0:00:02 > 0:00:04'Dear Mum, I'm on toilet duty again today.
0:00:04 > 0:00:09'I do Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13'Oh yeah, and Sundays. That doesn't sound quite right.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16'Anyway, we've got a great show coming up.'
0:00:16 > 0:00:20MUSIC
0:00:20 > 0:00:22CHEERING Superb!
0:00:22 > 0:00:25'There's a funny feeling in The Slammer this week.
0:00:25 > 0:00:30'It seems like everyone is laughing at me. I just can't work out why.'
0:00:30 > 0:00:31LAUGHTER
0:00:32 > 0:00:36'I'm sure I'm just imagining it. Love, Gimbert.'
0:00:42 > 0:00:47# You've been found guilty of a howling showbiz crime
0:00:47 > 0:00:52# So welcome to The Slammer where you're gonna serve your time
0:00:52 > 0:00:55# With every type of minstrel, entertainer and artiste
0:00:55 > 0:01:00# Performing to the limit to try and get released
0:01:00 > 0:01:03# So go and fetch the audience, bring them to The Slammer
0:01:03 > 0:01:09# And polish up your act with a bit of glitz and glamour
0:01:09 > 0:01:13# Your fate is in their hands so make them cheer and clamour
0:01:13 > 0:01:17# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer
0:01:17 > 0:01:21# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer! #
0:01:23 > 0:01:28- Everything ready?- All set, Sir. - OK. He's coming.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30KNOCK AT DOOR Enter.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- You wanted to see me, Sir? - Yes, yes, come in.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Ha-ha-hoo-hoo!
0:01:36 > 0:01:40All the acts are here. We've got Up & Over It.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42# Americano... #
0:01:42 > 0:01:46- Acer Capoeira - CLAPPING
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Tumbellina.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51And Tiernan Douieb.
0:01:51 > 0:01:57Yes, yes. Now, Gimbert, I've always held you in the highest regard.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Have you?- Yes, I have.
0:01:59 > 0:02:05Which is why I've decided to entrust a vitally important task to you.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Really?- Gimbert, I want you to personally...
0:02:08 > 0:02:10..redecorate my office.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16I don't know if you've noticed, but I can be a little bit clumsy.
0:02:16 > 0:02:22No, no, no. Nonsense. Nonsense. This job has got your name all over it.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26You go right ahead. I've got total confidence in you.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30If you don't mind, I'll just play a little music while you work.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32MUSIC
0:02:33 > 0:02:37- Are you sure about this? - Yes. Go right ahead, son.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:03 > 0:03:07That's it! You think you're so brilliant, don't you, Uncle?
0:03:07 > 0:03:12Well, the fact is, anyone could do your job!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- Why, you ungrateful... - Oh, not that, Sir.
0:03:15 > 0:03:20I stood up for you when everyone said, "Don't employ your nephew.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23"He's an idiot." Do you know what I said?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I said, "You're right, he is an idiot."
0:03:26 > 0:03:30But I employed you anyway out of the goodness of my heart
0:03:30 > 0:03:34because you are family and family comes first.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37And this, this is how you repay me.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40My own flesh and blood.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- Marvellous, Sir.- Thank you. - Wonderful performance.
0:03:44 > 0:03:50Gimbert, you'll be punished for this and punished severely.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Gimbert, I want you to clean out...
0:03:58 > 0:04:00..the store room.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Not the store room!- Yes! Y-e-e-e-s!
0:04:04 > 0:04:08EVIL LAUGHTER
0:04:09 > 0:04:13I wish I didn't work here. I'm wasted in this place.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17If only there was a way where wishes could come true.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20It would get me out of this store room, away from...
0:04:21 > 0:04:23..old socks.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27And bog brushes.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32And Aladdin's lamps.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Aladdin's lamps?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Clean me, fool!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Eh?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Just rub me with your sleeve, will you?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48HE COUGHS
0:04:49 > 0:04:51- Are you thick, or what? - Not you as well.
