0:00:02 > 0:00:03'Dear Mum.'
0:00:03 > 0:00:05How do you spell "Mum"?
0:00:06 > 0:00:09'This week's Freedom Show was specti-cular.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11'Speccy-tacular...
0:00:11 > 0:00:13'Really good. We had an act.'
0:00:13 > 0:00:14CHEERING
0:00:14 > 0:00:16'Then, another act.'
0:00:16 > 0:00:17CHEERING
0:00:17 > 0:00:20'Oh, yes, then, this was amazing - another act!'
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Oooby doo, shooby doo, shooby doo... #
0:00:22 > 0:00:25'Anyway, it all started... at the start.'
0:00:32 > 0:00:36# You've been found guilty of a howling showbiz crime
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# So welcome to The Slammer
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Where you're going to serve your time
0:00:40 > 0:00:45# With every type of minstrel, entertainer and artiste
0:00:45 > 0:00:49# Performing to the limit to try and get released
0:00:49 > 0:00:53# So go and fetch the audience
0:00:53 > 0:00:54# Bring them to The Slammer
0:00:54 > 0:00:56# And polish up your act
0:00:56 > 0:00:58# With a bit of glitz and glamour
0:00:58 > 0:01:01# Your fate is in their hands
0:01:01 > 0:01:02# So make them cheer and clamour
0:01:02 > 0:01:07# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer
0:01:07 > 0:01:10# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer! #
0:01:13 > 0:01:18Right. Let's see who I've chosen for this week's Freedom Show.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20We've got...Team Kinetics.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Anastasia.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Top Bananas.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28And Poland Rat.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34- Brilliant.- Ingenious, sir. What a clever way to choose the acts.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Thank you. Sorry about the stray darts.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37THUMP!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- VOICE MIMICKING FRANK:- Prisoner to see you, sir.- What was that, Frank?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- I didn't say anything, sir. AS FRANK:- Prisoner to see you.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Renowned impressionist, adorable little lad.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49That was you doing him! Or, no, you doing him! That was brilliant.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Now, listen here, lad. There are lots of things I don't like in life.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Parties, for example.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- But what I really dislike is people doing impressions of me.- SHUT UP!
0:01:58 > 0:02:02- Ha-ha-ha! Brilliant! - I don't think so, sir.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Yeah.- AS THE GOVERNOR:- Who's the Governor? It's hard to tell -
0:02:05 > 0:02:07jailers or jailbirds?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10He's even better than me at being me!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13Please, Governor, can I be on the Freedom Show this week? Please?
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- I'm desperate.- Sorry, the Freedom Show is full this week.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- AS DAVID DICKINSON:- I tell you what, I'll be a Bobby Dazzler!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- AS BRUCE FORSYTH:- You really are my favourite.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- AS GRAHAM NORTON: - Yes, indeed you are!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- AS VICKY POLLARD: - Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no...
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Listen. I want to be in the show.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37- Frank, get him off, he's scaring me! - All right, that's enough, lad,
0:02:37 > 0:02:38get him down to solitary confinement.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Sorry about this, sir - he's completely unhinged.
0:02:41 > 0:02:42He's not himself, sir!
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- AS SIMON COWELL:- No, I'm not myself. I'm Simon Cowell,
0:02:45 > 0:02:48and I'm sorry, you're not through to the next round.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49It's a no from me.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Make sure he stays in solitary confinement!
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Oh, Frank, if we let him onto the Freedom Show, it'd be a disaster!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Never get him off!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- AS BURGESS:- Gimbert? Gimbert, lad? Can you hear me? Gimbert?!
0:03:02 > 0:03:06- Is that you, Mr Burgess?- Who do you think it is? Father Christmas?
0:03:06 > 0:03:11- Is it?!- No, of course it's Burgess. Now, get me out of here.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Get in there, lad!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26DING-DONG!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- AS THE GOVERNOR: - Attention, all inmates.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31This is the Governor speaking.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- 'Who's the Governor?' - You're the Governor!
0:03:34 > 0:03:35'With immediate effect,
0:03:35 > 0:03:39'every prisoner must squish their face into their dinner.'
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Oh, brilliant(!)
