy, good-for-nothing bods out of bed, to the stage,'
0:02:40 > 0:02:42NOW!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Couldn't have put it better myself. Lovely.
0:02:46 > 0:02:52- You miserable lot, there's a new regime around here!- That's right!
0:02:52 > 0:02:55So, just you listen to what Ms Pinch has to say.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Up to now, you've had it easy. Some of you
0:02:59 > 0:03:03think a hard day's work is dancing, juggling,
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- or maybe some improv. Paah!- Paah!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08(Pa.)
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Do you want applause?
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Yes!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13SILENCE!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16You! Who said you could wear boots
0:03:16 > 0:03:19a centimetre higher than regulation?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22And you, I don't care if
0:03:22 > 0:03:26you've been on Prison's Got Talent, NO SHADES!
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Take 'em off, lad!
0:03:27 > 0:03:28And finally,
0:03:28 > 0:03:30you!
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Who said you could blink? Mr Burgess, did you?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- We do tend to allow blinking, Miss Pinch.- WHAT?
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Never seen the harm, cleanses the lenses.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Soft, that's what this place is.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- You've gone sloppy, Frank.- I...
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- Gone as sloppy as your porridge. - Now...
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- I think it's best if I take that. - Well...
0:03:58 > 0:04:03Right! 50 jazz hands each, on the double! Up, down, up, down!
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Faster...
0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Bit hard, isn't she, Mr Burgess? - That's what I like,
0:04:07 > 0:04:10dance rehearsals! Great idea!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Well, they're not actually... Oh!
0:04:13 > 0:04:17That's why never to eat pop corn in the bath.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Nokio, look lively, cell inspection. This all looks fine.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Right, as you were, lad.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Fine? You're softer than a marshmallow duvet.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Who's that, and why is her face on inside out?
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Silence! This cell is a disgrace.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Extra-thick blankets, illegal sweets and puppets!
0:04:37 > 0:04:39You can't take Charlie.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Here, put me down, you lady.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42- Just a minute.- What?
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Got a problem, going to blow the whistle on me?
0:04:46 > 0:04:50I can't blow my whistle, you've taken it away from me.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54I say puppets are not allowed, so they're not allowed!
0:04:54 > 0:04:56You're spoiling my hairdo. Put..
0:04:56 > 0:04:58MUFFLED SPEECH
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Mr Burgess, do something!- Shut up, and give me a jelly baby.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- They're not jelly babies. - Oh, wiggly worms!
0:05:05 > 0:05:09DRUM ROLL
0:05:09 > 0:05:14We've never started the Freedom Show so promptly.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I must say, I'm very impressed.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18BURGESS MIMICS
0:05:18 > 0:05:22So impressed, you take Mr Burgess' spot, during the show.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26- Keep things running smoothly. - Sir, I'm honoured.
0:05:26 > 0:05:31- I knew you wouldn't mind, Frank. - Can't think of a better person.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- So, how do I look?- Divine!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Stop it, you! Ha-ha! In that case,
0:05:37 > 0:05:39it's showtime!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41GENERATOR GROANS
0:05:41 > 0:05:44'Ladies and gentlemen,
0:05:44 > 0:05:45'welcome to HMP Slammer,
0:05:45 > 0:05:49'where you decide who is released.
0:05:49 > 0:05:54'Please welcome your host, his head's been turned by a brand-new warden,
0:05:54 > 0:05:57'so paint me blue, and call me Gordon,
0:05:57 > 0:05:59'it's the governor!'
0:05:59 > 0:06:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:14 > 0:06:18- Who's the governor? - You're the governor!
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Jailers and jailbirds, great to see you.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24We've got a marvellous show today.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Oi! Rustly wrappers not allowed, order of the governor!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Ooooh!- As you see, we've a new warden with us.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33That's Ms Pinch.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36She's stricter than the others.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39And you there, stop breathing so fast!
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Anyway, we have some fantastic prisoner acts,
0:06:43 > 0:06:46and one will be allowed out at the end of the show.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49We've got Team Extreme...
0:06:49 > 0:06:51AUDIENCE WHOOPS
0:06:51 > 0:06:54..we've got Timo Marc, a very mysterious man...
0:06:56 > 0:06:59..and we've got a real hot act, called Flame Oz!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Will you please welcome your first act?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06It's Oompah Brass!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09APPLAUSE
0:07:14 > 0:07:15One, two, go!
0:07:15 > 0:07:20THEY PLAY "Toxic" by Britney Spears
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Two, three, four!