0:04:51 > 0:04:56Just make a wish, will you? And don't pick something stupid.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58A bucket of batter bits!
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- You can have anything you want, you dimwit.- Anything, you say?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I wish I was the governor.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07That's quite a good choice, actually.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- KNOCK ON THE DOOR - Yes, Sir? I mean, come in.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16The audience are coming in, Sir.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Don't go. Do you mind if I ask you a question?- Not at all.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Do you respect me?- Absolutely, Sir.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- You don't find me amusing, a laughing stock, a figure of fun?- No.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31You have my complete devotion and admiration.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32What about if I did this?
0:05:34 > 0:05:39I'm sure you'd have your reasons, Sir. You are the governor after all.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Sir, we've got a problem.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Acer Capoeira wants to go on before Up & Over It
0:05:45 > 0:05:49because Acer Capoeira has got a weak bladder.
0:05:49 > 0:05:54But Tiernan Douieb thinks they've been put up to it by Tumbellina.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58- Burgess, what's his name again? - Lafayette, Sir.- Really? Oh, OK.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Lafayette, you are a shining example
0:06:01 > 0:06:05and I'd like to entrust you with a vitally important task.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- I'd like you to redecorate my office.- OK, Sir.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13While you do it, I'd like to play a little music.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16MUSIC:"A-Team Theme"
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Voila!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- No!- You're supposed to put the bucket...
0:06:50 > 0:06:55- Shouldn't we get on with the show? - You should be laughing at him!
0:06:55 > 0:06:59I can if you want me to, Sir. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:59 > 0:07:03- Is that the sort of thing you're after?- All right then.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07- How do I look?- Not so good, to be honest, Sir.- All right.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HMP Slammer,
0:07:27 > 0:07:31'where you decide which prisoner is to be released.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35'Now, please welcome your host. He's all dressed in white and...
0:07:35 > 0:07:38'What?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40'Really? Are you sure?
0:07:41 > 0:07:46'Well, OK, if you say so. It's the Gimbert!'
0:07:46 > 0:07:49APPLAUSE
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Who's the guv'nor?
0:08:07 > 0:08:12You're supposed to say, "I'm the guv'nor".
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- AUDIENCE: I'm the guv'nor! - No, you're supposed to say, "Me".
0:08:16 > 0:08:20- AUDIENCE: Me!- No, not me, you! - AUDIENCE: You!- Oh, forget it.
0:08:20 > 0:08:25- Say nothing.- AUDIENCE: Nothing!- This isn't how I thought it would be.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Here's the first act, Up & Over It.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31APPLAUSE
0:08:36 > 0:08:40MUSIC: "We No Speak Americano" by Yolanda Be Cool
0:08:51 > 0:08:54THEY DRUM
0:08:59 > 0:09:01CHEERING
0:10:05 > 0:10:07APPLAUSE
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- It's all right, I've got it. - I've got it, Uncle.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21Wow! That was fantastic! Let's find out what you thought.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24Up & Over It there. I was, were you?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- I thought it was sensational.- Why?
0:10:27 > 0:10:33- The way they were tapping. - Tapping and drumming.- Yeah.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Are you a tapper and a drummer? - No.- No?- No.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40Sorry, mind my boots. What did you think of that?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43I thought it was fantastic the way they were together.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- Do you think they had to practise for long?- Yeah.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Give them marks out of 10. - I'd give them 10.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- What about you?- I thought it was good fun and I loved it.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- You think that was a swanky act? - Yeah.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00What was the best thing about that act?
0:11:00 > 0:11:04How they kept the rhythm by banging on the table.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08- Do you think you could do a bit of that banging on your pad?- No.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- What about... - SCREAMING
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Oh, yes, this is more like it. Right then, Up & Over It there.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18But on to our second act here this evening.
0:11:18 > 0:11:23Now, it's time to put your hands together for Acer Capoeira.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26APPLAUSE
0:11:33 > 0:11:37CAPOEIRA MUSIC
0:13:07 > 0:13:10APPLAUSE
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Right, Acer Capoeira there. What did you think?