0:03:42 > 0:03:44SQUELCH
0:03:46 > 0:03:48'Now, do it again.'
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Come on, Charlie, you dropped it.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58- 'Put your back into it!' - Oh, this is just great(!)
0:04:04 > 0:04:09'All prisoners and wardens must do a ten-second boogie.'
0:04:09 > 0:04:10MUSIC PLAYS # Dance
0:04:12 > 0:04:15# Boogie wonderland
0:04:15 > 0:04:17# Oh, oh, dance
0:04:20 > 0:04:22# Boogie wonderland
0:04:22 > 0:04:25# Yeah, yeah, dance... #
0:04:25 > 0:04:30'That's right, keep boogie-ing, everyone. Now, pick your noses.'
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Hold on, sir, that's not your voice! - You're right.
0:04:33 > 0:04:39- If it's not me, it must be... - Burling! Stop that impressionist!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42ALARM BELLS RING
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Where are you, you meddling mimic?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- AS ALAN CARR:- He's not down here. It's only me, Alan Carr.- Thanks.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55All right, where are you, you horrible little impressionist?
0:04:55 > 0:04:59I'll show you an impression of the back of my hand, lad!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Yes, well, it's me, His Royal Highness, Prince Charles.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06I'm inspecting a slammer, yes. One could do with some privacy.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Absolutely, sir. It's been a pleasure, sir.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Here, hold on a minute. All right, Burling, the game's up!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- AS WALLACE:- Cracking cheese, Gromit! Heh-heh!
0:05:21 > 0:05:25We cannot let Burling get on that stage, it'd be a disaster.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30Don't you worry, sir. Got my best men on it. Well, I say best men -
0:05:30 > 0:05:34more of a best man. Well, more of a... It's Gimbert, actually, sir.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Well, how do I look? Divine, sir. - Thank you. In that case...
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- DING-DONG! - 'It's show time!
0:05:45 > 0:05:49'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HMP's Slammer,'
0:05:49 > 0:05:52where you decide which prisoner is to be released!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Now, please welcome your host!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57He's all dressed up in his Freedom Show frock,
0:05:57 > 0:05:59and he's in for a rather nasty shock.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Ha-ha-ha-ha! It's the Governor!
0:06:02 > 0:06:06APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Who's the Governor?! - ALL: You are the Governor!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24We've got a great Freedom Show today.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27We've got a sensational spinning act, hair-raising,
0:06:27 > 0:06:29called Anastasia IV!
0:06:29 > 0:06:34We've got a weird and wacky band called Top Bananas.
0:06:34 > 0:06:35AUDIENCE: Ooooh!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37A most unusual act called Poland Rat.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:06:39 > 0:06:43But now to our first performing prisoner act.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45They're hoping to go free - will it be their turn?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Let's find out, as you appreciate and enjoy Team Kinetic!
0:06:48 > 0:06:51APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:07:01 > 0:07:03CHEERING
0:07:49 > 0:07:51APPLAUSE
0:08:54 > 0:08:56APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:08:59 > 0:09:04Were they heroes or zeroes? Let's find out, with Mr Burgess.
0:09:04 > 0:09:09- All right then. Team Kinetics. Any cop?- They could be improved.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- In what way, sir?- Jump over something a little bit higher than that.
0:09:13 > 0:09:19- How high, sir? What are we talking, five foot?- Seven foot.- Eight foot?
0:09:19 > 0:09:25- Ten foot, ten foot.- Ten foot, sir! Reckon you can manage that, lads?
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Ten foot? Right, see you in the prison yard tomorrow.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32They're all there, the superheroes - who's your favourite?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Mine is the red-and-blue Spiderman.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- They were all surprising superheroes.- Surprising?- Yeah.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- What surprised you about them? - Flipping over each other.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45They're extremely entertaining, and I thought they were very flexible.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Shall we let them go? - Yeah, definitely.- Right!
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- One final word - sum that act up, sir.- Super.- Super, sir!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Well, my little syncopated cellmates...
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- AS THE GOVERNOR:- Marvellous there.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Well, jailers and jailbirds, what a lovely audience you are.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04- Who's the Governor? - ALL: You're the Governor!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Get him out of here!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Get over there! - Oh, dear, sorry about that.