0:07:38 > 0:07:43THEY PLAY "Nine To Five" by Dolly Parton
0:08:18 > 0:08:22THEY PLAY "Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Oh, yes! Come on!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57CHEERING
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Oompah Brass, let's hear it for them, please!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Wonderful! Will they be going free,
0:09:03 > 0:09:07blowing their own trumpets? Mr Burgess!
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- Sir?- Give your microphone to Ms Pinch.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Sir.- Thank you. Let's find out what you thought,
0:09:15 > 0:09:17with Ms Pinch.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Men with brass instruments. What did you think, Harry?
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Very tuneful and musical. It gets you dancing a lot.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- Do you like dancing?- Yes. - Show us your moves?
0:09:29 > 0:09:30No, I'm fine.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:09:31 > 0:09:37- Did you like them?- Very much. Definitely. 10 out of 10.
0:09:37 > 0:09:4010 out of 10, good musical start.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42What do you think of Oompah Brass?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46They were really good at playing the pop songs
0:09:46 > 0:09:50on really boring, kind of old, musical instruments,
0:09:50 > 0:09:52but they need to sort their costumes,
0:09:52 > 0:09:56they look like they've come from the past.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57It's really...
0:09:57 > 0:10:00sad, compared to their music!
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Men in dodgy shorts, doesn't appeal to you?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05No!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Should they go free, madam?- No. - Why not?
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- Because they don't dress properly. - Well...
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- Don't you like those type of trousers?- No.- No.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19In one word, sum up Oompah Brass.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Oompa-loompa!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Oompa-loompa!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Oh, dear, oh, dear!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27All right, Mr Burgess?
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Since she turned up, I'm almost redundant, lad.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I'm in a flaming cupboard.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37You're as useful as a chocolate sunlounger,
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- but you can use a computer, can't you?- Yes.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Right, walk this way.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45On to our next performing prisoner act.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Let's hear you scream, for Team Extreme!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Ooooh!
0:11:06 > 0:11:08AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:11:23 > 0:11:25THEY CHEER
0:11:43 > 0:11:46AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:12:18 > 0:12:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:21 > 0:12:26Let's see what you thought of them. Ms Pinch.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27Right, Team Extreme,
0:12:27 > 0:12:32extremely good, or needing a long stretch? What did you think?
0:12:32 > 0:12:37It was nail-biting, unique. I don't think I'll see anything like it.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Never again, in your life?- Uh-uh!
0:12:40 > 0:12:43What did you think of Team Extreme?
0:12:43 > 0:12:47I think they should go free. Could you do that, Governor?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49If...
0:12:49 > 0:12:50THEY LAUGH
0:12:50 > 0:12:53If the bike was specially reinforced, yes!
0:12:53 > 0:12:55THEY LAUGH
0:12:55 > 0:12:57What are you laughing at?
0:12:57 > 0:12:59What about you, sir?
0:12:59 > 0:13:04Awesome, 10 out of 10, jumptastic and daring! You've got my vote!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Did you enjoy it?- Yes.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Yeah.- They were captivating, and jaw-dropping to see their stunts.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15- Do you think they should go free?- Definitely.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- One final word.- Slammertastic!
0:13:17 > 0:13:21There we go. Final word, it's slammertastic!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Here we go, Mr B. Prison warder staff records.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Mmm.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Stephanie Pinch. Top secret dossier.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Oh!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36PC PLAYS "Never Too Much" by Luther Vandross
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Oh, ha-ha!
0:13:37 > 0:13:43Jailers and jailbirds, it's time for what we call solitary confinement.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Yes, solitary confinement!
0:13:45 > 0:13:49We allow an act to come out and perform. Normally, we don't,
0:13:49 > 0:13:54but if they do well, they get a treat, and today's treat is lovely!
0:13:54 > 0:13:58We bought a new sofa, they can have a nice lie down.
0:13:58 > 0:14:03If they don't do well, they go to their cell for a cruel punishment.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Ms Pinch!- Sir!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08What is the cruel punishment?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11The punishment is they will be forced to sing opera
0:14:11 > 0:14:14with a skunk stuffed down their vest.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Oooh, nasty! Right, we need a judge.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Ms Pinch, who have we got?
0:14:19 > 0:14:23I'm going to pick, eh, this young lady down here.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I've been watching her.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Give her a round of applause, thank you.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32All around the houses.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34What is your name, young lady?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- Jade.- Jade. Here we go with today's act
0:14:37 > 0:14:40from solitary confinement! Yes!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46MARCHING MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Present...eggs!
0:15:00 > 0:15:02With smash!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Reload!
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Ohhhh!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20AUDIENCE SHOUTS
0:15:20 > 0:15:23About face!