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- Let's find out, with Mr Lafayette. - Yes, Sir. That's me!
0:13:20 > 0:13:21LAUGHTER
0:13:21 > 0:13:27Right, I want to ask you what you thought of that act, Acer Capoeira?
0:13:27 > 0:13:32- I can hardly say it. Can you say it? - Erm, no.- No. Thank you very much.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36- What about you?- It was cool because of the flips and the music.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40- The splits and music?- The flips. - I do beg your pardon.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Anything else to add to that?- No.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45What did you think about Acer Capoeira?
0:13:45 > 0:13:50They were the best. If they don't go through, I'll break them out.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- You'll break them out yourself? - Yes.- Sir?
0:13:53 > 0:13:59That was the best act I've ever seen before. It was awesomely sick.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03- Is that sick in a get down, hip and young way?- No.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Not sick as in, "Oh, there's my cheese rolls!"
0:14:06 > 0:14:10- Yes.- Yes?- No.- Yes or no, Sir?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- No.- No?- Yes.- Yes?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Listen, Sir, what's it to be? Is it yes or no, Sir?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- No.- No?- Yes.- Yes?
0:14:19 > 0:14:25What about a final word to sum up that act, please, Sir?
0:14:25 > 0:14:29- They were like... - One word please, Sir.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34- Like zero...- That's not one word, is it?- Awesome!- Awesome, Sir.
0:14:34 > 0:14:39Right then. Moving on in a very smart and regimental way,
0:14:39 > 0:14:44let's get on to the part of the show we call Solitary Confinement.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49This is where we bring out one of our prisoners to try his luck.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51So bad at his act,
0:14:51 > 0:14:55that we keep him locked away from the rest of the prison.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59Now, if he does well and you like him, he gets a nice treat.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03And today, it's a nice pair of shop-bought woollen leg warmers.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07But if he displeases and gets the thumbs down,
0:15:07 > 0:15:10then it's a cruel and unusual punishment
0:15:10 > 0:15:12back in solitary confinement.
0:15:12 > 0:15:18So, Mr Lafayette. What is today's cruel and unusual punishment?
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Today's cruel and unusual punishment is he will be taken back
0:15:22 > 0:15:26to solitary confinement and force fed 50 pickled eggs.
0:15:26 > 0:15:3150 pickled eggs. Right, all we need is a judge and juror.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33That young lady there.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38- Give her a round of applause. - APPLAUSE
0:15:38 > 0:15:42- Right, Miss, name?- Jodie. - Then let's get on with it.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Bring on today's Solitary Confinement. Off you go.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56WESTERN MOVIE MUSIC
0:16:10 > 0:16:12GUNSHOT
0:16:14 > 0:16:15GUNSHOT
0:16:17 > 0:16:19GUNSHOT
0:16:21 > 0:16:24MULTIPLE GUNSHOTS
0:16:29 > 0:16:31BELL CHIMES
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Now then, Jodie, there you go.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Pretty horrific, I think you'll find.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Now, put your thumb out nice and level like that.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Remember, if it's thumbs up, it's nice, comfy legs.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57If it's thumbs down, it's bunged up with eggs.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00You've got five seconds, starting now.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07Take them away back to solitary confinement. A wise choice, Miss.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09If you'd like to leave now.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18On with the show. Now, it's time for Tumbellina.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22APPLAUSE
0:17:22 > 0:17:25MUSIC
0:19:28 > 0:19:31APPLAUSE
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Let's get some comments with Mr Burgess!
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Right, Tumbellina there, grace and elegance personified,
0:19:43 > 0:19:45but you want to hear the noise
0:19:45 > 0:19:48when she eats a roast potato in the prison canteen, Sir.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- What did you think?- Amazing,
0:19:50 > 0:19:55really good how she did all of the flips and all those things.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Is that the sort of act you'd like to see?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- Yeah.- If she was released today,
0:20:00 > 0:20:03you'd pay money to go and see that sort of thing?