0:10:10 > 0:10:15Onto our next performing prisoner act. You're going to love this lady.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Fantastic. She flies very, very high.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22She's hoping to fly out of the Slammer, and you'll decide later on.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Will you please welcome, jailers and jailbirds,
0:10:25 > 0:10:28the fantastic Anastasia IV!
0:10:30 > 0:10:31APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:10:38 > 0:10:40ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:55 > 0:10:57CHEERING
0:10:59 > 0:11:02# He's like a pendulum swinging to and fro
0:11:02 > 0:11:05# It makes him so psycho
0:11:09 > 0:11:11# Cos he's just so psycho
0:11:13 > 0:11:15# Let's go
0:11:24 > 0:11:27# Psycho demons on your mind
0:11:27 > 0:11:29# One day soon you'll have to find your soul
0:11:34 > 0:11:35# Cos he's just so psycho
0:11:37 > 0:11:40# Cos he's just so psycho
0:11:55 > 0:11:57# Let's go psycho
0:12:09 > 0:12:10# When the pendulum stops
0:12:10 > 0:12:12# It swings back
0:12:12 > 0:12:14# Coming on track for you
0:12:14 > 0:12:16# Oh, yeah
0:12:17 > 0:12:20# Cos he's just so psycho
0:12:20 > 0:12:21# Oh, yeah
0:12:21 > 0:12:24# Cos he's just so psycho
0:12:24 > 0:12:25# Oh, yeah
0:12:27 > 0:12:29# Cos he's just so psycho
0:12:29 > 0:12:31# Oh, yeah! #
0:12:37 > 0:12:39- Let's hear it for Anastasia IV! - CHEERING
0:12:39 > 0:12:42It was hair-raising, though. Will she be flying out The Slammer?
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Anastasia IV - what did you make of that?
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Fantastic high-flying. I think you should be doing it.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53Have you seen my head? It's got a crop circle on it.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54How could I do it?
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- LAUGHTER - What did you think of Anastasia?
0:12:58 > 0:13:04I thought it might hurt when the string pulled her up by her hair.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Yeah.- I'd give it a ten out of ten.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- Should we let her go?- Yes. - Jolly good.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- Miss?- I loved how it was really weirdly wonderful.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18I loved her sparkly outfit and the way she threw around the glitter.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Top entertainment as far as you're concerned, Miss?
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- Yes.- Done enough to go free?- Yes.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Have you ever been hoisted up by your hair?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- No.- No, and I hope you never are, because that's a professional act.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Should we let her go free, though? - No.- Why not?
0:13:33 > 0:13:37She'll freak people out in the street.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38LAUGHTER
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- AS FRANK:- Sum that act up for me in one final word.
0:13:40 > 0:13:45Get off! Get hold of this maniac! Get hold of him!
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Terribly sorry about that, miss. Back to the original and the best.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Sum that act up for me in one final word.- Strong.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53Strong.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Time for a little respite now,
0:13:55 > 0:13:59as we introduce the act known as Solitary Confinement!
0:14:04 > 0:14:08These are acts that we can't let out into society or into The Slammer.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11They have to stay there in solitary confinement,
0:14:11 > 0:14:13but we give them a chance to perform in the freedom show.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15If they do well, they get a treat,
0:14:15 > 0:14:18and today's treat, if they get the thumbs up, they can go to F Wing
0:14:18 > 0:14:23and see the ballet that's being put on by all the inmates in F Wing.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25It's The Nutcracker. They'll enjoy it.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28If they don't do well - back to solitary confinement
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- for a cruel and unusual punishment. Mr Burgess!- Ah!
0:14:31 > 0:14:34What is today's cruel and unusual punishment?
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Today it's playing the banjo
0:14:36 > 0:14:40while sucking semolina through a hole in a dirty sock, sir.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Eugh! We need a judge. Mr Burgess,
0:14:44 > 0:14:49using your wisdom and discernment, would you choose a young person?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- What about you, miss? Would you do it?- A round of applause.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Thank you, madam. Just check. What's your name?