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Rapid fire!
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Ooohhhh!
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Come on. What do you think?
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- A round of applause, a boo or a cheer.- Boo!- Oh, dear!
0:15:50 > 0:15:55We have to be fair. Jade's the judge.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58If it's thumbs up, then it's a nice, lovely rest.
0:15:58 > 0:16:04If they don't do well, it's Nessun Dorma in an old vest.
0:16:04 > 0:16:09You've got five seconds to decide, starting now.
0:16:09 > 0:16:14- Oh, straight away! It's back to the cells. Off they go!- Boo!
0:16:14 > 0:16:19Listen, they are going in the cell for a cruel and unusual punishment.
0:16:19 > 0:16:25MUSIC: Nessun Dorma
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- Oh, no! My eyes! - Oh, there we are.
0:16:28 > 0:16:34A round of applause for Jade please, thank you very much.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38Jailers and jailbirds, it's time for our next prisoner.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42He's strange, he's unusual. He is Timo Marc.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:56 > 0:17:00LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
0:17:07 > 0:17:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:28 > 0:17:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:41 > 0:17:43AUDIENCE: Whoa!
0:18:19 > 0:18:22SCREAMING
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Come on, let's hear it please for Timo Marc.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Has Timo served his time? Let's find out with Miss Pinch.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38I'm coming to the naughty corner.
0:18:38 > 0:18:45- Young man, headless wonder or a marvel?- It was outstanding.- Go on.
0:18:45 > 0:18:51- I was so impressed. He's got my vote.- What about you?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53I think it was absolutely amazing.
0:18:53 > 0:18:58He has a 0.9 recurred probability of getting out of the Slammer.
0:18:58 > 0:19:010.9 recurred. And what about his score?
0:19:01 > 0:19:07- I would say 87 out of 100.- Do you spend your whole life doing sums?
0:19:07 > 0:19:12- Most of it.- How old are you? - I'm ten.
0:19:12 > 0:19:17- I think you're about 57, aren't you? - LAUGHTER.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- What did you think? - Good, but I've seen better.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26- Criticism. Can you do better? - No, but I've seen better magicians.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31- A little critique there. - What's your mark for Timo Mark?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34I would say it's 10 out of 10.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38It's actually the best performance yet.
0:19:38 > 0:19:43- 10 out of 10, you can't get better than that.- One final word.- Wicked!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- That's our final word. - Jailers and jailbirds.
0:19:46 > 0:19:51- One more prisoner act to see. - Stop!- Peter, what is it?
0:19:51 > 0:19:55I'm not leaving until I get my puppets back!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Ms Pinch, deal with this. - With pleasure.
0:19:58 > 0:20:04Come on, you! Ah, music! It's got such a groovy vibe.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05LAUGHTER
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Not so hard now are you, Ms Pinch?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12We've got a show to do, what are you doing?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Have you got a problem, sir?
0:20:14 > 0:20:19- Frank, thank heavens. Sort this out.- Certainly, sir.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24Nokio, do one. You, cell two. Turns out she had a soft spot after all.
0:20:24 > 0:20:29A clinical disposition to something called R&B, sir.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32It's good to have you back. I've misjudged you.
0:20:32 > 0:20:37You can introduce the final act and it does involve a warning.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- You like them?- Absolutely, sir.
0:20:40 > 0:20:46- Don't attempt this themselves. Now, it's Flame Oz.- Yes!
0:21:09 > 0:21:13AUDIENCE: Ugh!
0:21:26 > 0:21:29MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:41 > 0:21:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:03 > 0:22:06AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:22:17 > 0:22:20AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:22:48 > 0:22:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Wow! Give them a cheer!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Flame Oz, there. My word!
0:22:56 > 0:23:02Flame Oz! Fantastic! Will they go back, down under, to Australia,
0:23:02 > 0:23:05or is the only way out of the Slammer over the wall?
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Let's find out with Mr Burgess.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Flame Oz. But, flaming hot, or flaming Nora?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14It was flaming awesome,
0:23:14 > 0:23:17but some of the guys need better costumes.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Better costumes?
0:23:20 > 0:23:23What sort of thing, sir? A lacy number?
0:23:23 > 0:23:27Well, I think it's just cos it's a bit,
0:23:27 > 0:23:29sort of, weird, on the boys.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32On the girls it looks all right...
0:23:32 > 0:23:34It just looks a bit...
0:23:34 > 0:23:37- You like it on the ladies?- Yeah!
0:23:37 > 0:23:38AUDIENCE: Oooooh!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Be quiet, you lot!