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- Er, maybe.- Maybe. Not too sure.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10That was brilliant! What did you think?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12It's amazing, because of the balances.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- What mark would you give out of ten?- Ten.
0:20:15 > 0:20:20- Madam?- I thought it was awesome, very mystical and fluent.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Was it very pretty, miss? Just like you?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25LAUGHTER
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Should they be released from The Slammer? And why?
0:20:29 > 0:20:34I think they should, because their dance is amazing and really elegant.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37And one final word from Mr Burgess.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Miss?- Spectacular.- Spectacular, Sir!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47That feels better. I'm back! Who's the guv'nor?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49ALL: You're the guv'nor!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52I am, my little jailers and jailbirds,
0:20:52 > 0:20:56and we've one more performing prisoner act to see.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58It's Tiernan Douieb!
0:20:58 > 0:21:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Hello, hello, hello, and to any cows in the audience,
0:21:08 > 0:21:10good moo-ning.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Are you up for some rubbish art? - YES!- Superb.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17OK, let's start with a little portrait.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19You, this lady here, what's your name?
0:21:19 > 0:21:23- Zora.- Zora! What an awesome name, Zora.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27You look very familiar, Zora. I'm not really sure why.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Let me have a look at you.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Actually, Zora, I think that you remind me
0:21:32 > 0:21:36of the little girl I saw today who was picking her nose and eating it.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Yeah! Disgusting, isn't it? I went up to her and said,
0:21:40 > 0:21:45"When your mum told you to eat your greens, that's not what she meant."
0:21:45 > 0:21:50So, you've got sort of hair here. You've got a very small nose, Zora.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54Can you only smell very small things, like mouse trumps?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58A girlie pigtail there and another one here,
0:21:58 > 0:22:03and that's sort of a really rubbish drawing of your face!
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Yay, it's a rubbish portrait!
0:22:05 > 0:22:09But here, ladies and gentlemen, is the magic of art.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12That's your dad!
0:22:12 > 0:22:17Yay! Right, what's it going to be? What is it?
0:22:17 > 0:22:20What is it? What is it? What is it?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22SHOUTS FROM AUDIENCE
0:22:22 > 0:22:25What's it going to be? No, no, what's it going to be?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28What is it? What is it? What is it?
0:22:28 > 0:22:34What is it? What is it? I don't know. What is that?
0:22:34 > 0:22:36No, really, what is it?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Oh, no! Oh, no!
0:22:39 > 0:22:40SHOUTING
0:22:40 > 0:22:44I don't know! I don't know, I have no idea.
0:22:44 > 0:22:49I saw it earlier. It terrified me. I thought you were going to help me.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- Final portrait. What's your name?- Jordan.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Nice to meet you. We'll do a quick portrait of you.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Let me see your face. Ah...hm...
0:23:00 > 0:23:01LAUGHTER
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Let's just see your face.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Er...hm...and...
0:23:10 > 0:23:17I'm just trying to get the face right. Er, let's see....
0:23:17 > 0:23:19It's you disguised as a penguin!
0:23:19 > 0:23:23You are very good at that. You'd be brilliant in the Arctic.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27I've been Tiernan Douieb. Thank you. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Oh, yeah! Give him a big cheer!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Tiernan Douieb. What a marvellous artist, as well.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Is he going free from the "pen"
0:23:37 > 0:23:40or is he going to stay in with his cray-in?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Let's find out with Mr Burgess.
0:23:42 > 0:23:47Let's leap straight in here. Would you consider that a waste of paper?
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Stupid!- Stupid?- Yeah.- Why, Sir?
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Cos he done nothing.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55What was it he done nothing about, Sir?
0:23:55 > 0:23:59Erm... Shot your mouth off there, haven't you, Sir, eh?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Did you like Tiernan Douieb?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Erm, well, he was quite good,
0:24:03 > 0:24:07but he needs more practice at drawing his cartoon pictures.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10What score have you given him?