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- Emma.- Have you got a thumb?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59You'll need that for thumbs up or thumbs down,
0:14:59 > 0:15:04as we prepare for the act, Portly Pat Valance
0:15:04 > 0:15:06And His Bubble Wrap Breakdance!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Come on!
0:15:11 > 0:15:14# Everybody wants to live my life
0:15:14 > 0:15:15# But they can't - I'm the one and only
0:15:15 > 0:15:18# I've been around the world
0:15:18 > 0:15:20# I've got the finest girl
0:15:20 > 0:15:23# Everybody wants to live my life
0:15:23 > 0:15:26# But they can't - I'm the one and only
0:15:26 > 0:15:27# I've been around the world
0:15:27 > 0:15:30# I'm the king, baby
0:15:30 > 0:15:32# Yo, you can't stop this
0:15:32 > 0:15:33# I'm too hot
0:15:33 > 0:15:34# I just can't chop this up
0:15:34 > 0:15:37# I'm the real deal, son, watch this
0:15:37 > 0:15:39# Want to freeze my track... #
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Thank you very much, sir.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46There we are.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Portly Pat Valance
0:15:48 > 0:15:51And His Bubble Wrap Breakdance.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Well, Emma, it's up to you to decide now.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Remember, thumbs up, prima ballerina,
0:15:56 > 0:15:59thumbs down, sweaty sock and semolina.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01You've got five seconds to decide.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02And it starts now!
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Up! Oh, what a kind person you are!
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Off you go, Emma.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Well, you're off to the ballet.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Right, on to our next performing prisoner act.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Jailers and jailbirds, this is a high-flyer act -
0:16:22 > 0:16:25they're tremendous - they are The Top Banana!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39# Jungle boogie
0:16:39 > 0:16:43# Jungle boogie, jungle boogie... #
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Play it now!
0:17:00 > 0:17:04# I'm the king of the swingers
0:17:04 > 0:17:06# The jungle VIP
0:17:06 > 0:17:08# I've reached the top and had to stop
0:17:08 > 0:17:10# And that's what botherin' me
0:17:10 > 0:17:12# I want to be a man man cub
0:17:12 > 0:17:16# And stroll right into town
0:17:16 > 0:17:18# And be just like the other men
0:17:18 > 0:17:20# I'm tired of monkeyin' around
0:17:20 > 0:17:25# Oobee doo, I want to be like you
0:17:25 > 0:17:28# I want to walk like you, talk like you
0:17:28 > 0:17:29# Oobee doo
0:17:29 > 0:17:31# You see, it's true-ue
0:17:31 > 0:17:33# An ape like me
0:17:33 > 0:17:37# Can learn to be human too... #
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Clap your hands like this!
0:17:39 > 0:17:40# Oo-bee do
0:17:40 > 0:17:43# I want to be like you-ou-ou
0:17:43 > 0:17:48# I want to walk like you, talk like you, oo-bee do, oobee do
0:17:48 > 0:17:50# You see, it's true-ue
0:17:50 > 0:17:53# Someone like me, oo-bee do oo-ee
0:17:53 > 0:17:56# Can learn to be like someone like you
0:17:58 > 0:18:00# One, one, two for the show
0:18:00 > 0:18:03# Three to get ready, let's go, cat, go! #
0:18:12 > 0:18:13APPLAUSE
0:18:16 > 0:18:17How are you?
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Off they go. Top Bananas!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23But are they going to skid on a banana skin?
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Let's find out with the king of the swingers, Mr Burgess.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Right then, top bananas or a bag of sultanas?
0:18:30 > 0:18:34- I thought they were crazy.- Crazy? - Yeah.- Why?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37They were doing really crazy stuff and on stilts.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38It was really talented.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Would you sleep well at night
0:18:39 > 0:18:43knowing they were free back in the entertainment community?
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Yeah.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Jolly good.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Now then, what did you think of that act?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50- I thought it was really good. - They were good.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- Different.- Yeah, very different.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Bit of a strain on the neck.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Yeah, sort of.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Do you think they can improve their act?
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Um, maybe taller stilts.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Taller stilts?! How tall?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Er, maybe ten foot.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- But you think they should go free? - Yes.- Thank you.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09What did you make of it?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- AS HARRY HILL: - I liked that act, yeah,
0:19:11 > 0:19:14but I liked the other acts too, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Which one is best? There's only one way to find out.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- Fight!- Hold on!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23It's Burling, sir! Burling!