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Right, did you enjoy that?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Yes, it was brilliant, amazing,
0:23:46 > 0:23:49and it was quite scary
0:23:49 > 0:23:53when the man was dancing with fire
0:23:53 > 0:23:55between all the other people.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58You think we should release them, do you?
0:23:58 > 0:24:03- No.- No? Keep them here, for more sloppy, ploppy porridge?- Yeah!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05AUDIENCE: Boooo!
0:24:05 > 0:24:09- What about you, sir? - I thought was well incredible,
0:24:09 > 0:24:12unbelievable and awesome.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14What was well incredible, sir?
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Well, when they put the fire in their mouth,
0:24:18 > 0:24:20and they took it out,
0:24:20 > 0:24:22the fire was just gone.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25I thought they were going to die!
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Yeah, on a word of warning,
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- that could happen, so don't try that, will you?- OK.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- What did you think of that act? - I thought
0:24:35 > 0:24:38their hair would catch fire. It looked like,
0:24:38 > 0:24:40it was sticking out a bit.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- What was?- Their hair.- Oh!
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Are they going free?
0:24:44 > 0:24:49- Yes.- Yes. Even though their hair's all over the place?- Yes.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Miss, sum that up for me, in one word.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Firetastic!- Firetastic, sir!
0:24:55 > 0:24:59That's the Freedom Show. Let's welcome back the acts!
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Yes, come on! Oompah Brass, Team Extreme,
0:25:03 > 0:25:08Timo Marc and Flame Oz. There they are! Wonderful! Look at them!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:11 > 0:25:14So much talent, one act goes free.
0:25:14 > 0:25:19We decide with this, Gimbert's all-patented Clap-o-meter.
0:25:19 > 0:25:24Whoever gets the highest score from you is freed. Simple as that.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28They were loud, very musical, will they go free?
0:25:28 > 0:25:32Let's hear your appreciation, for Oompah Brass!
0:25:32 > 0:25:34APPLAUSE
0:25:39 > 0:25:42A good respectable score there!
0:25:42 > 0:25:4384.3.
0:25:43 > 0:25:48Next, daredevil stunts on bikes, never seen anything like it.
0:25:48 > 0:25:53Will they be going free? Team Extreme! Let's hear it for them!
0:25:53 > 0:25:57- CHEERING - You like them. Wow!
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Into an early lead, the lads, in crash hats.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Or is it their hair? I can't tell! There we are, 93.4.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10Back in line there, or Mr Burgess will have you!
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Next, a most unusual act.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16Very unusual. Did he do enough to earn your vote?
0:26:16 > 0:26:19Let's hear it, please, for Timo Marc.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22CHEERING
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Hey! You screamo for Timo!
0:26:28 > 0:26:31He's in the lead, 94.3. Yes!
0:26:31 > 0:26:35He's going free unless this act nick it at the end.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39They were sensational, hot stuff. Did they do enough?
0:26:39 > 0:26:43Let's hear it, please, for Flame Oz!
0:26:43 > 0:26:47- CHEERING - Oh!
0:26:47 > 0:26:50Oh! Almost off the scale!
0:26:50 > 0:26:5396.8, they win! Second is Timo Marc.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Flame Oz, you're going free! Go, go, go!
0:26:56 > 0:26:58CHEERING
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Give them a big cheer and a round of applause.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Jailers and jailbirds,
0:27:06 > 0:27:09it's bad news for the others, but great that
0:27:09 > 0:27:13they stay in time for the famous Slammer tea.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17- Mr Burgess!- Sir! - What are they having for tea?
0:27:17 > 0:27:20I can't stand here, I really can't,
0:27:20 > 0:27:23- and say it's sloppy, ploppy porridge.- Really!
0:27:23 > 0:27:26No. I'll stand HERE, and say it.
0:27:26 > 0:27:31- Oh! Take them all away, off you go!- All right, you lot!
0:27:31 > 0:27:36Give them a big hand, Timo Marc, Team Extreme and Oompah Brass.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40Jailers and jailbirds, that's it from the Freedom Show.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43Take care, everyone. Bye-bye!
0:27:44 > 0:27:46CHEERING
0:27:51 > 0:27:53# It's the only way
0:27:53 > 0:27:57# You'll ever leave the Slammer! #
0:27:57 > 0:28:00You can't chuck me out. I demand a lawyer!
0:28:00 > 0:28:04If I go, I'll bring you all down with me.
0:28:04 > 0:28:05Allow me, sir.
0:28:07 > 0:28:14STEREO PLAYS "Never Too Much" by Luther Vandross
0:28:14 > 0:28:17CLAXON SOUNDS