0:24:10 > 0:24:13- One out of ten.- One out of ten?! - For his jokes.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17- What did you think of that comedian? - I think he was quite funny
0:24:17 > 0:24:22- and the drawings are weird.- Has he done enough to be released?- Yeah.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24- A score out of ten for Tiernan Douieb?- Eight.- Eight.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27For one final word to sum that act up,
0:24:27 > 0:24:30I'm going to this young lady here.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- Coo-coo.- Coo-coo, Sir. Lovely!
0:24:34 > 0:24:39Well, marvellous. Four performing prisoners, but only one can go free.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Let's welcome them all back. Up & Over It, come on!
0:24:42 > 0:24:47Acer Capoeria! Tumbellina! And Tiernan Douieb!
0:24:47 > 0:24:51Come on, jailers and jailbirds! Yes! My word!
0:24:51 > 0:24:54One act will go free by using this device,
0:24:54 > 0:24:58Gimbert's all-patented Clap-o-meter.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01The more noise you make, the more points they get,
0:25:01 > 0:25:03and then one act will go free.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Well, first, they were splendid,
0:25:05 > 0:25:08they were different. Dancing with your hands!
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Put YOUR hands together for Up & Over It!
0:25:11 > 0:25:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:14 > 0:25:19Wow! Yeah!
0:25:19 > 0:25:24A great score of 92.3 for Up & Over It. That's brilliant.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27The next prisoners, will they be going free?
0:25:27 > 0:25:31There's lots of them. Unusual rhythm, dancing,
0:25:31 > 0:25:33even fighting at one stage! Acer Capoeria!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Woah!
0:25:42 > 0:25:47Oh, there we are. Oh, 91.3! Not quite. A great score.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50The nineties is tremendous, but it means that Up & Over It
0:25:50 > 0:25:54are in lead position at the moment just by the one point.
0:25:54 > 0:25:59Next, of course, we had a beautiful act, like little fairies in a jar.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03They were the extraordinary Tumbellina!
0:26:03 > 0:26:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Oh! I don't believe it, also in the nineties! 90.4!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15But they're not going free.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Three in the nineties. Isn't that brilliant?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Well, at the moment it's Up & Over It
0:26:21 > 0:26:24who could be going up and over that wall.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26One more to show your appreciation for.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30He was funny, he was artistic. He was Tiernan Douieb!
0:26:30 > 0:26:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Wow! At the very end, I think he's nicked it.
0:26:40 > 0:26:45He has! Going free with 93.2, it's Tiernan Douieb!
0:26:45 > 0:26:49You're free to go. You're free to go.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54That's good news for Tiernan Douieb.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58The others, there is some good news. They get to stay for our tea.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Mr Burgess, tell me, what's for tea?
0:27:01 > 0:27:05We've had one of these celebrity chefs in the kitchen today.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- Jamie Oliver.- Jamie Oliver?!
0:27:07 > 0:27:10- Oh, you want to see what he's done. - What has he done?
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- Sloppy-ploppy porridge, Sir.- Ohhh!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Take them back for sloppy-ploppy porridge.
0:27:15 > 0:27:20Give them a big round of applause, jailers and jailbirds, please.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Up & Over It and Tumbellina. That's it from us.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25See you soon. Bye, everybody!
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Bye! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:30 > 0:27:35# It's the only way you'll ever leave the Slammer! #
0:27:37 > 0:27:40So, Gimbert, you think you're unappreciated, do you,
0:27:40 > 0:27:43not given enough responsibility?
0:27:43 > 0:27:44Well, yes, since you ask.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46OK, then.
0:27:49 > 0:27:53I'm going to let you decide what we do with our final wish.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57- Do you think that's wise, sir? - He wants to be taken seriously.
0:27:57 > 0:28:01I wish for a new gym for the prison,
0:28:01 > 0:28:05larger cells, a new office for the governor
0:28:05 > 0:28:07and a revamped security system.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09All made of cheese!
0:28:09 > 0:28:12- NO!- NO!
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