0:19:23 > 0:19:27- Well, ladies and gentlemen... - Oh, please let me do my act!
0:19:27 > 0:19:28Not now, Paul, no.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Look, I do loads of impressions, cartoon impressions...
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- The audience will love it. - I don't know...
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- CHEERING - Do you want to see another act?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38What about Poland Rat, won't he mind?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40HE SNORES
0:19:40 > 0:19:44All right then, for one night only, jailers and jailbirds,
0:19:44 > 0:19:51please enjoy the sensational impressions of Paul Burling!
0:19:51 > 0:19:55We're going to start off with some silly impressions, OK,
0:19:55 > 0:20:01like the first man to walk on the Sun.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Oh! Ah! Oh! Ah!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05That's hot!
0:20:05 > 0:20:09And the next one is a pigeon in a post office.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Look at the queue!
0:20:18 > 0:20:21And the next one is a chicken -
0:20:21 > 0:20:23a chicken in a library?
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Book!
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Book!
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Book! Book! Book! Book! Book! Book! Book! Book! Book! Book!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34DVD! Which they do now.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36The final one, then.
0:20:36 > 0:20:41The final silly impression is a sheep walking backwards.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Aab, aab!
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Aab!
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Talking of sheep, we've all seen Shaun The Sheep, yeah?
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Yeah, it's great, isn't it? It's made by the same people
0:20:53 > 0:20:56that made this character.
0:20:56 > 0:21:01- AS WALLACE: - Aye, cracking toast, Gromit!
0:21:02 > 0:21:06Cheese, Gromit! Cheese!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:08 > 0:21:09Thank you very much.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Now, there's some more animated characters for you.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- AS SHREK: - Donkey, get out of my swamp!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21- AS DONKEY:- Hey, Shrek, man!
0:21:21 > 0:21:24You're my best buddy in the whole world! I love you, Shrek!
0:21:24 > 0:21:28We're going to be the best friends ever, in the whole wide world.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29LAUGHTER
0:21:29 > 0:21:33- AS GENIE:- 2,000 years can give you such a crick in the neck!
0:21:33 > 0:21:35I-I-I-I-I-itty bitty space!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- AS BUZZ LIGHTYEAR:- Space?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Like a space Ranger?
0:21:39 > 0:21:44To infinity and beyond!
0:21:44 > 0:21:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:49 > 0:21:54If I say these names to you, try and think of the cartoon.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58Fred, Daphne, Velma. Who is it?
0:21:58 > 0:22:00ALL: Scooby Doo!
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- AS SHAGGY: - Scooby-Doo! Where are you?
0:22:05 > 0:22:12- AS SCOOBY:- Huh? Raggy? Raggy?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! Scooby Snack!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Hee-hee-hee!
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:26 > 0:22:28I have to say that this next
0:22:28 > 0:22:32and final cartoon has got to be my most favourite.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Here we go. Ready?
0:22:35 > 0:22:41- AS MARGE SIMPSON:- Homey, homey. You know I love you, honey.
0:22:41 > 0:22:46- AS HOMER:- Ooh, Marge, I have doughnuts! Uhhh!
0:22:48 > 0:22:52Sweet doughnuts! Is there nothing they can't do? D'oh!
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Bart, why, you little... - AS BART:- Eat my shorts, man!
0:22:55 > 0:22:59- Who-Who's on telly, dude? - AS KRUSTY:- Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Hi, kids, it's old Krusty the Clown! Hu-hu-ha-ha-ha!
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- AS MR BURNS:- Excellent, Smithers.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- Who is that man? - AS SMITHERS:- That's Simpson, sir.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- AS BARNEY:- Hi, Homer. - HE BURPS
0:23:14 > 0:23:18- AS APU:- Thank you, call again.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19MUSIC: "Looney Tunes" theme
0:23:19 > 0:23:21All I can say is...
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- AS PORKY PIG: - Be-de-be-de, that's all, folks!
0:23:24 > 0:23:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Paul Burling, we gave him a chance.
0:23:32 > 0:23:36Did he make a good impression on you? Let's find out!
0:23:36 > 0:23:41Right, Paul Burling. Pretending to be somebody else. A good thing?
0:23:41 > 0:23:45I thought he was very funny. I like the way he acted like the Simpsons.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49- You liked his Simpsons?- Mm-hm. - Best part of the act for you?- Mm-hm.
0:23:49 > 0:23:54Do you think, after all the trouble he's caused today, he should go free?
0:23:54 > 0:23:59- Er...yeah.- What about this young man here? What about in a news style?
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Here is The Slammer news.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Today, Paul Burling was extremely cool
0:24:03 > 0:24:07and should be released out of The Slammer immediately.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- Back to you, Governor. - Thank you very much. Wow.- Sir?
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- I thought he was really funny and he made me laugh so much.- Hold on, sir.
0:24:14 > 0:24:19- Have you got something to say at the same time?- No.- Shut up, then.
0:24:19 > 0:24:24- Do you think he should go free, sir? - Yes.- He's getting your vote?- Yeah.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- He's been a bit naughty, but should we let him go free?- Definitely.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- Is his comedy better, or his impressions?- His impressions.
0:24:30 > 0:24:35- What was your favourite one? - The Simpsons.- One final word, sir!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Funny.- Funny, sir!
0:24:37 > 0:24:41We've got four acts to welcome back. Here they come. Come on!
0:24:41 > 0:24:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Team Kinetix, Anastasia,
0:24:47 > 0:24:52Top Bananas and Paul Burling!
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Come on, Top Bananas.
0:24:54 > 0:24:59Well, jailers and jailbirds, four performing prisoner acts,
0:24:59 > 0:25:02all hoping to go free, to be released into society.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06Their debt to showbiz paid. Who will it be? We'll decide with this.
0:25:06 > 0:25:12Yes, the Clap-o-meter. It turns all your applause into points.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15The highest points means they will go free.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19You love them all, they were brilliant.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21First act was Team Kinetix!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Oh! Oh! Oh, wow!
0:25:27 > 0:25:3290s, they're into the 90s, 90.1. Brilliant score there.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Well, on to the next performing prisoner act. Will she go free?
0:25:35 > 0:25:37It's Anastasia IV.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Let's have a look. 86.5.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49Unfortunately, you're staying with us. Ah!
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Team Kinetix in the lead with 90.1.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54The next act, we had to crane our necks to see.
0:25:54 > 0:25:59Will they be going free? What did you think of Top Bananas?
0:25:59 > 0:26:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:05 > 0:26:09Top Bananas, but not the top score. 73.9. It's good.
0:26:09 > 0:26:14Still in the lead at the moment, going free, it's Team Kinetix.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Only one more act to see. He's been a right rascal,
0:26:18 > 0:26:21but he came and did his stuff on The Slammer stage.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Did he do enough?
0:26:22 > 0:26:27Let's find out as you show your appreciation for Paul Burling!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:35 > 0:26:39He's gone into the lead with 91.5! He's going free! Paul Burling!
0:26:39 > 0:26:45Go on, Paul, you're free. He's going free. There we are.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48But it does mean, for all you other acts,
0:26:48 > 0:26:52the good news - you're in time for tea.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54What's for tea? Not the usual?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Well, we thought about doing something different
0:26:56 > 0:26:59- with the porridge today, sir.- Really?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Yep, then decided against it, so it's sloppy, ploppy porridge.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06Oh! Take them back to the cell. Go on, everybody. Back you go.
0:27:06 > 0:27:11Give them a big hand. Top Bananas, Anastasia and Team Kinetix.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14That's it for another Freedom Show.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Give everyone a big round of applause and a cheer.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
0:27:23 > 0:27:28# It's the only way you'll ever leave The Slammer! #
0:27:28 > 0:27:31I've been working on a few impressions of my own.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Have you really, sir? - Yes, how do you like this one?
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- AS FRANK:- Mr Burgess, you 'orrible little warden! "Sir!"
0:27:37 > 0:27:41AS GOVERNOR: You know, that's not half bad. Hee-hee-hee.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Who's that supposed to be?
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